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January 21, 2010

Dippin': The Craze That's Sweeping The Nation
— Ace

I'm not just linking this because it's an ego-stroke.

I'm linking it because it's genuinely funny.

Oh: I see some commenters asking what this whole "Pudding" thing is about. I've avoided saying what it means because I don't want to embarrass any campaigns that have recently invited me to cover their victory speeches, if you see what I'm sayin'.

But this clip should explain it.

Posted by: Ace at 08:39 AM | Comments (90)
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1 Fantastic!

Posted by: Mjim at January 21, 2010 08:41 AM (V8B//)

2 Hilarious!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 21, 2010 08:43 AM (f9c2L)

3 Hillarious!!!!

Posted by: Hatchet Five at January 21, 2010 08:43 AM (CoKwa)

4 Chock full o' awesomeness!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 21, 2010 08:44 AM (zgZzy)

5 "I guess I don't need to buy it any more"

Another reason not to buy opened packages of anything.

Posted by: shibumi at January 21, 2010 08:45 AM (OKZrE)

Congratulations, Ace!

Time to break out more pudding? Breaking:

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said Thursday that the Senate will have to amend its version of a health-care reform bill before her chamber can pass it.

"I don't think it's possible to pass the Senate bill in the House," Pelosi told reporters after a morning meeting with her caucus. "I don't see the votes for it at this time."

Posted by: Pike Place Pete at January 21, 2010 08:45 AM (qD3QA)

7 Now is the time for bipartisanship.

Posted by: Crying Liberal at January 21, 2010 08:45 AM (SqAkN)

8 Excellent!

Posted by: Y-not at January 21, 2010 08:45 AM (sey23)

9 just wrong

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at January 21, 2010 08:45 AM (EOhOu)

10 Ok, I admit, that's some funny shit right there.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at January 21, 2010 08:45 AM (sey23)

11 Site was blocked. What's the scoop?

Posted by: PugBoo at January 21, 2010 08:46 AM (F26eZ)

Oh pearls of delight

Tapioca pudding cups

Gonads are dipping

Posted by: Will Up North at January 21, 2010 08:47 AM (KjlbF)

13 Ace,
Appelez-moi.

Posted by: Swiss Miss at January 21, 2010 08:47 AM (sey23)

14 Hey, we'd like to get in on that action.

Posted by: the American Peanut Council at January 21, 2010 08:48 AM (sey23)

15 I still have a hang over from Tueday...

I'm serious my head is KILLING me. I think my blood pressure sky rocketed and has stayed up there.

Posted by: MelodicMetal in MA at January 21, 2010 08:49 AM (x4S2a)

16 I want to dip my balls in it.

Posted by: Pelayo at January 21, 2010 08:49 AM (8NGHm)

17 Gee, Ace. You talk just like Stephen Hawking.

Posted by: maddogg at January 21, 2010 08:50 AM (OlN4e)

18 OK, I don't understand this trend, but that was funny.

Posted by: ParisParamus at January 21, 2010 08:50 AM (bN5ZU)

19
I thought Ace was taller.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 21, 2010 08:50 AM (fx8sm)

20 "You see I'm a moron." "You don't say." "Just please make your purchase and get out." hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: mare at January 21, 2010 08:51 AM (X1fsj)

21 Don't use Oreo pudding; the cookies chafe, as it turns out.

Posted by: Christopher Calandro at January 21, 2010 08:51 AM (JdbYk)

22 So is it pudding for the morons and whipped cream for the moronettes? Was a consensus reached on that?

Posted by: Y-not at January 21, 2010 08:51 AM (sey23)

23 Is it possible to make one of those xtranorml characters look like an ewok?

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 21, 2010 08:51 AM (hoowK)

24 I would like for it to be soft and yielding.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 21, 2010 08:52 AM (pLTLS)

25 I didn't know they were taping when I was in there.

Posted by: Cicero at January 21, 2010 08:54 AM (QKKT0)

26 @26

Just don't get it in your "eye."

Posted by: Y-not at January 21, 2010 08:54 AM (sey23)

27 Come from the shelf shades of brown gold and tan ahh that is awesome

Posted by: Mephitis at January 21, 2010 08:55 AM (ehXLT)

28 Yeah, it's all good until we see on the news the first report of a dipping tragedy. Then what???

Posted by: joejm65 at January 21, 2010 08:55 AM (O3dMD)

29 Okay, that was some funny shit. But the ego stroke was an added bonus, eh?

Posted by: Bill R. at January 21, 2010 08:56 AM (EhlQq)

Didn't someone use Tabasco? I am no expert, but Dude, I can tell you, that is not a good idea.

Seems like a great idea to me because I am a giver. And you should be too.

Show a little Love to a Teabagee today!

Posted by: Gunslinger at January 21, 2010 08:56 AM (Zi+FQ)

31 Ahahahahahahahahahahaha that's great.

Is it possible to make one of those xtranorml characters look like an ewok?

Heh. I thought that too.

Posted by: alexthechick at January 21, 2010 08:56 AM (8WZWv)

32 you put the lime in the coconut, and dip it right down.

Posted by: Mephitis at January 21, 2010 08:56 AM (ehXLT)

33 I think it was Gabe who warned against that. I don't want to know how he would know that. I discovered that I didn't have pudding (and the Mrs. refused to buy some on the way home) so I resorted to a cup of beer instead. Cool and soothing.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at January 21, 2010 08:58 AM (CoKwa)

34 31 Yeah, it's all good until we see on the news the first report of a dipping tragedy. Then what???

"Comrades People of America, I am honored today to accept President Obama's appointment as Pudding Csar(ina)... "

Posted by: Marcia Croakley press conference at January 21, 2010 08:58 AM (sey23)

35 Uh, okay. Why would you want to do that?

Classic.

Posted by: Rod Rescueman at January 21, 2010 08:58 AM (QxGmu)

36 Instant Classic!

Course I was hoping for the moronette nip-dip version.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 21, 2010 09:02 AM (DIYmd)

It looks like a trailer for a Beowulf sequel, where the plot has gone in a really weird direction.

Posted by: Cicero at January 21, 2010 09:09 AM (QKKT0)

The day the world dipped..."A date which will live in infamy"

Posted by: FDR at January 21, 2010 09:10 AM (Vu6sl)

39 If any of you out there knows anybody who knows a sergeant or a chief somewhere who has the ear of someone in charge, Team Rubicon is at the pointy end of the stick in Haiti and they need supplies. Help them help Haiti. Thanks. http://blog.teamrubiconhaiti.org/

Posted by: alo89 at January 21, 2010 09:11 AM (n80kj)

40 PSA: oh someone was asking for something to put on their male parts since they were sore? Zinc oxide ointment or desitin. It puts a nice coating on there so that the irritation doesn't exacerbate and it heals. It's the best thing for a baby with diaper rash and I'm assuming that poster has diaper rash of their male private parts.

Posted by: curious at January 21, 2010 09:12 AM (p302b)

41 So just what is all this dippin' stuff about? And pudding?

Posted by: Blindgoose at January 21, 2010 09:17 AM (hZOQ8)

42 Dip tilÂ’ your sore, and then dip once more!

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at January 21, 2010 09:17 AM (Vu6sl)

HAHAHAHA.

Well done!

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 21, 2010 09:22 AM (Wh0W+)

44 Ha! Love it!! We need a moronette version with Redi-whip.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 21, 2010 09:22 AM (UOM48)

45 LOL, read the comments too.

Posted by: Vic at January 21, 2010 09:24 AM (QrA9E)

46 Entitle it "Two Balls, One Cup" and post it on YouTube!

Posted by: Bugler at January 21, 2010 09:25 AM (YCVBL)

47 I LOVE IT!! And, a link from this one, to a fellow blogger who now claims he was scammed by the Vast Moron Conspiracy, although he seems to have enjoyed "empuddening his testes."

Posted by: Peaches at January 21, 2010 09:29 AM (9Wv2j)

48 Brilliant!

Posted by: Cyn at January 21, 2010 09:30 AM (rGdHd)

49 Peaches @ 50: That's great!

Posted by: Bugler at January 21, 2010 09:33 AM (YCVBL)

Dip...Dip....Dip

But don't Dip the Tip

Dip 'em and then Flip

Dip 'em cause it's Hip

Ladies it's time to Dip the Nip!

Dip...Dip...Dip

Posted by: Jimi at January 21, 2010 09:34 AM (fqxV7)

51 "I can't sell it if your balls have been in it." Bwhahahaha

Posted by: Twinks at January 21, 2010 09:34 AM (LeFbD)

52 I call shenanigans. Couldn't be ace, I didn't hear one "yub-yub".

Not to mention the Dipping Battle Cry of Endor: Chee-ha!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 21, 2010 09:39 AM (I/MqP)

"The day the world dipped..."A date which will live in infamy""

OH, THE GOO-MANITY!

Posted by: reason at January 21, 2010 09:39 AM (V40IZ)

54 "I can't sell it if your balls have been in it."

I can buy pudding that's been pre-dipped in men's balls? Sweet.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at January 21, 2010 09:44 AM (y+Brm)

55 Dippin' Dots, the ice cream of the future!

Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2010 09:49 AM (A+6fk)

56 Once commented in a UK broadsheet newspaper (telegraph) about dipping balls in it -and they didn't know what i was talking about!!

Posted by: Son of a Pig and a Monkey at January 21, 2010 09:49 AM (RD17r)

57 Didn't someone use Tabasco? I am no expert, but Dude, I can tell you, that is not a good idea.

Posted by: Mallamutt at January 21, 2010 12:52 PM (V9SYy)

That was me, Mallamutt. Actually, it was Cholula, which is very good on huevos. How is it you can say it's not a good idea? Have you tried it with less-than-good result? Makes me feel alive.

Posted by: Bill H at January 21, 2010 09:50 AM (q8CmE)

58 Awesome! is all that needs to be said.

Well done, sir!

Posted by: model_1066 at January 21, 2010 09:54 AM (IS0Mg)

Breaking News:

7-Eleven to install dipping booths in all stores beginning immediately.

The CEO of 7-Eleven stores, Mr. Iza Dhippen, confirmed that this new craze of "Dippin'" presents a business opportunity that cannot be ignored. He emphasized that he feels he is "well positioned" to take the lead in this "bulging" market.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at January 21, 2010 09:57 AM (Vu6sl)

60
PUDDING?????

You pantywastes...... Franks Hot Sauce is the apropos dipping medium....

Gives new meaning to warm AND fuzzy....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 21, 2010 10:05 AM (J5Hcw)

Hey Ace...

Once again, this is why I come here. I had tears in my eyes after watching.

Posted by: booter at January 21, 2010 10:10 AM (eimUK)

62 you should really follow through with a dipping ball for things that don't require a flaming skull but need to be noted none the less.

people would say "ace, this requires a dipping ball"

Posted by: curious at January 21, 2010 10:12 AM (p302b)

63 Dippin' is self-actualization. Do you dip?

Posted by: Scandiman at January 21, 2010 10:15 AM (KJlef)

64 That's gold Ace, comedy gold. Swiss miss!

Posted by: motionview at January 21, 2010 10:18 AM (DtSf1)

65 It was a good excuse to loose my dipping virginity - better than I imagined and the Wifeys giggly cleanup (and thereafter) was awesome too! Loads of fun, try it and see. (takes 3 or 4 lil-cups - YMMV)

Posted by: MoJoTee at January 21, 2010 10:18 AM (mKpVf)

66 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gR1hI_Ikuv8

Posted by: Kernschatten at January 21, 2010 10:19 AM (S4d07)

67 Thread winner: Bugler #49 " Entitle it "Two Balls, One Cup" and post it on YouTube! "

Posted by: MoJoTee at January 21, 2010 10:22 AM (mKpVf)

68 Holy crap is that awesome.

And Ace....Chess King just called--they want their outfit back. (And there'd better not be any butterscotch stains on it, IYKWIMAITYD.)

Posted by: jakeman at January 21, 2010 10:32 AM (k/h/i)

69 I laughed so hard I knocked over my bowl of tapioca.

Posted by: tangonine at January 21, 2010 11:12 AM (C8Pcc)

70 Scuse me while I repost this misconception-dispelling comment from last night.

Guys, the ball-dipping thing is a really old meme around here. It's from a bit on The State. A quick google reveals that Ace has used it on the blog at least since 2006.

Mind you, it's only recently that he's become, uh, disturbingly literal about it...

Posted by: someone at January 21, 2010 11:13 AM (njJQD)

71 The only thing funnier would be to see Carvilles head with the garbage can over it while ball-dipping

Posted by: JDC from Las Vegas at January 21, 2010 11:24 AM (rPYdS)

72 Franks?,,,Tabasco?,,,,pussies.

In a medium to large saucepan, depending on testicular fortitude, add 1 to 10 cups of sugar over medium heat. leave unobserved until your kitchen smells like the bowels of detroit. Remove from heat, place on the floor of the bathroom or hobo blind and,,,,this is important,,,PANTS ON THE GROUND! now dip. mmm it's like napalm,..but for your nuts!

If you morons can't follow a simple recipe,,,,fuck it a deep fryer will do.

happy dipping

Posted by: Modgi at January 21, 2010 11:43 AM (c96aC)

73 #74
JDC, I'm in anthem wondering if it's time to build an ark, wtf with the rain?

Posted by: Modgi at January 21, 2010 11:49 AM (c96aC)

74 Yeah, but it's a 'dry' rain, like a 'dry' heat.

Posted by: JDC from Las Vegas at January 21, 2010 12:06 PM (rPYdS)

75 oh yeah, forget that. As pleasant as a "dry" county in KY or a "dry" fuck in UT.
it's all about perspective.

Posted by: Modgi at January 21, 2010 12:12 PM (c96aC)

76
Okay, I finally get it.

Posted by: Mr. Peabody at January 21, 2010 12:17 PM (e1eKc)

77 I can't make it play. It loads but won't play.

Posted by: someone out there at January 21, 2010 12:18 PM (fNg5J)

78 When the blog stats come out again, If I'm not #1 in threads broken I will know SEIU thugs have infiltrated yet another smart military blog. Either that or morons have jobs and stuff.,,,heh

Posted by: Modgi at January 21, 2010 12:28 PM (c96aC)

79 I can buy pudding that's been pre-dipped in men's balls? Sweet.
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan

Wouldn't that be Salty instead?

Posted by: Dave at January 21, 2010 01:23 PM (kCjFx)

80 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YUuyzQDmjY

Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at January 21, 2010 02:52 PM (NYoCw)

Epic Heh!

Posted by: runningrn at January 21, 2010 03:08 PM (CfmlF)

yo, we baggin!!

http://tinyurl.com/5r3zbr

steady dippin...
-lee
+++

Posted by: leesus at January 21, 2010 03:40 PM (mAp1o)

83 Shit!

I thought I was out of sight of the Shaw's security cameras, but I guess not.

Posted by: Andy at January 21, 2010 04:20 PM (f1o8E)

84 I don't claim to understand this, but does the anteater dip?

Mike

Posted by: Michael E. Stora, Ph.D. at January 21, 2010 05:47 PM (/1DLX)

85 Anyone hear of Dipping Dots? It's some kind of ice cream...

Posted by: Gregory at January 21, 2010 06:00 PM (cjwF0)

86 Finally got to watch it. Favorite line: Swiss Miss

chuckle

Posted by: someone out there at January 21, 2010 08:09 PM (c34IR)

87 Since when is obscenity, vandalism, food contamination and breaking trust (decided not to purchase) considered humorous? This is not funny, and those who see it as something worthy of public promotion lack a sense of morality. Ask yourself what you would honestly think if you were the clerk, or the manager, or a customer. Ace, you are right to feel a sense of public shame about this. You might feel better not to mention it at all. Vulgarity demeans all of your audience, and detracts from your good works. I respected you (and this site) more for cleaning up your written language recently. Hugh Hewitt is right- obscenity and vulgarity gets attention, but undermines credibility and stature in the long run. It's an unhealthy choice. With regrets and best wishes, Peter Warner.

Posted by: Peter Warner at January 21, 2010 08:22 PM (JRnGT)

88 Lighten up Pete, it's a freakin' joke. No one should be serious every moment of every day. Sometimes it's best to laugh. AOSHQ isn't for everyone, maybe you're one of the sticks in the mud who it isn't for.

Posted by: SaTx at January 22, 2010 08:41 AM (mdBef)

89 <blockquote> SaTx:...maybe you're one of the sticks in the mud...</blockquote>

Perhaps not the best choice of words in a thread about "dipping".

Just sayin'...

Posted by: Wearyman at January 22, 2010 09:27 AM (lrz2d)

90 #94

Ok, you KNOW this is a popular thread when the spammers hit it. Damn that's alot of virus links!

ROFL!

Posted by: Wearyman at January 22, 2010 11:08 AM (lrz2d)

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