1 I spent Christmas in Cambodia too.
... and I have this "Magic Hat" I got from this CIA guy

2 Please. Even John Kerry knows that they can't really tell us what they want to do. They only have success when they conceal it.  Hence the 2000 page bills that nobody reads.

3 ...or, we've heard the message, and it sucks.

4 Fuck you too, Lerch.

5 John Kerry is such a huge douche that I am embarrassed to be living in a state the borders Massachusetts.

6

Big John has not yet figured out that he is detested. We figured this out years ago. But we're dumb. Got it.

 

7 What Kerry doesn't understand is that 2 years ago, the voters who don't pay attention voted. This year the voters who pay attention are voting.

And John, the taxpayers are pissed.

8 That chicken had it coming, did you see the way it was dressed?

9 Double Race Map sidebar goodness.

10

Thanks for the hat tip brother.

Can anyone remember a time in their life when the populace was this wide awake to what was going on with our governmnent? I actually think that Kerry and his ilk believe what he's saying.  Otherwise they have to admit that the public doesn't agree with their statist ideology.

11 Time to queue up Cee Lo Green again: Fuck Youououou !

12 Yeah because we don't get it because we're stupid.  I hear that every holiday weekend.  Fkn stupid Democrats.

13 As if we needed any more proof that Kerry is a clueless fucking turd, he chooses this year to claim that the electorate is not paying attention?

Hey, horseface?  The only reason you got anywhere in this world is because the people of MA were NOT paying attention.

For the first time in years, the majority ARE finally paying attention.  And, surprises of surprises, your party's platform is now being exposed for the incredibly un-American and idiotic ideology it is.

14 I are tu stoopid tu unnerstand mah bettars in da Democrapic party. 

15 I think you can make a strong argument that the biggest change over the last two years is that the mushy middle that decides election has finally actually started to examine what is happening in DC.

They had to be brought kicking and screaming to this point, but between Obama's Depression, Hellcare, and pure theft of over a trillion dollars from the treasury you Democrats have done what I thought was impossible.

Good job, John F'n Kerry.

16 Spoken by a guy who hold ears of corn upside down.

Time to dig out the comparison photos of Bush vs Kerry?

17 Oh, and while I think it fair to say no one expected that tsunami the Democrats have created, what the HELL did John Kerry expect?

Keep in mind that for the last two elections cycles the Democrats have campaigned on the following points;

We are deficit hawks.
We will cut everyone's taxes unless you are rich.
We are moderates, arguably the real conservatives.
We have a plan to fix the economy! Vote for Stimulus and unemployment will stay under 8%!

Which was a bunch of hooey obviously...but the voters bought it and gave you Democrats a majority. And you've made your lies and your overreach so obvious there is no way that people can't notice.

18 People appear to be paying attention more than I remember.  Even my neighbor (without internet access) was giving me an earful yesterday to the point I wanted to say "Who are you on the blogs?"  They were that up on everything!    And that was someone who is just hanging out with buddies at the local watering hole for lunch everyday.

19 Or maybe John F'n Heinz you're the one not paying attention because your stupid crooked or both.

20 I am now afraid to hit refresh .

21 The fix was in for this gold digger in '04. Didn't work.

22 Democrats' success depends on an ignorant and apathetic populace.

23 John F'n Kerry better pray he never has to meet Lt Col West in the halls of Congress. The encounter would hurt Kerry way more than a few grains of rice embedded in his traitorous ass.

BTW: I'm begging to think Allen West might be a damn good part of the Repub presidential ticket in '12. Team the dude up with, say, John Bolton, and we'd kick some Mohammedan butt!

24 Halp us Jon Carry.  Weer stuk hear in Umarica.

25 parallel topic that sounds like a con job advertisement:

The chemical dubbed "the hormone of love" Oxytocin is known to increase empathy and bonding – especially parents and their children. [necessary Rx?!] Oxytocin did improve powers of empathy and improves the social skills of the shy– but only among those who were less socially proficient in the first place.

Before you know it, Oxytocin will be used by most people along with beta blockers to provide what is promised to be successful social skills performed under the duress of the rat race called life.

 

26

Its never actually "their fault" to them.  Its always that their ideas were good they just didn't have good spokesmen.  Or their ideas were good and they were distorted.  Or their ideas were good and the public is just too stupid.

Well they've got a president now who according to them is supposed to be the greatest speaker ever in the history of the world.  You've got your awesome landmark legislation that you've spent the better part of 2 decades hoping to get passed, and not a single member up for re-election is even trying to promote their vote for it and say why its good for people.  And  if we're all so stupid why the fuck aren't you super smart Ivy Leaguers completely unable to sucker us into believing that you're doing a good job?

27 The problem with democracy is that it's run by the damned people.  If they knew what they were doing they'd be rich like me.  Or at least married somebody rich like I did, the dolts.

28 Yeah, we're stupid because we think that telling insurance companies that they have to cover 23, 24, and 25 year olds for free, will make OUR insurance premiums go up. And we're so stupid that we think that telling the companies they can't charge any copay for certain procedures, and that there can be no life time limit, not even 50 million dollars, will make OUR premiums go up. And we're so stupid that we think that mandating that insurance policies add coverages that we don't want will make our premiums go up. Gawd we're dumb.

29 Connnssss are stuppiiidddd

30 Wow! Between reading about the Kerry elitists imploding with self-delusion and hearing (in that delicious "palate cleanser") that Obama and Pelosi are actually going to Florida to campaign against West in a couple weeks, I'd better arrange a personal trainer for November. I'll be gaining at least 20 pounds from all the popcorn and pudding I'll be eating in the next five weeks! Health consequences be damned, I can't wait to digest all the new Comedy Gold coming from Team Obama next month as the lead necklace of desperation really starts to set in!

31 25 Halp us Jon Carry.  Weer stuk hear in Umarica.

Posted by: The Voters at September 25, 2010 08:42 PM (YX6i/)

Someone must do that for a banner at a Tea Party gathering.  Great callback and reminder to how Kerry always seems to view everyone else as stupid.

32

 Obamacare is the greatest thing ever

Holy shit...by that logic, so is MY golf game...I just stroked a ninety-six!

Heloo Mo-Rons

 

   

33 October's next Friday; WTF will be their pathetic October Surprise?

34

Kerry and the Democrats offer us nothing..."nothing" in the worst form imaginable.

No BUDGET.

No vote on the Bush Tax Cuts.

No vision or coherent policy to bolster our free enterprise system.

Who are these delusional assclowns kidding? The GOP is not much better BTW.

-Noz

35 And John Kerry didn't think that in 2004 the voters would pay attention that after 4 years of calling Dubya stupid, the Democrats nominated the one guy with worse grades from Yale...

36 Wait until all the twentysomethings, who voted for His Awesomeness, find out that Obamacare is going to force them to buy health insurance, or pay a fine (or tax, depending on which government liar you're listening to).

37

How can um that West guy talk um so long without a um teleprompter?

38 They got nuthin'.

39 In all fairness, Kerry is pretty smart, smart enough to figure out how to avoid paying taxes on his fucking yacht.

40 Our Democratic overlords' message is all kinds of 5-dimensional chess goodness.  Unfortunately, we are only capable of shoving checker pieces up our noses (in their eyes) and cannot appreciate how wonderful their message is in spite of Master Orator Obama's n+1 speech on the subject.

41

Come to think of it...who really is the party of "NO"?

The Democrats.

No Budget.

No vote on the Bush Tax Cuts.

And EVERY policy-bill put before the Congress that could be passed due to the D-party majority.

Oh, last time I checked, DADT could be obliterated through O's executive order...nasty bigoted selfish Republicans my eye.

-Noz

42 You're right, douchenozzle.  I will never understand fucking traitors like you, and the leeches who vote for them.

43 In all fairness, Kerry is pretty smart, smart enough to figure out how to avoid paying taxes on his fucking yacht.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2010 08:55 PM (MlLNj)

Actually, I think he ended effing that up, too.  Thought I heard where he didn't leave it moored in Maryland long enough, by a few days or something, so is actually getting nailed for 'em.

So, he's pretty much as dumb as they come.

44 Anyone can play guitar...

45

"douchenozzle?"

Do you kiss your mama with that mouth.

Kidding. Really.

Love.

-Noz

46 41 In all fairness, Kerry is pretty smart, smart enough to figure out how to avoid paying taxes on his fucking yacht.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2010 08:55 PM (MlLNj)

Nah, had to be the family's CPA.  "Commodore" Kerry just likes to dress up like Judge Smails at the yacht club in Caddyshack.

47 RH:
Oh no, pop is dead, it just gave up We raised the dead but they won't stand up And radio has salmonella And now you know you're gonna die He left this message for us

48

Eh, wrong thread and o/t but...I just downloaded Clutch "Willie Nelson"...holy rock bomb!  Sorry Monty, and Hendrix fans from this morning...YOU LOSE!

 

49 Y'all just missed the most awesome Mike Huckabee show ever.

50 Can we at least get Jimmy Joe back?

51 RadioHead;

And the wise man said, "I don't want to hear your voice"
And the thin man said, "I don't want to hear your voice"
And they're cursing me
And they won't let me be
There's nothing to say
And there's nothing to do

Stop whispering, start shouting
Stop whispering, start shouting

You cunt follow words....

52 Y'all just missed the most awesome Mike Huckabee show ever.

Posted by: Ed Anger at September 25, 2010 09:02 PM (7+pP9)

Yes.  By design, we did.

53 Y'all just missed the most awesome Mike Huckabee show ever.
Posted by: Ed Anger at September 25, 2010 09:02 PM

What? Did he announce his retirement from broadcasting and politics and then slit his wrists?

54 The No Budget thing is a Biden-esque BFD.  The House can't/won't deliver on a basic requirement for a functioning government.

55 Y'all just missed the most awesome Mike Huckabee show ever.

Posted by: Ed Anger at September 25, 2010 09:02 PM (7+pP9)

I saw it but you gotta be honest. Huckabee fucking a chicken on live national tv is pretty disgusting.

56 This is reprinted from a NYT comment made by a friend of mine in response to Dowd axing the same question. reprinted without his permission


 We are the chumps. We are the chumps that believe that appeasement is a substitute for defense. We are the chumps who believe that, while a for a family to attempt to spend its way out of poverty is idiocy, it is sound policy for a nation to do so. We are the chumps that believe that by turning the health care system over to the Federal Government we will simultaneously cut costs and improve quality. We are the chumps that believe that they way to ensure that African American children close the education gap with their white peers is to make sure that they are denied school choice and access to charter schools. We are the chumps who believe that if we smash the existing energy industry we will all get high paying government jobs as wind-mill oilers or solar cell squeegee boys. We are the chumps that believe that we can alleviate poverty by raising the minimum wage. We are the chumps who appreciate being forced to buy dangerous little lawnmower-cars by people who fly around in corporate jets to give speeches about our excessive use of energy.

We are a nation of chumps. Us chumps elected socialist Democrats in both houses of Congress and the White House. Us chumps(and our grand children) bought a multi-trillion dollar ticket to the most expensive three ring circus ever imagined. We chumps may have destroyed the most free and the most prosperous society in the history of mankind. At least we will ave earned a place in the history books.

57

56 "The No Budget thing is a Biden-esque BFD.  The House can't/won't deliver on a basic requirement for a functioning government."

Hopefully you're pissed that some would consider this permissable and acceptable.

-Noz

58 Dave, this was a great rant; thanks for the read.

59 what did Huck say that is so extraordinary or newsworthy?

60 51 Y'all just missed the most awesome Mike Huckabee show ever.

Posted by: Ed Anger at September 25, 2010 09:02 PM (7+pP9)

Dammit!! I was just enjoying my wife pulling a deer tick off of my skull...I was afraid I was gonna miss the latest rapture from the Huckster!

  

61 Deer diuree,

tuday my frend Jon Carrey told me how wonderful evurefing is going to be under Obommacair.

then he mayed me stick Aljurnon in his butt.

62 or that our plans just went up 30% or more

They need an excuse to take over fully and rescue us from the eeeeeeevil insurance companies.  This was part of their plan.  But don't take it from me cuz I'm an uninformed rube.

63

Posted by: sickinmass at September 25, 2010 09:04 PM (1rflU)

Love, love, love that movie and have it on Beta tape (yes my '80s Betamax still works).

 

 

Get off my lawn if you are mocking my Betamax.

64 57
John Kerry was decapitated during a struggle with one of his junior associates. After his head and body were infused with a re-animating serum, he engaged on a violent rampage involving many deaths and atrocious abominations.

Posted by: sickinmass at September 25, 2010 09:04 PM (1rflU)

Yeeesh...looks like my wife's dinner tonight(:

 

65 ...Only 21.000 hits to "halp us jon carry" --yeah that will be a bit hard to purge.
I had that bumper sticker on my truck for a few months.

66

Get off my lawn if you are mocking my Betamax.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 25, 2010 09:08 PM (2g2ex)

35MM porn is a lost art and i have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about.

 

67 Off topic. Can we trade Obama in for this guy?
http://uk.reuters.com/article/idUKN259750420100925

"UNITED NATIONS, Sept 25 (Reuters) - Czech President Vaclav Klaus on Saturday criticized U.N. calls for increased "global governance" of the world's economy, saying the world body should leave that role to national governments."

68 Yeah. Everybody is just too stupid to understand Â…

U.S. President Barack Obama and his administration weakened the country’s economy by seeking to foster growth instead of paying down the federal debt, said Nassim Nicholas Taleb, author of “The Black Swan.”

“Obama did exactly the opposite of what should have been done,” Taleb said yesterday in Montreal in a speech as part of Canada’s Salon Speakers series. “He surrounded himself with people who exacerbated the problem. You have a person who has cancer and instead of removing the cancer, you give him tranquilizers. When you give tranquilizers to a cancer patient, they feel better but the cancer gets worse.”

Today, Taleb said, “total debt is higher than it was in 2008 and unemployment is worse.”

69 Kerry's not especially bright, but he was smart enough to marry that $400M tranny ketchup dude.

70

71 Off topic. Can we trade Obama in for this guy?

Amazing how many countries once ruled by Communists really hate the idea of having it happen to them again under a new bullshit banner of lies.

71 Remember when JFKerry, man of the people, stopped by to get a hunting license?

72

Really? No outrage on our plight as a Republic?

Sure we suck...but our government is much (much) worse.

I take it we have given up regarding redress of grievances?

Fucking sad.

-Noz

I have taken an oath to defend this Nation and Constitutional Republic...not sure if it's time to abrogate such. You civilians have it good...trying real hard to not to be a hater.

Good for you. Really.

73 Peiter, chill out. You're hardly the only one here who took the oath, and took it to heart. But most of us can't channel all outrage, all the time.

74 Posted by: George W Bush at September 25, 2010 09:03 PM (JNigo)

Quit printing idiotic song lyrics that your whore mother hums when she sucks your tiny dick, you ignorant fuck.

75 (as good a place as any to slip this in) While reading this post (http://tinyurl.com/26cn5op) I came across this GREAT line which you can use to explain just what you mean by limited govt. If youÂ’re not willing to have somebody hauled off at gunpoint over the project, then itÂ’s probably not a legitimate concern of the state.

76 Posted by: Captain Hate at September 25, 2010 09:28 PM (aIWP/)

I guess someone doesn't like Thom Yorke.  I find him to be goofy and fun myself, his politics notwithstanding.

77 John Kerry, so talentless he couldn't GIVE fire away to Eskimos.

78

78 "Peiter, chill out. You're hardly the only one here who took the oath, and took it to heart.

But most of us can't channel all outrage, all the time."

My bad...time is on our side (the facts speaking otherwise).

I'm angry and invested in the future (whatever that means). My kids are retards and have no idea as to what we have left them as inheritance.

Sure, I'm abit pissy...who would'nt be?

-Noz

 

79
"UNITED NATIONS, Sept 25 (Reuters) - Czech President Vaclav Klaus on Saturday criticized U.N. calls for increased "global governance" of the world's economy, saying the world body should leave that role to national governments."

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2010 09:16 PM (MlLNj)

Really..whatever happened to patriotism for ones country, self sufficiency and pride of family and community? Do we really want to be a global conglomerate? Can you imagine paying for a Frenchman's social security, a Mexiacans health care?...Oh...ooops...nevermind..too late!

//I denounce myself due to Heineken. Hey! I'm supporting the Dutch, so it all good!

   

80

Peiter, chill out. But most of us can't channel all outrage, all the time.

True, else you'll turn into a Carl Spackler.

81

Kerry was a fucking idiot D student at Yale. He was there only because his rich aunt gave a huge financial gift to the school.

Thanks for posting the video of Allen West. I just cannot believe the fucking RNC and RCCC don't have his face out there every chance they get.

I love how he is so fucking unapologetic for what he did to get the intel that most ceratinly saved the lives of his soldiers.\

..he said he would walk through hell with a can of gasoline for his men..and I fucking believe him

82 If youÂ’re not willing to have somebody hauled off at gunpoint over the project, then itÂ’s probably not a legitimate concern of the state. I saw (and liked) that line also. The problem is, there's a whole lot of people on the left that think it would be just jim-dandy to stick a gun in your face to make you use CFLs instead of incandescent lightbulbs.

83 What? Did he announce his retirement from broadcasting and politics and then slit his wrists?

Do not taunt Happy Fun Alex. 

84 85

"Peiter, chill out. But most of us can't channel all outrage, all the time.

True, else you'll turn into a Carl Spackler."

Funny. Well, I have to do something when I retire. Crazy is something I could slide into without much prerequisite training...

-Noz

85
Here's the patriot John Kerry, D-Masshole.

"You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you donÂ’t, you get stuck in Iraq."

-John Kerry

86 71 Czech President Vaclav Klaus on Saturday criticized U.N. calls for increased "global governance" of the world's economy... ---------- Surely, we can arrange a Hawaiian birth certificate for this fine, upstanding fellow.

87 So I'm a "cheese eating surrender monkey" but have you seen my wife's back account ?

88

John Kerry at his best.

89 If youÂ’re not willing to have somebody hauled off at gunpoint over the project, then itÂ’s probably not a legitimate concern of the state.

PJ O'Rourke had a far better variant of that years ago in Parliament of Whores when discussing balancing the budget - basically it went if he wasn't willing to off granny for it, it wasn't going into the budget.  Actually, my favorite bit of that essay was the whole "I balanced the budget, it took me all afternoon but I did it" thing. 

90

C'mon, guys, there's proof positive that we are stupid. We elected these assholes, didn't we?

QED.

91
 One of my life's goals is to live long enough to piss on Kerry's grave.

  We'll just let that stand rather than going on a half -hour rant.

92 Karma police, why are you after me?

93 96

"C'mon, guys, there's proof positive that we are stupid. We elected these assholes, didn't we?

QED."

Amen. We have only a short walk to the mirror to look for blame...

Lift your voice and be heard in the coming years.

-Noz

94 John Kerry: "The voters are disconnected and not paying attention, look how many times they voted for me!"

95
Teresa Kerry remedy for arthritis:  Gin and white raisins.

John Kerry is married to this woman and he makes decisions in our interest? 

Maybe he's only in the relationship for the great sex?  

Or $$$?

96

Remember when he didn't understand how to throw a football, or when he wore that white suit that made him look like he belonged in a Woody Allen movie?

97 Teresa Kerry remedy for arthritis:  Gin and white raisins.

John Kerry is married to this woman and he makes decisions in our interest? 

Maybe he's only in the relationship for the great sex?  

Or $$$?

Posted by: Fish at September 25, 2010 09:41 PM (v1gw3)

It's the free ketchup for his Happy Meals.

98 I can feel their blue hands touching me
All these things into position
All these things we'll one day swallow whole
And fade out again and fade out

This machine will, will not communicate
These thoughts and the strain I am under
Be a world child, form a circle

99
Yea, the Packers play in Lambert Field!

-John Kerry, D-Idiot

100 Don't forget that she is known as Teresa Heinz Kerry. Nothing like cuckolding your current husband with your dead husband.

You know this fucker has to get permission to use the phone.

101 I'm a simple man, yet I feel deprived of two things today:

1.) I haven't seen any creepy Ewok pics yet, and
2.) I have yet to see one movie reference turned into a cock joke.  Therefore, I will insert my own (that's what she said):

"You gonna pull your cock or whistle 'Dixie'?"

102 Kerry and Bush?

How about another comparison?

Bob Dole was a weak candidate, but at least Bob Dole was honorable and humble enough to give up Bob Dole's Senate seat, win or lose.  Shitbirds like Joe Fuckin' Biden were determined to hedge and run for both the White House and the Senate at the same time because, well, they're soooo fucking indispensible.

103 Posted by: irongrampa at September 25, 2010 09:40 PM (ud5dN)

Better wear overboots, that's gonna be one soggy chunk of grass.

104

107  "Yea, the Packers play in Lambert Field!

-John Kerry, D-Idiot"

Fine...I weaken...Go Packers...Go Titans...Go Texans.

There is always the NFL. Thank freakin' goodness.

-Noz

105

“I'm an internationalist. I'd like to see our troops dispersed through the world only at the directive of the United Nations.”

-John Kerry

106

How can um that West guy talk um so long without a um teleprompter?

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 25, 2010 08:52 PM (oVQFe)

That's how men talk.

107

Remember when he didn't understand how to throw a football, or when he wore that white suit that made him look like he belonged in a Woody Allen movie?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby

What about his photo op in his barn coat. The thing looked like LL Bean delivered it 3 minutes before he put it on.

108 Uh oh, Raykon's drunk again.

109 I would be interested to see the actual numbers of people who have voted in the primaries this year than in previous midterm years. I'm betting it is significantly higher in contested districts. For example, how many more people voted in the alaska republican primary in 2010 than in 2004 or 2006?

110 So I'm a "cheese eating surrender monkey" but have you seen my wife's back account ?

Posted by: at September 25, 2010 09:37 PM (tE8FB)

"Back" account? Or "bank" account? Either way, it is funny.

111 Finally the 'Cocks are getting beaten!

112 "Posted by: logprof at September 25, 2010 09:51 PM (BP6Z1)"

logged out prof, do you understand your simple dreams?

113
I live in Florida 22, and the West vs Klein dustup is going to get a lot nastier.  The military vote is in the bag for West, and the liberal pukes are irritated and seeking revenge.  A friend had his Cadillac keyed in the HD parking lot two weeks past, and has since removed his West sticker. 

I believe we should create a "bait car" with West stickers, and stand by to kick some ass if the liberal dweebs fuck it up.  The only drawback? We're all in our late 60's to mid 70's and may have lost a step or two, but a couple of raging Hummer's chasing those faggot blue Prius' shouldn't be a problem.

114

I'd like to see Allen West face to face with Alan Grayson.  Face to face for about a half a second, that is, after which Grayson would be face to face with West's boot smashing repeatedly into his face, as well as face to face with the fact that he's not the tough guy he pretends he is.

115

Remember when he didn't understand how to throw a football

Only American men know how to throw a football.

"Barry" can't even throw a baseball, so don't ask.

116 O/T:  Oh wow, Batchelor is on vacation and it seems that his sitting in co hosts are, dare I say it, dems?  liberal dems?   So far the female, lynn white? has fawned over the Zuckerberg gift to be bestowed on Oprah and her co host some guy named fanino...has said "just give the gift, what are they up to?  Why all the fanfare?  He asked good questions.  You could almost hear him thinking how the money won't end up with the kids in the Newark public schools but in the hands of dem candidates, owning to the timing, just before the election.  He didn't say it, but he protested enough and phrased it in such a way, several times that you figured out what he was trying to say.

So Fanino might be a conservative dem but this lynn white is definitely a lib/dem as she is having a lovely time slamming the TEA party, the republicans and Palladino, in particular.   She loved slamming palladino

Well she came right out of her closet.  She stridently asked "how is he taking over?  excuse me, how is he taking over?  The incredulous guest said "you've never heard of obamacare?  And she said "if it had a public option that would be taking over".  Ok, she's full blown socialist...she wants single payor...

Poor tony fanino....was he set up....to be paird with this obamabot biotch when he thought he would be sharing the co hosting with a reasonable person not someone who came on the show to tout BO and how great he is and how we are moving forward...

Oh she just said  "we are moving forward.....we are making progress, but that's just little old me, little old liberal me"....

Well, firing off an email to batchelor.  The last thing I wanted to hear tonight while working was a whiny, obnoxious, strident, nasty BO apologist...ugh...

117 Remember how fucking drunk Teresa was when he delivered his concession speech? Good times.

118 124:  I'm considering doing the same here in Nevada.  I'd like to teach Reid's would-be thugs that they're not as tough as they think they are.

119 Posted by: dagny at September 25, 2010 09:59 PM (6hy4U)

she was the john mcshame of that election.  Mcshame did everything he could to try and get his opponent elected....she did everything she could, said everything she could, to try and not have her husband elected.  In many ways, she was probably right.

120 The only drawback? We're all in our late 60's to mid 70's and may have lost a step or two, but a couple of raging Hummer's chasing those faggot blue Prius' shouldn't be a problem.

Posted by: Fish at September 25, 2010 09:58 PM (v1gw3)

Fuck that! No Draw back Fish...I'm 39, I have two nephews who are about to be state trropers...( they went to perochial school). We ALL have your BACK I was dissapointed to see less muscle at the Angle/reid Debate the other day..the statist fuck-wads are getting nervous: their meal ticket may be going bye-bye. We need to fight on!!

 

 

121 My giant horse brain has concluded that the United States must always apply a global test to its foreign policy. If the yak-shaggers  in Iran object to a proposed American course of action, we will kowtow before them!

122 Posted by: dananjcon at September 25, 2010 10:06 PM (hqUtD)

one of my friends said it was women who were hit, is that true?

123 If Bill Maher is so fucking smart, THEN WHY HASN'T HE HEARD OF LIFE INSURANCE?

124 John Kerry is such a huge douche that I am embarrassed to be living in a state the borders Massachusetts.

He's so much worse than you can even imagine.

The brief few weeks I spent as a colleague of his in the Senate, convinced me that I was more than capable to become President of the United States and that it was my duty to do so.

Why the hell do you people think that I bow to any random Florida mayor (or the international equivalent, I dunno Tampa, Tokyo all the same to me) at every turn?

You have no idea the damage that John Kerry has done, as a Senator, to our international image...

I am so ashamed to have spent most of my adult life in the same country that includes Massachusetts, I can't even begin to tell...

You people should be thanking me.

125 133 Posted by: dananjcon at September 25, 2010 10:06 PM (hqUtD)

one of my friends said it was women who were hit, is that true?

Posted by: curious at September 25, 2010 10:07 PM (p302b)

Unfortunately..I heard the same. The difference is that she hit the Angle supporter first; still no excuse for hitting a woman but the heat of the situation and hostility of the crowd in Reid's (who pre-taped his answers to the debate) favor had to be pretty imitading.  

126

heheh...my wife just said I'm a sexy mofo!! Later suckers!!!

 

127 Drudge has a line that the dems are digging for scandalous stuff to challenge the republicans....

what about on the issues, a not personal and not social issues?

Palladino apparently put all his stuff out on the internet and in interviews ahead of time...so I guess the dems will bring it out....he's quite the character, if he were a dem it might not be even a subject but since he's a republican they will make the "but republicans are all about family values, so this means he's a hypocrite argument"...

I'm so sick of the double standard.  I want the republicans to say "why do you accept all this bad behavior from your politicians, does that mean you are anti family values?"

Well the local news just said that governor david patterson will be on SNL tonight.

128 Wow, that Howie Carr rant was an epic smackdown.

129 > 87 If youÂ’re not willing to have somebody hauled off at gunpoint over the project, then itÂ’s probably not a legitimate concern of the state. I saw (and liked) that line also. The problem is, there's a whole lot of people on the left that think it would be just jim-dandy to stick a gun in your face to make you use CFLs instead of incandescent lightbulbs. Posted by: XBradTC Ahhh, but that's the key. You use examples like that so people can clearly define what they think the legitimate scope of the govt. is. CFLs by force of arms? Ok, you've stated your opinion. Now everybody else knows with great accuracy where you stand. God, I've love politicians to answer 20 or so questions like that - Yes or No. Collect Taxes - Y CFL Bulbs - N Tentacle Porn - ???

130 The two interviewers are discussing the colbert appearance with a special guest.......it is so sad that they do not have the mental acuity to realize that zoe invited colbert to her committee to distract from the proceedings regarding the DOJ, which essentially, have been sent down the rabbit hole.

131 The guest is saying that the dems realize they have lost control of congress and they figured they would invite colbert as their last hurrah becasue when they are out of power they won't be able to invite colbert.  The uber lib lynn just said it isn't a dem thing?  No, well isn't zoe, a dem?

The guest said some members of the committee didn't bother to show up and that conyers was legitimately pissed.  Well, it made him look like a fool.  We should find out who didn't go, those people deserve recognition for doing their jobs.

132 141 Ahhh, but that's the key. You use examples like that so people can clearly define what they think the legitimate scope of the govt. is. CFLs by force of arms? ------ Sigh. I was listening to that Leo Laporte fellow's tech show this morning and he spent the last five or ten minutes talking about lights, starting with the GE plant closing. Neither he nor the Giz Wiz mentioned the *reason* everyone was switching to CFLs or LEDs. They painted as if folks just spontaneously decided they were better.

133 Posted by: curious Althouse has actually been deleting comments that call for her to discuss the DoJ case. Looks like nobody wants to be the first to touch this story. I can understand that, particularly if people believe that the WH visit by Malik Shabazz (still in question) story line is legit. That would mean Obama is in real danger and anyone who brings it up will immediately become Enemy Number One at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Not a very comfortable spot to be in.

134 I've got enough real lightbulbs horded to last till about 2030 or armageddon, whichever comes first.

135 what about on the issues, a not personal and not social issues?

Issues are for chumps when there's mud to be slung

136

They think people are too stupid to understand issues. Everthing has to be presented like entertainment tonight.

137 I remember some story about some woman dropping a light bulb in her house in her kid's bedroom and essentially the room became a sealed super fund type site since the woman could not afford the cost of cleaning the room according to the manufacture's specifications. 

A lot of regular people are angry about the light bulb thing, really angry.  People are hoarding light bulbs and they are actually talking out loud in places like home depot wondering what people decided this cause it wasn't them.  I wonder why they suddenly decided to essentially outlaw regular bulbs?  That is such an assault on capitalism.  And I bet if someone decided to try and open a light bulb factory somewhere in America, they would face a lot of crap, that is not capitalism, that is total government control.

138 One of my friend's actually said to another of my friends "you know pretty soon you will have to get rid of that light bulb in your front room cause you leave everything wide open and if they see it, they might knock on the door and remove it".....like that was ok....like she expected this....

me and my other friend were dumbfounded to hear that.

139 Tentacle Porn - ??? If you come for my tentacle pron, you better bring a shitload of guns. Oh, and Dagny at 146, Armageddon. Bet on it.

140 151 Yeah, that's why more would just be a waste....

141

After three years of war and four years of competely biased reporting against George Bush, John Kerry couldn't muster the charisma or basic confidence to beat him to the presidency.

Walter Mondale not withstanding, John Kerry is the biggest loser ever.

142 October's next Friday; WTF will be their pathetic October Surprise?

Surprise! I have a COCK! It's the secret weapon you've heard so much about.

143 I've got enough real lightbulbs horded to last till about 2030 or armageddon, whichever comes first.

Posted by: dagny at September 25, 2010 10:37 PM (6hy4U)

I've started hoarding them, too. Especially the 3-click kind to adjust brightness.

144

If you go to Allen West's webpage and read through his list of positions on the issues he's got the goods, point-for-point.  And he sure doesn't seem like the kind of guy who's going to apologetically reach across to aisle to kiss ass.  Solid Reagan material.

145 "but republicans are all about family values, so this means he's a hypocrite argument"...

I saw the emails. It's beyond that. This man is sick.

146 Like Caligula comes to mind.

147

Tuck Fexas!! --_ii_-- Go Sooners!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

148

 (and therefore not hiring.. hey, remember jobs? Big deal, jobs. Very important, yo)

Stupid wingnut, thinking jobs are important.  If you had any brains you'd just marry a rich foreigner.  Do I have to tell you how to do everything?

- John F'ing Kerry

149 "China Receives $2.5 Billion In Foreign Aid From Countries In Debt To China And Running Massive Deficits"

150 Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 25, 2010 10:59 PM (mHQ7T)

I haven't seen "the emails" but people who saw them say it's not that bad or damaging.  I think, if the people of NY State, think he can defeat Cumo and do the job to prevent them from going bankrupt....then they would elect atilla the hun.

151 162 "China Receives $2.5 Billion In Foreign Aid From Countries In Debt To China And Running Massive Deficits"

Posted by: curious at September 25, 2010 11:14 PM (p302b)

 

We have assumed control, We have assumed control.

152 _{"Republican Candidate Hides Two Small Facts: He Used To Work For Goldman Sachs And Was Charged With Murder"  link}
well drudge is "spot on"....and there is a mention of Christine when you click back to "home".

Now I'll read the article but, since most people don't read the article, just the headline, that's all they will actually pay attention to, that headline.

153

The arrogance spewing out of the democratic party and its key leadership is truly alarming.  Continually discounting the will of the people is a strange and dangerous way to lead a country whose very freedoms are guaranteed within its founding documents.  

154 Kerry is, in fact, a Brahmin - his mother was a Forbes.

Oh, shit!

I can reliably trace my paternal line (despite a distinctly Teutonic yet clearly bastardized surname, go figger!)  to some hobo from Scotland named Forbes who washed up in the Carolinas  in the late 1680's.

Please not let me be even distantly related to John F'n Kerry!

I went backwards from the frontier (Ohio).

Shit, never occurred to me to check what little bastards might have swam up north.

Doesn't really matter all that much, I guess but still, it's kind of like finding out that your fourth cousin might have been Ted Bundy or something.

It's one thing to learn that "the Burroughs brothers" almost burned an entire county's crop to the ground, by being stoopid, one fall. 

Another thing entirely, to think that there is even the most remote genetic connexion with the likes of John F'n Kerry.

Our people, try not to have to associate with the likes of them *sniff*!

155 well SNL opened with Christine putting on her witch's hat and flying off on her broom....after she said she "ran dog fights better than Michael Vick" and "burned someone's house down for revenge, not money"....I guess we can see where this is going.

156 John Kerry couldn't cut the mustard, so he contented himself with a sham marriage to ketchup. I'm relishing the immensity of his lameness.

157 151 Tentacle Porn - ??? If you come for my tentacle pron, you better bring a shitload of guns. Posted by: XBradTC No, I meant MANDATORY Tentacle Porn.

158 No, I meant MANDATORY Tentacle Porn.

That is officially more disturbing than anything  Cass Sunstein or Martha Nussbaum could ever concoct.

159 Wow, there is quite the fight going on over at clusterstock on the link I posted.  Seems people that the site has gone full blown in support of the libs/dems and is not really giving them the same kind of economic news they had enjoyed previously when carney was there.  Happens all the time, carney leave to go to cable and do a blog and the site goes to the dogs....dealbreaker was the first place he left....

160

"I saw (and liked) that line also. The problem is, there's a whole lot of people on the left that think it would be just jim-dandy to stick a gun in your face to make you use CFLs instead of incandescent lightbulbs."

 

Gross Conceptual Error there Brad...

Nobody on the left could figure out which end of the gun to actually stick in someone's face...assuming they would actually touch the dirty, nasty thing...

161

"My kids are retards and have no idea as to what we have left them as inheritance. "

 

Gotta lay off that LSD Noz..kinda tends to do that to your offspring!

162 It's getting scary how many commercials there are for broadway.....makes you worry that they are struggling or something.

163 Posted by: curious at September 25, 2010 11:36 PM (p302b)

I saw.  I didn't think it was that savage.

164 Posted by: Christopher Calandro at September 25, 2010 11:57 PM (KyR3d)

I regularly read the site....everyone is usually very well behaved...to them, that's a brawl...they would be horrified reading some of the stuff on here and on other conservative sites....i guess it is what you are used to....lol

165 Posted by: curious at September 25, 2010 11:59 PM (p302b)

Indeed.

166 The guest said some members of the committee didn't bother to show up and that conyers was legitimately pissed.  Well, it made him look like a fool.

 don't understand this formulation, curious.

Who looked like a fool?

Why?

Conyers for showing up and being "legitimately pissed"?

If that's what you mean, please explain...

I can't follow.

167 It wasn't as bad as the faux NY Times meeting sketch,, which threw out all sorts of
vile rumors, about Alaska, but there's still 40 minutes left

168 Nobody on the left could figure out which end of the gun to actually stick in someone's face...assuming they would actually touch the dirty, nasty thing... That's a gross conceptual error on your own part. Uncle Joe himself knew that power grew from the barrel of a gun. Somehow commie/fascist/leftist states always find people willing to be the gunmen.

169 Was that the real Howie Carr?

170 Posted by: Deety at September 26, 2010 12:03 AM (aVzyR)

I don't know what you are asking.   A lot of the members of the committee didn't show up.  I think zoe blindsided conyers and he thinks she
 made him look like a fool.  I heard zoe described on the radio as "someone whose hubby bought her seat".  Now for a host to say that on the radio without compunction and not a conservative host, some must be pissed.  But, she accomplished what she set out to do and that was to help bury the DOJ hearing.  Heard a discussion of this on batchelor and it was wholly lame.  If the two hosts are that stupid as to not know why colbert was there and what purpose he served then batchelor was not served well tonight and maybe he will just leave recordings of old shows the next time he goes on vacation.

I don't mind listening to libs/dems with a brain, this lynn is just a shill and she is not even trying not to be obvious about it.  The other guy, fanino, not sure about yet but I bet he's going to be angry that he was stuck with her all night....but he keeps saying "he's doing this for the kids"..

I've wondered since Ace is MIA if this fanino guy is Ace.

171 Oh and this lynn has successfully succeeded in insulting several of batchelor's regular guests by her obnoxious questions.   I already wrote him an email saying if she is ever on again, I'll stop listening.  I suspect he's going to get a lot of those kinds of emails tonight.

172 I guess someone doesn't like Thom Yorke.  I find him to be goofy and fun myself, his politics notwithstanding.

Posted by: Christopher Calandro at September 25, 2010 09:30 PM (KyR3d)

Eh, they were ok I guess; I was just busting Raykon's non-existent sack for trashing up the place with his existence.  At least they weren't Led Zep songs.

I never get tired of reading examples of what a useless fuck and complete human garbage Lurch is.  To expand on Crusty's point, even with the MFM against him Bush was able to get over 50% of the popular vote against Cabana Boy; something that political 'genius' Clenis was never able to accomplish even against Dole.  Earth to Kerry:  Everybody hates you.

173

51 Y'all just missed the most awesome Mike Huckabee show ever.

Huck was, is now ,and forever shall be..... a goober.

NOTHING will save him.

 

 

174 Now for a host to say that on the radio without compunction and not a conservative host, some must be pissed.  But, she accomplished what she set out to do and that was to help bury the DOJ hearing.

Ahhh...

Okay.

Not denying that that wasn't the net effect but I honestly don't see Zoe having the requisite number of brain cells for a higher-up to rub together in her brain-ban to create this kind of smoke screen.

On cue even!

Nah, she's simply a fool.

(P.S. Comedy Central, Stephen Colbert and John Stewart are even bigger fools than she.  We're not all 19 years old forever...)

175 Posted by: Captain Hate at September 26, 2010 12:36 AM (aIWP/)

I don't think we've had an evenly matched presidential race in a long time.  There is always one guy that you have to vote for if you have half a brain cell and another guy who is so totally inept that you almost feel they are there for the joke.

I held my nose when I voted cause I just wasn't feeling the hope and change everyone was buying.  But it's a shame that the republicans could not have put up Rudy or even Mitt...the outcome may have been different...

with mcshame it was like they gave up...

176 Posted by: Deety at September 26, 2010 01:03 AM (aVzyR)

I don't know anything about zoe but what I heard the radio guy say and now you.....but the great minutia manipulator might have given her a little advice to do this and she may have complied.

177 Was that the real Howie Carr?

Posted by: The Audacity of the Bamboozlement!?!?! at September 26, 2010 12:14 AM (xRcKp)

That was pure fucking poetry. Agreed!

178 well SNL opened with Christine putting on her witch's hat and flying off on her broom....after she said she "ran dog fights better than Michael Vick" and "burned someone's house down for revenge, not money"....I guess we can see where this is going.

Posted by: curious at September 25, 2010 11:36 PM (p302b)

Did Abby Elliot play O'Donnell? That's been the buzz for weeks now.

179 Posted by: curious at September 25, 2010 11:16 PM (p302b)

Nobody is electing this racist pig.

180 but the great minutia manipulator might have given her a little advice to do this and she may have complied

OK.

What sort of leverage do you suppose was used.

By whom?

To what end?

181 Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 26, 2010 01:33 AM (mHQ7T)

i think it was kristin wigg.  I really don't care for her.  She is more ubiquitous than any other female ever on SNL and I don't see that she is all that talented.  She did a terrible Christine.  You knew it was christine cause of how she dressed and the hair and because they finally called her christine.  It was disappointing.  But it was good to see david patterson come on and defend his record as governor.  Interesting how he wasn't BO's candidate of choice but he hasn't been so bad.   I think a lot of NYer's would rather have him than cumo....the dems/libs that is....

182 Posted by: Deety at September 26, 2010 01:44 AM (aVzyR)

If you say she was too dumb to think of this on her own (i'm paraphrasing what I got from your post) then one might assume she had a little help thinking this up. 

183 i think it was kristin wigg.

It was.  I just saw it on Mediaite, and it was kind of meh. Wigg  wasn't great, but she can be funny. I can't remember a character she's really nailed.

184 ""I think a lot of the anger today - while it's appropriate because Washington is broken - is not directed at the right people," said Kerry. "Barney is prepared, as others are, to explain what we're doing. I think when people hear the facts and they see what we're doing, it frankly makes sense."

so, after reading this it sort of hit me that maybe this "explanation that makes sense" is what the october surprise will be.

I don't really know how you can explain away ignoring the electorate though, that will be a toughy.

185 tattoo...

She does ok with the characters she has created but those characters don't seem long lasting to me, they are good for one or two show and then they get tedious.

The girl who did the chinese translator in the do sex to me skit isn't on this year  She was pretty good.....in the few things she did.  I was surprised that the rumors were true and she wasn't back.  I would have liked to watch her develop as a performer but I don't understand who they keep and who they don't and why.

186 If you say she was too dumb to think of this on her own (i'm paraphrasing what I got from your post) then one might assume she had a little help thinking this up.

If you mean by "this" putting up Colbert as deliberate smokescreen to defuse coverage of the DOJ scandal, then yes.

She is too fucking stupid to do that, even guided by puppet strings!

She's too fucking stupid to do "this" constantly tazed by a cattle-prod!

Happy accident for  the DOJ, she did it all on her own!

It's not going away, though.

It can't.

It's too big.

Too fundamental, and has been rotting there and doing nothing else but breed maggots for more than 20 years with no other portfolio than to feed on the healthy outsides of an artificially induced Clostridium perfringens infection.

187 Posted by: Deety at September 26, 2010 02:12 AM (aVzyR)

I hear you but it seems as though it will go away.

Funny, when stuff starts to hit you close to home then you ask questions.  All of a sudden we have new voting machines and lot of cameras everywhere (ostensibly to catch people and give them tickets) and now cameras in the subway.  All of a sudden my friends are asking one another "did you know they were putting up all these cameras at the intersections and in the subway?"   cause they didn't know.  The media didn't cover it until it was already there.  No one even knew it was even a possibility.  So, they are thinking how much money did this all cost?   They are thinking they pay the highest taxes in the country and some are penalized for being single and they are thinking this is a recession, why did they spend this money.  all good questions with no answers.  But, in the end they say "well I guess the city will be safer" cause they rationalize not being told.  sort of like your boyfriend goes to meet his x girlfriend for lunch and you find out cause in this huge city someone who know you and knows him manged to see them.  So then, then he tells you and says "well, it was nothing and I knew you would be upset so I didn't bother to tell you".   Now, the normal reaction is anger but if you think "oh, he's thinking of me, he's probably right I was better off not knowing" then you are deluding yourself and that is where my friends end up going....the acceptance cause it is for our own good route.  I've been wondering lately if that's good or bad.

188 so, after reading this it sort of hit me that maybe this "explanation that makes sense" is what the october surprise will be.

Well, could be, I guess.

*stopping breathing, in or out, to contemplate*

Bwhaaaaahhhhhh!

Eh, eh, eh!

Wheeeze!

Hah!

Ahh!

No, not likely, that the more people hear "the facts" the more they will like them.

189 Posted by: Deety at September 26, 2010 02:27 AM (aVzyR)

oh I agree with you...it's bizarre but lately too many things have seemed bizarre....i mean that he could even utter that stuff is bizarre...shows such a disconnection from the reality on the ground.  

Unless he is alluding to them releasing some heretofore unknown facts that will make everyone suddenly understand them but that only happens in the 7th grade when you are reading all those books where the girls in the story share the same pair of traveling pants and like one another....which isn't everyone's 7th grade experience.

190 A tiny headline on drudge but it has big implications.  link

191 I hear you but it seems as though it will go away.

No.  It won't.

This is a deep cultural and moral outrage.

It's not supportable, in this country.

Clearly, it is exploitable...

Not acceptable.

That's what I know.

192 wow, is this guy on the real radio somewhere?  I mean this is just almost unbelievable.  link

193 but that only happens in the 7th grade when you are reading all those books where the girls in the story share the same pair of traveling pants and like one another.

Yeah, I think that you and I are very different creatures...

I got pissed at the author for ripping off the "Seven League Boots" tale with a bunch of sappy tweeners, I was supposed to care about like some Jr. Harlequin Romance !

Made my Mom discontinue the mail subscription (!) to that series in a mellow but persuasive long campaign of low dudgeon.

No crap, I was burning through books faster than the local library could supply them, for a couple of years. (12 a week maximum)  My Mom actually paid to have new books shipped to me.

I forgot about this until you reminded me of a certain series...

I was a weird kid.

Funny, I don't think I checked out a single book to read for like, 6 years after I hit 8th Grade.

194 I was a weird kid. Times change. . . . . . . Or not.

195 I think a lot of people look back and think they were weird as a kid.  But then what really is weird?  If you march to the beat of your own inner drummer to use a cliche...so what.

One of my best friends in college had pink hair.   I bet her patients would be oh so surprised now if they knew that lol

196 Hey SNL:  Blow me (or words to that effect). 

$2,547,634.88  in less than 10 days. 

197 When you see a piece like this Susan Estrich piece you know they are desperate.  link

and susan, cumo isn't "the most popular politician in New York (and that is Cuomo)".....he is feared but not liked...the dems whisper behind his back that a loss might persuade him to get out of NY politics.  David Patterson's appearance on SNL tonight brought home the idea that the dems should have let him ride...made him their candidate.

warning, the more I think about this piece the more disgusted I get.  She is basically saying that anyone who isn't a "professional politician" is incapable of running the state or being in the Senate.  She attacks Christine too.  Maybe she's a little nervous, we've had two years of a non vetted inexperienced professional politician.

198 NYer's seem to always back the teacher's union.  Waiting for them to realize with all the money spent that their kids are being short changed.  Waiting for them to ask why even with the billions in lottery money the schools aren't standing up to test scores elsewhere.

no wonder they are protesting the superman movie, it calls them out.  How dare they say there is not teacher voice in the movie.  There doesn't need to be their actions speak far louder than their words.  link

199

"C'mon, guys, there's proof positive that we are stupid. We elected these assholes, didn't we?

QED."

Amen. We have only a short walk to the mirror to look for blame...

Lift your voice and be heard in the coming years.

-Noz

"You can fool all of the people some of the time. And you can fool some of the people all of the time. But you can't fool all of the people, all of the time." -- Abraham Lincoln

We were willing to ignore politics because politics are messy and time-consuming, and anyway times were good so why bother. Well, it looks like the people have awakened. It may be too little, too late: but we'll go down fighting.

200 Kerry is wrong, we are connected and we are paying attention. We do not like what we see.

201

The Congressional Black Caucus is campaigning against Allan West? They are campaigning against the black guy and for the white guy!!! They don't even have the decency to pretend that the reason the caucus exists (promoting black members of congress) is important enough to at least stay neutral in one of the few races that can ADD another black member to congress.

 

202

Oh, because we're stupid?

Several years ago I had the misfortune of sitting next to an old, drunk leftist prattling the "hope-change" mantra and other party slogans.  After engaging me in conversation and I winning each arguement, he stated that I "simply didn't understand."  I told him I was all ears and promise not to interrupt-- proceed to explain it to me.  His reply after his lower jaw hanging ajar for several seconds.  "Your stupid."  I assured him I wasn't and have enough state certifications to back it up, but he didn't seem to interested in continuing the convesation at that point.

Most of these people are shallow, obtuse and vain, but a portion of them are evil.

203

197 so, after reading this it sort of hit me that maybe this "explanation that makes sense" is what the october surprise will be.
I don't really know how you can explain away ignoring the electorate though, that will be a toughy.

If the Dems had an explanation that makes sense they should have been using it all along instead of getting themselves in the position they are with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel while juggling chain saws.  Nope, they got nothing.
 

204 Would somebody please let John F*!&$!ing Kerry know that it's not US who isn't paying attention! Stupid sack of... Semper Fi, Mattski