September 24, 2010

Democrats Hoot, Jeer, Giggle At Angle As She Tries To Speak
— Ace

And by "Democrats" I'm pretty sure I mean "union thugs."

At Hot Air, the punch that was thrown after; but I care less about that than the coordinated, planned laughing at nothing at all by Democratic thugs.

She handles it well. But even handling it well, the Democrats are keeping her from speaking, and they've got the subliminal effect of those animal giggles on the tape.

What was the moderator doing here? Not throwing people out, obviously.

Well, next time: We'll do worse.

How ya like them apples?

Just don't let these bastards speak at debates. Hoot, jeer, giggle, shout 'em down.


Posted by: Ace at 03:07 PM | Comments (876)
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1 Where's Chris Christie  when you need him? 

Posted by: some wench at September 24, 2010 03:09 PM (uJBct)

2 what schmxcks, well Sharron just got another small donation from me. unemployed or I would give more. this kind of behavior does not impress the voters but of course the thugs are too stupid to understand that. man they are gonna be like cornered rats there on Election Day

I keep begging the GOP to SEND MONITORS TO NV NOW

send LAWYERS NOW

NV is where they will steal it and throw all they have at Sharron Angle

Posted by: mim/ginaswo at September 24, 2010 03:10 PM (FdidG)

3 Adults are in charge. 

Posted by: Y-not at September 24, 2010 03:10 PM (osFsP)

4 A candidate for US Senate shouldn't get flustered that easily. Her handlers just cant let her speak in public. Its excruciating.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at September 24, 2010 03:11 PM (e1+91)

5 Isn't disruptive heckling protected by the First Amendment? SEIU wants to know.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 03:11 PM (AZGON)

6

crap!  wanna be first!

 

Posted by: Ruth at September 24, 2010 03:11 PM (GJHX1)

7 @4
Well, I know what you're saying, but I'd rather see a human reaction than the smug non-reactions of most of the pricks in there now. 

Posted by: Y-not at September 24, 2010 03:13 PM (osFsP)

8 I'm sorry it happened to Angle, who seems to have a little trouble stringing words together.

It is the sort of thing I'd expect from Reid's union goons; you got that right, ace.

But I've long thought political events needed a laugh track.

Posted by: MrScribbler at September 24, 2010 03:14 PM (Ulu3i)

9 well, the union thugs were successful. They threw her off her stride. The vid sucks though,

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 24, 2010 03:14 PM (GqrJo)

10 Yes, it was most likely a team of union thugs. I also wouldn't be surprised if the guy who threw the punch was not a plant.

Posted by: Vic at September 24, 2010 03:15 PM (/jbAw)

11 Meanwhile, Reid literally mails it in and is supposed to be the "serious" candidate.

Posted by: logprof at September 24, 2010 03:15 PM (BP6Z1)

12 5 Isn't disruptive heckling protected by the First Amendment? SEIU wants to know.

Only if the heckling is directed against Republicans.

Posted by: SEIU at September 24, 2010 03:16 PM (c0A3e)

13 a new poll out  today by a GOP firm,  public opinion strategies, shows harry reid beginning to pull away, now up 5 over angle.  and his son is now only down 6, which is also a huge shift.  has NV slipped away?

Posted by: Greg at September 24, 2010 03:16 PM (BBzyJ)

14 Honestly, if Nevadans re-elect Dingy Harry, they will deserve the Depression they will elicit.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 03:16 PM (AZGON)

15 Was there something wrong with the video or do I need to see a doctor?

Posted by: Not at the table Carlos at September 24, 2010 03:17 PM (xtAfO)

16 Actually, this kind of thing can backfire these days.

Posted by: nickless at September 24, 2010 03:17 PM (MMC8r)

17 11 Meanwhile, Reid literally mails it in and is supposed to be the "serious" candidate.

Posted by: logprof at September 24, 2010 07:15 PM (BP6Z1)


I think it would have been awesome for Angle to have brought out an extra chair, and put an envelope on it with Reid's name on it, and insist to the moderator that it get equal time.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and Meteor afficionado at September 24, 2010 03:17 PM (eCAn3)

18

I am ready to fight any fat-fuck union goon that wants to go.

I'm pretty sure most real Americans feel the same way.

 

Posted by: Warden at September 24, 2010 03:17 PM (QoR4a)

19 ANGLE: "What we need to do is encourage the business community to create those jobs."

UNION THUGS: "LOLZ  We all have jobs and cushy pensions while other families are losing theirs, so STFU. Everybody knows jobs are created when you tax the ever-loving shit out of businesses and impose strict regulations on them." *hooting with laughter* "The more debt you have, the richer you are."

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 24, 2010 03:18 PM (mHQ7T)

20 I appreciate the fact that Demotards lecture conservatives on tone and civility in political discussions. Here, they demonstrate their keen understanding of the subject.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 03:18 PM (AZGON)

21

they're stupid thugs. everyone knows that for good annoyence one must yell "shame" or shout "you lie".

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at September 24, 2010 03:19 PM (vIckl)

22 Some guy who was on Hannity's radio show this afternoon said he had taken pictures of the "debate" and of all the SEIU goons getting on the buses after they left the building. He said he was sending them to Hannity.

Why would she agree to this format? Talk about a recipe for disaster.

Posted by: Museisluse at September 24, 2010 03:20 PM (DTfXb)

23 Get in their faces.

Posted by: Barry the Magnificent at September 24, 2010 03:20 PM (S0c2d)

24 actually, i partly take that back. telling her that she lies wouldn't really be effective because in this case, it would'nt be a lie.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at September 24, 2010 03:21 PM (vIckl)

25 Wasn't that moderator recently in a hipster street fight?

Posted by: Not at the table Carlos at September 24, 2010 03:21 PM (xtAfO)

26 a new poll out  today by a GOP firm,  public opinion strategies, shows harry reid beginning to pull away, now up 5 over angle.  and his son is now only down 6, which is also a huge shift.  has NV slipped away?

Posted by: Greg at September 24, 2010 07:16 PM (BBzyJ)

"public opinion strategies"? Right, the POS firm. Give me a break.

Posted by: Museisluse at September 24, 2010 03:22 PM (DTfXb)

27 And Harry Reid can shrug his narrow shoulders and say 'I wasn't there.'

Posted by: nickless at September 24, 2010 03:23 PM (MMC8r)

28 Next time play the video second.

Posted by: AE at September 24, 2010 03:23 PM (kSfPT)

29 Reid 45%
Angle 40%

and being from a GOP pollster, the numbers are probably worse than that.

Posted by: Greg at September 24, 2010 03:23 PM (BBzyJ)

30 She should have shouted the thugs down. Call them out. Name them and shame them.

Posted by: John Galt at September 24, 2010 03:23 PM (80GjT)

31 I've never been more proud of the Democratic party.

Posted by: JB at September 24, 2010 03:23 PM (m26GJ)

32 I've never watched Sharon Angle before.  I sure that's not Ellen Burstyn?

Posted by: Bob at September 24, 2010 03:23 PM (4DoFz)

33 What do you expect? She's a disgrace.

Posted by: Jimmy Joe at September 24, 2010 03:24 PM (vUdSP)

34 The video sucks.  I hate urbane douchebags who cross their legs like women.  It seemed to me like there was a mixture of laughing/talking/applause on the video and that Mrs. Angle handled it pretty well.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 24, 2010 03:24 PM (yQWNf)

35 ANGLE: "Those taxes are not made permanent, specifically the death tax."

UNION THUGS: "BWAHAHAHA When we die, we leave a bunch of debt to our children, but we keep on voting. There's nothing permanent about death!"

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 24, 2010 03:24 PM (mHQ7T)

36 Why is Allahpundit propogating the lie that the man in the photos "threw the first punch"?  The guy is sitting when that large woman comes to his seat, gets in his face and finally puts her hand on him to keep him from standing.  SHE assaulted HIM.

Posted by: stuiec at September 24, 2010 03:24 PM (7AOgy)

37 so public opinion strategies isn't a GOP firm?


Posted by: Greg at September 24, 2010 03:24 PM (BBzyJ)

38 Unfortunately, the tactic worked in that she got flustered. 

Posted by: SEIU at September 24, 2010 03:25 PM (c0A3e)

39 Does anyone ever remember  anything like that happening before ? like perhaps at the town hall meetings ? And anyway the unions including the cop unions are all dems anyway even the guys on the loading dock vote for them meatheads now

Posted by: belzebub's burp at September 24, 2010 03:25 PM (0YS61)

40 We the people in order to form a more Soviet union...

Posted by: Barry Barack Sotero Obamachev-alinsky Davis at September 24, 2010 03:26 PM (8zAcw)

41 33 What do you expect? She's a disgrace.

Posted by: Jimmy Joe at September 24, 2010 07:24 PM (vUdSP)


Whaddaya know, the cocksucker returns. Busy wiping daddy's mess off your chin again jj?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and Meteor afficionado at September 24, 2010 03:26 PM (eCAn3)

42 but the tea party was able to strike back when those 2 ladies got punched out, too bad the guy got detained for the police hope he lawyered quick

Posted by: belzebub's burp at September 24, 2010 03:27 PM (0YS61)

43

 Greg Troll,

get a clue, you were just answered, above. I know - being a Podesta-troll -you Pav. slavver at the whiff of your master's Chicago gay club toffied-cock, but please try.

Posted by: Jack at September 24, 2010 03:28 PM (47tAL)

44 Well, next time: We'll do worse. How ya like them apples? Just don't let these bastards speak at debates. Hoot, jeer, giggle, shout 'em down. It may have to come to that. Nothing would be more awesome than a public meeting where Reid or Pelosi or Boxer or Barry were shouted down and denied the opportunity to speak. Turnabout being fair play and so forth.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 03:28 PM (AZGON)

45 for the SEIU, repressing speech is the highest form of patriotism

Posted by: phreshone at September 24, 2010 03:29 PM (1AnxB)

46

Wow!

Is it possible to have two cock suckers on one thread?

Posted by: Fish at September 24, 2010 03:29 PM (v1gw3)

47 Whaddaya know, the cocksucker returns. Busy wiping daddy's mess off your chin again jj?

I thought this was the guy whose mommy pisses in his mouth while he scrubs the scrogger.

I'm so confused.....

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 24, 2010 03:29 PM (XND3G)

48 Why would she agree to this format? Talk about a recipe for disaster.

Posted by: Museisluse at September 24, 2010 07:20 PM (DTfXb)

Because if she keeps talking, more people will listen than if she never spoke at all. I think she held her own. Even if they only heard one thing, it was good that she could point to her record of fighting for her own son, then other kids, then legitimately lowering taxes. Those are all fact. I think she got through to more than a few voters, and she will see a bump in the next polls.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 24, 2010 03:29 PM (mHQ7T)

49 Same cocksuckers were probably calling for Joe Wilson to be impeached.

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at September 24, 2010 03:30 PM (w9BEi)

50 Reid has some really dumb friends ....

Posted by: tarpon at September 24, 2010 03:30 PM (g0QB8)

51 27 And Harry Reid can shrug his narrow shoulders and say 'I wasn't there.'

He "phoned" it in.

From the link at HA:

Reid was in Washington, D.C., because Congress is in session. He taped answers to questions asked by moderator Mitch Fox weeks ago and appeared in video on two jumbo screens hanging above the stage.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 24, 2010 03:31 PM (c0A3e)

52 get a clue, you were just answered, above. I know - being a Podesta-troll -you Pav. slavver at the whiff of your master's Chicago gay club toffied-cock, but please try.

Podesta-troll?  Why, I have no idea what you could possibly be talking about.  By the way, do you no a place I could get an advance on this check?

Posted by: Greg, the very Christian, Conservative who's concerned at September 24, 2010 03:31 PM (S0c2d)

53 Oh lookie here, fellow morons! We have a new idiot troll to mock and humiliate. His name is "Greg" and he is concerned.

Posted by: Log Cabin at September 24, 2010 03:31 PM (slOv8)

54 Reid has some really dumb friends ....

Friends? Let's not get carried away.

But they speak *very* well.

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 24, 2010 03:32 PM (w9BEi)

55 "Just don't let these bastards speak at debates. Hoot, jeer, giggle, shout 'em down." Or take the high road and lead by example.

Posted by: James at September 24, 2010 03:32 PM (Nljcu)

56

Lot of concerned posters on this thread.

 

 

Posted by: Steph at September 24, 2010 03:32 PM (ZfkPl)

57 Cretins are in charge.

Posted by: ParisParamus at September 24, 2010 03:33 PM (A0BM0)

58 #48  Because if she keeps talking, more people will listen than if she never spoke at all. I think she held her own. Even if they only heard one thing, it was good that she could point to her record of fighting for her own son, then other kids, then legitimately lowering taxes. Those are all fact. I think she got through to more than a few voters, and she will see a bump in the next polls.

The video also makes Angle look sympathetic and the Dem/Union thugs look like bullies. 

I thought she got flustered a few times, but she got through it with grace and honor.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 24, 2010 03:33 PM (c0A3e)

59
Or take the high road and lead by example.

Posted by: James at September 24, 2010 07:32 PM (Nljcu)

Great idea James.  Let's butt fuck their mother's!

Posted by: Fish at September 24, 2010 03:33 PM (v1gw3)

60 Wow!

Is it possible to have two cock suckers on one thread?

Posted by: Fish at September 24, 2010 07:29 PM (v1gw3)

--Beware: Their collective IQ could collapse and create a Singularity of Stupid.

Posted by: logprof at September 24, 2010 03:33 PM (BP6Z1)

61 Or take the high road and lead by example.

We're not leading these people, we're trying to defeat them.  Utterly, even.

Posted by: Methos at September 24, 2010 03:34 PM (S0c2d)

62 Nevada - Sharron Angle was laughed off stage Thursday night as voters were unwilling to have any part of her Bush 2008 strategy retread....

Posted by: AP Spin at September 24, 2010 03:34 PM (w9BEi)

63 Reid 45%
Angle 40%

and being from a GOP pollster, the numbers are probably worse than that.

Posted by: Greg at September 24, 2010 07:23 PM (BBzyJ)

You should check out Peggy Noonan's column in today's Wall Street Journal.  You are one of a very small and dwindling band of Obama supporters who even gives a sh*t about him anymore.  She calls the Democrats "The Exhausted," and even the poll number you cite above proves that: Reid, the great architect of Obama's Senate victories on the stimulus and ObamaCare, can't even bust 45% in his home state.

Pretty much everybody on the Left is out of gas these days.  And I mean everybody -- from the big Leftard celebrities to the Democrat Party pols to the rank and file people who wonder why the hopey-changey thing they voted for didn't transform their lives into something actually worthwhile.

Sucks to be you.

Posted by: stuiec at September 24, 2010 03:35 PM (7AOgy)

64 Is it possible to have two cock suckers on one thread?

Some of us need two.

Posted by: Pat Friggin' Caddell at September 24, 2010 03:35 PM (S0c2d)

65
"Just don't let these bastards speak at debates. Hoot, jeer, giggle, shout 'em down."


I say consume pickled eggs and lager beer before going and break a lot of wind.

Posted by: maverick muse at September 24, 2010 03:36 PM (H+LJc)

66 i've found no info on public opinion strategies being a Dem polling firm.  could someone post a link?

Posted by: Greg at September 24, 2010 03:36 PM (BBzyJ)

67 Yeah, they're real classy.  Has everyone seen the vid of the union hacks drinking and smoking pot on their lunch break at "our" Jeep Cherokee plant in MI? 

When they fled the reporter in the parking lot of their little hangout, they were all driving Fords.  Seriously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2010 03:36 PM (UOM48)

68 These guys are a fuckin' disgrace!

Posted by: Johnny Upton at September 24, 2010 03:37 PM (xy9wk)

69
Unleash the Christie!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2010 03:37 PM (UOM48)

70 Oops....wife's nick

Posted by: Beto at September 24, 2010 03:37 PM (H+LJc)

71 65 My gawd, that state has the highest unemployment out of all 50 (or is it 57?) and they don't want to hear what the candidate has to say?

Posted by: Downsized Upscale at September 24, 2010 07:35 PM (IhHdM)

--The handful making the trouble probably do have jobs.

This is the "heckler's veto" in action

Posted by: logprof at September 24, 2010 03:37 PM (BP6Z1)

72 The last respectable poll in Nevada has it at 43% to 43%, that's a tie for our trolls who may be mentally challenged.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 24, 2010 03:38 PM (xtAfO)

73 Or take the high road and lead by example.

Posted by: James at September 24, 2010 07:32 PM (Nljcu)

How Is That Working Out For You So Far?

Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at September 24, 2010 03:38 PM (bxiXv)

74 Man, even the concern trolls are phoning it in.

Posted by: Lee (in KY) at September 24, 2010 03:38 PM (7y9kL)

75 Nevada has a "none of the above" option. I think he/she is going to win. Anyone know where it stands on ObamaCare?

Posted by: swamp_yankee at September 24, 2010 03:38 PM (e1+91)

76 lalalalalalalalala i cant hear you lalalalalalalalala.

Posted by: sliderblaze at September 24, 2010 03:38 PM (Jesjh)

77 Reid 45%
Angle 40%

and being from a GOP pollster, the numbers are probably worse than that.

Posted by: Greg at September 24, 2010 07:23 PM

Well that pretty much seals the deal for me.  I am going to stay home on November 2nd now that I know that Angle can't win. 

Posted by: Independant Nevadan deciding whether to vote at September 24, 2010 03:38 PM (yQWNf)

78 "We're not leading these people, we're trying to defeat them." Yes you are trying to lead them...that's the way democracy works.

Posted by: James at September 24, 2010 03:39 PM (Nljcu)

79 The last respectable poll in Nevada has it at 43% to 43%, that's a tie for our trolls who may be mentally challenged.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 24, 2010 07:38 PM (xtAfO)

Actually, that's called an ass whoopin' for the incumbent.  Buh-bye, Harry.

Posted by: Editor at September 24, 2010 03:39 PM (pUfK9)

80 "Just don't let these bastards speak at debates. Hoot, jeer, giggle, shout 'em down."

Or take the high road and lead by example.

Posted by: James at September 24, 2010 07:32 PM (Nljcu)

It's an interesting paradox that societies are shaped by the survivors, not by those whose intentions, values and codes of conduct are more honorable.  If taking the high road means letting barbarians achieve victory because fighting them on their level is demeaning, then f*ck the high road: get into the muck, and worry about washing it off later, after we've buried them and afforded ourselves the luxury of climbing back onto the high road.

Posted by: stuiec at September 24, 2010 03:39 PM (7AOgy)

81

I haven't read the over 70 comments.  But I'm sure there are those saying "we are better than that, so we mustn't sink to their level."

Let me just say that I find that arguement very...unpersuasive.

Posted by: ed at September 24, 2010 03:39 PM (Zsqn4)

82
The last respectable poll in Nevada has it at 43% to 43%, that's a tie for our trolls who may be mentally challenged.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 24, 2010 07:38 PM (xtAfO)

Ugh, Doctor, we call that a push!


Posted by: Steve Wynn, Golden Nugget at September 24, 2010 03:39 PM (v1gw3)

83

You'll note that "Greg" didn't post a link.  If it's true, I'm sure it's all over HuffPo, but look at how desperate they have to be.

A poll that nobody'd heard of before, by a group nobody'd heard of before shows a spread within the MoE of other polls.  Most polls show them within plus or minus 1 with about 43% each.  45-40 is within the MoE.

This organization doesn't even have the result at its website.

Here's one thing the Podestas/Axelrods know: undecideds break 2 to 1 for the challenger.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 24, 2010 03:39 PM (3wPsb)

84 Yeah, they're real classy. Has everyone seen the vid of the union hacks drinking and smoking pot on their lunch break at "our" Jeep Cherokee plant in MI? When they fled the reporter in the parking lot of their little hangout, they were all driving Fords. Seriously. They should be driving electric golf carts. Better for the environment, and besides, goofing off on the golf links is the favorite pastime of their Messiah.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 03:39 PM (AZGON)

85 Was she lying when she said Obamacare took half a trillion dollars out of the Medicare system?

Medicare Advantage (MA) plans are the private insurance options available to Medicare beneficiaries. In 2006 (the latest figures available), Medicare covered only 59% of traditional beneficiary health care expenses. 91% of all Medicare beneficiaries have some sort of supplemental coverage. Obamacare is going to change all that. The new law imposes deep cuts in the payment rates for MA plans, beginning with a payment freeze in 2011. In addition, the other indiscriminate payment cuts to hospitals and health care providers will also get passed on to MA plans as well. Book and Capretta calculate that the average nationwide per capita reduction in the value of coverage for MA and would-be MA enrollees will total about $3,700 annually by 2017, or a nearly 27% cut from what would have occurred without the new law. Faced with these cuts, MA plans will be forced to raise premiums, reduce benefits or leave the market entirely. The PresidentÂ’s own Medicare chief actuary estimated that the number of seniors with MA plans will drop from 10 million today to just 7.4 million in 2017.  It looks like Obama lied when he said if you like your plan, you can keep it. Voters know this, which is why they have taken to the streets.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 24, 2010 03:40 PM (mHQ7T)

86 I know we have a number of very concerned conservatives on this thread.  They seem so sincere, I hate to see them worry. 

I bring good tidings!  RCP shows this race as a toss up, with the most recent polls being tied or +1 for Angle.  So sleep easy, concerned conservatives! 

Posted by: Y-not at September 24, 2010 03:40 PM (osFsP)

87

I think she did pretty well considering the circumstances. 

She even managed to stay fairly well composed after they laughed at her son.

She showed a lot of class.

Posted by: lan sing at September 24, 2010 03:41 PM (YHrQZ)

88 What that crowd needed was Pat Caddell's Balls of Doom aimed at the backs of their heads.  Finished by Cheney's war cock smack down.  And finally, having Christie wad them all up and eat them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2010 03:41 PM (UOM48)

89 Dick Morris has Reid up by eleventy!!11!! So fucking stay home.

Posted by: Gregg at September 24, 2010 03:41 PM (xtAfO)

90 Listen to the voices.   Ghetto was in the house


Posted by: SantaRosaStan at September 24, 2010 03:41 PM (dPcmp)

91 The things Ace of Spades readers say...

"Whaddaya know, the cocksucker returns. Busy wiping daddy's mess off your chin again jj?"

"I thought this was the guy whose mommy pisses in his mouth while he scrubs the scrogger."

"slavver at the whiff of your master's Chicago gay club toffied-cock, but please try."


That's only from 50 comments on the thread...

What can I say? All you people think about is cock.  Its like a big gay club here and Sharon Angle, Christine O'Donnell and Michelle Bachman are your fag-hags. You're a bunch of cock-obsessed fags. Every insult has to do with cock. Someone ought to collect them all and publish a book.

Every retort has a cock attached to it. Every one.  Should change the title of this site to Aces Of Cock.

...ga 'head...


Posted by: Jimmy Joe at September 24, 2010 03:42 PM (vUdSP)

92 That's nice Y-not. Because everyone who dislikes screaming thug style politics must be a concerned conservative troll.

Posted by: James at September 24, 2010 03:42 PM (Nljcu)

93
Yo Jimmy Joe, suck my cock!

Posted by: Fish at September 24, 2010 03:43 PM (v1gw3)

94 http://www.lasvegassun.com/blogs/ralstons-flash /2010/sep/24/survey-national-gop-pollster-shows-both-reids-gain/

Posted by: Greg at September 24, 2010 03:43 PM (BBzyJ)

95

--Beware: Their collective IQ could collapse and create a Singularity of Stupid.

and...........this quote is now offically stolen and wil be used against the ont m/ms tonight

Posted by: navycopjoe on a m17xr2 at September 24, 2010 03:43 PM (gg4j2)

96 If Nevada re-elects Reid, that is the last time I set foot in that state. And nobody else should either. Teach the stupid fucks a lesson.  

Posted by: LGoPs at September 24, 2010 03:43 PM (lHn6+)

97 The GOP is going to do quite well in November. But we would have been a lot better off not nominating retards in Nevada and Delaware.

INB4 "RINO" ...

Posted by: RJ at September 24, 2010 03:43 PM (gXVqy)

98 Every retort has a cock attached to it.

Posted by: Jimmy Joe at September 24, 2010 07:42 PM (vUdSP)

--Unlike you.

Posted by: logprof at September 24, 2010 03:43 PM (BP6Z1)

99 #93  Sez the troll sporting a mangina.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2010 03:43 PM (UOM48)

100 Cocknugget

Posted by: logprof at September 24, 2010 03:44 PM (BP6Z1)

101 Yes you are trying to lead them...that's the way democracy works.

Posted by: James at September 24, 2010 07:39 PM

Thank god we live in a representative republic then.  Democracy (50 + 1) sucks and leads to tyranny of the majority.  Kind of like what we've seen the dummycrats do over the last 2 years.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 24, 2010 03:44 PM (yQWNf)

102

And seriously Greg, you notice the handles of the other commenters here. Methos, steuic, AmishDude, Public Service Message, etc.

A Greg, Phil, John, Nick or Steve commenting here kinda sticks out.

Please up your game.

Posted by: Lee (in KY) at September 24, 2010 03:44 PM (7y9kL)

103 Jimmy Joe loves 3 things: cock, balls and more cock.

Posted by: Gregg at September 24, 2010 03:44 PM (xtAfO)

104 Every retort has a cock attached to it. Every one.  Should change the title of this site to Aces Of Cock.

...ga 'head...


Posted by: Jimmy Joe at September 24, 2010 07:42 PM (vUdSP)

Heh-heh.  He said "head."  Heh.

Posted by: Beavis (or is it Butt-Head?) at September 24, 2010 03:45 PM (7AOgy)

105 This has a Wellstone Funeral air about it.

Posted by: nickless at September 24, 2010 03:45 PM (MMC8r)

106 Cock cock cock...cockadoodledoo. Cock cock cock...

Posted by: Glib Tunafish at September 24, 2010 03:45 PM (9YJ+H)

107 James -- In what way was my post directed at you? 
Work on those reading skills, buddy. 

Posted by: Y-not at September 24, 2010 03:45 PM (osFsP)

108 I refuse to click on your link, Greg, because if I do, the Las Vegas Sun will sue me.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 24, 2010 03:45 PM (3wPsb)

109 You're a bunch of cock-obsessed fags.

Yeah fuck these faggots!

Posted by: Fred Phelps, (D) KS at September 24, 2010 03:45 PM (w9BEi)

110
I used to date Jimmy Joe, but his package is very small and uninspiring. You could almost call it a pee-pee, and it's definitely not a cock!

Posted by: Barney Frank, D-Peni Puller at September 24, 2010 03:45 PM (v1gw3)

111 67 i've found no info on public opinion strategies being a Dem polling firm.  could someone post a link?

Posted by: Greg at September 24, 2010 07:36 PM (BBzyJ)

How about a link to a page of all their clients.   Hmmm...don't see anything about the GOP, but there sure are a lot of lefty organizations.   Just saying...

http://tiny.cc/l47ba

 

 

Posted by: Steph at September 24, 2010 03:45 PM (ZfkPl)

112 It's amateur candidates like Sharron Angle that make progress so difficult for true conservatives like myself. If only she would do something fresh like propose special tax credits for SEIU workers she would have a chance to restore true market reforms of the kind Obama would support, who is incidentally a black man of historical importance. I like to go to meetings too. The last one I attended was a model of decorum, so long as you overlook the fact that the attendees were all wearing teddy bear or fuzzy pig costumes, at least at the outset. It was an unforgettable evening.

Posted by: David Frum at September 24, 2010 03:46 PM (AZGON)

113

@93: "Every retort has a cock attached to it. Every one.  Should change the title of this site to Aces Of Cock.

...ga 'head..."

Cunt.

[Yeah, I know that one's bannable, but it works in this instance, dagnabbit.]

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at September 24, 2010 03:46 PM (xy9wk)

114 so jimmy joe never denied liking cock... should we take that as a yes then?

Posted by: sliderblaze at September 24, 2010 03:46 PM (Jesjh)

115 fap fap fap fap fap 

Posted by: Jimmy Joe at September 24, 2010 03:46 PM (UOM48)

116 Oh Noes! Dancing with Stars got their best ratings ever this week. I'm sorry, I'm just going to have call this election over.  We just can't win in the face of that kind of support for the Obama administration.

Let's all give up, ok?

Posted by: Super Cereal Concerned Guy at September 24, 2010 03:47 PM (23kaI)

117 I bet Robert Conquest would recognize the SEIU's enthusiasm.

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 24, 2010 03:47 PM (GqrJo)

118 ah yes, can never know who's the really jimmy joe and whos the sock puppet... and who the fuck cares

Posted by: sliderblaze at September 24, 2010 03:48 PM (Jesjh)

119 I'm sure the MFM will come out with  story tonight about the violent, insane, angry tea partiers union members.

Posted by: PJ at September 24, 2010 03:48 PM (QxFRN)

120 Silver bells and cockle shells
And pretty maids all in a row.

Posted by: Jimmy Jimmy at September 24, 2010 03:48 PM (BP6Z1)

121 I refuse to click on your link, Greg, because if I do, the Las Vegas Sun will sue me.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 24, 2010 07:45 PM (3wPsb)

Isn't that rag a pretty lefty POS?

Posted by: Steph at September 24, 2010 03:48 PM (ZfkPl)

122

@93: "Every retort has a cock attached to it. Every one.  Should change the title of this site to Aces Of Cock.

...ga 'head...
"

Caulk.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at September 24, 2010 03:48 PM (xy9wk)

123 You can literally smell the trolls' desperation.

Posted by: Steven Colbert's ears at September 24, 2010 03:49 PM (UOM48)

124 So Harry Reid pre-tapes his debate responses and doesn't show up, and the one live candidate who shows up in person gets attacked by union thugs sent there by the Democrats.  Nice.  How are you supposed to have a "DEBATE" when one of the participants is not present and has pre-taped his answers?!?!  If you get in a zinger, or catch him in a lie or tricky position, well it slides right off because he doesn't have to respond to it.  Lesson to be learned: don't debate recorded opponents.

Posted by: abc at September 24, 2010 03:49 PM (w0MLG)

125 fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap

Posted by: Barney Frank at September 24, 2010 03:49 PM (BP6Z1)

126 I support the proletariat in their struggle against the capitalist lackey upstart. Comrade Reid will usher in the end of history.

Posted by: V. I. Lenin at September 24, 2010 03:49 PM (AZGON)

127 @126, is there a taste to the caulk?

Posted by: sliderblaze at September 24, 2010 03:49 PM (Jesjh)

128 Yes you are trying to lead them...that's the way democracy works.

A)It's a Republic, the government governs, it doesn't rule and as the last year and a half demonstrate, most of us don't feel any particular obligation to follow it around like a lost puppy.

B)Committed union parasites shouldn't be considered by any American government.  It's time they and the rest of the lunatic left were cast back into the darkness to be ignored.

Posted by: Pat Friggin' Caddell at September 24, 2010 03:50 PM (S0c2d)

129 so jimmy joe never denied liking cock... should we take that as a yes then?

More than that, he tried to elicit more salacious penile talk.  Could it be he's aching for the cock-slappin'?  If he starts screaming 'why didn't you love me, Daddy?' I think we have a winner.

Posted by: nickless at September 24, 2010 03:50 PM (MMC8r)

130

How about a link to a page of all their clients.   Hmmm...don't see anything about the GOP, but there sure are a lot of lefty organizations.   Just saying...

http://tiny.cc/l47ba

 Posted by: Steph at September 24, 2010 07:45 PM (ZfkPl)

They are the one's that do the NBC/WSJ poll. They are always scewed towards democrats. I looked for the poll Concerned Greg is talking about and it isn't on their website and Greg of course didn't give a link.

Posted by: John Boehner at September 24, 2010 03:50 PM (fwSHf)

131

Public Opinion Strategies (POS) describes itself as a "Republican polling firm". [1] It has offices in Virginia, Colorado and California.

"IRI's annual reports for 2003 and 2004 include among their lists of volunters a significant number of Republican pollsters, consultants, strategists, public opinion researchers, and campaign website designers, some of whom have come under fire for unethical practices.

Posted by: Greg at September 24, 2010 03:50 PM (BBzyJ)

132 Jimmy Joe's mommy didn't breast feed him.

Posted by: Steven Colbert's ears at September 24, 2010 03:51 PM (UOM48)

133 I know we have a number of very concerned conservatives on this thread.  They seem so sincere, I hate to see them worry. 

Posted by: Y-not at September 24, 2010 07:40 PM (osFsP)

I'm conservative, and I'm deeply concerned.  No, not for the electoral chances of conservative candidates in November -- it'll be a blow-out win for the conservative side.

No, I'm concerned for the health and well-being of our Libtard friends.  They have historically shown a tendency to clinical depression and to acting out in inappropriate and self-destructive ways in the wake of major defeats (Jan. 2001 being a prime example).

Is there anything we can do, as conservatives, to help them through the trying times ahead?  Or at least to encourage them to off themselves in tidy ways in their own homes, so we don't have to step around their bloody corpses in the street?

Seriously, Leftards: think sleeping pills and carbon monoxide, if you must go down that road.  Leaping off buildings or practicing hara kiri or self-immolation in public places is just downright inconsiderate.

Posted by: stuiec at September 24, 2010 03:51 PM (7AOgy)

134 So Harry Reid pre-tapes his debate responses and doesn't show up, and the one live candidate who shows up in person gets attacked by union thugs sent there by the Democrats.

It was almost like it was....planned or something.

Posted by: nickless at September 24, 2010 03:51 PM (MMC8r)

135 http://www.lasvegassun.com/blogs/ralstons-flash /2010/sep/24/survey-national-gop-pollster-shows-both-reids-gain/

Posted by: Greg at September 24, 2010 03:51 PM (BBzyJ)

136 OT: RINOS FOR O'DONNELL

http://tinyurl.com/28v2ebt

Posted by: Chris R at September 24, 2010 03:52 PM (AO4qz)

137 @93: "Every retort has a cock attached to it. Every one. Should change the title of this site to Aces Of Cock. ...ga 'head... Help us Obi-Won-Cocknobi!

Posted by: Princess Lay-ya at September 24, 2010 03:52 PM (HjxoE)

138

Lesson to be learned: don't debate recorded opponents.

Honestly, they probably went too far with this one.  Had they not caused this scene, she would have stumbled through the answers making Is-It-Reid-Or-Is-It-Memorex?'s glib answers look better.

But they couldn't take that chance.  They had to go one step too far.  On balance, I think it backfired.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 24, 2010 03:52 PM (3wPsb)

139 Listen to the voices.   Ghetto was in the house

You could hear the nervousness through the false bravado. When one woman yelled, "What you gonna do?" I think she was half serious. I was encouraged.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 24, 2010 03:53 PM (mHQ7T)

140 Reid is a pro.

Posted by: Billy Mitchell, Donkey Kong Champion of the World at September 24, 2010 03:54 PM (w9BEi)

141 Greg, just link the damn poll that PoS sponsored showing that Reid was up over Angle by 5.  That's all I'm asking.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 24, 2010 03:54 PM (c0A3e)

142
Boy, Angle looked as bad as Barry O without his teleprompter! How dare she not maintain perfect composure while people jeered and screamed at her. What is she going to do when Alfranken makes faces and laughs while she speaks in the Senate? My ankles are shaking, quiver up my thigh bone...all is lost...

Posted by: Red Squish of Courage at September 24, 2010 03:54 PM (rMMMP)

143 @137 
I eagerly await your newsletter, stuiec. 

Posted by: Y-not at September 24, 2010 03:54 PM (osFsP)

144 so jimmy joe never denied liking cock... should we take that as a yes then?

More than that, he tried to elicit more salacious penile talk.  Could it be he's aching for the cock-slappin'?  If he starts screaming 'why didn't you love me, Daddy?' I think we have a winner.

Posted by: nickless at September 24, 2010 07:50 PM (MMC8r)

Me thinks lil Jimmy's daddy actually gives him him lots of lovin'... a really, really lot IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Casual Observer at September 24, 2010 03:55 PM (HOwqb)

145 Who concockded this cockspiracy?

Posted by: 57th state at September 24, 2010 03:55 PM (5Z/WH)

146 I hear someone in here is put off by mention of cock.

Please reconsider your support of Christin O'Donnell

Posted by: Team Coons at September 24, 2010 03:55 PM (BP6Z1)

147 136 Jimmy Joe's mommy didn't breast feed him.

But he got plenty of "other" white fluid from a man he called "Uncle Lester".

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 24, 2010 03:56 PM (c0A3e)

148 Cocks, why did it have to be cocks?

Posted by: Indiana Moans at September 24, 2010 03:56 PM (HjxoE)

149 im pretty sure i hear on sean hannity that these COCKsuckers left on a bus, there's only one kinda COCKsticks that comes to these types of events in a bus..... UNION COCKS.... THE WORST KIND OF COCKS OUT THERE... DIRRRRTY.

Posted by: sliderblaze at September 24, 2010 03:57 PM (Jesjh)

150

They are the one's that do the NBC/WSJ poll.

If so, then yes they do skew left, at least for that poll.

But look at how desperate Greg is.  He knows no details of the poll.  When was it taken?  What was the turnout model?  What is the MoE?

A blurb on a blog of a newspaper website and he clings to it.

Like a whore with a rich man's cock.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 24, 2010 03:57 PM (3wPsb)

151

It was almost like it was....planned or something.

Totally unexpected.

Posted by: msm at September 24, 2010 03:57 PM (5Z/WH)

152 Posted by: Steven Colbert's ears at September 24, 2010 07:49 PM (UOM4

Best nick since Bret Favre's crocs

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 24, 2010 03:57 PM (mHQ7T)

153

If only she could speak like the Arab. If only she had a teleprompter mind.

We need more plastique, focus-group manikins, not less! OMG...she isn't good at public speaking!!!! Fuck the Supreme Law; who cares? Just so long as she lies speaks well.  

Given the left likes the reductio ad Hitler, you know which 3rdR character Harry the Spiv reminds me of? Some short, plump fellow with John Lennon glasses and a pretended penchant for unicycles and his masters ring.

Nevada = state of crack addicts.

Posted by: Jack at September 24, 2010 03:57 PM (47tAL)

154 The quality of troll is dropping as fast as Barky's poll numbers. 

Posted by: Steven Colbert's ears at September 24, 2010 03:57 PM (UOM48)

155 Jimmy Joe's mommy didn't breast feed him. But he got plenty of "other" white fluid from a man he called "Uncle Lester". Also known as "Master Bater."

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 03:57 PM (AZGON)

156 I love my son's cock . . . preferrably with a side of spunk.

Posted by: Jimmy Joe's Mom at September 24, 2010 03:57 PM (zgZzy)

157
I used to love cocks, but after rejection because of my Asian heritage, I became infatuated with tacos.

Posted by: Margaret Cho, Korean Diva at September 24, 2010 03:57 PM (v1gw3)

158 http://www.lasvegassun.com/blogs/ralstons-flash  /2010/sep/24/survey-national-gop-pollster-shows-both-reids-gain/

remove the space after the word "flash"

Posted by: Greg at September 24, 2010 03:57 PM (BBzyJ)

159

Nic Cage and Sean Connery in . . .

THE COCK

Posted by: Hollywood Preview at September 24, 2010 03:58 PM (zgZzy)

160

"Every retort has a cock attached to it. Every one. Should change the title of this site to Aces Of Cock."

Yeah! You are all conservative queers!

Oh, wait ... forget what I just said. Just ... nevermind.

Posted by: Log Cabin at September 24, 2010 03:58 PM (slOv8)

161 Posted by: stuiec at September 24, 2010 07:51 PM (7AOgy)

I appreciate your concern; it's a sign of a civilized person, but misplaced

Those people trying to silence Angle are scum; they need punishment, not civility and understanding.

Libtards mostly don't actually get down in the trenches but they rabidly support those who do.  If they get depressed after Nov 2, I encourage them to kill themselves or move to France ( in re Baldwin )

If they want help with either option, I'm ready and willing.  Whatever it takes to NOT make the USA into Germany circa 1932, I will do

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at September 24, 2010 03:58 PM (dPcmp)

162 What's amazing is that these geniuses actually think this type of behavior works to their benefit.

 1) Act like spoiled 12 year olds throwing a temper tantrum



2) ????????




3) Profit!

Posted by: my name is mud at September 24, 2010 03:58 PM (awinc)

163

No, I'm concerned for the health and well-being of our Libtard friends.  They have historically shown a tendency to clinical depression and to acting out in inappropriate and self-destructive ways in the wake of major defeats (Jan. 2001 being a prime example).

Posted by: stuiec at September 24, 2010 07:51 PM (7AOgy)

You should be worried for Mrs. Reid. You heard about what happens with men who are out of work right?  *shows off the back of his bony Crypt Keeper-esque hand*

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 24, 2010 03:58 PM (HOwqb)

164 Cocx should be part of everyone's balanced breakfast. 

Posted by: Jimmy Joe at September 24, 2010 03:58 PM (c0A3e)

165

Reid looks like a coward and the actions of his thugs is just more bad publicity. Despite the concern of Greg this incident simply reinforces what the Democrat Party is about. It certainly isn't going to help them. Rather it will likely have a marginal effect in the opposite direction. Like the Christie incident with Whitman it demonstrates that Democrats aren't serious about leadership or the future.

Posted by: Glib Tunafish at September 24, 2010 03:59 PM (9YJ+H)

166 You wingnuts run dumbfuck christers like Angle and O'Donel and expect to win the house?

Posted by: Archie Bunker at September 24, 2010 03:59 PM (7+pP9)

167

Gregory Peck and Jimmy Joe in . . .

TO KILL A COCKINGBIRD

Posted by: Hollywood Voice-Over Guy at September 24, 2010 03:59 PM (zgZzy)

168 What kind of cockamamie troll is Jimmy Joe?

Posted by: The Troll Concerneth too much, methinks at September 24, 2010 03:59 PM (BP6Z1)

169 GREG tinyCOCKurl that bullshit.

Posted by: sliderblaze at September 24, 2010 03:59 PM (Jesjh)

170 Sorta like your sphincter.

Posted by: Public Service Message at September 24, 2010 07:44 PM (IhHdM)

ZING!

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 24, 2010 03:59 PM (mHQ7T)

171 Listen Jimmy, it's Ace of Cocks, not Aces.  Try to pay attention. 

Posted by: Steven Colbert's ears at September 24, 2010 04:00 PM (UOM48)

172

Dick Sargent and Dick York star in . . .

SCHOOL OF COCK

Posted by: Hollywood Voice-Over Guy at September 24, 2010 04:00 PM (zgZzy)

173 #93

Obviously, you're disappointed with the cock obsession because you're a pussy, and therefore no one here will pay attention to you.

Posted by: Moose4 at September 24, 2010 04:00 PM (ZN+Dd)

174

Thy're losing their shit all over the place.   In Oregon, thugs beat up a guy trying to video Gubernatorial candidate John Kitzhaber....such nice folks on the other side.

http://tiny.cc/iuhys

 

Posted by: Steph at September 24, 2010 04:00 PM (ZfkPl)

175 The quality of troll is dropping as fast as Barky's poll numbers. 

Obviously, it's time for another Stimulus to funnel money to all those hard-working Organizing for America types.  It'd be a shame to see them in the soup lines.

Posted by: Methos at September 24, 2010 04:00 PM (S0c2d)

176

Seriously, Leftards: think sleeping pills and carbon monoxide, if you must go down that road.  Leaping off buildings or practicing hara kiri or self-immolation in public places is just downright inconsiderate.

Posted by: stuiec

Don't forget, Lefties, a well-made rope is often the best route. Our easy to understand instructions ensure the quickest and least painful way to reconnect with the Void.

Act now and we'll throw in a pair of adult diapers because you don't to look like you shat yourself, now do you?

Posted by: Dr. Tuggnut's Noose Rope at September 24, 2010 04:00 PM (23kaI)

177

"IRI's annual reports for 2003 and 2004 include among their lists of volunters a significant number of Republican pollsters, consultants, strategists, public opinion researchers, and campaign website designers, some of whom have come under fire for unethical practices.

Posted by: Greg at September 24, 2010 07:50 PM (BBzyJ)

SourceWatch... what a surprise!

The Center for Media and Democracy(CMD) publishes SourceWatch, this collaborative, specialized encyclopedia of the people, organizations, and issues shaping the public agenda. SourceWatch profiles the activities of front groups, PR spinners, industry-friendly experts, industry-funded organizations, and think tanks trying to influence public opinion on behalf of corporations or government. We also highlight key public policies they are trying to affect and provide ways to get involved. To get started, there's a link to your left on the basics of how you can help write history. We also have guides, such as how to research front groups and uncover propaganda tactics such as the use of the "third party technique," as well as great insider tips for web researching. Welcome to the SourceWatch community! Lisa Graves

Ironically, the use of a spurious poll result is a classic example of the "third party technique."

What a dorkwad!

Posted by: stuiec at September 24, 2010 04:00 PM (7AOgy)

178

Jimmy Joe and Greg star in . . .

TWELVE O'COCK HIGH

Posted by: Hollywood Voice-Over Guy at September 24, 2010 04:01 PM (zgZzy)

179 scroll up on the link....Don't know it comes up that way.

Posted by: Steph at September 24, 2010 04:01 PM (ZfkPl)

180 All this cock talk has made me hungry.

Posted by: Greg at September 24, 2010 04:01 PM (xtAfO)

181 170 You wingnuts run dumbfuck christers like Angle and O'Donel and expect to win the house?

Posted by: Archie Bunker at September 24, 2010 07:59 PM (7+pP9)

--I think this is a froll.

Posted by: logprof at September 24, 2010 04:02 PM (BP6Z1)

182
Jimmy Joe's

I Know Why the Cock Bird Sings

(with a forward by Maya Angelou)

Posted by: Steven Colbert's ears at September 24, 2010 04:02 PM (UOM48)

183 Life is like a box of cocks. You never know how many inches you're gonna get. (They're always cream-filled though!)

Posted by: Sorest Rump at September 24, 2010 04:02 PM (HjxoE)

184 Are plan is coming together for a victory in November. 1. Blame Boosh. 2. Attack John Boner 3. Giggle, hoot, scream. 4. Avoid real issuses. VICTORY!

Posted by: fucking retard liberal at September 24, 2010 04:02 PM (csI5Q)

185

Jimmy Joe's mom shines in . . .

COCK AND ROLL HIGH SCHOOL

Posted by: Hollywood Voice-Over Guy at September 24, 2010 04:02 PM (zgZzy)

186 AoS lays down the Cock and Awe on pussy trolls.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 24, 2010 04:02 PM (mHQ7T)

187 #181: To be fair </CapnEd>, SourceWatch is what comes up on a search of POS.  That's probably where this newspaper blogger (layers and layers) got the idea that it was a Republican firm -- from a half-assed internet search.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 24, 2010 04:02 PM (3wPsb)

188 184 All this cock talk has made me hungry.

Me too.  Wanna dine together at Buttfuckers, I mean, Fuddruckers? 

Posted by: Jimmy Joe at September 24, 2010 04:03 PM (c0A3e)

189 You wingnuts run dumbfuck christers like Angle and O'Donel and expect to win the house?

Well, no, I don't expect either of them to win House seats.

Posted by: Methos at September 24, 2010 04:03 PM (S0c2d)

190 another link...

http://tinyurl.com/34xxcyd

Posted by: Greg at September 24, 2010 04:03 PM (BBzyJ)

191 Life is like a storm of cocks.  You don't how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 

Posted by: Jimmy Joe at September 24, 2010 04:04 PM (c0A3e)

192

Jimmy Joe's grandma stars in . . .

COCK, COCK AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS

Posted by: Hollywood Voice-Over Guy at September 24, 2010 04:04 PM (zgZzy)

193 Mish at globaleconomicanalysis.blogspot.com reports from the Miami Herald: In January, Miami-Dade County Manager George Burgess wrote commissioners that he expected property values to plummet 12 percent, a record drop that would significantly reduce government revenues. Yet, Burgess -- along with the county mayor and commissioners -- subsequently agreed to give county employees salary and benefit increases totaling $132 million. Now, to help pay for it, Burgess is asking commissioners to support a tax rate increase on homeowners across Greater Miami that will bring in an additional $178 million in revenue. Your union comrades at work, citizens. Always thinking of the other guy, and how to screw him.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 04:04 PM (AZGON)

194 Who you gonna call?

COCKBUSTERS!

Posted by: Ray Parker, Jr. at September 24, 2010 04:04 PM (BP6Z1)

195 So how about that Civil Rights Commission hearing today? Amazing stuff eh trolls? Barry the Arab must be so proud of that Pelosi commissoner (the chinless wonder) that also served on the OJ jury. Nothing like equal justice.

Posted by: Jack at September 24, 2010 04:04 PM (47tAL)

196 Good Story, leader of FARC assume room temp. http://tinyurl.com/2eqznug

Posted by: Andrew at September 24, 2010 04:05 PM (YXV1M)

197 Greg, every single poll for months have shown this race dead even, including some polls today. I wouldn't draw any conclusions because one poll out of dozens showed something differently.

Posted by: JC at September 24, 2010 04:05 PM (6pyko)

198

Jimmy Joe in the film he made famous . . .

MEET THE COCKERS

Posted by: Hollywood Voice-Over Guy at September 24, 2010 04:05 PM (zgZzy)

199 Come back out, little trolls.   Didn't mean to scare you off.  Just humiliate the hell out of you. 

Posted by: Steven Colbert's ears at September 24, 2010 04:05 PM (UOM48)

200 I heard that there was a lot of cock talk going on here.

Please fill me up ... er fill me in on what I missed.

Posted by: Raykon W Bush at September 24, 2010 04:05 PM (JNigo)

201 Bell, Cock and Candle

Posted by: Coming to a theater near you . . . at September 24, 2010 04:05 PM (BP6Z1)

202

What the hell, greg, are you this Ralston guy's professional blogpimp?  Now you link (c'mon, you can do a little better than that, make it clickable) a story that does nothing but link back to the first blogger.

Hey!  X is true, I know because Y just quoted X!

Brilliant.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 24, 2010 04:05 PM (3wPsb)

203 Posted by: Greg at September 24, 2010 07:16 PM (BBzyJ)

Hey Greg. You sound concerned. Let me help you.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at September 24, 2010 04:05 PM (5I0Yr)

204 I've had my eye on you Jimmy Joe and I like what I see. We should "get together" real soon and see what happens.

Posted by: Greg at September 24, 2010 04:06 PM (xtAfO)

205 cock filters, cock lace wigs, cocky cock cock-aroo...

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at September 24, 2010 04:06 PM (HpT9p)

206 A Cockwork Orange

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 04:06 PM (HjxoE)

207 Act now and we'll throw in a pair of adult diapers because you don't to look like you shat yourself, now do you?

Posted by: Dr. Tuggnut's Noose Rope at September 24, 2010 08:00 PM (23kaI)

Waaaaaaaaaaaay too late.

Posted by: stuiec at September 24, 2010 04:06 PM (7AOgy)

208

Jimmy Joe and George W. Bush together again in . . .

THE HURT COCKER

Posted by: Hollywood Voice-Over Guy at September 24, 2010 04:06 PM (zgZzy)

209

Jimmy Joe in...

School of Hard Cocks

Posted by: Warden at September 24, 2010 04:06 PM (QoR4a)

210 --I think this is a froll.

Er, whoops.  It does seem unlikely the sort of people that are still fired up mildly smoking for Obama would know "Archie Bunker."

Posted by: Methos at September 24, 2010 04:06 PM (S0c2d)

211

Jimmy Joe and Greg star in their first musical. . .

Seven Cocks for Two Concern Trolls

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2010 04:06 PM (oW8Mx)

212 Jimmy Joe in...

REBEL WITHOUT A COCK

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 24, 2010 04:07 PM (mHQ7T)

213 Cons are teabaggers and every teabagger needs a teabag-ee.

Let's just say that hungry baby birds have nothing on me.

Posted by: Raykon W Bush at September 24, 2010 04:07 PM (JNigo)

214

I Know Why the Cock Bird Sings

(with a forward by Maya Angelou)

"Somebody get me a Newport"

Posted by: maya angelou at September 24, 2010 04:07 PM (5Z/WH)

215

Jimmy Joe and Greg in . . .

JABBERCOCKY

Posted by: Hollywood Voice-Over Guy at September 24, 2010 04:08 PM (zgZzy)

216 *trembling in fear*  Oh noes!  George W. Troll just poked his little pointy head in.  Guess he just finished his mom's mac and cheese.  She scooted him out of the room for her "date" night.

Posted by: Steven Colbert's ears at September 24, 2010 04:08 PM (UOM48)

217 Jimmy Joe IS Mel Gibson in Bravehard-On

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 04:08 PM (AZGON)

218 Party Like a Cockstar - The Musical!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 04:08 PM (HjxoE)

219

Jimmy Joe and Greg - "Welcome to The Cock"

Posted by: Sean Connery at September 24, 2010 04:08 PM (oW8Mx)

220 aaaaaaaaaand the real Raykon/Archie Bunker shows up!

Posted by: logprof at September 24, 2010 04:08 PM (BP6Z1)

221 Jimmy Joe in

Out for a Cock. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 24, 2010 04:08 PM (c0A3e)

222 Jizzy Joe must've returned to glory-hole duty.  I'm sensing he was having a bad day on the job.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 24, 2010 04:08 PM (aIWP/)

223 I can unhinge my jaw like a snake eating an egg. C'mon cons, stuff it right in. I love it.

Posted by: Raykon W Bush at September 24, 2010 04:08 PM (JNigo)

224 67 i've found no info on public opinion strategies being a Dem polling firm. could someone post a link? Greg Not a prob...but first you will blow me, my cock, that is.

Posted by: delmar at September 24, 2010 04:08 PM (bPYiy)

225

Posted by: George W Bush at September 24, 2010 08:05 PM (JNigo)

 

Take that cock out of your mouth troll. It makes you slurrrrr yourrr wooordsssss. Cock cock cock!

Posted by: Glib Tunafish at September 24, 2010 04:09 PM (9YJ+H)

226 I'm getting concerned about all this Jimmy Joe cock-talk. Very concerned.

Posted by: Bugler at September 24, 2010 04:09 PM (VXBR1)

227

Jimmy Joe, in his Oscar Award winning performance . . .

16 COCKS

Posted by: Hollywood Voice-Over Guy at September 24, 2010 04:09 PM (zgZzy)

228 Jimmy Joe is that the best you got? you are so fked come November. Axelrod is paying you way too much or are you the second shift part-time crew? Just bend over now and it won't hurt much. This blog is about reality and being funny. You obviously have no sense of humor and you will need it election night so I suggest you calm down now.

Posted by: gesc at September 24, 2010 04:09 PM (ARHn1)

229 wooo hooo, Megyn is slamming the Obama Racist Justice Department on O' really

Posted by: John Boehner at September 24, 2010 04:09 PM (fwSHf)

230

Jimmy Joe and Greg star in . . .

Schlong with the Wind

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2010 04:09 PM (oW8Mx)

231 Cons are teabaggers

Damn right. And by the time November rolls around, your mouth is gonna have more balls than a pitching machine. Although, you probably just call that "Thursday".

Posted by: The Mega Independent at September 24, 2010 04:09 PM (5I0Yr)

232 I like fishsticks...

Why is everybody looking at me like that?

Posted by: Jimmy Joe at September 24, 2010 04:10 PM (c0A3e)

233

Robin Carnahan is going down, too.    Damn, the closer we get, the hits just keep on coming.  HA!

In this leaked tape made at a fancy, high dollar campaign fundraiser in Santa Fe (a real woman of the people in Missouri, huh?), she explains her cynical election strategy. She espouses an elitist notion that there are enough rubes in Missouri who will vote for anything that says the word “Constitution” such as a Constitution Party candidate.

http://tiny.cc/qn1qg

 

Posted by: Steph at September 24, 2010 04:10 PM (ZfkPl)

234 Harry Reid is a thug, supported by thugs.  I guess that means liberals are nothing but common, everyday violent thugs.

There, I said it!

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 04:10 PM (tJjm/)

235 I know cocks. I've worked for cocks. And Jimmy Joe, you have no cock.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at September 24, 2010 04:10 PM (AZGON)

236 Bob Dole just endorsed Christine O'Donnell from his hospital bed. 

Posted by: Bob Dole at September 24, 2010 04:10 PM (osFsP)

237 There will be no posting privileges when we put you in the camps, trolls.

Posted by: nickless at September 24, 2010 04:10 PM (MMC8r)

238 All right, time to head out.

P.S. Coooooooooooooooooooooooock!!!!

Posted by: logprof at September 24, 2010 04:10 PM (BP6Z1)

239

4 trolls on one thread and between them you couldn't get enough IQ points to break 80.

Posted by: robtr at September 24, 2010 04:10 PM (fwSHf)

240 Had to go upthread and find the cockless troll.  Whew!  Election season brings out little dick trolls like bad meat brings out....little dick trolls. 

Posted by: Soona at September 24, 2010 04:10 PM (fRyep)

241

Jimmy Joe's mother shines in . . .

COCKY II

Posted by: Hollywood Voice-Over Guy at September 24, 2010 04:10 PM (zgZzy)

Posted by: Norm MacDonald at September 24, 2010 04:11 PM (w9BEi)

243 Three Days of the Cockdoor

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at September 24, 2010 04:11 PM (23kaI)

244 243 4 trolls on one thread and between them you couldn't get enough IQ points to break 80.

FIFY.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 24, 2010 04:11 PM (c0A3e)

245 Democrats star in:

The Long Cock Home

Posted by: Movie Trailer at September 24, 2010 04:11 PM (BP6Z1)

246

How about another troll Cock & Bull story?

Posted by: Fish at September 24, 2010 04:11 PM (v1gw3)

247 damn, i been gone for 8 minutes and ya'll be busy with the COCK

Posted by: sliderblaze at September 24, 2010 04:11 PM (Jesjh)

248 249 Democrats star in:

The Long Cock Home

Posted by: Movie Trailer at September 24, 2010 08:11 PM (BP6Z1)

(Coming November 2)

Posted by: Movie Trailer at September 24, 2010 04:11 PM (BP6Z1)

249

Jimmy Joe and Greg battle again in . . .

COCKY BALBOA

Posted by: Hollywood Voice-Over Guy at September 24, 2010 04:12 PM (zgZzy)

250 Cox r da bomb, bitchez.

Posted by: Megan McCain at September 24, 2010 04:12 PM (HjxoE)

251 I go to the dentist every other week just to practice keeping my mouth open for long stretches.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Posted by: Raykon W Bush at September 24, 2010 04:12 PM (JNigo)

252 3:10 (minutes) to My Next Cock.

Posted by: Jimmy Joe at September 24, 2010 04:12 PM (c0A3e)

253 Jimmy Joe in the Alfred Hitchcock classic "Dial M for Cock."

Posted by: Bugler at September 24, 2010 04:12 PM (VXBR1)

254 One Flew Under the Cockoo's Nest

Posted by: The Mega Independent at September 24, 2010 04:12 PM (5I0Yr)

255
Me and Jimmy Joe in.....

We Like Cock.... I Mean We Really Like It, A Lot

Posted by: Greg at September 24, 2010 04:12 PM (xtAfO)

256

Jimmy Joe and Greg star in . . .

Trolls who Suck Cock and Take it Up the Ass - 'The Gape-ening'

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2010 04:12 PM (oW8Mx)

257 That Jimmy Joe thinks he's cock of the walk.

Posted by: Hollywood Voice-Over Guy at September 24, 2010 04:12 PM (zgZzy)

258 Cocks. They're worse than potato chips. At least they aren't fattening, but sometimes they leave you infected.

Posted by: andi sullivan (LGBT) at September 24, 2010 04:12 PM (AZGON)

259

All this cock talk has made me hungry.

Me too.  Wanna dine together at Buttfuckers, I mean, Fuddruckers? 

Posted by: Jimmy Joe at September 24, 2010 08:03 PM (c0A3e)

I bet Greg and Jimmy Joe split the Felcher's Special.

Posted by: stuiec at September 24, 2010 04:12 PM (7AOgy)

260 one if by land, two if by COCK

Posted by: sliderblaze at September 24, 2010 04:12 PM (Jesjh)

261 Jimmy Joe and Greg in...

Dr. Strangeglove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love It In The Bum

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 24, 2010 04:13 PM (mHQ7T)

262

4 trolls on one thread and between them you couldn't get enough IQ points to break 80.

Posted by: robtr at September 24, 2010 08:10 PM (fwSHf)

80??  They barely cracked double digits

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 24, 2010 04:13 PM (aIWP/)

263
"One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Cock"

Posted by: Fish at September 24, 2010 04:13 PM (v1gw3)

264 254 Cox r da bomb, bitchez.

Only if they are sauteed in butter first.

Posted by: Jimmy Joe at September 24, 2010 04:13 PM (c0A3e)

265 Let's show up with fucking axe handles next time and show these pricks what's up.

Posted by: Sick of the High Road at September 24, 2010 04:13 PM (u3Zi5)

266

Jimmy Joe's favorite baseball manager?

 

BOBBY COX

Posted by: Hollywood Voice-Over Guy at September 24, 2010 04:13 PM (zgZzy)

267 Every retort has a cock attached to it.

Posted by: Jimmy Joe at September 24, 2010 07:42 PM (vUdSP)

--Unlike you.

Posted by: logprof at September 24, 2010 07:43 PM

 
Thread Winner!

Posted by: Chris Coons at September 24, 2010 04:13 PM (BAtLQ)

268
Matt Damon!! and Jimmy Joe in

All the Pretty Cocks

Posted by: Steven Colbert's ears at September 24, 2010 04:13 PM (UOM48)

269 A long cock's journey into night my ass

Posted by: nickless at September 24, 2010 04:13 PM (MMC8r)

270 If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to these trolls!

Posted by: Lt. Col. Frank Slade at September 24, 2010 04:13 PM (A0VTZ)

271 Cocksuckers!

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 04:13 PM (tJjm/)

272 It was almost like it was....planned or something.

Posted by: nickless at September 24, 2010 07:51 PM (MMC8r)

The Jewish Democrats were told to not come in that day.

Posted by: Warthog at September 24, 2010 04:14 PM (osHkz)

273 Jimmy Joe and Seth Rogan in ....

Cocked Up

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at September 24, 2010 04:14 PM (23kaI)

274

That Greg sure is cocksure.

Posted by: Hollywood Voice-Over Guy at September 24, 2010 04:14 PM (zgZzy)

275 Jimmy Joe and Greg are...

The Pooncock Saints

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 24, 2010 04:15 PM (mHQ7T)

276 A Bird in Hand is better than two Cocks in the Bush!

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 04:15 PM (tJjm/)

277 I, Cock. 

Posted by: Jimmy Joe at September 24, 2010 04:15 PM (c0A3e)

278

Jimmy Joe and Greg star in . . .

A Fist Full of Cock

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2010 04:15 PM (oW8Mx)

279 aaaaannnnnd putting my sock to bed for the night.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2010 04:15 PM (UOM48)

280  Jimmy Joe, Greg, wherever you are out there, FUCK YOU TOO!

Posted by: Lt. Col. Frank Slade at September 24, 2010 04:15 PM (A0VTZ)

281

Jimmy Joe and Matthew Fox star in . . .

PARTY OF COCK

Posted by: Hollywood Voice-Over Guy at September 24, 2010 04:15 PM (zgZzy)

282 Jimmy Joe and Greg in

Star Trek III: The Search for Cock

Posted by: 7he Shat at September 24, 2010 04:16 PM (w9BEi)

283 Call me Cock.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 04:16 PM (tJjm/)

284

Cock a doodle do!
My dame has lost her shoe,
My master's lost his fiddlestick,
And knows not what to do.

Posted by: Fish at September 24, 2010 04:16 PM (v1gw3)

285 I am concerned that Republicans are not welcoming to cock.

Posted by: Meggie Mac at September 24, 2010 04:16 PM (9YJ+H)

286 I wish they made some sort of cock sauce to put on the cocks I suck. Just a plain old cock isn't cock flavored enough for my taste.

Posted by: Raykon W Bush at September 24, 2010 04:16 PM (JNigo)

287

Clint Eastwood and Jimmy Joe battle in . . .

FIRECOCKS

Posted by: Hollywood Voice-Over Guy at September 24, 2010 04:16 PM (zgZzy)

288

Jimmy Joe  stars in . . .

Cock on a Hot Tin Roof

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2010 04:16 PM (oW8Mx)

289 Cocks. They're worse than potato chips. At least they aren't fattening, but sometimes they leave you infected.

Posted by: andi sullivan (LGBT) at September 24, 2010 08:12 PM (AZGON)

Erica Jong in Fear of Flying wrote about a hooker who couldn't figure out why her diet wasn't helping her lose weight.  When her doctor found out what her job was, he explained that she was getting lots of extra calories from her johns' tips.

I bet Greg and Jimmy Joe are chubby as all get-out.

Posted by: stuiec at September 24, 2010 04:16 PM (7AOgy)

290

I know this cock-talk is important but California state parks will soon run out of toilet paper.

There are a few simple ingredients that any state needs in order to function. One is a budget. Another is toilet paper.

"Remote rural state parks will likely run out of toilet paper by early October," says an internal email from the state Finance Department.

What a cocktasrophe!

Posted by: gov of california at September 24, 2010 04:16 PM (5Z/WH)

291

That moderator was smart:  "By hooting you're just taking away her time." 

Hooting.

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 24, 2010 04:17 PM (1nsEG)

292 Sure are a lot of cockpuppets in this thread.

Posted by: Hollywood Voice-Over Guy at September 24, 2010 04:17 PM (zgZzy)

293 Con suckers are fascists....

Is this a real troll?  Because if it is, it's barely on life support.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2010 04:17 PM (UOM48)

294 Jimmy Joe and Greg in...

A Cock-and-Lips Now!

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 24, 2010 04:17 PM (mHQ7T)

295 280 - two cocks in the bush. I'm down with that!

Posted by: Megan McCain at September 24, 2010 04:17 PM (HjxoE)

296
Brad Pitt and Lindsay Lohan staring in:

FireCock & FireCrotch

Posted by: Fish at September 24, 2010 04:17 PM (v1gw3)

297

Jimmy Joe fight the IRS in . . .

H&R COCK

Posted by: Hollywood Voice-Over Guy at September 24, 2010 04:18 PM (zgZzy)

298 This thread is the definition of "Cock-Strong".

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at September 24, 2010 04:18 PM (HpT9p)

299 Troll W. Bush likes cock.

Posted by: Concerned Greg's Cock at September 24, 2010 04:18 PM (9YJ+H)

300 Goldilocks and the Three Cocks

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 04:18 PM (tJjm/)

301 I'm sick of all this cock talk, so let's change the subject to Jimmy Joe's dick.

Posted by: Bugler at September 24, 2010 04:18 PM (VXBR1)

302 [Popping back in to point out in vain to Raykon that this is the way real fascists behave]

Posted by: logprof at September 24, 2010 04:18 PM (BP6Z1)

303

I know this cock-talk is important but California state parks will soon run out of toilet paper. Posted by: gov of california

As if we needed another parallel with Japan.

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at September 24, 2010 04:19 PM (23kaI)

304 Snow White and the Seven Cocks

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 04:19 PM (tJjm/)

305 "Here's lookin' at you, cock."

Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at September 24, 2010 04:19 PM (5I0Yr)

306 What's the difference between a corpse and a troll? There are people who will fuck a corpse.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 04:19 PM (HjxoE)

307
I saw a cock once, and it was scary like a black snake.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee, D-Moonbattery at September 24, 2010 04:19 PM (v1gw3)

308 The trolls are sad.  I can feel it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2010 04:19 PM (UOM48)

309 265 Shit, I meant "Dr. Strangecock"

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 24, 2010 04:19 PM (mHQ7T)

310 Election season brings out little dick trolls like bad meat brings out....little dick trolls. 

Posted by: Soona at September 24, 2010 08:10 PM (fRyep)

Well, that's when George Soros springs for Mountain Dew and Snickers bars in return for their "services."

Posted by: stuiec at September 24, 2010 04:20 PM (7AOgy)

311 Remote rural state parks will likely run out of toilet paper by early October," says an internal email from the state Finance Department. When Greg and Jimmy Joe go camping they'll have to eat straight out of their hands, no napkins.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 04:20 PM (AZGON)

312 Ali Cock and his 40 Anuses.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 24, 2010 04:20 PM (c0A3e)

313 Cmon guys, I'm trying to buy cock here.

Posted by: B. Hussein OWaffle at September 24, 2010 04:20 PM (A0VTZ)

314 312 The trolls cocks are sad.  I can feel them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2010 08:19 PM (UOM4


FTFY

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 04:20 PM (tJjm/)

315 "Which one of you bitches is my cock?"

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 04:21 PM (tJjm/)

316
When we move all the Marines to Guam, we'll have to make sure the island is evenly spread out with males and females.  Because if you have all the penissessses on one side of the island, it will sure as fuck tip over.

Posted by: Hank Johnson (D-Uranus) at September 24, 2010 04:21 PM (UOM48)

317 Moby Cock

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 04:21 PM (tJjm/)

318 Jimmy Joe and Greg get a TV show...

Who's Cock Is It, Anyway?

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 24, 2010 04:21 PM (mHQ7T)

319 Jimmy Joe and Greg once served at Fort Dicks.

Posted by: Hollywood Voice-Over Guy at September 24, 2010 04:22 PM (zgZzy)

320 Sometimes, before I suck a big cock, I draw a picture of a cock on top of the cock.

Then I suck the picture cock before sucking the real cock.

Posted by: Raykon W Bush at September 24, 2010 04:22 PM (JNigo)

321 The trolls are sad.  I can feel it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2010 08:19 PM (UOM4

Hey Jane Doh.  When I decided to move down here, tonight is the kind of night I had in mind.  Just got back from Sullivan's Island.  Perfect weather.  How,s Savannah?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 24, 2010 04:22 PM (A0VTZ)

322 I find all this toilet talk fishy.

Posted by: Michael Hunt at September 24, 2010 04:22 PM (AZGON)

323 Can't I just finish my cock?

Posted by: Barry Obasketball at September 24, 2010 04:22 PM (zgZzy)

324 When we move all the Marines to Guam, we'll have to make sure the island is evenly spread out with males and females.  Because if you have all the penissessses cockkkksssss on one side of the island, it will sure as fuck tip over.

Posted by: the 57th state at September 24, 2010 04:23 PM (5Z/WH)

Posted by: Fish at September 24, 2010 04:23 PM (v1gw3)

326 Has anybody seen Mike Hunt's cock?

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 04:23 PM (tJjm/)

327 "324 Cons suck big ones" Simply devastating, man. I'm so sorry I got into this--I'm clearly in over my cock.

Posted by: Bugler at September 24, 2010 04:24 PM (VXBR1)

328

Did someone mention cock?

Posted by: Pat Caddell at September 24, 2010 04:24 PM (9YJ+H)

329 When we move all the Marines cocks to Guam cock, we'll have to make sure the island cock is evenly spread out with males cocks and femalescocks.  Because if you have all the penissessses cocks on one side of the island cock, it will sure as fuck tip over.

Posted by: Bawney Fwanx Inna Monowog at September 24, 2010 04:24 PM (HpT9p)

330 COCK IT TO ME!!!

Posted by: Goldie Hawn at September 24, 2010 04:24 PM (zgZzy)

331 Let's not start sucking each.... awwwwh, fuck it, SUCK AWAY!!!!

Posted by: Joe, Greg, George, etc at September 24, 2010 04:24 PM (5I0Yr)

332 Lock, Cock and Barrel?

Posted by: the 57th state at September 24, 2010 04:24 PM (5Z/WH)

333 No it is not, stupid. Gargle my nuts.

Posted by: Pecos Bill at September 24, 2010 04:24 PM (j84s0)

334 Jimmy Joe and Greg in...

Cock, Cock And Two Smoking Assholes

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 24, 2010 04:24 PM (mHQ7T)

335 I don't know why, but I'm suddenly feeling cocksure of myself.  Like I'm the cock of the walk, or somethin'. 

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 04:24 PM (tJjm/)

336 Cockbud!

Posted by: Orson Welles at September 24, 2010 04:24 PM (HjxoE)

337
Jimmy Joe is trying to get the best cocks, and he needs to understand it's my job.

Posted by: Britney Spears at September 24, 2010 04:25 PM (v1gw3)

338 Who's up for a quick bite at The Cocker Barrel?

Posted by: the 57th state at September 24, 2010 04:25 PM (5Z/WH)

339

Jimmy Joe and Greg tag-team in . . .

JOHNNY COCKO

Posted by: Hollywood Voice-Over Guy at September 24, 2010 04:25 PM (zgZzy)

340 Just don't let these bastards speak at debates. Hoot, jeer, giggle, shout 'em down.

Why?

It's smart for them to shut us up; we're talking sense.

But it's smart for us... to let them keep talking up Brand Democrat.  The more they tell the public all about themselves, the better off we are.

Posted by: sandy burger at September 24, 2010 04:25 PM (twiRb)

341 Yo! I heard you like cock. So we put a cock on your cock!

You've officially been pimped!

Posted by: Xhibit at September 24, 2010 04:25 PM (HpT9p)

342 Dawn of the Cock

Posted by: Dick Ramero at September 24, 2010 04:25 PM (HjxoE)

343 Ask not what your country can do for your cock... ask what your cock can do for your country!

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 04:26 PM (tJjm/)

344 You can't use that one enough. Guy Ritchie, the porn world owes you a debt of gratitude.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 24, 2010 04:26 PM (mHQ7T)

345 Is this a real troll?  Because if it is, it's barely on life support.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2010 08:17 PM (UOM4

I've coughed up lung biscuits with more cognitive ability than Raykon.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 24, 2010 04:26 PM (aIWP/)

346 Hey, Delta! Welcome!  Savannah's great tonight.  I sat outside last night till pretty late, watching the light from the full moon on the yard.  Ran a freaking 8-point buck away from the plants (he's practically a pet) and ran some raccoons and possums away from the bird feeders.  The buck gave me the middle hoof, and the rest just laughed at me until I went to bed.

Heads up next week.  Accuweather has one prediction something wicked this way may come, either Mathew or Nicole. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2010 04:26 PM (UOM48)

347 Jimmy Joe has certainly been around the cock a few times.

Posted by: Hollywood Voice-Over Guy at September 24, 2010 04:26 PM (zgZzy)

348 Freeedddoooommmm, cons let us live free. Free from your laws against pedophelia. Free from your laws against public sex with large, overripe vegetables, freedom from ever having to work again, freedom from Mom nagging me all the time about washing "down there."

Posted by: Raykon W Bush at September 24, 2010 04:26 PM (JNigo)

349 All men are created equal, endowed by their Creator with unalienable cocks...

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 04:26 PM (tJjm/)

350 Jimmy Joe IS Ann-Margaret in Kitten With A Dick

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 04:27 PM (AZGON)

351

I know this cock-talk is important but California state parks will soon run out of toilet paper.

There are a few simple ingredients that any state needs in order to function. One is a budget. Another is toilet paper.

"Remote rural state parks will likely run out of toilet paper by early October," says an internal email from the state Finance Department.

What a cocktasrophe!

Posted by: gov of california at September 24, 2010 08:16 PM (5Z/WH)

Jimmy Joe and Greg will run to Sacramento to offer their help:  "Governor, Governor!  We'll let people use our cocks to wipe with!"

Schwarzenegger will ask, "Why would you boys do that?"

"We want to give back," Greg will say.  "Everybody we meet in restrooms at public parks puts their cocks up our asses, and when we ask what they're doing, they tell us they're just helping us wipe."

"Only thing is," Jimmy Joe will add, "they always leave us with more stuff on our backsides than when they started.  We'll do a much better job for the visitors to California's State Parks!"

Posted by: stuiec at September 24, 2010 04:28 PM (7AOgy)

352 Michael Moore presents a film with Jimmy Joe and Greg...

Blowing For Cock-You-Buy

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 24, 2010 04:28 PM (mHQ7T)

353 305 - I'm sick of all this cock talk, so let's change the subject to Jimmy Joe's dick. Aww, the thread is over?

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 04:29 PM (HjxoE)

354 Cock on a Hot Tin Roof.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 04:29 PM (tJjm/)

355 Cocks are proof that God loves us and wants us to be anus-happy.

Posted by: Things Jimmy Joe wishes Ben Franklin said at September 24, 2010 04:29 PM (c0A3e)

356 Heads up next week.  Accuweather has one prediction something wicked this way may come, either Mathew or Nicole. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2010 08:26 PM (UOM4

Hmmm.  Mathew doesn't sound too tough. Sounds kinda beta.  Nicole could be a pistol though.  Glad the M isn't named Meanchelle this year.  Although someone told me here that "Michelle" had been retired.

Bummer.

Thanks for the heads up.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 24, 2010 04:30 PM (A0VTZ)

357 Leave my Jimmy's cock alone!

Posted by: JimmyJoesGheyLover at September 24, 2010 04:30 PM (RKpGM)

358 Jimmy Joe and Greg get a TV show...

Who's Cock Is It, Anyway?

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 24, 2010 08:21 PM (mHQ7T)

The entire title of their show is:

Whose Cock Is It, Anyway?  Oh, Who Cares -- We Can Take Turns Sucking It

Posted by: stuiec at September 24, 2010 04:30 PM (7AOgy)

359 Troll W Bush free that cock wedged between your two back molars. Freeeeedoom!

Posted by: Glib Tunafish at September 24, 2010 04:30 PM (r1QLI)

360 I watched Tales from the Cryptkeeper's Cock as a kid. 

Posted by: Jimmy Joe at September 24, 2010 04:31 PM (c0A3e)

361 Jimmy Joe's favorite president?  BaCOCK Obama

Posted by: Hollywood Voice-Over Guy at September 24, 2010 04:32 PM (zgZzy)

362 Harry Reid speaks with no discernible accent in Black Cock Down

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 04:32 PM (AZGON)

363

Has the word "penii" been brought up yet?

Posted by: The Great Satan's Boehner at September 24, 2010 04:32 PM (NC4qL)

364 Jimmy Joe's grandma stars in...

BLACK COCK DOWN

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 24, 2010 04:32 PM (mHQ7T)

365 You fascist cons, why do I have to pay for my own condoms?!!!

Posted by: Raykon W Bush at September 24, 2010 04:33 PM (JNigo)

366 Freeedddoooommmm, cons let us live free. Free from paying for your military, free from paying for your police, free from paying for your kids school. Freeeeddddommmmm.

Posted by: George W Bush at September 24, 2010 08:26 PM (JNigo)

Oh, look, Raykon has so much dumb that he's giving it away for free!  "Freeeee dummmmmmmb... freeeee dummmmmmmb...."

Posted by: stuiec at September 24, 2010 04:33 PM (7AOgy)

367 If Matthew is gonna do anything, it needs to survive it's current landfall.

Posted by: CDR M at September 24, 2010 08:31 PM (5I8G0)

Where is it now?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 24, 2010 04:33 PM (A0VTZ)

368 Jimmy Joe and The Chicken star in a remake of their favorite John Wayne movie:

Rooster Cockburn

Posted by: Movie Preview Guy at September 24, 2010 04:33 PM (HOwqb)

369 The Six Million Dollar Cock

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 04:33 PM (tJjm/)

370 Delta, I love Sullivan's Island.  Also, have you been the the Wreck of the Richard and Charlene on Shem Creek yet?  Ya have to know where it is to find it.  We haven't been there, because the siren call of Slightly up the Creek always calls (awesome), but I'm anxious to eat there some day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2010 04:33 PM (UOM48)

371 Jinx, George Orwell!

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 24, 2010 04:34 PM (mHQ7T)

372 Cock of Ages, Come to Me

Posted by: Museisluse at September 24, 2010 04:34 PM (DTfXb)

373 This thread resembles a Penile Institution.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 04:34 PM (tJjm/)

374 Ah! Now I remember Jimmy Joe's cock.

It was like a penis, only smaller.

Posted by: Bwarney Fwank at September 24, 2010 04:35 PM (sSP4K)

375

Has the word "penii" been brought up yet?

Posted by: The Great Satan's Boehner at September 24, 2010 08:32 PM (NC4qL)

I got one! "A penii for your cocks."

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 24, 2010 04:35 PM (mHQ7T)

376 Heh- I pulled that out of my coccyx- JJ

Posted by: Museisluse at September 24, 2010 04:35 PM (DTfXb)

377 The Cockenator - I'll be Crack!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 04:36 PM (HjxoE)

378 Harry Reid suffers the torment of the damned in Poe's horror classic: The Twit and The Spendulus

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 04:36 PM (AZGON)

379 381 Ah! Now I remember Jimmy Joe's cock.

It was like a penis, only smaller.

Posted by: Bwarney Fwank at September 24, 2010 08:35 PM (sSP4K)


You silly!  That was my CLIT!

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnel at September 24, 2010 04:36 PM (tJjm/)

380 Posted by: stuiec at September 24, 2010 08:30 PM (7AOgy)

I'm still lolling

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 24, 2010 04:36 PM (mHQ7T)

381 Matthew's over Nicaragua (and we have close friends whose daughter is on a mission trip there), however, some computer models show it turning north, strengthening, and heading for the FL panhandle. 

I hate hurricane season.  Since my mom died last October, I've had to add even more boxes of family photos and history to my evacuation list.  Our island would be 20' under water just from storm surge from a Cat 2.  Bye bye house.  Dammit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2010 04:36 PM (UOM48)

382

Also, have you been the the Wreck of the Richard and Charlene on Shem Creek yet?  Ya have to know where it is to find it. 

No, sounds familiar though.  Is it in Sullivans?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 24, 2010 04:37 PM (A0VTZ)

383 Jimmy, get that cock out of your mouth and come shave my back.

Posted by: JimyJoe'sMom at September 24, 2010 04:37 PM (RKpGM)

384 Harry Potter and The Cock of Steel

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnel at September 24, 2010 04:37 PM (tJjm/)

385 When God was passing out butts, I thought he said "nuts" so I told him that hairy, jiggling ones were my favorite.

Posted by: Raykon W Bush at September 24, 2010 04:37 PM (JNigo)

386 When Troll W Bush was just a little cock he found the other little cocks wouldn't play with him. Thus he was forced to play with himself.

Posted by: Glib Tunafish at September 24, 2010 04:37 PM (r1QLI)

387 Lord of the Cock Rings

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 04:38 PM (HjxoE)

388 Just spotted this news...

O'Donnell campaign is hiring the ad-maker behind "Demon-sheep"..

http://tinyurl.com/2br2vae

I look forward to what they come up with.

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 24, 2010 04:38 PM (bAySe)

389
Jimmy Joe in...
Dude, Where's My Cock?

Posted by: Beto at September 24, 2010 04:38 PM (H+LJc)

390

  Also, have you been the the Wreck of the Richard and Charlene on Shem Creek yet?  Ya have to know where it is to find it.  We haven't been there, because the siren call of Slightly up the Creek always calls (awesome), but I'm anxious to eat there some day.

These are restaurants I take it? We always go downtown and hit T-Bonz.

Posted by: Sick of the High Road at September 24, 2010 04:38 PM (u3Zi5)

391 Our island would be 20' under water just from storm surge from a Cat 2.  Bye bye house.  Dammit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2010 08:36 PM (UOM4

Damn, that isnt much.  Georgia, and to a lesser extent, SC gets hits a little less than it probably should because it's tucked in a bit. 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 24, 2010 04:39 PM (A0VTZ)

392 One bad poll in twenty. Keep your "Concerned Christian Conservative" act out until theres some confirmation.

Posted by: Whatever at September 24, 2010 04:39 PM (RuDGX)

393 Just talked to my recently ex-lib m-in-law in NYC (Brooklyn). She said no one ever dreamed that Gillibrand could be beaten but now that the polls are out saying it's possible, everyone is psyched as shit. So look for better polls in the future.

Posted by: dagny at September 24, 2010 04:39 PM (lr+5a)

394

No, sounds familiar though.  Is it in Sullivans?

What a cock?  On Andrew Sullivan?

Posted by: the 57th state at September 24, 2010 04:39 PM (5Z/WH)

395 Every retort has a cock attached to it. Every one.  Should change the title of this site to Aces Of Cock.

Now you reveal your true reason for coming here.

Back to the topic at hand, these union thugs will be a big problem election day.  The only way Dems won't spontaneously combust on 11/2 will be from widespread fraud.  Vigilance at all levels is going to be so key.  Too bad we can't count on fair elections.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2010 04:39 PM (M6enm)

396 This thread gets old as Jimmy Joe tries to find his junk in Little Cock of Horrors

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 04:40 PM (AZGON)

397 Time for "Beat the Cock!"

Posted by: Museisluse at September 24, 2010 04:40 PM (DTfXb)

398 Delta, it's on the Mt. Pleasant side of Shem's Creek.  You go down a gravel drive, past all the other seafood dives, and it's on your right on the creek.  Last time we were down, it didn't have a sign.  It's been featured on the Travel Channel.  Oh, Slightly up the Creek is great.  Part of the Maverick Dining group that owns Slightly North of Broad (S.N.O.B.) in Charleston. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2010 04:40 PM (UOM48)

399
Jimmy Joe in...
A Midsummer's Night Cock

Posted by: Beto at September 24, 2010 04:40 PM (H+LJc)

400 Jimmy Joe stars in...

Riding On Cocks With Boys

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 24, 2010 04:40 PM (mHQ7T)

401 When God was passing out socks, I thought he said "cocks" so I told him to give me two big purple ones.

And, uhm, that's why I'm wearing purple socks that don't fit.

Posted by: Raykon W Bush at September 24, 2010 04:40 PM (JNigo)

402 Cons favorite. They love their prisons almost as much as they love their prisons.

Posted by: George W Bush at September 24, 2010 08:37 PM (JNigo)

Because we're givers.  We give.  Like for instance, we give you a nice big prison full of big horny men, because we know you like it.  And we even call those men "cons," because we know how you love to hang out with cons.

No need to thank us.  Knowing you're enjoying all that juicy con-cock is reward enough.

Posted by: stuiec at September 24, 2010 04:41 PM (7AOgy)

403

What a cock?  On Andrew Sullivan?

Posted by: the 57th state at September 24, 2010 08:39 PM (5Z/WH)

Never safe from an Andi joke.  Heh.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 24, 2010 04:41 PM (A0VTZ)

404

Wow, Washington Post has a top of the page article on Obama's racism in the justice department.

No hiding now for the rest of the MSM

Posted by: robtr at September 24, 2010 04:41 PM (fwSHf)

405 "This thread resembles a Penile Institution."
Cons favorite. They love their prisons almost as much as they love their prisons.

Oh please you 3" coward.  You'd be peeing in your pants if you even walked too close to a prison.

Posted by: EZB at September 24, 2010 04:42 PM (fa9yq)

406 Jimmy Joe IS Dr. Frank N. Furter in: The Cocky Horror Picture Troll

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 04:42 PM (AZGON)

407 "One bad poll in twenty"

It's a bad poll because it shows Angle losing?

Posted by: Greg at September 24, 2010 04:43 PM (BBzyJ)

408 My mommy's cock is bigger than mine, and it tastes better, too!

Posted by: Raykon Bush at September 24, 2010 04:43 PM (zgZzy)

409
Jimmy Joe's Cock in.....Much Ado About Nothing

Posted by: Beto at September 24, 2010 04:43 PM (H+LJc)

410

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2010 08:40 PM (UOM4

Oh ok.  close to Patriots Point then.  I'll have to check it out.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 24, 2010 04:43 PM (A0VTZ)

411 Who's the genius from Angle's side who agreed to this idiotic format whereby she's there live with the rent-a-mob while Dingy literally phones it in?

Posted by: DocJ at September 24, 2010 04:44 PM (AWzOz)

412

It's a bad poll because it shows Angle losing?

Yep.  Cons hate Harry Reid because he is corrupt and fascist.

Posted by: Raykon Bush at September 24, 2010 04:44 PM (zgZzy)

413

One, Two, Three O'clock, Four O'clock Cock,
Five, Six, Seven O'clock, Eight O'clock Cock.
Nine, Ten, Eleven O'clock, Twelve O'clock Cock,
We're gonna rock around the Cock tonight.

Put your glad rags on and join me hon',
We'll have some fun when the cock strikes one.


We're gonna rock around the Cock tonight,
We're gonna rock, rock, rock, 'till broad daylight,
We're gonna rock around the Cock tonight.

When the clock strikes two, three and four,
If the band slows down we'll yell for more.

etc

Posted by: the 57th state at September 24, 2010 04:44 PM (5Z/WH)

414 Delta, hate to tell you this, but the SC coast's history with big storms isn't good.  Hugo....there are no words.  Georgia is about 150 years past due.  And because of the shelf off our coast, even a minor hurricane would be devastating storm surge wise. 

Love living here.  Last night I sat in the peace and quiet in the screened porch, listening to nothing but tree frogs.  I always say a prayer of thanks, but realize the home we love could be destroyed by a big storm.

Anyhow, on that bright note, enjoy SC.  I dearly, dearly love the area where you are.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2010 04:45 PM (UOM48)

415 One bad poll in twenty"

It's a bad poll because it shows Angle losing?

Posted by: Greg at September 24, 2010 08:43 PM (BBzyJ)

Not that so much, it's a bad poll because it shows Sandovol only ahead by 6 when the rest of the polls show him leading by 20.

Posted by: robtr at September 24, 2010 04:45 PM (fwSHf)

416 See the mythic legend of Greg and Jimmy Joe in M. Night Shamalyan's 3D epic: The Pubic Hairbender

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 04:45 PM (AZGON)

417

Wow, Washington Post has a top of the page article on Obama's racism in the justice department.

No hiding now for the rest of the MSM

Watch us.

Posted by: MSM at September 24, 2010 04:46 PM (3wPsb)

418 I'm thinking of having all my teeth removed so my mouth is like a big, warm sponge around all those cocks I like to suck.

Posted by: Raykon W Bush at September 24, 2010 04:46 PM (JNigo)

419

No hiding now for the rest of the MSM

Posted by: robtr at September 24, 2010 08:41 PM (fwSHf)

They have thrown in the towel for this election.  They can't cover up shit until after the 1st of the year when they regroup to spin and blame the GOP congress.  Hence the preemptive strike on Boehner.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 24, 2010 04:46 PM (A0VTZ)

420 Troll W. Bush just won't quit, will he?  Soros must be paying him in extra cheesy mac & cheese boxes. 

Posted by: Steven Colbert's ears at September 24, 2010 04:48 PM (UOM48)

421 Dave Chapelle's Cock Party

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 24, 2010 04:48 PM (mHQ7T)

422 Well, OK... can we like, ya know, talk about tits now?

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 04:49 PM (tJjm/)

423 See Jimmy Joe stalk John Boehner in the thrilling psychodrama: I Have No Fucking Life -- Or How I Got Lost In Grandma's Basement

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 04:49 PM (AZGON)

424 Troll W. Bush just won't quit, will he?  Soros must be paying him in extra cheesy mac & cheese boxes. 

Posted by: Steven Colbert's ears at September 24, 2010 08:48 PM (UOM4

Potato chips and juice boxes

Posted by: robtr at September 24, 2010 04:49 PM (fwSHf)

425 I like to nibble the tip.

Posted by: Raykon W Bush at September 24, 2010 04:49 PM (JNigo)

426 Anyhow, on that bright note, enjoy SC.  I dearly, dearly love the area where you are.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2010 08:45 PM (UOM4

Well thank you.  I'm glad to be here.  You are due, but due could mean 50 years from now. I hope that's the case. 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 24, 2010 04:49 PM (A0VTZ)

427 To bravely go where no emoticon has gone before:

( * ) ( * )

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 04:50 PM (tJjm/)

428 A smart handler will use portions of the film in an ad against Reid and the union thugs that support him.  She should be getting help from the pros at this point.  Not to handle her but to warn her when traps are being set.  I still remember Reagan's retort to Carter when carter asked him not to interupt or something, " I will not be quiet. I paid for this microphone!"  That won him that debate and the respect of a lot of people.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 24, 2010 04:50 PM (rurh0)

429 Connnnnsssss and fascist right wing suckers.....

Really?  Is that all you've got?  Your mother has more balls than you.  (Well, actually....)

Posted by: Steven Colbert's ears at September 24, 2010 04:51 PM (UOM48)

430 Are you guys gonna slap your cocks tonight?  I know I am.

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 24, 2010 04:51 PM (1nsEG)

431 Raykon Bush in...

The Curious Cock In Benjamin's Butthole

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 24, 2010 04:51 PM (mHQ7T)

432 Underground

Under water grottos, caverns
Filled with Jimmy Joes
That eat cocks.
Stepping on the spunk
That the Jimmy Joes
Eat, they munch.
They howl, bare
Their cocks, dance,
Bugger in the
Rushing water,
Musty, wet pelts
Glistening in the blue.

Posted by: Beto at September 24, 2010 04:51 PM (H+LJc)

433 @437: this just goes to show the blatant sexism of the Left.  They figured she was a GIRL they could bring to tears with this kind of crap.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 04:52 PM (tJjm/)

434 Levin devoted quite a bit of time to that today. It's absolutely mindblowing, but not all that surprising. The government is rife with leftist activists and racists, from the top on down.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at September 24, 2010 08:49 PM (vbh31)

Fox is all over it and instapundit has an interview with two of the commision on civil rights members that said this is just beginning.

When whites in america hear that according to Obama and holder the law only protects black people Obama will be through.

Posted by: robtr at September 24, 2010 04:52 PM (fwSHf)

435 Troll W. Bush just won't quit, will he? Soros must be paying him in extra cheesy mac & cheese boxes.
Posted by: Steven Colbert's ears

Naw, they work for meth and Urban Outfitters gift cards.

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at September 24, 2010 04:52 PM (23kaI)

436 ( * ) ( * )

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 08:50 PM (tJjm/)

How did you get such a symmetric case of acne on your ass?

Posted by: stuiec at September 24, 2010 04:53 PM (7AOgy)

437 Someone is pretty quick on the troll trigger tonight with the replacement dialog

Posted by: The Great Satan's Boehner at September 24, 2010 04:53 PM (NC4qL)

438 Trolls accept humiliating defeat as they sing their way into your hearts this November, in the musical extravaganza... Paint Your Wankers Red

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 04:53 PM (AZGON)

439 Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcock

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 04:54 PM (tJjm/)

440 'Night guys.  I'm desperately trying to finish Col. Ralph Peter's War After Armageddon.  It's a thrilling read, but giving me nightmares.  I want to be done with it.  And I have a Tea Party meeting in the morning.

Don't be too hard on the trolls.  They're scared and lonely. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2010 04:54 PM (UOM48)

441

One Flew Over the Cock

The Good, The Bad, And The Cock

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Cock

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 24, 2010 04:54 PM (1nsEG)

442 Really?  Is that all you've got?  Your mother has more balls than you.  (Well, actually....)

Posted by: Steven Colbert's ears at September 24, 2010 08:51 PM (UOM4

As he well knows.  After all, it was hypoxia from choking on them that left him in his current, tragic state.

Posted by: stuiec at September 24, 2010 04:54 PM (7AOgy)

443

 Beto at September 24, 2010 08:51 PM (H+LJc)

Beto - that was, words fail me, beautiful.

Posted by: the 57th state at September 24, 2010 04:54 PM (5Z/WH)

444
451
That must have taken a half hour to write

Posted by: Beto at September 24, 2010 04:55 PM (H+LJc)

445 Cons, just work harder, work harder for your corporate masters, work harder for your God and OMG ... OMG ... harder ... harder ... HARDER ... Ohhhhh!!! Yes, Daddy Teddy Bear! Yes! YES!!!

Cons! I have ejaculated, cons!

Posted by: Raykon W Bush at September 24, 2010 04:55 PM (JNigo)

446 The Hand That Cocks The Cradle

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 24, 2010 04:55 PM (1nsEG)

447 This thread is almost as good as the poontang one.  I love you guys!  Not enough to stick my cock in you, but love ya all the same.

Posted by: Bikermailman at September 24, 2010 04:55 PM (Ye8aC)

448 It would be nice if the DOJ testimony was Drudge's top story with a picture, in red type, instead of that Comedy Central jackass.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 24, 2010 04:55 PM (A0VTZ)

449

How did you get such a symmetric case of acne on your ass?

Posted by: stuiec at September 24, 2010 08:53 PM (7AOgy)


Nah, that would look more like:

*)o(*


Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 04:55 PM (tJjm/)

450 Posted by: the 57th state at September 24, 2010 08:54 PM (5Z/WH)

It's a gift...
I dare not suppress it.

Posted by: Beto at September 24, 2010 04:56 PM (H+LJc)

451 Edmund Spenser comes alive on the big screen as Jimmy Joe stars in the adaption of the great poet's work... The Faerie Queen

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 04:56 PM (AZGON)

452 CDR M, that's good.  But when I went to Accuweather.com tonight, Joe Bastardi (love the name) says there's a good chance of something following it that he's afraid will head this way next week.  Hope not.

'Night.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2010 04:56 PM (UOM48)

453

well whatta ya know the typical jack asses, intimidating a women. See this is why the DEM party needs NOW, because they know their shmucks are shmucks.

woo hoo, the party of un-common commentary,

typical classy kos groupies and union slugs.

 hey yeah tea partiers act like this right>? right?

ever seen teamsters woop ass,? wow so cool! yeah i saw it a few times. low class never do anything without 50 other jerks backing them up, EVER, why? they have no balls without their homies to protect them. they're are typical teenage gang banger with gray  beards .

Posted by: willow at September 24, 2010 04:56 PM (8fK1n)

454 Posted by: George W Bush at September 24, 2010 08:55 PM (JNigo)

JNigo WHAT?

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 24, 2010 04:56 PM (mHQ7T)

455 "Trolls accept humiliating defeat" else you will impose your fascist militancy upon us all?

Will you dress in a Nazi uniform? And sodomize me with polished black boots? And make me call you Daddy?

Will you?

Please?

Posted by: Raykon W Bush at September 24, 2010 04:57 PM (JNigo)

456

Jimmy Joe, don't go away all half-cocked.  Go away fully cocked.

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 24, 2010 04:57 PM (1nsEG)

457 *)o(* That, sir, is a succinct typographic portrait of your average troll. I salute your talent.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 04:58 PM (AZGON)

458

Nah, that would look more like:

*)o(*

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 08:55 PM (tJjm/)

Oh, GREAT.  Now Greg and Jimmy Joe will NEVER go away.

Posted by: stuiec at September 24, 2010 04:58 PM (7AOgy)

459 Coming this November, Jimmy Joe plays sidekick to the world's most famous detective in:

Surecock Holmes

Posted by: Movie Preview Guy at September 24, 2010 04:58 PM (HOwqb)

460 Roman Polanski presents Jimmy Joe in...

Oh, She's Eleven

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 24, 2010 04:59 PM (mHQ7T)

461 In Terms of Cock

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 24, 2010 04:59 PM (1nsEG)

462 stay classy Reid and goons.

Posted by: willow at September 24, 2010 04:59 PM (8fK1n)

463

When whites in america hear that according to Obama and holder the law only protects black people Obama will be through.

Posted by: robtr at September 24, 2010 08:52 PM (fwSHf)

That's not what's going on.  They are refusing to prosecute black offenders -- regardless of the complainant or true victim.

I still believe that the intimidation was not aimed at whites.  It was aimed at non-NBPP blacks.  According to Big Government, a NBPP member was on the ballot this year and I would think was on the ballot in 2008.

But given this justice department, which intimidated 60-year-old grandmother is going to complain about it?

The attitude is not that they are failing to protect the complainants, it's that they're protecting the perpetrators if they're of the wrong color.

Posted by: MSM at September 24, 2010 04:59 PM (3wPsb)

464 457
451
That must have taken a half hour to write

Posted by: Beto at September 24, 2010 08:55 PM (H+LJc)


Yeah, only a moron would have spent all the time to do it.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 04:59 PM (tJjm/)

465 With Two, You Get Cock

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 24, 2010 04:59 PM (1nsEG)

466 Did anyone say..
A Cockwork Orange yet?

Posted by: Beto at September 24, 2010 05:00 PM (H+LJc)

467

Connnnnnnnnns!!!

Posted by: Raykon Bush at September 24, 2010 05:00 PM (zgZzy)

468 "Trolls accept humiliating defeat" else you will impose your fascist militancy upon us all?

Posted by: George W Bush at September 24, 2010 08:57 PM (JNigo)

But first you will blow us.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 24, 2010 05:00 PM (mHQ7T)

469 Harry and Rory Reid will shine on the silver screen this fall, as an unlikely couple sharing a star-crossed, forbidden love in Trollback Mounting

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 05:01 PM (AZGON)

470 Gone With the Cock.

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 24, 2010 05:01 PM (1nsEG)

471 "Trolls accept humiliating defeat" else you will impose your fascist militancy upon us all?

Posted by: George W Bush at September 24, 2010 08:57 PM (JNigo)

I'm glad you're able to work out your submissive tendencies by coming here to be symbolically raped by the people you regard as your betters.  Do you achieve orgasm reading the comments directed your way, or do you simply wallow in the humiliation in a non-sexual sense?

Posted by: stuiec at September 24, 2010 05:01 PM (7AOgy)

472 Star Trek: The Wrath of Cock

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 24, 2010 05:01 PM (1nsEG)

473 I've drank 3 pitchers of Cherry Kool-Aid since sitting down to take on you cons.

Mom is making more and i haven't even gotten up once to pee. I just go right in my jammies.

So, bring it, cons. I CAN DO THIS ALL NIGHT!

Posted by: Raykon W Bush at September 24, 2010 05:02 PM (JNigo)

474 What a conundrum we have in our troll , George W. Bush.  We have a festering delusional progressive who wraps himself with the mantle of a honorable man.  It pains me to associate a taint bumping spunk junkie with a patriot.  I suppose, when I deem to honor bukkake boy with a moment of notice, I will change his moniker to something reminicent of the decent name he sullies.  So Engorged in the Tush go back to drooling as you pull your tiny flaccid excuse of a penis and remember, put your mommies undies back in the hamper after you pleasure yourself in them

Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 24, 2010 05:02 PM (rurh0)

475 I didn't see her get flustered. At the most, a few pauses when the noise level was really loud. I thought she handled it well.

Posted by: Who Knows at September 24, 2010 05:02 PM (QLiYt)

476 Star Trek: The Wrath of Cock "Coooooooooock!!!"

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 05:02 PM (AZGON)

477
482
Dedication of that sort deserve some sort of special recognition...
But do the morons twitter one ooohhh
ONE FUCKING OOOOHHHH
No!
(sobbing)

Posted by: Beto at September 24, 2010 05:02 PM (H+LJc)

478

That's not what's going on.  They are refusing to prosecute black offenders -- regardless of the complainant or true victim.

I still believe that the intimidation was not aimed at whites.  It was aimed at non-NBPP blacks.  According to Big Government, a NBPP member was on the ballot this year and I would think was on the ballot in 2008.

But given this justice department, which intimidated 60-year-old grandmother is going to complain about it?

The attitude is not that they are failing to protect the complainants, it's that they're protecting the perpetrators if they're of the wrong color.

Posted by: MSM at September 24, 2010 08:59 PM (3wPsb)

You're wrong about that according to Christopher Coates. He plainly said that the justice department only wants to protect minorities of color and language.

That only leaves the majority unprotected, which happens to be white.

Posted by: robtr at September 24, 2010 05:03 PM (fwSHf)

479 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Cock

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 05:03 PM (tJjm/)

480 Roman Polanski presents Jimmy Joe in...

Oh, She's Eleven

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 24, 2010 08:59 PM (mHQ7T)

Contrary to what you might think, the sequel wasn't called "Oh, She's Twelve."  It was "Eleven Can't Wait."

Posted by: stuiec at September 24, 2010 05:03 PM (7AOgy)

481

*peeks in....looks around*

Something tells me I should just wait & come back for the ONT.......

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 24, 2010 05:04 PM (76rkQ)

482

old and tired = ?

 

annnnd i wish this damned fly that's buzzin my ear would FOAD

Posted by: The Great Satan's Boehner at September 24, 2010 05:04 PM (NC4qL)

483

Something tells me I should just wait & come back for the ONT.......

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 24, 2010 09:04 PM (76rkQ)

I doubt it will be qualitatively different.

Posted by: stuiec at September 24, 2010 05:05 PM (7AOgy)

484

They are refusing to prosecute black offenders -- regardless of the complainant or true victim. [...] The attitude is not that they are failing to protect the complainants, it's that they're protecting the perpetrators if they're of the wrong color. Posted by: MSM


This is most likely the case. I think Hillbuzz had a post regarding another example where a black voter was intentionally run off by similar thug tactics.

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at September 24, 2010 05:05 PM (23kaI)

485 I bet the White House is so dirty now Michelle Obama has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 24, 2010 05:05 PM (mHQ7T)

486 Cons, why haven't any of you so-super-smart entrepreneurs invented cock flavored Kool-Aid if you're so smart?

What do you say, cons?

Posted by: Raykon W Bush at September 24, 2010 05:05 PM (JNigo)

487 Helloooo Lacey!

Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 24, 2010 05:05 PM (rurh0)

488 Star Trek:  The Search for Cock.

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 24, 2010 05:05 PM (1nsEG)

489 Good idea!

Posted by: Laceyundercock at September 24, 2010 05:05 PM (tJjm/)

490 COCKY TROUSERBOA

Posted by: stuiec at September 24, 2010 05:06 PM (7AOgy)

491


"Coooooooooock!!!"

Hah!

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 24, 2010 05:06 PM (1nsEG)

492 Good Lord...
It's a fucking bot.

Posted by: Beto at September 24, 2010 05:06 PM (H+LJc)

493 Lord help me get through dinner. They sat us next to the Joey has two daddies table.

Posted by: Editor at September 24, 2010 05:06 PM (rgJIc)

494

Nah, that would look more like:

*)•(*

Posted by: Ed Anger at September 24, 2010 05:06 PM (7+pP9)

495

The Cocky Horror Picture Show

and the sequel

Cock Treatment

Posted by: stuiec at September 24, 2010 05:06 PM (7AOgy)

496 Lacey, probably so. ont, is light breast chat with friendship, and trust  hanging out. much less painful to look at. I've been pissed for 3 hours, totally not worth it.

Posted by: willow at September 24, 2010 05:07 PM (8fK1n)

497

Hannity is such a fucking idiot. His guest wants to talk about the Civil Rights Case and stupid fucking Hannity says: "Forget that, i want to talk about Stephen Colbert."

Jeeebus that guy is a dork.

Posted by: robtr at September 24, 2010 05:07 PM (fwSHf)

498 Cock Fiction

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:07 PM (HjxoE)

499 The Hunt for Red Cocktober

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at September 24, 2010 05:07 PM (YPivX)

500

Sock off.

You're wrong about that according to Christopher Coates. He plainly said that the justice department only wants to protect minorities of color and language.

What I'd heard from the lawyer who quit was that the attitude was that no black person should be prosecued under these laws.

I would guess that Coates sees it as the same thing because the underlying assumption is that the conflict would be racial.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 24, 2010 05:08 PM (3wPsb)

501 The Cockshank Redemption

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:08 PM (HjxoE)

502 Well, next time: We'll do worse. How ya like them apples? Just don't let these bastards speak at debates. Hoot, jeer, giggle, shout 'em down. Posted by Ace I have to say, I enjoy this version of Ace much more than the.. uh.. "other" Ace.

Posted by: Terry at September 24, 2010 05:08 PM (CwmIq)

503

My good God. Congress has become a clown car.

 

Posted by: Rat Patrol at September 24, 2010 05:08 PM (dQdrY)

504

Cons, why do you force others to pay for your military, your police, your taxation on us all through your government, aka the IRS?

Weak shit that.  If you are going to troll do a better job than that.  I know you want abuse but if thats what you bring I can't take you serious. 

Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 24, 2010 05:08 PM (rurh0)

505 Pat Caddell is on Hannity now. Caddell says, Fuck Colbert. Concentrate on what Coates said

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 24, 2010 05:08 PM (pKk7Q)

506 Self-portrait:

  *)O(*

Posted by: Barney Frank at September 24, 2010 05:08 PM (tJjm/)

507

Ride a COCK horse to Banbury Cross
To see a fine lady upon a white horse
With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes
She shall have music wherever she goes

 

So where the hell are my rings, bells and music bitches!!!

Posted by: "fine" lady upon a white horse at September 24, 2010 05:08 PM (5Z/WH)

508 Lord help me get through dinner. They sat us next to the Joey has two daddies table.

Posted by: Editor at September 24, 2010 09:06 PM (rgJIc)

Egg them into a fight with each other and you tube it!

Posted by: robtr at September 24, 2010 05:08 PM (fwSHf)

509 It's a Wonderful Cock

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:09 PM (HjxoE)

510 My GOD!  It's full of Cocks!

Posted by: David Bowman at September 24, 2010 05:09 PM (tJjm/)

511

Hannity is such a fucking idiot. His guest wants to talk about the Civil Rights Case and stupid fucking Hannity says: "Forget that, i want to talk about Stephen Colbert."

Groan.

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 24, 2010 05:09 PM (1nsEG)

512 Cons, why do you force others to pay for your military, your police, your taxation on us all through your government, aka the IRS?

Why do you liberals force us all to pay for indoctrinating schoolchildren in public schools, even if we don't have kids?

(That's a rhetorical question)


You're are stupid stacked on stupid, you know that? (also rhetorical)

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at September 24, 2010 05:09 PM (xMKKV)

513 friendship, and trust hanging out. 

Posted by: willow at September 24, 2010 09:07 PM (8fK1n)

Only friendship hanging out? That's no good. I'd prefer if it was cooooooooooocccccccccccccckkkkkk!!!

Posted by: Jimmy Joke at September 24, 2010 05:10 PM (HOwqb)

514 Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Cock

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:10 PM (HjxoE)

515 Raging Cock

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:10 PM (HjxoE)

516 Night of the Living Cock

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 24, 2010 05:11 PM (1nsEG)

517 Reservoir Cocks

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:11 PM (HjxoE)

518 Harry, Rory and Barry make slapstick sexy in The Three Spooges

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 05:11 PM (AZGON)

519 Cons, why do you force others to pay for your military, your police, your taxation on us all through your government, aka the IRS?
Posted by: George W Bush at September 24, 2010 09:05 PM (JNigo)

If we didn't have police, cons would just shoot your thieving liberal friends in the face when they got caught breaking and entering. I'm fine with that, btw.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 24, 2010 05:11 PM (mHQ7T)

520 Joe Versus the Cock

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 24, 2010 05:11 PM (1nsEG)

521 Cons, I just want to live free. Why can't Mother let me off this harness thing? Why am I not allowed to be alone with children? Why, cons? Why?

Posted by: Raykon W Bush at September 24, 2010 05:11 PM (JNigo)

522 To boldly go where no cocks have gone before.

Posted by: Capt. Cock at September 24, 2010 05:11 PM (HjxoE)

523  I think Hillbuzz had a post regarding another example where a black voter was intentionally run off by similar thug tactics.

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at September 24, 2010 09:05 PM (23kaI)

Hillbuzz needs to drag out not only black against white intimidation,it is important because of the covering by Justice, but also   Dem against Hillary DEM in the primary, it happened fast and often cruelly, I watched it. i actually had a hundred videos of it until my computer crashed. This is what has taken over the dem party, freaky freaks and hey need to e stopped for all of our sakes

Posted by: willow at September 24, 2010 05:12 PM (8fK1n)

524 Is there a nation currently practicing abortion-on-demand that isn't dying?

Posted by: Rat Patrol at September 24, 2010 05:12 PM (dQdrY)

525 I see Dead Cocks!

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 05:12 PM (tJjm/)

526 Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Except when it is shoved up an intern's twat.

Then it's just fun.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 24, 2010 05:12 PM (4tRTF)

527 Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor not a cock!

Posted by: Boner McCock at September 24, 2010 05:12 PM (HjxoE)

528 545 To boldly go where no cocks have gone before.

Posted by: Capt. Cock at September 24, 2010 09:11 PM (HjxoE)


Yeah, well next lube, OK, captain?

Posted by: Mr. Spock at September 24, 2010 05:13 PM (tJjm/)

529 14 Honestly, if Nevadans re-elect Dingy Harry, they will deserve the Depression they will elicit.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 07:16 PM (AZGON)


Conservatives should actively tell Nevada....You vote that bastard back in.. no Vegas trips from conservatives... we will support Atlantic City instead... they had the brains to vote in Chris Christie.


Posted by: Timbo at September 24, 2010 05:13 PM (ph9vn)

530 There was a crooked man
Who walked a crooked mile
He rubbed his crooked cock
Against a crooked stile
He blew a crooked wad
Into his crooked shoe
And he walked to a Joos house cause IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT

Posted by: Beto at September 24, 2010 05:13 PM (H+LJc)

531 Monty Python and the Holy Cock

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:13 PM (HjxoE)

532 Cock

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 24, 2010 05:13 PM (1nsEG)

533

As we wait for the ONT I will leave you with this tease.  I am currently progressing rapidly towards a project that upon its completion will have Morons everywhere worshiping me as a God and Moronettes wanting to have my babies. More to come during the ONT. 

Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 24, 2010 05:14 PM (rurh0)

534 Don't make me angry.  You wouldn't like my cock when I'm angry!

Posted by: Dr. Banner at September 24, 2010 05:14 PM (tJjm/)

535 Cock Cock This Way Cocks

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 24, 2010 05:14 PM (1nsEG)

536

Avatar*

* If, By Avatar, You Mean Cock

Posted by: stuiec at September 24, 2010 05:14 PM (7AOgy)

537 i actually had a hundred videos of it until my computer crashed. This is what has taken over the dem party, freaky freaks and hey need to be stopped for all of our sakes Posted by: willow

External hard drive.

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at September 24, 2010 05:14 PM (23kaI)

538 Captain, sensors show no intelligent lifeforms on Troll Prime.

Posted by: Mr. Cock at September 24, 2010 05:14 PM (AZGON)

539 This is cock!

Posted by: King Leonidas at September 24, 2010 05:14 PM (HjxoE)

540 Let's take another Kennedy Seat!  This time in RI.  Help if you can.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 24, 2010 05:15 PM (L8kaT)

541
Peter Meter:

Pee pee -  1-2 inches

Goober  -  2-3

Weinie – 3-4

Pecker -  4-5

Boner    5-6

Willy     6-7

Cock      7-8

Throbber  8-9

Love Stick     9-10

Mammygoogler   10+

 


Posted by: Dr. Cleo, Jamaican Psychic at September 24, 2010 05:15 PM (v1gw3)

542 557- oh boy!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:15 PM (HjxoE)

543 Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Anal story.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 24, 2010 05:15 PM (c0A3e)

544 Watch Jimmy Joe rub out Greg in the mobster classic: The Cockfather

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 05:15 PM (AZGON)

545 The entire cast of concern troll and Susan Sarandan star in: COCKY WHORER DICKSURE SHOW......

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2010 05:15 PM (ffV1/)

546 Cock II

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 24, 2010 05:16 PM (1nsEG)

547 Mammygoogler I am so stealing that.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 05:16 PM (AZGON)

548 Persians, come and get our cocks!

Posted by: King Cockanitus at September 24, 2010 05:16 PM (c0A3e)

549 My GOD!  It's full of Cocks!

Posted by: David Bowman at September 24, 2010 09:09 PM (tJjm/)

From 2001 Cocks: A Space Cockyssey

Posted by: stuiec at September 24, 2010 05:17 PM (7AOgy)

550 Full Metal Cock Don't be hatin' on the Tin Man!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:17 PM (HjxoE)

551 King Cock

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 24, 2010 05:17 PM (1nsEG)

552

As we wait for the ONT I will leave you with this tease.  I am currently progressing rapidly towards a project that upon its completion will have Morons everywhere worshiping me as a God and Moronettes wanting to have my babies. More to come during the ONT. 

Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 24, 2010 09:14 PM (rurh0)

Oh boy, the last time I heard that I was promised Unicorns from a black man.

Posted by: robtr at September 24, 2010 05:18 PM (fwSHf)

553 @575 Also by the great auteur Stanley Kubrick: Barry Limping

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 05:18 PM (AZGON)

554 Captain, sensors show no intelligent lifeforms on Troll Prime.

Posted by: Mr. Cock at September 24, 2010 09:14 PM (AZGON)

Oh, Sir!  They put cocks in our bodies!

Posted by: Cockov at September 24, 2010 05:18 PM (7AOgy)

555 The Wizard of Cock

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:18 PM (HjxoE)

556

Or take the high road and lead by example.

HA!  Laughing so hard at this one I'm crying.

Leading by example with this crowd of people would be like insisting on forming orderly queue lines outside the gates of the US Embassy in Saigon (now Ho Chi Minh City) during the last days of April, 1975. 

"You there, stop pushing and shoving or else you'll have to go to the back of the line!  Just follow the example of this here gentleman, standing in line quietly, patiently, not chewing gum, and waiting his turn for a seat in the helicopter."

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2010 05:18 PM (2g2ex)

557 you know, that should have been Barry Limpdick

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 05:18 PM (AZGON)

558 Wi ;">lly Wonka and The Chocolate Co ;">ck ;">Factory

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 05:19 PM (tJjm/)

559 Once Upon a Cock in America

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:19 PM (HjxoE)

560 Cock 2: The Quickening

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 24, 2010 05:19 PM (1nsEG)

561 Hmm, well that last post sucked

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 05:19 PM (tJjm/)

562 I'm pretty COCKSURE  I'll never fuck with you guys here!!

Posted by: GrumpyUnk at September 24, 2010 05:19 PM (TkQ9R)

563 And now.... for your intermission listening pleasure.... Bill Halley and the Comets perform: Rock Around the Cock

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2010 05:20 PM (ffV1/)

564 Jimmy Joe stars in another classic mob movie in which he breaks out his knob polishing shine box...

GoodFellatios

Posted by: Jimmy Joke at September 24, 2010 05:20 PM (HOwqb)

565 Cock Hard (wait, what?)

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:20 PM (HjxoE)

566 Hmm, well that last post sucked/i> Did someone say "suck?" 'Cause I'm really enthusiastic about sucking.

Posted by: Jimmy Joe under the table at September 24, 2010 05:20 PM (AZGON)

567 Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze's cock.

Posted by: stuiec at September 24, 2010 05:21 PM (7AOgy)

568 Cock Runner

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:21 PM (HjxoE)

569 Johnny Get Your Cock

In Cold Cock

The Cockman Always Rings Twice

Family Cocks

The Sound of Cock

My Fair Cock

Posted by: Museisluse at September 24, 2010 05:21 PM (DTfXb)

570 Cool Hand Cock

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:21 PM (HjxoE)

571 THIS!... IS!... SPARTCOCK!

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 05:21 PM (tJjm/)

572 The Cock Mile

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:22 PM (HjxoE)

573 Jimmy Joe IS John Travolta in The Italian Rim Job

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 05:22 PM (AZGON)

574 What's the difference between a rooster and a slut.....
In the morning a rooster yells Cock A Doodle DOOOOooo...
In the morning a slut yells Any Cock Will Do!

Posted by: Beto at September 24, 2010 05:22 PM (H+LJc)

575 The Cock Hunter

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:22 PM (HjxoE)

576 Million Dollar Cock

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:23 PM (HjxoE)

577 Stephen King's The Knob Shining.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 05:23 PM (tJjm/)

578 It's a Wonderful Cock. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 24, 2010 05:23 PM (c0A3e)

579 Cock Day Afternoon

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:23 PM (HjxoE)

580 Cockface

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:24 PM (HjxoE)

581 Pound Penises. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 24, 2010 05:24 PM (c0A3e)

582 The Blair Cock Project

Posted by: Beto at September 24, 2010 05:24 PM (H+LJc)

583 C for Cock

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:24 PM (HjxoE)

584 Harry Reid IS Gary Cooper in Mr. Reid Blows In Washington

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 05:24 PM (AZGON)

585 The Cock Bride

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:25 PM (HjxoE)

586 Thelma and Louise's Cock

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 05:25 PM (tJjm/)

587 How to Train Your Cock

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:25 PM (HjxoE)

588 The Runaway Cock

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 05:26 PM (tJjm/)

589 Cock and the City

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:26 PM (HjxoE)

590

I can't believe they caught John Boehner smoking a bowl with a bunch of auto workers.  And he drinks Old English 40s. 

 Dude is out of control. In a good way.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 24, 2010 05:26 PM (A0VTZ)

591 Dial C for Cock

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:26 PM (HjxoE)

592 The Horse Cock Whisperer

Posted by: Beto at September 24, 2010 05:26 PM (H+LJc)

593

I like cheese.

especially 'blue vein' cheese.

 'smoked' blue vein cheese is  even better.

i adore smoking blue vein.

Posted by: Greg at September 24, 2010 05:26 PM (tAmmk)

594 A Streetcar Named Cock

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:27 PM (HjxoE)

595

German guy gets on a train in England.  The only seat is in a compartment where three Englishmen are playing poker.  "May I join you?" asks the German.

"Only if you play poker.  But I warn you, we play for money," says one of the men.

The German smiles.  "That's quite all right, I am a gambling man."

The Englishman says, "In that case, pleased to make your acquaintance.  I'm Hancock, that's Babcock and over there is Heathcock."

The smile disappears from the German's face and he picks up his bags.  "I don't think I should play with you fellows."  He opens the door and steps out of the compartment.

Hancock asks, "Whyever not, Herr... Herr...?"

"Kuntz.  My name is Kuntz," says the German, and closes the door.

Posted by: stuiec at September 24, 2010 05:27 PM (7AOgy)

596 The Postman's Cock Always Comes Twice

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 05:27 PM (tJjm/)

597 Eric Holder IS Jane Fonda in the modern Depression drama... They Shoot Voters, Don't They?

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 05:27 PM (AZGON)

598 Jimmy Joe, in a role that hits close to his home, portrays a strange nanny who makes nothing but trouble for the children he's charged with caring for in...

Merry Cock-Ins

Posted by: Movie Preview Guy at September 24, 2010 05:27 PM (HOwqb)

599 ..... and we encourage you to visit our concession booth and sample our latest Ben and Jerry ice cream flavor of the month: Twig and berries.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2010 05:28 PM (ffV1/)

600
Jimmy Joe in....
The Boner Collector

Posted by: Beto at September 24, 2010 05:28 PM (H+LJc)

601 Brokeback Mountain!  Oooo!

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at September 24, 2010 05:28 PM (2H8W8)

602 "You're gonna need a bigger cock."

Posted by: Roy Scheider at September 24, 2010 05:28 PM (HjxoE)

603 This is turning into the Penisaurus Rex of AoSHQ threads.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 05:28 PM (tJjm/)

604 Shit My Cock Says...

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 24, 2010 05:28 PM (Q6pci)

605

What's the local media saying?

I'm picturing a headline that says "Angle couldn't come up with many answers at the debate last night.."

Posted by: Allen at September 24, 2010 05:29 PM (NqhL+)

606 The Big Cock Theory. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 24, 2010 05:29 PM (c0A3e)

607 Cock-Ass

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:29 PM (HjxoE)

608 You know how I know its Friday night and I'm buzzed? Because this blog title reads "Hooters, Beers and Jiggles" to me right now. Off to the bar I go.!

Posted by: swamp_yankee at September 24, 2010 05:29 PM (e1+91)

609 Damn.  If you are gonna order lesbians back into military service, at least send back the hot ones.  Jeez.
http://tinyurl.com/2g5psab

Posted by: CDR M at September 24, 2010 09:27 PM (5I8G0)

I saw that, the judge was a Bush appointee too. Welcome to our new gay military.

Posted by: robtr at September 24, 2010 05:29 PM (fwSHf)

610 Bonnie and Cock

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:30 PM (HjxoE)

611 Damn.  If you are gonna order lesbians back into military service, at least send back the hot ones.  Jeez.
http://tinyurl.com/2g5psab

Posted by: CDR M at September 24, 2010 09:27 PM (5I8G0)

Headline: Dismissed Major Licks Air Force in Court

Posted by: stuiec at September 24, 2010 05:30 PM (7AOgy)

612 Anatomy of a Cock

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:30 PM (HjxoE)

613 Jimmy Joe in...
UP.....his ass

Posted by: Beto at September 24, 2010 05:31 PM (H+LJc)

614 Stephen King's The Cockknockers.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 24, 2010 05:31 PM (c0A3e)

615 Cock Attraction

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:31 PM (HjxoE)

616 There are far to many cocks around here.

We need the ONT, stat!



Dog Cock Afternoon

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at September 24, 2010 05:31 PM (xMKKV)

617 Planet of the Cocks Get your hands off me, you filthy cock!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:31 PM (HjxoE)

618 Barack Obama IS Al Pacino in the gripping sports thriller Golf Day Afternoon

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 05:31 PM (AZGON)

619 So many cocks, so little time.

Posted by: EZB at September 24, 2010 05:32 PM (fa9yq)

620 O/T: Cook makes ratings changes in 7 more House races, all leaning more strongly towards the R's.

I'm a little surprised on the RI-1 race - he has that as only "leaning D".  I know it's an open seat, but it is RI after all.  Is the R competitor there really strong?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 24, 2010 05:32 PM (E97ku)

621 First she sucks, then she doesn't suck, sounds like another con guilt deal.

Posted by: George W Bush at September 24, 2010 05:32 PM (JNigo)

622 We were hoping we were passed the frank-and-beans stage of our lives, but it looks like we're headed back that way.  And I'd like you to answer honestly, is this our new reality?

Posted by: Jimmy Joe and Greg at a town hall at September 24, 2010 05:32 PM (7AOgy)

623 Edward Scissorcock

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:32 PM (HjxoE)

624 Out of Cock

Lady and the Cock

All Cocks go to Heaven

The Cockfather

Cock's Choice

Posted by: Museiscock at September 24, 2010 05:32 PM (DTfXb)

625 656 There are far to many cocks around here.

Hey, what's wrong with us?

Posted by: Roosters at September 24, 2010 05:32 PM (c0A3e)

626 Cooooooook-lahoma where the winds come sweeping down the plains.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2010 05:32 PM (ffV1/)

627
Jimmy Joe staring in Rooster Cockburn.

Posted by: Fish at September 24, 2010 05:33 PM (v1gw3)

628 Deadliest Cock

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 24, 2010 05:33 PM (Q6pci)

629 Jimmy Joe IS Macaulay Culkin in Homo Alone

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 05:33 PM (AZGON)

630

Crap.  That means more uniform changes I'm sure!

Posted by: CDR M at September 24, 2010 09:31 PM (5I8G0)

Do these Dress Blues make my ass look fat?

Posted by: robtr at September 24, 2010 05:33 PM (fwSHf)

631 The Cock, The Witch, and the Shorty-Robe

Posted by: Movie Preview Guy at September 24, 2010 05:33 PM (HOwqb)

632 First she sucks, then she doesn't suck, sounds like another con guilt deal.

Posted by: George W Bush at September 24, 2010 09:32 PM (JNigo)

Well, no one would ever accuse you of that.  First you suck, and then you suck some more.  Consistency -- we cons like that in a fucktarded troll.

Posted by: Jimmy Joe and Greg at a town hall at September 24, 2010 05:34 PM (7AOgy)

633
Paging Jimmy Joe, paging Jimmy Joe, pickup the white courtesy phone for message from Moron Central. 

Posted by: Fish at September 24, 2010 05:34 PM (v1gw3)

634 " And I'd like you to answer honestly, is this our new reality?"

What is reality anyway? When I take my Tigger doll on a romantic date and make love to him in Kama Sutra position 8, is it not real?

Posted by: Raykon W Bush at September 24, 2010 05:34 PM (JNigo)

635 Dude, Where's My Cock

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:34 PM (HjxoE)

636 Cooooooook-lahoma where the winds jizz comes sweeping down the plains.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 05:34 PM (AZGON)

637

there was an old man named jimmy joe who lived in a shoe

who had so many children his cock fell off and was eaten by ants.

Posted by: Greg at September 24, 2010 05:35 PM (tAmmk)

638 Cocks on a Plane

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:35 PM (HjxoE)

639

30 Cock.

(abbreviation for 30 Cock-Sucking Libtard Trolls)

Posted by: stuiec at September 24, 2010 05:36 PM (7AOgy)

640 Resident Cock

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:36 PM (HjxoE)

641 Cockety cockety COCK in my MOUTH i love COCK!!

Posted by: Raykon W Bush at September 24, 2010 05:36 PM (JNigo)

642 O/T: Cook Cock makes ratings changes in 7 more House races, all leaning more strongly towards the R's.

In keeping with the thread... FIFY.

Posted by: Helpful Moron at September 24, 2010 05:36 PM (HOwqb)

643 Jimmy Joe plays a mincing transvestite to a T in the hilarious French political fable La Cage Aux Trolls

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 05:36 PM (AZGON)

644 Say Yes To The Cock!

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 24, 2010 05:37 PM (Q6pci)

645 Cocks 3D

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:37 PM (HjxoE)

646 Camp Cock

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:37 PM (HjxoE)

647 Stop or My Cock Will Shoot!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:37 PM (HjxoE)

648

jimmy joe in--

'the postman always brings cock'.

Posted by: Greg at September 24, 2010 05:38 PM (tAmmk)

649 Cock Zone

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:38 PM (HjxoE)

650 Dora the Cock.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 24, 2010 05:38 PM (Q6pci)

651 The Lone Ranger is captured by the Apache Indians, who tie him up at the stake and threaten to burn him.  An hour before his execution, Chief Splitting Beaver comes up to him and says, "Long Ranger, you been good heapin' help to the red man, for a pale face!  Before he burn you, we will give you one wish!  Anything you want, just name it!"

Well, thinking fast, the Lone Ranger says to the Chief, "Splitting Beaver, may I speak see Silver one last time?"

Splitting Beaver nods his head, and up comes Silver, pressing his ear against the Long Ranger's mouth as the ranger whispers something.  Suddenly, off gallops Silver like the wind, disappearing over the horizon with a trail of dust swirling behind him.

20 minutes later, a wagon full of the town whores pulls up.  Out jump the working girls, who proceed to service the entire tribe.  After a couple of hours, Splitting Beaver walks up the Lone Ranger, smiling as he wipes the lipstick off his beaver splitter.  "Lone Ranger, that was mighty white of you!  For that, we will give you one more wish!"

Again, the Lone Ranger asks for Silver.

Up trots Silver, about to press his ear against the ranger's mouth when the Long Ranger grabs his chin and hisses, "Posse!  POSSE!!!"

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 05:38 PM (tJjm/)

652
Presenting, The Cock Song.

Posted by: Fish at September 24, 2010 05:39 PM (v1gw3)

653 The only thing that is currently worrying me about November is massive fraud.Massive fraud and the DOJ is run by Eric Holder.

Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2010 05:39 PM (49Atq)

654 Iron Cock

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:39 PM (HjxoE)

655 Nicholas Cage and Jimmy Joe (as the dress wearing inmate) star in...

Cock Air

Posted by: Movie Preview Guy at September 24, 2010 05:40 PM (HOwqb)

656 COCCCCKKKKKKSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Raycoons at September 24, 2010 05:40 PM (49Atq)

657 Planes, Trains, and Cocks

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 05:40 PM (tJjm/)

658 Hardcock Puptentpants

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:41 PM (HjxoE)

659 Starcock II, starring Jimmy Cocknor and Sarah Kerricock. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 24, 2010 05:41 PM (c0A3e)

660 Every time I see that ewok I think of that "bust a nut" line and an ewok saying "Glub,glub".

Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2010 05:41 PM (49Atq)

661

Jimmy Joe and Greg in the internet classic:

Two Cocks, One Cup

Posted by: Lee (in KY) at September 24, 2010 05:42 PM (7y9kL)

662 An American Cock in London

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:42 PM (HjxoE)

663 The Cock King

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:43 PM (HjxoE)

664 Jimmy Joe grapples with a colon catastrophe in a dystopian world of the future where he runs out of time and toilet paper... Logan's Runs

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 05:43 PM (AZGON)

665 The Princess and the Cock

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:43 PM (HjxoE)

666 Flipping Cock.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 24, 2010 05:44 PM (Q6pci)

667 Snow White and the Seven Cocks

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:44 PM (HjxoE)

668

Two Cocks for Sister Sarah

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 24, 2010 05:44 PM (1nsEG)

669 Cock Soup

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:45 PM (HjxoE)

670

 

It's puzzling why so many geeks and nerds have trouble having relationships with members of the opposite sex.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 24, 2010 05:45 PM (rurh0)

671 What's Up, Cock?

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:45 PM (HjxoE)

672 Cock! Cock! Cock!

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 24, 2010 05:45 PM (1nsEG)

673

Jimmy Joe as Jane Fonda in

Cockerella

Posted by: Lee (in KY) at September 24, 2010 05:45 PM (7y9kL)

674

It's puzzling why so many geeks and nerds have trouble having relationships with members of the opposite sex.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 24, 2010 09:45 PM (rurh0)


The opposite sex have members?

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 05:46 PM (tJjm/)

675 703 An American Cock in London

and this is exactly why I come to AoSHQ - it's a "smart military blog" which, on any random day in any random news thread, one is likely to find endless amounts of cock jokes LOL

Posted by: chemjeff at September 24, 2010 05:46 PM (E97ku)

676 The Cock

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 24, 2010 05:46 PM (1nsEG)

677 Ace IS Steve McQueen fighting an alien thread gone out of control, threatening to swallow the HQ, in The Blog

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 05:46 PM (AZGON)

678 This is Indeed a Queer Thread.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 05:46 PM (tJjm/)

679 Hancock

Oh, wait...

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at September 24, 2010 05:46 PM (YPivX)

680 Sometimes I try to make my mouth a perfect O.

Like this!

O O is for cOck!

Posted by: Raykon W Bush at September 24, 2010 05:46 PM (JNigo)

681 Robin Cock

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:47 PM (HjxoE)

682 The Man with No Cock Trilogy:

A Fistful of Cocks

For a Few Cocks More

The Good Cock, the Bad Cock, and the Ugly Cock

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at September 24, 2010 05:47 PM (UYJNK)

683

Cock in Seattle

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 24, 2010 05:47 PM (1nsEG)

684 Please excuse me while I slip into something a little more comfortable...

Posted by: COCK at September 24, 2010 05:48 PM (tJjm/)

685 Cockman and Robin

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:48 PM (HjxoE)

686

Jimmy Joe and Greg star in . . .

Romancing the Bone

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2010 05:48 PM (oW8Mx)

687

or Cockless in Seattle

But I stay away from cheap jokes.

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 24, 2010 05:48 PM (1nsEG)

688 You moronic simple cons are done in politics and in life. I've polled all my stuffed animals and every one of them is voting for Obama in November!

Posted by: Raykon W Bush at September 24, 2010 05:48 PM (JNigo)

689 Cockodile Dumb-me

Posted by: Movie Preview Guy at September 24, 2010 05:49 PM (HOwqb)

690 Out of Cock

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 24, 2010 05:49 PM (1nsEG)

691 @730: don't mind me!  Sit right down!

Posted by: COCK at September 24, 2010 05:49 PM (tJjm/)

692 Phallus in Wonderland

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2010 05:49 PM (ffV1/)

693

It's puzzling why so many geeks and nerds have trouble having relationships with members of the opposite sex.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 24, 2010 09:45 PM (rurh0)

We have a new large google campus here in Kirkland and I drove by it yesterday after work and the people standing at the bus stop looked just like the one's in that gay fight video ace posted the other day.

I swear it was the same crowd.

Posted by: robtr at September 24, 2010 05:49 PM (fwSHf)

694 The Spy Who Loved Cock


Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at September 24, 2010 05:50 PM (UYJNK)

695 Valley of the Cocks

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 24, 2010 05:50 PM (1nsEG)

696 Barack Obama IS Mario Lanza in the hilarious romp through Chicago politics... Seven Bribes For Seven Brothas

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 05:50 PM (AZGON)

697 Penis the Menace

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2010 05:50 PM (ffV1/)

698 Jimmy Joe and Greg's ass star in...

Tore-up! Tore-up! Tore-up!

Posted by: Movie Preview Guy at September 24, 2010 05:51 PM (HOwqb)

699 716 703 An American Cock in London

and this is exactly why I come to AoSHQ - it's a "smart military blog" which, on any random day in any random news thread, one is likely to find endless amounts of cock jokes LOL

Posted by: chemjeff at September 24, 2010 09:46 PM (E97ku)


Aye, lad, you'll get a bellyful here!

Posted by: Scottish Cocksman at September 24, 2010 05:51 PM (tJjm/)

700 Nosferatucock

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 24, 2010 05:51 PM (1nsEG)

701

Phallus in Wonderland

Shoulda put on yer GWAR sock for that one.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2010 05:52 PM (oW8Mx)

702 Alexandercock

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 24, 2010 05:52 PM (1nsEG)

703 Acockolypse Now

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2010 05:52 PM (ffV1/)

704 Cock of the Titans

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:53 PM (HjxoE)

705 Gigicock

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 24, 2010 05:53 PM (1nsEG)

706 That's no ordinary cock!  I tell you, that is a vicious monster!  It's a KILLER COCK, it is!  It has a Great Big Head and Giant Balls and it will tear your head off with its barbed foreskin!!

Posted by: Timothy at September 24, 2010 05:53 PM (tJjm/)

707 School of Cock

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at September 24, 2010 05:53 PM (UYJNK)

708 Jimmy Joe and Greg's ass star in... Tore-up! Tore-up! Tore-up! Don't forget the remake from Michael Bay, Pearl Necklace Hard-on.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 05:53 PM (AZGON)

709

Zombie Cary Grant stars in:

Arsenic and Old Cock

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2010 05:53 PM (2g2ex)

710

One cock in the hand is better than two in the bush

Unless we're talking about our troll George W. Bush, who definately thinks that two cocks in him are much better.

Posted by: Lee (in KY) at September 24, 2010 05:53 PM (7y9kL)

711 Cock on the Cock Cock

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 24, 2010 05:54 PM (1nsEG)

712 Phallus in Wonderland Mammygoogler!

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 05:54 PM (AZGON)

713 You all are feeling a bit cocky tonight.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 24, 2010 05:54 PM (c0A3e)

714 Cockalypse Now!

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 24, 2010 05:54 PM (Q6pci)

715 Escape from New Cock

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:54 PM (HjxoE)

716

Zombie Ed Woods writes, directs, and produces the cinematographic masterpiece:

Plan Cock From Outer Space

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2010 05:55 PM (2g2ex)

717 HELP! HELP! Come See the Violence Inherent in the Penis!  HELP!

Posted by: Bloody Peasant at September 24, 2010 05:55 PM (tJjm/)

718 Cock-tail

Posted by: g at September 24, 2010 05:55 PM (gU6mL)

719 Connsssss will you please pay attention to me? The lonliness hurts. It hurts, cons.

Posted by: Raykon W Bush at September 24, 2010 05:55 PM (JNigo)

720 "Fill your hands, you son of a bitch" takes on a whole new meaning now.  Thanks, Rooster Cockburn.

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at September 24, 2010 05:56 PM (UYJNK)

721 Martin, it's all psychological. You yell barracuda, everybody says, "Huh? What?" You yell cock, we've got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July.

Posted by: Mayor Vaughn at September 24, 2010 05:56 PM (AZGON)

722 Tinker, Taylor, Sailor, Cock

Posted by: Bloody Peasant at September 24, 2010 05:56 PM (tJjm/)

723 Black Cock Down

That's racist...

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at September 24, 2010 05:56 PM (UYJNK)

724 Silence of the Cocks

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 24, 2010 05:56 PM (HjxoE)

725 Wheel of Cock

Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at September 24, 2010 05:57 PM (5I0Yr)

726 ..... dont forget that great mob movie..... Good Phallus

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2010 05:57 PM (ffV1/)

727 Sometime the cock go away.  Sometime the cock didn't go away.

Posted by: Quint Also at September 24, 2010 05:57 PM (1nsEG)

728 All The President's Cocks

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 24, 2010 05:57 PM (Q6pci)

729 The cock has a black eyes eye, lifeless eyes eye, like a doll's eyes eye.

Posted by: quint at September 24, 2010 09:54 PM (S5YRY)

Better?

Posted by: one-eyed wonder worm at September 24, 2010 05:57 PM (HOwqb)

730 Silence of the Cocks Or perhaps, "Silence of the Lambskin."

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 05:57 PM (AZGON)

731

Zombies Humphrey Bogart and Katharine Hepburn in:

The African Cock Queen

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2010 05:57 PM (2g2ex)

732 May the Cock be with you.

Posted by: Obi-Won-Cockobi at September 24, 2010 05:58 PM (HjxoE)

733 Come on Chief, this isn't no boy scout picnic. See ya' got ya' rubbers! [Quint laughs wildly]

Posted by: Quint at September 24, 2010 05:58 PM (AZGON)

734 The Cocks of Navarone

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at September 24, 2010 05:58 PM (UYJNK)

735

780 Silence of the Cocks

Or perhaps, "Silence of the Lambskin."

 

Or perhaps, "Silence of the Foreskin"

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2010 05:59 PM (2g2ex)

736 Where have all the COCKS gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the COCKS gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the COCKS gone?
Girls have picked them every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?


Posted by: the 57th state at September 24, 2010 05:59 PM (5Z/WH)

737 I love the smell of cock in the morning!

Posted by: Lt. Col. Bill Kilcock at September 24, 2010 05:59 PM (HjxoE)

738 In Like Cock

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 24, 2010 05:59 PM (1nsEG)

739 This may be the first time I've ever said this, but a new post can't come any too soon....

Any cob loggers listening?

Posted by: MrScribbler at September 24, 2010 05:59 PM (Ulu3i)

740 Cock, James Cock.

Posted by: James Cock at September 24, 2010 05:59 PM (HjxoE)

741

Zombie Frank Murtha and John Kerry in....

 

Full Metal Cocksucker....

Posted by: CanaDave at September 24, 2010 06:00 PM (qcuYN)

742 I'm pleased and happy to repeat the news that we have, in fact, caught and killed a large cock that supposedly injured some bathers. But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the beaches are open and people are having a wonderful time. Amity, as you know, means "asstown".

Posted by: Mayor Vaughn at September 24, 2010 06:00 PM (AZGON)

743

Zombie John Holmes in:

Honey, I Shrunk The Cock

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2010 06:00 PM (2g2ex)

744 Peter Sellers and Tracy Reed in...

A Shot in the Mouth

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at September 24, 2010 06:00 PM (UYJNK)

745 The Cock of Monte Cristo

Posted by: Lee (in KY) at September 24, 2010 06:00 PM (7y9kL)

746 782 May the Cock be with in you.

Posted by: Obi-Won-Cockobi at September 24, 2010 09:58 PM (HjxoE)



Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 06:01 PM (tJjm/)

747 I am big! It's the cocks that got small.

Posted by: Norma Desmond at September 24, 2010 06:01 PM (HjxoE)

748 A Tail of Two Cocks

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 06:02 PM (tJjm/)

749 That's some bad cock, Harry.

Posted by: Chief Brody at September 24, 2010 06:02 PM (HjxoE)

750 [On radio] Your husband's all right, Mrs. Brody. He's fishing. He's just caught a couple of strippers. We'll bring 'em in for dinner. We won't be long, we haven't seen anything yet. Over and out.

Posted by: Quint at September 24, 2010 06:02 PM (AZGON)

751 John Boehner's C-o-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c--c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-k!

Posted by: The New York Times at September 24, 2010 06:02 PM (YPivX)

752 You're gonna need a bigger cock.

Posted by: Brody at September 24, 2010 06:02 PM (1nsEG)

753 Matthew Broderick and Reese Witherspoon in...

Erection

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at September 24, 2010 06:02 PM (UYJNK)

754 798 I am big! It's the cocks that got small.

Posted by: Norma Desmond at September 24, 2010 10:01 PM (HjxoE)


Hmmm....

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 06:02 PM (tJjm/)

755 Mister DeMille, I'm ready for my cock now!

Posted by: Norma Desmond at September 24, 2010 06:03 PM (tJjm/)

756

Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong in:

Up In Cock

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2010 06:03 PM (2g2ex)

757 Sorry folks. She is an idiot, I've met her. I don't believe for a second that this career political ladder climber is on the level with anyone. I hate her as much as Reid and have for years. I am having a really hard time trying to defend her. I live in NV and at one time said I would vote for a potted plant before Reid, I just never thought the Repubicans here would actually run someone dumber that one. If this stupid bitch is the best we can produce then we deserve to loose. Don't for a second call me a troll. I'm farther right than almost any of you. I simply will sit this one out and have my hands clean when the bullets start flying. I didn't vote for her in the primaries and 99% possibly won't vote for her in the general. Sorry, my state failed the nation.

Posted by: mydemonsdriveon at September 24, 2010 06:03 PM (MCrdT)

758 "You know how to cock, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."

Posted by: Marie "Slim" Browning at September 24, 2010 06:03 PM (HjxoE)

759 Slumcock Millionaire

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 24, 2010 06:03 PM (Q6pci)

760 [to Brody] 'Scuse me. You know those eight cocks in the man's tail out there? Well, none of 'em are gonna make it out of the whorehouse alive.

Posted by: Hooper at September 24, 2010 06:04 PM (AZGON)

761 The Boondock Cocks

Posted by: Norma Desmond at September 24, 2010 06:04 PM (tJjm/)

762 MDD, go to the polling place and cock.

Posted by: Brody at September 24, 2010 06:05 PM (1nsEG)

763

How ya like them apples?

I got her number - how ya like them apples?

Posted by: Matt fuckn Damon at September 24, 2010 06:05 PM (5Z/WH)

764 Cocks, we don't need no stinkin' cocks!

Posted by: Gold Hat at September 24, 2010 06:05 PM (HjxoE)

765

Rachel Ward and Jeff Bridges in:

Against All Cocks

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2010 06:05 PM (2g2ex)

766 "If this stupid bitch is the best we can produce then we deserve to loose. Don't for a second call me a troll. " Troll.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 24, 2010 06:05 PM (Q6pci)

767 Wo bist das Genghis oder der Meatloaf?

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at September 24, 2010 06:05 PM (23kaI)

768

i see that the freedom of speech only applies to rethugicans now

nice

Posted by: navycopjoe on a m17xr2 at September 24, 2010 06:05 PM (gg4j2)

769 mydemonsdriveon at September 24, 2010 10:03 PM (MCrdT)

It's okay, you aren't the worst state out there.

Posted by: The state that shall not be named at September 24, 2010 06:05 PM (ZXnUe)

770 Keep fucking that cock!

Posted by: That News Anchor at September 24, 2010 06:06 PM (tJjm/)

771 I simply will sit this one out Think of me as your armchair. With a cockeyed leg.

Posted by: Jimmy Joe under the table at September 24, 2010 06:06 PM (AZGON)

772 Average Joe?
No, A native High mountain desert redneck from nowhere nevada, just go ahead and fuck with me.

Posted by: mydemonsdriveon at September 24, 2010 06:06 PM (MCrdT)

773 N'vermind

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at September 24, 2010 06:06 PM (23kaI)

774 You had me at "cock".

Posted by: Dorothy Boyd at September 24, 2010 06:07 PM (HjxoE)

775 the progression of the comments is a sight to behold..

Posted by: Dave C at September 24, 2010 06:07 PM (4uhuW)

776 "The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of my cock."

Posted by: Darth Vader at September 24, 2010 06:07 PM (UYJNK)

777

Cocky Horror Picture Show

*sniff......goldamn you guys make me proud

Posted by: beedubya at September 24, 2010 06:07 PM (AnTyA)

778 It's okay, you aren't the worst state out there.
Thank you.

Posted by: mydemonsdriveon at September 24, 2010 06:07 PM (MCrdT)

779 Anymore of this, and I'm fucking the whole lot of you!

Posted by: "Fat" Dick Cheney at September 24, 2010 06:08 PM (tJjm/)

780

whoa!!

a troll!!!  hit it with a stick!!  hit it hit it

Posted by: navycopjoe on a m17xr2 at September 24, 2010 06:08 PM (gg4j2)

781 The communists always liked the unions, and the unions like the communists. I got no fucking use for either one.

Posted by: maddogg at September 24, 2010 06:08 PM (bUVSX)

782

829 the progression of the comments is a sight to behold.

Apparently it's the cock that counts.

Posted by: the 57th state at September 24, 2010 06:09 PM (5Z/WH)

783 *sniff......goldamn you guys make me proud Take a looksee at 571.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2010 06:09 PM (ffV1/)

784 Posted by: mydemonsdriveon at September 24, 2010 10:03 PM (MCrdT) There's a concern troll that knows his audience..

Posted by: Dave C at September 24, 2010 06:09 PM (4uhuW)

785 It's okay, you aren't the worst state out there. That would be the state that begins with "C" and ends with "Lownifornia."

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 06:09 PM (AZGON)

786 We are heading towards 1k ace has brought us into his fold?

Posted by: George W Bush at September 24, 2010 06:09 PM (JNigo)

787

Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Kiera Knightly, with Chow Yun-Fat and Geoffrey Rush in Walt Disney's:

Pirates of the Carribbean - At Cock's End

 

 

 

 

 

Too far?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2010 06:09 PM (2g2ex)

788 Cool looking dystopian vampire show on TNT, I Am Legend.

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 24, 2010 06:10 PM (1nsEG)

789  I didn't vote for her in the primaries and 99% possibly won't vote for her in the general. Sorry, my state failed the nation.

Posted by: mydemonsdriveon at September 24, 2010 10:03 PM (MCrdT)

Thanks for that. I will pass it along that your state is so fucked up you are unable to take care of yourselves and warn people to stear clear of Nevada.

Posted by: robtr at September 24, 2010 06:10 PM (fwSHf)

790

 The communists always liked the unions, and the unions like the communists. I got no fucking use for either one.

Ahem - we're talking about cocks here.

Posted by: the cock at September 24, 2010 06:10 PM (5Z/WH)

791 *sniff......goldamn you guys make me proud Take a looksee at 571. Or 413, tooting my own horn.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 06:10 PM (AZGON)

792 Really folks she has been in state politics for years. It brings a tear to my eye to think the nevada repubs did this to the nation. She won't win she never has really. Reid coudn't have asked for a greater godsend except that other dumb bitch that ran in the primaries, Lowden.

Posted by: mydemonsdriveon at September 24, 2010 06:11 PM (MCrdT)

793 This might not be Ace of Cocks but people here know a good meme when it slaps them between the eyes..

Posted by: Dave C at September 24, 2010 06:11 PM (4uhuW)

794 Or 413, tooting my own horn. RFLMAO..... missed that one. OK.... you win. (high fives George)

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2010 06:12 PM (ffV1/)

795 Posted by: robtr Careful, this feller's a high plains drifter type of troll, and likely doesn't take kindly to strangers meddlin' in his business while he's speaking his piece.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 24, 2010 06:13 PM (Q6pci)

796 Really folks she has been in state politics for years. It brings a tear to my eye to think the nevada repubs did this to the nation. She won't win she never has really. Reid coudn't have asked for a greater godsend except that other dumb bitch that ran in the primaries, Lowden. Posted by: mydemonsdriveon at September 24, 2010 10:11 PM (MCrdT) Damn boy, with a few more like you, we could have won the War of Northern Aggression. That's the fighting spirit we need.

Posted by: Zombie Robert E. Lee at September 24, 2010 06:14 PM (4uhuW)

797

Thanks for that. I will pass it along that your state is so fucked up you are unable to take care of yourselves and warn people to stear clear of Nevada.

Thanks, do that, we don't need anyone else here. I won't vote for stupid regardless of which party they claim to be from.

Posted by: mydemonsdriveon at September 24, 2010 06:14 PM (MCrdT)

798 Soylent Green is COCK

Posted by: beedubya at September 24, 2010 06:14 PM (AnTyA)

799 Cons, she is a religious raving lunatic.

Posted by: George W Bush at September 24, 2010 06:15 PM (JNigo)

800 @854 ROTFL After all, Soylent is something you eat...

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2010 06:15 PM (AZGON)

801 Col. Nathan Dress-up: You can't handle the cock! Son, we live in a world that has balls, and those balls have to be gargled by men with tongues. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinerberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom! You weep for San Francisco and you curse the she-males. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that San Francisco's existence, while tragic, serviced many guys. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, services many guys! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on those balls! You need me on those balls! We use words like "boner", "cock", "schlong". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent servicing something. You use them as a punchline! I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who pitches a tent under the blanket of the very freebies that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "Thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you suck on a weiner, or sit on a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!Jimmy (Joe): Did you blow that Red Cock?Dress-up: I did the job that—-Jimmy: Did you blow that Red Cock?!Dress-up: You're goddamn right I did!!

Posted by: A Few Good Cocks at September 24, 2010 06:16 PM (HOwqb)

802 SPAM is COCK!

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 06:16 PM (tJjm/)

803 South Carolina gameCOCKS

Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2010 06:18 PM (49Atq)

804 Thread's over men.  Wormer Genghis dropped the ONT.

Posted by: Count "D-Day" de Monet at September 24, 2010 06:18 PM (2g2ex)

805 Do you feel cock?  Well, do ya, punk?

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 24, 2010 06:18 PM (1nsEG)

806 O/T:  OMG Renee Ellners just owned owned Anderson Cooper.....she was amazing....just amazing...

And since she asked him if he was anti religion after the interview...big baby anderson imported Bruce Feller....a smug smirking asshole to say that he was right....

He said that the Vatican was a Victory church....and his religion expert of course came in to say he was right....but then again the issue wasn't about this at all...

He claims it is all on politico

This ellners was fabulous....she didn't allow him to railroad her....

Posted by: curious at September 24, 2010 06:23 PM (p302b)

807 Mr. Anderson, It seems that you've been living two lives. One life, you're Thomas A. Anderson, program writer for a respectable software company. You have a social security number, pay your taxes, and you... help your landlady carry out her garbage. The other life is lived in back alleys, where you suck cock for ten bucks and go by the alias "Cocksucker" and carry virtually every known and some unknown disease out there. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not.

Posted by: Agent CockSmith at September 24, 2010 06:24 PM (4uhuW)

808 Careful, this feller's a high plains drifter type of troll, and likely doesn't take kindly to strangers meddlin' in his business while he's speaking his piece.

I like that, that's pretty cool. Off to have a cigar. "High plains drifter troll". I'll accept that label.

Posted by: mydemonsdriveon at September 24, 2010 06:24 PM (MCrdT)

809 Cons, how can you believe in the great imaginary being?

Posted by: George W Bush at September 24, 2010 06:25 PM (JNigo)

810 Well played, stuiec @ 561

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 24, 2010 06:29 PM (mHQ7T)

811

union members ibew, bac members,teamsters ,Labor. Seiu-   afl cio, in Nevada suck  , cuz i know they do.

you forgot your humble upbringing, a typical guy or gal, you sold out, to be owned by your leaders, lock stock an barrel. you espouse party lies you are so owned and are to stupid to Get it..so you could say you had the bigger home  and the best toys win.. you party on the graves of the real common man, working at mcDonalds, or the man that worked his butt off to give you A Job. You cannot take 20 minutes to think anything through,  you beat up hapless victims in the name of UNION goon. Be Proud, Be Un American.

OWN GM, Own Chrysler, Yeah be proud bastids, yeah i remember the days you  might think twice about your conduct, NO More, now you applaud the raping of america as long as YOUR party is doing it. and YOU are rewarded.

GTH

my 2 cents

Posted by: willow at September 24, 2010 06:29 PM (8fK1n)

812 Cons, how can you believe in the great imaginary being?

Posted by: George W Bush at September 24, 2010 10:25 PM (JNigo)

If by "imaginary being," you mean your cock.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 24, 2010 06:30 PM (mHQ7T)

813 Cons, how can you believe in the great imaginary being? Posted by: George W Bush at September 24, 2010 10:25 PM (JNigo) You mean Obama the moderate?

Posted by: Dave C at September 24, 2010 06:31 PM (4uhuW)

814 I mean your imaginary God. Please release him from my back.

Posted by: George W Bush at September 24, 2010 06:33 PM (JNigo)

815 The issue really is that Harry is such a pompous ass that he had to answer his questions on a giant screen like he's in some sci fi film and that she, knowing this, was gracious enough to go in person to address the voters.

The issue is why do we accept bad behavior from dems/libs and not from republicans/conservatives?

Posted by: curious at September 24, 2010 06:35 PM (p302b)

816 870 I mean your imaginary God. Please release him from my back. First of all, you retard.. If he was imaginary, you wouldn't feel anything.. But since you are feeling something, wouldn't that imply something is pressing up against you? Maybe Pat Cadells cock?

Posted by: Dave C at September 24, 2010 06:35 PM (4uhuW)

817 Raykon, Jimmy Joe, Greg and the trolls in...

The Men Who Stare At Cock

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 24, 2010 06:36 PM (mHQ7T)

818  We are the ones we have been waiting for.


*and other idiotic shit that libtards lap up*


Posted by: Barack Obama at September 24, 2010 06:38 PM (wFMDa)

819 Four Promising Republican Congressman...

The Young Cocks.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 24, 2010 06:38 PM (tJjm/)

820 The Oscar for Best Foreign Film goes to the trolls in...

Picnic at Hanging Cock

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 24, 2010 06:39 PM (mHQ7T)

821 Raykon, Jimmy Joe, Greg and the trolls in... The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert imdb.com/title/tt0109045/

Posted by: Dave C at September 24, 2010 06:39 PM (4uhuW)

822  Sometimes I hear the voice of Allah loud and clear.

Other times he uses my Teleprompter.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 24, 2010 06:40 PM (wFMDa)

823 Raykon, Jimmy Joe, Greg and the trolls form a band called: The Revolting Cocks.

Posted by: Dave C at September 24, 2010 06:41 PM (4uhuW)

824 Cons, how can you believe in the great imaginary being?

That you can't produce a scientific proof it does not exist is enough for many people. 


Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 24, 2010 06:41 PM (queTE)

825  Shovel Ready.

Shovel Ready.

Shovel Ready.

BWAHHAHAHAHHAAA!

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 24, 2010 06:43 PM (wFMDa)

826  
  Cons, how can you believe in the great imaginary being?

Cons believe in me?

What the...?

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 24, 2010 06:45 PM (wFMDa)

827 Do you idiots realize how senseless you are?

Your God is gold and his name is mammon...

Posted by: George W Bush at September 24, 2010 06:45 PM (JNigo)

828 Despite all I said above. I've thought about it. I will vote for her. If for nothing beyond shutting y'all up. My wife, My mom and dad, my three brothers, my whole extended family. I will not be able to convince them to though. So be prepared for another 6 years of Reid, a man who won against an unknown in 2004 by a mere 435 votes and started out this cycle with a generic defeat of 19 points. If she wins I will appear again on the ONT for my ass kicking and y'all can flame me til I shoot myself. Deal???

Posted by: mydemonsdriveon at September 24, 2010 06:46 PM (MCrdT)

829 Good move, MDD.  You don't really have a choice.  You're voting against the worst person in the universe.  It's not about her; it's about him.

Posted by: Gandalf at September 24, 2010 06:49 PM (1nsEG)

830   Do you idiots libtards realize how senseless you are?

Your God is Marx and his name is mammon Barry....


Fix it.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 24, 2010 06:50 PM (wFMDa)

831

Oh, and cock.

Posted by: Gandalf at September 24, 2010 06:50 PM (1nsEG)

832 Your God is gold and his name is mammon... Posted by: George W Bush at September 24, 2010 10:45 PM (JNigo) Over 800 comments all about cocks and you come up with "Your God is gold"? How fucking stupid are you? Anyone else would have thought we loved the cock. (And I do, my own, I mean. At the end of the day, all a man has left is his word and his cock)

Posted by: Dave C at September 24, 2010 06:50 PM (4uhuW)

833 As I wrote and posted that the Fireworks started at the Harley dealership by my house in Toontown NV. Entirely too cool.

Posted by: mydemonsdriveon at September 24, 2010 06:51 PM (MCrdT)

834   At the end of the day, all a man has left is his word and his cock


Oh you tease!

Posted by: Bawny of the Fwanks at September 24, 2010 06:52 PM (wFMDa)

835

"Cons, how can you believe in the great imaginary being?"

Obama?

Posted by: Log Cabin at September 24, 2010 06:54 PM (slOv8)

836 FUKEN AWESOME!!!!!!!! I wish my city would put on a show that good for the 4th....

Posted by: mydemonsdriveon at September 24, 2010 06:56 PM (MCrdT)

837

Whoopi Goldberg in

The Cock Purple

Posted by: Log Cabin at September 24, 2010 06:57 PM (slOv8)

838 I can't stop smiling. God has spoken Vote for Angle. I'm a convert.....

Posted by: mydemonsdriveon at September 24, 2010 06:58 PM (MCrdT)

839 MDD, this is all Dean Heller's fault for being a pussy.

Cock.

Posted by: schizoid at September 24, 2010 06:59 PM (W+O9k)

840 736 730 You moronic simple cons are done in politics and in life. Lose your God, He is a loser.
Posted by: George W Bush at September 24, 2010 09:48 PM (JNigo)

Um, you capitalized He.  Like a believer would.  That's odd.

Posted by: fozzy at September 24, 2010 07:00 PM (lPLCj)

841 Fuck the ONT.  This is where I can hang loose!

Posted by: The Cock at September 24, 2010 07:00 PM (tJjm/)

842 I went to school with Dean, had a trans rebuilt at his dads shop when I was 16, he's way cool beyond cool. My buddy worked for his racing teams mechanic crew. Dean should have ran instead of Angle he'd be a shoe in. I'd be on here every night pitching for him.

Posted by: mydemonsdriveon at September 24, 2010 07:04 PM (MCrdT)

843 Now I'm wondering why he didn't..... eyeing that other shithead we have in the Senates seat?????????????????

Posted by: mydemonsdriveon at September 24, 2010 07:06 PM (MCrdT)

844 Yeah, and then Angle could've run for Heller's seat, instead of one that's above her pay grade.

Posted by: schizoid at September 24, 2010 07:06 PM (W+O9k)

845 I guess we'll find out in two years eh? I'm smelling a rat in the drain though. Might have to make a few calls on this one. I'm a little more buried in NV politics then I'm letting on, I'll see what I can dig up.

Posted by: mydemonsdriveon at September 24, 2010 07:10 PM (MCrdT)

846 900 Now I'm wondering why he didn't..... eyeing that other shithead we have in the Senates seat?????????????????

I don't get it either.

Posted by: schizoid at September 24, 2010 07:10 PM (W+O9k)

847

If you think about it Reid is cleverly matched. He is a thieving  dumb son of a bitch that thinks its OK to spend other peoples money.

Angle knows that isn't right and is asking the good people of Nevada to vote for her. Since the meltdown, half of Nevada just about has lost their job and is in large part gone. Leaving Las Vegas is not just a movie. The people who lied to get a home loan are gone...they're not there to vote for Reid. The only question is did enough of them leave the state?

Posted by: torabora at September 24, 2010 07:21 PM (m87ca)

848 "What? Are you kidding???"

Now my brother thinks I'm stupid. Such is the game in Casino controlled Nevada.

Posted by: mydemonsdriveon at September 24, 2010 07:22 PM (MCrdT)

849 905 "What? Are you kidding???"

Now my brother thinks I'm stupid. Such is the game in Casino controlled Nevada.

Tell him we need our own crazy to balance out the left wing crazies already in the senate.

Posted by: schizoid at September 24, 2010 07:43 PM (W+O9k)

850 That's what leftist fucks do.  They did it when I was in law school in the late 80's/early 90's.  They shout down speech they don't like and don't want others to be persuaded by.  Thing is, if conservattives did it to them, it'd be all over the news.  Ewok these fucks.

Posted by: Slade at September 24, 2010 07:55 PM (VEqa1)

851

These insolent dunder headed libertine progressive stoids have now idea whose now entered their arena . . . a few million tea party folks.

Get us a Republican majority and we will get these folks inside the administration prosecuted under the full force of the law. 

 

 

Posted by: journolist at September 24, 2010 08:14 PM (O/NP5)

852 Ewoks are too subtle... There are items from the table of elements which when melded together with an eye for craftsmanship create a perfect 44 wt. aluminum Baseball bat with a molybdenum sweet spot that (with proper stance and a swing brought from above shoulder level while pushing off with the back foot) can drive portions of the common union cantaloupe distances exceeding the outer reaches of a convention center parking lot. Back to my tractor.........

Posted by: Farmer Hawk at September 24, 2010 08:27 PM (mRgtm)

853 Mr. Chekov, fire all cocks!

Posted by: Captain James T. Cock at September 24, 2010 08:36 PM (imD7p)

854 That's LORD Cock, captain!

Posted by: lord cock of izar at September 24, 2010 09:29 PM (oLT/p)

855 If she wins I will appear again on the ONT for my ass kicking and y'all can flame me til I shoot myself. Deal???

Why would anyone make a deal with a liar and a Dingy Harry Reid supporter?

You and yours haven't kept any promises you've ever made. Not a one. You are pathetic stinking liars. Your family is a bunch of pathetic stinking liars.

Angle will win, and you will never be seen again. You run away, just as you ran away from the house you lied to purchase, just like you ran away from the job that required you to work, and just like you ran away from the girl you lied to and knocked up.

Do you understand? No one believes welfare liberals like you here. No one thinks you can do anything other than lie, just like your precious Harry Reid.

Posted by: North Dallas Thirty at September 24, 2010 11:52 PM (Jo6Tx)

856 terrible, just terrible almost as bad as the 2 black men in PA one of whom had a wooden stick. No wonder that guy punched a lafy in the face, I mean who wouldn't ?
?

Posted by: belzebub's burp at September 25, 2010 12:29 AM (0YS61)

857 Jimmy Joe stars in...

YOU'VE GOT COCK

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 25, 2010 04:19 AM (mHQ7T)

858 Your God is gold cock and his name is mammon mammoth...
Posted by: George W Bush at September 24, 2010 10:45 PM (JNigo)


Stupid troll. This thread is all about cock.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 25, 2010 04:25 AM (mHQ7T)

859 Union thugs sucking on their doobies again. No wonder Chrysler went bankrupt with these fools trying to build decent cars --- A near impossibility.

Posted by: tarpon at September 25, 2010 04:49 AM (g0QB8)

860 Unfortunately for Harry, none of this changes the unemployment rate in Nevada.  There are plenty of people grateful for all the extra time on their hands who will probaby show up at the polling place to thank Harry and blame George Bush for their situation.  Or not.

What, you say things were better before the Democrats took control of Congress?  You are a traitor and a racist and don't appreciate good healthcare.

Get out and vote for Harry.  Maybe he'll schedule that vote on the tax cut extension if you kiss his shoes.

 

Posted by: MarkD at September 25, 2010 04:52 AM (YhZfg)

861
Come ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross,
To see a fine lady upon a white horse.
With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes...
...That seems to be all. Where's the rest of her clothes?

Posted by: Golem14 at September 25, 2010 05:32 AM (2X8VA)

862

You moronic simple cons are done in politics and in life. Lose your God, He is a loser.

Says the guy that's going to overdose on Xanax on November 3rd.

ROTFLMAO, and so forth.

Posted by: VJay at September 25, 2010 05:37 AM (Q/RCp)

863 I'd like to see Chris Chrisite monitor this debate instead of that limp wrist FruitLoop.

Posted by: Moron at September 25, 2010 09:53 AM (sKOpo)

864

Sometimes you feel like a cock

Sometimes you don't

Big Chris Christy's got balls

Harry Reid don't

Posted by: Moron at September 25, 2010 10:06 AM (sKOpo)

865 At least Sharon Angle's son repeated kindergarten and continued on to the first grade. That's more than be said for these union asssholes, who get how much an hour to grow fatter and dumber?

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 25, 2010 10:34 AM (mHQ7T)

866 I haven't read all the comments (late to the party). But what nobody has yet put together is that when the Libtards lose the elections, they'll lose their minds like in 2001.  But that just means there will probably be many who lose their jobs due to the insanity.   More hobos == better hunting!  Epic win all around.    

Posted by: Concerned Mental Health Professional and Amateur Hobo Hunter at September 25, 2010 11:04 AM (UOcNk)

867 Where is security?   This would never be allowed to happen at a Harry Reid interview.  Naturally, people opposed to Reid don't act like children because Conservatives actually have ideas to run on rather than needing the thuggery needed when failed ideas continue to be presented.  

Ah well, what do you expect from the same party that brought you Steven Colbert in Character to testify before congress.   They mock themselves as much as they mock their opposition.  

Posted by: The Clash at September 25, 2010 11:08 AM (nEq2J)

868 Beyond Thunder Cock

...
too late?

Posted by: baddad at September 25, 2010 01:26 PM (P2NCA)

869

you degenerates REALLY need a new hobby (ha ha ha)
just because Greg wants to be the cock of the walk... (or was that take a cock on the walk..??)

I was about to call #60 the thread winner and then I had to wade through miles of cock-ca to get down here to the comment editor. I lost track somewhere around 150 snarks back... too funny guys.

Oh yeah, thanks Greg! If it wasn't for guys like you keeping these morons occupied at their keyboards they'd be hanging out the windows annoying our women folks and alarming the kids. Please come back and play again Greg.

Posted by: chuck in st paul at September 25, 2010 02:44 PM (adr25)

870 So, here we are on the fence-line of the post and look what we have here!!!!! A JEN-u-WINE 929 haji spore trail! Looks like we'll have to glass this area early morn. next couple of days. Hell if the wind stays right and the nights keep cooling down, may get lay a bead on one of these critters copy-paste...copy-paste

Posted by: Farmer Hawk at September 26, 2010 02:10 PM (mRgtm)

871

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Posted by: sam at September 28, 2010 09:11 PM (FZxR+)

872

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Posted by: sam at September 28, 2010 09:11 PM (FZxR+)

873

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Posted by: sam at September 28, 2010 09:12 PM (FZxR+)

874

 

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Posted by: sam at September 28, 2010 09:12 PM (FZxR+)

875

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Posted by: sam at September 28, 2010 09:14 PM (6eU61)

876 There are certainly a lot of details like that to take into consideration. Designer handbag

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