must run with virtually every conservative ad in the fall

Works for weight loss, too. Eeeeesh.

That's creepier than anything I saw while playing Dante's Inferno.

Fucking Romulan

I thought a bridge troll from a Brother's Grimm fairy tale came to life.

The latest poll show the Cackler of the House at 11% approval.

YOU GO GIRL

Nancy, "How do you like our 220?"

How do you like the taste of my ass?

41 One thing's for sure: She fucking stomped on your knuckleheads everybody.

FIFY, ergie.  But you're so blinded by liberalism that you think that's a good thing.

Posted by: Scoop Jackson at March 23, 2010 03:20 PM (vsoRI)

Look up "pyrrhic victory."

Then look up "Sword of Damocles."

Then, just look up.

"My god , but that Ms. DiLauro is a lovely creature !!!!!"

She's almost as attractive as I.

Every.Fucking.Political.Ad.  The blood boils. It will be totally effective. They could not have written a better script for the opposition or provided better optics. Pelosi and gang are straight out of central casting. We need to hammer these images into the minds of every American. Every.Day.

Remember the pilot episode of Star Trek, with those vaguely female wizards who could conjure up hallucinations for Capt. Pike by pulsing their heads?

Mentally shave hers, then try not to scream.

It's not an intellectual thing

Politics isn't intellectual any more. It's not even emotional. It's tribal.

The task for our side is to convince the perennially undecided voters that the Democrats are like the freaky villainous raider gang from the Mad Max movies, and that they want nothing to do with that clan.

Want to buy toilet stall with this image on it.

You could make a fortune selling urinal targets with that image on them.

"The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it."

And you were fishing at Chernoble

Posted by: Niles Standish at March 23, 2010 03:14 PM (fGMGp)

Fixed.

"I mean she can't have a dick can she?"

Why not?  I do.

11%

_{that will be all....}

I'm surprized Nanzi didn't break some sutures, contorting her "face" like that.

"One thing's for sure: She fucking stomped on your knuckleheads."

She probably wouldn't have, had I not been so busy throwing a world class hump into your mother, you shit stain.

You know where I remember Pelosi's  glee previously?

back in sept, 2008 when we crashed 550 billion had been stolen? and Nancy and Reid came out happier than hell waving the Tarp bill.

I sincerely hope that a hot, excruciating, searing pain strikes her bowels some hours before they explode.

Too bad the AIDS outbreak in the Castro in the late 70's didn't bleed over into Russian and Nob Hills.

What. A. Fucking. Cunt.

I hate Rosa diLauro for being Italian. Wait - maybe she's Puerto Rican?

A girl can hope...

I'm surprised Pelosi's face is still flexible enough to laugh.  With the repeated Botox injections and such...

btw, is Botox still taxed?  Even if it was, there's probably some sneaky provision in the bill where Pelosi can get it for free or something.

 "How do you like our 220?"

I got your 220 right here. Two hots and a common.

And when it's all done? I'll still be an angry little impotent pussy, with daddy issues.

Do you really think these evil vile people do not have a plan to keep their seats this fall.... Do you think they passed this without asurance that they will not be voted out.

I do not, We can count on at least another Wall Street engineered crisis in OCT, Acorn is not dead just moving to another name and address.

Every large Bank with any kind of Mortgage exposure is insolvent, all it takes is a trigger

Look at their faces, they are not worried at all

Posted by: RushBabe at March 23, 2010 03:32 PM (LKkE

It is their religion. They will light candles to her as they die of curable diseases.

I hate Rosa diLauro for being Italian. Wait - maybe she's Puerto Rican?

A girl can hope...

Posted by: kallisto at March 23, 2010 03:32 PM (+FkcS)

Marriage?

Hahahahaha, who am I kidding _{(besides that only raises more questions -- like Who would? Why? How?)}

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 23, 2010 03:34 PM (gTdgM)

Will's dad?

This should be the ad sent to women ages 18-34

This is your brain.

This is your brain on liberalism.

Any questions?

Posted by: Jay in Ames at March 23, 2010 03:33 PM (UEEex)

__________________

That sounds right; I don't usually watch him, though.  It really needs to be done professionally.  Have that great photo of Stretch-hag taunting America, then voiceover of the "no money changed hands", then a nice crawl of the bribes over her face.  T'will be most powerful.

"Do you really think these evil vile people do not have a plan to keep their seats this fall.... "

We closed.  Right.  We just renamed ourselves and will be bigger and more vote fraudin' than ever.  The DOJ has our six.  Suckers !!!!!!!!!!

Look at their faces, they are not worried at all

Posted by: chimpy_hussein_mcBain at March 23, 2010 03:35 PM (DLaJY)

Fiscal collapse = Emergency powers, no?

I just  used the DNCC to send her this nice thank-you note:

You miserable, lying, mewling, Communist piece of shit scruntface!  You leave a trail of slime and corruption wherever you slither.

When you and your gang of rapists of liberty crossed the street, gavel in hand, I could only imagine that your gavel was the executioner's axe being brought to bear on the throats of my children.

Your rape of liberty will no go unpunished, you miserable rogue.  You may think that the worst tha could happen to you us being fired in November; but God sees the truth, and waits.  There is a special place in Hell reserved for the worst of the worst.  Give my regards to the others who have been responsible for the murder of untold millions of innocents when you arrive.  YOU BITCH.

Most Sincerely,
Truman North

P.S. Send your goons to rough me up if you dare!

#120  Thanks for that..ewww!

/But I may never sleep again.

ACE: this needs a sound track attached. The one from Austin Powers, with his cohorts cackling along with him.

Could that be added?

You have to admit, Ace's advice on pudding futures is really paying off.  Who'd think a 70-year-old could pump so much pudding? Her back will cave in.

Maybe we could start a Heloise column. She'll have to clean up eventually.

Just what I like to see, my favorite CT representatives, Larsen and Rosa De-Ugly, yucking it up with Bella Pelosi.

Here's my catty comment of the day.  That's the same suit she wore to the State of the Union address.  It's SEIU purple though, nice touch.

139 Hey guys how would you like to see that mouth coming at you?

I'd impale myself with the Blade of Olympus before I'd let that come too close to me.

Want to buy toilet stall with this image on it.

"You better buy helmets, knuckleheads. It's gonna be a rough ride."

That's exactly what I told your sister before I bent her ass over the bannister, fuckstick.

Nancy's fucking hideous, but who's the female troglodyte behind her.

Guk'Toll the Skirmisher; Medium Humanoid; CR: 1;  LA: +2; HD: 2d8+4; AC: 15 (-1 Dex, +6 Natural Bonus); AL: Chaotic Evil; Special Attacks: Stench; Treasure: 33% coins, 33% goods, 33% items.

She's, what? 70 years old or something? Sooner or later all those Botox injections are going to have a cumulative effect on her brain. She'll either A) end up as a drooling vegetable getting sponge baths from some poor servant or B) end up in the grips of screaming madness throwing her own feces at orderlies.

Either option makes me smile inside.

Posted by: Ghost of a Minuetman killed on Lexington Green at March 23, 2010 03:19 PM (pLTLS)

THREAD WINNER

#157 Humility?

You didn't know?  Shouting out "Yes we can" or "Yes we did" after the vote is the very definition of "humility".

Mine only required two fingers.  Separate hands, though.

Rosa DiLauro, (D - Mordor)

Posted by: Alec Leamas at March 23, 2010 03:14 PM (IVQSY)

She is vomit inducingly ugly

"You know, we could fail to oust the Democrats in November. Could be that the country doesn't mind socialism. If we don't give the GOP a massive majority in the House, then this country as we've known it is done. Just done. Thomas Sowell writes about this today at NRO. November is it. Fucking last chance."

1. Move to Texas

2. Enlist in National Guard & State Defense Force.

3. Grab PANTEX

4. Announce secession

5. Ask Barry & San Fran Nan: "Who's yer daddy, bee-yotches?"

Here is the same image of Pelosi and friends, but it includes Ron Wood.

John Larson, former high school teacher, firmly entrenched in East Hartford, CT politics for years.  Mom got him job as a teacher, she was a big wig on Board of Education.

I had him in my freshman year, tried to get me and another kid in class to vote for Jimmah Carter in mock election, I told him I wasn't that stupid.

He beat up my uncle when they were kids, my Dad says that had he known he'd grow up to be such an asshole he would have beat the living shit out of him when they were young.

This feels like a guerrilla campaign in the making

Starve the fucking beast.  Barter.  Deal with people who take cash on a non-reporting basis.  Those that can – enter a deal with the underground economy as much as possible.

John Dennis is running against her.  Here is his website.

http://www.johndennis2010.com/

Let's see if Nancy is laughing after this November.

Nancy's fucking hideous, but who's the female troglodyte behind her.

Guk'Toll the Skirmisher; Medium Humanoid; CR: 1;  LA: +2; HD: 2d8+4; AC: 15 (-1 Dex, +6 Natural Bonus); AL: Chaotic Evil; Special Attacks: Stench; Treasure: 33% coins, 33% goods, 33% items.

Posted by: Entropy at March 23, 2010 03:46 PM (IsLT6)

Fucking FULL of win.

Nancy's fucking hideous, but who's the female troglodyte behind her.

Guk'Toll the Skirmisher; Medium Humanoid; CR: 1;  LA: +2; HD: 2d8+4; AC: 15 (-1 Dex, +6 Natural Bonus); AL: Chaotic Evil; Special Attacks: Stench; Treasure: 33% coins, 33% goods, 33% items.

Posted by: Entropy at March 23, 2010 03:46 PM (IsLT6)

Thread winner.

#191  She would melt away like in the Wizzard of Oz.

Doubt it.  The Botox has made her skin inflexible and impervious to water attacks.

Just one question - Was this picture taken before or after the green puke spewed from her mouth and her head started spinning around in circles. 

I'm thinking that it must be before since she hasn't yet been impaled by a large cross.

Bela Pelosi -  I bet that would be a good "separated at birth" post.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at March 23, 2010 03:11 PM (d7k0J)

Good god, what is that thing?  I thought Pelosi had the prize for most ugly denizen of DC?

#191  She would melt away like in the Wizzard of Oz.

Doubt it.  The Botox has made her skin inflexible and impervious to water attacks.

Botox? Were talking re-bar reinforced concrete at this point.

 enter a deal with the underground economy as much as possible.

Uh, is there such a thing?  (feeling stupid for asking)

1. Move to Texas

2. Enlist in National Guard & State Defense Force.

3. Grab PANTEX

4. Announce secession

5. Ask Barry & San Fran Nan: "Who's yer daddy, bee-yotches?"

Y'know, I dearly love California. Always have, always will. But this is sounding more and more attractive by the day.

Luckily, our company has a facility in Waxahachie, along with two of the partners, so I've got a place to go, if it becomes necessary.

I really wish, when the GOP takes back control, they'd do a few tit for tat slap downs to get the oppossives attention, ie we can fuck you too.

First, I want a special entertainment tax to help bring down the deficit.  90% on the entertainment industry.  Actors, actresses, producers, directors, theatres, etc.  Well hell yes, we'll be taxing 'em twice.

Luckily, our company has a facility in Waxahachie, along with two of the partners, so I've got a place to go, if it becomes necessary.

Waxahachie is not much of an excuse for a place. You could do worse, but you'd have to work at it.

Steny Hoyer's purse is quite stylish.

Look at my proposal thusly: what do you call a state governor who's in possession of the largest nuclear weapons stockpile in North America?

You call him "sir."

That woman and her husband are among the richest of the rich people in congress.  She's worth about $60 million.

And she's laughing about stealing the last few dollars still left in the hands of the (formerly) middle class.

She is truly a hateful excuse for a human.

Luckily, our company has a facility in Waxahachie, along with two of the partners, so I've got a place to go, if it becomes necessary.

Waxahachie is not much of an excuse for a place. You could do worse, but you'd have to work at it.

I was just there last month. Reminds me of the San Joaquin Valley towns I grew up in. Plus, DFW is only 40 mi away if I need to get my urban fix. I'd gladly live in Wax before Los Angeles. I won't set foot in the LA Basin unless I'm being paid.

I won't set foot in the LA Basin unless I'm being paid.

That's worse, alrighty.

You mean the Talosians, who let their entire civilization crumble away because they preferred to sit on their asses and do nothing, who spent so many centuries wallowing in hedonism they eventually forgot how to do anything of real value, and whose solution to their crisis was to enslave other beings to take care of their affairs for them?

Oh yeah. Those little fuckers were the original Democrats.

"Wrong thinking is punishable; right thinking will be as quickly rewarded!"

Copy that photo.  Take it into the voting booth with you.   Remember what she did to you as you vote NO for each Donk.

How did Ron Wood get into the House of Reps?

Why?

They look like a bunch of trolls. I had the same reaction to the picture of them walking to the Capitol. I thought, "Look at this freak show. The Land of Misfit Toys has just taken over America.

it's just an emotional reaction to someone who just fucked you over and then cavorts joyously about it on television, dancing on your grave.

Our time for grave dancing will come.  Figuratively?  Perhaps...  Perhaps not.

The people in that image are a prime illustration of what happens to the human body when the soul within it is consumed with cancerous evil.  It oozes to the surface, and breaks down the tissues.  I would compare them to the withered Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars, but think they are far, far more evil than he is so the comparison would not be apt.

Ahh, yesssss....Nancy Pelosi's O-Face.  I remember it well, the first time I saw it, back when we were vacationing by steamer to the first World's Fair in London's Crystal Palace...

Our hands met on the railing as we watched Lady Liberty disappear off the horizon, the wind caressing her unflawed face.  Several glasses of chianti later, she was putty in my handsssss...FOR A FULL HOWWAH!

First, I want a special entertainment tax to help bring down the deficit.  90% on the entertainment industry.  Actors, actresses, producers, directors, theatres, etc.  Well hell yes, we'll be taxing 'em twice.

And if you shoot a certain amount of footage outside the country, you can't show your film here. Fuck them up the ass with a steadycam, sideways.

This is why I refused to watch the proceedings over the weekend. I fucking knew the Dems would act like this. Really, really stupid on their part, in my opinion.

#106 - Perry Farrell!  Ha!

Now I have "Been caught stealing" in my head.  Seems kinda appropriate....

I enjoy stealing

It's just as simple as that

Well it's just a simple fact

When I want something

I don't want to pay for it

I walk right through the door

Walk right through the door

Hey all right!

If I get by, it's mine

Mine all mine!

The party of Harry Truman, Scoop Jackson, and Sam Rayburn has been taken over by sociopaths.

Remarkable.....

Interesting how this is Harry Reid's bill, Pelosi kept saying she hated it and would never make her caucus vote on it, but now that it's done she is taking all the public credit for it?

I think they are hoping Republicans will focus on her and not on Harry Reid.  They know America may dislike Pelosi, but Republicans play a close game be demonizing the first female Speaker.  But they know Ameirca HATES Harry Reid.

Pelosi had the votes to pass this thing before Obama was elected.  Reid didn't.  He is the evil one in all of this.  He is the one who bribed Ben Nelson  and Mary Landrieu and Bill Nelson to get their votes.  He is the one who promised the moon to Arlen Specter to get him to switch parties.  He is the one who rushed a vote on Christmas Eve, before the people of Massachusetts could speak. 

Never forget, this bill would not be law today unless Harry Reid had 60 votes, even though he doesn't have them now.  Nancy may have gotten her 220, but never foget that it passed the Senate by ONE VOTE.  A Senate majority that included six unelected Senators, a Senator who stole his election, a Senator who won only because the Washington Post openly campaigned for him, and another Senator who won only because the incumbent was illegally prosecuted.

This vote in the Senate is illegitimate.  I do not feel bound to honor it.

One night Keith Richards and I got together to do some lines. A couple grams and a bottle of Dos Equis later, we found ourselves entwined in a mad passionate embrace. We boinked with abandon for the next four hours.

Nine months later, Rosa di Lauro was born.

Nancy's O face? 

DO NOT WANT.

NEED BRAIN BLEACH.

I'd like to use Rosa DiLauro's face as a brake pad.

Ooops...looks like someone already has.

Ace,

I wish you could give a little warning before posting a picture like that. I figure my testicles will take about 3 weeks now to re-descend.

#217 Add:

And think of that picture, knowing that they (and their staff who wrote this abomination of a bill) took care to exempt themselves from the bill that you must live under.  

"DeLauro smokes 5 packs a day with a face like that."

Soon.  She'll get one pack per day.  My barbed cock, packed in her ass.

Posted by: right at March 23, 2010 04:28 PM (EquV1)

I'm pretty much done giving a flying fuck what the assholes on the other side of the aisle think, own, or care. This is war, and I'll do whatever I can to fuck them over. Picture is copywrited? Damned shame that.

Caption for this pic:

"UNLIMITED POWAAAAHH!"

Needs some Force lightning for effect. 

Posted by: 57 States at March 23, 2010 04:10 PM (kbH+o)

God, that made me laugh.

I wish they would have dumped the Gatorade down her blouse.

ewww--Iggy Stooge

"Copy that photo.  Take it into the voting booth with you."

Tape it to the wall.  Leave it behind for the next voter to contemplate.

The GOP has to quit apologizing for speaking out. They allow themselves to be bullied too often. Neugebauer or whatever his name is should of said "Hell yes I meant what I said so fuck off" -This civility stuff has to stop. They don't play by the rules why should we?

Photoshop her face as if it had never been pumped full of botox and with her hair curled just a tad more forward and around her face...voila, the Emperor cackling while Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker duked it out at the end of Episode VI.

Seriously.

""UNLIMITED POWAAAAHH!""

Add Seig Heil!  And you're there.

Preamble to the Repeal of the Health Care Reform Bill

WE THE PEOPLE in order to to restore a more perfect union, re-establish the will of the majority, insure individual autonomy, provide for sound public finance, promote respect for the rule of law, DO CONDEMN and SHALL REPEAL the Health Care Reform Act of the 111th Congress of the United States of America 

So far we still have the American flag. And the National Anthem. Hot dogs, apple pie...all things American that they hate. They're probably in the process now of recreating a new United Socialist States of Obama.

Posted by: Dang at March 23, 2010 04:51 PM (UA4gE)

Wow, you're right...who/what is that???

Posted by: Buzzsaw

I beg your pardon.

Damn, forgot "secure the blessings of liberty for oursels and our posterity froman overreaching federal government"

Let's go again

WE THE PEOPLE of the United States of America, in order to restore our more perfect union re-establish the will of the majority, insure individual autonomy, provide for the sound public finance, promote the general respect for the rule of law, and secure the blessings of libert for ourselves and our posterity from an overreaching federal government DO CONDEMN and SHALL REPEAL this Health Care Reform Act of the 111th Congress of the United States of America 

I just Obamaized this photo of Pelosi cackling with the subtitle DROP DEAD AMERICA. Enjoy. http://theantlion.wordpress.com/

I think the thing on the right means that Nancy has released the Kraken - thus the evil cackle. 

The creature on the right explains the Dem's fondness for abortion - it's too bad it wasn't legal back before she was hatched....

Pelosi looks like an ad for Poli-Grip -

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2010 04:13 PM (I/MqP)

Nice courthouse, though...

Woo-woo! We win!

Eat my shoe, motherfuckers!

it's not me yer fookers!!

Thats Nancy's not so Botoxed step sister.