January 19, 2010
— Ace UPDATE: Balloons just dropped. Dipped into the floor, in a way.
It's almost like they're demanding I do it.
13 minutes to the Grand Harmonic Convergence of Jock-Knockers and Pudding.
....
That is the time I'm calling for the Inaugural Mass National Coordinated Ceremonial Dipping.
All across America.
Freedom.
Postponed: Damn, I can't move, and besides, Brown is going to speak in the next 20 minutes.
How about 11:11?
Humpbot: At Hot Air.
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Posted by: Mbruce at January 19, 2010 05:43 PM (t/GDA)
I've been saving this 24 year old bottle of chivas for just such an event.
/Dips balls.
That's the stuff, in honor of the swimmer.
Posted by: Midaz at January 19, 2010 05:43 PM (LBNEj)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 19, 2010 05:43 PM (CCcDq)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 19, 2010 05:44 PM (V/EYZ)
Posted by: Mbruce at January 19, 2010 05:44 PM (t/GDA)
Posted by: Chitown Charley at January 19, 2010 05:44 PM (diF4H)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 19, 2010 05:45 PM (Hnijx)
Posted by: Flavius Julius at January 19, 2010 05:45 PM (NLZLH)
Posted by: bob at January 19, 2010 05:45 PM (OPkVG)
Posted by: dogfish at January 19, 2010 05:45 PM (sGaoh)
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at January 19, 2010 05:45 PM (0o/nL)
More like "if she doesn't wake up"!!
Posted by: Chitown Charley at January 19, 2010 05:45 PM (diF4H)
/dip
I no longer have two insufferable shameless unaccountable senators representing me in the nation's capitol!
/dip
Posted by: This is...it doesn't matter, just read it at January 19, 2010 05:45 PM (00r+V)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at January 19, 2010 05:45 PM (isv0L)
AHHHHHHHH yea.
Turn on MSNBC. It's even better when MSNBC is on.
Posted by: Good Lt. at January 19, 2010 05:46 PM (uZG2P)
Posted by: Che Pizza at January 19, 2010 05:46 PM (4iIhs)
Posted by: Mbruce at January 19, 2010 05:46 PM (t/GDA)
Posted by: BigWyo at January 19, 2010 05:46 PM (SafY+)
The circular firing squad over at Kos has gone fully auto. If this is a dream, god, please don't wake me up.
Posted by: Blazer at January 19, 2010 05:46 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Chitown Charley at January 19, 2010 05:46 PM (diF4H)
Posted by: Rich at January 19, 2010 05:46 PM (VSitE)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at January 19, 2010 05:46 PM (Qpxxz)
Posted by: Angry Beaver at January 19, 2010 05:46 PM (XFrSe)
Just everyone go get drunk.
Posted by: lincolntf at January 19, 2010 05:47 PM (Ab8Sw)
Posted by: Reiver at January 19, 2010 05:47 PM (vTmeT)
Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2010 05:47 PM (QrA9E)
A can of Mountain Dew Voltage, a bottle of Mr. Clean febreze, and a sauce bowl.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at January 19, 2010 05:47 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at January 19, 2010 05:47 PM (Tr9MG)
Posted by: moleman at January 19, 2010 05:47 PM (bDIXd)
oh, do kos, the ap calls thread is great!!
wife and girl aren't home yet, solitary ball dipping goodness acoming
Posted by: navydippinghisballsjoe at January 19, 2010 05:47 PM (lHWXP)
38 Wow, Nora O'donell is really pissed off. Suppose her and Maddow might do a little comfort licking tonight??
I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: KingShamus at January 19, 2010 05:47 PM (8n1j5)
Posted by: Scut Farkus at January 19, 2010 05:47 PM (V/EYZ)
Posted by: AD at January 19, 2010 05:48 PM (n7H9J)
Posted by: Che Pizza at January 19, 2010 05:48 PM (4iIhs)
Posted by: Redriverted at January 19, 2010 05:48 PM (XUxgi)
I'm dipping my balls in the tears of liberals.
Posted by: Paul Revere at January 19, 2010 05:48 PM (DUNS7)
Posted by: rawmuse at January 19, 2010 05:49 PM (3vcxs)
Posted by: eman at January 19, 2010 05:49 PM (sqNBZ)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2010 05:49 PM (pg/HS)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at January 19, 2010 09:45 PM (isv0L)
Rumor has it his favorite flavor is cock.
Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 05:49 PM (YX6i/)
And now, back to more work horseshit. And more political horseshit. At least til November.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at January 19, 2010 05:49 PM (uQe/L)
Posted by: Ball D. Cat at January 19, 2010 05:49 PM (a9UO0)
Inaugural Mass National Coordinated Ceremonial Dipping
uh oh! subliminal messeging.
Inaugural Mass National Coordinated Ceremonial Dipping.
IMNCCD
I'M Na-CC-D
I'm nasty!
Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at January 19, 2010 05:49 PM (3wYSZ)
Posted by: la chat noir at January 19, 2010 05:49 PM (GHGJE)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2010 05:49 PM (P33XN)
Posted by: AE at January 19, 2010 05:49 PM (kSfPT)
Posted by: Chitown Charley at January 19, 2010 05:49 PM (diF4H)
Posted by: Reiver at January 19, 2010 05:50 PM (vTmeT)
Posted by: Mary Jo Kopechne at January 19, 2010 05:50 PM (hdCWG)
Posted by: Indian Outlaw at January 19, 2010 05:50 PM (8zsWd)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 19, 2010 05:50 PM (CCcDq)
Posted by: Docjohn52 at January 19, 2010 05:50 PM (+Z5RN)
Posted by: a eunuch at January 19, 2010 09:44 PM (0K3p3)
Sorry, Chairman Steele, but Balls it is.
Posted by: Boy Named Sous at January 19, 2010 05:50 PM (NOjWP)
Posted by: onlyme at January 19, 2010 05:50 PM (7g4LE)
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 05:51 PM (RsjrV)
Here's to Scott Brown and the future of the United States of America.
This gives Zero the gravitas of a hot air balloon, and a baffoon with the influence of a popcorn fart.
Posted by: maddogg at January 19, 2010 05:51 PM (ZKz62)
A drunken Terayza heard "ball kicking" instead of "ball dipping."
Posted by: kathysaysso at January 19, 2010 05:51 PM (dz6wg)
Posted by: April at January 19, 2010 05:51 PM (oLGKD)
Posted by: MostlyRight at January 19, 2010 05:51 PM (0aCXd)
...Oh, who gives a damn! I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN etcetera...
Posted by: Bender Bending Rodriguez at January 19, 2010 05:51 PM (1bLKF)
Posted by: Chitown Charley at January 19, 2010 05:52 PM (diF4H)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 19, 2010 05:52 PM (lYKj1)
Posted by: rdb at January 19, 2010 05:52 PM (4Ve/l)
Posted by: ANGRY WHITE MAN at January 19, 2010 05:52 PM (V/EYZ)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 19, 2010 05:52 PM (SB0V2)
This was my favorite...
I called 250 voters today.
I really thought this one was in the bag. MUST.STOP.CRYING.
Oh, your tears, they are delicious. Let me dip my balls in them.
Posted by: DelD at January 19, 2010 05:52 PM (ZUJyW)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 19, 2010 05:52 PM (Hnijx)
Watching the commentaries on MSNBC. The only message anyone sees there is that Coakley ran a poor campaign - period. No impact at all on the socialist agenda that is, as they all seem to believe, is what is good for America.
Lemmings.
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at January 19, 2010 05:52 PM (r1h5M)
No, it will be tough explaining why their Snack Pak's have short brown hairs in them.
Posted by: Chitown Charley at January 19, 2010 05:53 PM (diF4H)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 19, 2010 05:53 PM (CCcDq)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosiyeva at January 19, 2010 05:53 PM (F71c5)
Posted by: Dr. Evil at January 19, 2010 05:53 PM (qzgbP)
Posted by: eman at January 19, 2010 05:53 PM (sqNBZ)
Posted by: MR PINK IN CAPS LOCK FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT UNTIL HE SOBERS at January 19, 2010 05:53 PM (V/EYZ)
Posted by: rawmuse at January 19, 2010 05:53 PM (3vcxs)
It's from the hip replacement he didn't have to wait 18 months for a gov't-approved surgeon to give him.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 19, 2010 05:53 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: curious at January 19, 2010 05:53 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at January 19, 2010 05:53 PM (cxGtL)
Posted by: torabora at January 19, 2010 05:53 PM (U9Z1f)
This seems like fairly decisive evidence that the dream can, in fact, die.
MMM,sweet sweet tears.
Posted by: Mal at January 19, 2010 05:53 PM (Z+qzA)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2010 05:54 PM (fxY6y)
Posted by: alexthechick at January 19, 2010 05:54 PM (zDOQT)
Posted by: Angry Beaver
No, lass. Nip dipping has been authorized for all Moronettes. Synchronized at 10:10 (23:10 hours EST).
If you provide pictures, Ace has authorized me to extend a six month free subscription to AoSHQ
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 19, 2010 05:54 PM (1O93r)
Posted by: AndrewsDad at January 19, 2010 05:54 PM (MsyOh)
Posted by: trainer at January 19, 2010 05:54 PM (yCWYQ)
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at January 19, 2010 05:54 PM (0o/nL)
Posted by: Warthog at January 19, 2010 05:54 PM (QPSwc)
It seems like around here people have been dipping for hours already. ThereÂ’s going to be a lot of wrinkled balls tonight at this rate.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 05:54 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at January 19, 2010 05:55 PM (cxGtL)
Posted by: Charles Johnson at January 19, 2010 05:55 PM (C39a6)
Posted by: cheshirecat at January 19, 2010 05:55 PM (muuKz)
Camelot just gone done up the squeekhole tonight by a Louisville Slugger with rusty sixteen-penny nails sticking out of it.
Posted by: Blazer at January 19, 2010 05:55 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: alexthechick
Yes, but only if you provide photographs.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 19, 2010 05:55 PM (1O93r)
I'm going with the Hershey's Syrup.
Because it's decadent. Oh and because I'm a fucking racist.
Okay.
Is your moratorium on my use of "chaos" rescinded yet?
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at January 19, 2010 05:55 PM (otlXg)
Best quote I've read from the KoKrazies so far:
I want a strong leader. You CANNOT WIN in politics with nuance. The American public is too fucking dumb to understand nuance.
Jesus Christ, I'm disgusted. I'm turning over in Kennedy's grave for him.
Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2010 05:55 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: WisConbowhunter at January 19, 2010 05:55 PM (Fbdn3)
Posted by: Coakley, The Dirging Democrat at January 19, 2010 05:55 PM (rRlh2)
Posted by: INCITEmarsh at January 19, 2010 05:55 PM (FCn6Y)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 19, 2010 05:56 PM (zmiSr)
Posted by: rawmuse at January 19, 2010 05:56 PM (3vcxs)
Republican Scott Brown, mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm
Republican Scott Brown, mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm
Republican Scott Brown, mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm
Republican Scott Brown, mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm
Posted by: This is...it doesn't matter, just read it at January 19, 2010 05:56 PM (00r+V)
They're going to try to delay him, watch.
Posted by: enoxo at January 19, 2010 05:56 PM (eXWg4)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 19, 2010 05:56 PM (DIYmd)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 19, 2010 05:56 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: ANGRY WHITE MAN IN MA at January 19, 2010 05:56 PM (V/EYZ)
Posted by: B. Hussein Obamavich at January 19, 2010 05:56 PM (F71c5)
Okay, please tell me:
Where should I visit tonight, DU or Kos?
Recommendations?
Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2010 09:45 PMIf you still have an unbanned account, I'm sure Chuckie would love a visit. The Leftoids aren't giving him the site hits love either
Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2010 05:56 PM (sYxEE)
Also from Kos:
The Teabaggers storm congressional town hall meetings and hurl insults and make threats.
The Democrats and Obama, on the other hand, have the Republicans over for tea and play nice.
--Bwahahahahahha!!!
Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2010 05:56 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: Ginger at January 19, 2010 05:56 PM (1cYtN)
Posted by: Chitown Charley at January 19, 2010 05:56 PM (diF4H)
Posted by: burnt toast at January 19, 2010 05:56 PM (x8U/s)
Posted by: curious at January 19, 2010 05:56 PM (p302b)
Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2010 05:56 PM (1Kc8j)
Watching the commentaries on MSNBC. The only message anyone sees there is that Coakley ran a poor campaign - period. No impact at all on the socialist agenda that is, as they all seem to believe, is what is good for America.
Lemmings.
----------The safe ones like Pelosi can afford to believe that, but they can't all be that dumb. It will be interesting to see how many more rats jump off the SS Obama before their political careers go beneath the waves.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 19, 2010 05:56 PM (IX0I2)
A comment from Dailykos:
Can we slap them now?
I don't ever want to hear "ram it down their throats" again.
Not everybody over there is clueless.
Posted by: maddogg at January 19, 2010 05:57 PM (ZKz62)
Posted by: curious at January 19, 2010 05:57 PM (p302b)
That means "Schyeah! Right!"
Damn, I might be passed out by 23:11.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 19, 2010 05:57 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: Checkers Nixon at January 19, 2010 05:57 PM (dcKUM)
Posted by: Indy at January 19, 2010 05:57 PM (iDOIJ)
Can I substitute whipped cream for the tit dipping?
Posted by: alexthechick
Yes, but only if you provide photographs.
YAHOO GROUP!
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 05:58 PM (RsjrV)
Posted by: Martha Coakley at January 19, 2010 05:58 PM (4Ve/l)
Posted by: Chitown Charley at January 19, 2010 05:58 PM (diF4H)
Posted by: Ricky Bobby at January 19, 2010 05:58 PM (Fbdn3)
Posted by: Charles Clouseau Gibson at January 19, 2010 05:58 PM (Mhn4l)
Chris: "They're voting for Brown, but they still like Obama."
Heh. Fantasy World.
Posted by: SlaveDog at January 19, 2010 05:58 PM (W+E+o)
IT BURNS!
BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD!!!!!
HANCOCK RESERVE IS COMING UP NEXT! WE'RE GOING DOWN THE BOURBON TRAIL TONIGHT, MY FRIENDS!!
Posted by: Techie at January 19, 2010 05:58 PM (zbH+i)
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 19, 2010 05:58 PM (1O93r)
(Edited)
F--- MASSACHUSSETS (0+ / 0-)
F--- IT IN ITS CRANBERRIES AND INFERIOR CLAM CHOWDER AND NON-RHOTIC PRONUNCIATIONS.
After all the good work Teddy did for you, you go and vote for a GODDAMN PLAYGIRL MODEL TEABAGGER.
F--- CURT SCHILLING, F--- WES WEKLAHHHHH, F--- YOU F---ING F---S.
YOU ARE ON MY GODDAMN LIST.
I don't think they're taking this well.
Posted by: AD at January 19, 2010 05:59 PM (n7H9J)
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 05:59 PM (RsjrV)
Posted by: Chitown Charley at January 19, 2010 05:59 PM (diF4H)
Posted by: Fortunate Son at January 19, 2010 05:59 PM (n2Ur6)
Posted by: Mikey at January 19, 2010 05:59 PM (TJoID)
Posted by: random at January 19, 2010 05:59 PM (mhbHz)
Posted by: Walker Bobby at January 19, 2010 05:59 PM (CCcDq)
Posted by: enoxo at January 19, 2010 09:56 PM (eXWg4) "Proper papers? " - Does that stupid fucker thinks he works for the DMV?
Posted by: Checkers Nixon at January 19, 2010 05:59 PM (dcKUM)
Posted by: Sheik Yur Bouty at January 19, 2010 05:59 PM (+WrIr)
(I'll summarize the DKos reaction for you: "Oh, the burn!" And somehow the big villian in tonight's fiasco is...Joe Lieberman.)
Posted by: Monty at January 19, 2010 05:59 PM (QkTOo)
Posted by: Chitown Charley at January 19, 2010 06:00 PM (diF4H)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at January 19, 2010 06:00 PM (Uysm3)
Posted by: Mindy at January 19, 2010 06:00 PM (UnVsw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 19, 2010 06:00 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 19, 2010 06:00 PM (CCcDq)
Now I have to get busy with someone who looks like that Marsha Coakley chick.
Just damn - it's going to be a long night.
Posted by: Dead Ted Kennedy In Hell at January 19, 2010 06:00 PM (I8MPS)
My comment vanished, I think. Anyway, alexthechick, IÂ’m doing whipped cream but IÂ’m wondering about laying down a layer of chocolate first.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 06:00 PM (RZ8pf)
Brown better make sure his servers are secure. Wouldn't want any incriminating files to show up there or anything after some 5am hack attempt...
Posted by: Techie at January 19, 2010 06:00 PM (zbH+i)
Senator Webb said Health Care considerations should stop immediately until Brown is seated.
To that end, I believe it would only be fair and prudent that we suspend further votes on health care legislation until Senator-elect Brown is seated."
Posted by: enoxo at January 19, 2010 06:00 PM (eXWg4)
Posted by: ccruse456 at January 19, 2010 06:01 PM (UNvcb)
Posted by: Che The Barbarian at January 19, 2010 06:01 PM (4iIhs)
Posted by: Ball D. Cat at January 19, 2010 06:01 PM (a9UO0)
Posted by: Ben at January 19, 2010 06:01 PM (bftbi)
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 06:01 PM (RsjrV)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 19, 2010 06:01 PM (E+HPO)
You mean that Tartarus doesn't have good reception? Pity, I thought that the spikes on Hades would at least be useful for gathering reception.
*It's not the ONT, but I hope you'll forgive me if "the game" starts invading other posts, just for tonight. Besides, my choice of "dippings" may render me unconscious*.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at January 19, 2010 06:01 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: Humpbot at January 19, 2010 06:01 PM (DUNS7)
Posted by: mystry at January 19, 2010 06:01 PM (kmgIE)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 19, 2010 06:01 PM (CCcDq)
Posted by: Terry at January 19, 2010 06:01 PM (ddL+W)
Posted by: Mord at January 19, 2010 06:01 PM (tTj19)
Posted by: Chitown Charley at January 19, 2010 06:01 PM (diF4H)
Posted by: Francis at January 19, 2010 06:01 PM (yof3V)
To that end, I believe it would only be fair and prudent that we suspend further votes on health care legislation until Senator-elect Brown is seated."
Posted by: enoxo at January 19, 2010 10:00 PM (eXWg4)
Short translation: "Shit! I'm fucked!"
Posted by: Checkers Nixon at January 19, 2010 06:02 PM (dcKUM)
Posted by: Mal at January 19, 2010 09:57 PM (Z+qzA)
Is she seeing anybody?
Posted by: Lincoln Adams at January 19, 2010 06:02 PM (UqJ8A)
Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 06:02 PM (ZLN2+)
haha, a comment from Kos:
It's like the voters are punishing Obama for the mistakes Bush made because he couldn't turn the economy around.
Yes, just keep on thinking that. Just keep on. hahahaha!11!!!eleventy!!!
Posted by: April at January 19, 2010 06:02 PM (oLGKD)
I admire you ladies who are using ice cream, thatÂ’s a bit too nippy for me tonight.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 06:02 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Indy at January 19, 2010 09:57 PM (iDOIJ)
He's been strangely quiet over the last couple of weeks and has been riding the fence in most of his posts. I wonder if he thinks most of us are as dumb as the 52 percenters he was trying to seduce.
Hey Chucky, how's all that mad lefty ad revenue workin' out for ya'? Doesn't anybody give a fuck whats on your Kindle? No ?
Neither do I sugar-moobs.
Posted by: Blazer at January 19, 2010 06:02 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 19, 2010 06:02 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: theadmiral at January 19, 2010 06:02 PM (FjDHa)
To that end, I believe it would only be fair and prudent that we suspend further votes on health care legislation until Senator-elect Brown is seated."
Webb must be feeling teh heat.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at January 19, 2010 06:02 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: Chitown Charley at January 19, 2010 06:02 PM (diF4H)
Poutine with a beer chaser - ball dipping conservative Canadian style.
Your right leaning friends up North are luv, luv luv'n this!
Posted by: biff at January 19, 2010 06:03 PM (99Hud)
I am just nearly drunk enough to do it.
*frantically, drunkenly tries to log into AoS group; spills bowl of warm beer all over desk*
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 06:03 PM (RsjrV)
Posted by: rls at January 19, 2010 06:03 PM (gpGpT)
Posted by: Chitown Charley at January 19, 2010 10:01 PM (diF4H)
A delaying tactic - she knows the bus is warming up outside...
Posted by: Checkers Nixon at January 19, 2010 06:03 PM (dcKUM)
Posted by: RightWingProf at January 19, 2010 06:03 PM (I8MPS)
Don't dip into Icy Hot or any other sports creme. I speak from experience
Posted by: Ben at January 19, 2010 06:03 PM (bftbi)
Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2010 06:03 PM (gJL6J)
This is just so fucking great! Thank God there are some good folks in Massachusetts. Anybody who voted for Brown is welcome in Texas anytime.
Now if you will excuse me, I have to retire to the ball-dipping room. Yippee!
Posted by: mikeyslaw at January 19, 2010 06:03 PM (Ot9w0)
Posted by: curious at January 19, 2010 06:03 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at January 19, 2010 06:04 PM (cxGtL)
I'm out of pudding myself. So I'm using bourbon.
Posted by: Fortunate Son at January 19, 2010 06:04 PM (n2Ur6)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 19, 2010 06:04 PM (QECjC)
Yet AoSHQ has stayed the course, with only a couple of times of slow loads!
Woot! Pudding beats the hell out of humbots anyday!
Posted by: Senator Elect Scott Brown (R!, MA) at January 19, 2010 06:04 PM (92zkk)
Posted by: Chitown Charley at January 19, 2010 06:04 PM (diF4H)
Posted by: mystry at January 19, 2010 06:05 PM (kmgIE)
Thank you Massachusett{e}s...apparently you sent a wake up call
Jim Webb:
"In many ways the campaign in Massachusetts became a referendum not only on health care reform but also on the openness and integrity of our government process. It is vital that we restore the respect of the American people in our system of government and in our leaders. To that end, I believe it would only be fair and prudent that we suspend further votes on health care legislation until Senator-elect Brown is seated."
Posted by: beedubya at January 19, 2010 06:05 PM (5zYbb)
Priming my nipples for dippage... Posted by: Ginger
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 19, 2010 06:05 PM (1O93r)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 19, 2010 06:05 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 19, 2010 06:05 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 06:05 PM (ZLN2+)
Posted by: Chitown Charley at January 19, 2010 06:05 PM (diF4H)
Posted by: sixpckr at January 19, 2010 06:05 PM (Aw7Iv)
Everyone knows if you go full retard you come away empty handed.
Posted by: davidt at January 19, 2010 06:05 PM (kheDT)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 19, 2010 06:05 PM (SB0V2)
Posted by: Indy at January 19, 2010 06:05 PM (iDOIJ)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 19, 2010 10:01 PM (OkT2m)
Did it in honor of my Mom. She would have loved this!!
Posted by: lou at January 19, 2010 06:05 PM (BSVwM)
Posted by: ANGRY WHITE MAN IN MA at January 19, 2010 06:05 PM (V/EYZ)
268 Blazer,
I agree with Eugene Robinson....the problem is that Barry ain't beinging the crazy enough...
Posted by: BikeBoy the JazzSinger at January 19, 2010 06:05 PM (Mhn4l)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at January 19, 2010 06:05 PM (ijjAe)
241 Senator Webb said Health Care considerations should stop immediately until Brown is seated.
To that end, I believe it would only be fair and prudent that we suspend further votes on health care legislation until Senator-elect Brown is seated."
Webb must be feeling teh heat.
he only one by like half a percent and a maccaca. he should be worried. look atw what happpened to Deeds, who was essentially the Webb of the governors race.
Posted by: Ben at January 19, 2010 06:06 PM (bftbi)
Time to break out the AC/DC!
http://tinyurl.com/2lgp69
THUNDERSTRUCK!
Posted by: Techie at January 19, 2010 06:06 PM (zbH+i)
Posted by: Penguin at January 19, 2010 06:06 PM (605NF)
Posted by: random at January 19, 2010 06:06 PM (mhbHz)
Fudge or chocolate sauce? A nice line of whipped cream with chocolate drizzles would look fetching.
Posted by: alexthechick at January 19, 2010 06:06 PM (zDOQT)
They also have delusions that Capuano will unseat Brown.
If Brown runs a campaign like this one and sticks to his promises, no way.
Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2010 06:06 PM (gJL6J)
*It's not the ONT, but I hope you'll forgive me if "the game" starts invading other posts, just for tonight. Besides, my choice of "dippings" may render me unconscious*.
Just what would that be, loin-cloth boy?
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 19, 2010 06:06 PM (zmiSr)
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at January 19, 2010 06:06 PM (uQe/L)
One example:
That's breaking my heart more than anything...
I can't believe after everything Teddy Kennedy did for that state they decided to put a teabagger there to take his spot. I feel beyond ill. I never thought I'd cry over an election loss, but for Teddy, the vision he had, everything he believed in and worked so hard for, I'm crying for that...
by Medina Mahmoud on Tue Jan 19, 2010 at 06:33:59 PM PST
I know, it is simply sadin so many ways. I have lived in MA all my life and have never felt so AWFUL, just really awful. It's not like when the country elected Bush-this feels so personal. Thing is though, Teddy was a great politician-he NEVER took a vote for granted. This wasn't about him, really, it wasn't. Honestly, MC didn't deserve his seat but neither do we deserve Scott Brown.
by berkshireblue on Tue Jan 19, 2010 at 06:39:40 PM PST
Cry me a river, kossaks. Literally.
Posted by: Juicer at January 19, 2010 06:06 PM (PXJ2+)
Posted by: Chitown Charley at January 19, 2010 06:06 PM (diF4H)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 19, 2010 06:07 PM (DIYmd)
Joy.
Posted by: soulpile at January 19, 2010 06:07 PM (afWhQ)
I'm gonna be really dragging my ass down to work at 5:30 tomorrow morning, but watching this happen was worth it.
WOOT!!!
Posted by: Tinian at January 19, 2010 06:07 PM (7+pP9)
mmmm.... Charcoal Pit... UDel class of 00 and 03 here!
Posted by: Doc at January 19, 2010 06:07 PM (rzJpR)
Posted by: Monty at January 19, 2010 06:07 PM (QkTOo)
Webb must be feeling teh heat.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at January 19, 2010 10:02 PM (otlXg)
Hey Webb, From a Virginian, you're next bitch !
Posted by: Blazer at January 19, 2010 06:07 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 06:08 PM (ZLN2+)
I am not only going to dip my balls tonight, I am going to leave them there and let them marinate. The only problem is they might get all wrinkly if i leave them in the water to long, but who can tell, am I right people?
Posted by: Ben at January 19, 2010 06:08 PM (bftbi)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 19, 2010 06:08 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: Reiver at January 19, 2010 06:08 PM (vTmeT)
Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at January 19, 2010 06:08 PM (bSzpw)
Holy crap! You know about Charcoal Pit? That was the place after every football game at Baynard stadium. I went to St. Marks.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 19, 2010 06:08 PM (1O93r)
Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 06:08 PM (YX6i/)
Coakley concession speech was partisan because she knows tomorrow she's Enemy #1 in moonbat land. She was trying to make nice.
Posted by: This is...it doesn't matter, just read it at January 19, 2010 06:08 PM (4aB58)
Posted by: joejm65 at January 19, 2010 06:09 PM (O3dMD)
Posted by: Gregory at January 19, 2010 06:09 PM (cjwF0)
Posted by: jjshaka at January 19, 2010 06:09 PM (bo0x0)
Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2010 06:09 PM (QrA9E)
Posted by: obbySucks at January 19, 2010 06:09 PM (qZb8X)
Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2010 06:09 PM (xCBQ4)
Hmm, I think chocolate sauce. And then whipped cream.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 06:09 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 19, 2010 06:09 PM (CCcDq)
Mountain Dew Voltage and Mr. Clean febreze. Hey, it's all I have. I think the minions of Hades have been raiding my food stocks again.
If I get the proportions just right, it'll only tingle a bit.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at January 19, 2010 06:10 PM (otlXg)
His DIS MAH SERIOUZ FACE is simply DELICIOUS tonight. As is Norah O's.
Dipping is constant and ongoing.
LOL
Posted by: Good Lt. at January 19, 2010 06:10 PM (uZG2P)
Posted by: Chitown Charley at January 19, 2010 06:10 PM (diF4H)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 06:10 PM (lNw1b)
In Delaware, chickens pluck you. Trust me on this one.
Hopefully in November Castle will prevent Biden jr from continuing that particular downward spiral.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 19, 2010 06:10 PM (1O93r)
Posted by: MR. PINK at January 19, 2010 06:10 PM (V/EYZ)
holy shit if Massachusetts can elect a Republican, why can't West fucking Virginia elect Republican senators and governors?
Posted by: This is...it doesn't matter, just read it at January 19, 2010 06:10 PM (00r+V)
Posted by: grognard at January 19, 2010 06:10 PM (0cPHB)
Posted by: soulpile at January 19, 2010 06:10 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2010 06:10 PM (1Kc8j)
Posted by: mystry at January 19, 2010 06:11 PM (kmgIE)
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at January 19, 2010 06:11 PM (juTMa)
Posted by: Humping Madness at January 19, 2010 06:11 PM (C39a6)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at January 19, 2010 06:11 PM (ijjAe)
Posted by: Rocks at January 19, 2010 06:11 PM (OOgDc)
Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 06:11 PM (ZLN2+)
And unfortunately, Beau Biden's the smart one in the family.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at January 19, 2010 06:11 PM (uQe/L)
Yes, by all means, force a constitutional crisis. The 17th Amendment is quite clear.
That the legislature of any State may empower the executive thereof to make temporary appointments until the people fill the vacancies by election as the legislature may direct.
Posted by: Techie at January 19, 2010 06:12 PM (zbH+i)
Posted by: Tim Down South at January 19, 2010 06:12 PM (sOCES)
Laceyunderalls, respectfully arenÂ’t our nips the cherries on top of our sundaes?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 06:12 PM (RZ8pf)
Comments are gonna get really great right about now.
Posted by: MostlyRight at January 19, 2010 06:12 PM (0aCXd)
Keith's head looks like a nice, ripe zit ready to be popped !!!
Wait until Senator Brown starts to speak- what's the rice krispie jingle... snap crackle, pop - keith, rachel and chris!!
Posted by: tank at January 19, 2010 06:12 PM (6tCmr)
He really probably won by 7-8 points if one discounts all the voter fraud.
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at January 19, 2010 06:12 PM (ijjAe)
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at January 19, 2010 10:11 PM (uQe/L)
That's not really saying much, though, is it?
Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 06:13 PM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: Chitown Charley at January 19, 2010 06:13 PM (diF4H)
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at January 19, 2010 06:13 PM (554T5)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston
I was happy to see that both Quincy and Braintree went for Scot Brown as well. I'd like to think that the Adamses would be pleased at what happened tonight.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 19, 2010 06:13 PM (1O93r)
Posted by: Michael Lonsdale in Ronin at January 19, 2010 06:13 PM (OUqZe)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 19, 2010 06:13 PM (CCcDq)
Posted by: DSkinner at January 19, 2010 06:13 PM (8k9RF)
Ya' know, maybe the Coakley people shouldnt have named her campaign headquarters "Martha's Win-Yard", ya' know, karma and all that shit ?
Posted by: Blazer at January 19, 2010 06:13 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Docjohn52 at January 19, 2010 06:13 PM (+Z5RN)
Hi, I've got a special delivery for Barack Obama's ass.
Posted by: RON JEREMY at January 19, 2010 06:13 PM (DUNS7)
Posted by: Senator George Voinobitch at January 19, 2010 06:13 PM (dcKUM)
My wife, 4 year-old son and 2 year-old are currently making vanilla pudding, no shit.
Ace, if you have any stones, you should get your drunk ass in front of a FoxNews camera and hold up the pudding, you don't have to show your face, just the pudding...
Posted by: Uncle Jefe at January 19, 2010 06:14 PM (CMPXK)
Posted by: MR. PINK at January 19, 2010 06:14 PM (V/EYZ)
(sorry, MO commercial, even if it is for a good cause)
Posted by: random at January 19, 2010 06:14 PM (mhbHz)
Posted by: 48%er at January 19, 2010 06:14 PM (QOE7k)
Posted by: toby928 at January 19, 2010 06:14 PM (PD1tk)
Maybe the Dilly Sisters:
Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay,
we lost our ass today,
John Kerry sucks cock, ok!
Dip you balls in pudding yay!
Posted by: burnt toast at January 19, 2010 06:14 PM (x8U/s)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 19, 2010 06:14 PM (Hnijx)
Buzzkill.
Anyone think Ace will "bitch out" on dipping?
Intrade has it at 53.
Posted by: MrCaniac at January 19, 2010 06:14 PM (Vol3D)
Posted by: tingles is nuts at January 19, 2010 06:14 PM (qZb8X)
Posted by: Charles Johnson at January 19, 2010 06:15 PM (DUNS7)
I...I...I don't know you guys...
...I don't have a good feeling about this. She conceded...but does she really mean it??
...if so...are we ready. I mean it's a huge responsibility and all. I wonder what Meghan McCain thinks about all this.
...hey..have I told you lately that I'm an atheist??
Posted by: Allahpundip at January 19, 2010 06:15 PM (5zYbb)
Posted by: Rick at January 19, 2010 06:15 PM (Aauui)
Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 19, 2010 06:15 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2010 06:16 PM (gJL6J)
Champagne ready for the nip dip sir! - bebe's boobs destroy
Fire When Ready! They're locked and loaded - Cheri
I'm all in... tits up!! Ginger
I was dipped many years ago, but it's just now feeling good. Mary Jo Kopechne
Can I substitute whipped cream for the tit dipping?
alexthechick
I admire you ladies who are using ice cream, thatÂ’s a bit too nippy for me tonight. paranoidgirlinseattle (improvise!)
I apologize for the Moronettes I may have unintentionally left out....please join in
Posted by: Cheri at January 19, 2010 06:16 PM (llSaz)
almost done counting, not that it matters
Posted by: random at January 19, 2010 06:16 PM (mhbHz)
Posted by: MrCaniac at January 19, 2010 06:16 PM (Vol3D)
Posted by: Senator Elect Scott Brown (R!, MA) at January 19, 2010 06:16 PM (92zkk)
Yeah but PGiS I *really* want to eat some cherries, so I was kinda being literal
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 06:16 PM (lNw1b)
Obama was quoted on Drudge that "you can't win them all".
Got news for you there, Chief. This was deep blue Massachusetts, not some down the middle swing state. This is one (or is it won) that you just gotta win each and every time.
Worm has turned, baby.
Posted by: jdflorida at January 19, 2010 06:16 PM (zpBcl)
This how Camelot ends, over a plastic cup of pudding in a bathroom stall.
That's awesome, Jean. Excellent turn.
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 06:16 PM (RsjrV)
* - Rove didn't say it, I did, it was some of my best material but nobody respond. People too busy coming up with their own clever repartee.
Posted by: Chitown Charley at January 19, 2010 06:16 PM (diF4H)
Posted by: Harry Reid at January 19, 2010 06:16 PM (DUNS7)
Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2010 06:16 PM (1Kc8j)
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at January 19, 2010 06:16 PM (uQe/L)
Posted by: jjshaka at January 19, 2010 06:17 PM (bo0x0)
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2010 06:17 PM (uremB)
..are you sure they counted right??....we shouldn't celebrate too much..it's unseemly
I'm still an atheist
Posted by: Allahpundip at January 19, 2010 06:17 PM (5zYbb)
Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 06:17 PM (ZLN2+)
YAHOO GROUP!
Sorry guys, I;m and old fashioned girl. I still shoot film
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
We will permit this. We're givers.
(and takers)
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 19, 2010 06:17 PM (1O93r)
Posted by: Chitown Charley at January 19, 2010 06:17 PM (diF4H)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 06:17 PM (lNw1b)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 19, 2010 06:17 PM (CCcDq)
Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at January 19, 2010 06:18 PM (yel6g)
Posted by: AE at January 19, 2010 06:18 PM (kSfPT)
Queef Uberdouche just said he was going to apologize for the comments he made about Brown..
...is he serious??...or will he double down on the douchebaggery??
Posted by: beedubya at January 19, 2010 06:18 PM (5zYbb)
Wow, I have never realized what/why you guys kept saying about Humpbot. I kept thinking it is one of those life's Mystery. Now I know.
Awesome. I bow before the true professionals.
Posted by: always right at January 19, 2010 06:18 PM (8/wkb)
Posted by: Countrysquire at January 19, 2010 06:18 PM (MNxpu)
Posted by: A.G. at January 19, 2010 06:18 PM (jBPzC)
Posted by: dan-O at January 19, 2010 06:18 PM (pP0yk)
EVEN THE CHICKS. THE CHICKS ARE BROTHERS TOO.
THAT WAY WE CAN ALL DIP TOGETHER.
GOD I LOVE YOU ASSHOLES. EVEN "SOMEONE", WHEREVER HE IS.
Posted by: Jeff B. at January 19, 2010 06:19 PM (GhUHn)
Democrat civil war in 5..........4...........3..........2................1
Posted by: Techie at January 19, 2010 06:19 PM (zbH+i)
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2010 06:19 PM (uremB)
Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 06:19 PM (gofDd)
And the real hero of the victory tonight was...
the sock they stuffed into Michael Steele's mouth about a week ago.
Posted by: TexasJew at January 19, 2010 06:19 PM (dcKUM)
What freakin' planet are these folks living on? Do they not see that the Obama agenda is doomed? For fucks' sake - they lost VA and NJ, and now they've lost TEDDY KENNEDY'S SENATE SEAT! - yet, the dems should push ahead on their ruinous agenda?
Ok, Rachel and Chris, go ahead and claim this. Sure, that's fine. But we will be laughing our asses off at you in November when the dems are stripped of their majority in the house, and lose more than 8 seats in the senate.
You can suck it.
Posted by: Senator Elect Scott Brown (R!, MA) at January 19, 2010 06:19 PM (92zkk)
Posted by: beedubya at January 19, 2010 06:20 PM (5zYbb)
Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 06:20 PM (ZLN2+)
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at January 19, 2010 10:16 PM (juTMa)
Oh, that sounds divine! Why didn't I think of it? All I've got is cocktail sauce, coors light and baby food (for the kittehs). Maybe I'll go with a nice lotion.
Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 06:20 PM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: spypeach at January 19, 2010 06:21 PM (qsM1Q)
Posted by: dan-O at January 19, 2010 10:18 PM (pP0yk)
he just replayed it.
Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 06:21 PM (UJIeT)
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2010 10:19 PM (uremB)
Ball dippers say: "fuck the compassion - give me pudding!"
Posted by: TexasJew at January 19, 2010 06:21 PM (dcKUM)
Posted by: jjshaka at January 19, 2010 06:21 PM (bo0x0)
464 I like Rove but his compassionate conservative shit helped us get to this fucked up pass.
Roger that.
Posted by: 48%er at January 19, 2010 06:21 PM (QOE7k)
There was some movie which showed a chick having a whip-cream bikini, but I can't remember what it was. Alas, it couldn't have been a Skinemax flick, as the pron plots aren't noted for their creativity.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at January 19, 2010 06:21 PM (otlXg)
Because, as he always used to say when I was a wee lad, "You know Jeff, it's not that I want the Republicans to win so much as I really just love watching Democrats lose."
I've lived by that message ever since.
Posted by: Jeff B. at January 19, 2010 06:22 PM (GhUHn)
Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 06:22 PM (UJIeT)
Am I wrong in wanting to see the quiet, empty, lonely ballroom where Coakley was to have given her celebratory speech after winning The Seat? MUAAAAahahahahahaaaa.... >8p Take THAT, liberal jackasses, dipped in delicious, yummy, slightly chilled whipped cream with chocolate sprinkles.....
Posted by: grasshopper at January 19, 2010 06:22 PM (CYML/)
God bless America! We shall overcome. The greatest nation to ever grace this earth shall not be overrun by over reaching communists. We can now take this country back.
We will once again show the world how it is to live free. We have to show the sheep why it is better to live free and make something of themselves, and forget about having Big Brother take care of them. There is no Allmighty Government that can make bread and circuses out of nothing.
There are only free people and slaves. Free people can make this world into their own paradise. Slaves can only be miserable and dependent on government, their masters, to make things better for them.
Thank you, Massachusetts for leading the way to freedom once again!
Posted by: TheGhostWhoWalks at January 19, 2010 06:22 PM (EhEjd)
Always goes well with strawberries...
Thought it might suit for this occasion as well.
Posted by: Deety at January 19, 2010 06:22 PM (aVzyR)
In the trivia it said it's really shaving cream because whipped cream melted and slid right off.
Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 06:23 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: TexasJew at January 19, 2010 06:23 PM (dcKUM)
While Fox was on commercials I flipped to MSNBC.. They are so fucking clueless.. Maddow and Mathews opined that the Dems really realy really have to pass SOME health care bill now in order to win in November. What the fuck?
They have just had their asses handed to them on a fucking silver platter and they've been told in no uncertain terms that we, the American people, don't want their shit health care bill.. and they still think they've been defeated because they haven't been liberal enough..or haven't done enough.
Fucking clue-less.
Posted by: Chitown-Jerry at January 19, 2010 06:23 PM (Do528)
They are so stupid that the Dem-dominated legislature changed the Senate succession law TWICE so that Scott Brown could beat Martha Croakley.
Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2010 06:23 PM (HjPtV)
Posted by: dan-O at January 19, 2010 06:23 PM (pP0yk)
Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 06:23 PM (ZLN2+)
Posted by: tito gimme a tissue at January 19, 2010 06:23 PM (eu7/X)
Champagne ready for the nip dip sir! - bebe's boobs destroy
Fire When Ready! They're locked and loaded - Cheri
I'm all in... tits up!! Ginger
I was dipped many years ago, but it's just now feeling good. Mary Jo Kopechne
Can I substitute whipped cream for the tit dipping?
alexthechick
I admire you ladies who are using ice cream, thatÂ’s a bit too nippy for me tonight. paranoidgirlinseattle (improvise!) Meat missile engaged!!!!
Posted by: beedubya at January 19, 2010 06:24 PM (5zYbb)
Posted by: runningrn at January 19, 2010 06:25 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 19, 2010 06:25 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: MR. PINK at January 19, 2010 06:25 PM (V/EYZ)
Champagne ready for the nip dip sir! - bebe's boobs destroy
Fire When Ready! They're locked and loaded - Cheri
I'm all in... tits up!! Ginger
I was dipped many years ago, but it's just now feeling good. Mary Jo Kopechne
Can I substitute whipped cream for the tit dipping?
alexthechick
I admire you ladies who are using ice cream, thatÂ’s a bit too nippy for me tonight. paranoidgirlinseattle (improvise!) Meat missile engaged!!!! Posted by: beedubya
Why am I the one who has to say it, pictures or it didn't happen.
Posted by: MrCaniac at January 19, 2010 06:26 PM (Vol3D)
Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2010 06:26 PM (1Kc8j)
Posted by: Docjohn52 at January 19, 2010 06:26 PM (+Z5RN)
I'm getting Schadenfreude poisoning. That just put me waaaaay over the toxic dose.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 19, 2010 06:26 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: dan-O at January 19, 2010 10:23 PM (pP0yk)
He is a dick of epic proportions.
Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 06:27 PM (UJIeT)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 06:27 PM (lNw1b)
Posted by: MR. PINK IN ALL CAPS FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT at January 19, 2010 06:27 PM (V/EYZ)
What does John Kerry use for dip?
Posted by: tank at January 19, 2010 10:24 PM (6tCmr)
--Heinz ketchup?
He won't be dippin' for long. . . .
Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2010 06:27 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 19, 2010 10:25 PM (UOM4
Ouch! My latest kitteh is a licker and, please trust me on this, you do not want that barbed tongue anywhere but your hands or feet. Unless you have an Ewok pelt, in which case I must readjust my mental image of you.
Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 06:27 PM (9Wv2j)
Mitt: this really does change everything, you know that?
Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 06:28 PM (UJIeT)
Posted by: DSkinner at January 19, 2010 06:28 PM (8k9RF)
Posted by: runningrn
That's funny, because we used to sometimes go into PA to Jimmy John's hot dogs on rt. 202. Great food, and we got to play with the train layouts. I take my kids up there now as a treat.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 19, 2010 06:28 PM (1O93r)
If I wake up married to a stripper with a tiger in my bathroom, I'm blaming all you moronic chukleheads.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 10:27 PM (lNw1b)
Thats still better than waking up married to Tiger Woods.
Posted by: Blazer at January 19, 2010 06:28 PM (t72+4)
bottle of 100 year Grand Marnier....$80
blowing bong hits and flicking beer caps at the fucking ass sucking marxists on TV as they explain away obama getting his marxist dick kicked in the dirt......
FUCKING PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Berserker at January 19, 2010 06:29 PM (gWHrG)
I can't wait till I get home. I am going to clean out my wine cellar, 450 bottles, in one celebratory sitting...
Posted by: sickinmass at January 19, 2010 06:29 PM (dB5c8)
ROFL!!! That there folks is the f'n thread winner! Holy cow that was funny. Can I steal that?
Posted by: burnt toast at January 19, 2010 06:29 PM (x8U/s)
One definition of insanity is to keep doing the same thing over and over while expecting a different result. But I think the real reason liberals want to double-down on health-care is simple: it's all they've got. It's a shitty hand -- a pair of treys at best -- but the alternative is to simply fold and admit they don't know what the fuck they're doing. That they got fleeced, greased, and decreased by the same conservatives that they were mocking as slack-jawed yokels just yesterday. That at base, they have no real ideas, no plans, no essential fucking idea of where to go from here. Foreign policy? The apology tour didn't go so well, and Bammer's personal appearances and shiny Nobel medal didn't seem to warm the cockles of any hearts. Economy: in the toilet, swirling slowly like a turd that won't flush. Congress: gridlocked, more due to Democrat ineptitude than GOP resistance.
Health care at this point is what Moby Dick was to Ahab: the elusive signifier of a Greater Power. It speaks volumes that Democrats now openly say they need to just pass something, no matter what -- that tells you that they don't essentially give a shit if the bill solves all problems, some, or none at all; it's not about health care at all. It's about keeping the Democrat party viable. And people know that now.
The 2010 midterms are going to be a slaughter; that's almost a given by now. The real question is whether the more centrist Dems will pull Obama, Pelosi, and Reid back from the abyss.
Posted by: Monty at January 19, 2010 06:30 PM (QkTOo)
Posted by: tank at January 19, 2010 06:30 PM (6tCmr)
Eeww! No ewok pelt on me! As a matter of fact, the past couple of weeks of freezing weather have left me "tender" in certain areas.
Whoa! Scott Brown on!
Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 19, 2010 06:30 PM (UOM48)
We have 98% reporting:
Senator Scott Brown (R-MA): 52% 1,145,367
Loser Marcia Cokehead: 47% 1,023,917
That other idiot: 1% 21,804
Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 06:30 PM (9Wv2j)
This how Camelot ends, over a plastic cup of pudding in a bathroom stall.
Oh, excellent imagery there!!!!
Posted by: di butler/murderous bitch at January 19, 2010 06:31 PM (S3xX1)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 19, 2010 06:31 PM (Hnijx)
Posted by: DSkinner
Probably won't, Ace is probably hammered out of his gourd, offering a potted plant $50 for a handjob.
Posted by: MrCaniac at January 19, 2010 06:31 PM (Vol3D)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 06:31 PM (lNw1b)
Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 19, 2010 06:31 PM (UOM48)
They should put that truck in the Smithsonian.
Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 06:31 PM (UJIeT)
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 19, 2010 06:31 PM (1O93r)
Posted by: tank at January 19, 2010 06:32 PM (6tCmr)
Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 06:32 PM (UJIeT)
Good stuff there, Charley, very good stuff.
Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 06:32 PM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: Egon at January 19, 2010 06:33 PM (oxMVR)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
OMG.
We need to discuss this.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 19, 2010 06:33 PM (1O93r)
Posted by: Dang at January 19, 2010 06:34 PM (UA4gE)
Posted by: YRM at January 19, 2010 06:34 PM (MxqA5)
Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at January 19, 2010 06:34 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: dan-O at January 19, 2010 06:34 PM (pP0yk)
Posted by: beedubya at January 19, 2010 06:35 PM (5zYbb)
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 19, 2010 06:35 PM (OUqZe)
Posted by: sunny at January 19, 2010 06:35 PM (n5ruu)
Posted by: DSkinner at January 19, 2010 06:35 PM (8k9RF)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 19, 2010 06:35 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: 48%er at January 19, 2010 06:36 PM (QOE7k)
Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at January 19, 2010 06:36 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Penguin at January 19, 2010 06:36 PM (605NF)
Posted by: runningrn at January 19, 2010 06:36 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at January 19, 2010 06:37 PM (Tr9MG)
Posted by: Reiver at January 19, 2010 06:37 PM (vTmeT)
Posted by: always right at January 19, 2010 06:37 PM (8/wkb)
Teddy's Final Legacy: Requiring Special Elections to Fill Senate Vacancies.
Way to pass the torch there Ted.
Posted by: California Red at January 19, 2010 06:37 PM (KYB3U)
Posted by: runningrn at January 19, 2010 06:37 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: tank at January 19, 2010 06:37 PM (6tCmr)
What a douche!
Nice speech from Scott. A little too much Ted Kennedy, but whatevs.
Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 06:37 PM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: Long Island at January 19, 2010 06:37 PM (TiURi)
563 >>> 500 So, he didn't apologize?
No, he repeated it and added "racist" to the list. The guy is just consumed with hatred, how can anyone pretend that isn't the case?
$20 says Olbermann goes home, gets drunk and violently rapes his poodle.
Posted by: Dang at January 19, 2010 06:38 PM (UA4gE)
Posted by: beedubya at January 19, 2010 06:38 PM (5zYbb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 19, 2010 06:38 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Strong Bad at January 19, 2010 06:38 PM (uQe/L)
You haven't seen much of her on the campaign trail..
...I thought he was going to introduce Marcia
Posted by: beedubya at January 19, 2010 06:38 PM (5zYbb)
Obama called & congratulated Brown, trying to suck up? trying to make up? trying to get another vote?
Trying to appear like a moderate, I'd guess. Obama still hasn't got the memo that he's toxic.
Posted by: ErikW at January 19, 2010 06:39 PM (k0CxD)
581 My new senator is a total class act! I am so happy.
Congratulations! Maybe now I'll visit your (now) fine state!
Posted by: Dang at January 19, 2010 06:39 PM (UA4gE)
The Pit! love the Charcoal Pit.
We were just there with a big sundae at the end for the celebration tonight.
Posted by: always right at January 19, 2010 06:39 PM (8/wkb)
Posted by: runningrn at January 19, 2010 06:40 PM (CfmlF)
No she's not!! AYLA..you mean you haven't told dad about us?
Posted by: beedubya at January 19, 2010 06:40 PM (5zYbb)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 19, 2010 06:40 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: Blue Hen
fox has one up but it's been having some sound problems.
Posted by: evil libertarian at January 19, 2010 06:40 PM (x9lGm)
Posted by: MrCaniac at January 19, 2010 06:40 PM (Vol3D)
Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 19, 2010 06:40 PM (UOM48)
You're on. I say the poodle violently rapes him.
Posted by: Reiver at January 19, 2010 06:40 PM (vTmeT)
You haven't seen much of her on the campaign trail..
...I thought he was going to introduce Marcia
ha, ha, ha
Posted by: tank at January 19, 2010 06:41 PM (6tCmr)
Posted by: davidt at January 19, 2010 06:41 PM (kheDT)
Posted by: Strong Bad
Sounds good. We need to aim for a place like Stanley's tavern.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 19, 2010 06:41 PM (1O93r)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 19, 2010 06:41 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: runningrn at January 19, 2010 06:41 PM (CfmlF)
I'm watching it on CSpan-2
Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 06:41 PM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: Penguin at January 19, 2010 06:41 PM (605NF)
From Rush:
This one's for you, Mary Jo.
We of good cheer should offer our friends on the other side of the aisle some good advice:
DON'T CHANGE A THING.
KEEP DOING WHAT YOU ARE DOING.
FOLLOW THE LEAD OF THE PRESIDENT.
SUPPORT THE STRATEGY OF REID AND PELOSI.
Posted by: Countrysquire at January 19, 2010 06:42 PM (MNxpu)
She probably feels like she was driven off a bridge and left in a submerged car.
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at January 19, 2010 06:42 PM (Tr9MG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 19, 2010 06:42 PM (UOM48)
605 $20 says Olbermann goes home, gets drunk and violently rapes his poodle.
You're on. I say the poodle violently rapes him.
You're on, but it doesn't count if the poodle gives Olbermann a reach-around.
Posted by: Dang at January 19, 2010 06:42 PM (UA4gE)
(tears in his eyes, puddin' cup in hand) "I was waiting for this moment allll night!
Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at January 19, 2010 06:43 PM (CfmlF)
Ha Ha Queefie just cut away saying "Before we hear about the family chowder recipe..here's..."
..hilarious...he's gonna be heading for the bathtub soon
Posted by: beedubya at January 19, 2010 06:43 PM (5zYbb)
Posted by: runningrn at January 19, 2010 06:43 PM (CfmlF)
You haven't seen much of her on the campaign trail..
...I thought he was going to introduce Marcia
Posted by: beedubya at January 19, 2010 10:38 PM (5zYbb)
Damn. That there's funny!
Posted by: Reiver at January 19, 2010 06:44 PM (vTmeT)
Posted by: Berserker at January 19, 2010 06:44 PM (gWHrG)
Give Senator Brown some room to breathe and grow as a national figure.
Dont rush him into the role of God Savior of the GOP or let him allow his own ambitions to run away with him before he is ready. His popularity is well-earned, and the Senator-elect should be encouraged to help out on the 2010 campaign trail but give the guy some breathing room. He's now in the pool of 2012 VP candidates, but lets give him time to learn-up on the issues.
Not a great opening as a national figure though. His acceptance speech wasnt isnt great. Went going too long. Still going.
I'd give it an 78 out of 100. This is a state legislator talking. Did he just throw his daughter under the bus?
Posted by: mike d at January 19, 2010 06:44 PM (4w55p)
Posted by: beedubya at January 19, 2010 06:45 PM (5zYbb)
Hell iam so happy!!!! wing dip will do just fine.
Posted by: Scott so happy at January 19, 2010 06:46 PM (EvIp4)
Posted by: some wench at January 19, 2010 06:47 PM (uJBct)
Posted by: DSkinner at January 19, 2010 06:47 PM (8k9RF)
Brown's speech is way too long. Enough already.
Go get some sleep tonight and make this speech in the morning.
Posted by: mike d at January 19, 2010 06:47 PM (4w55p)
Posted by: medulla oblongata at January 19, 2010 06:47 PM (syBTO)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 19, 2010 06:47 PM (lYKj1)
Cloud? Oh, Honest Cloud? Where are you, Damnit!
We were supposed to met today!
Crap.
Maybe, I'll just go over to Kos tonight. I was supposed to meet with a bunch of people over there too.
Posted by: Bitter Disappointment at January 19, 2010 06:48 PM (QPSwc)
Posted by: beedubya at January 19, 2010 06:48 PM (5zYbb)
Posted by: Docjohn52 at January 19, 2010 06:49 PM (+Z5RN)
Posted by: Techie at January 19, 2010 06:50 PM (zbH+i)
Posted by: some wench
Quite right, wench. Also notice how Brownie's people are all standing around waiting for him to finish so they can get back to partying.
Posted by: mike d at January 19, 2010 06:51 PM (4w55p)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 19, 2010 06:51 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: medulla oblongata at January 19, 2010 06:52 PM (syBTO)
Posted by: profligatewaste at January 19, 2010 06:52 PM (b3rrc)
Could you please pass along the following public service announcement?
Slice parallel to the forearm. Slicing across is nothing more than a pitiful emo cry for help.
Posted by: MikeO at January 19, 2010 06:53 PM (Ce+tv)
Brownie c'mon...remember the words of advice from dad on the night of your Jr prom:
"Wrap it up, Son."
Posted by: mike d at January 19, 2010 06:53 PM (4w55p)
Posted by: Docjohn52 at January 19, 2010 06:54 PM (+Z5RN)
If the pooch has a Cornell diploma, it's consensual.
Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2010 06:54 PM (HjPtV)
I don't know about the rest of you , but I am dipping in all this sweet, sweet schadenfreude.
The best sauce...
(Ooh, it tingles...)
Posted by: Warthog at January 19, 2010 06:55 PM (QPSwc)
Posted by: Docjohn52 at January 19, 2010 06:55 PM (+Z5RN)
I'm still intrigued. Any upstate DE (or any DE morons) interested in a meet-up can email me at pinkertonrk1 AT gmail DOT com.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at January 19, 2010 06:56 PM (uQe/L)
Posted by: Cuffy Meigs
Holy shit...was that really Allahpundip's prediction???
Posted by: beedubya at January 19, 2010 06:56 PM (5zYbb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 19, 2010 06:56 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 19, 2010 06:58 PM (ZiQz8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 19, 2010 06:58 PM (UOM48)
I'm still intrigued. Any upstate DE (or any DE morons) interested in a meet-up can email me at pinkertonrk1 AT gmail DOT com.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes
Cool. We have to figure out how to set up a Delaware/SE PA meet up.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 19, 2010 06:58 PM (1O93r)
Posted by: medulla oblongata at January 19, 2010 06:58 PM (syBTO)
Heh. The blog is going down.
Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at January 19, 2010 06:59 PM (zxrQh)
Obots on Facebook..."we just watched our political system crumble before our very eyes."
yea imagine that, people voting = political collapse. douche bag libs. around the time of obamas inauguration last year anyone who posted up anything about change, hope or any other bullshit got deleted off my fb, phone list and email.
Posted by: evil libertarian at January 19, 2010 07:00 PM (x9lGm)
Posted by: Docjohn52 at January 19, 2010 07:00 PM (+Z5RN)
Keith Olbermann is calling my Senator's speech/party overconfidence
Howard Fineman - no cooperation in Washington, no working together ... the republicans might overplay their hand
It doesn't get any better than this!!!
Posted by: tank at January 19, 2010 07:00 PM (6tCmr)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 19, 2010 07:00 PM (Hnijx)
Posted by: Tipsy McStagger, somewhere down in Texas at January 19, 2010 07:00 PM (N54zd)
Let's keep that momentum going. I want to see Boxer taken down!
Posted by: SheldonCooperPHD at January 19, 2010 07:00 PM (RC7LR)
This indescribably sweet morsel might be followed by an even sweeter meal come November.
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 19, 2010 07:01 PM (Ab8Sw)
Be sure to post at every left-wing opinion site that "you just got tea-bagged. That smell on your nose is the smell of victory - tea-bagging victory. That taste on you lips is the taste of victory - teabagging victory."
Or you could simply write "hey, how do my balls taste?"
Posted by: JDW at January 19, 2010 07:01 PM (L+u9U)
I'm going into cardiac arrest here. The schadenfreude....the schadenfreude....
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 19, 2010 07:02 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: Tipsy McStagger, somewhere down in Texas at January 19, 2010 11:00 PM (N54zd)
Hell, I'll even throw in the governor just to sweetin' the pot.
Posted by: dogfish at January 19, 2010 07:02 PM (sGaoh)
Posted by: dr kill at January 19, 2010 07:02 PM (tGYpf)
Posted by: MR. PINK IN ALL CAPS FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT at January 19, 2010 07:02 PM (V/EYZ)
f the four takeaways Rachel Maddow had from Brown's victory speech, one of them was that Brown's daughters were available.
Posted by: taylork at January 19, 2010 07:02 PM (qIT/g)
Posted by: Indian Outlaw at January 19, 2010 07:03 PM (8zsWd)
Posted by: Countrysquire at January 19, 2010 07:03 PM (MNxpu)
Posted by: mesablue at January 19, 2010 07:03 PM (NEWal)
Posted by: Tipsy McStagger, somewhere down in Texas at January 19, 2010 07:03 PM (N54zd)
They're already making fun of his comments about his daughters on MSNBC.
What else can they do really.
Posted by: spypeach at January 19, 2010 07:04 PM (qsM1Q)
My interweb connection keeps going down. I'm off to dreamland, morons. My boobies are nice and soft, however, from the scented creme I lavished on them.
I like Scott Brown. And I'm over the moon about him. But dayum, he's going to need someone to help him rein it in. I know he's excited and all, but chill out on the daughters and personal stuff. The libs will eat it up. He's already given the 'tards over at PMSNBC material for tomorrow, and don't get me started on Chrissy, Keef and Madcow when they come out of their comas.
Later.
Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 19, 2010 07:04 PM (UOM48)
oh poor Norah O'Donnell - no one talked enought about waterboarding and Senator Brown's support thereof!!
ha, ha , ha - i need some smelling salts!
Posted by: tank at January 19, 2010 07:04 PM (6tCmr)
""""Be sure to post at every left-wing opinion site that "you just got tea-bagged. That smell on your nose is the smell of victory - tea-bagging victory. That taste on you lips is the taste of victory - teabagging victory."
Or you could simply write "hey, how do my balls taste?""""
Holy shit thats funny. lol
Posted by: Berserker at January 19, 2010 07:04 PM (gWHrG)
Posted by: Linlithgow at January 19, 2010 07:05 PM (xpBkP)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 19, 2010 07:05 PM (CCcDq)
Posted by: fluffy, choco-licious masshole at January 19, 2010 07:06 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Teabagging Denialist at January 19, 2010 07:06 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Milesdei at January 19, 2010 07:07 PM (FS9ko)
You people from othah faggot states donÂ’t get it. He may have been a drunk who let a garl die, but he was OW-UH drunk who let a garl fackinÂ’ DIE! You canÂ’t appreciate the history this man had with his votah base! We lifted him up! If it had nawt been far the LEGENDARY BAWSTON VOTAHS, that highway bill nevah would have passed! FACKINÂ’ CHAHHHHLES SCHUMAH WOULD HAVE FACKED IT UP!
NO ONE DENIES THIS!
(May have been blatantly ripped off from Kissing Suzy Kohlber)
Posted by: Tommy from Qunizee at January 19, 2010 07:07 PM (1AnxB)
Now I need to go dip my balls in victory!!!!!!!
Posted by: Billy at January 19, 2010 07:07 PM (iRv3o)
Posted by: Cuffy Meigs
Holy shit...was that really Allahpundip's prediction???
You betcha. He needs his pessimistic nose rubbed in that one reeeeal good. Pass it along, retweet it, etc.
Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 19, 2010 07:07 PM (outBY)
It's a wake at MSNBC. Gawd is it delicious.
Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 07:07 PM (UJIeT)
Posted by: Kasper Hauser at January 19, 2010 07:08 PM (ZiQz8)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2010 07:08 PM (pg/HS)
Posted by: Billy at January 19, 2010 07:08 PM (iRv3o)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 19, 2010 07:08 PM (CCcDq)
Buck up conservatives, if it can happen in Massachusetts, it can happen in San Francisco. Game on Nancy!
Posted by: Fish at January 19, 2010 07:09 PM (EINdG)
700 this is where the party is
Where's the guacamole?
Trust me. Don't eat the guac. It's been "dipped."
Posted by: Dang at January 19, 2010 07:09 PM (UA4gE)
Posted by: Xoxotl at January 19, 2010 07:09 PM (CbVPH)
Obama's dick has been kicked in the dirt so much lately I'm suprised it hasn't grown roots.
Posted by: Berserker at January 19, 2010 07:09 PM (gWHrG)
Posted by: Bubba Thudd at January 19, 2010 07:09 PM (rdeXG)
Posted by: Docjohn52 at January 19, 2010 07:09 PM (+Z5RN)
this is the greatest night, it just doesn't get better than the norah o'donnell pudding pics, you morons are the best.
Posted by: Adrian at January 19, 2010 07:09 PM (HqFA1)
Olbermann keeps talking about Democrats with "17 fingers pointing out the blame."
Rachel Maddow ___________ . (Mad Libs)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 19, 2010 07:10 PM (DPM1U)
Posted by: Dang at January 19, 2010 11:09 PM (UA4gE)
No double dipping!
Posted by: Indian Outlaw at January 19, 2010 07:10 PM (8zsWd)
Who'da thunk we'd be here now?
Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2010 07:10 PM (sYxEE)
Dems are the knight in Monty Python who has his limbs sliced off and says it's just a flesh wound.
Posted by: tank at January 19, 2010 07:10 PM (6tCmr)
Considering that these are the people who voted for a guy who ran his car into a river and left his passenger there to drown, I think she's overreaching herself. Suck it, Madcow.
Posted by: Angry Beaver at January 19, 2010 07:11 PM (XFrSe)
Posted by: dan-O at January 19, 2010 07:11 PM (pP0yk)
Obama's dick has been kicked in the dirt so much lately I'm suprised it hasn't grown roots. it's geting too dark for me!
Posted by: Harry Reid at January 19, 2010 07:11 PM (9JLGX)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 19, 2010 07:11 PM (OkT2m)
FUCK YEAH I GUESS WE REALLY ARE TEABAGGERS AFTER ALL. DENNIS & MAC WOULD BE PROUD.
Posted by: Jeff B. at January 19, 2010 07:12 PM (GhUHn)
Don't forget the Olympics and the Copenhagen Climate Cluster. That makes him an international fuck-up.
Posted by: Dang at January 19, 2010 07:12 PM (UA4gE)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 19, 2010 07:12 PM (Hnijx)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 19, 2010 07:12 PM (8ysTM)
Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 07:12 PM (ZLN2+)
Whiskey. Because Teddy would have liked that too, before getting behind the wheel.
Liberals: 0
Mary Jo: 1
Posted by: Francase at January 19, 2010 07:12 PM (j5ldT)
Hey Charles Johnson, andi sullivan, Keefums, Chrissy Matthews, Ralph Maddow
How do those Teabagger balls taste now!
Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2010 07:12 PM (sYxEE)
Please do.
Posted by: Chitown Charley at January 19, 2010 07:12 PM (iRv3o)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 19, 2010 07:13 PM (p9CiG)
Posted by: MR. PINK IN ALL CAPS FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT at January 19, 2010 07:13 PM (V/EYZ)
Posted by: Xoxotl at January 19, 2010 07:13 PM (CbVPH)
Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at January 19, 2010 07:13 PM (8ysTM)
Posted by: tank at January 19, 2010 07:13 PM (6tCmr)
Posted by: Danny Noonan at January 19, 2010 07:13 PM (unt4T)
Vodka feels alot like water but with a clean, refreshing finish...
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Posted by: Rocks at January 19, 2010 07:13 PM (OOgDc)
Posted by: Drummer from Def Leppard at January 19, 2010 07:13 PM (jkgup)
Posted by: MR. PINK IN ALL CAPS FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT at January 19, 2010 07:14 PM (V/EYZ)
(I'm flexible)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 19, 2010 11:12 PM (8ysTM)
That just made me choke... err lol i mean.
Posted by: Indian Outlaw at January 19, 2010 07:14 PM (8zsWd)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 19, 2010 07:14 PM (7x0Gk)
I think I got it right - the Mountain Dew Voltage and Mr. Clean Febreze didn't burn, although it was cold. At least the outside of testes are now disinfected.
There's only one thing left for me to do tonight, watch Skinemax pron!
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at January 19, 2010 07:14 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: tank at January 19, 2010 07:14 PM (6tCmr)
Mitt Romney
Hey I already used that joke several times. But yeah it's still awesome.
Posted by: Jeff B. at January 19, 2010 07:14 PM (GhUHn)
Posted by: kit9 at January 19, 2010 07:15 PM (TmKs7)
Posted by: A.G. at January 19, 2010 07:15 PM (jBPzC)
Posted by: Chitown-Jerry at January 19, 2010 07:15 PM (Do528)
778 Mmmm, my own mouth.
(I'm flexible) Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete
And you can type at the same time... incredible. I'm impressed.
Posted by: Dang at January 19, 2010 07:15 PM (UA4gE)
Posted by: Doc at January 19, 2010 07:15 PM (rzJpR)
Posted by: hutch1200 at January 19, 2010 07:15 PM (sYmkx)
Posted by: CONAN O'BRIEN'S INFAMOUS MASTURBATING BEAR at January 19, 2010 07:15 PM (GhUHn)
Awwwwwww, dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip, mow-mow-mow-mow-mow-mow-mow-mow, dip your baaaaaaaaaallllllllls !
Posted by: Blazer at January 19, 2010 07:15 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Kasper Hauser at January 19, 2010 07:15 PM (ZiQz8)
Sounds like DWS has dipped her balls so much it's affected her brain.
Posted by: theadmiral at January 19, 2010 07:15 PM (FjDHa)
Dipped deep.
Impression:
Interesting. Not as refreshing as I'd thought it would be. Slightly messy. All in all, not unpleasant but Scott Brown's victory was much more satisfying.
Fuckin' Ace. I can't believe he coaxed me into doing this.
G'night M&Ms! Great day, but I've got an early start in the morning.
Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at January 19, 2010 07:16 PM (zxrQh)
Posted by: Zimriel at January 19, 2010 07:16 PM (WHpnp)
Posted by: tank at January 19, 2010 11:14 PM (6tCmr)
Ah, they are at Doyle's. Used to be my favorite t-shirt. Now it's my Scott Brown shirt. Nevah taking it off.
Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 07:16 PM (UJIeT)
Posted by: ace at January 19, 2010 07:16 PM (x4jEA)
Greta: "The unthinkable happened here in Massachusetts."
Sorry Greta, but it's perfectly understandable......to a conservative.
Posted by: Fish at January 19, 2010 07:16 PM (EINdG)
Yeah, you like that, Obama? Uh-huh. Roll them in your mouth. Don't talk... don't talk...
Posted by: Xoxotl at January 19, 2010 07:17 PM (CbVPH)
Posted by: Hatchet Five at January 19, 2010 07:17 PM (n6iqK)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 19, 2010 07:17 PM (DIYmd)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 19, 2010 07:17 PM (DPM1U)
Posted by: Indian Outlaw at January 19, 2010 07:17 PM (8zsWd)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 19, 2010 07:17 PM (FDfio)
Posted by: ace at January 19, 2010 07:17 PM (x4jEA)
From Jim DeMint tonight:
Scott Brown Wins U.S. Senate Race in Massachusetts
Greenville, SC -- U.S. Senator Jim DeMint (R-South Carolina), chairman of the Senate Conservatives Fund (SCF), made the following statement tonight after state Sen. Scott Brown was declared the winner of the special election for U.S. Senate in Massachusetts.
"Republican state Sen. Scott Brown has won the special election for U.S. Senate in Massachusetts. The outcome of this race is truly historic and could be the beginning of a fundamental realignment in American politics toward common-sense, conservative candidates," said Senator DeMint.
"Massachusetts has not elected a Republican to the U.S. Senate since 1972, and President Obama won 62 percent of the vote in the Bay State just 13 months ago. This Senate seat was held by Ted Kennedy for nearly 50 years and was considered one of the safest Democratic seats in the entire country.
"Scott Brown defied the odds because he gave freedom-loving Americans in Massachusetts and across the nation principled reasons to support him with their time and money. He ran against government-run health care, he ran against Washington spending, and he courageously supported broad-based tax cuts to create jobs. He won this race because he was willing to push bold, conservative ideas that set him apart from the Democrat in the race.
"Scott Brown's victory proves that mainstream, conservative candidates can win anywhere in the country if they're willing to fight for the principles of freedom. It proves that conservative candidates can win in states like Pennsylvania, Florida, California, Illinois, and Delaware where the Republican establishment has said only moderates can win. This victory also shows that if Americans are willing to get involved in the political process and fight for their principles, they don't have to settle for second-best.
"Conservatives should be very proud of what they accomplished in Massachusetts tonight, but this is just the beginning. We must continue to engage in Senate race after Senate race to make sure the leaders we send to Washington put principle ahead of party and fight to take our country back."
The Senate Conservatives Fund (SCF) is a political action committee dedicated to electing principled, conservative leaders to the United States Senate. SCF has over 100,000 grassroots members nationwide who did their small part to help elect Scott Brown by contributing to his campaign and volunteering to make get-out-the-vote calls from home.
Posted by: Countrysquire at January 19, 2010 07:18 PM (MNxpu)
Posted by: MostlyRight at January 19, 2010 07:18 PM (0aCXd)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 19, 2010 07:18 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: ace
Uh. That's sure some detailed reporting from campaign headquarters there Ace. Details I don't think we ever expected to get.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 19, 2010 07:18 PM (1O93r)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 19, 2010 07:18 PM (oxMVR)
Roll Call headline:
Democrats Get Wake-Up Call, Lose Supermajority
Wake up call? I'd call it a bitch slap.
Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 07:18 PM (UJIeT)
Debbie Wasserman Schultze thinks the dems will be successful running on healthcare in November - ha, ha-ha
I say they are right. That is what they should run on. Also, cap and trade, immigration reform and higher taxes on the banks that will be passed on to their customers. They need to keep on digging.
Posted by: huerfano at January 19, 2010 07:18 PM (kJLH9)
Harvard Square or Kendall?
Posted by: Techie at January 19, 2010 11:18 PM (zbH+i)
JP
Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 07:19 PM (UJIeT)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 19, 2010 07:19 PM (Hnijx)
Posted by: mystry at January 19, 2010 07:19 PM (kmgIE)
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at January 19, 2010 07:19 PM (NYoCw)
I'd like to report that applesauce makes your balls really freaking sticky.
Posted by: Boy Named Sous at January 19, 2010 07:19 PM (NOjWP)
IÂ’d like independent confirmation of AceÂ’s dipping. Is Drew there to confirm for us?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 07:20 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: tank at January 19, 2010 11:17 PM (6tCmr)
Yep. Love the place.
Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 07:20 PM (UJIeT)
Posted by: DSkinner at January 19, 2010 07:20 PM (8k9RF)
Posted by: ace
I didn't know we're supposed to, um, examine afterwards. There's no FAQ on this. Ace, you're treading down uncharted territory here.
Posted by: Iskandar at January 19, 2010 07:20 PM (doEqS)
Posted by: Ball D. Cat at January 19, 2010 07:21 PM (a9UO0)
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best.
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held dipped every night
Posted by: Berserker at January 19, 2010 07:21 PM (gWHrG)
Posted by: charles emerson winchester IX at January 19, 2010 07:22 PM (Sj4G/)
No shit!?!?
Sweet Jesus, this is a whole year's worth of glee in three days.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 19, 2010 07:22 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2010 07:22 PM (sey23)
Uh. That's sure some detailed reporting from campaign headquarters there Ace. Details I don't think we ever expected wanted to get.
FIFY
Posted by: Boy Named Sous at January 19, 2010 07:22 PM (NOjWP)
The liberal spinmeisters will be up late drafting the talking points for the morning shows. The lies should be emailed by early AM.
Posted by: Fish at January 19, 2010 07:22 PM (EINdG)
Posted by: ace
Wow, Drew really was helpful eh?
Posted by: Rocks at January 19, 2010 07:22 PM (OOgDc)
"843 i am not posting this in the main post, because I'll never be invited anywhere again.
And if anyone notices, it was just a joke. Of course I would never do something like that.
never ever ever.
Ace"
As I've said in several threads tonight Ace, VIDEO OF THE ACT OR IT NEVER HAPPENED!
Posted by: MostlyRight at January 19, 2010 07:22 PM (0aCXd)
I'd like to send my heart felt thanks to all the MA moron and moronettes who worked their asses off, as well as all the great patriots in the great state of Massachussetts.
You've again started the Revolution. We won't let you down!
Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at January 19, 2010 07:22 PM (ucq49)
Posted by: mystry at January 19, 2010 07:23 PM (kmgIE)
Posted by: SoCalMe at January 19, 2010 07:23 PM (bKnnS)
Posted by: Janeane Garofalo at January 19, 2010 07:23 PM (sGaoh)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2010 07:23 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: eman at January 19, 2010 07:23 PM (sqNBZ)
Wife: (silence) "Wait... you did what now?"
Posted by: Xoxotl at January 19, 2010 07:24 PM (CbVPH)
Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 07:24 PM (UJIeT)
Posted by: random at January 19, 2010 07:24 PM (mhbHz)
My girlfriend enthusiastically complied with my request to use her mouth as the well in which to dip my sack. As I came up here to type, she said she wouldn't mind a second dipping.
The Republic breathes a new life.
I can forgive MA for The Swimmer.
And I get to give my woman the sack again.
Life is gooooooood.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 19, 2010 07:24 PM (U37Ux)
That's very cool. I hope he has a couple of cocktails first because, unlike some folks (whose opinions I greatly respect), I thought this speech was awesome. Somebody needs to take a hatchet to this mess.
Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 07:24 PM (9Wv2j)
I'd like to send my heart felt thanks to all the MA moron and moronettes who worked their asses off, as well as all the great patriots in the great state of Massachussetts.
You've again started the Revolution. We won't let you down!
Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1stAbsolutely. There's Morons in Delaware, PA, California and Nevada that all have races to look forward to and be heard.
Together, we can create a dipping buffet.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 19, 2010 07:25 PM (1O93r)
Stop for a moment my fellow M&M's and consider... tonight the Republic was saved. Just let that sink in... the Republic was saved.
Tomorrow, hell even now, the phones are ringing in the Oval Office to tell O. that it is over. His ghostwritten dreams of his father are gone.
Pelosi will try to hold it together but she will be herding weasles. I imagine a few of the really weak ones will flip in the coming days.
Reid is, in the vernacular, fucked.
Their grab for power, the socalist dream that would tie the majority of Americans to their party forever was thiiiiis close... but it slipped away. Tonight. it. slipped. away...
Imagine their disappointment, their angst, their frustration...
AND I JUST GOTTA DIP MY BALLS IN THAT!
Posted by: Warthog at January 19, 2010 07:25 PM (QPSwc)
Posted by: Scott Rasmussen at January 19, 2010 07:25 PM (dcKUM)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 19, 2010 07:25 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Ghost (D-Burning In Hell) at January 19, 2010 07:25 PM (CbVPH)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 19, 2010 07:26 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy at January 19, 2010 07:26 PM (8ysTM)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at January 19, 2010 07:26 PM (u1eX7)
Posted by: Rodent Freikorps at January 19, 2010 07:27 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Massholio at January 19, 2010 07:27 PM (SwkdU)
Pictures or it didn't.... oh Hell, just send us pictures.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 19, 2010 07:27 PM (1O93r)
Rep. Chris Van Hollen of Maryland, head of the House Democrats' campaign effort, said Coakley's loss won't deter his colleagues from continuing to blame the previous administration.
"President George W. Bush and House Republicans drove our economy into a ditch and tried to run away from the accident," he said. "President Obama and congressional Democrats have been focused repairing the damage to our economy.
Relaly how long can they blame everything on Bush?
Posted by: tank at January 19, 2010 07:27 PM (6tCmr)
Posted by: Gerald Amirault at January 19, 2010 07:27 PM (dcKUM)
Actually, it was pretty cold, and my junk smells like a Twix bar.
Did you take my Twix bar, Ace? Because I see cookie crumbs on your face, and Twix is the only bar with the cookie crunch!
Posted by: George Costanza at January 19, 2010 07:27 PM (2qU2d)
How did our balls taste Janeane? I hope you enjoyed them
Posted by: Hatchet Five at January 19, 2010 07:27 PM (n6iqK)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 19, 2010 07:27 PM (8ysTM)
Special consideration should also be extended to the thousands of Americans throughout the 57 states who contributed to the Scott Brown campaign. The large influx of money from outside the Commonwealth is what greased the wheels. Thank you America.
Posted by: Fish at January 19, 2010 07:28 PM (EINdG)
Posted by: MAJHAM@GTMO at January 19, 2010 07:28 PM (k9sLf)
"With 2099 of 2168 Precincts Reporting:
Scott Brown 1,127,561
Martha Coakley 1,013,451"
Uh, that's only a difference of a bit over 14,000 votes--which means Dems and their helpers in Acorn and SEIU only need to "find" 30 or so boxes of previously uncounted votes in the trunks of precinct-workers' cars to throw the outcome to Coakley.
Second: Reid has clearly signalled his game plan: "Can't seat him until all the proper paperwork has been submitted." Not-so-subtle message to Mass. Dem state leaders--including Dem governor and Secretary of State: "If you misplace a word or fail to dot an i, or the paper is the wrong size or color, we will--with great sadness, of course--have to send the whole mess back to you and you'll have to convene the state legislature and start ALL OVER."
As someone pointed out, the leaders of the senate have a LOT of latitude in how quickly or slowly they move their fat asses to get something like this done.
Anybody wanna go for the over/under on the date Brown is officially seated in the U.S. Senate?
Posted by: sf at January 19, 2010 07:28 PM (xz5dP)
Relaly how long can they blame everything on Bush?
Posted by: tank at January 19, 2010 11:27 PM (6tCmr)
Until we ensure that they stop moving.
Posted by: TexasJew at January 19, 2010 07:28 PM (dcKUM)
Oh hells yeah. BTW I'm glad Santorum is still active; he was always a serious political thinker, in my opinion.
Posted by: Zimriel at January 19, 2010 07:29 PM (WHpnp)
Thanks, Massachusetts. There, I said it.
Now back to your normally scheduled mass-hating. 18-1 forever!
Posted by: Anonymous Coward at January 19, 2010 07:29 PM (HvL7o)
Posted by: tank at January 19, 2010 07:29 PM (6tCmr)
One question though, can we still call them Massholes?
Posted by: Hedgehog at January 19, 2010 11:28 PM (oQIfB)
You better not.
Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 07:29 PM (UJIeT)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 19, 2010 07:30 PM (8ysTM)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 19, 2010 07:30 PM (OkT2m)
One question though, can we still call them Massholes?
Posted by: Hedgehog
Only those idiots in Wendell. THey went 80% for Marcia.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 19, 2010 07:30 PM (1O93r)
Dragging nads through carmel sauce $.50
Extra sprinkles, $.45
Whipped cream and a cherry, $.25
Having Queef Uberdouce lick your taint in submission.
Priceless
Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 19, 2010 07:30 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: Idealist at January 19, 2010 07:30 PM (9fULy)
Posted by: Zimriel at January 19, 2010 07:30 PM (WHpnp)
Posted by: St. Agnostica at January 19, 2010 07:30 PM (gbCNS)
Posted by: Massholio at January 19, 2010 07:31 PM (SwkdU)
"With 2099 of 2168 Precincts Reporting:
Scott Brown 1,127,561
Martha Coakley 1,013,451"
Uh, that's only a difference of a bit over 14,000 votes
Posted by: sf at January 19, 2010 11:28 PM (xz5dP)
14,000? What fucking school did you go to, Einstein? You just lost your Moron patch.
Posted by: TexasJew at January 19, 2010 07:31 PM (dcKUM)
"921 Absolutely marvelous. However...
"With 2099 of 2168 Precincts Reporting:
Scott Brown 1,127,561
Martha Coakley 1,013,451"
Uh, that's only a difference of a bit over 14,000 votes"
Ummmm...check your math again.
Posted by: MostlyRight at January 19, 2010 07:31 PM (0aCXd)
Posted by: tank at January 19, 2010 11:29 PM (6tCmr)
Actually, it is Bush's fault. For beating Kerry when the MA hacks were so convinced the winter soldier was going to win and changing the rules so Mitt couldn't appoint his replacement.
Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 07:31 PM (UJIeT)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at January 19, 2010 07:31 PM (GNydv)
Fish, you got a link?
Tonight all of my dreams have come true.
Posted by: Warthog at January 19, 2010 11:27 PM (QPSwc)
Santorum made the comment on Greta Van Susteren. He's no longer in the leadership so moderation is suggested.
Posted by: Fish at January 19, 2010 07:32 PM (EINdG)
Stop for a moment my fellow M&M's and consider... tonight the Republic was saved. Just let that sink in... the Republic was saved.
Tomorrow, hell even now, the phones are ringing in the Oval Office to tell O. that it is over. His ghostwritten dreams of his father are gone.
Pelosi will try to hold it together but she will be herding weasles. I imagine a few of the really weak ones will flip in the coming days.
Reid is, in the vernacular, fucked.
Their grab for power, the socalist dream that would tie the majority of Americans to their party forever was thiiiiis close... but it slipped away. Tonight. it. slipped. away...
Imagine their disappointment, their angst, their frustration...
AND I JUST GOTTA DIP MY BALLS IN THAT!
QUOTED FOR FUCKING TRUTH.
Posted by: Jeff B. at January 19, 2010 07:32 PM (GhUHn)
Uh, that's only a difference of a bit over 14,000 votes--which means Dems and their helpers in Acorn and SEIU only need to "find" 30 or so boxes of previously uncounted votes in the trunks of precinct-workers' cars to throw the outcome to Coakley.
Uh....are you doing New Math? The current lead is about 100,000 votes.
No more Valu-Rite for YOU!
Posted by: effinayright at January 19, 2010 07:32 PM (lQRmV)
Posted by: Techie at January 19, 2010 11:30 PM (zbH+i)
My mom hails from the great state of Maine so I'm a mix.
Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 07:33 PM (UJIeT)
You people didn't really think I was growing vegetables in that garden, did you??
Posted by: Meee'chelle My Belle at January 19, 2010 07:33 PM (LeFbD)
Someone needs to make a "We can all be friends now because we need you" video just like the Libitards did after the last election.
With someone dipping their balls in the background!!!!
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at January 19, 2010 07:34 PM (ymwj3)
Posted by: eman at January 19, 2010 07:34 PM (sqNBZ)
Posted by: vai2112 at January 19, 2010 07:34 PM (4ucyN)
Or since this is Masshole Appreciation Night.
Kappy's!
Posted by: Techie at January 19, 2010 07:34 PM (zbH+i)
Posted by: effinayright at January 19, 2010 07:34 PM (lQRmV)
Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 07:35 PM (UJIeT)
Posted by: David at January 19, 2010 07:35 PM (ZzjLj)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2010 07:35 PM (9Lm5R)
Webb and Blanche would probably tear Reid apart.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 19, 2010 07:35 PM (1O93r)
Posted by: grace at January 19, 2010 07:35 PM (Exq1l)
Posted by: Fish at January 19, 2010 07:35 PM (EINdG)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at January 19, 2010 07:36 PM (u1eX7)
Anyone else hear Chris Matthews talking about LBJ a few hours ago--MESSNBC's absurd conclusion from the Brownout is that Obama needs to push the Congress into health reform like he's birthing a nose tackle. Only Sarah Palin has the kegel muscles for that.
Don't think quoting LBJ would go over too well in Massachusetts.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 19, 2010 07:36 PM (DPM1U)
Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 07:36 PM (UJIeT)
Unfortunately she forgot to employ Mike's Nature Trick to Hide The Decline.
Posted by: Unfortunate Phrases Leftists Use at January 19, 2010 07:36 PM (9b6FB)
. Just let that sink in... the Republic was saved.
I realize the endorphins are high, right now, but it is only a battle won. The war goes on.
Who's next?
Posted by: Rodent Freikorps at January 19, 2010 07:36 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Fish at January 19, 2010 11:35 PM (EINdG)
They are going to primary challenge the inucumbants?
Posted by: Rocks at January 19, 2010 07:37 PM (OOgDc)
Posted by: MR PINK SOCKPUPPETTING AN NBC EXEC at January 19, 2010 07:37 PM (V/EYZ)
Posted by: ace at January 19, 2010 11:16 PM (x4jEA)
You say that like it's a bad thing.
(hey little girl, want some candy?...)
Posted by: Warthog at January 19, 2010 07:37 PM (QPSwc)
Senator Webb said Health Care considerations should stop immediately until Brown is seated.
To that end, I believe it would only be fair and prudent that we suspend further votes on health care legislation until Senator-elect Brown is seated."
Too little, too late, you ARROGANT, CONCEITED, USELESS BASTARD! YOU'RE NEXT (and your little pal, Warner, a couple years after that)!
Posted by: RushBabe at January 19, 2010 07:37 PM (LKkE8)
Scott Brown has trouble taking directions from Dark Helmet.
Posted by: Techie at January 19, 2010 07:37 PM (zbH+i)
Maddow just brought up the whole "women voters/ women candidate" thing. This is the first time I've seen her - how did she get a job on TV?
Posted by: Penultimatum at January 19, 2010 07:37 PM (CIKgX)
Posted by: eman at January 19, 2010 07:38 PM (sqNBZ)
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 19, 2010 10:58 PM (1O93r)
I am in. Will continute to check back.
Posted by: always right at January 19, 2010 07:38 PM (8/wkb)
Posted by: Zimriel at January 19, 2010 07:38 PM (WHpnp)
Posted by: Sparky at January 19, 2010 07:38 PM (r0u40)
Posted by: Fish at January 19, 2010 11:35 PM (EINdG)
again, Obama will lose in 2012, unless he decides to become Bill Clinton he's done in 2012 and hell in today's world of talk radio and 24/7 news Clinton might have lost in 1996 anyways
Don't think quoting LBJ would go over too well in Massachusetts.
true, but it did go to LBJ easily in 1964
Posted by: YRM at January 19, 2010 07:38 PM (MxqA5)
Posted by: vai2112 at January 19, 2010 07:38 PM (4ucyN)
Posted by: Bo, Portuguese Water Dog at January 19, 2010 07:39 PM (LKkE8)
Maddow just brought up the whole "women voters/ women candidate" thing. This is the first time I've seen her - how did she get a job on TV?
Posted by: Penultimatum at January 19, 2010 11:37 PM (CIKgX)
She slept with the producer's teenage daughter.
Posted by: Newt Gingrich at January 19, 2010 07:39 PM (dcKUM)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 19, 2010 07:39 PM (DPM1U)
It all comes together now, the dippers are the teabaggers, and the pudding was the liberals/Keith Olbermann.
Brilliant!
Posted by: medulla oblongata at January 19, 2010 07:40 PM (syBTO)
Posted by: Docjohn52 at January 19, 2010 07:40 PM (+Z5RN)
. Just let that sink in... the Republic was saved.
I realize the endorphins are high, right now, but it is only a battle won. The war goes on.
Yeah. I'm all giddy and drunk and relieved and warm and fuzzy right now, but I expect shenanigans. As soon as Barry hung up from his phone call with Brown tonight, and finished throwing the ashtrays, he sat down with Rahm to figure out what they can force through next.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 19, 2010 07:40 PM (OkT2m)
Howie Carr's victory column up on Herald site now.
The party's over for Obama & Co.
The snow is brown - Scott Brown. Guys in pickup trucks donÂ’t let a few flurries bother them.
The lesson is clear. The people are mad as hell, and they arenÂ’t going to take it anymore.
This isnÂ’t an election, itÂ’s a movement. We reversed the curse - the Kennedy curse.
Read it all when you sober up.
Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 07:40 PM (UJIeT)
Posted by: Scott Brown (R) at January 19, 2010 07:40 PM (LKkE8)
Fish why wait till 16?
Posted by: Eric at January 19, 2010 11:37 PM (Qc/s6)
Serves the remaining two year term. Is reelected in '12 as an experienced senator, and begins running for the big boy seat in '14 to be sworn in '16.
Posted by: Fish at January 19, 2010 07:40 PM (EINdG)
Martha Coakley: the ball
Posted by: Zimriel at January 19, 2010 07:41 PM (WHpnp)
Posted by: vai2112 at January 19, 2010 07:41 PM (4ucyN)
Posted by: medulla oblongata at January 19, 2010 07:41 PM (syBTO)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 19, 2010 07:41 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: Slappy at January 19, 2010 07:41 PM (ljvjO)
Damn, the Democrats aren't waiting till midnight to splinter up.
Barney Frank also giving in...
RT @philipaklein: Barney Frank:"Our respect for Democratic procedures must rule out any effort to pass a HC as if Mass elec hadn't happened"
Posted by: Freida Lay at January 19, 2010 07:41 PM (ax4Qo)
Posted by: Zimriel at January 19, 2010 11:38 PM (WHpnp)
Deee-licious
Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 07:42 PM (UJIeT)
Well, it isn't summer so we won't be sweating and stinky. Maybe Dingy Harry would see us.
Posted by: DSkinner at January 19, 2010 07:42 PM (8k9RF)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 19, 2010 07:42 PM (vTmeT)
Posted by: Docjohn52 at January 19, 2010 07:42 PM (+Z5RN)
Damn, the Democrats aren't waiting till midnight to splinter up.
Posted by: Techie at January 19, 2010 11:38 PM (zbH+i)
Buckethead plenty frightened! Save me from pissed off voters! I want to go back to writing penis books!
Posted by: TexasJew at January 19, 2010 07:43 PM (dcKUM)
Posted by: St. Agnostica at January 19, 2010 07:44 PM (gbCNS)
Posted by: Twinks at January 19, 2010 07:44 PM (LeFbD)
Maddow has been on the verge of tears all night.
Posted by: medulla oblongata at January 19, 2010 11:41 PM (syBTO)
I'm sorry to hear of her despondency, but to make things better, she can always bump humps with Rosie O'Donnell.
Posted by: Fish at January 19, 2010 07:44 PM (EINdG)
957 I hope Marcia has a nice pancake breakfast tomorrow.
Yes, I hear it's scheduled right after the Rachel Corrie Pancake Breakfast.
Posted by: effinayright at January 19, 2010 07:44 PM (lQRmV)
Hahahaha from Howie's column:
Health-care “reform” dead for a generation? Let’s keep our fingers crossed. Two generations would be even better. As several callers to my radio show said yesterday, paraphrasing Michelle Obama:
“For the first time in my adult life, I feel proud to be a Massachusetts resident.”
Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 07:44 PM (UJIeT)
Oh, I can't wait.
Posted by: Zimriel at January 19, 2010 07:45 PM (WHpnp)
Posted by: Penultimatum at January 19, 2010 11:37 PM (CIKgX)
She has good oral skills.
Posted by: Rodent Freikorps at January 19, 2010 07:45 PM (dQdrY)
Awww, Joan Walsch just said Scott Brown embarrassed himself and it was horrible tha the "offered up his daughters".
Well, she's on MSNBC so she's qualified to speak on embarrassment. She's just misplaced here...as usual. Sunt.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 07:45 PM (lNw1b)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 19, 2010 07:45 PM (DPM1U)
We are not the ones who should be working harder. For my part, I canÂ’t find a f*cking job right now. I canÂ’t afford to work for anyone unless it involves a paycheck.
Posted by: YRM at January 19, 2010 07:46 PM (MxqA5)
Posted by: Kanye West at January 19, 2010 07:46 PM (N54zd)
Oh, I can't wait.
Posted by: Zimriel at January 19, 2010 11:45 PM (WHpnp)
"We're fucked! All is lost! Zombie Kennedys have sucked out our brains!"
Posted by: TexasJew at January 19, 2010 07:46 PM (dcKUM)
Although Beckel has been in a 12-step program for some time, this evenings event could push him over the edge back into Jim Beam country.
Posted by: Fish at January 19, 2010 07:48 PM (EINdG)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 19, 2010 07:48 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: Techie at January 19, 2010 07:49 PM (zbH+i)
Posted by: hutch1200 at January 19, 2010 07:49 PM (sYmkx)
"Yo Teabaggers, I'm really happy for y'all. Ima let y'all finish dippin' but Scott Brown is fuckin' awesome. Scott Brown is fuckin' awesome."
fifme
Posted by: Kanye West at January 19, 2010 07:49 PM (N54zd)
It got another tiny mention at the top-of-the-hour network news.
CBS didn't let anyone know that this was frikkin' huge. It was downplayed to the point of absurdity. They should have had cameras and reporters everywhere, covered in pudding spray.
Posted by: Unfortunate Phrases Leftists Use at January 19, 2010 07:50 PM (9b6FB)
. Just let that sink in... the Republic was saved.
I realize the endorphins are high, right now, but it is only a battle won. The war goes on.
Who's next?
Posted by: Rodent Freikorps at January 19, 2010 11:36 PM (dQdrY)
Oh, absolutely. I was just pointing out that they'd reached their high-water mark but the dam held.
(we still have to drain the swamp...)
Posted by: Warthog at January 19, 2010 07:52 PM (QPSwc)
We are not the ones who should be working harder. For my part, I canÂ’t find a f*cking job right now. I canÂ’t afford to work for anyone unless it involves a paycheck.
They voted for change, they got change, what the fuck are they bitching about?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 19, 2010 07:52 PM (OkT2m)
**Come on, Massachusetts!PLEASE save the rest of us! After Ted, you just canÂ’t saddle us with a wingnut centerfold!!!**
Posted by: YRM at January 19, 2010 07:52 PM (MxqA5)
Massachusetts to Teddy: "F--k you."
From the corner.
Posted by: Dr. Spank at January 19, 2010 11:47 PM (muUqs)
One of his best reviews ever!
Posted by: TexasJew at January 19, 2010 07:52 PM (dcKUM)
Posted by: Bugs at January 19, 2010 07:52 PM (9qbUG)
Nips were dipped in Hershey's Dark Chocolate Syrup. Can't drink, though, cause I'm two weeks away from giving birth. Don't want any of the Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. But please, everyone have a drink for me!
Posted by: Mandy P. at January 19, 2010 07:54 PM (MK6Kx)
I'm drunk so Ima gonna hit the hay.
Thansk loppyd and all others who worked so hard for a Brown vicory!
Bon soire mes amis - Senator Lurch - you ARE on the radare!
Posted by: tank at January 19, 2010 07:55 PM (6tCmr)
Posted by: St. Agnostica at January 19, 2010 07:56 PM (gbCNS)
Posted by: Mal at January 19, 2010 07:57 PM (Z+qzA)
Hey John Kerry~why the LONG FACE!
Congrats, Mandy~drink taken for you! Your child will live in a world where the Dems don't own us anymore.
Posted by: Brass Monkey at January 19, 2010 07:58 PM (sHGby)
Posted by: YRM at January 19, 2010 07:58 PM (MxqA5)
Posted by: Hedgehog at January 19, 2010 07:59 PM (oQIfB)
@Posted by: Pike Place Pete at January 19, 2010 11:51 PM (qD3QA)
That was a work of art.
(I feel the love in it...)
Posted by: Warthog at January 19, 2010 08:01 PM (QPSwc)
When the euphoria wears off, go have some rip roaring fun - go check out the Leftists' sites.
It's gobsmackin' good!!!!!!
Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at January 19, 2010 08:03 PM (ucq49)
Awww, Joan Walsch just said Scott Brown embarrassed himself and it was horrible tha the "offered up his daughters".
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 11:45 PM (lNw1b)
Yeah, Joan, that's exactly what Brown did, you giant pile. I would tell you to go get a good teabagging from Olbermann but you're the wrong gender for that closet dweller, so out-of-the-closet Maddow will have to do.
How must it be to go through life so miserable and hateful that you would believe and state something like Walsh did? As I always say, whenever you think for a split second that maybe you should try to bridge differences with liberals and try to get along with them, just remember all the deranged, sophomoric, anger-ridden insults they toss at Republicans/conservatives, especially after they don't get their way, like tonight in Massachusetts. How do you ever find common ground or even act civil to people like Joan that think so little of others simply because of their political beliefs or party affiliation? You don't so don't waste your time. I'm sure I'm not the only person that has found this out through direct experience.
Posted by: Slappy at January 19, 2010 08:07 PM (ljvjO)
**Come on, Massachusetts!PLEASE save the rest of us! After Ted, you just canÂ’t saddle us with a wingnut centerfold!!!**
So, Brown is not an attorney, longtime state legislator, or 30-year member of the National Guard, but "a wingnut centerfold." Does that mean that instead of calling Ted Kennedy a longtime U.S. Senator or former presidential candidate, we can just call him "a socialist murderer"? Or that instead of the first minority President or former U.S. Senator, we can call Obama "a socialist druggie"?
Posted by: Slappy at January 19, 2010 08:08 PM (ljvjO)
Posted by: citizen khan at January 19, 2010 08:09 PM (JSosi)
Posted by: Slappy at January 19, 2010 08:10 PM (ljvjO)
Posted by: MR PINK SOCKPUPPETTING AN NBC EXEC at January 19, 2010 08:11 PM (V/EYZ)
Maddow and Chrissy Matthews keep hammering the meme that it was Martha being A Woman that was the problem. It is still not a referendum on Obamacare. Not at all. That has nothing to do with it.
You damn misogynists. It's all your fault.
Posted by: Penultimatum at January 19, 2010 08:12 PM (CIKgX)
Posted by: hutch1200 at January 19, 2010 08:17 PM (sYmkx)
Posted by: vai2112 at January 19, 2010 11:38 PM (4ucyN)
You think they know that? Or remember that? Seriously. Maybe because of his death. But I'm 26, and I didn't know until Jerry Doyle took a moment out of his radio show to explain it to us young folk. If I was a liberal, I feel I might still not know it.
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Posted by: Faye Kinnit at January 19, 2010 08:44 PM (w01fM)
For the first time in my life, I envy not having balls.
Posted by: Brass Monkey at January 19, 2010 11:33 PM (sHGby)
It must have been a cold day in some very warm places, Massatuchets now has a Republican Senator!
(freeze, balls...ah, forget it.)
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Is that zulu or local?
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 05:42 PM (RsjrV)