September 22, 2010

Dogs* Who Look Like People** [rdbrewer]
— Open Blogger

* some are not dogs

** some are not people




Jeff Bridges





Chris Christie




Clint Eastwood





Carl Levin





Jon Corzine





Jon Corzine





James Cromwell





Tom Foley





Ernest Borgnine






Gandalf the Grey




Kelsey Grammer





Grandpa Munster





Edward Furlong





Stanley Kubrick




Laura Bush





Meghan McCain





Lisa Murkowski





Lisa Murkowski





Lisa Murkowski





Jim Norton





Richard Gere





Rick Scott





Rosie O'Donnell





S.E. Cupp





John Travolta





Shepard Smith





Dog





Barry Gibb





The Abominable Wampa

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1 The Kubrick dog was spot on. His best movie was Dr Strangelove by the way.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 22, 2010 01:03 PM (xtAfO)

2

Other than the Rosie O'donnell one, I'm not seeing it much. Maybe the Earnest Borgnine one.

I got a dog that looks something like the Meghan McCain one. I think I'll take it out and shoot it tonight.

Posted by: pendejo grande at September 22, 2010 01:03 PM (NaIFO)

3 note to self:
punch rdbrewer in the nuts,
try not to break ace's jaw while doing so.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 22, 2010 01:04 PM (Hj0nA)

4 I couldn't tell which one was the dog and which was Meghan McCain the human ???? Someone help?

Posted by: Kenny Powers at September 22, 2010 01:04 PM (JsEev)

5 This or a Delaware thread.

I'm thinking the Delaware thread.

Posted by: nickless at September 22, 2010 01:05 PM (MMC8r)

6

I'd like to get my fingers into Barry Gibb's hairspray budget.

Posted by: Cicero at September 22, 2010 01:07 PM (QKKT0)

7 Collies are much prettier than that dog. 

Posted by: Y-not's collie at September 22, 2010 01:09 PM (osFsP)

8 Seeing the pictures juxtaposed like this, it occurs to me that it's hard to believe S.E. Cupp and Rosie O'Donnell are from the same species.

Posted by: Cicero at September 22, 2010 01:10 PM (QKKT0)

9 Got the wrong picture of the Carl Levin. Took it too fast.
Here is the correct dog

http://tinyurl.com/2f8bwpy

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2010 01:10 PM (/jbAw)

10  This is the mostest,  gehyest thread I have ever seen here.

This thread is so gehy...

Posted by: Dang at September 22, 2010 01:10 PM (TXKVh)

11  Mine was spot on!

Posted by: Shepard "I need to douche" Smith at September 22, 2010 01:11 PM (YVZlY)

12 You've been yapping for a new thread all day for THIS???

Posted by: Schwalbe at September 22, 2010 01:11 PM (UU0OF)

13 You have to look at the eyes, which seems to be the chief resemblance. Comparing Leeza Mucouski to a Gila monster was sheer genius.

Posted by: joncelli at September 22, 2010 01:12 PM (RD7QR)

14 This thread is so gehy...Gabriel refused to post it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 22, 2010 01:12 PM (xtAfO)

15  
This thread is so gehy...

I'm going to let my Schitzu finish humping my ankle while I read it.

Posted by: Dang at September 22, 2010 01:12 PM (TXKVh)

16 Couldn't tell the difference:  Sheppy or the dog. The dog or Sheppy.  They both look like whiney little bitches. 

Posted by: Soona at September 22, 2010 01:13 PM (D18z1)

17  
This thread is so gehy...

I just Tweeted all my friends that they HAVE to read it.

Posted by: Dang at September 22, 2010 01:14 PM (TXKVh)

18 Is this a riff on how ghey cat-blogging is?

Perhaps you're morphing from a 'smart military blog' to a 'smart dog blog'?

At least you've now managed to earn that sobriquet. Strong work.

Posted by: phat at September 22, 2010 01:14 PM (sSP4K)

19

That was hilarious.  The Dog, Barry Gibbs, and Shep Smith ones were inspired, and there were a lot of other good ones too.

(But why'd you keep spelling Morkawsce's name right, RD?  B plus.) 

Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 22, 2010 01:14 PM (lPxkl)

20

Next up...

Ewoks* Who Look Like Bloggers**

* some are not ewoks

** some are not Ace

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 22, 2010 01:15 PM (QMtmy)

21 This is funny. Ace won't post it but you have to see it. The interviewer is hilarious.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 22, 2010 01:15 PM (xtAfO)

22 What did I do to get tied to a putz like Levin?

Posted by: Cupcake Dog at September 22, 2010 01:15 PM (MMC8r)

23 Edward Furlong

Who?

Posted by: logprof at September 22, 2010 01:15 PM (BP6Z1)

Posted by: Y-not's at September 22, 2010 01:15 PM (osFsP)

25
This thread is so gehy...

I'm making my own hand lotion.

Posted by: Dang at September 22, 2010 01:16 PM (TXKVh)

26 Shep Smith looks like the bone smuggler he is.

Posted by: Hedgehog at September 22, 2010 01:16 PM (oQIfB)

27 Coldplay thinks this thread is ghey.

Posted by: sifty at September 22, 2010 01:17 PM (DjJJe)

28

 This is the mostest,  gehyest thread I have ever seen here.

This thread is so gehy...

 

That must be why I'm feeling so pretty.  (giggle)

Posted by: Soona at September 22, 2010 01:17 PM (D18z1)

29 This thread is so gay....

I'm planning to let it blow me.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 22, 2010 01:17 PM (xtAfO)

Posted by: Y-not at September 22, 2010 01:17 PM (osFsP)

31 No way in hell that cute as pie lil' shih tzu is the look a like for that pig O'Donnell.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 22, 2010 01:17 PM (pLTLS)

32

 

That ain't a gila monster, it's a horny toad.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 22, 2010 01:17 PM (QMtmy)

33

O/T  --  When did wreak havoc become wreck havoc?

 

Kubrick was spot on.  Barry Gibbs lol...

Posted by: eleven at September 22, 2010 01:17 PM (7DB+a)

34 The John Travolta match is dead-on.

Posted by: jmflynny at September 22, 2010 01:18 PM (QR5c+)

35 I never saw the reptile in Murkowski, but now it's all I see.  And... Picking on Laura Bush?!  That's just wrong.      

Posted by: Beagle at September 22, 2010 01:18 PM (sOtz/)

36 James Carville was crying out for a pic of a naked mole rat.

Posted by: logprof at September 22, 2010 01:19 PM (BP6Z1)

37 Who?

Posted by: logprof at September 22, 2010 05:15 PM (BP6Z1)

How could you forget the original John Connor, leader of the resistance against the machines?

Posted by: Beagle at September 22, 2010 01:20 PM (sOtz/)

38 Slow day?

Didn't some witch win an election lately?

You know steel doesn't burn.

Valu rite has vitamins.

Ace is 30 points smarter than the rest of us.

Posted by: Kemp at September 22, 2010 01:21 PM (AQxTm)

39

The dude with the hairless chihuahua photo.  The Terminator kid.  

Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2010 05:18 PM (m2CN7)

--I knew the former, but not the latter.

Posted by: logprof at September 22, 2010 01:21 PM (BP6Z1)

40 I think this clip better represents Murkowskawaka.

http://is.gd/fnKIa

Posted by: devilish at September 22, 2010 01:21 PM (vyRPu)

41 35

 

That ain't a gila monster, it's a horny toad.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 22, 2010 05:17 PM (QMtmy)

Yeah, and TCU is going to be pissed when they find out people think Liza Slumpbusterooski looks like their mascot.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at September 22, 2010 01:21 PM (YVZlY)

42 I always see Gollum when Carville shows up.  Or maybe Gollum's less successful kid brother Kenny.

Posted by: eleven at September 22, 2010 01:21 PM (7DB+a)

43

How could you forget the original John Connor, leader of the resistance against the machines?

How can you remember it if it hasn't happened yet?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 22, 2010 01:22 PM (QMtmy)

Posted by: logprof at September 22, 2010 01:23 PM (BP6Z1)

45

I have a very relevant comment to this thread but if I typed it, I would be pelted with juice boxes and rediculed.

 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 22, 2010 01:23 PM (A0VTZ)

46

I have a very relevant comment to this thread but if I typed it, I would be pelted with juice boxes and rediculed.

 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 22, 2010 05:23 PM (A0VTZ)

1.  Have a take.

2. Don't suck.

Posted by: logprof at September 22, 2010 01:24 PM (BP6Z1)

47
Is rdbrewer a grandmother?

'Cause this looks like the kind of shit my grandmother would email me.

If she had a computer.

And wasn't dead.

Posted by: Dang at September 22, 2010 01:24 PM (TXKVh)

48
I laughed at the Bounty Hunter and Burger King and whichever Gibbs.

Posted by: Dang Straights at September 22, 2010 01:25 PM (fx8sm)

49

1.  Have a take.

2. Don't suck.

1996 called...

Posted by: Dang Straights at September 22, 2010 01:25 PM (fx8sm)

50

 

Some scientists maintain that Shep Smith is, in fact an android.

Westworld-style.   /does robot dance/

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 22, 2010 01:25 PM (QMtmy)

51 Which dog is ace?  Or is he a cat?

Posted by: ingenus at September 22, 2010 01:26 PM (+sBB4)

52 They completely forgot to make a pug and a Charlie Rangel one.

Oh, and S.E. Cupp and the wolf?  Hawt....

Posted by: EC at September 22, 2010 01:26 PM (f4TZ2)

53 Cute puppehs!

And braaaaaaaaaainnnnsssss!

Posted by: Dang's Zombie Grandmother at September 22, 2010 01:26 PM (MMC8r)

54 This dog's more like Meghan McCheese (especially since this breed is notoriously stupid.)

Posted by: logprof at September 22, 2010 01:27 PM (BP6Z1)

55 The Sheppy one was spot on.  However, wth?  No Barky or Moochelle?  Please.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 22, 2010 01:27 PM (UOM48)

56 Have a take.

2. Don't suck.

Posted by: logprof at September 22, 2010 05:24 PM (BP6Z1)

I'm flaming out like Jim Harbaugh in the 98 smack off.

I'm about to get run.

 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 22, 2010 01:27 PM (A0VTZ)

57

How could you forget the original John Connor, leader of the resistance against the machines?

 

I'm smelling lubrication.

Posted by: The Terminator at September 22, 2010 01:27 PM (D18z1)

58

Some scientists maintain that Shep Smith is, in fact an android.

Westworld Hollywood-style.

FIFY.

Posted by: nickless at September 22, 2010 01:27 PM (MMC8r)

59 1996 called...

Posted by: Dang Straights at September 22, 2010 05:25 PM (fx8sm)

Your grandmother's a slut.

Posted by: Butt-Head at September 22, 2010 01:28 PM (BP6Z1)

Posted by: ingenus at September 22, 2010 01:28 PM (+sBB4)

61 Richard Gere....no gerbil lookalike?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 22, 2010 01:28 PM (UOM48)

62  
This thread is so gehy...

I'm laughing so hard I spilled my sangria and had to stop addressing the invitations to my Yorkie's birthday party!  Can you believe  Jay-Jay is going to be three!  He's such a big boy!  Oops - there's his lipstick!

Posted by: Dang at September 22, 2010 01:28 PM (TXKVh)

63

RDbrewer

Where is the Meg Whiteman "combover" dog?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 22, 2010 01:28 PM (A0VTZ)

64 I think Rosie O'Donnell looks more like the south end of a north-bound mastiff.

Posted by: Reiver at September 22, 2010 01:29 PM (4GKna)

65 Bill Simmons on PTI again

Posted by: logprof at September 22, 2010 01:30 PM (BP6Z1)

66 Over at Drudge:

Rahm cheers drone attacks: "Who did we get today?"

Why do I get the feeling that I'd like him a whole lot more if he were on our side?

Posted by: jmflynny at September 22, 2010 01:32 PM (QR5c+)

67
S.E. Cupp and the wolf licking his chops......yeah, baby.


Bow-chick-a-wow-wow

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 22, 2010 01:32 PM (P9+0W)

68 As a TCU grad, I must protest that our beloved Phrynosoma cornutum has been linked to such a scum-sucking bottom feeder as LaFonda Murkatroid.  Certainly there is a closer likeness.  I'm thinking Simon Bar Sinister is a better match.

Posted by: A Monkey on Crack at September 22, 2010 01:33 PM (O7Q1u)

69
We're gonna need another flame war to "cleanse the palette" of this travesty.

Posted by: Dang at September 22, 2010 01:33 PM (TXKVh)

70 John Bolton = Scottish Terrier (with a minigun)

Posted by: sifty at September 22, 2010 01:34 PM (DjJJe)

71 S.E Cupp with the hot librarian glasses .......dayum.

Posted by: eleven at September 22, 2010 01:34 PM (7DB+a)

72

I wonder what forbidden photo the morons would choose for Michele Obama. Hmmm.

Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2010 05:30 PM (m2CN7)

--I was thinking of a Newfoundland, but that's too cruel since Newfoundlands are such noble and sturdy doggies.

Posted by: logprof at September 22, 2010 01:34 PM (BP6Z1)

73 O/T: Someone mentioned this without a link in previous thread. Nauseating, to say the least.

Female Leftist Activists Routinely Raped By Palestinians Silenced By Activists

As if we needed further evidence of mental illness of the Left.

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at September 22, 2010 01:34 PM (23kaI)

74 Now if they would get Cornholer off of there.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 22, 2010 01:34 PM (A0VTZ)

75

James Carville, only cuter.

Actually that looks more like Pigman Waxman.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 22, 2010 01:34 PM (pLTLS)

76 68 I think Rosie O'Donnell looks more like the south end of a north-bound mastiff.

Posted by: Reiver at September 22, 2010 05:29 PM (4GKna)

WOOF!

Posted by: another mastiff describing Rosie at September 22, 2010 01:35 PM (YVZlY)

77  
Rahm cheers drone attacks: "Who did we get today?"

Posted by: jmflynny


I saw that,  too.  And what's the problem with him asking that?  Way the fuck too much wimpy BS in this country.

Posted by: Dang at September 22, 2010 01:35 PM (TXKVh)

78 What's the Kelsey Grammar dog??? I WANT ONE!

Posted by: AngelEm at September 22, 2010 01:35 PM (PuaGA)

79 This is fricking priceless.  Brewer, you are brilliant!

Posted by: journolist at September 22, 2010 01:36 PM (O/NP5)

80 As a TCU grad, I must protest that our beloved Phrynosoma cornutum has been linked to such a scum-sucking bottom feeder as LaFonda Murkatroid.  Certainly there is a closer likeness.  I'm thinking Simon Bar Sinister is a better match.



Nah. My first platoon sergeant's behind-his-back nickname was Simon Bar Sinister (which he loved, by the way).

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 22, 2010 01:36 PM (P9+0W)

81 No joke.  In 1989 I worked with a guy that looked just like this - square face, combover, everything.  He smoked cigars too.

Posted by: A Monkey on Crack at September 22, 2010 01:38 PM (O7Q1u)

82

Put me down for Gandalf's weimaraner. I absolutely love those those dogs.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 22, 2010 01:38 PM (pLTLS)

83
SHit!  Now I got some annoying clicking audio from the fucking Facebook ad about "winning prizes"!  WTF?  Is this the new AARP site?

Posted by: Dang at September 22, 2010 01:38 PM (TXKVh)

84 84 This is fricking priceless.  Brewer, you are brilliant!


Absolutely correct!! Greta work!!

Posted by: The Gays at September 22, 2010 01:39 PM (xtAfO)

85

 

In the Mirror Universe, Edward Footlong is a fast food franchise spokesman, and that Jared from Subway guy saved humanity from the machines.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 22, 2010 01:39 PM (QMtmy)

86

Meggy mack makes me wonder is there is any correlation between the size of the tits and the cranial capacity. Inversely, that is.

Nice tits Meg, nice tits. Do you have large areolas and erect nips? Inquiring morons want to know.

Posted by: maddogg at September 22, 2010 01:39 PM (OlN4e)

87 Hey-ohhhhh!

Posted by: Hank Waxman (D, NIMH) at September 22, 2010 01:40 PM (BP6Z1)

88 Is this the new AARP site?

Mozilla Firefox, Ad Block PlusI don't even see the ads.

Posted by: A Monkey on Crack at September 22, 2010 01:40 PM (O7Q1u)

89 Lisa Murkowski  (see link)

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 22, 2010 01:41 PM (tE8FB)

90 Jeez, Brewer.  Your pics a just so awsome.  What were the camera settings that you used.  I wish I had your awsome talent.  Please, keep those awsome pictures coming. 

Posted by: LGF Commenter at September 22, 2010 01:41 PM (D18z1)

Posted by: Dang at September 22, 2010 01:42 PM (TXKVh)

92

Okay flame away but that picture of McCain ain't so bad.  

Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2010 05:38 PM (m2CN7)

Agree.  That was taken right after John defeated Hayworth last month.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 22, 2010 01:42 PM (A0VTZ)

93

Okay flame away but that picture of McCain ain't so bad.  


The dog is smarter. 

And the dog's book was better, too.

Posted by: nickless at September 22, 2010 01:43 PM (MMC8r)

94

Agree.  That was taken right after John defeated Hayworth last month.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 22, 2010 05:42 PM (A0VTZ)

--Face is okay, but totally TBD

Posted by: logprof at September 22, 2010 01:43 PM (BP6Z1)

95 I need a raise.

Posted by: Mega McCain's bra at September 22, 2010 01:44 PM (DjJJe)

96

Okay flame away but that picture of McCain ain't so bad. 

Sorry to hear about your blindness. I always wondered, how does that JAWS software for the blind work? Do you get to customize the voice you hear??

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 22, 2010 01:44 PM (pLTLS)

97 Agree, that pup with Gandalf is barfing-rainbows cute.

Posted by: logprof at September 22, 2010 01:44 PM (BP6Z1)

98 96 Jeez, Brewer.  Your pics a just so awsome.  What were the camera settings that you used.  I wish I had your awsome talent.  Please, keep those awsome pictures coming. 

Posted by: LGF Commenter at September 22, 2010 05:41 PM (D18z1)

How about some fantastic shots of a fence post?  Bike wheel? How about an empty beach? A pic of a supertanker at sea? A seashell? How about a provacative shot of some gull shit on the sand?

Posted by: maddogg at September 22, 2010 01:46 PM (OlN4e)

99

Does Meggie McCheese put BBW in her match/plenty of fish profiles?

Or just leave it at "curvy"?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 22, 2010 01:47 PM (A0VTZ)

100 I just watched Sons of Anarchy. Why do all these women have tattoos on their tits? Doesn't that hurt?

Posted by: Moi at September 22, 2010 01:48 PM (Ez4Ql)

101 Wednesday afternoon pics of sleeping hobos would be nice.

Posted by: sifty at September 22, 2010 01:49 PM (DjJJe)

102

BTW pushing up your blubber into your throat for the sake of a sexy pic isn't proof of big knockers. Total fat girl trick.

 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 22, 2010 01:49 PM (A0VTZ)

103

BTW pushing up your blubber into your throat for the sake of a sexy pic isn't proof of big knockers. Total fat girl trick.

You seem to have very strong opinions on this matter

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 22, 2010 01:50 PM (pLTLS)

104 Gah. S.E. Cupp is one of the most annoying chicks I've ever had the displeasure to watch. Figures that she shows up on Hannity's show on a regular basis.

Posted by: ErikW at September 22, 2010 01:50 PM (OfN45)

105 OT: Drudge has some hawt woman teacher / student sex for a slow news day.

Posted by: sifty at September 22, 2010 01:51 PM (DjJJe)

106 I like this for Mooshelle.

Mostly, I think, it's the shitty attitude.

Posted by: jmflynny at September 22, 2010 01:51 PM (QR5c+)

107 110 Gah. S.E. Cupp is one of the most annoying chicks I've ever had the displeasure to watch. Figures that she shows up on Hannity's show on a regular basis.

Posted by: ErikW at September 22, 2010 05:50 PM (OfN45)

She can ride my stache like a buckin' bronco any time.

Posted by: maddogg at September 22, 2010 01:52 PM (OlN4e)

108

How can you remember it if it hasn't happened yet?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 22, 2010 05:22 PM (QMtmy)

And how can you send your dad back in time to pork your mom? 

Posted by: Beagle at September 22, 2010 01:52 PM (sOtz/)

109

S.E. Cupp is one of the most annoying chicks I've ever had the displeasure to watch

Blasphemer!

I love her!! Not love her/lover her. But I love her!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 22, 2010 01:52 PM (pLTLS)

110 The Laura Bush apey thing has been bothering me since day one.  Glad someone else sees it.

Posted by: Valiant at September 22, 2010 01:53 PM (UKSRV)

111

Or just leave it at "curvy"?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 22, 2010 05:47 PM (A0VTZ)

--That word used to mean 40's pinup girl hawt.

Now it refers to women all of whose curves are convex.

Posted by: logprof at September 22, 2010 01:53 PM (BP6Z1)

112 Drudge's Headline is "All The President's Hen".

I can only assume a chicken-fucking joke.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 22, 2010 01:53 PM (rbfTh)

113

She can ride my stache like a buckin' bronco any time.

Posted by: maddogg at September 22, 2010 05:52 PM (OlN4e)

She's all yours, buddy. Good luck on getting her to shut the fuck up about herself.

Posted by: ErikW at September 22, 2010 01:53 PM (OfN45)

114 Only liberals could look at a nice librarian like Laura Bush and immediately decide, "I must destroy her and compare her to an ape."

Posted by: sifty at September 22, 2010 01:54 PM (DjJJe)

115

I just watched Sons of Anarchy. Why do all these women have tattoos on their tits? Doesn't that hurt?

 

Not as much as I do.

Posted by: Will Folks at September 22, 2010 01:54 PM (D18z1)

116 112...

Dude.

Hot? I saw those two and that's not what came to mind. Then, I read thearticle and realized that, for the less-hot of them, the sex was with 11-14 year olds.

Not exactly arousing.

Posted by: jmflynny at September 22, 2010 01:54 PM (QR5c+)

117

She's all yours, buddy. Good luck on getting her to shut the fuck up about herself.

Hard to hear with those silky thighs gripping the side of your head.

Posted by: maddogg at September 22, 2010 01:55 PM (OlN4e)

118 Nice to see Simmons shut Tony Kornhole up.

Posted by: logprof at September 22, 2010 01:55 PM (BP6Z1)

119

Need a good laugh? http://tinyurl.com/26g3b9f

Pelosi: Six weeks from today we will have a great Democratic victory    

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell - confirming that looks can be butt ugly at September 22, 2010 01:55 PM (YVZlY)

120

You seem to have very strong opinions on this matter

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 22, 2010 05:50 PM (pLTLS)

I dislike the mediocrity that is McCheese intensely.

SE Cupp is sexy although sometimes annoying.  Her eyes and mischievious smile is attractive.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 22, 2010 01:55 PM (A0VTZ)

121

110

Is she as annoying as Laura Ingraham?

Some voices just grate on my ears.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 22, 2010 01:55 PM (QMtmy)

122 Brewer . . .  I thought Randy 'the macho man' Savage would have paired nicely with Rosie.  Sorta like Spam and Liverwurst.    

Posted by: journolist at September 22, 2010 01:55 PM (O/NP5)

123

BTW pushing up your blubber into your throat for the sake of a sexy pic isn't proof of big knockers. Total fat girl trick.

Stay away if she can make cleavage on the front or the back.

Posted by: Cicero at September 22, 2010 01:56 PM (QKKT0)

124 It wuz joke.
The teachers are dogs and vile people. But they will still be famous and end up judging American Idol.

Posted by: sifty at September 22, 2010 01:57 PM (DjJJe)

125 The Shepard Smith one almost made me tinkle in my pants I was laughing so hard.

Posted by: Aunt Cranky at September 22, 2010 01:57 PM (vlGwH)

126

She's all yours, buddy. Good luck on getting her to finding any woman who will shut the fuck up about herself.

Posted by: ErikW at September 22, 2010 05:53 PM (OfN45

FIFY

Posted by: logprof at September 22, 2010 01:57 PM (BP6Z1)

127 55 Which dog is ace?

I was thinking this one looks most like an ewok. 

Posted by: Y-not at September 22, 2010 01:57 PM (osFsP)

128 While digging around for pics of dogs, I came upon this.

This is just gross, but those of you with kids can really freak them out.

Posted by: jmflynny at September 22, 2010 01:58 PM (QR5c+)

129

She's all yours, buddy. Good luck on getting her to finding any woman who will shut the fuck up about herself.

Oh my, prof! You too have very specific opinions on this matter!

Posted by: laceyunderalls zipping the lip at September 22, 2010 01:58 PM (pLTLS)

130

--That word used to mean 40's pinup girl hawt.

Now it refers to women all of whose curves are convex.

Posted by: logprof at September 22, 2010 05:53 PM (BP6Z1)

Yup, its lost all meaning.  Now Barbara Milkulski is curvy, and Rosie ODonut is a BBW.  In a more honest time only one world would have applied....

 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 22, 2010 01:58 PM (A0VTZ)

131 Gah. S.E. Cupp is one of the most annoying chicks I've ever had the displeasure to watch. Posted by: ErikW

When she's wrong, she's not shy about demonstrating how completely wrong she really is. Taking pride in the ability to talk out of one's ass isn't a plus in my book.

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at September 22, 2010 01:58 PM (23kaI)

132

OK, here's the deal on Cupp.  She's a classically trained ballet dancer.

So, she's good at First Position . . . and others with a twist.  

Posted by: journolist at September 22, 2010 01:58 PM (O/NP5)

133 Pelosi: Six weeks from today we will have a great Democratic victory    

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell - confirming that looks can be butt ugly at September 22, 2010 05:55 PM (YVZlY) 

It's just a flesh wound!


Posted by: Nancy the Black Knight at September 22, 2010 01:59 PM (BP6Z1)

134

Hard to hear with those silky thighs gripping the side of your head.

Posted by: maddogg at September 22, 2010 05:55 PM (OlN4e)

Heh. I had a girlfriend who rode show horses for a living. Yowza!

But I digress...

Posted by: ErikW at September 22, 2010 01:59 PM (OfN45)

135 132...

When I first saw the lead I thought "Oh boy. Here we go again., Another hot teacher having sex with a 17 year old." It was disappointing to find that that wasn't the case.

Posted by: jmflynny at September 22, 2010 02:00 PM (QR5c+)

136
S E Cupp should have been a greyhound.  Great legs, slim body, and a tendency to run like the wind, especially when chasing Rusty the rabbit for you dog track fans.

Posted by: Fish at September 22, 2010 02:01 PM (v1gw3)

137

 

Hard to hear with those silky thighs gripping the side of your head.

There's a reason I call my sideburns "thigh-ticklers".

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 22, 2010 02:01 PM (QMtmy)

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at September 22, 2010 02:02 PM (23kaI)

139

Yup, its lost all meaning.  Now Barbara Milkulski is curvy, and Rosie ODonut is a BBW.  In a more honest time only one world would have applied....

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 22, 2010 05:58 PM (A0VTZ)

--Same with voluptuous. *SIGH*

Posted by: logprof at September 22, 2010 02:02 PM (BP6Z1)

140 I have a feeling that those women are going to see Teddy Kennedy in the afterlife.

Posted by: sifty at September 22, 2010 02:03 PM (DjJJe)

141 Just saw the Repubs' "Contract" on FNC.  Not bad.  Could use some improvement.  But not bad.

Posted by: Soona at September 22, 2010 02:04 PM (D18z1)

142
A great match-up would be the Chris Christie bulldog fucking the Meggy McCain collie.  woof woof!

Posted by: Fish at September 22, 2010 02:05 PM (v1gw3)

143 They treat me like a dog.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 22, 2010 02:06 PM (M0mqh)

144

Oh my, prof! You too have very specific opinions on this matter!

Posted by: laceyunderalls zipping the lip at September 22, 2010 05:58 PM (pLTLS)

--I was exaggerating.   Still, the basic point is, especially early in a relationship, guys would do well to keep steering conversation to the topic of her.

Posted by: logprof at September 22, 2010 02:06 PM (BP6Z1)

145 The Contract gives me hop. But we'll need ads with famous people like Jon Voight and Kelsey Grammer reading it before anyone pays attention.

Posted by: sifty at September 22, 2010 02:06 PM (DjJJe)

146 anyone have a link for the contract?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 22, 2010 02:06 PM (pLTLS)

147


23 This is funny. Ace won't post it but you have to see it. The interviewer is hilarious.
Posted by: Dr Spank


Goddamn while I declare, Spank.  THAT IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

That deserves a thread of its own.  Hard hitting political journalism, indeed.

Posted by: s'moron at September 22, 2010 02:07 PM (UaxA0)

148

I KNEW you couldn't find a match for Henry Waxman.

Ain't no canine that ugly.

Posted by: grizzlybare at September 22, 2010 02:08 PM (iODX6)

149 Kindly remove Laura Bush from your portfolio.  She's a very nice lady and shouldn't be compared to an ape.

Posted by: Patton at September 22, 2010 02:09 PM (Dg3UU)

150 anyone have a link for the contract? Posted by: laceyunderalls

Link to PDF of the draft. Via WaPo.

Again, PDF warning. PDF!

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at September 22, 2010 02:11 PM (23kaI)

151

This is wonderfully entertaining (I am easily entertained, evidently) and several of them are perfect. I had a friend who would refer to certain people as cartoon dogs - they just had those kind of faces. To me, Bill Clinton is a perfect Cartoon Dog.

Posted by: Jaclyn at September 22, 2010 02:14 PM (HV1jm)

152 Actually, Lisa Murkowski has a face like a hatchet.

Posted by: Jaclyn at September 22, 2010 02:15 PM (HV1jm)

Posted by: jmflynny at September 22, 2010 02:16 PM (QR5c+)

154 If appearance is all that matters in this thread, we should stop the SE Cupp hate.

Posted by: ChuckOH at September 22, 2010 02:20 PM (M0mqh)

155

163 If appearance is all that matters in this thread, we should stop the SE Cupp hate.

I'd like to see her Cupps runneth over.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 22, 2010 02:36 PM (zgZzy)

156

161 Actually, Lisa Murkowski has a face like a hatchet.

Yeah, she looks like an axe wound.

Posted by: Sarah Palin at September 22, 2010 02:37 PM (zgZzy)

157 you had me until the Laura Bush one.  She's too lovely and too sweet to be compared with a Planet of the Apes character. She has a pretty and friendly and open face. There are a zillion pix of golden retrievers out there. 

Posted by: vivi at September 22, 2010 02:43 PM (Fjbl9)

158 vivi: Laura Bush and Kim Stanley have the twinkly eyes in common.

Posted by: Moi at September 22, 2010 02:51 PM (Ez4Ql)

Posted by: mgd at September 22, 2010 03:03 PM (HwVLz)

160 Borgnine was best....until I saw Murkowski.

Posted by: marybel at September 22, 2010 03:29 PM (ayLZl)

161 That white pit has a way more handsome face than Murkowskey.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at September 22, 2010 03:46 PM (fxACH)

162

In all those pics you kept mis-spelling Leza Moocowsky's name. What's up with that?

Posted by: Ronsonic at September 22, 2010 04:23 PM (VTm+A)

163 Love it! You got murkSlutski right. Funny shit, I don't care who Iam!

Posted by: Alaska trash at September 22, 2010 04:54 PM (V/+Rz)

164 The most uncanny resemblance of a dog to a human is Helen Thomas; she sort of looks like Danny Devito.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 22, 2010 05:06 PM (tJjm/)

165

To whomever selected Lil' Yimmy for this......god bless you, sir.

And FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUNNNNKISSSS!!!!

Posted by: Vyceroy at September 22, 2010 05:23 PM (I+6Gq)

166

Re: Jon Corzine

Wrong end of dog sir.

Posted by: Jade Sea at September 22, 2010 05:41 PM (/aKkc)

167 The Laura Bush one is wrong.

Posted by: EZB at September 22, 2010 06:22 PM (fa9yq)

168 effinayright is a dumb, dumb little cocksucking drunk.

Posted by: Ella Garou at September 22, 2010 09:40 PM (jSs4d)

169 I would think any Democrat or left winger would have a picture of a horses ass after them

Posted by: bobbymike at September 22, 2010 10:28 PM (WWQLs)

170 The Corzine and Kubrick ones are uncanny, but shouldn't the Travolta dog be humping another dog in the butt?

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