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May 04, 2010

Dirty Teabaggers Send Envelope Containing White Powder to Governor
— Ace

Sometimes it's vitally important that we scold people for using intemperate rhetoric that might create "a climate of fear" and political violence.

Sometimes -- not so much. Not so much.

The FBI will assist in the investigation of a suspicious envelope addressed to Gov. Jan Brewer that an employee at the Capitol opened Tuesday, sending the Executive Tower into one-hour lockdown after a white powder spilled from the envelope onto a computer.

In more good news, President Heal the Nation is now using the term teabaggers privately.

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1 Commiecrats will be commiecrats....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 04, 2010 02:30 PM (ujg0T)

2 President Tea-Baggee.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2010 02:30 PM (UOM48)

3 Must be an anti-immigration teabagger. Who else would do it?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 04, 2010 02:30 PM (c0A3e)

4 Foist?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 04, 2010 02:32 PM (ujg0T)

5 Barry knows the teabagging intimately.

Posted by: huerfano at May 04, 2010 02:34 PM (oSrBX)

6 Man, those law-abiding, strictly 100% peaceful Progressives are sure keeping the FBI busy these days.

Posted by: stuiec at May 04, 2010 02:35 PM (W+GYq)

7 He's said "tea bag people" before, and the impression I got was that he was used to saying "teabagger" and cut himself short because it was TV.

Dude is bovine.

Posted by: oblig. at May 04, 2010 02:35 PM (x7Ao8)

He's said "tea bag people" before, and the impression I got was that he was used to saying "teabagger" and cut himself short because it was TV.

Obama hates "tea bag people."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 04, 2010 02:36 PM (QMtmy)

9 Where's Presidon't Tea Baggee on the deaths in TN and KY? Hope the poor jackass got in some hoops today. Bastard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2010 02:37 PM (UOM48)

10 Even Clinton had more class than this asshole.

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 04, 2010 02:38 PM (0GFWk)

11 It's been obvious for a long while now that Bammer doesn't much care for at least half of the people of the country he is nominally in charge of. He's an imperious, peevish, thin-skinned, asshole-smart* urban liberal. He doesn't have the temperament for the job he's holding -- I knew that right from the get-go, but his enablers work hard to ignore it. *A term my uncle coined a long time ago to describe an over-educated urbanite who had no common sense.

Posted by: Monty at May 04, 2010 02:39 PM (O3eFQ)

How many tea parties have there been since last year? Add up all those locations and all those people.

Now, how many arrests were there of tea party members? How many windows were broken by tea party members? How many bottles were thrown at cops by tea party members?

Other than the shit the media has made up and then refuses to retract.

Unfuckingreal.

It's outright slander and libel and it's time they should be called on it.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 04, 2010 02:39 PM (lYcZ3)

13
The 'white powder' was mostly non-lethal?

Posted by: Dang Straights at May 04, 2010 02:39 PM (fx8sm)

14 "President Heal the Nation is now using the term teabaggers privately."

Next up? Giving them the finger during press conferences (if he ever has another one) and the SOTU. He's just that subtle.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 04, 2010 02:39 PM (swuwV)

15 Barry knows the teabagging intimately.
Posted by: huerfano at May 04, 2010 06:34 PM (oSrBX)

Ditto.

Posted by: Braney Frank Lemon Party Czar at May 04, 2010 02:40 PM (E5V01)

16 And you know he is even a nastier fuck in private? Gee he must be one miserable fuck. And that's all the fuck I have to say.

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 04, 2010 02:41 PM (0GFWk)

17 Maybe it's from Obama's stash.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 04, 2010 02:41 PM (6Cojl)

white powder spilled from the envelope

Ooops, my bad! That was supposed to go to my frenemy Paris Hilton for the party this weekend.

Posted by: Lindsay Lohan at May 04, 2010 02:41 PM (cniXs)

speaking of horseshit...

today radio talker Michael Graham was talking a Boston Globe story about the deaths of several Census 2010 workers and the threat posed to them by 'anti-govt' activists.

Here's the thing though: The Census workers died in car crashes.

Posted by: Injun Joe at May 04, 2010 02:42 PM (uFokq)

20 Forced myself to watch Orca today to see Laura Bush being interviewed on her book. I literally had tears in my eyes seeing and hearing her grace and class. The twins were on, too. Wow. Even Orca seemed impressed.

Compare the Bush's, no matter how you feel about W's presidency, to the cheap, low-class Marxists in the WH now. Breaks my heart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2010 02:42 PM (UOM48)

21 17 Maybe it's from Obama's stash.

Heh. But if it's white powder...that's one stash Obama doesn't want to redistribute IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 04, 2010 02:42 PM (c0A3e)

22 14 "President Heal the Nation is now using the term teabaggers privately."

Next up? Giving them the finger during press conferences (if he ever has another one) and the SOTU. He's just that subtle.
He got a pass for flipping Hillary and McCain off. The press will just giggle if he flips them off, too.

Posted by: huerfano at May 04, 2010 02:43 PM (oSrBX)

23 Let's make this real simple for you toothless inbreds: The Precedent doesn't want you to use any fucking rhetoric at all - so like just STFU!

Posted by: sherlock at May 04, 2010 02:43 PM (fKPuo)

white powder spilled from the envelope

Don't look at me, I'm back in "rehab".

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at May 04, 2010 02:44 PM (cniXs)

Applying MSM's Razor - it's a crazy teabagger running a false flag operation out of Rush's basement with the initials SH and a name that sounds much like Gone Sanity.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at May 04, 2010 02:46 PM (ocHBO)

The Census workers died in car crashes.

Ah, sort of like the Census worker that was "killed" by anti-gov't wingers last year in Kentucky. Memba that guy? He had "fed" slashed into his chest.

Yeah, turns out, that guy staged his suicide to look like a homicide.

Absolutely no retraction from all the disgraceful journalist and bloggers that assumed it was a right wing sympathizer.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 04, 2010 02:48 PM (lYcZ3)

27 I really wanted to go downtown today for the rally in support of our new law but ... no one would go with me because of this incident. Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: incognito at May 04, 2010 02:49 PM (u6X4c)

28 #26 Absolutely no retraction from all the disgraceful journalist and bloggers that assumed it was a right wing sympathizer.

Doubting my wonderful post on that? pffff, you're just another teabagger on this Creationist, Fascist, and Birther blog.

I bid you adieu.

Posted by: Cahrles Jhonson at May 04, 2010 02:50 PM (c0A3e)

29 As I said on Hotair, now that the President feels it is ok to use sexual slang to mock those that oppose him I think it is now ok to now call the elections, "Donkey Punch: 2010".

Posted by: Dave S at May 04, 2010 02:50 PM (UvR6d)

If, say, a latino roofer fell off a roof and died, the story about the tragic accident would include something about the recent 'anti-immigration' sentiment in the United States. That's how insidious and transparent these propagandists are.

Posted by: Injun Joe at May 04, 2010 02:51 PM (uFokq)

31
Ladies and Gentlemen,
I've made a good living being a bagger of tea so I'm proud to call myself a teabagger.
What! TEABAGGER MEANS WHAT!
Where are my pistols and my second there's some dueling to be done.

Posted by: Zombie Sir Thomas Johnstone Lipton at May 04, 2010 02:53 PM (E5V01)

In more good news, President Heal the Nation is now using the term teabaggers privately.

A real class act, this guy.

I swear to God, it's like we're being ruled by children.

Posted by: DelD at May 04, 2010 02:54 PM (G79kj)

33 You know, I quite like the name "teabaggers." Have you ever teabagged someone? It's empowering...

Posted by: King Rat at May 04, 2010 02:56 PM (iaFzB)

34 Injun Joe: "Here's the thing though: The Census workers died in car crashes."

Were the cars white? There's a part of me that's hoping against hope that they were white, racist cars. I mean off-white, eggshell isn't even good enough since it gives cover to the color "white." That's a bigotry that a part of me says we should watch out for so that white cars don't get a pass for their blind hatred against census workers. There's another part of me that says I'm an idiot, but I don't listen to that part. I mean, why think?

Posted by: Contessa Brewer, MSDNC at May 04, 2010 02:58 PM (swuwV)

35 You know, I really don't give a shit if they're smug with their little dirty joke.

As long as it's my balls in their face, I'm good.

Whatever they call me, they're the bitch.

Posted by: nickless at May 04, 2010 03:00 PM (MMC8r)

"Donkey Punch: 2010".

Its punching down! Get it right you fuckity fuck fuck!

Posted by: scumguy at May 04, 2010 03:00 PM (cniXs)

37 The white powder was just sugar being smuggled out of the fascist/retard-run New York City. Holding sugar in New York City now gets you more time than holding cocaine or anthrax. I'll bet some envelopes with salt in them show up soon, as salt is even more of a controlled substance in New York City than sugar. I'm heading out there to intercept the cigarette filled envelopes.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 04, 2010 03:00 PM (Qp4DT)

38 When it comes to being presidential, Obie would make a half-assed community organizer.

Posted by: Reiver at May 04, 2010 03:01 PM (fMh16)

39 Take Note, Arizona!

Posted by: Christine Pelosi, said through gritted teeth at May 04, 2010 03:02 PM (h60Tu)

40 Did someone say "salt"?

Posted by: Nanny Bloomberg at May 04, 2010 03:02 PM (swuwV)

41 Tea Baggers? Never heard of 'em.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson's Chin at May 04, 2010 03:03 PM (awYMk)

42 Last night, we were watching the news and the PHTN came on. Mrs. Jakeman and I groaned, and our 12-year-old daughter says, "What a douchebag."

After I picked myself off the floor from laughing, I said, "Honey, do you know what that means?" She said, "Um, no."

So, Mrs. Jakeman proceeded to explain that it's a device used for cleaning one's lady parts. At which point I added, "So, it's not a word we use in polite company. But your usage of it was perfect."

Posted by: jakeman at May 04, 2010 03:04 PM (8QmEC)

Robert Gibbs during this morning's WH Briefing, in response to a question from The Ghost of Tony Snow (which haunts those halls, still, and a darn good thing, too):

"While it is true that the president does, in fact, use the term 'Teabagger' in private conversation while in the White House, he does not use it in an offensive or derogatory way, but rather he uses the term to describe the increasingly, shall we say, dominating role Michelle Obama has taken in their personal lives."

Posted by: Sharkman at May 04, 2010 03:04 PM (Zj8fM)

44 There's a book out about President Douchebag's first f*cking year?

Who buys this shit?

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 04, 2010 03:08 PM (wuOgw)

45 jakeman: "So, Mrs. Jakeman proceeded to explain that it's a device used for cleaning one's lady parts..."

The story would sing better if you said your daughter replied, "So I was right. He is a douchebag."

Just one driveler's opinion.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 04, 2010 03:12 PM (swuwV)

46 Waterhouse: "Who buys this shit?"

Oh! Oh! [*raising hand*] Me me me me!

Posted by: Chris Matthews, Thrillseeker at May 04, 2010 03:14 PM (swuwV)

Takes one to know one, Barry.

Posted by: revereridesagain at May 04, 2010 03:19 PM (GYIld)

48 True dat, AnonDrivel. On the other hand, I might have had a laughter-induced coronary if she had said that, so it's probably just as well she didn't.

An hour ago, she came home from school and regaled me with how she and four other kids stood their ground against the teacher and about 20 classmates on healthcare and illegal immigration. We live in Arizona, and she said that every single Latino kid was outspokenly outraged that anybody could be in favor of stopping illegal immigration or against "free" healthcare.

When she mentioned that we lived in Canada last year and the taxes are outrageous, the teacher openly scoffed at her!

I'm so proud of my little Attilla the Hun. I suspect there will be a time that she goes left, probably around college, but even then I think she'll know in her heart that they're all douchebags...

Posted by: jakeman at May 04, 2010 03:27 PM (8QmEC)

49 They should've sent popcorn and pretended it was white powder.

Posted by: Little Kid Tony Montana at May 04, 2010 03:27 PM (cQyWA)

I met Teh Won during the IL senate race in 2004, he was supposed to be shaking hands and making small talk at a parade. He was incredibly rude, stomped around in a snit, and had his handlers chasing after him & apologizing the whole time.

Now, they don't bother apologizing.

Posted by: Boots at May 04, 2010 03:28 PM (06JTY)

51 Good old President Douchebag. He's nothing but class

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 04, 2010 03:32 PM (Rv6xx)

52 jakeman,

Sounds like she has a strong head on her shoulders. I don't think mealymouthed Libs are going to have any impact on her. She has more guts than I did at that age. She's also much more politically attuned than I was at the same age though we'd surely share the same ideology. Congratulations on your dividend-paying investment.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 04, 2010 03:37 PM (swuwV)

53 It wasn't a tea party rally was it? Looked like most thugs and illegals to me.

Posted by: bill-tb at May 04, 2010 03:38 PM (y+QfZ)

For another Presidential, and I use the term loosely, press conference, they will need to figure out how to feed answers into the teleprompters.

Posted by: kansas at May 04, 2010 03:45 PM (2kVkH)

55 Someone needs to host a site with incidents such as this of domestic terrorism from leftist and reaction from the media so we can all use it as a quick reference.

Posted by: Jerad at May 04, 2010 03:48 PM (5ijiG)

For another Presidential, and I use the term loosely, press conference, they will need to figure out how to feed answers into the teleprompters.

Posted by: kansas at May 04, 2010 07:45 PM (2kVkH)

Don't you remember the movie "Broadcast News"? "I say it in here and it comes out there!"

Posted by: stuiec at May 04, 2010 03:51 PM (W+GYq)

57 OT and quite late but did Barry send actual SWAT teams in response to the BP oil rig fire and spill? Or is it just one more example of his "educated vocabulary" and he was sending some kind of crisis response team(s) and thought SWAT was an appropriate acronym? A bit on Rush's program today made me curious.

Posted by: Palerider at May 04, 2010 03:57 PM (dkExz)

58 come on say it with pride don't be ashamed TEA BAGGERS and remember who claimed that title firstFederal tax rates for 2010 are: 15% on the first $40,970 of taxable income, + 22% on the next $40,971 of taxable income (on the portion of taxable income between $40,970 and $81,941), + 26% on the next $45,080 of taxable income (on the portion of taxable income between $81,941 and $127,021), + 29% of taxable income over $127,021. these are the Canadian Federal Tax Rates

Posted by: Bill Ayers at May 04, 2010 04:02 PM (I+7Zv)

59 In more good news, President Heal the Nation is now using the term teabaggers privately.

I've been calling him the jug-eared fish-face for a while, so I guess we're even.

Posted by: damian at May 04, 2010 04:14 PM (4WbTI)

60 Can we please have some civilized discourse, YOU FUCKING UNAMERICAN NAZI TEABAGGERS?

Posted by: the peanut gallery at May 04, 2010 04:18 PM (NurK6)

>>I swear to God, it's like we're being ruled by children.

Posted by: DelD at May 04, 2010 06:54 PM (G79kj)

Like?

Posted by: SlaveDog at May 04, 2010 04:19 PM (W+E+o)

62 The president is a ass.

Posted by: Zombie Charles Dickens at May 04, 2010 04:33 PM (JL3qV)

63 Why is the powder always white?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA---

_{you know the rest...}

Posted by: Zombie Charles Dickens at May 04, 2010 04:36 PM (JL3qV)

64 "asshole-smart*"

You've had this term in your retinue, and you're just now rolling it out here? For shame, sir. I lived in Boston for a while last year, and had countless chances to use it. Better late than never, though - it's added to the lexicon.

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at May 04, 2010 04:45 PM (X2xSP)

65 Gabriel, my personal favorite for the syndrome Monty describes is "cocksure ignorant." Useful for polite company when you can't say "asshole."

Posted by: jakeman at May 04, 2010 04:54 PM (8QmEC)

"Doubtless the defense will be that he (duh won) didn't know the sexual connotation of 'Teabagger'"?

What is he, a Fucking Retard?

Posted by: 57 States at May 04, 2010 04:59 PM (UE+hB)

67 ...sending the Executive Tower into one-hour lockdown after a white powder spilled from the envelope onto a computer.

No story here - that was just an eight ball sent by The One.

Posted by: Druid at May 04, 2010 05:00 PM (Oe01r)

68 False flag.

Posted by: Nemo from Erewhon at May 04, 2010 05:06 PM (yp7DP)

69 I have to quote this from the sidebar article:

Police later found two hacked-up, headless bodies in a rural field, including the owner of a local tavern.

Prime Minister Tillman Thomas, who is also national security minister, called the beheadings an "indescribable act" that underscores the need for a "structured approach to anger management."

Or maybe the death penalty. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Nemo from Erewhon at May 04, 2010 05:19 PM (yp7DP)

70 11 It's been obvious for a long while now that Bammer doesn't much care for at least half of the people of the country he is nominally in charge of. Posted by: Monty at May 04, 2010 06:39 PM (O3eFQ) I'd put it at around 88%, and that should be a racist enough remark to earn the sternest of denouncements from Cahrles Jhnosno hisself.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at May 04, 2010 05:26 PM (wOtDN)

71 So...this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause...

Posted by: Dan at May 04, 2010 05:27 PM (9L1z6)

72 "Where's Presidon't Tea Baggee on the deaths in TN and KY? Hope the poor jackass got in some hoops today. Bastard." Its golf today. Hoops is tomorrow. The golf game looks like its going to go late, so push back that meeting about private sector jobs, ok?

Posted by: sexypig at May 04, 2010 05:31 PM (PSrW7)

73 He isn't my fffficken President. He's y'all's problem.

Posted by: Teabaggin Timmy at May 04, 2010 05:38 PM (Vc/xe)

74 President Obagger.

Posted by: Case at May 04, 2010 09:24 PM (0K+Kw)

75 I like the sound of "Donkey Punch the Democrats."

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 05, 2010 04:06 AM (mHQ7T)

76 It's not going good for the terrorists.

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