October 15, 2010
— Maetenloch THIS IS NOT A TEST. THIS IS A PRE-RECORDED MESSAGE AUTOMATICALLY POSTED IF THE BLOG DEADMAN SWITCH IS NOT RESET WITHIN THE REGULATION
24 HOURS.YOU ARE SEEING THIS IN THE EVENT OF AN EPIC ACEAPALOOZA OR A WORLD-WIDE APOCALYPSE. PROBABLY THE LATTER.
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GOD BLESS THIS BLOG AND GOD BLESS AMERICA.
NOW SOME MUSIC.
TONIGHT'S FINAL MESSAGE:
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Chaos is rising again!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 05:41 PM (3IYvz)
Posted by: Abdominal Snowman at October 15, 2010 05:42 PM (okmLW)
G. Gordon Liddy says stock up on gold!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 05:42 PM (3IYvz)
Posted by: Cicero at October 15, 2010 05:42 PM (Jl3/t)
Posted by: Tungsten Monk at October 15, 2010 05:42 PM (CfDPe)
Posted by: Abdominal Snowman at October 15, 2010 05:42 PM (okmLW)
Posted by: lorien1973 at October 15, 2010 05:42 PM (ZXnUe)
And if this is the last thread, let's make it last all night!
/Reference?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 05:43 PM (3IYvz)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 15, 2010 05:43 PM (tJjm/)
Actor Simon MacCorkindale dies aged 58
15 October 2010
Actor Simon MacCorkindale, who starred in BBC One's Casualty, has died aged 58 after suffering from cancer. His publicist, Max Clifford, said he died in the arms of his wife, actress Susan George, on Thursday night in a London Clinic.
He spent six years on the BBC medical drama as Dr Harry Harper. He was also known for starring in 1980s series Manimal and Falcon Crest and appearing in the 1978 Agatha Christie film Death on the Nile.
Ms George said: "No-one could have fought this disease any harder than he did since being diagnosed four years ago. "He fought it with such strength, courage and belief. Last night, he lost this battle, and he died peacefully in my arms.
"To me, he was simply the best of everything, and I loved him with all my heart. He will live on in me forever."
Simon MacCorkindale and Fiona Fullerton MacCorkindale was previously married to actress Fiona Fullerton from 1976-1982
Born in Cambridge, MacCorkindale intended to follow his father into the RAF, but his deteriorating eyesight meant he had to follow an alternative path. He began his career in theatre, making his West End debut in a production of Pygmalion, before moving to the small screen.
He moved to the US after the success of Death on the Nile where he had roles in various TV series including Dynasty, Hart to Hart and The Dukes of Hazzard before securing the lead in adventure series Manimal. His last television appearance was on BBC series New Tricks earlier this year.
John Yorke, controller of BBC drama production, said the actor was owed a "massive debt" for his work in Casualty. "Not only was he a fabulously iconic consultant, he was also an inspirational team leader," Mr Yorke said. "Simon had an extraordinary career encompassing - amongst many other things - matinee idol, Hollywood lead, film and theatre director, film producer and horse breeder. "That amazing energy and appetite for life remained with him to the end.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 15, 2010 05:43 PM (OIw0R)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 05:43 PM (3IYvz)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch says... at October 15, 2010 05:44 PM (sJTmU)
D R I N K M O R E O V A L T I N E
What does it mean?
Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at October 15, 2010 05:44 PM (TPynd)
Posted by: PaleRider at October 15, 2010 05:44 PM (dkExz)
OR A WORLD-WIDE APOCALYPSE. PROBABLY THE LATTER.
My last moments are spent with you Morons with the Great American on in the back ground?
Not how I envisioned going out to say the least.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 15, 2010 05:44 PM (A0VTZ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 15, 2010 05:45 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch says... at October 15, 2010 05:46 PM (sJTmU)
Posted by: Kasper Hauser at October 15, 2010 05:46 PM (rVGXt)
Posted by: arhooley at October 15, 2010 05:46 PM (K3iV1)
Hey back.
No problem-o
. *waves*.Thanks for telling me now, especially before chaos engulfs us all.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 05:46 PM (3IYvz)
Posted by: Joejm65 at October 15, 2010 05:46 PM (tedxk)
Posted by: Lee (in KY) at October 15, 2010 05:47 PM (7y9kL)
Posted by: arhooley at October 15, 2010 09:46 PM (K3iV1)"
I mean, dude...
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 15, 2010 05:47 PM (tJjm/)
Had a hot date tonight.
With Gen. Tso.
He's staying over tonight. I might have him again tomorrow.
Yeah, I'm a slut. And?
Sup, homies?!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 15, 2010 05:48 PM (Ts0NN)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch says... at October 15, 2010 05:48 PM (sJTmU)
Posted by: The Rachel Corrie Brigade of the NSDAP at October 15, 2010 05:49 PM (Hu/Da)
Posted by: Lee (in KY) at October 15, 2010 09:47 PM (7y9kL)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 15, 2010 05:49 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: PA Cat at October 15, 2010 05:49 PM (FykH7)
With Gen. Tso.
He's staying over tonight. I might have him again tomorrow.
Yeah, I'm a slut. And?
Given the world-wide chaos, kudos to you for confessing your sins before the coming of chaos. I'm sure it'll give you some chits for the hereafter.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 05:49 PM (3IYvz)
Posted by: moki at October 15, 2010 05:50 PM (dZmFh)
Had a hot date tonight.
With Gen. Tso.
He's staying over tonight. I might have him again tomorrow.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 15, 2010 09:48 PM (Ts0NN)
Oh, careful. Might leave some stinging behind, iykwim.
Posted by: Editor at October 15, 2010 05:50 PM (YX6i/)
Now why did I go and press that flashing red button with a skull on it?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 05:50 PM (3IYvz)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 15, 2010 05:50 PM (tJjm/)
Had a hot date tonight.
With Gen. Tso.
He's staying over tonight. I might have him again tomorrow.
Life in the fast lane, lacey.
Posted by: Dang Straights at October 15, 2010 05:51 PM (SX/R/)
Oh, careful. Might leave some behind stinging behind, iykwim.
Posted by: Editor at October 15, 2010 09:50 PM (YX6i/)
FTFY
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 15, 2010 05:51 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: e.p. at October 15, 2010 05:51 PM (4XPEu)
Here's a hint of the chaos to be:
Russia to build nuclear power station in Venezuela
I'm sure Chavez has only the best of intentions in mind for his new-found nuclear power.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 05:52 PM (3IYvz)
Posted by: arhooley at October 15, 2010 09:46 PM (K3iV1)"
I mean, dude...
-------------------
But the highlights seem so cool! Self-pity, confusion, depression. I'm gettin' my Kafka on.
Posted by: arhooley at October 15, 2010 05:52 PM (K3iV1)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at October 15, 2010 05:52 PM (ruu60)
Posted by: Slow Joe Biden...sheriff at October 15, 2010 05:52 PM (XSD4n)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 15, 2010 09:41 PM (bvfVF)
That's different from a normal Friday night how exactly?
Posted by: buzzion at October 15, 2010 05:52 PM (oVQFe)
So is it pronounced General Toe or General Sow?
'So'. As in 'This is so the best f*$%ing food I've ever consumed because I'm famished'.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 15, 2010 05:53 PM (Ts0NN)
Posted by: robtr at October 15, 2010 05:53 PM (fwSHf)
Posted by: TC at October 15, 2010 05:53 PM (BAtLQ)
Posted by: moki at October 15, 2010 05:53 PM (dZmFh)
Posted by: Kemp at October 15, 2010 05:54 PM (AQxTm)
Posted by: Nighthawk at October 15, 2010 05:54 PM (Bwhn9)
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at October 15, 2010 05:54 PM (twq6c)
Posted by: Benson at October 15, 2010 05:54 PM (qzcNU)
Posted by: The Grim Reaper at October 15, 2010 05:54 PM (ruu60)
Had a hot date tonight.
With Gen. Tso.
He's staying over tonight. I might have him again tomorrow.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 15, 2010 09:48 PM (Ts0NN)
Oh, careful. Might leave some stinging behind, iykwim.
Posted by: Editor at October 15, 2010 09:50 PM (YX6i/)
Apparently I've only had weak chinese then, because Gen Tso's has never struck me as terribly hot or spicy.
Posted by: buzzion at October 15, 2010 05:54 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: dagny at October 15, 2010 05:55 PM (irfBG)
Ace is the AntiEwok.
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 15, 2010 05:55 PM (tJjm/)
Life in the fast lane
Long week. Some greasy spoon Chinese and jammy pants were calling my name.
I make no apologies for my lame lifestyle. I'm fully embracing my inner old fart.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 15, 2010 05:55 PM (Ts0NN)
Mile High Fun: Airline to Sell 'Cuddle Class' Seating
(Oct. 15) -- Economy air travel need no longer be referred to as "cattle class," and passengers don't have to squeeze into tight seats.
Beginning next year, money-conscious long-haul travelers can take "cuddle class" and book a row of seats that convert into a couch or bed.
/Will this make joining the Mile-High Club a bit easier? I shiver at the though.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 05:55 PM (3IYvz)
Apparently I've only had weak chinese then, because Gen Tso's has never struck me as terribly hot or spicy.
Posted by: buzzion at October 15, 2010 09:54 PM (oVQFe)
Then you're not asking for enough chili flakes. Don't know what to say.
Posted by: Editor at October 15, 2010 05:56 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: robtr at October 15, 2010 05:56 PM (fwSHf)
Posted by: robtr at October 15, 2010 09:53 PM (fwSHf)
I should have waited an extra day to pay the public service bill.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 15, 2010 05:56 PM (A0VTZ)
I'm watching Pretty in Pink on WeTV. (and shuuuut it).
These prom dresses. Wow. Sorry for anyone that had their sr. pictures taken between 1980-1990. Just not a good fashion decade.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 15, 2010 05:57 PM (Ts0NN)
Posted by: Jean at October 15, 2010 05:57 PM (CPefM)
Posted by: dagny at October 15, 2010 09:55 PM (irfBG)
So, then they actually have chicken?
Posted by: Editor at October 15, 2010 05:57 PM (YX6i/)
Here's a hint of the chaos to be:
Russia to build nuclear power station in Venezuela
I'm sure Chavez has only the best of intentions in mind for his new-found nuclear power.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 09:52 PM (3IYvz)
I think now would be a good time for Moscow to station nuclear missiles in Cuba. After all, it's not like a Boy King would do a damned thing about it.
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 15, 2010 05:58 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 15, 2010 05:58 PM (A0VTZ)
Posted by: Dick Phreak'n Gere at October 15, 2010 05:58 PM (77cMq)
Posted by: dagny at October 15, 2010 05:58 PM (irfBG)
Chicken, feral cats, feral dogs... it all tastes the same and all goes in the same place in the end.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 05:59 PM (3IYvz)
Posted by: The Rachel Corrie Brigade of the NSDAP at October 15, 2010 05:59 PM (Hu/Da)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch says... at October 15, 2010 05:59 PM (sJTmU)
Assuming they haven't already.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 06:00 PM (3IYvz)
Well ladies, if its the end of the world, you'll have no walk of shame tomorrow, IYKWIMAITYD.
What the hell, I'm off to tango tonight.
Posted by: Alex at October 15, 2010 06:00 PM (aAsSp)
Posted by: Dick Phreak'n Gere at October 15, 2010 09:58 PM (77cMq)
I always call it "General Toes Chicken," and the illegal Chinese immigrant that takes the order is OK with that, because it was so loud in that shipping container he and 20 others illegal Chinese takeout cooks came over in can't hear a damned thing now.
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 15, 2010 06:01 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 15, 2010 06:02 PM (XDeui)
Posted by: General Tso at October 15, 2010 06:02 PM (leVrA)
Bullshit. There are no colleges in West Virginia.
Posted by: Commonwealth of Virginia at October 15, 2010 09:58 PM (uCjoj)
It wasn't first on my list but their diversity talk went something like: "we have students from WV, Ohio, Penn, and Va!" compared to the Mason, JMU, UVa, et al diversity talk which consisted of two days of the usual leftiness with heavy doses of LGBT. Made me start to come around.
Posted by: dagny at October 15, 2010 06:02 PM (irfBG)
And the fear of death might make picoseconds seem like forever IYKWIMAITYD.
What the hell, I'm off to tango tonight.
Nice. If it was the end of the world, I dunno what I do. Probably just hang out here, I guess. Attribute it to my lack of imagination.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 06:02 PM (3IYvz)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 15, 2010 10:01 PM (Ts0NN)
Things are making more sense now. Heh.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 15, 2010 06:02 PM (A0VTZ)
61What do I do with this fucking pudding and Val u Rite?
Val-U-Rite smoothie.
(I'll be back tomorrow with the usual worthless shit I torment you guys with on the weekends. What, you thought your long nightmare was over? No, it's just beginning)
Posted by: genghis at October 15, 2010 06:03 PM (1XErj)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 15, 2010 06:04 PM (A0VTZ)
My last moments are spent with you Morons with the Great American on in the back ground?
Not how I envisioned going out to say the least.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 15, 2010 09:44 PM (A0VTZ)
It could be wooth. You could be in my bathement.
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at October 15, 2010 06:04 PM (a3Z62)
Posted by: s☺mej☼e at October 15, 2010 06:05 PM (f0UXf)
Nice. If it was the end of the world, I dunno what I do.
If the world is gonna end, find a pretty girl and dance.
Posted by: Alex at October 15, 2010 06:05 PM (aAsSp)
Posted by: Delta Smelt, The guy who yells Paul Ryan at October 15, 2010 06:05 PM (A0VTZ)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 06:05 PM (8uDC8)
Actually, it's not precisely a Chinese dish, and it's made with a lot of variations in my experience (the one I liked best didn't use breading). Its history is quite modern. IIRC the original version was concocted in Taiwan, then the creator adapted a more American version for New York. The full tale is given in Fuchsia Dunlop's Hunan cookbook. I wonder whether the dish has ever been made in China by anyone.
Posted by: Splunge at October 15, 2010 06:05 PM (9uwvY)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 15, 2010 06:05 PM (XDeui)
Posted by: moki at October 15, 2010 06:05 PM (dZmFh)
Posted by: The Rachel Corrie Brigade of the NSDAP at October 15, 2010 06:05 PM (Hu/Da)
Damn you. There is none of those around here. First time I saw a Bojangles was in Charlottesville VA.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 06:05 PM (3IYvz)
IYKWIM.
AIKTYD.
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 15, 2010 06:06 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: CDR M on Battle Watch at October 15, 2010 06:06 PM (JSetw)
Posted by: ChiTown Jerry at October 15, 2010 06:07 PM (Do528)
Even at the end of the world, I would not succumb to that decadent desire.
I guess I could also play GoW3 until the power went out permanently.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 06:07 PM (3IYvz)
Posted by: General Tso at October 15, 2010 06:08 PM (leVrA)
My daughter was at Brown, which thank God she hated. The orientation types yammered on about their diversity and finished up with what they thought was a real rib-tickler--we even have a few Republicans. Made me want to smack them. But reality has long since done that, I'm sure.
Posted by: pep at October 15, 2010 06:08 PM (8zlLq)
Posted by: dagny at October 15, 2010 06:08 PM (ZleBz)
Tehran, Iran. Anything left should get dropped on the Heir Apparent of North Korea.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 06:08 PM (3IYvz)
Oh, absolutely, but I like them because I worked security at one of their shows, and broke a few teeth out of the mouth of one of their groupies. Great memories!
Posted by: Obama the delusional narcissist at October 15, 2010 06:08 PM (LH6ir)
Why do you hate freeeeeeeeeedommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
All you need is love
Do you read cons?
Posted by: George W Kon at October 15, 2010 06:08 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Nighthawk at October 15, 2010 06:09 PM (Bwhn9)
Posted by: The Mayans at October 15, 2010 06:09 PM (a3Z62)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 10:05 PM (3IYvz)
I hadn't ever had it until 6 months ago. Melted down and indulged a few times in the last couple months. They really do need to move both west and north.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 15, 2010 06:09 PM (A0VTZ)
News Flash!
Conservatives and Liberals prepare for election night.
Pudding and Tucks medicated cooling hemorroid pads flying off shelves.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 15, 2010 06:10 PM (K03lE)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 06:11 PM (8uDC8)
I went to W&M and have a daughter there now. It was pretty conservative in my day, but isn't anymore. They're all the same, politically.
Posted by: pep at October 15, 2010 06:11 PM (8zlLq)
Plus, we're not the University of Maryland, College Park
Ugh. Then they'll never learn to defend themselves against stabbings or how to set fire to a town.
Posted by: dagny at October 15, 2010 06:11 PM (ZleBz)
Posted by: Chris in Va at October 15, 2010 10:08 PM (uCjoj)
Look at the bright side: REAL Chinese food is mostly noodles, with some occasional cat.
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 15, 2010 06:11 PM (tJjm/)
someone send for the DeLorean, or the TARDIS, or a wormhole, or think positive and clap your hands if you believe, whatever it takes to keep this blue ball spinning til Nov 3rd....
Posted by: ginaswo at October 15, 2010 06:12 PM (yhcta)
Actually, it's not precisely a Chinese dish, and it's made with a lot of variations in my experience (the one I liked best didn't use breading). Its history is quite modern. IIRC the original version was concocted in Taiwan, then the creator adapted a more American version for New York. The full tale is given in Fuchsia Dunlop's Hunan cookbook. I wonder whether the dish has ever been made in China by anyone.
Posted by: Splunge at October 15, 2010 10:05 PM (9uwvY)
Isn't it pretty much true that most "chinese restauraunts" aren't really serving chinese food but some bastardized versions to appeal to american tastes. You know, just going by the lack of chicken feet on the menu.
Posted by: buzzion at October 15, 2010 06:13 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 06:13 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: moki at October 15, 2010 06:13 PM (dZmFh)
I lurve me some serious cat. One of my favorites.
Posted by: Corona at October 15, 2010 06:14 PM (h/nMz)
The GPS coordinates led me to a safe deposit box at a local bank, and I was shocked to find out what was inside:
-A brown paper bag filled with dog poo.
-Matches
-A map to Harry Reid's house
-A half empty can of Crisco
-A tangle of fishing line
-Lots of pictures of Ewoks doing unspeakable things
-A six pack of butterscotch pudding
-An empty Val-U-Rite bottle
-A very disturbing photoshop of Marco Rubio's head on what I can only assume to be Chris Christie's body.
-A bust of Churchill
-A template of the flaming skull and a coupon for 10% off of tattoo service.
-Bail money
-Last of all, there a note saying "November 2nd, Be the Wave!--and by wave I mean Guy Who Puts a Bag of Flaming Poo on Harry Reid's porch"
Posted by: Original Mikey at October 15, 2010 06:15 PM (umot9)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 10:11 PM (8uDC
Our wonderful president put the screws to us tonight.
Posted by: West Virginia at October 15, 2010 06:15 PM (a3Z62)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 10:08 PM (3IYvz)
I was hoping you meant some targets inside the deep blue areas back here!
Posted by: CDR M on Battle Watch at October 15, 2010 06:15 PM (BuYeH)
Was the Mosque involved in the lightning strike on Touch down Jesus? Now that Big butter Jesus looks like a Termintor Unit, will it rise from the ground to exact revenge on the Mosque? Inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 15, 2010 06:15 PM (K03lE)
Posted by: Delta Smelt
!!!
This was the last song playing on my drive home!
(Okay, not Vic Fontaine, but Sinatra. Dunno why I couldn't find a youtube clip of Old Blue Eye's singing it).
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 15, 2010 06:15 PM (Ts0NN)
Posted by: Corona at October 15, 2010 06:15 PM (h/nMz)
Maybe for you it does.
Posted by: Guy with a colostomy at October 15, 2010 06:17 PM (IzuWw)
Posted by: dagny at October 15, 2010 06:17 PM (ZleBz)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 10:11 PM (8uDC
What that's not enough for you?
Posted by: buzzion at October 15, 2010 06:17 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: moki at October 15, 2010 06:17 PM (dZmFh)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 06:17 PM (8uDC8)
What the fuuuuu does that mean?
Posted by: Editor at October 15, 2010 06:18 PM (YX6i/)
Yes, at least the majority of places near strip-malls. The presence of the chicken fingers and cheese pizza in such places always amused me.
There is one small joint by my school that serves more "authentic" Chinese (Northern Chinese, I believe) food. My family has been going there for years. We have a good rapport with the head chef "Bob", (we tried to pronounce his name once, but it was impossible).
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 06:18 PM (3IYvz)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 15, 2010 06:18 PM (Ts0NN)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at October 15, 2010 06:19 PM (Vz9lf)
Those weren't random... they were targeted.
Posted by: C.S.I. Moon of Endor at October 15, 2010 06:19 PM (oLT/p)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 15, 2010 06:20 PM (K03lE)
There wouldn't be many college campuses left had you accepted my targeting list.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 06:20 PM (3IYvz)
Great, my electric bill already averages $150 a month. I'm in an 800 sqft apartment.
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at October 15, 2010 06:20 PM (xMKKV)
Aw, fuck.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at October 15, 2010 10:19 PM (Vz9lf)
Look at the bright side!
Posted by: Senator-elect Raese at October 15, 2010 06:21 PM (a3Z62)
I swear, whether its Afghanistan, Venezuela, the economy, the energy sector, ANYTHING at all that this creep does, it just makes my blood pressure spike.
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 15, 2010 06:21 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 10:17 PM
Ancient Chinese secret.
Posted by: Calgon at October 15, 2010 06:21 PM (No0N3)
Posted by: jbarntt at October 15, 2010 06:21 PM (UNFot)
I want to be that guy. Can I, can I? Please? /dancedance
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 06:22 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 15, 2010 10:20 PM (K03lE)
Cut, jib, newsletter.
Posted by: RushBabe at October 15, 2010 06:22 PM (a3Z62)
Aw, fuck.
Raese just won that election and Paul. Reminds me of the first part of Atlas Shrugs.
He is turning LEFT.
Dude.
Posted by: dagny at October 15, 2010 06:22 PM (ZleBz)
Now do you believe in global warming?
Posted by: Herr Docktor Greg at October 15, 2010 06:22 PM (ELHzb)
Hey Ohio Dan, it's so weird. Just today I noticed the flags back up and cars in the parking lot. And it's been completely empty for the past two months. Very creepy.
Apparently the FBI has placed all cameras and monitoring devises and deemed it fit to reopen.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 15, 2010 06:22 PM (K03lE)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 15, 2010 10:15 PM (Ts0NN)
Sinatra is great. I've talked about my mancrush on PR, but it doesn't compare to Ole Blue Eyes. If I had to be trapped in a city in a certain era, it just might be Vegas in the early 60s with the rat pack and all the perks it would entail.
The man lived a life every guy (mostly) would be envious of. He did it his way for the most part, just like the song.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 15, 2010 06:23 PM (A0VTZ)
Guess you guys didn't get the memo. The democrats already gave up, so the rest of the firms are just starting to tell it like it is. The "surge" meme is canceled for this year. Check back in 2012.
Posted by: Editor at October 15, 2010 06:23 PM (YX6i/)
If you have ever been to Prague you will love this!
Think these guys had a toke or two before they did this?
http://tinyurl.com/2ckccd2
Posted by: Kemp at October 15, 2010 06:23 PM (AQxTm)
He is turning LEFT.
Dude.
Posted by: dagny at October 15, 2010 10:22 PM (ZleBz)
I guess Iowahawk is dead on...
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 15, 2010 06:23 PM (tJjm/)
Having actually visted China and eaten their food, three things:
1) in the North and West of China, the meals have a lot of noodles in them; this is because it is wheat growing country
2) in the South and East, the meals have rice in them, because it is rice-growing country.
3) there is usually not a lot of meat in meals in China because meat is expensive and more rare than in Europe or the Americas.
That all said, real Chinese meals and food is pretty good in most places. Frequently very fresh vegetables, some unusual but tasty variations, sometimes good beer (Tsingtao comes to mind). The Chinese are 'oral' people (as a Chinese guy I know told me) and they love to eat. But their concept of breakfast is pretty weird. Glad I took some granola bars with me.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch says... at October 15, 2010 06:24 PM (sJTmU)
billion years
Isn't the sun supposed to run out of fuel around that time? My understanding is that Venus and Mercury will likely be destroyed while the earth will survive (although either cooked or without an atmosphere). That's going to be an interesting problem to solve.
On the plus side we have almost 4 billion years to do so.
Posted by: Chris in Va at October 15, 2010 10:19 PM (uCjoj)
I thought we were in the Red Giant zone for when our sun starts expanding?
Posted by: buzzion at October 15, 2010 06:24 PM (oVQFe)
Wait... Is that Galaxy News Radio I hear?
Posted by: The only guy in Vault 69 at October 15, 2010 06:24 PM (mS0Qv)
Posted by: jbarntt at October 15, 2010 06:25 PM (UNFot)
Sinatra is great.
Ditto.
Where men were guys and women were dolls. Or dames. Either one is fine by me.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 15, 2010 06:25 PM (Ts0NN)
And is there an actual PuddingCon, or is this another joke that went over my head?Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 06:25 PM (8uDC8)
Senator-elect Raese
Not so fast!
Posted by: Joe manchin, channeling new POLITCO poll showing him up by 10 at October 15, 2010 10:21 PM (uCjoj)
That was before Joe's best bud in DC put us out on the street. At least we'll get to vote early seeing as how we'll be sleeping under the overpass next to the polling place.
Posted by: The Wheelers at October 15, 2010 06:26 PM (a3Z62)
We might be able to do something about that. Oh, yeah, ...never mind.
Posted by: US Muslim Outreach (The organization formerly known as NASA) at October 15, 2010 06:26 PM (IzuWw)
PuddingCon is the name of the upcoming post-electoin meetup for SE PA/MD/DE moron(ette)s.
If those concoctions are being served there, they shouldn't be used for "dipping".
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 06:27 PM (3IYvz)
In his fucking car-in-a-ditch analogy, that would be pulling out the spark plugs and then wondering why the damn engine won't start.
Posted by: Waterhouse at October 15, 2010 06:27 PM (iJXub)
Hear that, ecotards? Your carbon-reduction policies mean I'm CUTTING DOWN TREES AND BURNING THEM!
Posted by: Trimegistus at October 15, 2010 06:27 PM (leVrA)
Posted by: Jean at October 15, 2010 06:28 PM (CPefM)
Someone please teach that fucking cat some proper grammar!
I can't stand fucking ungrammatical cats. I'd shoot them with my .22 if I wasn't dead.
Motherfuckers...
Posted by: Zombie Edwin Newman at October 15, 2010 06:29 PM (bJI8I)
When I Was Seventeen
One of Franks Best.
My Father in law was in the band when he played Coney Island Moonlight Gardens in Cincinnati.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 15, 2010 06:29 PM (K03lE)
Posted by: dagny at October 15, 2010 06:29 PM (ZleBz)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 06:30 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: Jean at October 15, 2010 10:25 PM (CPefM)
You left out Grove City College, the ones that sued the government allowing Hillsdale to do their thing.
Omg, yes. Will they be serving these at PuddingCon? And is there an actual PuddingCon, or is this another joke that went over my head?
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 10:25 PM (8uDC
Oh yes, there is a PuddingCon. November 6. 7:00pm. Iron Hill Brewery. Wilmington, Delaware Riverfront. Be there or FOAD.
Just kidding.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at October 15, 2010 06:30 PM (hPU8C)
When I Was Seventeen
One of Franks Best.
My Father in law was in the band when he played Coney Island Moonlight Gardens in Cincinnati.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 15, 2010 10:29 PM (K03lE)
Yeah, agreed. That's saying alot considering his body of work.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 15, 2010 06:30 PM (A0VTZ)
Posted by: Trimegistus at October 15, 2010 06:31 PM (leVrA)
Posted by: Jean at October 15, 2010 06:31 PM (CPefM)
Posted by: RightThinker at October 15, 2010 06:31 PM (KmHbv)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 15, 2010 06:32 PM (YIsUo)
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at October 15, 2010 06:32 PM (hPU8C)
I'm not sure there's a single station around here that plays old shit. Granted I know little about music so I likely wouldn't know the difference.
Posted by: Chris in Va at October 15, 2010 10:29 PM (uCjoj)
There was a great station in Denver that played alot of Sinatra, Bennett, big band stuff etc. My grandparents helped me find it though....
That genre had a renaissance of sorts in the late 90s with movies like Swingers. It's when I first acquired a taste for it.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 15, 2010 06:33 PM (A0VTZ)
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at October 15, 2010 06:33 PM (bJI8I)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 15, 2010 10:26 PM (oLT/p)
No, but we had a "whole fish" served at a meal. And I mean the whole thing; fins, eyes, everything was cooked. It was actually pretty good, but weird.
The worse thing I remember about China is that the Chinese spit a lot, and there are spittoons in restaurants in China. Don't look!!! It will turn your stomach and kill your appetite.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch says... at October 15, 2010 06:33 PM (sJTmU)
Posted by: Jean at October 15, 2010 06:34 PM (CPefM)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 15, 2010 06:34 PM (oLT/p)
Posted by: RushBabe at October 15, 2010 06:34 PM (a3Z62)
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at October 15, 2010 10:33 PM (bJI8I)
There's never a bad day for that sort of thing.
Posted by: Peter North at October 15, 2010 06:34 PM (hPU8C)
I read a while back that Sinatra offered to help out his ex-wife Mia Farrow by having some of his pals from the Five Families explain to Woody Allen why gentlemen don't sleep with their stepdaughters. Sadly, she turned him down.
Posted by: Trimegistus at October 15, 2010 06:34 PM (leVrA)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 15, 2010 06:35 PM (oLT/p)
Posted by: Jean at October 15, 2010 10:25 PM (CPefM)
Don't know why these three are listed? Thread too long. Conservative?
Hampton Sydney, the ONLY all male college.
Conservative? Shit no one owns fucking blue jeans. Khakis or you're dead!
Posted by: Kemp at October 15, 2010 06:36 PM (AQxTm)
Posted by: Frank Drake at October 15, 2010 06:36 PM (r8uRb)
The PPP poll also used a strange methodology. It weighted the poll as 55% dem in a state that went 56% McCain. It also had 9% black responders when the black population in wv is 3.5%.
Posted by: dagny at October 15, 2010 06:36 PM (ZleBz)
Gotta love New Jersey. Pilot buzzes football field, drops hilarious objects from plane.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 15, 2010 10:32 PM (YIsUo)
Toilet paper would be more fitting in Cleveland or Detroit. America's buttholes after all.
Uh, no offense.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 15, 2010 06:36 PM (A0VTZ)
Sue?
Posted by: Dead Citadel and VMI guys at October 15, 2010 06:37 PM (CPefM)
If you feel like the paint thinner you're huffing doesn't have quite enough of a kick, fire up the Sex Pistols cover of "My Way".
I like it, actually. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at October 15, 2010 06:37 PM (hPU8C)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 15, 2010 06:37 PM (K03lE)
Yep, pickled, at the Clay Soldiers restaurant, had a woody for three days.
Posted by: Kemp at October 15, 2010 06:38 PM (AQxTm)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 15, 2010 10:30 PM (oLT/p)
Dammit! I'm trying to stick to 13 grams of fat per day! It's killing me.
Posted by: RushBabe at October 15, 2010 06:38 PM (a3Z62)
Posted by: Trimegistus at October 15, 2010 06:38 PM (leVrA)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 06:39 PM (8uDC8)
Sue?
Posted by: Dead Citadel and VMI guys at October 15, 2010 10:37 PM (CPefM)
The taking-Federal-money-and-thus-being-told-what-to-do-with-it bit. Not the whopping freedom-of-speech-etc. part.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at October 15, 2010 06:39 PM (hPU8C)
It really depends where you live. The Bay Area has some reasonably authentic Cantonese food, though not approaching the quality you can get in, say, Hong Kong. New York has its own style of "Chinese food" which is quite tasty, though not too much resembling the real thing except for some nice dumplings. Outside of those areas, it's hard to find something resembling the real thing (though Toronto and Vancouver BC come very close).
Oh, and with all the talk of anteater -- real Chinese food is mostly not hard to like, except that some of the weirder dishes take some acclimation. But that's generally more of a texture issue, not weird flavors. If you go to Beijing, you can find fresh-grilled scorpion on a stick. But the same place will have sticks of chicken meat or duck hearts that are delicious and accessible.
Posted by: Splunge at October 15, 2010 06:39 PM (9uwvY)
And VMI, Citadel aren't? Unless you're in state!
HS cheaper than Richmond or Duke.
Posted by: Kemp at October 15, 2010 06:40 PM (AQxTm)
I've had rattlesnake pizza at the Pizza Inn in Big Spring several times, after the Sweetwater rattlesnake roundup.
Tastes like pussy.
Posted by: TexasJew at October 15, 2010 06:40 PM (bJI8I)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch says... at October 15, 2010 06:40 PM (sJTmU)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 06:40 PM (8uDC8)
No argument there!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 15, 2010 06:40 PM (YIsUo)
Aw, fuck.
Raese just won that election and Paul. Reminds me of the first part of Atlas Shrugs.
He is turning LEFT.
Dude.
Posted by: dagny at October 15, 2010 10:22 PM (ZleBz)
He's turning left? He's been full-throttle left-tard since Day 1 of this tyranny.
Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at October 15, 2010 06:41 PM (PWj+8)
Swedish FM: Assad will convince Hamas to recognize Israel
In a recent meeting with Swedish Foreign Minster Carl Bildt in Damascus, the President of Syria, Basher Assad said that "Syria recognizes the existence of the State of Israel", and that he intends to convince Hamas to follow Syria's example.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 06:41 PM (3IYvz)
Posted by: Trimegistus at October 15, 2010 10:38 PM (leVrA)
A bunch of guys I went to high school with went there. I always got the impression that Hampden-Sydney guys did a lot of blowing each other. Then again, I went to an all-male high school, so I'm familiar with that asusmption.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at October 15, 2010 06:41 PM (hPU8C)
They must of been in the dope smoking days. Not that way now.
Posted by: Kemp at October 15, 2010 06:41 PM (AQxTm)
Snake is darned tasty, and you would not find it hard to like. Although I've never done the drinking-the-bile thing. That might be a little more challenging.
Posted by: Splunge at October 15, 2010 06:41 PM (9uwvY)
Posted by: Trimegistus at October 15, 2010 10:34 PM (leVrA)
I heard the same thing. Frank and Mia were an odd match up. Old school alpha with new age hippy chick.
I told this to Vic, but Frank was in a bar in the late 60s when one of Mia's hippy friends came up to him and asked if he had any grass...
Frank replied, "Yeah.... I've got some grass, at home! ON MY LAWN."
Hippy slinked away.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 15, 2010 06:41 PM (A0VTZ)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 15, 2010 06:42 PM (K03lE)
Posted by: moki at October 15, 2010 06:42 PM (dZmFh)
Tastes like pussy.
Aaaaaaaaaand scene! Go on.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 15, 2010 10:41 PM (Ts0NN)
Posted by: Editor at October 15, 2010 06:43 PM (YX6i/)
Sounds like you could use an Entity®.
Posted by: mr garrison at October 15, 2010 06:44 PM (oLT/p)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 10:41 PM (3IYvz)
Oh, they recognize it alright. As a target.
Posted by: RushBabe at October 15, 2010 06:44 PM (a3Z62)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 10:40 PM (8uDC
I've had all that. Not bad. I always had alligator in Louisiana and in some cajun joints in Houston.
Mountain oysters are kind of chewy, however. And don't ever watch them boil in a pot IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: TexasJew at October 15, 2010 06:44 PM (bJI8I)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 15, 2010 10:42 PM (K03lE)
Eh, it's only a model.
Posted by: Editor at October 15, 2010 06:45 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 15, 2010 10:42 PM (K03lE)
World wide apocalypse? I guess I picked a bad night to read the ONT......
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch says... at October 15, 2010 06:45 PM (sJTmU)
I don't remember that, but I do remember this. Is that all there is?
Posted by: Calgon at October 15, 2010 06:45 PM (No0N3)
Posted by: Richard Nixon at October 15, 2010 10:43 PM (uCjoj)
Yeah, and Ronaldus Magnus.
The Kennedy's left a bad taste is his month, to say the least.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 15, 2010 06:45 PM (A0VTZ)
But the martini was best...
Posted by: Original Mikey at October 15, 2010 06:45 PM (umot9)
Heh. Haven't done that. But I've been wanting to hit up Ser Wong Fun (I think that's the name) in Central for some snake soup next time I'm in the area.
Posted by: Splunge at October 15, 2010 06:46 PM (9uwvY)
Posted by: Jean at October 15, 2010 06:46 PM (CPefM)
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at October 15, 2010 06:46 PM (hPU8C)
Now an all-male school may get a slightly higher proportion of gay applicants ("it's ALL-MALE? OOOOO!!") but otherwise they get their ashes hauled like everyone else.
Posted by: Trimegistus at October 15, 2010 06:47 PM (leVrA)
Hard to ignore the "existence" of something that kicked the shit out of you twice.
Posted by: Waterhouse at October 15, 2010 06:47 PM (iJXub)
Tastes like pussy.
Aaaaaaaaaand scene!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 15, 2010 10:41 PM (Ts0NN)
Oops... Well, that may have been all-you-can-drink at the Pizza Inn that night.
I conflagrated what happened later back at the Motel 6.
I meant chicken, of course.
Posted by: TexasJew at October 15, 2010 06:48 PM (bJI8I)
Mountain oysters are kind of chewy, however. And don't ever watch them boil in a pot IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: TexasJew at October 15, 2010 10:44 PMI've only ever had them breaded and fried.
Posted by: Calgon at October 15, 2010 06:49 PM (No0N3)
Last time I was in the vicinity of the San Gabriel Valley in SoCal, I had some very good -- to me, authentic -- Chinese food. Great variety of restaurants to choose from too.
Posted by: Men of the Moron Persuasion at October 15, 2010 06:49 PM (IzuWw)
I expect the space mantas to have the asteroids in position within the next five hours or so. Depends if there's any good food pr0n on, they get distracted.
Activating Project Horizon, opening gateway in approximately 400 minutes. I'll be at Bravo Site if you need me...or if you run out of tequila. I stockpiled...
Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at October 15, 2010 06:49 PM (aoLEL)
They sure love to stockpile a prodigious amount of missiles to use against something that doesn't "exist".
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 06:49 PM (3IYvz)
Posted by: moki at October 15, 2010 06:49 PM (dZmFh)
And if this is the last thread, let's make it last all night!
/Reference?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 09:43 PM (3IYvz)
Meatloaf - Welcome to the Neighborhood - Track 10. "If This Is the Last Kiss (Let's Make It Last All Night)"
But then again, I would do anything for love.
(But I won't do that...)
Posted by: Warthog at October 15, 2010 06:50 PM (HayDR)
Now an all-male school may get a slightly higher proportion of gay applicants ("it's ALL-MALE? OOOOO!!") but otherwise they get their ashes hauled like everyone else.
Posted by: Trimegistus at October 15, 2010 10:47 PM (leVrA)
I meant the "blowing each other" in the stereotypical all-male prep school sense. Most of the guys I know who went there leaned conservative, but good Lord were they preppy assholes. No offense if anyone went there.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at October 15, 2010 06:50 PM (hPU8C)
VMI isn't expensive at all in-state. Out of state it isn't compared to other out of state tuitions.
VMI=19,660
HS=41,000
Posted by: dagny at October 15, 2010 06:50 PM (ZleBz)
A friend of mine from Colorado had them once, and said the texture really grossed her out. Especially as she was aware of what she was eating.
And don't ever watch them boil in a pot IYKWIMAITYD.
Not sure that would have the same effect on someone who doesn't possess them
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 06:50 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: Trimegistus at October 15, 2010 06:50 PM (leVrA)
I conflagrated what happened later back at the Motel 6.
I meant chicken, of course.
Posted by: TexasJew at October 15, 2010 10:48 PM (bJI8I)
Not to go all Henry Hill from Goodfellas on ya, but you are a funny guy.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 15, 2010 06:50 PM (A0VTZ)
Posted by: NM Hick at October 15, 2010 06:50 PM (IzuWw)
Mountain oysters are kind of chewy, however. And don't ever watch them boil in a pot IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: TexasJew at October 15, 2010 10:44 PMI've only ever had them breaded and fried.
Posted by: Calgon at October 15, 2010 10:49 PM (No0N3)
Believe me, you want to boil them clean before you fry them.
Posted by: TexasJew at October 15, 2010 06:51 PM (bJI8I)
Yeah, Assad recognizes Israel. They are up on the Golan looking down into Syria. They are in his six.
The scale of things in that part of the world is pretty compressed. Damascus is only a few day mechanized road march from the Golan Heights.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch says... at October 15, 2010 06:51 PM (sJTmU)
but you are a funny guy
Waddya mean I'm funny? Funny how? Funny like a clown? Do I amuse you? I'm here to fucking amuse you???!!
Posted by: Tommy DeVito at October 15, 2010 06:53 PM (Ts0NN)
Posted by: bawney fwank at October 15, 2010 06:53 PM (oLT/p)
Posted by: trainer at October 15, 2010 06:53 PM (yCWYQ)
Believe me, you want to boil them clean before you fry them.
Posted by: TexasJew at October 15, 2010 10:51 PMI think my boyfriend's mother cleaned and peeled them before she sent them home with him. She was a secretary at a feedlot and always had the things.
Posted by: huerfano at October 15, 2010 06:53 PM (No0N3)
Posted by: Trimegistus at October 15, 2010 06:54 PM (leVrA)
'Top Gun 2' Being Discussed, Report Says
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 06:55 PM (3IYvz)
(There are a few shitty days of that saga that dont need to be mentioned.)
Posted by: Jean at October 15, 2010 06:55 PM (CPefM)
Our wonderful president put the screws to us tonight.
Posted by: West Virginia at October 15, 2010 10:15 PM
I was wondering what the Friday news drop would be.
Posted by: KZnextzone at October 15, 2010 06:55 PM (lDrlK)
Posted by: Queef Olberdunce at October 15, 2010 06:56 PM (0IR+C)
OK, I just stopped by to say I feel officially old because the kid in my life knew an Internet meme before I did (double rainbow) but apparently while I was mourning my youth the apocalypse happened so I guess it just doesnÂ’t matter anymore anyway.
Posted by: ParanoidGoRossiInSeattle at October 15, 2010 06:56 PM (RZ8pf)
Waddya mean I'm funny? Funny how? Funny like a clown? Do I amuse you? I'm here to fucking amuse you???!!
Posted by: Tommy DeVito at October 15, 2010 10:53 PM (Ts0NN)
If I didn't know better, I'd guess Kbdabear had a new hash.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 15, 2010 06:56 PM (A0VTZ)
Posted by: TexasJew at October 15, 2010 10:51 PM
What's with all of the Cuban Flags at the Rangers v. Yankee game?
Hi all. Didn't want to post before my pants were off.
Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2010 06:57 PM (fYnTl)
Posted by: RushBabe at October 15, 2010 06:57 PM (a3Z62)
Posted by: Jean at October 15, 2010 06:58 PM (CPefM)
You're right, I forgot that area -- mainly because I've never been. But yes, the good stuff is there, by all accounts.
Posted by: Splunge at October 15, 2010 06:58 PM (9uwvY)
Posted by: moki at October 15, 2010 06:59 PM (dZmFh)
'Top Gun 2' Being Discussed, Report Says
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 10:55 PM (3IYvz)
So the two gay leads get to come out for this one, finally?
Posted by: TexasJew at October 15, 2010 06:59 PM (bJI8I)
Posted by: Guinan, 700 years old and still a barkeep at October 15, 2010 06:59 PM (iJXub)
Posted by: Beth at October 15, 2010 07:00 PM (5NfIh)
Posted by: Jean at October 15, 2010 07:00 PM (CPefM)
I'd guess Kbdabear had a new hash.
That be me!
Didn't want to post before my pants were off.
You're becoming the male version of Peaches!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 15, 2010 07:00 PM (Ts0NN)
Probably is. I think it has been around for a long time, and known mainly for its snake soup.
Is Joe Banana's still there? I spent WAY too much time there.
Wan Chai, right? I think so, but I'm not sure.
Posted by: Splunge at October 15, 2010 07:01 PM (9uwvY)
So the two gay leads get to come out for this one, finally?
Well think about it. The timing is perfect.
DADT has been reapealed. Now Cruise can come out of the closet. McGillis is already out IIRC.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 15, 2010 07:02 PM (Ts0NN)
Didn't want to post before my pants were off.
You're becoming the male version of Peaches!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 15, 2010 11:00 PM (Ts0NN)
Great. Now I'll never get my work done tonight.
Posted by: TexasJew at October 15, 2010 07:02 PM (bJI8I)
Posted by: gator at October 15, 2010 07:03 PM (aOKEC)
If I didn't know better, I'd guess Kbdabear had a new hash.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 15, 2010 10:56 PMNope, still have vd
Posted by: kbdabear at October 15, 2010 07:03 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Waterhouse at October 15, 2010 07:04 PM (iJXub)
Now an all-male school may get a slightly higher proportion of gay applicants ("it's ALL-MALE? OOOOO!!") but otherwise they get their ashes hauled like everyone else.
Posted by: Trimegistus
When I was there in the early-mid 80's, a student tried to get a Gay Student Alliance going. Only one professor came forward to support it.
As for how conservative the student body is, I was a Dem at the time, and I was more conservative than a lot of Republicans of the time.
Professors were pretty conservative too. Spanish professor fled Cuba when Castro took over. He had been in the government down there and he was going out the back door as Castro's men were coming in the front. Used to pack heat in class too since Castro put a price on him back then, and he thought death squads were coming after him. My Poli Sci advisor taught "Socialism, Communism, Marxism, Leninism and Stalinism". Conservative? He would laugh when he read passages from them.
Posted by: MrCaniac at October 15, 2010 07:04 PM (aaULJ)
You're becoming the male version of Peaches!
I'm sweeter than the peaches that come in a can.
Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2010 11:03 PM (fYnTl)
Al Swearingen may disagree (warning: obscure Deadwood reference).
Posted by: TexasJew at October 15, 2010 07:05 PM (bJI8I)
Posted by: Jean at October 15, 2010 07:05 PM (CPefM)
Solar inspired fashion a hot trend
/Oh my, how punny! Save for its vapidness, and dark intentions.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 07:05 PM (3IYvz)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 15, 2010 11:03 PM (vdfwz)
Well you can still be my wingman. After all, you are pretty sxxxyy( or whatever that hash was) according to the ladies. Just run some interference for me.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 15, 2010 07:06 PM (A0VTZ)
I meant the "blowing each other"
in the stereotypical all-male prep school sense. Most of the guys I
know who went there leaned conservative, but good Lord were they preppy
assholes. No offense if anyone went there.
I accept your apology, but first, you will........
Posted by: MrCaniac at October 15, 2010 07:07 PM (aaULJ)
Do I even want to google "double rainbow", or should switch to LiveCD first?
My kid is 9, and it was featured in a FoxTrot cartoon. This is one of those tame Internet memes.
Posted by: ParanoidGoRossiInSeattle at October 15, 2010 07:08 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: ya2daup at October 15, 2010 07:08 PM (yRrAd)
When I see stuff like this, I almost want to welcome our Chinese overlords.
Posted by: gator at October 15, 2010 07:09 PM (aOKEC)
Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2010 11:05 PM (fYnTl)
Damn dude, you are in Montana now, time to root for.....um.....Seattle?
Nevermind.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 15, 2010 07:09 PM (A0VTZ)
A. Chinese people.
Posted by: tcn at October 15, 2010 10:59 PM
Ahem....
Posted by: General Soyrent Gween's "Chicken" at October 15, 2010 07:09 PM (lDrlK)
I'm sweeter than the peaches that come in a can.
But were you put there by a man in a factory downtown? (I am assuming you know the song, otherwise IÂ’m going to sound loony)
Posted by: ParanoidGoRossiInSeattle at October 15, 2010 07:09 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 07:10 PM (8uDC8)
When I see stuff like this, I almost want to welcome our Chinese overlords. Posted by: gator at October 15, 2010 11:09 PM
They are the ones making the panels.
Posted by: huerfano at October 15, 2010 07:10 PM (No0N3)
**Sobbing and laughing at the same time...
Posted by: SHTF/ZOMBIE PREPARER at October 15, 2010 07:11 PM (uVv+L)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 15, 2010 11:06 PM
I stand by my assertion that Our President's brain bursts out of it's cranium!
My dick is bigger than my undershorts, and when I explained that to a police officer who pulled me over drunk when my junk was busting out, he bought it. He bought a new car too with the "explanation money" I donated to his bank account
Posted by: Joe the Biden at October 15, 2010 07:11 PM (vdfwz)
But were you put there by a man in a factory downtown
Took me a min but I got it. I was humming it and could'nt place it
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 15, 2010 07:12 PM (Ts0NN)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 15, 2010 07:12 PM (bvfVF)
Val Kilmer still gonna be Assman?
Posted by: gator at October 15, 2010 11:11 PMHave you see Val Kilmer lately? He'll be called Double-wide.
Posted by: huerfano at October 15, 2010 07:13 PM (No0N3)
Posted by: Trimegistus
Cayman Islands have turtle meat there since they have a huge farm for raising sea turtles. The farm is so successful that they are able to provide enough meat for consumption and realease hundreds into the wild every year.
There was an article on the intertubes about it recently and how farms of this type would actually increase the number of turtles in the wild while providing the tasty meat.
Posted by: MrCaniac at October 15, 2010 07:13 PM (aaULJ)
Dangy,
You are quoting in state. Out of State Tuition
VMI $37,000+
Citadel $37,000+
Duke $50,000+
HS $41,000+
Richmond 47,000+
VMI $19,000+ IS IN STATE!
Posted by: Kemp at October 15, 2010 07:13 PM (AQxTm)
As long as Meg Ryan's lips aren't involved.
That movie was a curse. Everyone who starred in is is a fugly freak at this point.
Except Cruise, he's just a lunatic closet case.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 15, 2010 07:13 PM (A0VTZ)
Despite Val's increased girth, I still hope he crashes and burns...in my ass!
Posted by: Tom "Maverick" Cruise at October 15, 2010 07:13 PM (3IYvz)
Posted by: gesc at October 15, 2010 07:14 PM (iKV+G)
Posted by: huerfano at October 15, 2010 11:13 PM (No0N3)
Hey - it's just disguise for The Saint II.
Posted by: Val Kilmer at October 15, 2010 07:15 PM (YX6i/)
Yeah, what the hell happened to Meg Ryan. She looks like some type of deformed insect now.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 15, 2010 07:15 PM (Ts0NN)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 10:40 PM (8uDC
I've had gator and ostrich burgers. Lowfat, can be dry if the cook isn't careful. Not worth dreaming about. Buffalo burgers are pretty good.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 15, 2010 07:15 PM (CN+Qv)
The bald contempt of it. Why not come out five abreast, cavorting and taunting, "E.B. was left out. E.B. was left out." Cocksuckers. Cunt-lickers. I'll make you filthy gestures. Public service was never my primary career.
Posted by: E.B. Farnum at October 15, 2010 07:16 PM (oLT/p)
Posted by: KZnextzone at October 15, 2010 07:16 PM (lDrlK)
Now that I think about it, "Top Gun" seems sort of gay. I mean, the female lead was a character named "Charlie" and the male lead was Tom Cruise.
I feel exactly like I did when I found out Freddie Mercury was teh gheyest man ever to wear balls.
Posted by: gator at October 15, 2010 07:17 PM (aOKEC)
Take heed, for that is what happens when the bill for decadence comes due.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 07:17 PM (3IYvz)
Did you also meet a stripper and blow up your tv?
Posted by: huerfano at October 15, 2010 07:17 PM (No0N3)
362 Yanquis ahead.
I picked a bad day to watch American League baseball.......
I'm a Reds' fan, my wife is from Northern Ohio and is an Indians' fan, but we do agree that we both hate the Yankees.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch says... at October 15, 2010 07:17 PM (sJTmU)
HAVE YOU???
Of course not. It's just not the same as waiting in line before going into work.
And I want my sticker, damn it.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 15, 2010 07:18 PM (Ts0NN)
I've always wanted to try rattlesnake. And alligator. And ostrich. And anything else weird, as long as it isn't Rocky Mountain Oysters.
IÂ’ve had everything on that list at various times in my long and sordid life.
Posted by: ParanoidGoRossiInSeattle at October 15, 2010 07:18 PM (RZ8pf)
GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD.
Posted by: TheresaDFirePattyMurray at October 15, 2010 07:19 PM (f0Q++)
I guess you never saw the infamous half-nude beach volleyball scene. That scene alone should have anchored the association Top Gun = ghey in your mind forever.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 07:19 PM (3IYvz)
HAVE YOU???
Of course not. It's just not the same as waiting in line before going into work.
And I want my sticker, damn it.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 15, 2010 11:18 PM (Ts0NN)
I'm not keen on giving the Dems any extra time to lose or destroy my vote, thank you very much.
Got polled for the second time today.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 15, 2010 07:19 PM (CN+Qv)
IÂ’m so glad the imaginary people in my computer who talk to me get my Peaches reference because my stoopid real friends donÂ’t.
Posted by: ParanoidGoRossiInSeattle at October 15, 2010 07:20 PM (RZ8pf)
Hey - it's just disguise for The Saint II.
Disguised as what? A Volkswagen Beetle? Is your father's name Hymie?
Oops, different old tv show.
Posted by: huerfano at October 15, 2010 07:20 PM (No0N3)
Did you also meet a stripper and blow up your tv?
I ate some meat and watched TV while a stripper blew me. She looked a lot like Val Kilmer does now. Damn sexy woman.
Posted by: gator at October 15, 2010 07:20 PM (aOKEC)
HAVE YOU???
Posted by: Kemp at October 15, 2010 11:16 PM (AQxTm)
Yes, for Alvin Greene.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 15, 2010 07:20 PM (A0VTZ)
Posted by: Editor at October 15, 2010 07:21 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Al Swearengen - getting into character for his Top Gun 2 audition at October 15, 2010 07:21 PM (IzuWw)
Posted by: gesc at October 15, 2010 07:21 PM (iKV+G)
It's not so much a dream, as much as I enjoy telling people I've eaten strange things. Makes for a vaguely interesting conversation starter. I've also always wanted to try bear, mostly because eating predators appeals to me in some visceral TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN MUTHAFUCKAS kind of way.
And I've had buffalo, and it is tasty. I'd get some buffalo burgers, but I live with the kind of people who are afraid to try spam.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 07:21 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: Oldcat at October 15, 2010 07:22 PM (CN+Qv)
If those concoctions are being served there, they shouldn't be used for "dipping". Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 10:27 PM (3IYvz)
Hey ... PuddingCon ain't taking place in your basement - it's in a "public house". So keep your junk under wraps, or the wrath of COD, Master Debater, will befall you! And there is no truth to the rumor that we'll run a caravan out to VP BiteMe's estate to regale him with obscene drinking songs (is there?).
Posted by: ya2daup at October 15, 2010 07:22 PM (yRrAd)
IÂ’m so glad the imaginary people in my computer who talk to me get my Peaches reference because my stoopid real friends donÂ’t.
Posted by: ParanoidGoRossiInSeattle at October 15, 2010 11:20 PM (RZ8pf)
They're lumps. They're lumps.
Posted by: Editor at October 15, 2010 07:22 PM (YX6i/)
IÂ’m so glad the imaginary people in my computer who talk to me get my Peaches reference because my stoopid real friends donÂ’t.
If getting a Peaches reference is stoopid, I don't wanna be intellijunt.
Posted by: gator at October 15, 2010 07:23 PM (aOKEC)
Posted by: Oldcat at October 15, 2010 07:23 PM (CN+Qv)
I've also always wanted to try bear, mostly because eating predators appeals to me in some visceral TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN MUTHAFUCKAS kind of way.
Bear is like mediocre to bad cuts of pork. I am not a fan.
Posted by: Editor's Bike Shorts at October 15, 2010 07:25 PM (fYnTl)
Posted by: Jean at October 15, 2010 07:25 PM (CPefM)
Then a lepidopterist caught him in a giant net, and he had his answer.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 15, 2010 07:25 PM (oLT/p)
Posted by: Oldcat at October 15, 2010 11:19 PM (CN+Qv)
Better polled than poleaxed ...
Posted by: ya2daup at October 15, 2010 07:26 PM (yRrAd)
Okay, I won't. But even if I did such a thing, it would be too small to see.
And there is no truth to the rumor that we'll run a caravan out to VP BiteMe's estate to regale him with obscene drinking songs (is there?).
That sucks. I've always wanted to get arrested in The First State.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 07:26 PM (3IYvz)
Posted by: Meg Whitman at October 15, 2010 11:25 PM
I bid a Dollar
Posted by: The buyer of Newsweak at October 15, 2010 07:27 PM (lDrlK)
Posted by: tcn at October 15, 2010 07:27 PM (+dwY/)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 07:27 PM (8uDC8)
I enjoy telling people I've eaten strange things. Makes for a vaguely interesting conversation starter.
Ever tried Beaver?
Posted by: Skunky the Fur-Trapper at October 15, 2010 07:27 PM (fYnTl)
I have that problem so often...which is why I like when the morons visit cuz I can say, "PGiS said such and such" and I don't get blank looks.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at October 15, 2010 07:27 PM (YxBuk)
Do we need geiger counters and hazmat suits to enter it?
Posted by: MrScribbler at October 15, 2010 07:28 PM (Ulu3i)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at October 15, 2010 07:28 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: tcn at October 15, 2010 07:29 PM (+dwY/)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 07:29 PM (8uDC8)
At least he didn't lose an eye over it. But shame on him for going to a Burger King!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 07:30 PM (3IYvz)
Posted by: sifty at October 15, 2010 07:31 PM (Xp613)
Posted by: CDR M on Battle Watch at October 15, 2010 10:06 PM (JSetw)
Mecca
Posted by: Taint Painter at October 15, 2010 07:32 PM (E7i+5)
I think I've been fapping to Dana Perino too much. She's starting to look at me disapprovingly. It's like the "Tell-Tale Cock" over here.
Fuck me running she's hot. I like her big ass teeth, and I like her hair, but it's her juicy brain that's so damn sexy.
Posted by: gator at October 15, 2010 07:33 PM (aOKEC)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at October 15, 2010 11:27 PM (YxBuk)
Have you ever tried talking to someone about gator?
Posted by: Editor at October 15, 2010 07:33 PM (YX6i/)
Not to worry, though, because our planet's core will have cooled sufficiently by then so that the motion of tectonic plates will have ceased, with the result - according to some - that the atmosphere and oceans will eventually dissipate into space. Stone cold, dead planet, IOW.
Posted by: ya2daup at October 15, 2010 07:33 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: Rush at October 15, 2010 07:34 PM (lDrlK)
I have my way, but lots of you weirdos sound lie you know BBQ.
Posted by: sifty at October 15, 2010 07:34 PM (Xp613)
I hate the damn things. They chop down trees too, why don't they earn the ire of the Enviro-Nazis? Kill them all with napalm.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 07:35 PM (3IYvz)
but it's her juicy brain that's so damn sexy.
Yes, but it's not bigger than her skull. So she'll never compare to my main articulate man, Mr. George Jefferso.....er Barack Obaam!
Posted by: Joey the Biden at October 15, 2010 07:35 PM (Ts0NN)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at October 15, 2010 11:27 PM
Real friends? You mean, actual living people? Yuck.
Posted by: huerfano at October 15, 2010 07:36 PM (No0N3)
Posted by: Moochele at October 15, 2010 07:36 PM (lDrlK)
Posted by: HeatherRadish gets the reference at October 15, 2010 07:37 PM (Vz9lf)
Have you ever tried talking to someone about gator?
Shit, even I don't do that shit. I'm a great date, because I never want to talk about myself. My dates, however, won't shut up about themselves.
It's all, "Untie me!", "Please let me out!"....blah, blu, blah, blah, blah....
Posted by: gator at October 15, 2010 07:37 PM (aOKEC)
Posted by: Chris in Va at October 15, 2010 11:27 PM (uCjoj)
So he didn't fall for the "that was simply our new mayonnaise packet" excuse?
Posted by: ya2daup at October 15, 2010 07:37 PM (yRrAd)
In my wife's home town in AK, every March they have a festival called "Beaver Round-up".
Posted by: Editor at October 15, 2010 07:37 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 15, 2010 07:38 PM (oLT/p)
Posted by: Oldcat at October 15, 2010 07:38 PM (CN+Qv)
Wait, the invisible people in my computer are zombies?! Uh oh...
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at October 15, 2010 07:38 PM (YxBuk)
I call him the Fap Master.
Could you please call me Grand Fap Master, Ph.D? I think I've earned it, thanks.
Posted by: gator channeling a certain CA senator at October 15, 2010 07:39 PM (aOKEC)
I call him the Fap Master.
Hmm, I call him Grand Master Fap!
I said a fap, fap, the hippie the hippie
to the fap fap hop, you don't stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogies say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 15, 2010 07:39 PM (Ts0NN)
Posted by: tcn at October 15, 2010 07:39 PM (+dwY/)
Now that I think about it, "Top Gun" seems sort of gay. I mean, the female lead was a character named "Charlie" and the male lead was Tom Cruise.
I feel exactly like I did when I found out Freddie Mercury was teh gheyest man ever to wear balls.
Posted by: gatorBitch.
Posted by: Zombie Liberace at October 15, 2010 07:40 PM (aaULJ)
You eat souls, we eat brains. :3
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 07:40 PM (8uDC8)
Good thing they're conservative brains cuz if they were libs you'd starve to death.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at October 15, 2010 07:41 PM (YxBuk)
laceyunderalls, have I told you how much I love your ass? 'Cause I do.
I love you like Tom Cruise loves crazy.
Posted by: gator at October 15, 2010 07:41 PM (aOKEC)
Posted by: June Cleaver at October 15, 2010 07:42 PM (Bwhn9)
Hey girl I'll bet you There's someone out to get you You'll find him anywhere; on a bus, in a bar, in a grocery store He'll say "Excuse me, haven't I seen you somewhere before?"
Fap-a-fap-a-fap They call him the fapper
Fap, fap, fap you know what he's after. So he starts his fappin' Hopin' something will happen He'll say he needs you, a companion, a girl he can talk to He's made up his mind, he needs someone to sock it to.
Fap-a-fap-a-fap They call him the fapper
Fap, fap, fap you know what he's after. He's made an impression So he makes a suggestion "Come up to my place for some coffee, or tea, or me." He's got you where he wants you Girl you better face reality.
Fap-a-fap-a-fap They call him the fapper
Fap, fap, fap you know what he's after.
Fap-a-fap-a-fap They call him the fapper
Fap, fap, fap you know what he's after.
Posted by: The 70s Will Never Die - They'll Just Smell That Way at October 15, 2010 07:42 PM (yRrAd)
It's all, "Untie me!", "Please let me out!"....blah, blu, blah, blah, blah....
Posted by: gator at October 15, 2010 11:37 PM
I know what you mean.
I'm a classy guy too.
I mean I respect Chicks.
I don't even look at other hookers once I have one in the car...
Posted by: KZnextzone at October 15, 2010 07:43 PM (lDrlK)
Posted by: gator at October 15, 2010 07:43 PM (aOKEC)
Posted by: Chris in Va at October 15, 2010 11:27 PM (uCjoj)
I think the dumb bastard still had a condom stuck in his mouth from the night before.
Posted by: TexasJew at October 15, 2010 07:44 PM (bJI8I)
Which means some enterprising moron might want to stock up on them when the quality and quantity of prescription drugs decreases dramatically because of Obamacare.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 07:44 PM (3IYvz)
Posted by: Editor at October 15, 2010 07:45 PM (YX6i/)
laceyunderalls, have I told you how much I love your ass? 'Cause I do.
I love you like Tom Cruise loves crazy.
Posted by: gator at October 15, 2010 11:41 PM (aOKEC)
But I thought he loved sphincters..
Posted by: TexasJew at October 15, 2010 07:46 PM (bJI8I)
Check out a show called “The A-List” on Logo
Logo? OK. I'm guessing the "A" does not stand for "abstinence"?
I gotta admit, the "gheyer than Freddie Mercury" has me intrigued.
Posted by: gator at October 15, 2010 07:46 PM (aOKEC)
Editor, about this Beaver Round-Up, do teenager boys ever stop snickering about it? 'Cause I wouldn't.
Last time I was in Beaver, Ut., I bought every postcard they had in the store and giggled like Beavis the whole time.
Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2010 07:47 PM (fYnTl)
I am no longer there, but was, oh yes, I was. Let's just say they have the AoSHQ lifestyle all figured out.
Posted by: tcn at October 15, 2010 07:47 PM (+dwY/)
have I told you how much I love your ass
well it's the underalls. they're lacy. I give them all the credit.
To recap tonight's ONT
Sinatra > President's of the United States of America > Sugarhill Gang
Yep. That sound about right?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 15, 2010 07:48 PM (Ts0NN)
Posted by: Editor at October 15, 2010 07:49 PM (YX6i/)
In H.S. I remember a girl running for student council by the name of Karen Beavers. Yeah. Beavers.
Her campaign slogan was "Leave it to Beavers".
A few of my enterprising friends, in an Alinsky type maneuver decided to alter her campaign posters by writing "MY" in between "to" and "Beavers".
She lost.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 15, 2010 07:49 PM (AZWim)
But I thought he loved sphincters..
Seriously, check out the character names:
Slider
A guy named Cougar
Stinger
Hollywood
Goose
My eyes have been opened. And they spy something ghey. Next thing I know, you'll be trying to convince me WHAM! was less than hetero.
Posted by: gator at October 15, 2010 07:49 PM (aOKEC)
To recap tonight's ONT
Sinatra > President's of the United States of America > Sugarhill Gang
Yep. That sound about right?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 15, 2010 11:48 PM (Ts0NN)
Bullshit.
Obama would never sing "Guess what America, we love you".
therefore: Sinatra>Sugar Hill Gang>Obama
Posted by: TexasJew at October 15, 2010 07:49 PM (bJI8I)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 15, 2010 07:50 PM (Ts0NN)
Aw. Poor Karen Beavers. She's probably still nursing those wounds.
Why oh why are kids so damn cruel??
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 15, 2010 07:52 PM (Ts0NN)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 15, 2010 11:50 PM (Ts0NN)
Fapping off to Dana Perino's teeth.
Posted by: TexasJew at October 15, 2010 07:52 PM (bJI8I)
Logo? OK. I'm guessing the "A" does not stand for "abstinence"?
I gotta admit, the "gheyer than Freddie Mercury" has me intrigued.
Posted by: gatorLogo makes Bravo look like the Hunting Channel.
Posted by: MrCaniac at October 15, 2010 07:53 PM (aaULJ)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 15, 2010 11:50 PM (Ts0NN)
Hey, hey. I'm not watching that ghey shit. I'm watching Ponyo. (what the hell is Ponyo, anyway? I mean, what is Ponyo?)
Posted by: Editor at October 15, 2010 07:53 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Soona at October 15, 2010 11:50 PM (Roncm)
You and about 100,000,000 others..
Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Dean at October 15, 2010 07:53 PM (bJI8I)
Posted by: June Cleaver at October 15, 2010 07:54 PM (Bwhn9)
Gator - the shows promos are gheyer than Freddie.
I didn't think my TV would allow that channel, but apparently it's feeling bi-curious tonight 'cause I found it. "Luckily" enough, "The A-List" is on at 12am eastern...here's tonight's synopsis.
"Hanging with the Big Boys" Austin attempts to run with the elite crowd and ends up with many personality clashes.
This sounds like something I would never watch and never forget it if I did.
Posted by: gator at October 15, 2010 07:54 PM (aOKEC)
I love when they have Perino on BOR's show up against that Leslie Marshall broad.
I mean I almost feel sorry for the latter. She's not bad looking but she's certainly no Perino. And then she opens her mouth and it falls to shit. And then Perino opens hers and gator faps away and schools her. Every single stinking time.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 15, 2010 07:55 PM (Ts0NN)
Gator's AOSHQ screen test
Two things I'm sure of:
Clare had her brains fucked out and Telly wouldn't vote for Toonces.
Posted by: gator at October 15, 2010 07:56 PM (aOKEC)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 07:56 PM (8uDC8)
And now we pause for station identification
Posted by: journolist at October 15, 2010 07:56 PM (O/NP5)
Cost of a single murder in the U.S. is a staggering $17.2million for the taxpayer, claims study
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 07:58 PM (3IYvz)
. She's not bad looking but she's certainly no Perino.
She is fugly with a manjaw.
I'm not a huge Perino guy, think she's overrated, but Marshall is a 4.
Of course, grading on the pol (ehem) curve, Perino stacks up much better.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 15, 2010 07:58 PM (AZWim)
I've already been there in hell Miss'80sbaby's former home at least 3 times. The Gates of Hades have never held me!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 07:59 PM (3IYvz)
Dad, mom's got into the liquor cabinet again!
Posted by: Beaver at October 15, 2010 08:00 PM (iJXub)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 15, 2010 08:00 PM (AZWim)
She's not bad looking but she's certainly no Perino.
I call her Rosebud, and I only whisper it longingly.
Posted by: gator at October 15, 2010 08:00 PM (aOKEC)
Posted by: Walker! Walker! Walker! at October 15, 2010 08:01 PM (yRrAd)
To clarify, I think Marshall is fugly lookin.
Actually I think you were pretty clear the first time around
But c'mon, as far as liberal women, she's def better than most.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 15, 2010 08:02 PM (Ts0NN)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 08:03 PM (8uDC8)
I'm watching "The A-Team".
It's raining dicks, and I don't think B.A. Baracus is about to pop out.
Posted by: gator at October 15, 2010 08:03 PM (aOKEC)
But c'mon, as far as liberal women, she's def better than most.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 16, 2010 12:02 AM (Ts0NN)
That kind of ugly works its way out to the surface soon enough.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 15, 2010 08:03 PM (CN+Qv)
Fuck me running....you'd have to be dick-in-each-hand ghey to enjoy this shit.
Posted by: gator at October 15, 2010 08:04 PM (aOKEC)
But c'mon, as far as liberal women, she's def better than most.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 16, 2010 12:02 AM (Ts0NN)
You mean compared to Pat Caddell?
Posted by: Editor at October 15, 2010 08:05 PM (YX6i/)
Cut. Jib. Newsletter!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 08:05 PM (3IYvz)
And then I kill everyone who has life without parole, because I'm a cold-hearted bitch like that.
Fuck You.
Posted by: Merle Haggard at October 15, 2010 08:06 PM (fYnTl)
Posted by: tcn at October 15, 2010 08:06 PM (+dwY/)
But c'mon, as far as liberal women, she's def better than most.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 16, 2010 12:02 AM (Ts0NN)
Not really. She looks like a brute.
BOR has a pretty hot talking head on sometimes, a flaming lefty from Occidental. Can;t recall her name. She's hot, but completely insufferable.
Kirsten Powers for example, is much hotter than Marshall.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 15, 2010 08:06 PM (AZWim)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 16, 2010 12:03 AM (8uDC
In place of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen! Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me, and despair!"
Posted by: Oldcat at October 15, 2010 08:06 PM (CN+Qv)
I enjoy telling people I've eaten strange things. Makes for a vaguely interesting conversation starter.
Ever tried Beaver?
Posted by: Skunky the Fur-Trapper at October 15, 2010 11:27 PM (fYnTl)
I've read that the tail is delicious, toasted on a stick over an open fire.
Wait, what?
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at October 15, 2010 08:07 PM (twq6c)
BOR has a pretty hot talking head on sometimes, a flaming lefty from Occidental. Can;t recall her name. She's hot, but completely insufferable.
Kirsten Powers for example, is much hotter than Marshall.
Ew no!! KP is vanilla if you ask me. In every way shape or form. Bo-ring.
As for the Occidental chick, you mean that blonde poli sci prof?? She's got bad roots.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 15, 2010 08:08 PM (Ts0NN)
I never got that phrase. How would the logistics and support needed for such an act work?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 08:08 PM (3IYvz)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 08:08 PM (8uDC8)
Gator, I wouldn't ask them to fuck you runnin'. I'm just sayin'.
Point taken. WAIT! I mean point NOT taken!!!
Posted by: gator at October 15, 2010 08:08 PM (aOKEC)
To clarify, I think Marshall is fugly lookin.
Actually I think you were pretty clear the first time around
But c'mon, as far as liberal women, she's def better than most.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 16, 2010 12:02 AMSenator Menendez's daughter: Ugly and stupid or just stupid? And what happened to the other half of her eyebrows?
Posted by: huerfano at October 15, 2010 08:09 PM (No0N3)
Posted by: Alicia Menendez
You are a sunt, Alicia.
I want to smack that crooked shit eating grin right off your stupid face.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 15, 2010 08:09 PM (Ts0NN)
YOUR Pick for Obama's Running Mate In 2012
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 11:51 PM (3IYvz)
Ugh ... but you have to admit, that pick raises the "insurance" meme to a much higher level.
Posted by: ya2daup at October 15, 2010 08:09 PM (yRrAd)
Senator Menendez's daughter:
That's a bad pic of her. Actually she's probably considered fairly attractive. I just cannot stand her.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 15, 2010 08:11 PM (Ts0NN)
As for the Occidental chick, you mean that blonde poli sci prof?? She's got bad roots.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 16, 2010 12:08 AM (Ts0NN)
Heh. I'll confident the guys here feel the same way I do. Marshall is a fugly harpy.
KP is over 40 and looks damn good for her age. The Occidental chick has a pretty face, an ugly demeanor, and I didn't notice her roots. I'm sure the manjaw Marshall might have in the green room though.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 15, 2010 08:11 PM (AZWim)
Posted by: Waterhouse at October 16, 2010 12:06 AM
I love the Special Olympics!
Posted by: zombie Eunice Shriver at October 15, 2010 08:12 PM (No0N3)
Posted by: tcn at October 15, 2010 08:13 PM (+dwY/)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 16, 2010 12:09 AM (Ts0NN)
Your little identifier at the end is an anagram of the guy who stole Spock's wife to be away. Well, it was her idea first I guess.
Now you have more trekkie street cred, lacey.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 15, 2010 08:13 PM (CN+Qv)
But I would probably still hit it.
Probably, but to optimize your um "experience", don't let her speak. For if you do, your brain capacity would decrease to the point where you'd be physically unable to complete your mission.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 08:13 PM (3IYvz)
This "A-Team" show should have a guest named Dick Armey, not Hannity.
I think I just got my period.
Posted by: gator at October 15, 2010 08:13 PM (aOKEC)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 08:15 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: Editor at October 15, 2010 08:16 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: tcn at October 15, 2010 08:17 PM (+dwY/)
Obama Blinks at Beijing's Bullying.
In response to North Korea's unprovoked and deadly attack on the South Korean ship, the Cheonan, we recently conducted a naval exercise with South Korea. Beijing answered by conducting a regional naval drill with Australia -- without inviting us.Meanwhile, Chinese "fishermen" (in fact members of the military) have clashed with Japan's fishermen and Coast Guard officers in an attempt to conquer some remote Japanese islands famous for their rich fishing harvests. On Sept. 7, Tokyo arrested a Chinese captain over one incident -- but later felt obliged to release him, a marked humiliation.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 08:17 PM (3IYvz)
Gator, take some Midol and turn that shit off already.
I'm testing my cock to see if it will move. It better not twitch or cough or nothing.
Posted by: gator at October 15, 2010 08:18 PM (aOKEC)
Posted by: Oldcat at October 15, 2010 08:19 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Editor at October 15, 2010 08:19 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: journolist at October 16, 2010 12:15 AM (O/NP5)
Yes sir. Big time.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 15, 2010 08:20 PM (AZWim)
I'm TiVoing the Tiffany special because simply I can't turn away from "The Ghey Team". It's scrumptious!
*jazz hands with flavor*
Posted by: gator at October 15, 2010 08:20 PM (aOKEC)
Posted by: tcn at October 15, 2010 08:20 PM (+dwY/)
Okay, I'm gonna watch this documentary about some dudes that are obsessed with the Tiffany. Yes, the ginger Tiffany 80's popstar.
Bill Hicks did a great rant on Debbie Gibson and Tiffany.
Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2010 08:20 PM (fYnTl)
Thank Gaia I've never heard of this fountain of decadence.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 08:21 PM (3IYvz)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 16, 2010 12:17 AM (3IYvz)
Maybe, but making Obama blink is hardly requires major power status.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 15, 2010 08:21 PM (CN+Qv)
Netfilx, Mallamutt.
Bloody hell, Ed. You actually ordered that shit??
I feel an intervention is in order.
Or a fucking excorcism for this thread.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 15, 2010 08:21 PM (Ts0NN)
Posted by: Tjexcite at October 15, 2010 08:21 PM (YpJo5)
I only have two, but they are rather large and bouncy. Will that do?
Posted by: tcn at October 15, 2010 08:22 PM (+dwY/)
Posted by: tcn at October 16, 2010 12:20 AM (+dwY/)
You can always tell people you are exposing him to culture - that's the name of an old Broadway play.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 15, 2010 08:22 PM (CN+Qv)
My oh my.
Logo. Tiffany. Male periods.
Where oh where have my Morons gone.....?
*sniffle*
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 16, 2010 12:18 AM (Ts0NN)
< Right here baby.
Posted by: journolist at October 15, 2010 08:23 PM (O/NP5)
Posted by: Sean Hannity at October 15, 2010 08:23 PM (fYnTl)
Bloody hell, Ed. You actually ordered that shit??
I feel an intervention is in order.
Or a fucking excorcism for this thread.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 16, 2010 12:21 AM (Ts0NN)
Noooo, i didn't order it. It's streaming. But it's about to be turned off for Inglorious Bastards. This is actually pretty ghey.
Posted by: Editor at October 15, 2010 08:23 PM (YX6i/)
BoobiesÂ…lot of themÂ…and now.
Shut up, you don't realize how wrong you are! If those sheaths of flesh and fat start showing up, we'll start having major earthquakes around the world. It'll lead to chaos!
Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 08:25 PM (3IYvz)
Posted by: Waterhouse at October 16, 2010 12:06 AM
Sweet fancy Moses!
Posted by: George Costanza at October 15, 2010 08:26 PM (vdfwz)
I only have two, but they are rather large and bouncy. Will that do?
I can do 50% better than that, sweetie.
Posted by: Hooker from "Total Recall" at October 15, 2010 08:27 PM (aOKEC)
Well. Mine are currently encased in a skin-tight spandexy black turtleneck. Unfortunately, I can't provide pics, so I guess it didn't happen.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 08:28 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 15, 2010 08:29 PM (Wmccx)
I'm guessing these are the kind of 'guys' that bleach their anuses? Together?
Derek, with a K, of course, is being such a catty bitch!
Posted by: gator at October 15, 2010 08:29 PM (aOKEC)
Posted by: journolist at October 16, 2010 12:15 AM (O/NP5)
Yes sir. Big time.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 16, 2010 12:20 AM (AZWim)
I remember hearing the news he died. Was at a bar in Santa Monica playing pool and we ran the juke box with 50 Sinatra tunes non stop. Smoking and drinking large. His funeral was at my old church in L.A.
Posted by: journolist at October 15, 2010 08:31 PM (O/NP5)
Bwaha.
I don't really mean to be. I'll totally post some camwhore pics to the yahoo group if I ever get near a functioning camera.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 08:31 PM (8uDC8)
Unfortunately, I can't provide pics, so I guess it didn't happen.
That's a damned shame, because my penis ran way up into my abdomen.
Or what flavor douche gator wants for his 'gina hands?
My go to douche is always mesquite. But, I will settle for oil and vinegar.
Posted by: gator at October 15, 2010 08:31 PM (aOKEC)
And on the college argument, as a former Sweet Briar girl, gotta say that the VMI guys are MUCH hotter than Hamster City, but they have curfews.
So it's VMI until 11, then onwards....and downwards....Posted by: MmeBovary at October 15, 2010 08:32 PM (RFvmA)
Haha, um, silly question, but why would anybody want to bleach their anus?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 08:32 PM (3IYvz)
Derek, with a K, of course, is being such a catty bitch!
Dude this is some fucked up shit, right here!
Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2010 08:33 PM (fYnTl)
But I would probably still hit it.
Posted by: Mallamutt at October 16, 2010 12:10 AMCause she's got a HUGE ASSSSSS !!!
Posted by: Vincent Hanna at October 15, 2010 08:34 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 15, 2010 08:34 PM (Wmccx)
Alas, I don't turn it on like I used to . Haven't since Comcast bought & butchered it around 2008 ish. Although it was beginning to fade a bit beforehand. Fun factoid - the company that owned it prior to the sale is a tidewater based operation called Landmark Communications, which also owns and publishes the Virginian-Pilot newspaper, which (surprise!) is reliably Democratic.
These days it's all FOX News, C-Span, & Fox Business. With the occasional tbs or FOX or something for House.
Posted by: Chris in VaLandmark, also the publisher of The Roanoke Times, one of the few newspapers that makes the New York Times, Washington Post, and MSNBC look conservative.
This paper's editorial page usually violates Godwin's Law in it's headlines.
Posted by: MrCaniac perusing Skinemax at October 15, 2010 08:34 PM (aaULJ)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 08:34 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: gator at October 15, 2010 08:35 PM (aOKEC)
Well, what do we have here, a functioning cameraÂ….hey, what is your address?
Posted by: The Morons at October 16, 2010 12:35 AM (OWjjx)
Or at least a camera we can pretend is functioning
Posted by: Oldcat at October 15, 2010 08:37 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 08:38 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 16, 2010 12:34 AM (8uDC
Well the trivial answer is to make it whiter. That's why you bleach anything.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 15, 2010 08:38 PM (CN+Qv)
He used "into", so I guess the latter.
and there was a Helen Thomas pic link earlier.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 08:39 PM (3IYvz)
Posted by: Vincent Hanna at October 16, 2010 12:34 AM
Some trivia about Heat. The original script called for "Edy", Neil's girlfriend to be an Asian chick with long hair. Instead they went with the mousy Judging Amy woman
Posted by: kbdabear at October 15, 2010 08:39 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Farmer Hawk at October 15, 2010 08:40 PM (mRgtm)
I remember hearing the news he died. Was at a bar in Santa Monica playing pool and we ran the juke box with 50 Sinatra tunes non stop. Smoking and drinking large. His funeral was at my old church in L.A.
Posted by: journolist at October 16, 2010 12:31 AM (O/NP5)
Yeah, back in 98 right?
I remember the day as well, I know I put some FS tunes on. One of a kind. A throw back, and quite the contrast from the cowardly lickspittles who constitute cool now days.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 15, 2010 08:40 PM (AZWim)
Yes, because these fellows would never indulge in anything that might risk their health.
Posted by: dr huerfano at October 15, 2010 08:40 PM (No0N3)
I love how you say that as if it just happened, by osmosis, and you weren't involved in any way.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 08:41 PM (8uDC8)
It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 08:42 PM (3IYvz)
Posted by: buzzion at October 15, 2010 08:42 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 08:42 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 16, 2010 12:39 AM (vdfwz)
Either way, mousy plain jane, or asian chick, when the heat is around the corner, you've got to be able to leave on a dime.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 15, 2010 08:43 PM (AZWim)
Posted by: Racefan at October 15, 2010 08:44 PM (WcVBP)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 08:44 PM (8uDC8)
Gator, just for you!
Thanks for the lifeline. Wow....this show is giving me a sugar high. It just got super catty....like watching girls interact with each other, but with less titties.
Posted by: gator at October 15, 2010 08:44 PM (aOKEC)
Indeed. Teeth and hair bleaching, okay, I can see why somebody would want to bleach those. But a whiter anus? What benefit is that, even ascetically?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 08:44 PM (3IYvz)
Yeah, back in 98 right?
I remember the day as well, I know I put some FS tunes on. One of a kind. A throw back, and quite the contrast from the cowardly lickspittles who constitute cool now days.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 16, 2010 12:40 AMNow all I hear is Witchcraft.
Posted by: huerfano at October 15, 2010 08:44 PM (No0N3)
Uh, I donÂ’t think, Mr. Delta, you description is correct. Many people consider me cool.
Posted by: B. H. Obama, the coolest President evah! at October 16, 2010 12:43 AM (OWjjx)
Hey, props man. Both gina, and mangina alike, tingle for your teleprompter mastery.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 15, 2010 08:46 PM (AZWim)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 08:46 PM (3IYvz)
Teeth and hair bleaching, okay, I can see why somebody would want to bleach those. But a whiter anus? What benefit is that, even ascetically?
White's the new brown this season.
Posted by: Anus Magazine at October 15, 2010 08:46 PM (aOKEC)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 08:47 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 16, 2010 12:42 AM
More Heat trivia
The actor who played Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs was detective Bosko in Heat, Ted Levine
Posted by: kbdabear at October 15, 2010 08:47 PM (vdfwz)
Blasts hit secret Iranian missile launching-pad for US, Israeli targets
Iranian military installation was struck by a triple blast Tues. Oct. 12 the day before Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad arrived in Lebanon. debkafile's military and intelligence sources report the site held most of the Shehab-3 medium-range missile launchers Iran had stocked for striking US forces in Iraq and Israel in the event of war - some set to deliver triple warheads (tri-conic nosecones).
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 08:49 PM (3IYvz)
Uh, I donÂ’t think, Mr. Delta, you description is correct. Many people consider me cool.
Posted by: B. H. Obama, the coolest President evah! at October 16, 2010 12:43 AMHe's not exaggerating, his cool is too big for his skull
Posted by: Joe the Skull Biden at October 15, 2010 08:49 PM (vdfwz)
No doubt. Frank could be put to good use in Delaware.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 15, 2010 08:49 PM (AZWim)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 08:50 PM (8uDC8)
Close, Jame Gumb (Buffalo Bill) and Captain Stottlemeyer.
Posted by: huerfano at October 15, 2010 08:50 PM (No0N3)
Posted by: Scrubbing Bubbles Inc. at October 15, 2010 08:50 PM (fYnTl)
The sexiest part of the human female is the brain. Add a sense of humor and an appreciation of artistic ability and I'm there. Oooh, and I'm such a catch too.
The power of beer.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 15, 2010 08:51 PM (bvfVF)
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't lipless women look a little too "Fire Marshall Bill"?
Posted by: gator at October 15, 2010 08:53 PM (aOKEC)
There was a TV series? Didn't know that. That's why I don't watch TV, save for football.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 15, 2010 08:53 PM (3IYvz)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 15, 2010 08:54 PM (AZWim)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 16, 2010 12:51 AM (bvfVF)
You say that now, but when a girl with no lips comes along you will find you are wrong.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 15, 2010 08:54 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: gator at October 16, 2010 12:53 AM (aOKEC)
What does Dick Blumenthal have to do with this?
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 15, 2010 08:55 PM (AZWim)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 16, 2010 12:53 AM (vdfwz)
Uh, I thought this was already decided.....
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 15, 2010 08:56 PM (AZWim)
No doubt. Frank could be put to good use in Delaware.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 16, 2010 12:49 AMHell, I'd use That Old Black Magic, too.
Posted by: huerfano at October 15, 2010 08:57 PM (No0N3)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 15, 2010 08:57 PM (Wmccx)
Posted by: Chris in Va
Still are a pain the ass for McDonnell. Just as they were for Allen and Gilmore. According to them, Saints Warner and Kaine are the only reason why the Commonwealth is even able to function today.
If the Washington Times was still available here, I would seriously consider canceling my subscription.
Posted by: MrCaniac at October 15, 2010 08:59 PM (aaULJ)
a lipless women would mean no lip hugs...... that would be a bad thing.
Posted by: Racefan at October 15, 2010 09:00 PM (WcVBP)
Posted by: Bret Favre at October 16, 2010 12:56 AM (vdfwz)
Just your elbow? what about that shot to the nuts you took this week?
Posted by: buzzion at October 15, 2010 09:03 PM (oVQFe)
a lipless women would mean no lip hugs...... that would be a bad thing.
I enjoy a little CPR myself.
Posted by: gator's penis that just passed his ghey test and retained his straight card at October 15, 2010 09:03 PM (aOKEC)
Posted by: Bret Favre at October 16, 2010 12:56 AM
stay out of my shwr !
Posted by: Erin Andrews at October 15, 2010 09:05 PM (vdfwz)
As for Kaine, I don't know how anyone could like him. He was useless. Hell he spent his last year in office moonlighting for the DNC. And I'm sure you've heard about the VDOT audit that found money he just had sitting around as he was closing interstate rest stops.
Posted by: Chris in Va at October 16, 2010 01:07 AMDamn, we love rest stops.
Posted by: guys what bleaches their anuses at October 15, 2010 09:08 PM (No0N3)
Want to meet up? Posted by: Andi Sullivan at October 16, 2010 01:10 AM
Bringing the beagles?
Posted by: guys what bleaches their anuses at October 15, 2010 09:11 PM (No0N3)
now you tell me!!! last time i was visiting your capitol i drove all the way to north carolina before i found a free glory hole!!!
Posted by: andi sullivan at October 15, 2010 09:14 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Editor at October 15, 2010 09:17 PM (YX6i/)
Gerbil's OK?
Oh, my!
Posted by: George Takei at October 16, 2010 01:16 AM
Mr Sulu, you may ... indulge yourself
Posted by: Capt Spock at October 15, 2010 09:18 PM (vdfwz)
Email:sales@parts-china.com MSN:parts.china@hotmail.com website:www.parts-china.com Posted by: caterpillar filter at October 16, 2010 01:16 AM
I told you doubting wingnuts that the Stimulus was saving Caterpillar!
Posted by: King Barry I at October 15, 2010 09:20 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Editor at October 15, 2010 09:20 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: King Barry I at October 16, 2010 01:20 AM
I think maybe it was Texas that did good stuff for Cattypillar, and not you, Barry.
Posted by: huerfano at October 15, 2010 09:22 PM (No0N3)
Email:sales@parts-china.com MSN:parts.china@hotmail.com website:www.parts-china.com Posted by: caterpillar filter at October 16, 2010 01:16 AM
Did you ever get my order for brake shoe linings?
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at October 15, 2010 09:22 PM (vdfwz)
went and saw Red this evening....funny stuff.
Posted by: sven10077 at October 15, 2010 09:22 PM (kq1lG)
Posted by: gesc at October 15, 2010 09:23 PM (iKV+G)
Busy as shit. Going to bed after I decorate cookies for a party tomorrow.Then hook up with teh morons in Newton, Ma.
Posted by: sickinmass at October 16, 2010 01:23 AM
Is the Head Ewok himself going to be there?
Posted by: kbdabear at October 15, 2010 09:24 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 09:25 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: Editor at October 15, 2010 09:25 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: The Dude at October 15, 2010 09:26 PM (Ig1Wo)
You do realize you're at AoSHQ, right?
Posted by: kbdabear at October 15, 2010 09:26 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: huerfano at October 15, 2010 09:27 PM (No0N3)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 16, 2010 01:25 AM (8uDC
We have a fund we all chip in on for just these sorts of occasions, so, it's no big deal. No need to thank us.
Posted by: Editor at October 15, 2010 09:27 PM (YX6i/)
infalliable....ask 'em they'll tell you....
I fear we are creating "Narcissist nation" with permissive parenting and reality TV
Posted by: sven10077 at October 15, 2010 09:29 PM (kq1lG)
Next time I get drunk at my friends house I'm sure there will be pics all over facebook that I'll be willing to share. In fact, I think I'll even ask if I'm invited this weekend right now.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 09:30 PM (8uDC8)
You mean the Post's very own Senator?! The Northern Virginia Radical Centrist™? I swear he is made of teflon. Although the numbers I saw around the time of HCR showed he was taking a hit.
As for Kaine, I don't know how anyone could like him. He was useless. Hell he spent his last year in office moonlighting for the DNC. And I'm sure you've heard about the VDOT audit that found money he just had sitting around as he was closing interstate rest stops.
Posted by: Chris in VaAh, Mark Warner, the second coming of Chuck Robb. Dim as a fucking post, but all the Dems claim he is "Presidential Timber".
Dirty little secret about Chuck Robb, he did bang Tai Collins. Not the massage he claimed, not the "rub and a tug", full on monkey sex. Many times. I knew several of her friends, and many of his apologists, the man was a serial liar and sleazeball. But he did learn from the best, LBJ.
Another dirty little secret. All those "Economic Development" trips that Governors take are just taxpayer funded romps with their misstresses. The only Virginia Dem Governor that was actually truthful about those trips was Wilder. And that was because he was divorced and didn't give a shit about anyone knowing who he was banging.
Posted by: MrCaniac for J.G. Wentworth at October 15, 2010 09:31 PM (aaULJ)
hey I have a question
have you ever known an actual narcissist? if so, what was he/she like?
Posted by: chemjeff at October 16, 2010 01:27 AMEnough talk about me, what do you think of my posts?
Posted by: Former ONT guy in an American state at October 15, 2010 09:31 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: gesc at October 15, 2010 09:32 PM (iKV+G)
Posted by: huerfano at October 16, 2010 01:27 AM (No0N3)
OOOOh, please please say there's a copy of that somewhere . . . I loves me some SiM rants.
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at October 15, 2010 09:37 PM (twq6c)
hey I have a question
have you ever known an actual narcissist? if so, what was he/she like?
Posted by: chemjeff at October 16, 2010 01:27 AMDoesn't ride a bicycle, doesn't live in a gated community in Los Angeles, doesn't take high art minimalist digital photos, doesn't have a search bot hooked to sirens on his monitor, doesn't run the only sane and moderate blog, and doesn't play guitar like he was standing in water and the amp was shorting out, etc, etc, etc. So I have no idea of anyone like that
Posted by: Charles the Johnson at October 15, 2010 09:38 PM (vdfwz)
My entire generation. Including my ex-boyfriend. If he wasn't a for really narcissist, he was certainly an ego-centric prick who thought he was God's gift to the writing world. When all he was was a douchetard who posted stories on deviantart.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 09:39 PM (8uDC8)
OOOOh, please please say there's a copy of that somewhere . . . I loves me some SiM rants.
It was sooo good and gone before I could save it.
Posted by: huerfano at October 15, 2010 09:39 PM (No0N3)
hey I have a question
have you ever known an actual narcissist? if so, what was he/she like?
Posted by: chemjeff at October 16, 2010 01:27 AMI'm not narcissist, but I'm pretty sure my anus is
Posted by: Ana Marie Coxx at October 15, 2010 09:40 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Adjoran at October 15, 2010 09:41 PM (VfmLu)
Posted by: Ana Marie Coxx at October 16, 2010 01:40 AM
Self centered asshole, huh?
Posted by: huerfano at October 15, 2010 09:42 PM (No0N3)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 16, 2010 01:39 AM
All Work and No Play Makes Jack a Dull Boy,
All Work and No Play Makes Jack a Dull Boy,
All Work and No Play Makes Jack a Dull Boy,
All Work and No Play Makes Jack a Dull Boy,
All Work and No Play Makes Jack a Dull Boy,
All Work and No Play Makes Jack a Dull Boy,
All Work and No Play Makes Jack a Dull Boy,
Posted by: Jack Torrance at October 15, 2010 09:43 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: CDR M at October
With Ortega in power, it's still "a dick in Nicaragua".
Posted by: MrCaniac for Ditech at October 15, 2010 09:43 PM (aaULJ)
OOOOh, please please say there's a copy of that somewhere . . . I loves me some SiM rants.
It was sooo good and gone before I could save it.
Posted by: huerfano at October 16, 2010 01:39 AM (No0N3)
Maybe someone else has a copy . . . Please, come forward and make us happy M&Ms.
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at October 15, 2010 09:44 PM (twq6c)
Posted by: The Dude at October 15, 2010 09:49 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 15, 2010 09:52 PM (/0IOT)
Posted by: The Dude at October 16, 2010 01:49 AM (Ig1Wo)
Single player is supposed to be awfull short though. And the multiplayer is actually run on a completely different game engine. Supposed to be decent, but isn't there another war FPS coming out in a few months?
Posted by: buzzion at October 15, 2010 09:54 PM (oVQFe)
Single player is supposed to be awfull short though. And the multiplayer is actually run on a completely different game engine. Supposed to be decent, but isn't there another war FPS coming out in a few months?
Posted by: buzzion at October 16, 2010 01:54 AM (oVQFe)
Yep, multi runs off DICE's Battlefield engine and kinda plays like Bad Company 2 (which should be expected since DICE went to work on it right after Bad Company 2 came out). I just wish they would have had a clear picture when they were working on it as its a bad mish mash of stardard FPS and hardcore milsim. No matter with both betas and the final product, it still doesn't feel right. Rather play ArmA2 or Bad Company 2.
Yeah, the next CoD comes out next month.
Posted by: The Dude at October 15, 2010 10:01 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: journolist at October 15, 2010 10:05 PM (O/NP5)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 15, 2010 10:08 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: TexasJew at October 15, 2010 10:15 PM (bJI8I)
All you Texas morons have fun. The soon to be repatriated girl in NW NM wishes she could be there.
Posted by: huerfano at October 15, 2010 10:19 PM (No0N3)
Posted by: huerfano at October 16, 2010 02:19 AM (No0N3)
Too bad ...Where are you from in Texas?
Posted by: TexasJew at October 15, 2010 10:20 PM (bJI8I)
Too bad ...Where are you from in Texas?
Posted by: TexasJew at October 16, 2010 02:20 AMDamn near up at the top, Dumas.
Posted by: huerfano at October 15, 2010 10:28 PM (No0N3)
Shorpy> The Web: 1907
Chattanooga, Tennessee, circa 1907. "Market Square." Beneath a cat's cradle of streetcar wires, we have a nice selection of restaurants and dental parlors. 8x10 inch dry plate glass negative, Detroit Publishing Company.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby from H-town at October 15, 2010 10:57 PM (bwixk)
A very good night to everyone in the ONT, especially you Texans. Bad news on the Rangers, but hopefully on the repatriated NM girl.
Posted by: The Q at October 16, 2010 12:01 AM (pfStM)
Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at October 16, 2010 01:06 AM (23kaI)
It rises, and will not be put down.
Thanksgiving follows,
And everything,
Is led,
As from before.
Posted by: The Drunken Conservative at October 16, 2010 01:30 AM (Mye1O)
Posted by: Hous Bin Pharteen at October 16, 2010 02:19 AM (nRF6+)
Posted by: Keith Richards or any ol' politician at October 16, 2010 03:01 AM (H+LJc)
Posted by: Vic at October 16, 2010 03:28 AM (/jbAw)
Posted by: KelliD at October 16, 2010 03:47 AM (QA8M1)
Earlier Friday under cross examination, Pfc. Lance Aviles said he used his cell phone to record the rampage inside the processing center but was ordered by an officer to delete both videos later the same day. Aviles was not asked if he knew why the officer ordered the videos destroyed.
What's the officer's name who ordered the recordings destroyed?!
Destruction of evidence, under order by whom? And why not protest the order rather than simply comply, given the significance?
This makes the Army part of a cover-up.
Posted by: maverick muse at October 16, 2010 04:16 AM (H+LJc)
Posted by: Eric S at October 16, 2010 04:25 AM (ng3i7)
Given the Clinton flap that Hillary would be Obama's next running mate gone mute, who'd be surprised if Obama were to make Condi his Sec./State? It isn't as if Condi were against Obama's foreign agenda, is it? She's been giving Obama advise on occasions all along. Condi's critics tagged her as an administrative conduit. This would prove her bipartisan statesmanship, a packaged selling point. Mountain out of a mole hill.
Posted by: maverick muse at October 16, 2010 04:25 AM (H+LJc)
Posted by: maverick muse at October 16, 2010 04:34 AM (H+LJc)
What could possibly be wrong with that generalized conclusion? Hm, begin with statistics. What percentage of people in Egypt today suffer from tumor cancers? Compare that percentage with the percentage of ancient Egyptians being represented by mummies found. Further consider that only Egyptians living in royal palace mummies were preserved in tombs to be "discovered" by British "scientists". How can a few ancient Egyptians who lived protected lives eating the very best diets available to any people in their day represent all of ancient Egyptians' health standard, and be basis for comparison with mixed-racial Western Civilization's modern health standard?
Posted by: maverick muse at October 16, 2010 04:44 AM (H+LJc)
One other thing to consider is the relative differences in age at death. On the average ancient Egyptians died at a much earlier age than people now. Most cancers occur in people at later ages, therefore that would also have a major impact.
Like most of these "studies" put out my libtard pseudo-scientists it is full of excrement.
Posted by: Vic at October 16, 2010 04:54 AM (/jbAw)
Most cancers are "internal" and the internal organs of the mummies were removed during their embalming process. So this so-called study was all about bullshit to begin with.
Posted by: Vic at October 16, 2010 04:57 AM (/jbAw)
Leave it to the scientists, poetry boy.
Posted by: Your friends at the American Physical Society at October 16, 2010 05:05 AM (mqmzh)
Ergo, the funky mascara prevents prostate cancer.
Posted by: Mike Mann at October 16, 2010 05:08 AM (kFgRY)
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