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February 14, 2010

Dude Is Just Trying to Become an Internet Phenom, I Think
— Ace

Can't be unintentional. Or can it?

WOW Guy Angry About WOW And Irate About Star Trek Online - Watch more Game Trailers

Posted by: Ace at 02:54 PM | Comments (160)
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1

"OMG, I'm so pissed,.... I'm gonna have a heart attack"

Dude relax, eat another box of Ho-Ho's and a rack of ribs until your blood pressure comes down

Posted by: Blazer at February 14, 2010 02:56 PM (t72+4)

2 Well! Cartman is all growed up.

Posted by: ronsfi at February 14, 2010 02:59 PM (FsbnY)

3 He reminds me of that RENO 911 character who's always at a Renaissance Faire or playing live Dungeons and Dragons.

Posted by: arhooley at February 14, 2010 03:00 PM (MSP/P)

4 Okay, ya busted me. Now get the fuck over it.

Posted by: Dick at February 14, 2010 03:00 PM (toLtB)

5 Well...good morning, Ace

Posted by: beedubya at February 14, 2010 03:00 PM (AnTyA)

6 His name is Francis and he has a lisp and needs to put down the hohos and he STILL puts out a video. oy

Posted by: jennifer at February 14, 2010 03:00 PM (E7y2e)

7 AND he has a princess leia poster surrounded by what is probably pics of him with Leia "models" at star trek cons which he uses for his really oogy spank bank fodder.

Posted by: jennifer at February 14, 2010 03:02 PM (E7y2e)

8 Kilgore Trout!

Posted by: loppyd at February 14, 2010 03:02 PM (pGELo)

9

Dum-Dum, is that you ? Bitchin' man-cave you got there hoss, do you get your mom to clean it?

Posted by: Blazer at February 14, 2010 03:03 PM (t72+4)

10 LOL Loppyd... Hi by the way!!!

Posted by: PISSED at February 14, 2010 03:03 PM (3cjAG)

11 AND he has a princess leia poster surrounded by what is probably pics of him with Leia "models" at star trek cons which he uses for his really oogy spank bank fodder.

Posted by: jennifer at February 14, 2010 07:02 PM (E7y2e)

why would Princess Leia be at a Star Trek con? Nerf Herders and Trekkies don't get along

Posted by: fartbubble at February 14, 2010 03:03 PM (cBeTr)

12 Come on. Completely intentional.

Posted by: Editor at February 14, 2010 03:04 PM (YX6i/)

13 Well, i stand corrected because thanks be to god i am not geeky enough to know that!

Thank you for correcting me Fartbubble btw i cannot believe i just typed "fartbubble"

Posted by: jennifer at February 14, 2010 03:05 PM (E7y2e)

14 LOL Loppyd... Hi by the way!!!

Posted by: PISSED at February 14, 2010 07:03 PM (3cjAG)

Hey there - happy valentine's day.

Posted by: loppyd at February 14, 2010 03:05 PM (pGELo)

15 Come on!

Posted by: Kensington at February 14, 2010 03:06 PM (BGpfF)

Awww, Happy Valentine's Day, Francis!

_{What? He's never heard it before from a woman. Just throwin' a loser a bone.}

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 14, 2010 03:06 PM (AEloz)

17 He's clearly in his mom's basement. She's also clearly the one keeping him in ho-ho's and pizza. I love the poster on the door: Here I Rule.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 14, 2010 03:06 PM (UOM48)

18 meh. Kinda seems to be copying this fatass from last fall.

Posted by: eddiebear at February 14, 2010 03:07 PM (2iRiZ)

19 It had all the right touches. A few pimples might have been nice. Also, does not look like a basement apartment

Posted by: eman at February 14, 2010 03:08 PM (4tixt)

20 Hey Francis, I think I had a few leftover clips in the trunk of my car. Call my husband and see what you can work out. Don't hold in the anger!

Posted by: Prof. Amy Bishop at February 14, 2010 03:08 PM (sYxEE)

21 oh, language warning on my #20, BTW

Posted by: eddiebear at February 14, 2010 03:08 PM (2iRiZ)

22 meh. Kinda seems to be copying this fatass from last fall.

Posted by: eddiebear at February 14, 2010 07:07 PM (2iRiZ)

the guy in this video has been around longer than the one your video

Posted by: fartbubble at February 14, 2010 03:09 PM (cBeTr)

23 I didn't understand a fucking word he said.

Posted by: mpfs at February 14, 2010 03:10 PM (QuP9W)

24 I think Francis is cute!

Tee hee!

Posted by: Incredibly Hot Nerd Girl Who Doesn't Really Exist at February 14, 2010 03:11 PM (BGpfF)

25 He has to be sitting on a block of oak or concrete. Unless that's his chair I faintly hear saying "Kill me. Please, God".

Posted by: eman at February 14, 2010 03:11 PM (4tixt)

26

Francis has his own YouTube Channel. He's still funny as shit though.

Posted by: Blazer at February 14, 2010 03:11 PM (t72+4)

27 What keeps people like that from killing themselves?

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at February 14, 2010 03:11 PM (F09Uo)

the guy in this video has been around longer than the one your video

Posted by: fartbubble at February 14, 2010 07:09 PM (cBeTr)

I say we let them fight it out on the luge track.

Posted by: Editor at February 14, 2010 03:12 PM (YX6i/)

29 24: he has? damn! I need to get out more

Posted by: eddiebear at February 14, 2010 03:12 PM (2iRiZ)

30 30; Let them have a "fat off", and the one without a heart attack wins

Posted by: eddiebear at February 14, 2010 03:13 PM (2iRiZ)

31 Poor Meghan.

Posted by: libbyt at February 14, 2010 03:13 PM (5I0Yr)

Awww, Happy Valentine's Day, Francis!

_{What? He's never heard it before from a woman. Just throwin' a loser a bone.}

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 14, 2010 07:06 PM (AEloz)

C'mon, really throw him a bone and show him your tits. That'll make that ticker explode for sure.

Posted by: Blazer at February 14, 2010 03:13 PM (t72+4)

33 If Carrie Fisher walks into that room, she'll throw a chain around his neck and choke him to death.

Posted by: eman at February 14, 2010 03:14 PM (4tixt)

34 So that's the Cato the Elder jerkoff.

Posted by: Pecos Bill at February 14, 2010 03:16 PM (8WOM0)

35 I think he'd have much more luck with World of World of Warcraft: http://onion.com/tcBr

Posted by: Moog Rogue at February 14, 2010 03:18 PM (qztWU)

36 If Carrie Fisher walks into that room, she'll throw a chain around his neck and choke him to death.

Posted by: eman at February 14, 2010 07:14 PM (4tixt)

at least we would get to see Oola dance again

Posted by: fartbubble at February 14, 2010 03:18 PM (cBeTr)

37 I love WoWoW.

Posted by: Editor at February 14, 2010 03:18 PM (YX6i/)

38 Wait, fatty thinks City of Heroes was a bad game and he likes WoW? Yeah, he's a freaking 'tard. Oh, the whole video's a clue to that as well, I guess.

Posted by: hinky at February 14, 2010 03:19 PM (FSJew)

39
meh. Kinda seems to be copying this fatass from last fall.

Posted by: eddiebear at February 14, 2010 07:07 PM (2iRiZ)

Damn,I forgot all about that guy. However, he has a wedding ring on, so there is a chance he's been laid at least once in his life, this guy Francis however, I'm pretty sure hasnt....... at least not by a human female.

Posted by: Blazer at February 14, 2010 03:21 PM (t72+4)

40 Meanwhile, back in the world of consequences:

Fox update on the Moshtarak operation: trying to remove battle-hardened Taliban from a province in Afghanistan in the middle of a sand-storm.

Oh looky: the US mil now prefers to kill insurgents over capturing them. I didn't see that coming at all.

Posted by: Iskandar at February 14, 2010 03:21 PM (/o58C)

41 The best part about this blog?

Original content.

Time and again we get quality, original content.

I love this place.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 14, 2010 03:22 PM (h/zKr)

42 So that's the Cato the Elder jerkoff.

Posted by: Pecos Bill at February 14, 2010 07:16 PM (8WOM0)

I thought Kilgore, but Cato & he are interchangeable in my book. Both losers. Both dinks.

Posted by: loppyd at February 14, 2010 03:23 PM (pGELo)

43 "OMG, I'm so pissed,.... I'm gonna have a heart attack"

Dude relax, eat another box of Ho-Ho's and a rack of ribs until your blood pressure comes down

Posted by: Blazer at February 14, 2010 06:56 PM (t72+4)

I was gonna say that it was likely the bacon wrapped deep fried twinkies that were going to be the cause.

Posted by: tdpwells at February 14, 2010 03:23 PM (Ei3oZ)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 14, 2010 07:06 PM

Prepped?? The weather folks are calling for another 8" tomorrow...then more on Saturday

Posted by: beedubya at February 14, 2010 03:24 PM (AnTyA)

I was gonna say that it was likely the bacon wrapped deep fried twinkies that were going to be the cause.

Posted by: tdpwells at February 14, 2010 07:23 PM (Ei3oZ)

What are you? A flat-Earther?

Anyone who espouses that Bacon is anything short of nature's viagra is nothing but a science hater.

Posted by: Editor at February 14, 2010 03:25 PM (YX6i/)

Awww, Happy Valentine's Day, Francis!

_{What? He's never heard it before from a woman. Just throwin' a
loser a bone.}

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 14, 2010 07:06 PM (AEloz)

You are a curious mixture of sweet and...what's the word I'm looking for? Hmmm. Remember in Superman II, the acid that, when you heated it up, would eat through ANYTHING?

Something like that.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 14, 2010 03:26 PM (1fanL)

47 http://bit.ly/a8rrk1

and

http://bit.ly/9v3FAq

Just givin you guys meal options for the week.

Posted by: tdpwells at February 14, 2010 03:26 PM (Ei3oZ)

46 Yeah, I just went to the store and got a few bottles of wine. Oh and some food.

So sick of this shit weather. It's eight now? I heard only six. Really thought, does it matter? 71 will still be a total disaster.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 14, 2010 03:26 PM (AEloz)

49 The best part about this blog?

Original content.

Time and again we get quality, original content.

I love this place.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 14, 2010 07:22 PM (h/zKr)

Well it's new to Ace.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 14, 2010 03:27 PM (1fanL)

50 FUBAR--If I remembered which scene you were even talking about in Superman II I'd be dating this guy.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 14, 2010 03:28 PM (AEloz)

Anyone who espouses that Bacon is anything short of nature's viagra is nothing but a science hater.

Posted by: Editor at February 14, 2010 07:25 PM (YX6i/)

I ain't hatin on the bacon...but I think that guy is mainlining it.

Posted by: tdpwells at February 14, 2010 03:28 PM (Ei3oZ)

52 FUBAR--If I remembered which scene you were even talking about in Superman II I'd be dating this guy.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 14, 2010 07:28 PM (AEloz)

THERE'S the lacey I know and love fear.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 14, 2010 03:29 PM (1fanL)

53 Where's the bucket of little squeaky snacks?

Posted by: eman at February 14, 2010 03:32 PM (4tixt)

54 Sorry, confusion on my part. It's Walter Newton. I'd know him anywhere.

Posted by: Pecos Bill at February 14, 2010 03:33 PM (8WOM0)

55

OMG, you guys are pissing me off making fun of me.....I'm gonna have a heart atta................

Posted by: Francis at February 14, 2010 03:33 PM (t72+4)

56
I ain't hatin on the bacon...but I think that guy is mainlining it.

Who are you to judge? Besides, it seems doubtful; bacon would give this lardo better skin tone.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 14, 2010 03:34 PM (JUyOz)

57 Weird, i watched another one of his videos and he didn't have that wheezing speech impediment thing.

Posted by: Sam at February 14, 2010 03:34 PM (Cxsey)

58 Not entirely O/T, does anyone know what those blue people's horses are called in that pinko movie Avatar? I just accidentally got a little plastic one in my McDonald's Toy Meal and I'm going to give it to my 2-year-old neighbor but I don't know what to call it. "Blue six-legged fantasy horsey" is going to be too much for him.

Posted by: arhooley at February 14, 2010 03:36 PM (MSP/P)

59
Weird, i watched another one of his videos and he didn't have that wheezing speech impediment thing.

Posted by: Sam at February 14, 2010 07:34 PM (Cxsey)

That was before he got the Hersheys Chocolate Syrup inhaler.

Posted by: Blazer at February 14, 2010 03:36 PM (t72+4)

60
THERE'S the lacey I know and love fear.

Oh thank gawd, thought I was the only one that was scared of her.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 14, 2010 03:36 PM (JUyOz)

61
Eric Cartman all grown up?

Posted by: This is boner at February 14, 2010 03:38 PM (JY1gZ)

62 Couldn't understand him except for an occasional word here and there. Bonus: I have no idea what he's talking about. I count myself lucky.

Blizzard Games better have good, on-site security.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 14, 2010 03:38 PM (swuwV)

63
Well! Cartman is all growed up.
Posted by: ronsfi

fuckinfuckmuthafuckinfuckerfukcingfuck!

Posted by: This is boner at February 14, 2010 03:40 PM (JY1gZ)

64
Ohh, are we talking about weather? Here's a shot from the balcony of the dump I moved into. As you can see, a beautiful, sunny day in the low 70s. I wore shorts as I walked to work.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 14, 2010 03:40 PM (JUyOz)

62 Fine. You get no Valentine *sticks out tongue*

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 14, 2010 03:41 PM (1nM/w)

66
holeee sheeet, there's nothing worse than hearing a redneck hick cry like a baby over something trivial

I'm talking about the McMurray, the winner of the Daytona 500000.

Posted by: This is boner at February 14, 2010 03:43 PM (JY1gZ)

67 Semi-O/T:
BBC scriptwriters tried to use Doctor Who to bring down Margaret Thatcher

Posted by: Iskandar at February 14, 2010 03:44 PM (/o58C)

68 All that panting and heavy breathing is making me horny.

Posted by: Daryl Herbert at February 14, 2010 03:45 PM (4Gg3E)

69
well, if you're in the mood for watching fat people on yootoob...

first watch this...and then watch the response by Gene

Posted by: This is boner at February 14, 2010 03:48 PM (JY1gZ)

70 So, what -- I'm supposed to give a shit or something? Fail.

Posted by: Vile Roman at February 14, 2010 03:48 PM (iBzKc)

i call bullshit

there is no way there is a loser this bad, seriously, has to be a parady

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 14, 2010 03:50 PM (DNSGm)

btw, happy VD to all the moronetes

^{(see what i did there?)}

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 14, 2010 03:51 PM (DNSGm)

73 I sorta feel sorry for these WOW people. They need to classify it as a sickness and come up with a detox program.

Posted by: dagny at February 14, 2010 03:54 PM (8Ujau)

74 We are not amused.

Posted by: Queen Victoria at February 14, 2010 03:55 PM (sZ+lP)

the wortht part ith that lithp.

It's like Truman Capote grew up and went on a 10 year eating binge.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 14, 2010 03:57 PM (T1boi)

76 Watched this earlier today. Looked fake to me.

And if fatboy don't like City of Heroes, he can kiss my spandexed virtual ass.

Posted by: nickless at February 14, 2010 03:59 PM (MMC8r)

77 This is the guy who comes to Renaissance Faire wearing his Star Trek outfit.

And for four turkey legs and a 72oz. Diet Mountain Dew.

Posted by: sifty at February 14, 2010 04:01 PM (YiL90)

78 May all the moronettes receive a "Flower of Paradise" today for Valatines Day! Who can argue with that!

Posted by: mystry at February 14, 2010 04:03 PM (kmgIE)

79
Mmmm, turkeh leg mmmm.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 14, 2010 04:04 PM (JUyOz)

80 So, uh, sifty...You go to a lot of Renaissance Faires?

Posted by: dagny at February 14, 2010 04:04 PM (8Ujau)

81
This is the guy who comes to Renaissance Faire wearing his Star Trek outfit.

And for four turkey legs and a 72oz. Diet Mountain Dew.

Posted by: sifty at February 14, 2010 08:01 PM (YiL90)

If he went as a Red Shirt I have no doubt he would have died from choking on a bone.

Posted by: Blazer at February 14, 2010 04:06 PM (t72+4)

82 Yes. I am the one cool guy who does. Defying all the odds.

Posted by: sifty at February 14, 2010 04:07 PM (YiL90)

83 Is this Amy Bishop's dead brother come back to haunt us? He looks fat enough to be related.

Posted by: Kemp at February 14, 2010 04:08 PM (2+9Yx)

84 I sorta feel sorry for these WOW people. They need to classify it as a sickness and come up with a detox program.

Posted by: dagny at February 14, 2010 07:54 PM (8Ujau)

You're just jealous that you don't have a hobby to fill up your drab little life. Hater.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 14, 2010 04:09 PM (1fanL)

85 Renaissance Faire:
Come for the beer. Sneak in your own and save $10 a cup.
Stay for the boobs.

Posted by: sifty at February 14, 2010 04:09 PM (YiL90)

84 Yes. I am the one cool guy who does. Defying all the odds.

Do you, um, dress up? If so, do you wear tights and pointed shoes or armor? Perhaps a jerkin?

Posted by: dagny at February 14, 2010 04:13 PM (8Ujau)

87 Online role playing games are cool. They serve a valuable purpose in life. Mainly keeping these people out of the public and safely tucked away.

Most of these hardcore WOW people I've met would have people chained up in the basement without it.

And think of all the American jobs created by Cheeto manufacturing.

Posted by: sifty at February 14, 2010 04:14 PM (YiL90)

88
Amy Bishops' son?!?

Posted by: sickinmass at February 14, 2010 04:15 PM (Dxfei)

Do you, um, dress up? If so, do you wear tights and pointed shoes or armor? Perhaps a jerkin?

Posted by: dagny at February 14, 2010 08:13 PM (8Ujau)

You seem to know a lot about these Renaissance doodads, dagny.

Posted by: Editor at February 14, 2010 04:15 PM (YX6i/)

90 Like Lucy Lawless said on the Simpsons, whenever confronted by a nerd like this your response should be "A wizard did it."

Posted by: Mark at February 14, 2010 04:16 PM (QikZj)

91 My son had a group of friends on his high school football team freshman year. 2 of them got into WOW. Four years later they are fat, sorta greasy, their GPA has plummeted, they have never had a beer (don't like the taste) and have never kissed a girl. The other ones are ok, normal teenagers. I feel bad for them and think their parents should have pulled the plug long ago, sent them out into the sun or at least gotten them a job maybe even antidepressants--anything to stop them from turning into virgin basement trolls.

Posted by: dagny at February 14, 2010 04:17 PM (8Ujau)

the wortht part ith that lithp.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 14, 2010 07:57 PM (T1boi)

I don't know if I'd be throwing stones. Boi.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 14, 2010 04:18 PM (1fanL)

Do you, um, dress up? If so, do you wear tights and pointed shoes or armor? Perhaps a jerkin?

Just from the "Free Credit Report Dot Com" ad.

Posted by: dagny at February 14, 2010 04:19 PM (8Ujau)

94 My lawyer has informed me that I still don't have any idea what WoW is, and to not disclose that I have three eighties, whatever that means.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, and Buckets of Scorn for the Left at February 14, 2010 04:19 PM (erIg9)

95 Hardcore gamers scare me. Don't understang how they do it, either. I can only stare @ a computer screen or console for so long.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 14, 2010 04:19 PM (sZ+lP)

96 Of course I dress up. One can never land the hottest drunken 5 in street clothes.

At one time my armor was worth more than my old truck.
Women just love the smell of leather, geek, and steel.

Tights are for little sissy boys who play jazz flute, bad Shakespeareans, and that douche who sells the polyester Robin Hood hats.

I actually met my wife at Ren Faire here in California, almost ten years ago now.

Posted by: sifty at February 14, 2010 04:20 PM (YiL90)

Do you, um, dress up? If so, do you wear tights and pointed shoes or armor? Perhaps a jerkin?

Posted by: dagny at February 14, 2010 08:13 PM (8Ujau)

You seem to know a lot about these Renaissance doodads, dagny.

Posted by: Editor at February 14, 2010 08:15 PM (YX6i/)

She's faking it. It's gherkin. Or at least, that's what my nerd friend told me.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 14, 2010 04:21 PM (1fanL)

98
My son had a group of friends on his high school football team freshman year. 2 of them got into WOW. Four years later they are fat, sorta greasy, their GPA has plummeted, they have never had a beer (don't like the taste) and have never kissed a girl. The other ones are ok, normal teenagers. I feel bad for them and think their parents should have pulled the plug long ago, sent them out into the sun or at least gotten them a job maybe even antidepressants--anything to stop them from turning into virgin basement trolls.

Posted by: dagny at February 14, 2010 08:17 PM (8Ujau)

This is what happens when you pull the plug on a WoW player. Not pretty.

Posted by: Blazer at February 14, 2010 04:22 PM (t72+4)

99 Gherkin is a little pickle. Jerkin is what fat boy does to that poster on his wall.

Posted by: sifty at February 14, 2010 04:22 PM (YiL90)

100 Oh Blazer, that is a classic. Best part is the remote up his butt. What the fu..

Posted by: Editor at February 14, 2010 04:24 PM (YX6i/)

101 Hmmmm.

Francis? And he has a lisp?

Amazing.

Posted by: memomachine at February 14, 2010 04:25 PM (lSfPU)

102 The famous remote in the butt.

At no point in my life have I been angry enough to think that shoving a remote control up my michael moore was a good idea.

That kid needs a "special bracelet".

Posted by: sifty at February 14, 2010 04:27 PM (YiL90)

103

100 This is what happens when you pull the plug on a WoW player. Not pretty.

I LOLed (it's a parody, right?), but I bet there really are people like that in real life. That's really, really scary.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 14, 2010 04:27 PM (sZ+lP)

104 The only thing worse than an internet meme is a fake internet meme.
http://tinyurl.com/58r4qh

Posted by: TrueGrits at February 14, 2010 04:28 PM (tQi06)

105
This guy is a lot like the new hire they make me work with. Which is why I may soon rejoin the ranks of the funemployed.

Posted by: Tinian at February 14, 2010 04:28 PM (7+pP9)

106 In Soviet America, online game plays you!

Posted by: sifty at February 14, 2010 04:30 PM (YiL90)

107
Oh Blazer, that is a classic. Best part is the remote up his butt. What the fu..

Posted by: Editor at February 14, 2010 08:24 PM (YX6i/)

I'm thinking with a little lube and a little more practice he could become good at it. I have a feeling that wont be the first thing that ever enters his butt, iykwimaitykewim.

Posted by: Blazer at February 14, 2010 04:31 PM (t72+4)

108 You wear a jerkin over a doublet. Really, had no other moronette ever read any of Beatrice Small's "romances"? Pron really but girl pron. All the men are earls or the like and hung like horses but are madly in love with the heroine. The books look really tame. We passed them around in high school and no one ever had any idea.

Posted by: dagny at February 14, 2010 04:33 PM (8Ujau)

109 BBC scriptwriters tried to use Doctor Who to bring down Margaret Thatcher

I don't get the story here. It was obvious twenty years ago that they were parodying Thatcher. It was trite, ham-handed, and one of the worst episodes of Dr Who at a time when the show wasn't exactly producing gems.

Why is this a story now? I don't get it.

Posted by: Kensington at February 14, 2010 04:35 PM (BGpfF)

110

110 You wear a jerkin over a doublet. Really, had no other moronette ever read any of Beatrice Small's "romances"?

No, but I studied Renaissance history. Also clothing throughout history.

Are those Harlequin books?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 14, 2010 04:37 PM (sZ+lP)

111

WoW sucks. But I have a confession to make. Once in law school, I didn't go to campus for a month, because it was interfering with my Counter-Strike playing.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 14, 2010 04:38 PM (1fanL)

112 Sorry for OT but Ace made #19 on the top 100 most popular Conservative web sites. Sorry if it's a double post.
Top 100

Posted by: sig at February 14, 2010 04:41 PM (2i+Vz)

113 Wow, I was just scarred for life. FB showed me an ad for the Obamas in their swimsuits, & said I could have an entire collection of photos for $10,000.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 14, 2010 04:42 PM (sZ+lP)

114 Beatrice Small's "romances"

Posted by: dagny at February 14, 2010 08:33 PM (8Ujau)

Are they as hawt and sexy as those Judy Blume books?

Posted by: FUBAR at February 14, 2010 04:43 PM (1fanL)

115 Only game I've played that ever interfered with life was The Sims 2. Now, there were some times I was tempted to cut class to finish reading, like Howard Pyle's Robin Hood or one of the Harry Potter books.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 14, 2010 04:47 PM (sZ+lP)

116 sig@114,

So Ace finally surpassed David Brooks, Frum Forum, Andi Sullivan, and LGF?

I guess that's pudding-worthy.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 14, 2010 04:51 PM (swuwV)

117

I'm proud to say I've never played a video game. At least not since Nintendo first game out when I was in junior high.

But who am I to criticize Francis? I hang out with you degenerates so I can't really say I have a life.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 14, 2010 04:53 PM (EoyPZ)

118 So would skipping meals to edit a program be considered too nerdy even for nerds? Not that I've done that or anything. Just a hypothetical.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 14, 2010 04:54 PM (swuwV)

119 BBC scriptwriters tried to use Doctor Who to bring down Margaret Thatcher

What a surprise. I will say this about Mrs. Thatcher: In addition to being a fine conservative and the best PM England has had for decades, she stirred up such irrational (and amusing) hatred on the left and you can see it come out in the stuff put out by the artsy-fartsy boho crowd.

For example, listen to this idiot:

Sylvester McCoy, the actor who played the Doctor from 1987 to 1989, said: 'Our feeling was that Margaret Thatcher was far more terrifying than any monster the Doctor had encountered.

Good heavens man, why don't you lie down and wrap a wet towel around your forehead. And why should you expect anyone to take you seriously after making such a stupid remark?

Posted by: OregonMuse at February 14, 2010 04:55 PM (JkUVD)

120 I didn't understand a fucking word he said.

Me either.

Plus the shitty microphone getting overloaded every three seconds is annoying as hell.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 14, 2010 04:56 PM (jevEj)

121

I'm proud to say I've never played a video game. At least not since Nintendo first game out when I was in junior high.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 14, 2010 08:53 PM (EoyPZ)

You really are missing out with the Wii & PS3. I'm not a "gamer", but there are definitely some very enjoyable games to be had with those 2 formats.

I didn't have a console since the NES, either, until the Wii.

Posted by: Editor at February 14, 2010 04:57 PM (YX6i/)

122 laceyunderalls: "At least not since Nintendo first game out..."

Freudian slip there, underalls. Are you sure about your gaming proclivities?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 14, 2010 04:57 PM (swuwV)

123
So Ace finally surpassed David Brooks, Frum Forum, Andi Sullivan, and LGF?

I guess that's pudding-worthy.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 14, 2010 08:51 PM (swuwV)

LGF is hovering between 45 and 50 k rank now. ALEXA stops tracking you once you cross over 50 k.

My, how the mighty have fallen.

Posted by: Blazer at February 14, 2010 04:57 PM (t72+4)

124

Isn't that the Scott Brown pinup foldout behind him?

This just in:

Biden's Olympic motorcade involved in accident; Peggy Fleming hurt.

Posted by: comatus at February 14, 2010 04:57 PM (/VEEI)

125

It's got to be fake, if for no other reason than I played Star Trek Online in the OB (which is the only thing he had access to according to what he said) and you fly a spaceship within the first 10 minutes of the game, as well as the timeline being clearly explained.

Posted by: Sir Elliot at February 14, 2010 04:58 PM (DUNS7)

126 "Lighten up, Francis." - Sgt. Hulka

Posted by: Wiccapundit, the Red State Witch at February 14, 2010 04:58 PM (EQjOP)

127

I hang out with you degenerates

hey! I resemble that remark!

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at February 14, 2010 05:01 PM (CqCiY)

128

112 I've never read a Harliquin but we found the Beatrice Small books in england when I was on a scholarship semester to study 17th and 18th century British Literature at Cambridge University's Queens college. Shakespeare uses the term as well as Henry Fielding. I'm surprised you don't know the word although its etymology is pre-renaissance.

Beatrice Small books are an amusing repast because, although they appear to be the usual romance books aimed at teenage girls they are actually serious literary pron. They are far more titillating than anything marketed as such.

Here are a couple of definations; the first from unreliable wiki but the second from webster. I don't see the OED on line.

Wiki: jerkin is a man's short close-fitting jacket, made usually of light-colored leather, and often without sleeves, worn over the doublet in the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries.

Webster: Main Entry: jerÂ·kin Pronunciation: \ˈjər-kən\ Function: noun Etymology: origin unknown Date: 1519

: a close-fitting hip-length usually sleeveless jacket

Posted by: dagny at February 14, 2010 05:01 PM (8Ujau)

129 124 Oh you're just unfamiliar with my frequent typo laden incoherent posts.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 14, 2010 05:01 PM (EoyPZ)

130 How old am I?

Shit I thought WOW was Woodman of the World http://tinyurl.com/y97fhnt , not some on line game.

WTF, old is ugly.

Posted by: Kemp at February 14, 2010 05:06 PM (2+9Yx)

131

130 Sir Walter Raleigh was a great fan of the jerkin, I remember that.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 14, 2010 05:08 PM (sZ+lP)

132 Don't be sad Kemp. They had to explain it to me too. 'Cept I was dumber. I knew about World of Warcraft but I didn't know what WoW was. How's that for not putting 2 and 2 together.

Posted by: dagny at February 14, 2010 05:10 PM (8Ujau)

133

oh, no, my question was about mrs small. honestly never heard of her.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 14, 2010 05:11 PM (sZ+lP)

134 Try this my tiny not working, WOW! http://www.woodmen.org/

Posted by: Kemp at February 14, 2010 05:11 PM (2+9Yx)

135 130 I think you are right. I believe he invented the "circle jerkin"

Posted by: dagny at February 14, 2010 05:12 PM (8Ujau)

136

It's a gag, but by a guy who kind of takes this stuff seriously anway when he's not "in character."

So, laugh in any direction you want.

Posted by: CJ at February 14, 2010 05:13 PM (JQtNT)

137 Dangy,

Sad, no, I am not sad. I actually know what World of Witchcraft is, I once was a D&D player.

Sad, but true, I had no life.

Posted by: Kemp at February 14, 2010 05:15 PM (2+9Yx)

138

137 130 I think you are right. I believe he invented the "circle jerkin"

I had a feeling you would go there... < Have a feeling the Virgin Queen wasn't so virgin (but you've also heard that one before, too).

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 14, 2010 05:16 PM (sZ+lP)

139

135 Next time you're in a bookstore, pick one up and browse through it. It's funny in prongraphic sort of way. She isn't "literature" she is soft-ish pron. You would never learn about her studying anything. Her heroes are always unbuttoning their jerkins and lifting their doublets to let their "lances" spring forth with vigor. Funny, in a 16th century ravishment sort of way.

Posted by: dagny at February 14, 2010 05:17 PM (8Ujau)

140 Why is this a story now? I don't get it.
I'm guessing because the Iron Lady can no longer come kick their flabby Leftie asses. [Although if I were them I don't think I'd be entirely sure of that.]

Posted by: JorgXMcKie at February 14, 2010 05:17 PM (290l2)

141

Also seen a movie with Bette Davis where she plays Elizabeth & has all the men falling all over her & praising her incessantly (nice way of saying it). Oh, my.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 14, 2010 05:18 PM (sZ+lP)

142 141 She really loves those extended metaphors.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 14, 2010 05:19 PM (sZ+lP)

143

Supposedly Queen Liz had a few lovers but was extremely careful. She did not want to share power. A shame really because James I's offspring weren't exactly the best rulers.

Posted by: dagny at February 14, 2010 05:21 PM (8Ujau)

144

He has a 'slave Princess Leia' poster on his wall.

Seriously - is this a mockumentary?

Posted by: Mikey NTH at February 14, 2010 05:28 PM (gzjX3)

145

29 What keeps people like that from killing themselves?

His crying need to go all Hobo-Hunter on people like you, Jim in SanDiego.

Be afraid.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at February 14, 2010 05:31 PM (gzjX3)

146 People who have nothing better to do than hang around the internet all day are sooooo disgusting....wait a minute, I hang around the internet all day....

Posted by: Mr. Superior at February 14, 2010 05:34 PM (rZqRu)

147 Now - my desire not to go to prison for killing quasi-valuable people like Jim in San Diego is what keeps me from going all Hobo-Hunter on darn near everyone I meet.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at February 14, 2010 05:35 PM (gzjX3)

148 Dude Looks Like a Continent!

Posted by: Steven Tyler at February 14, 2010 05:35 PM (1fanL)

149 I hear that guy's ass has its own Congressman.

Posted by: Jimbo Jones at February 14, 2010 05:39 PM (jevEj)

150 My son and his friends play a lot of games. Mostly to give themselves something to do when the weed kicks in, I think.

Posted by: di butler, sexual opportunist at February 14, 2010 06:24 PM (S3xX1)

151 Next time you play Modern Warfare 2 and get ur ass kicked, just realize it is some loser like this who plays 12 hours a day who is beating you and it wont hurt so much.

Posted by: Bill MItchell at February 14, 2010 07:00 PM (kEBiX)

152 10-to-1 the dude plays Horde.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Xoxotl at February 14, 2010 07:14 PM (CbVPH)

153 I almost made it to the ten second mark before I had to stop....

Posted by: model_1066 at February 14, 2010 09:53 PM (+34l1)

154 BEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS!

Posted by: Corona at February 15, 2010 05:22 AM (woZIc)

155 Could someone please provide subtitles so I can understand what the hell this guy is talking about?

Posted by: Jim Blandings at February 15, 2010 06:25 AM (fwoiy)

156 This is funny because my husband and I just cancelled our WOW accts this weekend. Tired of all the raiding/lg group content and paying moola every month so the basement jockeys can go on some RAID with their lame and hygeine starved pals. We get the leftover content, and the raiders get the best. I'm either working or going to school. Don't want to spend every waking hour trying to do Onyxia, and you won't get decent armour or loot unless you go on some of these massive 4-6 hour raids.

WOW was supposed to be a game that even casual gamers could have a good experience with, but the a-holes from Eversmack went to Blizzard and decided to make it into World of Raidcraft instead. They made some little improvements here and there, but not much. Also got tired of going to Ironforge and everyone has gear that has more moving parts than a Swiss watch. The armour is just absurd now. If you ever played it, you'll understand.

So I admit I took a little perverse pleasure in seeing this guy freak out. Bitching about spending 4 hours on a game, expecting something and getting denied. LOL.

Posted by: Linlithgow at February 15, 2010 09:10 AM (xpBkP)

157 ( warning: WoW jargon ahead )

Linlithgow:

The top level gear was always only available to hard core raiders. With the current PuG tool, non-raiders can get last years t9 stuff ... and the emblems for the current t10 gear will probably be farmable with the PuG tool after t11 comes out in the next expansion.

You can get the gear without raiding, just not right away.

As for the fat man in the video ... there are guilds on my server that are able to get past Putricide. Mine isn't right now, but we are farming lower level ICC and ToC until we can. Part of playing the raiding game is to have the social skills needed to get into a <b>competant</b> group of raiders ... and find some that have fun and don't take the game seriously.

It is just a game after all. If you want a second job, go play EVE-Online.

Posted by: Kristopher at February 15, 2010 10:11 AM (kCEOg)

158 In his defense, the Blood Princes are pretty dang hard.

Posted by: Daniel Bareither at February 15, 2010 01:45 PM (G/tGu)

159 His guild's Mage can't have negative dodge change in ICC; my DK has 6% normally, and it only drops to 0 there.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at February 15, 2010 05:55 PM (H4hCp)

160 He sounds like the nerdy kid from Robot Chicken. Very close. Makes me think it is an act.

Posted by: Roborob at February 15, 2010 06:04 PM (Gavz7)

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