1

I guess we know how to influence the Discovery Channel, eh? Shoot up their offices and you too can get you message highlighted by the company.

Unbelievable.

Worked for us.

2 Part of me says this was probably already in the works.

Part of me wants to burn the f**king building.  To.  The.  Ground.

3 the number-one nonfiction media company

Not if you're peddling AGW, you're not.

4

I agree with his point of view. And if you disagree with me, you're banned.

 

Oh, and hit the tip jar on the way out.

5 The gift that keeps on giving.

6 That link is dated August 1, 2007.  I don't think James Lee had anything to do with this.

7 Islam has made great contributions to our society.

8 In fairness, that kid wasn't doing her homework.

9 Remember.  We're the violent extremists. 

10
The lessons of the day, kids, are what?
1) terrorism works
2) humans are destroying the planet

11 What a waste.

12 These People have driven themselves mad; they need to be put down ( as the English say ) for their own good--and ours.

The image is sick; the people who conceived it are degenerate in the fullest sense of that word

13 You don't get it. It's just a worthless parasitic kid. And the kid won't hang unless the iceberg melts. So if we all work together and get "green" the kid will be okay.

I mean if we threatened a baby seal or a chimp with hanging... now THAT'S just horrible.

14 See, this proves it.  If Conservatives really want to move back to the Constitution, we just need to start shooting random people and publishing rambling, incomprehensible screeds.

Since we don't, however, and find such things repugnant, we'll have to watch people like this get what they want while we're told to BOHICA.

//No, I'm not really advocating violence, just pointing out that the same people who decry us as violent know we're not as proven by the fact they're willing to call us violent.//

15 Why can't we just skip to the end and save everyone a bunch of angst?  Break out the AR's and we'll settle this B.S. for another 60 years.

16 Discovery Communications, the number-one nonfiction media company

The byline that goes below that should be the same one they used to have on "Mira" Magazine.

El Primero Revista de la Farandula.

17 Couldn't they have just had Roman Polanski rape her first?  Or does she have to be a member of the screen actors guild?

18 Hey, that's why I'm voting democrat.

19 Next thing you know greentards willl make a video of activists blowing up people who don't believe in global warming, or something.

20

You pieced that story together nicely.

Smart on Discovery's part.  Some dumb little website becomes the outlet for all the anger of the crazy left.  "Don't look over here; look over there.  We did it!" 

No more wackos in the main building.

That is, unless they figure out terrorism gets results with Discovery.

21 Wait, this is supposed to be like, "if we don't DO SOMETHING about AGW, it'll be just like HANGING YOUR CHILD!!1!!"   

I'm sure that message will come across loud and clear.

22 See my correction -- that ad dates from 2009. My atempt to connect it to James Lee is wrong. Thanks to Bomber for pointing that out.

23 Is she wearing my Crocs?

24 Why is there an Obama ad on my screen?

25
If that's one of the best climate change hoax ads, what do you reckon the worst were like?

26

_{See my correction -- that ad dates from 2009. My atempt to connect it to James Lee is wrong.}

Doesn't the Ad represent a shared perspective between the shooter and the enviro-wingnuts?

 

 

27 Date notwithstanding, the Discovery Channel is still disgusting for wanting to associate itself with an organization that finds that ad palatable, so in a sense, your original point is still valid. 

28 A 2000 square foot house contains about 16000 cubic feet of air. It costs around twenty dollars a month to raise the temperature of that air by two degrees. The average person's share of the atmosphere is 90,000,000,000 cubic feet. It would cost each of the people on the planet 112,500,000.00 dollars per month to raise their share of the atmosphere's temperature by two degrees. There is not that much oil, nor does that much money exist on the planet to actually heat the atmosphere.

In other words there is no way to do intentionally what the environuts claim we are doing by accident. What pure BS AGW is.

29 Anyhoo, I don't see the connection, other than the fact that most enviros are lunatics.

The contention of James Lee (and Obama "Science" Czar John Holdren, let's not forget) is that humans are evil and should therefore be culled.

The poster, OTOH, while unbelievably odious and insane in its own right, implies that children dying is a bad thing.

30 For an awareness ad, why not show a top-hatted plutocrat, with the words "climate change" chalked on his back, ass-raping a little non-white boy? Surely that would be in good taste, all for the right causes, you know.

31
The poster, OTOH, while unbelievably odious and insane in its own right, implies that children dying is a bad thing.

Well, isn't it a white kid?  James Lee seemed particularly repelled by brown kids. 

32 If that's one of the best climate change hoax ads, what do you reckon the worst were like?

Hit the link. There's a hobo polar bear.  And quite a bit of nudity, but not the good kind.

33
okay, brb...

34 1. Polar bears dropping from the sky ala 911
2. Splodey kids in a classroom
3. Smother the kids with a pillow, any loving mother would do that...
4. Hang a kid.

Can't wait for the next installment....

35

Error:

Posted by: Ace at 03:17 PM

--Is this your way of saying the post was error-free?

36

_{The poster, OTOH, while unbelievably odious and insane in its own right, implies that children dying is a bad thing.}

I think the Child represents ALL children, you know, future of Humanity and all that.

 

37 Adam Baldwin = America's Badass

38 Polar bear loses lunch.

39 Why not release the Chakra?

40

Talk about denial. I guess these idiots haven't read that AGW was disproven last fuckin' year?!

Knowing what we know, anyone who still believes in that hoax is in serious need of therapy.

41 The poster, OTOH, while unbelievably odious and insane in its own right, implies that children dying is a bad thing. Well, isn't it a white kid? James Lee seemed particularly repelled by brown kids. These greentards hadn't the guts to do an ad with a non-white kid being hung, even though every greentard will insist the poorest people are the most at risk from their hypothetical global warming. Cowards from asshole to beak.

42 22 See my correction -- that ad dates from 2009. My attempt to connect it to James Lee is wrong.

Even if it preceded James Lee, on what planet is this ad a good idea?  Aren't these the same people that are always telling us we have to censor the evil Tea Party types because there are so many suggestible people in the population?

43 Doesn't matter when it was done, those people are sick.

44 Why do people who think humans are parasites and should be extinguished never start with themselves? I'm not advocating the death of anyone, but seriously, control your own...environment.

45 Help me out morons:

A friend of a friend promised my children (3 & 5) that they were going to get rid of their mini poodle mix (8 pound fur ball).  Well, my children couldn't wait because they love that dog.  Turns out they decided not to get rid of their dog and now I'm forced to tell my kids that they aren't going to get the puppy.  They have been on their best behavior for a week, and earned enough $$ to pay for blankets etc for the little guy, and now I have to break their hearts.

My question: Should I tell them they can get another puppy?  Or do I just tell them that nothing is fair in life?

Oy.  I hate when adults break their promise to kids.

46 Momma, just tell them the truth. Make your friend of a friend 'splain itself to them.

47 Momma-
Shouldn't be too big a problem.  Just get a puppy from the local humane society.  You were prepared for a dog anyway. 

48

>>>My question: Should I tell them they can get another puppy?  Or do I just tell them that nothing is fair in life?

Good to see you back in here momma.  Get them the dog.  The only way I would go the other way is if I had no control of the situation - you know if dogs cost $5k and the only way to get one was by getting that on for free type of thing.

49
What's this?

The presidential commission looking into BP's leak has found the White House withheld information about the leak.

oooooooh...

50 I already have 2 big dogs (Samoyed) so I only have room for a tiny dog.  What are some other small dogs that don't mind being led by bigger dogs?  I also hate yard yappers.  Any ideas?

51 My Sat service just took off Fx movies and they left this kind of shit.

I still say that if the cables and satellites offered cafeteria plans these types of shitty networks would go bankrupt.

52
No connection here possible to James Lee's shooting spree, as he ad came in 2009.

Maybe it inspired him to do what he did. Surely the rhetoric of hate from the greenies pushed him down a dark, dangerous road.

53 I'm trying to unpack this, and all I'm getting is cognitive static. "If we don't all stop global warming, a small blond girl will die by hanging." "Little blond girls typically come from ice-bound nations in Scandinavia, so if we don't stop global warming, we will reduce by one the number of Scandis who design uncomfortable furniture, join popular, untalented pop-rock bands, and host covered-dish parties in Minnesota." "Nooses connote evil racism. If we don't stop heating the planet, racists will hang a little white girl, which completely upends the noose-black-evil nexus and demands a reposturing of our cultural assumptions vis the noose as a symbol of colonial exploitation and extermination." "The weight of a single child is great enough, figuratively, to affect 'human impact.' This posits an ethical question: if one blond child were hung on a poorly-drawn iceberg so that the rest of humanity could continue to live in the fashion that society has crafted, would it be moral to require that sacrifice? Most moralists and philosophers presented with similiar questions throughout history would answer with a resounding 'Yes!'"

54 Oh yeah and DC sucks ass.......

55 The ad is clearly from 2009.  It implies if we don't act, the child will die.

In 2010, we have evolved to a higher sensibility.

56 Good advice on the dog issue, but have you considered this: Suffocate the friend of a friend, and, after explaining why you did it, let the children help you dig the shallow grave.

A good plan, I think. Plus, if you get caught, you can just blame it all on the kids. Win-win in my book.

57 Oy.  I hate when adults break their promise to kids.

Posted by: momma at October 06, 2010 03:38 PM (penCf)

Explain that they changed their minds and take them to a shelter to pick a different puppy or even a kitten although at 3 and 5 don't get too young of one.

58

_{Oy.  I hate when adults break their promise to kids.}

 

Just the tip. I promise.

59 Do your shelters do home visitations before you can adopt a dog?  Ours do.  I don't like the idea of any gov. employee coming into my home.

60 Save The Planet--Hang a Blonde Child!"*


_{* I'm James Lee and I approved this message}

61 Sadism's In

/What will the SCOTUS determine regarding the circumstances surrounding the emotional trauma law suit against Westboro Baptist military funeral protesters ?

62 It's worse than pictured. The seas will rise enough to have her remain afloat, tied up, until a hungry polar bear passes by.

63 In fact the trend over the history of the Earth is for declining CO2 levels in the atmosphere. When the CO2 level reaches zero everything on the planet dies. Plants need CO2 - no plants, no other life as we know it.

Long term, the CO2 is leached out of the atmosphere by the creation of limestone.

All we have done by releasing CO2 in the burning of fossil fuels is postpone the eventual death of the planet by a few millions of years.

64 Sumptim about a white cracker baby on the end of a rope makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside...

65
What are some other small dogs that don't mind being led by bigger dogs?  I also hate yard yappers.  Any ideas?

My mom has had very good experience with rat terriers. They're small, 10-20 pounds, very loyal and extremely smart. Maybe too smart. My mom can no longer say "cat" in her dog's presence, or she'll have to let her out to chase the cat. Even if a cat isn't there, the dog seems to think it is worth investigating.

Just in case.

66 Error: No connection here possible to James Lee's shooting spree, as he ad came in 2009.

--Well, perhaps, but there is the possibility that he did see this ad and it fed his derangement.

67

Isn't it better for children to learn adults are full of shit early in life?  It's the key to critical thinking.

And little Cindy on the iceberg is completely underdressed for the winter to come. 

68

If they didn't stand that little girl on top of that block of ice it wouldn't be melting now would it?

Who is really the guilty party here?

69 momma- I'll jump in here.  You can probably get on a website and check out what your local shelter has.  For instance, here in KC we have Wayside Waifs.  They have pictures of their adoptables.  That could help.

70

_{Posted by: Malik Shabazz at October 06, 2010 03:51 PM (8GYOu)}

 I wish Nabisco-X had posted that.

71 There is, of course, a significant anthropological question here as well. The child looks well-dressed, properly fed, privileged; what mysterious process could have led to her selection as the sacrifice that must be made to appease a sector of society bent on preserving icebergs? Had she transgressed? Or, as Fraser's work suggests, is it her innocence that palliates what, for lack of a more scientific nomen, we'll call the "icebergers?"

72 In a few years, the next big scare will be about topsoil, and we will learn that western farming (whatever that means) is destructive. The argument won't even be about fertilizers.

73 "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few...or the one."

74 pedopuppehtOFF!

75 Best "big" small dogs - pugs, boston terriers, shiba inus I tend to go with breed rescue, but then you'll need to have chosen a breed. I like some of the crosses too, especially the "schoodle"

76 In a few years, the next big scare will be about topsoil, and we will learn that western farming (whatever that means) is destructive. The argument won't even be about fertilizers./i> You ain't kidding. I recall a panic about topsoil in the late eighties, pushed on Pacifica Radio. About time to... ah... dust off that hysteria.

77 damn html

78

Had she transgressed? Or, as Fraser's work suggests, is it her innocence that palliates what, for lack of a more scientific nomen, we'll call the "icebergers?"

 

She is a sacrificial lamb for the sins committed by the Ice Teabaggers and their carbon spewing hate marches.

79 In documents released Wednesday, the national oil spill commission reveals that in late April or early May the White House  budget office denied a request from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration to make public the worst-case discharge from the blown-out well.

BP estimated the worse scenario to be a leak of 2.5 million gallons per day. The government, meanwhile, was telling the public the well was releasing 210,000 gallons per day - a figure that later grew closer to BP's figure.

Funny, all kinds of college professor were saying that BP was lying, that it was close to 2.2 million gallons per day, not 210,000 gallons per day.

Now we find out who was to blame .. The White House.
But hey, they are professional liars.

80 My question: Should I tell them they can get another puppy?  Or do I just tell them that nothing is fair in life?

Oy.  I hate when adults break their promise to kids.
Posted by: momma at October 06, 2010 03:38 PM (penCf)  

Do you want another dog?  If so, have a discussion with the kids about why you won't be getting that particular dog and see if another addition to the family would fit.  If not, just leave off the last bit. 

  50 I already have 2 big dogs (Samoyed) so I only have room for a tiny dog.  What are some other small dogs that don't mind being led by bigger dogs?  I also hate yard yappers.  Any ideas?

Posted by: momma at October 06, 2010 03:43 PM (penCf)

I'd suggest a type like my pup, but I have no idea what she is.  Mixed mutt.  A little terrier with possibly aussie in there too. 

My vet said that the least crazy small dog is the papillion breed.  I cannot verify this, but I tend to trust him.

59 Do your shelters do home visitations before you can adopt a dog?  Ours do.  I don't like the idea of any gov. employee coming into my home.

Posted by: momma at October 06, 2010 03:49 PM (penCf)

Our shelters do not do this, but some of the rescue groups do.  We haven't had the pleasure so far.  The rescue group my dog came from like my app so much, they waived that part.  We had another group say they would schedule a home visit, but they lied/didn't tell the whole truth about the process.

 

81 I wish Nabisco-X had posted that.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at October 06, 2010 03:56 PM (n34SH)

 

Would you like to phone a friend?

82 The Earth is running out of gravity!  As Americans become more obese, they use up more of the Earth's gravity.  The population of the United States alone uses more than 300,000,000x the gravity of one Kenyan child, each and every year-- and next year it will be even more!

83

I already have 2 big dogs (Samoyed) so I only have room for a tiny dog.  What are some other small dogs that don't mind being led by bigger dogs?  I also hate yard yappers.  Any ideas?

 

Havanese are great dogs with great temperments that don't yap, don't shed and are hypoallergenic.  Plus they are so ding dang cute!

84

_{^{You ain't kidding. I recall a panic about topsoil in the late eighties, pushed on Pacifica Radio. About time to... ah... dust off that hysteria.}}

EROSION!!!!!

85 chronologically challenged

You sure Johnny Coldcuts wasn't involved?

86 _{^{You ain't kidding. I recall a panic about topsoil in the late eighties, pushed on Pacifica Radio. About time to... ah... dust off that hysteria.}}

EROSION!!!!!

 

It is completely for this reason, I am declaring a national emergency and calling off all elections on November 2. 

87

 In a few years, the next big scare will be about topsoil, and we will learn that western farming (whatever that means) is destructive. The argument won't even be about fertilizers.

 

I think they've already tried that back in the 60's, early 70's.  They're running out of steam and they know it.  They're getting desparate.  They're actually starting to show who they really are.  Cold-blooded killers. 

88
The population of the United States alone uses more than 300,000,000x the gravity...

I think you're on to something. But it'll be more like: The United States has only 6% of the world's population but uses 75% of the Earth's gravity.

89

Now we find out who was to blame .. The White House.
But hey, they are professional liars.

 

That is but a redundancy. 

90 EROSION NJ-06 Monmouth Pallone: 53% D Little: 41% R This one WASN'T EVEN ON MY RADAR. So of the remaining 130 "Safe" Dem seats I haven't seen polled or pegged... how many are also surprisingly vulnerable?

91

I think you're on to something. But it'll be more like: The United States has only 6% of the world's population but uses 75% of the Earth's gravity.

 

Which is exactly the reason why my battle against childhood obesity is soooo important, and I need billions of dollars in funding. 

92

_{The United States has only 6% of the world's population but uses 75% of the Earth's gravity.}

Ohs Noes!

93 Error, no error, who cares.  They're still a bunch of fucksticks.

94 The United States has only 6% of the world's population but uses 75% of the Earth's gravity.

Someone needs to the hit the mall with some slickly-printed literature and hidden cameras.

95 You guys rock!  Thanks for the help and breed ideas.

Just told my kids and now I'm having to fight them to let me on the comp because they just googled all of your suggestions

96

I think you're on to something. But it'll be more like: The United States has only 6% of the world's population but uses 75% of the Earth's gravity.

Gravitators!

97 The population of the United States alone uses more than 300,000,000x the gravity...

And you guys were calling ME crazy?

98

So of the remaining 130 "Safe" Dem seats I haven't seen polled or pegged... how many are also surprisingly vulnerable?

 

Pshaw!   You wingers are grasping at straws!  And you want to know why?  Cause you can't stop a movement, no you can't stop a movement...

99

OT, but I'm in California, and I've been barraged with ads for barking moonbat Jerry Brown's gubernatorial campaign for the last week.  On AoSHQ!   I'd sooner impale him on a 15 foot spike than vote for him.  Is anyone else seeing leftard advertising?

I'm starting to miss the selection of midget tranny porn and Viagra ads that Google usually assigns to me.

100 Obligatory

101 I'll bring the Gargle-Blasters!

102

I think you're on to something. But it'll be more like: The United States has only 6% of the world's population but uses 75% of the Earth's gravity.

 

G, who knew!

103

EROSION!!!!!

Not a problem.  Eventually, all of the landmasses will be transferred to the oceans, and all the oceans will move to the places of the former land masses.  Then we'll just move.

104 Have heard a bunch about Peak Phosphorus in the last 2 years....

105

OT: Spill Panel Faults Obama Response Effort

(via The WSJ)

106 Do your shelters do home visitations before you can adopt a dog?  Ours do.  I don't like the idea of any gov. employee coming into my home.

WOW, fascist shelters, go to a different county.

107

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at October 06, 2010 04:15 PM (Yq+qN)

Never let a good crises go to waste, Bee-yot-chez!  Now shake my hand, I'm running for Mayor of Chicago.

108

 Have heard a bunch about Peak Phosphorus in the last 2 years....

 

I think that's what the Army uses to convince AQ terrorists to hide in their caves.

109
Well, isn't it a white kid? James Lee seemed particularly repelled by brown kids.



You should read some of the "population bomb" literature, like that Ehrlich jackass. He didn't get serious about the overpopulation thing until he spent time in India. Seeing thousands upon thousands of brown people (IIRC, he actually uses the term in describing his Indian experience) striving to earn a living is what inspired a lot of his crap.

110 WOW, fascist shelters, go to a different county.

I swear.  You have to give 3 references, your vets name and number (if you have other dogs) and agree to a home visit.  It is a two week process and that is for our animal shelter, not our humane society!  I know theyactually call the references because I have been one for several of my friends and have actually been called.  The call took over 10 minutes!

Plus, I just figured out why my kids are okay about the dog.  They thought they were looking online for "their puppies" new friend. Oy, oy, oy.

111 Sadly, no sign of Peak Stupid.

112 Students at Springs school can't wear rosary in view

113 Refining metals leads to effluent spills (see Hungary.)
Burning fossil fuels leads to radioactive traces and gaseous pollutants in the air.
Spent nuclear fuel just can't be stored safely for the next 10,000 years.
Solar cell factories use copious amounts of toxic liquids and metals in their production.
Hydropower diverts rivers or creates artificial lakes displacing fuzzywuzzies.
Wind turbines kill birds and are unsightly and noisy.
Farming wastes topsoil.
Wood fire offends your neighbor's nose and destroys forests.
Living in huts is destructive to the trees and animals whose bark and skin you use.
Living in caves displaces bears from their rightful homes.
I'm afraid it'll all have to go.

114

Plus this from Sheriff Joe:

DAYTON, Minn. -- Vice President Joe Biden has told Democrats at a Minnesota fundraiser that he'll "strangle" members of the GOP who complain about the federal budget.

According to a pool report from Tuesday's event in Dayton, Biden was telling the crowd that Democrats know how to balance the budget. He said, "If I hear one more Republican tell me about balancing the budget, I am going to strangle them."

He quickly added: "To the press, that's a figure of speech."

So, it wasn't as bad as it could have been.

115 A blonde white girl is in trouble?  Fantastic, I have material for the next week.

116 111 WOW, fascist shelters, go to a different county.

I swear.  You have to give 3 references, your vets name and number (if you have other dogs) and agree to a home visit.  It is a two week process and that is for our animal shelter, not our humane society!  I know theyactually call the references because I have been one for several of my friends and have actually been called.  The call took over 10 minutes!

Posted by: momma at October 06, 2010 04:21 PM (penCf)

I might have had something to do with that.

117 **** CT-5 Merriman River polling: MURPHY (D INC) 44.3% CALIGIURI (R) 49.7% EEEEEEEErrrrrooooosssssiiiooonn

118

According to a pool report from Tuesday's event in Dayton, Biden was telling the crowd that Democrats know how to balance the budget. He said, "If I hear one more Republican tell me about balancing the budget, I am going to strangle them."

 

Yup, this is Hillary's ticket in.  If Sherrif Joe is in prison for murder, she can replace him with no questions asked.  As if! 

119

According to a pool report from Tuesday's event in Dayton, Biden was telling the crowd that Democrats know how to balance the budget. He said, "If I hear one more Republican tell me about balancing the budget, I am going to strangle them."

He quickly added: "To the press, that's a figure of speech."

So, it wasn't as bad as it could have been.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at October 06, 2010 04:25 PM (Yq+qN)

--Shitty grammar there, Joe.

120

A blonde white girl is in trouble?  Fantastic, I have material for the next6 months week.

_fify

 

121
The Republicans need to cut the shit and start publicly calling Joe Biden a fucking idiot.

The man is a bona fide nincompoop -- use it.

Make the Democrats embarrassed to even say the name of Joe Biden.

122

Ace, while the ad is not the RESULT of Lee's "lobbying", both the ad and Lee ARE the result of the MINDSET.

 

There's a Greenpeace commercial out there that has a woman putting a baby in a tub, turning on the water, and leaving.

 

Also quite cuddly.

123 threatening children since 2009 ... 

124

Well, you know what they say:  One man's erosion is another man's landslide!

 

We will keep the House and the Senate!

125
Never let a buffoon go to waste.

126 Up Next: Live Tenochtitlan Pyramid Sacrifices.  Please Gaia accept our virgins as atonement!

127

To turn the AGW scam around on them all we have to do is use the right term and call carbon "smut".

Save the Smut....your Smut is Endangered!

By this time tomorrow half the internet will be on our side.

can anyone photoshop David Carradine in place of that little girl on the iceberg?

128 Okay, the correction noted in the main post just makes me think this: Discovery Channel didn't espouse this view in reaction to being bullied by an ecoterrorist murderer.  They did it of their own free will and without coercion of any kind.

Do I have that right?

Okay then.  And now that we cleared that up, it begs the following question: if Discovery is already committed to this anti-progress, anti-Western, nutbag lefty philosophy - to the point of being willing to promote images along the same lines as the 10:10 jackasses, then tell me again why James Lee targeted their offices?  Isn't that sort of akin to fragging your own foot-soldiers?

129
heheh, Speller, funny ideer

130 Just pointing out the obvious. Had that little girl in the stupid and offensive ad been Black, instead of being White, allegations of hate crimes/speech would be made, and a federal investigation begun. By the DOJ.

131
how about the trees from LoftheR choking the shit out of the Sierra Club members?

132 *fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*

133
By order of the President of the United Socialists States, stop that damn fapping and get a job.

134 Reason #7,000,000 Why I'll Never Let a Hippy Babysit My Kid

135 128 Up Next: Live Tenochtitlan Pyramid Sacrifices.  Please Gaia accept our virgins as atonement!

Posted by: Discovery Channel at October 06, 2010 04:33 PM (D4uK9)

Um, about that...will Gaia accept low-mileage?  Seems we've hounded virgins into extinction...

136
Wait, I'm still in the running after my revirginization!

137
Brian Dubie is on with Howie Carr right now.

Brian is the Lt Gov of Vermont and he's running for governor. Brian is also a pilot for American Airlines.

Imagine that. A politician with a real job.

138

Imagine that. A politician with a real job.

 

We take a very dim view of that.  Especially if he went to a second tier college.

139
Brian Dubie is on with Howie Carr right now.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 06, 2010 04:44 PM (uFokq)

He was the inspiration for the Dubie Brothers rock group!

140
Howie Carr, the man most hated in liberal Boston.  He gets more death threats than O'Stumbles, Wookie, and her sidekick, Orca.

141 100 OT, but I'm in California, and I've been barraged with ads for barking moonbat Jerry Brown's gubernatorial campaign for the last week. On AoSHQ! I'd sooner impale him on a 15 foot spike than vote for him. Is anyone else seeing leftard advertising?
_________________

I've been seeing anti-Whitman ads, but they've been hilariously funny; stuff like "Meg Whitman will cancel green subsidies, costing us all those green jobs!"

142
if I hear "Yah Mo Be There" one more time...

143
The most viable reason for not voting for Jerry Brown?  He was humping Linda Ronstadt,  even more fruitcakey than Moonbean if that's possible?

144
yeah, so Rep Tierney's (D-MA) wife is now a felon.

You know who this helps, Hugh Hewitt?
It helps Bill Houdak.

145

I've been seeing anti-Whitman ads, but they've been hilariously funny; stuff like "Meg Whitman will cancel green subsidies, costing us all those green jobs!"

 

Here in OK, I haven't seen one dem. for gov. add.  For the first time in this state, we're expecting to have a repub governor, a repub senate, and a repub. house.  Cool, huh? 

146
Linda Rondstadt and Crystal Gale are sisters.

147
Joe Biden and Charlie the Smoking Chimp are brothers.

148 You mean Crystal Gayle and Loretta Lynn are sisters.

149 He was humping Linda Ronstadt

I'd hump her too.  That's not a non-vote offense.  Letting her out of the closet during the day between humpings, now THAT'S offensive.

150 Hot assery. Your welcome.

151 Loretta Lynn is sisters with Tammy Wynette.

Or Conway Twitty.

One of them.

152

Joe Biden and Charlie the Smoking Chimp are brothers.

 

Joe's first public gig was as one of the dancing dildos in the movie "Flesh Gordon".

153
did you know they made two sequels to flesh gordon?

154

Janet Napolitano and Janet Reno are twin brothers.

155 Heh...just looked at a recent pic.  Never mind.  I'da humped her 20 years ago.  Now?  She's a pig......

156 113 Students at Springs school can't wear rosary in view

Posted by: momma at October 06, 2010 04:24 PM (penCf)

Oh, yes... it's all about the gangs, right?  Has nothing to do with religious freedom?

Any excuse.

157 Im not condoning this ad, but there is a difference between it and the red-button video.... the video demonstrated death against those who did not conform to the notion of AGW. This one shows death as a result of ignoring supposed situation. Since it was from 2009, I have to wonder if it was some kind of precedent. I dont think anyone made a fuss over the photo in 2009, so the video guys thought they could take it a step further.

158

Everybody humped Linda Ronstadt back in the day.

It was a law.

I loved her song.  BLEW BY YOU.

159 He was humping Linda Ronstadt,  even more fruitcakey than Moonbean if that's possible?

Posted by: Fish at October 06, 2010 04:52 PM (v1gw3)

They went on trips together, he most likely wasn't humping her. That was a beard.

I have it on good authority that he has been caught in several "toe tapping" sessions.

160

Janet Napolitano and Janet Reno are twin brothers.

And they have a son...Elena Kagan.

161 153 Hot assery. Your welcome.

PHAT!!!!

162

Is Oklahoma still considered a state?

 

For now. 

163

Janet Napolitano and Janet Reno are twin brothers.

And they have a son...Elena Kagan.

 

Thanks Soothsayer, crumbs on my keyboard and screen.

164

@115 - poor Joe.  Barry already used the "car in a ditch" allegory.  Joe's really got nothing.

It's like the Republicans took a big ol' Saturday morning beer-shit and clogged up the only toilet in your two-bedroom appartment.  And you're there, sloshing around with the plunger in their poo-water, and they're trying to tell you how to work the plunger!

You're there, all sweaty and stinkin' like their stew, and they're just sitting on the edge of the sink, laughin' and telling you about how you're plunging wrong.  "No, no, man...sharp, powerful jabs, none of this slow, long stuff."  Or, "You're using a socialist plunger."

And you've standing in a puddle of their watered-down excrement, and you've long since ruined your Joe Boxer jammie bottoms, and it's just like, "I don't mind cleaning up your shit, but just STFU and let me fix the clogger!  You wanna go make yourself useful, go mix up a bucket of Lysol or something."

*appluase*

And so you're plunging away, maybe you're taking turns with <Democratic Candidate> ...*applause*... and next thing you know, you hear this big SPLOOSH come from the hallway.  You go take a look, and now the Republicans are standing there, with an empty bucket that they've dropped and spilled the bleach all over the carpet!

*boos, sneers from SEIU*

And man, now you're really mad, because now the carpet's bleached out, and you can kiss your deposit on that apartment goodbye...

...etc...

165

2 sons.   Chelsea Clinton.

 

166 The Discovery Channel douchebags and James Lee shared the same twisted mind. The fear mongering the DC produces might have led Lee to his violent end. Of course the media quickly buried the story. Had it been a conservative there would have been around the clock coverage of it

167

Do it.

Has to be better than the current trash residing at 1600.

168 Had it been a conservative there would have been around the clock coverage of it

Well, that's because the damn JEWS run the MEDIA!!!!!  ZIONISTS I tell ya!!!

169 163

Janet Napolitano and Janet Reno are twin brothers.

And they have a son...Elena Kagan.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 06, 2010 05:04 PM (uFokq)

Ha.  Ok, now that's a good one.

170 164 ...and look what it got bumped down for.

Awesome.

171 laceyunderalls 170, he'll just get labelled as a "Teabagger" and it'll probably stick, too.

172 Do it.

Has to be better than the current trash residing at 1600.

Where I"m sure he'd be better than the doofus in office now, we don't need a scene like they have in Brazil with the clown.......

173  Heh...just looked at a recent pic.  Never mind.  I'da humped her 20 years ago.  Now?  She's a pig......

Posted by: Sponge at October 06, 2010 05:02 PM

Linda Ronstadt hasn't seen her feet since 1985.

174 170

Do it.

Has to be better than the current trash residing at 1600.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 06, 2010 05:08 PM (pLTLS)

I remember hearing that a lot, two years ago.

Funny thing about asking how things could be worse...the universe finds a way to show you...

175 Linda Ronstadt hasn't seen her feet since 1985.


Well, then make it 35 years ago, then.  That, or forget I said anything.

176 Particularly pernicious, that sock.

177

Do it.

Has to be better than the current trash residing at 1600.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 06, 2010 05:08 PM (pLTLS)

 

You just gave us Ace's next ewok thread.  

178
who's fatter, Linda Ronstadt or the girls from HEART?

179 Well, I'm betting that word is out Naked Cowboy is a registered Republican and running as a TEA Party candidate, he'll no longer be welcome in NYC and will be arrested on sight.

180 CNN/Time Poll: Angle +2 on Reid With Plenty Undecided

http://tinyurl.com/2bmforc

181  the number-one nonfiction media company

WTF? non-fiction must not mean what I think it means. Aren't these geniuses the ones with ghost, vampire, UFO,  and  Bear (Holiday Inn) Grylls on their daily schedule?

Even BA's in Sociology know that ain't non-fiction. Maybe it's non-fiction_non-fiction. Hafta axe Whoopie. Where did she matriculate?

182

137

Um, about that...will Gaia accept low-mileage?  Seems we've hounded virgins into extinction...

Posted by: Libertine Media at October 06, 2010 04:42 PM (GBXon)

Um... about that low-mileage thing...

183 who's fatter, Linda Ronstadt or the girls from HEART?

Are you combining the two or are you asking for separate comparisons?

184

Posted by: reason at October 06, 2010 05:06 PM (F26eZ)

 

That was funneh!  Heh!

185
Separately. But I think one is fatter than the other.

186
Is Pat Benatar fat now, too?

187 181 Heart.  No question about it.

188

who's fatter, Linda Ronstadt or the girls from HEART?

 

Are we measuring in Courics?

189

who's fatter, Linda Ronstadt or the girls from HEART?

Hmmmm.  Interesting question. 

190

Separately. But I think one is fatter than the other.

 

Wasn't the brunette the fat one and the lighter colored hair the thin one?  They still live in Seattle and do concerts.

191 we'll measure in Kirstie Alleys

192 Is Pat Benatar fat now, too?

No....

193 Almost everyone who was hot in the '80s is fat now, I guess.

194 Okay.  Who's fatter?  Michael Moore or zombie Mama Cass.

195 Coooooool ad!!!...really coooooooooool, ...man!

196 * NEW RGA VOTE-HYPE VIDEO *

http://tinyurl.com/34hk7xu  << Its gooood!

Hurry!  Hot Air hasn't posted this yet.  We can beat them.

197 Posted by: runningrn watcher of Southpark at October 06, 2010 05:19 PM (8GYOu)


New season starts tonight and is taking on NASCAR....should be interesting.

198 Is Pat Benatar fat now, too?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 06, 2010 05:18 PM

No.  She is a beautiful mature woman. 

199 Unfortunately for Pat Benatar, she bears a striking resemblance to Julie from One Day At A Time.

200 192

who's fatter, Linda Ronstadt or the girls from HEART?

Hmmmm.  Interesting question. 

More interesting is this: Does their (Heart) music suck more or less now?

201 Is Pat Benatar fat now, too?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 06, 2010 05:18 PM

She was touring not too long ago with Martina McBride

202 <sup>* NEW RGA VOTE-HYPE VIDEO *

http://tinyurl.com/34hk7xu  << Its gooood!

Hurry!  Hot Air hasn't posted this yet.  We can beat them.</sup>

That's funny.

It's good to see how many people are starting to use that dumbass "You'd think they'd be saying 'Thank You'" drop.  The guy hasn't got a CLUE what he's talking about.

203

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 06, 2010 05:21 PM (bAySe)

Wow, that was good.  Thanks for posting.

204 direct link...

http://remembernovember.com/

205

ALBANY, N.Y. — A person close to the campaign says Democrat Andrew Cuomo will
soon be endorsed by Republican Onondaga County Executive Joanie Mahoney, a rising star in the GOP. Mahoney has long been seen in Albany as a rising star in the Republican Party.

This is the state of some parts of the Republican Party. Is this what the "Big Tent" people are talking about?

 

206 Hurry!  Hot Air hasn't posted this yet.  We can beat them.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 06, 2010 05:21 PM (bAySe)

--Love how they put the 3,000% line in there.

207

Thank God they didn't use me in that ad!

208

The hanging child -- I get it -- we're killing our children if we don't stop global warming. Because if the world gets warmer, then the ice will melt and the girl will die. It's a metaphor! And I figured it out all by myself!! So, by extension, I'm brilliant, too!!!

(Of course, the imagery was totally ripped off from Ilsa, She-Devil of the SS.)

209

 * NEW RGA VOTE-HYPE VIDEO *

http://tinyurl.com/34hk7xu  << Its gooood!

Hurry!  Hot Air hasn't posted this yet.  We can beat them.

Not only is it good for this election, but they need to keep it on ice for 2012.

210 Knock knock

211 Won't that little girl die of exposure LONG before the ice melts?  I'm just sayin'.....

212 Hey, watch for my bio-pic coming this fall on TLC: They Only Kill Their Masters

213

i don't get why she's on a rope, either. like, isn't ice water cold enough to kill her if she falls in it? the rope is saving her.

214

small child on a rope
what lesson can we learn hence?
always pay the mob

215 #210  Lol.  Thread winnah.

216 Speaking of South Park, except not, when does the new Beavis and Butthead begin?

217

What are some other small dogs that don't mind being led by bigger dogs?  I also hate yard yappers.  Any ideas?
Mama - I adopted a rat terrier through a rescue group - they are better than shelters - no kill and no govern't connection coming into house - and the rat terrier is a great loveable dog! Mine plays forever outside chasing lizards - and not a yapper type - only once in a while if she is playing watch dog!

218 In a few years, the next big scare will be about topsoil, and we will learn that western farming (whatever that means) is destructive. The argument won't even be about fertilizers.
Posted by: fb

That already is the EPA threat against family farms for daring to till the soil. No plow ploy.

219 Hungary just had that major flood - a chemical plant retaining pond levee broke - and that caught up with some pig farm waste - oh joy - flooded olut several villages/towns and is heading for -- get this - the Danube! So now they are trying to decide how bad this will get ecologically for much of Europe --- how convenient right now fornthem? Although maybe pig slop is more helpful to some areas???

220 Almost everyone who was hot in the '80s is fat now, I guess.

Meg Ryan, Tom Cruise, Richard Gere, Pierce Brosnan, Madonna, Prince, Sting, Springsteen, Larry Hagman, Patrick Duffy, Linda Gray, Victoria Principal

221

This is BULLSHIT  The Polar bears would have eaten that little girl by now.

 

222 Mike Reno is still teh HAWT.   Especially his teeth.

223

What's fatter, Michelle's ass or Hillary's cankles?

224
That mean man Janet Reno used me in an ad.

225

ItalianMama - so what you're saying is...

...it's time to practice making fart-noises with my armpits so I can perform The Brown Danube Waltz?

Daa....da-dee-dee dumm...
*frrrit-frrrit!  frrrot-frrrot!*

226

"That was funneh!  Heh!"

Thanks!  I really wanted to drag it on and on...

- While you're busy making up another bucket of bleach, the Republicans take the plunger and wind up cracking the bowl of the toilet

- Now that the bowl's broken open, you find your old watch that your ex-girlfriend got you for your six-month-iversary...Republican borrowed it once, and told you he'd gotten mugged.  Girlfriend broke up with you because you lent it in the first place to such an idiot.

- You're trying to shut the water off at the spigot in the wall, and the REPUBLICANS are telling you to turn it TO THE RIGHT!  *boos, hisses*  Ain't nothing made better by going further to the right, know what I'm sayin'?

- The ensuing massive leak starts to seep through into the apartment below, and the tennant calls up maintenance and the front office.

- Republican answers the door when they come knockin', and lies to them that it was you who took the dump and clogged the can, and they don't even live here...

 

227

Am I the only one who thinks the "ACT Responsible/You Are Here" logo looks like a red button?

I guess they'll get the kid one way or another.

228 I was trying to save the environment way before it was the cool thing to do!

229

230 You did nothing wrong ace.You pointed out the Discovery Channel was already thinking along the same lines as the lunatic.

231 I don't know if anyone has said this yet or not, but I think the people responsible for this are the same asshats that are responsible for the friggin' Canadian (child) speed bump.  Dumbasses.

232 Tree huggers are sick.

233 "Good move Discovery!  This will more than make up for all the revenue you lost by chasing the "Deadliest Catch" captains away.  Hey, I foisted that steaming turd known as Parker Spitzer on the public, so I know what I'm talking about!"

234 What's that retarded fucking ad even trying to say? Does the shit head who crapped that ridiculous fucking nonsense out sincerely believe that the only natural habitat that can support children on the planet Earth is ARCTIC FUCKING GODDAMNED ICE and that once it melts the children will die and the human race is finished? Hello, it's barren sterile ICE. We as a species pretty much can't live there. Children can't live there either. What the fuck IS that stupid shit? And these morose, infantile, gullible dick-heads actually expect us to let them write LAWS to fight their hallucinations ? BTW these green weenies really need to be advised that if a hippie teacher blew up someone's kid at school over not complying with 10:10's "recommendations " and there were any witnesses she'd probably be nine kinds of dead within four hours. A very angry parent would stab her right in her fucking eye with a speeding car.

235 Another student of deep ecology a follower of EARTH FIRST,ELF,ALF,PETA and AL GORE and JAMES LOVELOCK,PAUL EHRLICH and other enviromental extremists, and just imagine if he had been was a tea party attendy or conservative every major birdcage linner and the talking heads would be on it for weeks it would be front page headlines in NEW YORK SLIMES,WASHINGTON COMPOST,ATLANTA URINAL/CONSTIPATION,NEWSREEK,SLIME, but this wacko was a enviromentalists in the same mold as the UNIBOMBER and CHARLES MANSON

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