September 13, 2010
— Ace Topic one at BlogCon (hosted by these fine folks at Freedom Works) was Castle/O'Donnell, but that kept becoming a forbidden topic for reasons we all know too well.
Topic two was what an ummitigated submoron Megan McCain was. Usually topic two helped bring back the camaraderie lost over topic one.
On June 20, 2002, the United States Supreme Court decreed, in the case of Atkins v. Virginia, that the mildly mentally retarded were categorically exempt from capital punishment, reasoning that fully functional adults of diminished mental capacity were as a matter of law not as culpable for their acts. Writing eloquently in dissent, Justice Scalia drew a sharp distinction between the severely mentally retarded (who are truly not responsible for their actions), and the merely stupid (the category into which Mr. Atkins undoubtedly fell). Scalia argued forcefully that, with respect to the merely stupid, at least sometimes they deserve to be punished for their antisocial and destructive behavior.This article, of course, is not about capital punishment. It is a book review of Dirty, Sexy Politics by Meghan McCain. However, the above discussion is relevant because I initially had reservations about writing this book review at all. After all, it is clear to everyone who has read Meghan McCain’s twitter feed, her “articles” on The Daily Beast, or her ill-fated campaign blog that Meghan is not a not a paragon of clear reasoning, exemplar of familiarity with facts, nor a model of English language expertise. And after subjecting myself to 194 continuous pages of her “writing,” it became clear that none of the above-described works truly plumbed the depths of mental vacuity in which Ms. McCain aimlessly and cluelessly drifts.
This presented a dilemma.
It is impossible to read Dirty, Sexy Politics and come away with the impression that you have read anything other than the completely unedited ramblings of an idiot. This being a professional website for which I have a great deal of respect, I searched for a more eloquent or gentle way to accurately phrase the previous sentence – but could not find one.
My own contribution to this is that Megan McCain has internalized the left's idea that the victim of persecution is holy. And thus she attempts to construct a narrative in which she is such a victim of persecution.
She is persecuted, you see, because:
1. She is young.
2. She has tattoos and/or tatas.
3. She likes gay bikers.
...and therefore Republicans don't like her, so she's persecuted or something.
Of course, none of those are actually the reasons Republicans don't like her; those reasons might include:
1. She never stops talking about the fact that i) she is young; ii) she has tattoos and/or tatas; or iii) she likes gay bikers.
2. She is a confirmed submoron.
3. She is an entitled pepperpot nepot who has been given large amount of money and attention due to the fact that she is the daughter of someone famous (daddy) and someone rich (mommy). And also, she is given this attention for the exact reasons she claims are the reasons for her persecution, to wit, i) she is young; ii) she has tattoos and/or tatas, and iii) she likes gay bikers.
4. It's a little bit much to be lectured about the trajectory of American politics from someone whose seminal political memory is the day Alf announced he would no longer eat cats out of a concern for global warming.
More: a funny post on the lost chapters of Megan McCain's mamm-oirs.
Kathleen Parker is my new BFF. She totally digs me, even though she mentioned me at the same time as the evil Darth Cheney’s daughter. I’m totally adding her to my Hanukwanzamas card list! She’s not like that h8r-ade drinker, Anne Coulter. You guys, did you read my essay at Daily Beast about that? It was super awesome. I write at The Daily Beast, you know. For reals! I’m, like, a writer and stuff!Anyways, she’s a poop head. And she doesn’t even have a juicy ass! Right, boys? Wink! OMG – I look so cute when I wink! So, girlfriends, look what I wrote.
By. Myself.
“Everything about her is extreme: her voice, her interview tactics, and especially the public statements she makes about liberals,” McCain wrote. “Maybe her popularity stems from the fact that watching her is sometimes like watching a train wreck.”
Super cool me: 1. H8r-ade drinker Coulter: 0
Or:
We have to bridge the divide in this country between smart, tolerant progressives and bible-thumping RethugliKKKan h8ers. And since I represent the best of both worlds, I went on “Real Time With Bill Maher.” Because like my dad, I’m all about bipartisanship. And tweeting with Snooki!So I did the show, and even though I’m the good kind of inclusive Republican, this old dude named Paul Begala got h8r-ade all over my cute black suit that I bought special for TV. OMG, he was so vicious like a conservative or something even though he totally has mountains of liberal cred. Anyway, what happened is I told this guy that I loathe Bush like all intelligent and enlightened people, but it’s time for Obama to stop blaming Bush for everything. And then this happened:
PAUL BEGALA, DEMOCRATIC STRATEGIST: Not to enough of a degree. I’m sorry. Not nearly enough. Ronald Reagan blamed Jimmy Carter every day for eight years. In the speech — in the speech, what President Bush said one of the things he’s had to adjust to…MCCAIN: I wasn’t born yet, so I don’t know.
BEGALA: I wasnÂ’t born during the French Revolution, but I know about it.
MAHER: HeÂ’s a mean man, Paul Begala.
MCCAIN: You clearly know everything. So — and I’m just a blonde sitting here.
I think he h8ed on me because I’m young and blonde. How am I supposed to know stuff that happened all the way back in the sixties? But duh! This isn’t shocking. Republican women always get treated so unfair. Except for Sarah Palin — she was totally asking for it.
That exchange is for real. Begala -- who is a dick; make no mistake about that -- pointed out that if Meggie-Mac wanted to comment on politics, she had to up her game and maybe read up on stuff that happened before 2007, and her response was to claim Begala was just putting her down for being "blonde."
So there we are in 2010 -- young, pretty blonde women with huge cans are victimized by not being given enough attention on television.
BTW, I have no problem with young, cute-ish, busty blonde chicks on television. If I'm going to hear a lot of stupid blather (and that's going to happen most nights you're watching cable news), I'd rather have some bazongas to look at while I gnaw the meat off my own fingers.
However, to claim that such women are discriminated at on television?
Really? Want to explain how this becomes the day's must-mention story?
It's not h8er-ade, Meggie Mac. It's annoyance over a twit.
Speaking of hate, by the way, I came up with a new GOP slogan this weekend. I'm going to pitch it to Ladd Ehlinger, Jr.
Today's GOP
Let's put aside the old hatreds yesterday,
and focus on the new hatreds of tomorrow.
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Posted by: Mr Pink at September 13, 2010 10:38 AM (9wJpP)
Posted by: Bud the C.H.U.D. at September 13, 2010 10:40 AM (Rf19t)
Posted by: moviegique at September 13, 2010 10:42 AM (ey5wt)
Ines Sainz: NFL Investigates Jets
Posted by: billygoat at September 13, 2010 10:44 AM (5qJM5)
Tammy Bruce seems to relish kicking her huge cellulite-ridden ass.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 13, 2010 10:44 AM (aIWP/)
See? I only used one comma there!
Posted by: EC at September 13, 2010 10:44 AM (mAhn3)
Not to know what happened before you were born is to remain forever a child.
Posted by: Cicero at September 13, 2010 10:44 AM (9hSKh)
Her boobs while offensive, cannot top the hot mess sitting on top of her head in that black/white pics.
She's a zillionaire. Can she not afford a comb?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 13, 2010 10:44 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: maddogg at September 13, 2010 10:44 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: ErikW at September 13, 2010 10:44 AM (5Hi4I)
I knew there was a reason I read this blog.
Posted by: JEM at September 13, 2010 10:45 AM (o+SC1)
MCCAIN: I wasnÂ’t born yet, so I donÂ’t know.
BEGALA: I wasnÂ’t born during the French Revolution, but I know about it.
I despise Begala, but that was still an awesome comeback.
Posted by: Vashta.Nerada at September 13, 2010 10:45 AM (yIZJ3)
Both the homosexual and hetrosexual classmates of this gay bragger were sick and tired of hearing him. They all hoped his beating would get him to STFU.
Posted by: Neo at September 13, 2010 10:45 AM (tE8FB)
Stuff we can all agree on.
Meghan is a dimwitted, self important, attention seeking, petulant child, whose understanding of society and conservative principals (and commas) is about as deep as a parking lot puddle.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 13, 2010 10:47 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: EC at September 13, 2010 10:47 AM (mAhn3)
Posted by: EC at September 13, 2010 02:47 PM (mAhn3)
The first live birth of a REAL vegetable?
Posted by: ErikW at September 13, 2010 10:48 AM (5Hi4I)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at September 13, 2010 10:48 AM (Y81Xa)
Yeah. I can't imagine a bunch of guys in their 20s making cat calls at this chick. Unprecedented! http://tinyurl.com/2al9zxz
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 13, 2010 10:49 AM (5aa4z)
Wasn't that the opening scene of Idiocracy?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 13, 2010 10:49 AM (9hSKh)
Brbrbrbrbrbr!
Are you going to motorboat all day?
Posted by: EC at September 13, 2010 10:49 AM (mAhn3)
I commend people for discovering the means to legally torture the denizens of Gitmo. We can give those creeps a choice: waterboarding or Meggie Mac's book.
May God have mercy on those that don't choose the waterboarding.
Posted by: memomachine at September 13, 2010 10:49 AM (MwCol)
Posted by: Gordon Shumway at September 13, 2010 10:50 AM (MLWP3)
Posted by: Yo Mama at September 13, 2010 10:50 AM (gbCNS)
Posted by: sandy burger at September 13, 2010 10:51 AM (Pson9)
Posted by: Ezekiel at September 13, 2010 10:51 AM (eoYse)
Posted by: Neo at September 13, 2010 10:51 AM (tE8FB)
Me neither, although it shows their lack of manners.
Too bad they weren't shouting out "decadence!".
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 13, 2010 10:52 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: Ezekiel at September 13, 2010 10:53 AM (eoYse)
Posted by: Meggy Mac at September 13, 2010 10:53 AM (sCyeq)
Posted by: Farmer Joe at September 13, 2010 10:53 AM (z4es9)
Posted by: Soona at September 13, 2010 10:53 AM (XWRkx)
As good advice to Meggie, you need to put in the Tropic Thunder clip of RDJ telling Ben not to go full retard.
Posted by: EC at September 13, 2010 10:54 AM (mAhn3)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at September 13, 2010 10:54 AM (Y81Xa)
Megan McCain? Huge cans? Eh - I'm thinking not so much, actually.
Oh well...
OT
Well at least it won't be. Cursed maybe. Hollowed , most certainly not.
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 13, 2010 10:54 AM (RkRxq)
Posted by: maddogg at September 13, 2010 10:54 AM (OlN4e)
My tact with regard to Meghan, like many other criticisms I have against him, is to blaim her on John McCain.
Campaign finance reform, amnesty, TARP, his idiotic fatass daughter Meghan, the gang of 14, the presidency of Barack Obama...
You know something, I do not like that guy.
Posted by: Entropy at September 13, 2010 10:54 AM (IsLT6)
Yes it moves on to a criticism of her so called facts as fictional, and criticizes her inability coherently express her "thoughts" (I am not convinced that what goes on in her mind technically qualifies as thought) ;
And ends with criticism of her imagined state of persecution, and her conduct which mimics a 4 year old spoiled child.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 13, 2010 10:55 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: A 300-Pound Blonde Mayfly With a Lifespan of About Four Hours at September 13, 2010 10:55 AM (Rf19t)
Posted by: M. McCain at September 13, 2010 10:55 AM (9hSKh)
"My own contribution to this is that Megan McCain has internalized the left's idea that the victim of persecution is holy. And thus she attempts to construct a narrative in which she is such a victim of persecution."
She noticed that nobody likes her or respects her opinion -- not even her father's own campaign -- and so she wondered why. She considered that perhaps it's because she's naive, uninformed, unjustifiably opinionated, loud-mouthed and vulgar... but she rejected that, because in her mind she's none of those things (except maybe vulgar, which she regards as "sexy").
Thus the dislike aimed at her must, in her view, originate from the bigoted intolerance of the Republican Party. But why would they be intolerant of a nice person like her, she wondered? And that's how she came up with the list of criteria you cite of things about herself that would incite bigoted hatred:
1. She is young.
2. She has tattoos and/or tatas.
3. She likes gay bikers.
Posted by: stuiec at September 13, 2010 10:55 AM (7AOgy)
Way to divide by 0. This was a nice universe we had once.
Posted by: Doc at September 13, 2010 10:56 AM (KnIvY)
Posted by: ace at September 13, 2010 10:56 AM (KUUXH)
Posted by: Kasper Hauser at September 13, 2010 10:56 AM (HqpV0)
Posted by: Meghan McCain's comma key at September 13, 2010 10:56 AM (mAhn3)
Posted by: Air Supply at September 13, 2010 10:57 AM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 13, 2010 10:57 AM (L8kaT)
A molecule or two should suffice.
Posted by: Farmer Joe at September 13, 2010 10:57 AM (z4es9)
Posted by: Kemp at September 13, 2010 10:58 AM (AQxTm)
Posted by: ace at September 13, 2010 10:58 AM (KUUXH)
Has anybody heard anything about those odd things that the Congress is supposed to do ?? ... I think they are called a budget and appropriations bills.
Face it. This whole thing is to get everybody to talk about anything but the appropriations bills, which probably are now being "porked up" to levels never seen before.
Oink .. oink.
Woof, Woof.
Posted by: Neo at September 13, 2010 10:58 AM (tE8FB)
I think, Ace, if you're going to call Meghan an idiot, you should spell her name right.
That's okay. She probably can't spell it either.
Posted by: Soona at September 13, 2010 10:58 AM (XWRkx)
Posted by: Meghan McCain, I'm so HOT!! at September 13, 2010 10:58 AM (Y81Xa)
Dunno. Did our asshole brigade from last night migrate over there or did they send one over here?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at September 13, 2010 11:00 AM (SHKl9)
Ace, that's the big tits talking.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 13, 2010 11:00 AM (5aa4z)
All agree to hate on her and her shithead of a dad.
And she just wished she looked remotely as hawt as Ines the sport babe.
And yes she is too stupid to be allowed to comment with adults. She gets air time for the same reason that that idiot scrunt who just went to CNN gets air time. The MFM thinks she is a "Republican" who likes to diss conservatives AND Republicans.
Posted by: Vic at September 13, 2010 11:00 AM (/jbAw)
Posted by: Meggy Mac's period key at September 13, 2010 02:57 PM (9hSKh)
Count your blessings. I don't get to stop for three weeks.
Posted by: Meggy Mac's period at September 13, 2010 11:00 AM (Rf19t)
Posted by: Fritz at September 13, 2010 11:00 AM (GwPRU)
That Megan McCain article was a waste of time; I read the whole thing, but I'm still not sure where he stands on the Castle/O'Donnell issue. Get to the point already, man.
Actually, he kind of came out in favor of O'Donnell in the primary but supporting whomever wins in the general. Not explicitly, but that's in line with his state attitude.
Oh yeah, Castle shows up in there.
Posted by: Entropy at September 13, 2010 11:00 AM (IsLT6)
Posted by: Kemp at September 13, 2010 11:01 AM (AQxTm)
Posted by: curious at September 13, 2010 11:01 AM (p302b)
young, pretty blonde women with huge cans
It's time for a new 'protected class' in anti-discrimination law. Something we can all get behind.
Posted by: Beagle at September 13, 2010 11:02 AM (sOtz/)
I call BS on this. I don't recall Reagan ever mentioning Carter after the election. Unlike the abominable McCain, I was alive at the time.
(That's likely one of the things that drove Carter farther around the bend. He went from Commander-in-Chief to ignored.)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 13, 2010 11:02 AM (ZJ/un)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 13, 2010 11:02 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at September 13, 2010 11:02 AM (FwaRQ)
i linked that big-can reporter at Jets story in this story, towards the end.
No more...
Donger need Food!
Posted by: Donger at September 13, 2010 11:03 AM (MDCgV)
Posted by: Meggy Mac at September 13, 2010 11:03 AM (sCyeq)
Posted by: maddogg at September 13, 2010 11:04 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: IreneFingIrene at September 13, 2010 02:59 PM (JNqU9)
Not smart enough for Cornell, that's for sure!
Posted by: Andrew Bernard at September 13, 2010 11:04 AM (BP6Z1)
Reagan did blame Democrat control of Congress for a lot of things. He did say things like, "You can't undo in four years what took forty to accomplish." But that's different.
Posted by: Farmer Joe at September 13, 2010 11:04 AM (z4es9)
Posted by: Marlee Matlin at September 13, 2010 11:04 AM (Rf19t)
Posted by: wiserbud at September 13, 2010 11:05 AM (EW49d)
Posted by: Meggy Mac at September 13, 2010 11:06 AM (sCyeq)
"He stressed to Ines that he expects all member of the Jets organization to conduct themselves in a professional manner at all times," the team announced in a prepared statement. "We will continue to work with the league to gather the facts and take appropriate steps necessary to maintain a respectful environment for the media."
Bullshit meter at 11.
I want to see how she was dressed. A cursory google search of hers tells me she prolly had it coming to her. At least from the pics I could pull up. Being at work, I got denied on a few.
"Media"? Is that what she's calling herself?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 13, 2010 11:06 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: ace at September 13, 2010 02:58 PM (KUUXH)
Deserves its' own headline and story, Ace!!!
Posted by: billygoat at September 13, 2010 11:06 AM (5qJM5)
Posted by: Meghan McCain, I'm so HOT!! at September 13, 2010 11:06 AM (Y81Xa)
Yeah -- because it's true.
Bammer blaming Bush because Democrats in Congress wanted to keep the sub-prime gravy train rolling is just a lie.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 13, 2010 11:06 AM (ZJ/un)
Posted by: Allahpundit. at September 13, 2010 11:07 AM (gQLr2)
Posted by: Guy who totally ignores her actions and the criticism towards her at September 13, 2010 11:08 AM (G60Nl)
Damn, when you posted that I thought you were kidding!
Castro wasn't just making Obama rhetoric when he said communism had failed.
Posted by: Vic at September 13, 2010 11:08 AM (/jbAw)
You are wearing stompy boots Friday, correct?
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 13, 2010 11:08 AM (5aa4z)
Same way as President Post Turtle... connections.
Columbia U. - turning idiots into idiots with degrees since 1960---uhhh --something.
Posted by: wiserbud at September 13, 2010 11:09 AM (EW49d)
Like, oh my god! (valley girl of the Sun)
Like - totally (valley girl of the Sun)
Phoenix is like so bitchen (valley girl of the Sun)
There's like the galleria (valley girl of the Sun)
And like all these like really great shoe stores
I love going into like clothing stores and stuff
I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff
Its like so bitchen cuz like everybodys like
Super-super nice...
It's like so bitchen...
Posted by: Neo at September 13, 2010 11:09 AM (tE8FB)
I gotta go with Ines.
Posted by: A Motorcycle Seat at September 13, 2010 03:06 PM (MDCgV)
What if the Gay Bikers beat Ines in the primary?
Posted by: Undecided Motorcycle Seat in Delaware at September 13, 2010 11:09 AM (Rf19t)
And also because the Dems still controlled congress while he was in office, and provided an obstacle for him to do what he wanted.
Posted by: Farmer Joe at September 13, 2010 11:09 AM (z4es9)
Posted by: Spockwing Plover at September 13, 2010 11:09 AM (SBmEB)
Posted by: Anna Marie at September 13, 2010 11:09 AM (AQxTm)
Posted by: Meggy Mac at September 13, 2010 11:10 AM (sCyeq)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2010 11:11 AM (9Cooa)
Stay away from Talos IV. Or we'll kill you.
Posted by: General Order 7 at September 13, 2010 11:11 AM (Rf19t)
Posted by: DocJ at September 13, 2010 11:12 AM (dt6br)
How appropriate in the Sainz story.
Posted by: Waterhouse at September 13, 2010 03:09 PM (z+/2Q)
No comment
Posted by: Peter O'Toole at September 13, 2010 11:13 AM (BP6Z1)
Also, not so sure about her being stupid. Self-infatuated, sure. Intellectually incurious, obviously. But she's never been expected to make any efforts toward refining her mental faculties; she's received enough positive RF just from being the daughter of the rich and the powerful that she's never needed anything more. Now, she may really be vacuous rather than merely ignorant and immature, but given her complete lack of motivation to grow up and get a clue, the world may never know.
*** -- Or on her face! Amirite?!
Posted by: ykw at September 13, 2010 11:13 AM (p0T5L)
Posted by: Gay Biker's Club of Phoenix at September 13, 2010 11:13 AM (uKraB)
Posted by: Ezekiel at September 13, 2010 11:13 AM (eoYse)
Posted by: Meghan Macadoodle at September 13, 2010 11:13 AM (EW49d)
Posted by: maddogg at September 13, 2010 11:14 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Cameron at September 13, 2010 11:14 AM (php2y)
Or get into..
Or get on top of...
Or throw on the bed and bang all night like a plastic bucket in Stomp...
Wait..... That last one doesn't really work right, does it?
Posted by: Kasper Hauser at September 13, 2010 11:15 AM (HqpV0)
I still think it's cool, and maybe with the MeggieMac thread dyin' down, some of y'all might want to watch a 1948 animated film that sends an ominous warning about the Osama Obama regime.
It ain't all that long....
http://bit.ly/2xwOYD
Posted by: MrScribbler at September 13, 2010 11:15 AM (Ulu3i)
Knowing what a bluenose mangina Goodell is over sexual matters (look at the punishment to Ben Rapethisfurburger compared to PETA hero Michael Vick where somebody got shot at a birthday party among the thug friends that his rehab had purportedly left behind) I expect the entire Jets team to forfeit the season.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 13, 2010 11:15 AM (aIWP/)
After her dad fired her from his campaign, she financed her blogging with an inheritance from her grandfather. When Democrats found out she was blogging about how much she hated her dad and Republicans, she got a job at The Daily Beast, The View, etc. She's still a fucking idiot.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 13, 2010 11:16 AM (mHQ7T)
Red pumps with 4" heels and toe cleavage worn on tanned feet sans stockings and complemented with a short skirt are always an acceptable alternative to stompy boots.
I'm meeting morons. I think jeans and a t-shirt will suffice.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 13, 2010 11:16 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Allahpundit. at September 13, 2010 03:07 PM (gQLr2)
Dearest Allah,
Ace is a bitch. Don't even look at him.
Posted by: Charles Johnson at September 13, 2010 11:16 AM (XWRkx)
Posted by: Meggie at September 13, 2010 11:17 AM (5qJM5)
Posted by: Meghan McCheese at September 13, 2010 11:17 AM (BP6Z1)
Mike , Castle, is like sooo; totally bitchin' -and awesome. 'n stuff. Why y'all, such H8ers!!!
I have, big tits and, stuff?? So hows come this !! Christine O'Donnell ho?? is a head in the poles!!!
Its? not like shes a gay!! biker chick with tats
Posted by: Megan McCain at September 13, 2010 11:17 AM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Dave C at September 13, 2010 11:17 AM (4uhuW)
Then one walked in, and we got happy again!
Posted by: Meghan Macadoodle at September 13, 2010 11:18 AM (EW49d)
Posted by: curious at September 13, 2010 11:18 AM (p302b)
I'm meeting morons. I think jeans and a t-shirt will suffice.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 13, 2010 03:16 PM (pLTLS)
Date, time and place all settled then?
..details, please
Posted by: Megan McCain at September 13, 2010 11:19 AM (AnTyA)
This is an extremely serious discussion. Do not underestimate it.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 13, 2010 11:19 AM (Rf19t)
Posted by: Meggie's abused tittays, crammed into a push up bra at September 13, 2010 11:19 AM (cniXs)
Posted by: mpfs at September 13, 2010 11:19 AM (iYbLN)
Or get into..
Or get on top of...
Or throw on the bed and bang all night like a plastic bucket in Stomp...
Wait..... That last one doesn't really work right, does it?
Dude, not even with your dick.
Posted by: John P. Squibob at September 13, 2010 11:20 AM (sras5)
You're right. You could be wearing TWO burkas and it still wouldn't stop them.
Posted by: EC at September 13, 2010 11:20 AM (mAhn3)
89 If George Washington was such an important guy, how come there are no photographs of him?
liquid, keyboard, paypal
Posted by: DaveK at September 13, 2010 11:20 AM (boNGU)
Limbaugh held up a picture of how she was dressed that day to the dittocam, and implied it was rather skimpy. Of course, my car radio doesn't show pictures so that didn't help. He said the picture was from a Chicago sports blog, in case that helps someone find it.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 13, 2010 11:21 AM (p05LM)
Posted by: Meghan McCheese's Tweets at September 13, 2010 11:21 AM (BP6Z1)
"Jeans and a white button-up blouse [are] in no way inappropriate"
Honey when the presidents faces on your change are showing through the fabric of your jeans: when you can hear all the little rivets voices screaming in pain: when the horses hitched to the pants on the label on the label say "Damn I didn't think these pants were made for that!": you might get a few *comments* when you enter a men's locker room.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 13, 2010 11:22 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: kallisto at September 13, 2010 11:22 AM (+FkcS)
Posted by: Megan McCain's Hard-Hitting Political Journal at September 13, 2010 11:22 AM (z+/2Q)
It's just my opinion.....
-------------------------
If she throws stones herself, she should be willing to live with the consequences.
.
Posted by: gastorgrab at September 13, 2010 11:23 AM (T92yh)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose
Thank.You.
Because if a chick points this out she's just jealous or something.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 13, 2010 11:23 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Meggy McCain at September 13, 2010 11:23 AM (No0N3)
Posted by: MrScribbler at September 13, 2010 03:15 PM (Ulu3i)
Not sure if you're familiar with Frank J's place over at imao.us but he did a whole series of these a while back. Shoot him an e-mail, he'll probably send you the links.
Posted by: ErikW at September 13, 2010 11:24 AM (5Hi4I)
#132
I think asking NFL players to ignore that is several bridges too far. Nice paint, I mean pants.
Posted by: Beagle at September 13, 2010 11:25 AM (sOtz/)
Heh, sounds true enough to me.
In that same vein, perhaps we've stumbled upon the answer about her unkempt hair. She tried to shower once and her keepers noticed that she was in the shower for several hours. When they finally pulled her out and asked why she stayed in the shower for so long, Meghan replied "The shampoo bottle said 'lather, rinse, repeat'. It didn't say when to stop...".
and from that moment on, she was forbidden to wash her hair with shampoo.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 13, 2010 11:26 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: angler at September 13, 2010 11:27 AM (SwjAj)
Posted by: Meggy McCain at September 13, 2010 03:23 PM (No0N3)
Yes, I do know. And I revel in it. I'm pretty sure I hear a stick of butter calling your name Fatty McButterpants
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team, Bacon Raconteur at September 13, 2010 11:27 AM (eCAn3)
Posted by: Marlee Matlin at September 13, 2010 03:04 PM (Rf19t)
Yeah, but did you hear what she said on Leno's show?
Oh, of course you didn't, God love ya. But you made us all hear for you.
Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at September 13, 2010 11:28 AM (7AOgy)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 13, 2010 03:22 PM (0q2P7)
--Unfortunately we're seeing the Erin Andrews-ization of sideline "reporting."
In Ms. Andrews' defense, I've never seen her or any other of those other bimbos wearing any kind of jeans on a national broadcast. They are always in business attire, usually in dress slacks rather than a skirt. Still, it's becoming less and less professional all around, slowly. At one of the football games Saturday, the "reporter"was doing the usual silly pre-half-time quickie interview, and she caled the coach by his first name, not "Coach." Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but it bugged me.
If Ms. Sainz wants to be treated professionally, she could start by not dressing like a groupie.
Posted by: logprof at September 13, 2010 11:28 AM (BP6Z1)
Still my favorite AoSHQ hash!
Posted by: billygoat at September 13, 2010 11:28 AM (5qJM5)
I know they only gave me that phone because I'm pretty and hawt and smart and junk and that's why they h8 on me all the time.
Posted by: Meghan Macadoodle at September 13, 2010 11:29 AM (EW49d)
Posted by: nine coconuts at September 13, 2010 11:29 AM (DHNp4)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 13, 2010 03:26 PM (9hSKh)
And now only washes her hair with GENUINE poo.
Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at September 13, 2010 11:29 AM (7AOgy)
'Ronald Reagan blamed Jimmy Carter every day for eight years.'
I call BS on this. I don't recall Reagan ever mentioning Carter after the election. Unlike the abominable McCain, I was alive at the time.
Rob,
Absolutely. Like most of Begala's claims, this one is utterly false. Reagan didn't mention Carter, even in the most obvious and appropriate circumstances. It was as if Carter never existed.
I recall being surprised at Reagan's self-discipline. Over time I came to realize that it was simply a matter of character. Reagan didn't see any point in placing blame. It was the same as whining, which is something real leaders don't do.
For proof of that, we only have to look at the current White House bitch. (Is that what he means when he whines that we talk about him like a dog?)
Posted by: lyle at September 13, 2010 11:29 AM (Twbm+)
Posted by: Mac and Cheese in Meggie's fridge at September 13, 2010 11:30 AM (5qJM5)
Im a beta male atheist who really likes Apple gadgets...and RiNos
..Megan McCain is the shizzle ...so back off my nizzles
Posted by: Allahpoundsit at September 13, 2010 11:31 AM (AnTyA)
Oh please, please, please, let this be on Court TV--
Alleged 'Christmas Day' bomber Umar Abdulmutallab tells Detroit judge he has fired his legal team and will represent himself, NBC reports
Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 13, 2010 11:31 AM (pLTLS)
There has NEVER been any deregulation by any President or Congress. Only re-regulation where set of chumps who get favors is traded for another set of chumps to get favors. And the biggest chumps of all, the citizens always get screwed.
Posted by: Vic at September 13, 2010 11:32 AM (/jbAw)
Posted by: Meggie McCheese's Tweets at September 13, 2010 11:32 AM (BP6Z1)
ALLAH AKBAR!!!
Posted by: Umar Abdulmutallab at September 13, 2010 11:33 AM (5qJM5)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at September 13, 2010 11:33 AM (wd0Iq)
Posted by: nine coconuts at September 13, 2010 11:33 AM (DHNp4)
Posted by: Vic at September 13, 2010 11:34 AM (/jbAw)
re: Ines -
Damn, that Jammie link ace posted has a full on face shot...
She's got a face only Celine Dione's mother could love!
Ines should be doing Cher impersonations.
Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2010 11:34 AM (MDCgV)
I wasn't on the team for very long, though. I almost drowned, doing the breast stroke.
Who knew you could use your arms, too!
Posted by: Meghan Macadoodle at September 13, 2010 11:34 AM (EW49d)
Posted by: nine coconuts at September 13, 2010 11:35 AM (DHNp4)
Oh please, please, please, let this be on Court TV--
Alleged 'Christmas Day' bomber Umar Abdulmutallab tells Detroit judge he has fired his legal team and will represent himself, NBC reports
I don't know. Sometimes these shit-house lawyers are much better than regular lawyers. I'm just afraid the trial would become one big jihadi manifesto.
Posted by: Soona at September 13, 2010 11:37 AM (XWRkx)
re: Ines -
Damn, that Jammie link ace posted has a full on face shot...
She's got a face only Celine Dione's mother could love!
Ines should be doing Cher impersonations.
Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2010 03:34 PM (MDCgV)
--Sometimes butterface hot chicks dress like that as a distraction technique.
Posted by: logprof at September 13, 2010 11:37 AM (BP6Z1)
Good lord. I jumped on her but at least for legit reasons. She's a cute girl with a better body.
You should probably reevaluate your standards.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 13, 2010 11:37 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: nine coconuts at September 13, 2010 03:35 PM (DHNp4)
Are there not regulations on Airlines still? And no I am not talking about licensing the pilots or the aircraft. I am talking about the airlines themselves.
The only thing the government removed was the price fixing by the government. They replaced it with all the hubs and price fixing.
Posted by: Vic at September 13, 2010 11:37 AM (/jbAw)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at September 13, 2010 11:37 AM (wd0Iq)
10-4 that, but he is worse. He's a RUDE self centered insecure dickhead, like oberdouche.
The only answer he has for a hard question is to attack and try to change the subject.
He's a fucking bore.
Posted by: Kemp at September 13, 2010 11:37 AM (AQxTm)
She's got a face only Celine Dione's mother could love!
Ines should be doing Cher impersonations.
Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2010 03:34 PM (MDCgV)
Yeah, she looks much better from behind.
Not hot.
Posted by: ErikW at September 13, 2010 11:37 AM (5Hi4I)
re: Ines -
Damn, that Jammie link ace posted has a full on face shot...
She's got a face only Celine Dione's mother could love!
Ines should be doing Cher impersonations.
Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2010 03:34 PM (MDCgV)
Don't give up on your face.
Lurve comes to those who believe it.
And that's the way it is.
Posted by: Celine Dion at September 13, 2010 11:38 AM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Fritz at September 13, 2010 03:00 PM (GwPRU)
Squeakhole???...Is that where and how the mice get in my place????
Posted by: Meggie McAirhead at September 13, 2010 11:40 AM (5qJM5)
Ms. McCain should just admit her biases and become a dem. Kind of like when Ronald Reagan's two youngest children (Ron Jr. and daughter Patti 
decided they would be liberals and too bad if mom & dad didn't like it.
The Reagan kids weren't exactly setting the world on fire with their brilliance, esp Ron Junior, but they went their way and history moved on.
I get the feeling that the dems don't want Ms. McCain in their party. It's much funnier to have her as the opposition and make her look like a dummy.
Posted by: Boots at September 13, 2010 11:41 AM (06JTY)
For the record, women with big'uns, even women who are good-looking in general, are assumed to be stupid. It's hardly an excuse to actually BE stupid, though. Also for the record, McCain is a complete dog so she can't get away with the excuse as it is.
And if you've ever seen the drool leaking from your monitor when logged onto Hot Air, you would know that the topic of Meghan McCain is not something we can all agree upon.
Posted by: BB at September 13, 2010 11:42 AM (qF8q3)
Thanks to her enormously big mouth, she will continue to remain an excellent tool for the left and makes her very difficult to ignore.
And my state re-nominated her father. Again.
Is he better than a democrat? A local radio host here thinks so. I dunno, honestly. Which would you prefer, a partisan democrat liberal you know will be fighting against conservatives and which you can paint as being what he is, a liberal? Or a Republican tool who will 'cross the aisle' to lend credence to leftist policies by allowing expansions in government to be called bipartisan?
(sigh)
Posted by: TehSchlip at September 13, 2010 11:42 AM (xm1A1)
And yes, I'm shallow when it comes to "celebrities." The average person doesn't want all the face paint these idiots need to make themselves presentable in front of their peers.
Real people don't need all that shit to look good.
Posted by: ErikW at September 13, 2010 11:43 AM (5Hi4I)
Ines looks like a man.
At least Meghan looks like a girl. She's actually a pretty, thick chick.
Posted by: AoS Pirate...now with extra-absorbent wings at September 13,
2010 03:41 PM (uFokq)
FIFY
Posted by: billygoat at September 13, 2010 11:43 AM (5qJM5)
Posted by: Wm T Sherman at September 13, 2010 11:43 AM (w41GQ)
Posted by: Meggy Mac at September 13, 2010 11:44 AM (sCyeq)
Posted by: AoS Pirate...now with extra-absorbent wings at September 13, 2010 03:36 PM (uFokq)
I guess you couldn't follow me, or choose not to follow.
I guess I have to say it at the top of every hour: Commenting on personal appearance is not a take.
So please, no Celine Dion cracks, no more Cher, no texts about Ines Sainz getting her GPS directions in furlongs, no Sarah Jessica Parker smack, no more e-mails about her employer paying her in oats.
That's not the kind of show I want here.
Posted by: Jim Rome at September 13, 2010 11:45 AM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Penfold at September 13, 2010 11:45 AM (1PeEC)
Posted by: Meggie McCheese's Twitter at September 13, 2010 11:48 AM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Editor at September 13, 2010 11:48 AM (pUfK9)
Wait another minute. Let me get this straight. Sarah is an illiterate moron because she didn't get her degree from an Ivy League college. Such as Columbia. Which graduated Megan McCain.
Wait yet another minute ...
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at September 13, 2010 11:48 AM (xqhoO)
Posted by: baldilocks at September 13, 2010 11:49 AM (VJoyM)
She's actually a pretty, thick chick.
Even better!
Posted by: AoS Pirate...now with extra-absorbent wings at September 13,
2010 03:45 PM (uFokq)
Are you a size 14?
Posted by: Buffalo Bill at September 13, 2010 11:49 AM (5qJM5)
Or a Republican tool who will 'cross the aisle' to lend credence to leftist policies by allowing expansions in government to be called bipartisan?
(sigh)
HEY!! I resemble that remark!
Posted by: Mike Castle at September 13, 2010 11:49 AM (XWRkx)
Posted by: John at September 13, 2010 11:50 AM (6FYZ6)
Posted by: Editor at September 13, 2010 03:48 PM (pUfK9)
I fulfilled my quota on the open thread.
Posted by: ogprof at September 13, 2010 11:50 AM (BP6Z1)
Ines sure,
However, when I was 18, I might not have been real finicky but I drew the line at non sentient lifeforms.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 13, 2010 11:50 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Penfold at September 13, 2010 11:51 AM (1PeEC)
FIFY
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 13, 2010 11:52 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: logprof, angry at his 'l' key at September 13, 2010 11:54 AM (BP6Z1)
You wouldn't get into my bed without crackers. And cheese. And a pint of Haagen Daz Lite.
Posted by: Meghan Macadoodle at September 13, 2010 11:56 AM (EW49d)
Posted by: JamesT at September 13, 2010 12:02 PM (NLodP)
Ines Sainz has glitter between her teats in pic #3.
Yeah, buckets of professionalism, that one.
Not to mention her holding up a tape measure at the 13" line,=.
CLASSSSSY. (can't spell classy without ASS).
Posted by: s'moron at September 13, 2010 12:03 PM (UaxA0)
Everybody lay off of Megan McCain. Frankly, I found her book very informative and enlightening. How many of you guys are published like she is? Your just jealous.
And this:
PAUL BEGALA, DEMOCRATIC STRATEGIST: Not to enough of a degree. I’m sorry. Not nearly enough. Ronald Reagan blamed Jimmy Carter every day for eight years. In the speech — in the speech, what President Bush said one of the things he’s had to adjust to…MCCAIN: I wasn’t born yet, so I don’t know.
BEGALA: I wasnÂ’t born during the French Revolution, but I know about it.
MAHER: HeÂ’s a mean man, Paul Begala.
MCCAIN: You clearly know everything. So — and I’m just a blonde sitting here.
So Begala is comparing a "fact" he really just pulled out of his ass (because Reagen never blamed Jimmy Carter every day for eight years but really hardly ever talked about Carter) to the French Revolution. That's a laugh riot right there. But even if true he is saying Reagan's bitching about Carter is so damned well known that its on the level of the French Revolution, its taught in Western Civ. all over the country.
Begala you are a hack and I hate you.
Megan, if you are reading this send me a message with "Doofenshmirtz lover" as the author.
Posted by: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz at September 13, 2010 12:04 PM (Bs34i)
Ines = Looks good from afar, but far from good.
Posted by: Schwalbe at September 13, 2010 12:06 PM (UU0OF)
Posted by: Penfold at September 13, 2010 03:51 PM (1PeEC)
The point was that Dad isn't that smart and, perhaps, like father, like daughter.
Posted by: baldilocks at September 13, 2010 12:07 PM (VJoyM)
Lay off Meghan! She spent a week in Buffalo Bill's dungeon.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 13, 2010 12:10 PM (8lCJT)
Fuck you.
Posted by: Jim Everett at September 13, 2010 04:02 PM (osFsP)
You tell 'em, Jim Everett! Show that turd who's the boss! Don't let him talk that smack. Hit 'em again!
Posted by: Ed at September 13, 2010 12:17 PM (Zsqn4)
Her upbringing and life have been soft and privileged. The Best this world has to offer has been willingly offered to her to sort through as her indulgent whims come and go. There is a Mr. Magoo-like quality to everything she does in the sense that she is completely unaware of the environment she is in and yet she wrangled a fucking book deal and has gotten far more publicity than she and her product deserve.
She succeeds because her parents have idiot proofed her life; step 2 has been handled for her, all she has to do is be competent at steps 1 & 3 and avoid drug addiction. But the most crucially important thing for her to remember is: Meggy Mac MUST NOT FUCK AROUND WITH STEP 2.
The fact that people of the same mental acumen but without her privileged life or beauty will never be anywhere near a presidential candidate, much less see the inside of a private jet, has not quite sunk in. When it does (in about 5-7 years), she'll get another book deal to tell us all about her inner journey to becoming a Democrat.
My only problem with smooth running idiots is when they get bossy. I have worked for several SRIs and they do the most damage when people's livelihoods depend upon doing what the SRI's want and listening to SRI's blather on about their 'vision' and/or how cool they are. This is because SRI's, even though they are the biggest idiots in the room, are NEVER, EVER failures. Failures, don't get into Columbia. Failures don't get book deals at 25.
Posted by: CozMark at September 13, 2010 12:17 PM (HK4Kc)
Posted by: Ken at September 13, 2010 12:19 PM (CDrOo)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 13, 2010 12:23 PM (8lCJT)
The reason I hated Meggie Mac about a year and a half ago was that she liked to indulge in generational blackmail, i.e., "Move to the left or my generation will fuck your world up when we inherit it."
Now, though, she just seems so dumb that I feel guilty for piling on.
Pun intended? You decide.
Posted by: Ken at September 13, 2010 12:24 PM (CDrOo)
Posted by: Ken at September 13, 2010 12:29 PM (CDrOo)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at September 13, 2010 12:29 PM (pcJe3)
By far the biggest problem the Republican coalition has right now is moderates who refuse to accept defeat at the hands of conservatives. Think Dede Scozzafava endorsing the Democrat in NY-23. Think Charlie Crist and Arlen Specter bailing the party and running against the Republican when it became clear that they would lose their primaries. Think Lincoln Chafee currently running as an independent for Governor of Rhode Island despite the NRSC spending millions to help him defeat a conservative in the primary. I defy Meghan McCain to identify a conservative candidate who acted or behaved in this way towards the party after a primary loss.
Amen.
Posted by: ThomasD at September 13, 2010 12:31 PM (21H5U)
I don't want to see Begala's brother put him down, because I know it will be a good-natured "You're not heavy but you're my brother" banter. I want to see something more along the Simon Cowell line, where someone tells that little pussy the truth about himself and dares him to do something about it.
Begala has a huge man-crush on Bill Clinton, because it makes him feel tough hanging around a ruthless tyrannical monster who abuses his power. He needs to be humiliated to the point at which he will no longer be able to show his face.
Posted by: Ken at September 13, 2010 12:37 PM (CDrOo)
Posted by: Z is for Zoroasterian at September 13, 2010 12:51 PM (RyTrW)
Posted by: TimothyJ at September 13, 2010 12:57 PM (b+pBW)
145 I am seriously having trouble figuring out when it is a serious discussion and when the "let's get snarky super sekret flag is flying"
Posted by: curious at September 13, 2010 03:18 PM (p302b)
RESPONSE:
The big secret to life is: when there's a big secret everyone else seems to know and you don't, there's probably no big secret, they just don't care.
Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at September 13, 2010 12:59 PM (bxiXv)
We ONTers are the submorons.
She is not fit to lick our shoes.
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at September 13, 2010 01:18 PM (DC+Gj)
Posted by: TimothyJ at September 13, 2010 04:57 PM (b+pBW)
OK, it ain't so.
Seriously, re-read what ace wrote. It was "she has tattoos and /or tatas."
Meaning she has tattoo and tits, or she has tattoos or tits.
Tatas still means tits.
Tattos still means ink injected into your skin.
Or a midget on Fantasy Island.
Posted by: Ed at September 13, 2010 01:26 PM (Zsqn4)
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Posted by: Buffalobob at September 13, 2010 02:48 PM (GwH6h)
For further evidence of this just read the comments on practically any YouTube video. Those comment sections are the conduit from which all Stupid leaks into the universe.
Posted by: Groaty Dick at September 13, 2010 03:12 PM (gzjhZ)
Also, see his "The Very Deep Thoughts of Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter" (I think it's in Give War A Chance), a review of the Carters' Everything To Gain book. Some of the funniest shit I've ever read.
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