1 Heart attacks don't hurt Cheney. They only make him more angry.

2

He could kick Chuck Norris's ass.

 

3

I won't say it

4 I hope he has a quick recovery so he can resume kicking liberal asses on a daily basis.

5 Imagine the amount of blood it takes to pump up the THUNDER  COCK.

I am impressed it's lasted this long.

6 We can talk about my LVAD later, but first, you will all blow me!

7 The libs are going to crap their pants when they find out that Cheney is now bionic and - probably - immortal.

8 Guess we know who's tougher now

9 Heart attacks are the only thing that help Cheney relax.

10 Just give him a bionic heart already forchrissakes.

11 The doctors originally tried to do a graft of tissue from his WarCock, but no scalpel of mere steel could cut it.

12 Darth Cheney is the Higgs Boson particle.  

(Thoughts and prayers to the Man and his family!)

13 Yes, each time you have a heart attack part of the tissue is damaged.  It is called congestive heart failure. When it reaches the latter stages like this you can probably start counting your days.

I would fear to read the liberal threads right now.

 

14

This won't win many friends but Bush and Cheney weren't exactly real big on the constitution either.  Two more globalists, just not at the breakneck speed that Obambi is taking us there.

But that was okay 'cause they were..

Republicans? -- At war?

Anyone who would trade liberty for safety deserves neither.

15 Congestive heart failure isn't as scary as it sounds. Yes, it is very serious, however, you can live quite a long time with it.

Also, I'm sure the newly implanted gadget will help tons.

Get will soon Mr. VP!

16 It's all those progs sticking needles in their Cheney voodoo dolls.

17 that being said, good health to ya mr. vp

18 /Speaking from beyond the grave in a Nevada obituary printed in Tuesday’s Review-Journal, “We believe that Mom would say she was mortified to have taken a large role in the election of Harry Reid to U.S. Congress. Let the record show Charlotte was displeased with his work. Please, in lieu of flowers, vote for another more worthy candidate.”

 

19 One of my favorite posts is still the "10 ways that Dick Cheney can kill you".

20 Teh Darth has a cybernetic heart now.  Toss in the legs, helmet and the James Earl Jones voice and moonbats and jihadis will be pissing themselves for another eon.

We salute you, our half-reconstructed Dark Lord.

21 Cheney should just go with the cyborg look.

22 Thank God the people 'authorizing' and 'investigating' BP's work in the Gulf aren't in charge of his health care.

23 No matter how many times I say it, Big Swing'n Dick Cheney never get's old.

24

So good to see your handle 'shibooms'!! Hope you and all the old guard around here are well.  I sure miss not being able to go to the comments thingy on break and lunch anymore.  Doesn't seem to be quite what it was a few months ago though.  Tell Monty, runningrn, nam grunt and the rest hi for me.

25

OT: UK tells Hillary to take her waiver and shove it http://yhoo.it/a2A1xG

NEW YORK – The British government is refusing to allow an American Indian lacrosse team to travel to England using passports issued by the Iroquois Confederacy. The decision was announced hours after the U.S. cleared the team for travel on a one-time waiver at the behest of Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton.

26 When it reaches the latter stages like this you can probably start counting your days.
Posted by: Vic

Did you see George Schultz on tv the other night? He looks as if he's been on baby blood transfusions to avoid the aging process. People with that kind of money connections can buy some undo time.

27 With all the work done in there over the years, it seems more like "Heart Suffers Cheney Attack"

28 No more treatment for you, old man.  You're too old and sick.

29
Cheney debates like no other.

30 14:

What parts of the Constitution did they subvert, precisely ?  What part(s) of "liberty" did they throw away ?  And what's with the "globalist" label ? 

"Isolationist Conservative" is just as much an oxymoron as "Compassionate Conservative."  

My Voight-Kampf says "Paulbot detected."

31 Did you see George Schultz on tv the other night? He looks as if he's been on baby blood transfusions to avoid the aging process. People with that kind of money connections can buy some undo time.

Posted by: maverick muse at July 14, 2010 06:28 PM (H+LJc)

I told Dick we could just upload his consciousness into an ED-209, but he didn't want to look like a pansy.

32 Best of luck, Darth!

33 Posted by: teej tard at July 14, 2010 06:22 PM (o10P7)

Fixed.

Good luck, Mr. Vice President.

34 Prayers to Cheney and his family-I shudder to think what the liberals are saying-no-class, bottom-dwelling churls.

35 Cheney can, will, and must outlast all those liberal weenies who despise him.  Maybe knowing how much he torments them keeps him young?

36 Keep hangin', Dick.

37 Cheney is just getting a tune-up so he can spend a season in the wheelhouse of the Cornelia Marie.

38 Congestive heart failure isn't as scary as it sounds. Yes, it is very serious, however, you can live quite a long time with it.

If it has reached the stages where they are installing devices and looking a potential transplant yes it is very serious. It is likely that he has been going through this already for quite some time.

39 He's just having heart attacks for fun now.

40 This won't win many friends but Bush and Cheney weren't exactly real big on the constitution either.  Two more globalists, just not at the breakneck speed that Obambi is taking us there.

Based on the timeliness of your comment, you wish to stab the man in the heart while he is down then? Yes? You're an asshole. No? Then STFU.

41
And then there is Liz: great Cheney mind, with boobs!

42

Please Mr. Cheny, recover so you can take teej on a hunting trip.

(And I really, really mean that sincerely...)

43 <i>Dick Cheney ... has been fitted with a left ventricular assist device (LVAD)...</i>

They got that wrong...  It should read, "The left ventricular assist device was fitted with a Dick Cheney."

44 7 The libs are going to crap their pants when they find out that Cheney is now bionic and - probably - immortal. --------- In Cheney's Wyoming, singularity reaches you.

45 Dick baby, have your people call my people. I've a few ideas that may help.

46

If Cheney is Darth Vader, who is the Emperor?

I think we know who Chewbacca is.

47 who is the Emperor?

That would be Karl Rove

48

@30 - gee, I dunno.  Really can't think of anything that happened after 9/11 that went against the constitution,, puhleeze

And Paulbot?  Those who know me know better.

But I'm so glad you have your Alinsky tactics down pat. 

The same 'groups of folks' that ran the Bush adm. are running this one.  You know, the ones that like to see this country deeper and deeper in debt.  Obambi is just taking us there faster cause they figure they can get away with it.

We'll see how fast those 'precious republicans' undo all the bad if they retake congress in nov.  Will they be constitutionalists and turn things around, or just slow things back down again?

49

And we are all the Ewoks then?

Hmph. Stupid Ewoks.

50 My late mom had congestive heart failure due to an enlarged heart from having rheumatic fever as a child.  She never suffered a heart attack.  And she lived twelve years beyond what her smart-assed jackhole of a former cardiologist predicted. 

Prayers and best wishes for the Cheneys.  We need our Dark Lord back, pissing off Barry and his minions.

51

This is not good.  I had a good friend that had to have one of these pumps implanted last year.  He never got strong enough for a heart transplant but it did give him another 8 months before passing away last month.

Hopefully, Cheney is a suitable candidate for a heart transplant.

52 This is from 2002 and I hope numbers are better now, but needing an LVAD isn't good news at all - 52% still living at one year

Go get 'em Darth Cheney

53 Posted by: teej tard twat at July 14, 2010 06:44 PM (o10P7)

Fixed again.  Kind of hard to decide.

54 link fail  - retry

55 If he needs a heart transplant, hope he gets it before Obamacare kicks in. 

56

UK tells Hillary to take her waiver and shove it

This should be proof positive to the morons that somehow think the Clintoons aren't completely toxic to the values of this country.  Yeah, let's have the Iriquois Confenderacy issue passports to fuckheads they think are worthy of traveling to other countries; what could go wrong with that?

57 Teej, I'll be honest. I am not a fan of Dick either. That said, your commentary on a "Dick Cheney's health = bad" thread makes me wish your political opponents dehumanize you on your hospital bed for a difference in political opinion. Maybe they will hold a pissing contest on your grave. If you wish to strike out at political opponents when they are mortally weak and out of office I think you  are the one pulling out the lefty play book.

58 While they're doing that, can't they just go ahead and give him the chainsaw hands?

59

Yup, the comments section really has gone downhill these past few months.

People who love the constitution and freedom?  Meh, just a bunch of republican lap dogs.  And yeah, I'll be voting pretty much a straight repub. ticket come nov.  It's the lesser of two evils thing dontcha know. 

60

Chainsaw hands beats jazz hands.

But what about jazz hands with chainsaws?

61 Criticize Cheney all you want, but do it with a few more brain cells than you are obviously using now. And the old "gee, it was better back in the day" ploy is pretty embarrassing.  Make your point with a little style and intelligence and maybe you won't get skewered.

As for your suggestion that Cheney was a "globalist?" That's just moronically stupid.

62 Posted by: teej at July 14, 2010 06:27 PM (o10P7)

Waving!! Hi Teej!

63

@57 - Mike, I guess you missed my post a couple down from the original where I (belatedly I'll admit) I wished him the best.

There's very few walking around that I'd wish ill health on, my first wife and obama jump to mind first..

64 Meh, just a bunch of republican lap dogs.

So sympathy for a man with a failing heart = lap dog. You have the same ability to divine conclusions from the void as Olberdouch.

65

Love ya shibooms!! Gotta go get something to eat and support a couple of co-workers at their first gig then head for a jam and do some playing myself.

God bless you America, I swore 38 years to preserve, protect and defend you and that still stands.

 

66

Yup, the comments section really has gone downhill these past few months. 

Posted by: teej at July 14, 2010 06:50 PM (o10P7)

If by "gone downhill" you mean that there aren't a lot of comments like the lefty assholes did when Tony Snow died, I guess you have a point.  Otherwise you're trying to act like you didn't completely step in it by having the extremely poor taste to badmouth somebody with a health problem. 

You usually make good comments; why don't you stop digging.

67

Hopefully, Cheney is a suitable candidate for a heart transplant.

Transplant from what? Grizzly Bear? Rhino?

68

Meh, just a bunch of republican lap dogs.

That's not everyone here, and it was earned over time.  bye

69 LVADs have been around for awhile, but as someone posted above, the long term survival numbers aren't great. Essentially it buys you time till a transplant. I fervently hope he gets one. Prayers ascending for you, Mr. Vice President.

70 Perhaps I should spell it out. Those of us who would normally criticize Dick (The more libertarian commenters) recognize that
A. He is out of office and discussion about differences in political opinion are only relevant in a historical perspective and therefore are not pertinent to the present situation.
B. The man has a serious health issue, which is the topic of the thread, which isn't really the time or place to treat him like a piñata.

71
Hopefully, Cheney is a suitable candidate for a heart transplant.

Impossible, because in Cheney's case, it would require a double; a heart of gold and a WarCock transplant at the same time.  There is no evidence of a horse cock successfully transplanted to a human, therefore, Dick Cheney must suffer with the old heart and the massive WarCock so feared by liberals.

72 He's just jealous of Darth's warcock. 

73 Best wishes to & prayers for Mr. Cheney.

74 The comments here have been as funny and insightful as ever. What's the rub Teej?

75

LVADs are no small potatoes.  It basically means that the 'pump' of your heart, the left ventricle, isn't working.   This isn't something benign like a pacemaker.  The guy's heart was failing or they wouldn't do this. 

Best wishes to the man, and now I'm wondering if he's on a transplant list.

76 Congestive heart failure isn't as scary as it sounds. Yes, it is very serious, however, you can live quite a long time with it.

Yeah, actually the five heart attacks are a little more scary.  I remember when having a heart attack was a pretty reliable sign you were gonna be dead within three years or so.  32 years is a long, long time to have that hanging over you.

77 Best wishes to the man, and now I'm wondering if he's on a transplant list.

One thing I've noticed over the years is the rich and famous seem to be able to get organs pretty quickly, whereas most normal people die waiting.  Betcha we read about his heart transplant within two weeks or so.

78 His heart keeps going bad because he doesn't use it. Like a viking.

79

Oh, this is so not good.  He really sounds like he's in huge need of a transplant.  Ugh.  I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but this is really, really bad.  Please keep Dick Cheney and his family in your prayers.  My heart just dropped when I read this thread.

80 I'm convinced he's some kind of cyborg. A viking cyborg; one that runs on tears and the sound of punched hippies.

81 FTR, Inova is really good for cardiac.  One of their surgeons is working at my hospital now.  Still, this is a very sad.

82 As long as there are hippies to be punched, I'll have the fuel I need to keep on keeping on. I just wish I could figure out the app to shoot lasers out of my eyes.

83 That the guy has already had five heart attacks and is still alive is remarkable enough in itself.

84 Oh, this is so not good.  He really sounds like he's in huge need of a transplant.  Ugh.  I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but this is really, really bad.  Please keep Dick Cheney and his family in your prayers.  My heart just dropped when I read this thread.
-----------------

I am not liking this. He's not too old for a transplant, and (as far as we know) not too sick. Would the only obstacle be the availability of a transplantable heart? Shyt, I hope he gets one.

85

I don't often wear underwear, but when I do, I wear Dick Cheney underwear.

86 Best wishes to Cheney and his family.  If the lefty sites can't muster up a bit of common decency to wish the man well, it says much more about them than about Cheney.

87  This sounds pretty serious and he's had so many heart attacks before. I'm no fan of Cheney's politics, but I do hope he recovers and can get back to full health.

88 Huge prayers for Darth Cheney, I love that man.  And we need him.

89

Perhaps I should spell it out. Those of us who would normally criticize Dick (The more libertarian commenters) recognize that
A. He is out of office and discussion about differences in political opinion are only relevant in a historical perspective and therefore are not pertinent to the present situation.
B. The man has a serious health issue, which is the topic of the thread, which isn't really the time or place to treat him like a piñata.

You might be right MIKE THE MOOSE. You make a good point, however since Cheney is the topic, its hard not to remember what he and W got us into. Iraq, Money, Lives, serious Injuries etc etc. That being said, WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND.

 

90

Dick Cheney may die, but only so he can go to hell and kick the ass of all the liberals who had the good fortune to die before he was born.

 

Woodrow wilson, you better hide now.

91 I worked on an LVAD system. These systems are highly reliable and greatly helpful. The really interesting thing about and LVAD is that depending on how much you heart needs to be helped you may have little to no pulse. The LVAD puts out a constant flow as opposed to an intermittent flow that our heart contractions put out. Very neat medical device to say the least. I wish the old man well and hope he lives many more years.

92

I worked on an LVAD system. These systems are highly reliable and greatly helpful. The really interesting thing about and LVAD is that depending on how much you heart needs to be helped you may have little to no pulse. The LVAD puts out a constant flow as opposed to an intermittent flow that our heart contractions put out. Very neat medical device to say the least. I wish the old man well and hope he lives many more years.

Having money to afford good  great health care speaks volumes.

93

Long term survival in these situations is of course dependent on an number of factors but the will to live of the paitient plays a significant role.   I'd say Mr. Cheney has that is spades and I wish him a speedy recovery and years of continued happiness.

 

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95 God, I love Dick Cheney. 

Get well soon, sir!

96 Posted by: Peter at July 15, 2010 09:17 AM (E9Jde)

Your previous 2 posts show what a clown you actually are.  Bush and Cheney declared war on radical Islam, gained approval from Congress, and went to war.  The economy didn't start to tank until the Dems took over congress and started pushing their budgets.  Yes, I said it.  The President doesn't pass the budget, Congress does.  THEY are the ones that took every Bush submitted budget, bastardized it and blew it to massive proportions in the name of 'Bush's War' so he'd be blamed.  The first bailout by Bush was a bad, bad idea.  That, in NO WAY, warranted Obama DOUBLING it in his first 6 months of office.

Until you see the facts, you'll never learn to walk upright on two legs.

97

THEY are the ones that took every Bush submitted budget, bastardized it and blew it to massive proportions in the name of 'Bush's War' so he'd be blamed. What a stupid statement.

Sponge, if that's what you believe,  you are hopeless. No sense in continuing.

Scholars that are allot smarter then you or me have and will be dissecting those 8 long long years. You were duped good buddy, you took the bait and aren't smart enough to let go.

We were flush when Bush took office, remember. He couldn't control the legislature. "If BUSH couldn't stand the heat, he should have resigned PERIOD. Your thinking is twisted

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