Worst.  Administration.  Ever.

Oh, and Ace is back in double-post form.

As this is a foundational postulate of the universe...good.

Yeah, according to these accounts, he was sticking his hands down the shorts of fellow shipmates and mounting them while they slept, without so much as a "by your leave."

Hey, I learned it on National Geographic.

A scandal is only a scandal if they want to get rid of you.  Why is Barney Frank still in office?

I've got a better one--

Jerry Brown is going to be the next governor of California.

Really.

DOESN'T MATTER. The dems would protect this guy, there is nothing wrong with ghey sex, if he were voting for health care. They got him elected and when he didn't support their bill they pulled him out of the closet.

He was a perv when they helped him get elected and he's a perv now. '

But now he's a perv they dont' like so much.

He's being punished.

These thugs and miscreants probably like to have a perv elected or someone with something wrong with them so they can control them.

I bet he was warned that if he didn't vote for health care he would be toast.

Hey, that's a nice hidden ghey lifestyle ya got there. Wouldn't want to see anything happen to it.

Seriously, though. 

Man touches me in the shower.  

Man gets a swirlie.

Is it true that no one remembers going to school with Obama at Columbia?

Maybe.  But it is an iron-clad certainty that they do not recall any of the stuff the guy wrote or said previous to 2006(ish).

Posted by: Rick Warren at March 08, 2010 05:16 PM (mhD2v)

Porpoise driven wife?

Jerry Brown is going to be the next governor of California.

Really.

HE VILL FIRST HAF TO GET PAST ZE AHRMEE OF CYBERNEHTIC KILLING MAHCHEENS FROM ZE FYOOTAHR VHICH I HAF PLACED IN A RING AHROUND SACRAHMENTOOOO!!!!!

Yeah, according to these accounts, he was sticking his hands down the shorts of fellow shipmates and mounting them while they slept, without so much as a "by your leave."

Hey, I read it in Jim Webb's book!

Porpoise driven wife?

[Looking around for something to hit runningrn with...]

Yeah, according to these accounts, he was sticking his hands down the shorts of fellow shipmates and mounting them while they slept, without so much as a "by your leave."

I find that hard to believe. Had he really pulled that stunt, he would probably been beaten to a bloody pulp, then shipped home via the earliest means.

If grab-assing in the shower with an angry ballerina is wrong, I don't want to be right.

C'mon.  It was the NAVY.  What do you expect?

And, here we go...a representative of the low services chimes in....

The guys that served with him say he is a congentially lying perv.

Emanuel is what 5'4" in heels? and he shouts expletives in people's faces in showers? How has he not been clobbered?

Do not bad mouth the Air Force please.

I said services, not country club. 

I find that hard to believe. Had he really pulled that stunt, he would probably been beaten to a bloody pulp, then shipped home via the earliest means.

As I read the story the other day, he was third in command and the Captain was, by all accounts, a real prick you did NOT want to deal with.

I find that hard to believe. Had he really pulled that stunt, he would probably been beaten to a bloody pulp, then shipped home via the earliest means.

Posted by: maddogg at March 08, 2010 05:23 PM (OlN4e)

That's what I was thinking  too.  Taking a big chance mounting another guy or sticking your hand down his pants if ya don't know his orientation....especially on a Navy ship.

Beck is building him up to be a hero. He's also calling Fascism rightwing. This after Goldberg had been on his show explaining his book.  I turned him off.

I think he has truly jumped the big L Libertarian shark now.

I find that hard to believe. Had he really pulled that stunt, he would probably been beaten to a bloody pulp, then shipped home via the earliest means.

Posted by: maddogg at March 08, 2010 05:23 PM (OlN4e)

It's the NEW Navy.

Thems is fightin' words.  I have a fondness for the Zoomies.

All who wear an American uniform are dear to me, mpfs.  We'z only kidding around here as we always on the interservice rivalry front.

As I read the story the other day, he was third in command and the Captain was, by all accounts, a real prick you did NOT want to deal with.

He made it high enough to be third in command without anyone outing him as a pervert? He never pulled anything before that?

He made it high enough to be third in command without anyone outing him as a pervert? He never pulled anything before that?

Posted by: maddogg at March 08, 2010 05:28 PM (OlN4e)

He jumped the right guys.

Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock."

I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, I've got a real problem."

"That's what I was thinking  too.  Taking a big chance mounting another guy or sticking your hand down his pants if ya don't know his orientation....especially on a Navy ship."

True. But less of a chance if you are the other guy's superior officer. Which is allegedly the case. Could just be a smear job on Massa. When these things are alledged without being investigated, you never really know the truth. 

Someone please explain to me why the closet gheys are always getting caught doing pervy stuff? Heterosexuals don't mount sleeping people of the opposite sex, that I have heard or do the wide stance thing.

You're absolutely right, dagny. Closet gays always do that pervy stuff. Heterosexuals never mount sleeping people, or do the wide stance thing.

Do you ever leave the house? Or talk to anyone? Or walk and chew gum at the same time?

Some of the details in the rumors reported by Bob Lonsberry in the accompanying link sound kinda fishy to me.  Lots of warning bells going off inside my head as a former Navy officer and disabled veteran.

Like the "self-service laundry" on the cruiser he was on.  Never heard of such a thing on a ship cruiser-size or smaller.  The laundry facilities on ships are usually pretty large and aren't made to be run where anyone can just pop in and do his own laundry.  There's a unique rating in the navy that handles Ships Services and they do all the laundry (among other things).  And they do it in-bulk (understand that even with evaporators on board, water on a ship is always at a premium). 

And the Navy as a service is VERY obsessed with position and class and it would be frowned upon for an officer to do his own laundry (even if it were possible).

And I've never seen junior officer quarters on a ship cruiser-size or smaller "four decks below" (or above) other officers quarters. 

And on board a ship like the Jouette, a Navy Lieutenant (O-3) would be generally be considered a junior officer (I left the Navy as an O-3 with almost eight years service, yet I was still considered a "junior officer").  Yet Massa is rooming with one in senior officers quarters?

Additionally, on board a ship like the Jouette, a Department Head (which the Combat Systems Officer is) would likely have his OWN stateroom and not have to share.  Especially if (as noted) he was the 3rd most senior officer on board.  Every Department Head on the cruiser I served aboard had his own stateroom.

And a Lieutenant Commander as the 3rd most senior officer on a ship like the Jouette (a Belknap Class cruiser) would also be most unusual.  The cruiser that I was on had three full commanders on board (the XO and two Department Heads).

I could be wrong and each and every one of these rumors may be 100% factually correct.  I just smell dead fish.

You're absolutely right, dagny. Closet gays always do that pervy stuff. Heterosexuals never mount sleeping people, or do the wide stance thing.

Take it easy, butt-nut.

I remind my fellow morons that Rahm studied to be a ballerina at one point in his lifelong temper tantrum against normal society.

I understand the "powerful man don't tell on him" syndrome, I guess, but I find it so difficult to believe that in all these years none of this behavior (the surprise mounting of fellow Navy men) has come out.

And also, agree with others who are puzzled why this behavior is A-OK with Democrats as long as the person votes their way and suddenly becomes wrong when they don't.

Posted by: dagny at March 08, 2010 05:31 PM (xTpw2)

While the PC crowd bangs on you for even asking the question...

Aggressive sexuality is a much greater part of gay culture than it is in straight culture.

I think he has truly jumped the big L Libertarian shark now.

Posted by: Vic at March 08, 2010 05:26 PM (QrA9E)

I'm reluctant to defend Beck, but he did add the phrase ( with emphasis ) "In Europe" after saying that, 'the right is fascism and the left is communism'

It's still wrong--and he had just mentioned Wilders.  But sometimes Beck talks faster than he thinks

Wow mpfs,

That absolutely proves everything that was said. Closet gays are always doing pervy stuff. They should all be locked up, or fixed... or something. Why judge people on their individual merits, instead of as a group?

That's just so ... conservative, right?

Double posts aren't necessarily bad.  Two angles.  Twice the chance for linkage.  Wikio ratings go up.  The $$ come in.

Ace can then afford to have Hobos and Valu-Rite delivered, ergo more post time and less life risking.

44  C'mon.  It was the NAVY.  What do you expect?
ahhemmmm, it was a navy OFFICER

where's cdr m? _heh

104

Rachel Maddow's tool fears my strap-on.

Ha ha!

Just slumming through the American Thinker article about Keith Olbermann and someone in the comments referred to him as "Olbumen".

I dunno. I find the Navy stories a little suspect. If I were to wake up with some homo fiddling with my fly..or "mounting" me...whatever the hell that means..

I would beat the living fuck out of him...superior officer or not

These constant references of "Massa" makes AOSHQ the most racist site on the Internet.

It's like the old AOSHQ but with 150% more of teh racism. I'm waiting for a flaming skull in blackface.

I'm reluctant to defend Beck, but he did add the phrase ( with emphasis ) "In Europe" after saying that, 'the right is fascism and the left is communism'

The "in Europe" really didn't help him any. Of course it was in Europe, that is where fascism was invented in the first place. It was left wing then and it is left wing now.  Besides that he came back and repeated it severable more times later without that.

as someone with 14 1/2 sea time, i have no clue what happens in the staterooms but i can guarantee if a dude tried to mount another dude while sleeping in the engineering berthing, there would be blood, lots of it

sea story!!! back on the fid underway in like 86, 87, some MM booter woke up to a perv touching his dingdong, he reached down, grabbed his steel toe boot and hospitalized the guy

And here we go with the gay melodrama and theatrics.

Obama, I have yet to see you add a comment here that does not insult or name call. You might want to take a look back in the archives and see when Ace had to warn posters about getting out-of-hand with the homophobic insults.I just pointed out that dag might want to use words other than always and never when talking about groups.

Your game seems to be insulting and rude and make derogatory comments, then to point out gleefully that the insultee is overreacting when they naturally respond.

I won't play your game. 

Posted by: mpfs at March 08, 2010 05:23 PM (iYbLN)

sure do.  How are you doing this fine evening?

sure do.  How are you doing this fine evening?

Posted by: CDR M at March 08, 2010 05:55 PM (s9bza)

Still at work.  It's only 3pm.  Be nice.

44  C'mon.  It was the NAVY.  What do you expect?
ahhemmmm, it was a navy OFFICER

where's cdr m? _heh

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 08, 2010 05:46 PM (9IazR)

This whole story is fishy.  As Tiger stated above, a lot of it does not make sense based on actual experience.  Not saying it could not have happened as I have seen some strange shit in my career but this is fishy.

155 i agree with the fishy part

the mount thing doesn't pass the smell test at all, there is no way word wouldn't have gotten to the xo somehow or minimum a change of staterooms

Still at work.  It's only 3pm.  Be nice.

Posted by: mpfs at March 08, 2010 05:56 PM (iYbLN)

I'm always nice!  Last night was just drunken shennanigans!

157  Then again, I'm not in the Shoe Navy so who knows, this could be SOP!  Aviators don't do this.

nope, blackshoes don't do it either

hmmmmmmm, you know, the bubbleheads are kind of wierd..........

Posted by: mpfs at March 08, 2010 05:51 PM (iYbLN)

Hiw did you find out? Did he jump you?

155 i agree with the fishy part

the mount thing doesn't pass the smell test at all, there is no way word wouldn't have gotten to the xo somehow or minimum a change of staterooms

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 08, 2010 06:04 PM (9IazR)

I would think that something like this would've ended up back then as a mysterious man overboard.

oh, and for the record, just wait till a dude from one of the lower services screw up and get caught

payback baby, ohhhhhhh yeah

The ONLY time I ever saw any overtly homosexual act while I was in the Navy occurred while I was at A school in N. Chicago.  While making the rounds as "fire watch" in the barracks I caught two guys in the lounge "making out" about 4 am. I went back to the MAA office and reported it to the duty chief who followed me back to "catch" them.

They were gone by then of course.  But that was the ONLY time I saw anything like that in 7 years in the Navy. I suspect those two that were in the lounge didn't last long because in those days it was good for a bad conduct discharge.

Bill Cosby wasn't accused of sexual misconduct until he criticised the coarse, anti-intellectual stance of black pop culture, including the ubiquitous use of the racial epithet, "ni**er."

I don't believe you could go one night behaving like this in the Navy, without two or three people beating you into a bloody puddle. It's really no different than what would have happened to you had you pulled this crap at summer camp.

Mr. D'oh just called before leaving work.  He's been out of the loop and didn't know about Massa, Dan Rather, nothin'.  When I told him about Rather, he lol'd.  When I told him about Massa, he said, "Man, if I was showering and some douche like Rahm approached me, naked, in the shower and shoved his finger in my face, or poked me in the chest, I'd have wiped the shower floor with him."

I love Mr. D'oh.

That's because he's a real man! 

177  no, i mean like four ______ (fill in service) caught on film giving each other dirty sanchez's and one of them is a congressmen

i blame clinton for this because of the tailgate aftereffects, back in the day we only harrassed hot chicks

This whole story is fishy.  As Tiger stated above, a lot of it does not make sense based on actual experience.  Not saying it could not have happened as I have seen some strange shit in my career but this is fishy

I have to disagree.  The problem is that there isn't anything "fishy" in this story.

God Bless you CDR M!  And thank you so much for your service.

Help me here.  Poor memory. Ass Crooks?  Butt Cooks?  Tail Cooks?

Ah....   Tailhook.

189  thanks, so glad i went and got some fresh coffee

but then again, ups is on the way with the new lappy so screw the screen

Yes, you are on shore duty now, but you are willing to put yourself in harm's way to serve your country.  I really do appreciate your service and sacrifice as well as those who are serving overseas.  I so agree with you about Joe Biden and this administration taking credit for the sucess in Iraq.  I also harbor a lot of ill will towards the media that did everything it could to harm our troops and undermine President Bush when he was CinC.  Now they too are spreading the false meme that Iraq is going well because of Obama.  I can only imagine how you must feel. 

195  amen to that

(i did the war stationed in the italian riviera sipping caffe lattes with baileys)

When I told him about Massa, he said, "Man, if I was showering and some douche like Rahm approached me, naked, in the shower and shoved his finger in my face, or poked me in the chest, I'd have wiped the shower floor with him."

Generally it's not a good idea to start a fight when your balls are hanging out there like a football waiting to be kicked.

Generally it's not a good idea to start a fight when your balls are hanging out there like a football waiting to be kicked.

Much as I'd love to kick Rahm's, or any high-level Democrat's, ass, I wonder just what the law is regarding shooting someone who's threatening you.  It would be better than a threesome with Andrea Tantaros and Tracy Byrnes to have some Demapuke higher-up get in my face threateningly, and then surprise him by blowing his fracking head off--and get away with it scot-free.

Yeah, I know a lot of states have interpreted self-defense to require "equal force"--which is BS, btw, since someone who starts crap with someone he believes to be weaker doesn't deserve a fair fight--but I think there are some states where you could do it.  Not sure which ones, though.

When Nancy Puglosi screwed America in the squeakhole?

Epic spew - thanks!

Ya know, this is going to be so much fun to watch unravel.  I figure this is the Dem's "gift" to us after screwing up our Christmas....

“When I voted against the cap and trade bill, the phone rang and it was the chief of staff to the president of the United States of America, Rahm Emanuel, and he started swearing at me in terms and words that I hadn’t heard since that crossing the line ceremony on the USS New Jersey in 1983,” Massa said. “And I gave it right back to him, in terms and words that I know are physically impossible.”…

Massa slammed House Maj. Leader Steny Hoyer for discussing a House ethics committee inquiry, accusing Hoyer of lying in an effort to eliminate an opponent of health care. Hoyer said last week he heard in early Feb. about allegations against Massa, and that he told MassaÂ’s office to report the allegations to the ethics committee.

“Steny Hoyer has never said a single word to me at all, never, not once,” Massa said. “Never before in the history of the House of Representatives has a sitting leader of the Democratic Party discussed allegations of House investigations publicly, before findings of fact. Ever.”

“I was set up for this from the very, very beginning,” he added. “The leadership of the Democratic Party have become exactly what they said they were running against.”

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