1 Can the Democrats run him for governor?

They can, sure. For reason's lots.

2 First!

3 Dammit.

4 Lightweight

5
Robert Bobb?

Seriously?

Robert Bobb.

Robert Bobb?

6

"I feel bad for him because he probably felt that it was something she would probably like or she got humor out of it."

Yah, he feeling of his would be the problem.

7 No, he shouldn't quit.  It's perfectly acceptable to touch yourself in front of females.  /sarc  I wonder if Rev. Murray would feel the same if it was his wife or daughter.

8 "On many occasions, I have asked him not to touch himself," she wrote in the letter dated Wednesday.

He'll use the Blondie defense.

9 He took it out?

10 Um, ditto.

11
speaking of Alvin Greene...

Laura Ingraham had him on this morning and she tried so so hard to make him sound like a normal person I think she worked up a sweat doing it.

If Chauncy Gardner had a black retarded brother, it would be Alvin Greene.

12 The penis... is *out*?! The penis is *out*??!!

13 Sounds like a good candidate to replace O'Dumbo in the white house. One can't read and write the other reads real well but don't understand squat. Between them they have a less than perfect 2nd grade education.

14 Who is watch the dog, indeed.

15 Maybe little Mathis needed air?

My guess is he will be forced to resign, and then sue under that ADA for discrimination. He obviously has some disorder that deserves special consideration. Everybody does.

16 The really sad thing about the mess in Detroit is not the mess in Detroit. Detroit has been getting billions in financial assistance for this kind of crap from the federal government (i.e. us) for decades.

This is WHY the Dems created the department of education to begin with and why we need a self-respecting Republican congress and president to get rid of it and ALL federal payments to urban areas.

If it wasn't for the federal tit these worthless areas would have collapsed long ago and would have recovered by now.

Detroit is THE prime showcase for Democrat socialism and how well it works.

17 Okay, I have just coined a term I am proud of: "Person of Stupid." I will be using this a lot.

18 Detroit? What province is that in?

19 "Person of Stupid."

Cromulent.

20 Speaking of a president with his hands full

WASHINGTON - A majority of states saw their unemployment rates drop in May. But the widespread declines were mainly because people gave up work searches and were no longer counted.

Recovery summer!

21 "He then re-zipped and unzipped his pants again; again placing the hand with the handkerchief inside the zipper area; this time moving his hand as if to be masturbating in front of me,"

In his defense, board meetings are often tedious affairs.

22

Person of Stupid."

Sorry.  Initials already reserved.

23 In his defense, board meetings are often tedious affairs.

If I were Otis, I would have made a sandwich to pass the time, but I was missing some "white bread"...

24

"President Mathis continued to fondle his genital area for approximately 20 minutes, or the entire time I was talking," Gueyser wrote. "At one point, I lifted some papers from my binder above my eyes to separate my peripheral view in order to avoid watching his activity."

"He then re-zipped and unzipped his pants again; again placing the hand with the handkerchief inside the zipper area; this time moving his hand as if to be masturbating in front of me," Gueyser wrote.]

I'm trying to count the number of times I have touched myself in-front of Women (in public that I didn't really know) and I'm not coming up with a number.

25 "Some of Mathis' colleagues say the allegations were out of character for the long-time community activist in Southwest Detroit."

So THAT'S what a community organizer does....

26 I'm trying to count the number of times I have touched myself in-front of Women (in public that I didn't really know) and I'm not coming up with a number. Posted by: Jim in San Diego at June 18, 2010 07:27 PM (oIp16) Ya know female prison guards don't count?

27 "...placing the hand with the handkerchief inside the zipper area" a head cold?

28 Person of Stupid is my new favorite thing.

29 This is the Reverend David Murray who thinks maybe Mathis was just fondling himself for a laugh.  He may just have a few problems of his own.

30 See, now, if he'd played a recorder (flute) while he had it out and made like a snake charmer, that would've been funny!  And no woman who laughs is going to report you for a hostile workplace -- I mean, how can it be hostile if you're laughing?

31 #24  I'm trying to count the number of times I have touched myself in-front of Women (in public that I didn't really know) and I'm not coming up with a number.

And furthermore, why didn't Superintendent Teresa Gueyser stop Otis from his happy-hands routine when it first started!  She called this behavior Otis' "usual habit", so obviously it's being going on for some time...

32 You're all a bunch of racists

33 My lawyer is a specialist in this area of the law.

34 Ya know female prison guards don't count?

Posted by: nevergiveup at June 18, 2010 07:29 PM (U5btG)

Bunk!

Actually, it's "cell" then "bunk".

35
Proof  the democrats have failed black people, once again.

36
pulick edukashun.

37 I don't want
Anybody else,
When I think about me
I touch myself...
Ooohhh
Ooohhh
Ooohhh

38
Last week in the gym I was walking by the row of shower stalls (which have opaque glass doors on them for complete privacy) to get to the lockers and some little pervert was standing at the threshold with the door open washing himself in the weirdest most perverted way possible.

39
mizspeled edukayshun.  edukayshun.

40 I'm trying to count the number of times I have touched myself in-front of Women (in public that I didn't really know) and I'm not coming up with a number.

As a woman you don't really know, I thank you for that.

41 Damn you runningrn, stop infecting me with your blog germs!

42

MATHIS:  Hehe, you act like you've never seen one of these before.

GUEYSER:  Well, I have, just never one so small.

43 I wonder what job in the Obama administration this guy is up for?

44 And furthermore, why didn't Superintendent Teresa Gueyser stop Otis from his happy-hands routine when it first started!  She called this behavior Otis' "usual habit", so obviously it's being going on for some time...

Posted by: Ted Kennedy (tweeting from the 9th Circle of Hell) at June 18, 2010 07:31 PM (c0A3e)

Yeah, that's the other part I was wondering about. I mean, if it just happened once, you could say hey, "I was was huffing glue, it won't happen again". After it happens a dozen or more times, you have to believe that a pattern might be developing.

45

"Board Vice President Anthony Adams today released a two-page letter from Superintendent Teresa Gueyser accusing Mathis of touching himself during a recent meeting. She called it his 'usual habit' during one-on-one meetings. She said she tries to ignore it."

Oh, so now we're gonna hate on a brother for multi-tasking?  My, my, we really do live in a racist society.

46 8 I think it was the DeVinyls, not Blondie.

47 What's wrong with gabbing your junk between pitches? Does Otis Mathis bat .308?

48

 O/T  @ Drudge.

Dmitry Medvedev, the Russian president, said Moscow was bidding to help lead efforts to build a new world economic order after the old system collapsed in the global financial crisis.

Opening RussiaÂ’s annual economic forum in St Petersburg where hundreds of global chief executives have flocked, Mr Medvedev said the renewed interest in Russia this year was a sign of a changing world in which the institutions of the western-dominated world order had had their day amid thousands of corporate defaults and the threat of sovereign defaults

“What had seemed untouchable has collapsed. The bubbles that created the illusion of flourishing economies have burst,” Mr Medvedev said

EDITORÂ’S CHOICE Economic woes bring Russia and EU closer

“What had seemed untouchable has collapsed

49 Wonder if he got his position because he was the cream of the DPS crop. Now that's a scary thought.

50 We have to reach out a hand to the masturbators.

51

He could always say he was practicing monkey steals the peach.

 

52 "...washing himself in the weirdest most perverted way possible." It involved a finger & plastic bath poof, didn't it?

53

Yeah, that's the other part I was wondering about. I mean, if it just happened once, you could say hey, "I was was huffing glue, it won't happen again". After it happens a dozen or more times, you have to believe that a pattern might be developing.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at June 18, 2010 07:36 PM (oIp16)

Yeah, but you know how it is.  The first time you see him doing it, you wonder if he's really doing what you think he's doing, and you decide he can't possibly be.  The second time you see him doing it, you think, well, maybe he doesn't realize he's doing it, so you give him the benefit of the doubt.  And the third time, you realize that he's doing it deliberately, but you think, well, if I speak up now, it'll just seem hypocritical that I didn't say anything those other two times.

54 48 They ain't doing so well themselves.

55 o/t ish
I had a long conversation with an old-timer from down south about Gov. Christie this morning. He was giggling at the thought of Christie being thrown out of office by an angry mob or unionistas. This guy has 11 grandchildren, and they go to schools with 70% dropout rates and 10% college advancement, and he stands with the Unions.

A BBW (grandmother 40ish) overhead and was vibrating in agreement with what i was saying.  (My usual rant about 25K per student in NJ for failed schools.)

56 Hi Otis!11!!!!1!!1

57

Mathis is a dope.

I've met a man or two like this, i believe they think it's a turn on, NOT .

health problem?

new health issue found :  lack of hand to penis control.

 

58 Somebody take some Obama money from the stash he give us. I got a place to go tonight

Another kid got shot, got to call the amberlamps

59

MATHIS:  Hehe, you act like you've never seen one of these before.

GUEYSER:  Well, I have, just never one so small.

Posted by: Henny Youngman at June 18, 2010 07:34 PM (QKKT0)

GUYSER: Oh, it's just like a penis!  Only way, way smaller!

60 46 Actually, the DiVinyls Which Blondie then covered.

61

health problem?

new health issue found :  lack of hand to penis control.

Posted by: willow at June 18, 2010 07:43 PM (7FgWm)

You'd kind of hope that his health issue was a testicular rupture caused by a sudden case of pointy-toed ladies' shoe.

62

Can the Democrats run him for governor?

When will the dems run him for governor.

63

http://www.hourdetroit.com/galleries/450 /13800-TeresaGueyserRobertFicano.jpg

not exactly fappable (remove space after 450).  Otis is one sick puppy

64  This guy has 11 grandchildren, and they go to schools with 70% dropout rates and 10% college advancement, and he stands with the Unions.

You don't need no college to get a job with SEIU.

65 The first time you see him doing it,

As a long time manager and executive in private business, The FIRST time you see it you tell him to get his hands out of his pants. Period.

Then you write him up and sit him down with an HR rep and explain that that behavior is unacceptable and now it is documented. If he was exposed, I am sure I could get the OK from the lawyer to fire him. If he did not expose It may be a close call.

The problem is, now anyone who saw him will sue for "hostile work environment" and the financial exposure will multiply

66 "Which Blondie then covered." Blondie never covered that song. It's some kind of weird internet rumor.

67 Wiki insists that Blondie never covered the song. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Touch_Myself But it's Wiki. Could the Web be wrong?

68 My great grandfather (Wales Martindale) was superintendent of the Detroit Public Schools.  Someone ought to hook a belt from his coffin to a generator. We are talking megawatts.   IYKWIMAITTYD.

69

And speaking of mildly retarded black men in trouble for inappropriate expressions of unwanted sexuality . . .

I'm obviously not Ann's biggest fan, but damn that was a funny line she used.

70 You don't need no college to get a job with SEIU.

good point. or he could become a community organizer.

71 67 Wiki insists that Blondie never covered the song.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Touch_Myself

But it's Wiki.

Could the Web be wrong?

Posted by: PKO Strany at June 18, 2010 07:49 PM (RJOgX)

Blondie never covered that song, neither did Deborah Harry.

72 Not deficient just different, right?  I'm going to email him and tell him how stupid he sounds.  Then i'm going to tell him you're not an african-american if i'm not european-american.  PC can kiss my lilly white ass!

73 Can the Dems run him for gov ??? Well The repubs ran Bush so I sez why not ?

74 The Mayor of Hartford, CT has just resigned after being convicted.  Let us play a game of "Guess That Party."

75 So? Whats da probblim?

76

I'm trying to count the number of times I have touched myself in-front of Women (in public that I didn't really know) and I'm not coming up with a number.

Me neither; I've lost count.

77 And a swing and a miss from the troll!

78 Posted by: PKO Strany at June 18, 2010 07:49 PM (RJOgX) It's kinda like those people who attribute Nick Gilder's songs to Joan Jett.

79 Posted by: Michael Collins

Shine box.  You. Some assembly required.

80 Hey didn't the President of the Detroit Board of ED take a sabbatical to ref in the World Cup?

81

stueic,  I'm not a psychologist, but i assume this is how He gets His thrill on.

yes to pointy toe shoe.

82 77 And a swing and a miss from the troll person of stupid!

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 18, 2010 07:53 PM (c0A3e)

FIFY

83

#17 Ace:  I saw that and thought "Oh, I am so stealing that one."

 

You will get recognition/acknowledgement.  From time to time.

Really.

84 When the collapse comes this is where it will originate. The inmates are in charge of the asylums in these urban areas and when the government is no longer able to finance their never-ending party they will collapse.

When what little is available in the local markets runs out these inmates will commence burning the city down and heading for the suburbs. In the States like MI the government will refuse to call out the National Guard and the inner suburbs will quickly collapse.

The rest of the State will see this and the guns will come out and the blood will flow.  It will spread like wildfire across the country.

85 disregard.  I can't email hing.  mo'fucka resigned due to health to the motha fuckin' reasons.

86 74 The Mayor of Hartford, CT has just resigned after being convicted.  Let us play a game of "Guess That Party."

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 18, 2010 07:53 PM (ZESU0)

"Perez is a one-time gang leader who escaped an impoverished childhood to become Hartford's first Latino mayor."

Diversity: Celebrate it!

87

This guy is merely following Clinton's example. At least he didn't drop his pants and tell her to kiss it.

If he gets fired by Detroit scholls maybe there will be a job for him in the NFL.

88 oh God! LOL "And speaking of mildly retarded black men in trouble for inappropriate expressions of unwanted sexuality..."

89

Clearly Mr. Mathis is such a dedicated leader that he won't break from his demanding schedule even to rub one out.

We could all take a lesson in work ethic from Otis Mathis.

90 while we're on the subject on hand to penile co-ordination,  guys please don't rearange your junk in public.

91 A great pick for "Morality Czar" -- rewriting the draconian sex, drug and hygiene  laws that have kept the jazz scene underground for too long.

92 Exhibit 103,271 in the case Conservatives vs. John McCain.

The defendant is charged with being a total whore who will tell you whatever he thinks you want to hear when he's running for election.

Who is a racist xenophobe now, John?

93 Michael Collins - troll A Person of Stupid in need of mocking

FIFY.

94

while we're on the subject on hand to penile co-ordination,  guys please don't rearange your junk in public.

Geez, next thing you be telling us we have to sit down to pee when we're relieving ourselves on the sidewalk.

95 My great grandfather (Wales Martindale) was superintendent of the Detroit Public Schools.  Someone ought to hook a belt from his coffin to a generator. We are talking megawatts.   IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at June 18, 2010 07:49 PM (nlRuk)

Is Wink your Dad?

96

well weird thread.

sorry for his kids and stuff. and the women that had to deal with the crap.

nite

97 I liked CAT 5 sub-moron myself. 

98
Um.  Yes, er, no. 

99 Affirmative Action not just for people of colors.

100

People, people, you're all missing the important piece in this sorry tale. Forget about Miss Teresa witnessing the man surreptitiously milking his lizard. The question of the moment is: WHAT IS OTIS'S ROW????

 

101 "When what little is available in the local markets runs out these inmates will commence burning the city down and heading for the suburbs. In the States like MI the government will refuse to call out the National Guard and the inner suburbs will quickly collapse.

The rest of the State will see this and the guns will come out and the blood will flow.  It will spread like wildfire across the country.
Posted by: Vic"

Can't happen soon enough.  And once it starts, we might as well go ahead and hose the rest of the shit outta the primate house this country is turning into and set things back on the right track.

102 Oh stewardess, I speak jive.

103
Words of wisdom to live by:

You get bad job.
You get bad wife.
You die.

Beer your only friend.

104

People, people, you're all missing the important piece in this sorry tale. Forget about Miss Teresa witnessing the man surreptitiously milking his lizard. The question of the moment is: WHAT IS OTIS'S ROW????

Posted by: kallisto at June 18, 2010 08:11 PM (+FkcS)

Which just shows how deeply stupid this guy is -- because all he needed to do when his e-mails became public was to blame them on his iPhone's autotype feature.

105
It's Friday and that means I see dead people.
On this weekend's docket is...

Fats Domino
Gene Hackman
Robert Byrd
Liza Minelli

106
Alvin Greene for Secretary of State replacing Sir Rodham Cankles.

107 Dark and lonely on a summer's night.
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
Watchdog barking. Do he bite?
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
Slip in his window. Break his neck.
Then his house I start to wreck.
Got no reason. What the heck?
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
C-I-L my land lord!

108 Who is a racist xenophobe now, John?

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 18, 2010 08:02 PM (ZESU0)

Somebody oughta make him pick lettuce around Yuma -- for the entire season.

109 Man, I can't wait for that new GOP House majority. Those guys will really clean house when it comes to education. They're so studly, you know.

110 Icky. 

It's stories like these that make me react with "men are pigs," but I know that's not fair. 

111 'Scuse me, while I whip this out.

112 On his report card it said, "Plays well with himself."

113 Sacred honor demands that I confess having had an inappropriate physical relationship with Otis Mathis's junk.

114

The problem is, now anyone who saw him will sue for "hostile work environment" and the financial exposure will multiply

 

you're assuming that everyone blames the gun manufacturer, not the bitch that 'asked' for your money

115

Otis Mathis for President! He may have been jerking off, but at least he knew what he's doing at something, which makes him an improvement over the present incumbent.

Simulcast for our persons of stupid: "Otis be da man! He knew what he doin', make him mo' bettah than da otha mofo. For real. And he talk good to."

116
while we're on the subject on hand to penile co-ordination,  guys please don't rearange your junk in public.

Posted by: willow at June 18, 2010 08:00 PM (7FgWm)

Thank you for reiterating Miss Manners no-touch in public admonition.  I follow her advise, and only seek assistance from good looking women with large hooter's.  It's a worthy compromise that satisfies the dick repositioning necessity.

117

I'm gonna get me a shotgun
and kill all the whities I seeeeeee,
gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see.

When I kill all the whities I see, then whitey he won't bother me!
Gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see!

Then I'll get a white woman who's wearing a navy blue sweater...

118

It's stories like these that make me react with "men are pigs," but I know that's not fair. 

Yeah.  If a woman did this in front of a male coworker, he'd at least show some courtesy by offering to help.

119

Let the Otis Mathis story be a lesson to us all: Under no circumstances are we to grab chips out of a bowl in the company break room. No helping ourselves to the candy in the little bowl on the receptionist's desk. None of us knows where our co-workers' hands have been! (And somehow I get the impression that Sir Otis is not a habitual hand-washer.)

I already wash my hands ten times a day at work. This little saga is going to turn me into a full-tilt compulsive.

120 He.  Took.  It.
_{*pfhehh, pfhehh*}
Out.

121 me flunk English?  That's unpossible!

122 When I be being a Senator, I fix this shit. 

These brothers are my friends, and I'll be looking after them, if they comes down here and votes for me.

Seriously, my vote count will define stupid.  I be getting 38% cause I talk with a Negro dialect.  You got a problem with dumb?

Acorn?  Get your ass down here, I be's the nominee and all yous got to do is get them to votes two or three times themselfs , like in Ohio.

I win!

Peace out!

123

I already wash my hands ten times a day at work. This little saga is going to turn me into a full-tilt compulsive

Turn you?

124 He was trying to get into a school play and she was at the door. She said, "I asked for your ticket, not your stub."

125 It's stories like these that make me react with "men are pigs," but I know that's not fair. Posted by: Y-not at June 18, 2010 08:17 PM (Kn9r7) Hey that's exactly what I tell my 2 daughters. And when they ask me how I am so sure, I tell em that I was one once.

126

Yeah,
Here comes Otis.

Now Otis Mathis was a cretin.
He lived by his self in Detroit.
He Presidented the school board for a livin'.
His row was be dumb as a stump.
The Internet blogs gonna get you Otis
It ain't natural being a Person of Stupid!

Now everybody blamed his old man.
For makin him play trouser snake.
When Otis Mathis was a boy his Daddy would tell him to masturbate.
Put a handkerchief in his hand and stick it in his pants.
Masturbatin' in the Detroit school board.

About four or five minutes northwest of Windsor, Ontario
Lived a man called Doc Mathis and his pretty wife Hanna.
Well they raised up a son who could play with hisself non-stop,
Taught him to plug his fly with a cloth.
Called him Otis Mathis.

127

No, not there yet. If I get to 20 times or more, then I worry.

Don't you wash your hands before and after you eat? There's four right there.

128 OK, with the way this thread is going, I will just take the initiative and denounce myself.

129
I was working at an ad agency in Atlanta years ago, and one Saturday was walking down the street to my car (because the shitty agency wouldn't pay my garage parking even when I was having to put in weekends).  It was a nice, sunny afternoon, and a pasty-faced white dude pulled up near me to "ask directions".  Needless to say, I innocently gave him directions and he thanked me and drove off.

A minute later, as I approached my car, he pulled up closer to me and asked me again for directions.  This time I saw what he was "doing" and had the hard-assed presence of mind to say, "My.  That looks like a penis.  Only smaller." 

He left in a hurry.

130
Dear Alvin,

I wants you to be on the Maury Povich show and prove you ain't the father of baby Alvin.  I know it be you cause I only be humpin' you and a couple other mens, but little Alvin look just like you, and that be da truf.

131

Oh, I say! What a phantasmagorically humorous bon mot regarding those most unfortunate pieces of electronic post that I, to my enormous and unending chagrin, mistakenly authored.  Verily, my personage has been properly placed on the pillory for all and sundry to mock most vociferously, and, it would appear, I am destined to be the well-deserved target for much japery.

Well played, good sir.  Well played, indeed.

132 @130
golf clap

133 He left in a hurry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2010 08:26 PM (UOM4

If he'd opened his trenchcoat, you could have said, "You call THAT a lining?"

134 Don't freak, y'all! I gots the sitchyashum in hand! Y'all said get a grip! Well, I be grippin'n'grinnin' now. Peace out.

135 I don't see what's so strange.  Otis was just working through the sex-ed curriculum for 3rd graders.  He wanted to be current on what was being taught.  Jocelyn Elders sent her congratulations to Otis for setting a sterling example.

I think that teaching 6 year olds about homosexuality is far more offensive, and that is public, known policy that the Indonesian Imbecile ran on.  America didn't seem to mind.

This is the nation we now live in.

136

It was a nice, sunny afternoon, and a pasty-faced white dude pulled up near me to "ask directions".

"I know how to work a full size one but I hope that one came with a manual."

Bada-boom. http://tinyurl.com/2qr8dv

137

@133 golf clap

Nah, you can't get any kind of clap doing that.

138 Person of Stupid from the Party of Stupid.  Stupid is as stupid does.

139

He left in a hurry.

D'oh,   good one.  thanks for the giggle

 

140 If he'd opened his trenchcoat, you could have said, "You call THAT a lining?"

Heh!

I wore my raincoat for the first time in years a couple of months ago.  The lining wasn't buttoned into it, but I didn't notice when I donned it.  When I removed the coat, the lining stayed but I didn't notice.  It looked like a long robe/vest like the orangutan costumes from Planet of the Apes.

141 Mathis is clearly a disciple of the great Dr Joceylyn Elders....

Otis Junior just needed some fresh air!

142

@133 golf clap

Nah, you can't get any kind of clap doing that.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 18, 2010 08:30 PM (0wk5J)

But, speaking of golf, maybe he was trying to shave a few strokes off his game?

143 At least both these guys are Americans. Seriously.

144 I think that teaching 6 year olds about homosexuality is far more offensive, and that is public, known policy that the Indonesian Imbecile ran on.  America didn't seem to mind.

Fuck, p.o.p., why split hairs?

The cocksucker voted twice against Illinois' BAIPA.  He is cool with murdering infants.

145 I wore my raincoat for the first time in years a couple of months ago.  The lining wasn't buttoned into it, but I didn't notice when I donned it.  When I removed the coat, the lining stayed but I didn't notice.  It looked like a long robe/vest like the orangutan costumes from Planet of the Apes.

Posted by: MikeO at June 18, 2010 08:32 PM (lBmZl)

Have you worn just the lining since?  It could be the start of a new trend!

146

@Jane - you were pretty quick on the draw.

The last time a public masturbator drew a bead on me, I anticipated what the sorry shit was doing, so I asked a guy walking into the bank to escort me to my car. (the jerker-offer was standing next to my vehicle, I could see the pumping motion of his arm although his junk portion was obscured. As you know, the goal is to see the shock and fear on the woman's face when she realizes what is occurring.)

The stranger who helped me out happened to have some impressive tattoos, and was no featherweight. He wasn't someone to mess with. When the public pud-puller saw him approaching, he quickly withdrew his hands to THE TOP OF HIS HEAD like the perp that he was.

Vermin scum of the earth.

147

@84: "When the collapse comes this is where it will originate. The inmates are in charge of the asylums in these urban areas and when the government is no longer able to finance their never-ending party they will collapse.

When what little is available in the local markets runs out these inmates will commence burning the city down and heading for the suburbs. In the States like MI the government will refuse to call out the National Guard and the inner suburbs will quickly collapse.

The rest of the State will see this and the guns will come out and the blood will flow.  It will spread like wildfire across the country. "

Well, hopefully those of you in the more rural areas who survive it will remember to raise a small obelisk to commemorate those of us who died in the cities trying to help decent folks escape/survive.

148

@143 But, speaking of golf, maybe he was trying to shave a few strokes off his game?

He shaved too? Kinky.

149 I have asked him not to touch himself

I, wanting to believe most are reasonable people, expected this to be a case of too frequently grabbing a handful of itchy balls in inappropriate ball scratching company. I was soooooo wrong.

150

Person of Stupid from the Party of Stupid.  Stupid is as stupid does.

 

who got called out for disqualifying a BJ as sex?....great Job, Bill, great job   now, go f yourself...you'll be needing a hand, won't you. or a mouth, and a dress.  

151 He is cool with murdering infants.

And, by the magic of transitivity, so is everyone who voted for him.

152 kallisto, if I hadn't been in such a shitty mood that afternoon, I no doubt would have freaked.  The guy looked like a weasel.  Probably couldn't get it up for a month.  I despise freaks like that.

153 I made the bad decision once to volunteer for a suicide hotline. (No, I have no idea why- it was 25 years ago and I don't remember.) Masterbators every single call. The city pays for a "suicide hotline" and is actually just financing masterbators.

154

At least both these guys are Americans. Seriously.

Makes a patriot proud, too.

At least they have birth certificates. Can't read 'em, but they've got 'em.

155 "Don't you wash your hands before and after you eat? There's four right there." Wait. 1 + 1 = ? wait. 1 + 1 + ? wait.

156

Posted by: "Long" Johnny Wadd at June 18, 2010 08:32 PM (Ulu3i)

Dinah Washington's hit, "Long John Blues":   I've got a dentist who's over seven feet tall
Yes I've got a dentist who's over seven feet tall
Long John they call him, and he answers every call

Well I went to Long Johns office and told him the pain was killin'
Yes I went to Long Johns office and told him the pain was killin'
He told me not to worry, that my cavity just needed fillin'

He said "when I start drillin', I'll have to give you novocaine"
He said, "Yes, when I start drillin', I'll have to give you novocaine
Cause ev'ry woman just can't stand the pain"

He took out his trusted drill
And he told me to open wide
He said he wouldn't hurt me
But he'd fill my hole inside
Long John, Long John, you've got that golden touch
You thrill me when you drill me, and I need you very much

When he got through, he said "Baby that will cost you ten"
Yes when he got through, he said "Baby that will cost you ten
Six months from now, come back and see me again"

Say you're supposed to see your dentist
'Bout twice a year, that's right
But I think I feel it bobbin'
Yes I'll go back there tonight
Long John, Long John, don't ever move away
Say I hope I keep on achin' so I can see you every day.

157

@93: "Exhibit 103,271 in the case Conservatives vs. John McCain.

The defendant is charged with being a total whore who will tell you whatever he thinks you want to hear when he's running for election.

Who is a racist xenophobe now, John?"

Somebody tell that dipshit to get fucked.

158

The school board president should be fired for his conduct. It also disgusts me that some on the board are dismissing perversion as being funny. You don't do certain things in public, especially when you're a leader.

 

 

_{/OT: Not so fast...BP confusion as to who's controlling Gulf response}

159
"Person of Stupid"

I'm so going to steal that.

160 Wait. 1 + 1 = ? wait. 1 + 1 + ? wait.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 18, 2010 08:39 PM (wd0Iq)

1 + 1?  How many hands YOU got?

161 Fuck, p.o.p., why split hairs?

The cocksucker voted twice against Illinois' BAIPA.  He is cool with murdering infants.

Posted by: MikeO at June 18, 2010 08:34 PM (lBmZl)

I was just restricting my references to Indonesian insanity to school and sex-ed, keeping in sync with Otis and his acting out of what they are teaching the kids in his schools. 

But, you are right.  That baby killing position was far, far worse.  And America didn't mind that, either.

162 We're so boned...

163 After my divorce years ago, I began getting really scary, pervy phone calls when I'd get home at night.  I'm convinced my psycho ex put someone up to it.  Guy described what I'd worn to work, etc.  I freaked out, cried, hung up, etc.  I'm sure now the perv must have gotten off on it.

The freak who stopped me in Atlanta just pissed me off.

164

Joanie-

two hand washings at breakfast and two at lunch. That makes four, unless you've sat in on Otis Mathis' math class, then it's whatever the DPS control.

165
Who can forget the masturbation scene in Fast Times at Ridgemont High with Phoebe Cates?

166

@116: "Otis Mathis for President! He may have been jerking off, but at least he knew what he's doing at something, which makes him an improvement over the present incumbent."

Hell, if he was any good at it, he might have actually produced something, too.  Plus, the janitor probably got to clean it up, so 1 job saved/created.

167 But, you are right.  That baby killing position was far, far worse.  And America didn't mind that, either.

And that is why, when SHTF, I will not hesitate to do what needs to be done.

168 Who am you?

169 By the way, on most all the conservative blogs I've been reading, everyone is cheerleading Alvin Greene.  Have people forgotten he's up on charges for what he did with the USC freshman?  Jeebus.  It's all fun and games until it's your daughter away at college with a perv showing her pics of his junk.

That being said, I also think Alvin is a tad "special" or something.  Which makes him a perfect democrat.

170 "two hand washings at breakfast and two at lunch." See, I only eat lunch at work, thus the bad math. You'll be happy to know that I'm the ONLY person in the office lunchroom who washes their hands before eating. Dirty dirty monkeys.

171 Posted by: Flossy Mae at June 18, 2010 08:26 PM (v1gw3)

Flossy Mae, you slut, I seems to be remembering that you were on the rag when I did you from behind. 

Is your kid a lawyer?

OK, maybe its mine.

172 168
Who can forget the masturbation scene in Fast Times at Ridgemont High with Phoebe Cates?

Posted by: Fish at June 18, 2010 08:43 PM (v1gw3)

Was Phoebe Cates ever in a movie when she didn't take her top off?

173

@156: "I made the bad decision once to volunteer for a suicide hotline. (No, I have no idea why- it was 25 years ago and I don't remember.) Masterbators every single call."

Maybe you just have a sexy voice?

174

!76: "Was Phoebe Cates ever in a movie when she didn't take her top off?"

Gremlins, Gremlins 2, and, though I never saw it, I'd wager probably not in Princess Caraboo, either.

175 "I made the bad decision once to volunteer for a suicide hotline" Did you use the code name "Gidget" or "Gandhi"?

176

Was Phoebe Cates ever in a movie when she didn't take her top off?

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at June 18, 2010 08:47 PM (oIp16)

Don't know the answer, but for a chick with small breasts, she captivated many an  impressionable young man.  She has aged well.

177 178

!76: "Was Phoebe Cates ever in a movie when she didn't take her top off?"

Gremlins, Gremlins 2, and, though I never saw it, I'd wager probably not in Princess Caraboo, either.

Drop Dead Fred.

178
eff Detroit, last day of my vacation I am getting hammered.

179 Mebbe Otis figgered, "If Iron Man can do it, why can't I??"

http://tinyurl.com/3253vdr

180

Female Board Member:  Who you gonna please with that thang?

Mathis: Myse'f.

181 I wonder what job in the Obama administration this guy is up for?

Posted by: nevergiveup at June 18, 2010 07:35 PM (U5btG)

No doubt there's a seat open next to Ray Nagin on that "clean up New Orleans' Oil" gang.

182

@171 Who am you?

No, no. The correct form: "Who you be?"

183
Otis Mathis would be a good fit with Safe Schools Czar Kevin Jennings. 

184
AP - "Detroit School Board President Chokes Chicken, Hungary Children Fed"

185 156 I made the bad decision once to volunteer for a suicide hotline.

I was going thru a rough patch a while back, and got so depressed that I called a Suicide Hotline.  Dude with a middle eastern accent answered the phone...

He got real excited when he found out I have a Class A CDL and offered me a job...

*(rimshot)*

186 Any of you morons need a job?

187 O/T:  maybe this is why the congress critters were so pissy.  Wonder if this was shared with Barton or Bachman:  "The Briton was quoted by the Times of London suggesting that Americans were particularly likely to file bogus claims"

188

Funniest hand/crotch moment ever?  Probably the kangaroo who got caught on tv standing on the green and scratching his balls during the Austrialian Open or whatever golf tournament it was down in Oz.  Just listening to the commentators laughing about it was pretty damn amusing.

http://tinyurl.com/2c5q5p5

189
Need a job?

Not when I gets a check from the Obama stash.  I sit around all day drinking MD 20/20, smokin' blunts, and ho hoppin'.  Don't need no job.

190

@191: "There are thousands of Female supplies in this website"

To be honest, you went in a very different direction than I was expecting with that one......

191 190 Any of you morons need a job?
Posted by: HeatherRadish

I hereby declare my candidacy for Republican Senator for the State of Missouri against Claire McCaskill...

Gimme my gubmint job, you jugeared fuck...

192

@187 Otis Mathis would be a good fit with Safe Schools Czar Kevin Jennings. 

Nah. Probably rattle around in Kevin's squeakhole, which has seen more tube laid than the Alaska pipeline.

193 OT but Ace if you're reading this John Mulaney is on Comedy Central right now.  I think he's the guy that did the Law and Order jokes you linked to. 

194 o/T:  geez there's always something

195 "The Briton was quoted by the Times of London suggesting that Americans were particularly likely to file bogus claims"

Yeah, Americans never sign up for free "disaster relief" they don't qualify for.  Someone feel free to put us some knowledge on Katrina fraud.


Obama stash! Obama stash!

196

Haha - THIS ought to be fun to watch.

Feminists vs. Race-baiters. I say we put them in a pit with my dogs and shoot the winner.

197 @57  health problem?

Yep, he experienced several mini-strokes.

Bah-dum...

198 199 Curious: Thought this article would interest you. Apparently, it isn't so cut-&-dry as was reported.

199

Haha - THIS ought to be fun to watch.

Feminists vs. Race-baiters. I say we put them in a pit with my dogs and shoot the winner.

Posted by: Michael Vick

Mike, I know you are a cock-holster of the first order, but why shoot the dogs??  Tearin' shit up is what dogs do...

200 Any wonder why they graduate (?) stupid kids in Deeetroit.

201 So. I have no problem with the word retard/tard. Partly because I have lots of friends and family who have worked in special education for years. And boy, did I hear some inappropriate jokes as a kid. Now, granted, these jokes were being told by people "of the community" as it were. [just as a paleskin meep cannot be dropping all sorts of ethnic epithets outside the Irish Mafia]... but I was 10. So how was I supposed to know? Anyway, it always cracks me up that the same people who go on about everyone having the same potential to be a rocket scientist 1. will not shut up about their high IQ/Harvard degree 2. can't do math for shit. And why can't the mentally-challenged havfe representation, too?

202 Someone feel free to put us some knowledge on Katrina fraud.

Obama stash! Obama stash!
Posted by: HeatherRadish

Before The Ol' Lady fired my ass from one of the motels she runs, I was at the front desk one day, in late 2007, when this 9th ward fuckstick slapped down a LA Non-Drivers License,and said, "Gimme a room and I ain't payin' shit cuz I's here from Katrina an' da' gubmint gonna pay for it.."

I threw the card back in his face and told him, "You got 5 seconds to get the fuck outta here before I pick your skinny, crackhead ass up and throw you into traffic..."

I guess he didn't need a room all that bad...

203 Mmm, extra f. Can't we all have a little extra f in our lives? In any case, my grandma taught special ed middle school classes. My grandpa taught retarded adults after he retired as a forester. My aunt and uncle have managed group homes for retarded adults. And I've met some of my relatives' students [once I led one of my grandma's classes.... when I was 6. Her students were 10 years older than I was, and I could read far better. I could answer "Why?" questions, which was one of the crucial cognitive deficiencies I noted. and I learned the distinction between "educable retarded" and "trainable retarded" which were the professional terms at the time.] And then there's my children, who have some issues, too. It does get to be a bit daunting to try to train various people not to touch themselves inappropriately in public. The lesson is more difficult for some. Just like calculus.... not everybody learns it. And I will leave it at that.

204

#96 stuiec:  No, my dad is not 'wink'.

But I was not kidding about the comment I placed:  yes, my great grandfather was superintendent of the Detroit Public Schools over a hundred years ago; and yes - I suspect that if you hooked up a belt from his coffin to a generator the RPM's would result in megawatts being generated.

205 1) Public pud-pullers, two words: Pepper Spray

2) Otis' career gives a whole new meaning to The Peter Principle

206 Hey, I'm from Michigan, and I'm still trying to wrap my mind around the fact that a large city in Michigan, yup, Detroit, can decide that they don't need to plow snow off city streets. Why anyone still lives in that hellhole is beyond me.

207 Okay, the snowplow thing goes back years. But I still recall seeing a michigan news program showing a video of a seventy something black guy shoveling the snow on the ROAD in front of his house, because a previous Detroit mayor, Coleman Young, had decided that not plowing city streets would be a neato way to solve problems. For those of you in the south and Los Angeles area, snow in Michigan is a problem. You don't want to live in a city run by imbeciles who decide it doesn't have to be plowed. In a nutshell, the city and school systems of Detroit are run by people who are stupid, stupid, stupid. Just ask Rep. Conyers about his genius of a wife.

208 Hmmmmm.

Who is the Master!?

Sho'Nuff!

209 Notice in the article the picture of the lovely, modern education building, complete with a dopey sculpture in the atrium--nothing but the best for the kids bureaucrats--with the crony pervert illiterate president presiding over all of it.

Our tax dollars at work.

210 I hate dealing with DPS. They only care about big numbers, never watching threat (long live TPS!). Crowd control? Hah! Whats that? Its all about AOE with them. A special pox upon the huntards.

211
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