1 hmmm

2 I drew Big Mo first thing this morning. Then dropped his turbin on him and flushed.

3

I know where you can see a photo of Mohammed:

just type in goatse . . . .what??

4
@:-[

DRAWN! (also been in my name link forever)

5 I don't think they were wearing the ninja costumes till the seventies. Quoting Mark Steyn, "It is no more ancient and traditional than platform shoes, bell bottoms, and cheesecloth shirts."

6 Yet, oddly, everybody and his cousin in Mo'land is named Mohammed.

7 So in other words, a bunch of primitive screwheads don't know jack about their own bullshit religion.

Whoever would have guessed?

8 I'm glad you chose this respectful image rather than something that might offend Muslims, but damn he sure looks ghey. And why's he holding that donkey dick?

9 Muhammad

10 *~@:{(>

11 And why's he holding that donkey dick? Posted by: Bugler at May 20, 2010 07:48 PM (VXBR1) he is holding the donkey dick while he looks for the key to the pitchers mound

12 Well it turns out that the tradition of not picturing Mohammed is a relatively recent one - one that really only appeared in the 1600's.

It didn't appear outside Muslim theocracies until 2005. It can eat a dick. Mohammed's, if it prefers.

13 Fuck Mohammed

14

15 Fuck Mohammed

Winnah, Winnah, Halaal Dinnah!

 

15 ~0((:-)>
*~0((:-)>



BOOM!! I KEE YOU

16

15- Now, that isnt nice to say.

It isnt Mos fault that these idiots are twisting his words around. Now is it?

17 Day-by-Day did a Rorschach test which seemed clever to me.

18 OT:  Bret Michaels ain't long for this world.

19 Fuck Mohammed Posted by: beerologist at May 20, 2010 08:00 PM (tgXx6) Never met him, but I know his brother Dick Mohammed

20 I like how the ban on depicting Mohammed was originally intended as a means of preventing idolatry.  What's happened is the Islamotards have elevated Mohammad to divine status, and effectively worship a man.  That's true "irony" right?

Not that man worship is new behavior for them...

21 Who'd a thunk Mo was white???

22

Here:

(((:{>

23 24, nice turban. Couture?

24 good thing you reminded me!
I sculpted mohamed after breakfast and I forgot to mark the checklist on the door. I hope my roommate didn't notice....

25 Who'd a thunk Mo was white??? Posted by: sTevo at May 20, 2010 08:03 PM (zIUsq) He isn't. Mo is from Panama and pitches for the Yankees

26

Blogmocracy has some good Mo pics up.  Im confused though.  Is this the overnight thread Maet?  heh. 

 

:-)>>>> 

27 Muhammad

Posted by: Fish at May 20, 2010 07:49 PM (M5t+h)

Float like a butterfly, sting like a SCIMITAR ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK, YOU SCUM-SUCKING, CROSS-WORSHIPPING, INFIDEL DOG!

28 Whilst Bashing Wall Street, Obama Upstaged by Rat

29 @29
":-)>>>>"

What in the flaming hell. It isn't "Draw ZZ Top Day!"

30

#32

Ok that made me laugh.  I might do a better job if I was to receive some government funding though...

31 #28  Well of course they don't.  Just look at the crusades.  Them getting all pissed off about them and using them for justification is like if Americans were pissed about the Revolutionary War, War of 1812, and the Spanish American War.

And the irony about that is that it was the Muslim expansion out of the Iberian Peninsula that caused the Crusades. 

32 28 8 So in other words, a bunch of primitive screwheads don't know jack about their own bullshit religion.

Their basic texts are full of contradictions, and in a more intelligent time they interpreted them differently. Unfortunately the entire culture is apparently getting dumber and more extreme.
Islam is a real life Idiocracy but instead of 'batin they are prayin.

33
Iowntheworld has some funny pix. I would prefer a performance art piece. One big ass atomic warhead dropped on the black cube, titled "The prophet sneezes".

34 Whilst Bashing Wall Street, Obama Upstaged by Rat

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 20, 2010 08:09 PM (9YYmo)

Looks like a gopher to me.

35

 

( _o )

mohammed is a saggy boob

36 * ; font-family: Times New Roman;">~@:{(>

Posted by: Say What? at May 20, 2010 07:49 PM (vwh8M)

Why does he have a flower growing out of his turban?

37

:-)>>>> 

Posted by: Delta Smelt

+4 Flaming Sword if I've even seen one.

38 @ 39, it's a lit fuse...duh

39

 

( )_*( )

mohammed is an ass

40 +4 Flaming Sword if I've even seen one.

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at May 20, 2010 08:14 PM (zgd5N)

Who are you calling flaming, honey?

41 Banzai!!!

42 A lot of behavior that radical Islamists insist on today in western countries are actually traditions that got added to Islam long after it was founded. People keep saying that radical Islam is a problem and that Islam needs a reformation. But what if it's already had a reformation and what we see now is it?

43
That rat can only mean that Obama is really Nosferatu. Now the birth certificate and Connecticut SS number begin to make sense...

44 Mohammad looks incredibly white in that picture, like all those portraits of a Norwegian Jesus. (Not comparing the importance of the 2 figures, only their depiction.) He actually almost looks like a European Oriental.

45

 I'm not into gratuitously insulting people's religious beliefs

You're being too PC, Maet.  This isn't a religion.  It's a political ideology masquerading as a religion.  A "holy book" that advises you to kill those who don't believe what you do ain't so holy.

46 If you look closely you can see Mo demonstrating the secret gesture with his left hand.

47

You're being too PC, Maet.  This isn't a religion.  It's a political ideology masquerading as a religion.  A "holy book" that advises you to kill those who don't believe what you do ain't so holy.

Posted by: RushBabe at May 20, 2010 08:17 PM (W8m8i)

I disagree.  In my religion I get to bang all the wimmins I want.  I expect you and everyone else to honor my religion.

48 I'm taking the moral high ground on this.

Why I Won't Be Participating in 'Draw M******* Day' (PBUH)

49

@ 49.

I think he is saying, "Brother, give me some skin."

50 Damn, The Mohammedans are quick.  I just received my 1st death threat.  They were offended that I made The Prophet look like ZZ Top.  Al was right. 

51 Did you know that of the 12 wifes Mohammed had, his favorite was the 7 year-old?  Being the gentleman that he was at 51, he waited till she was 9 before he consumated the "marriage."

52 It's fairly common that when a belief system doesn't create the results the believers were expecting, they blame the failure on the insufficient purity of themselves and the people around them.  So they start trying to enforce stricter and stricter codes of conduct in an effort to make their group pure enough to create the wonderful results they believe in.  And they can't brook any dissent or deviation from their purity codes by insiders or by the outside world (which is why they either isolate themselves or try to destroy outsiders).

Anyone who spent time at Little Green Footballs should recognize this pathology.

53

I wiped my ass with a page from the Koran once. In a lot of Arab countries the hotels have Korans in the bedside table, like they do with bibles here. So this one time I'm staying at a hotel in Jordan, and something (I don't remember what it was) had me pissed off and disgusted with muslims, so I tore a page out of the room's Koran and used it for toilet paper. I then stuck my little "portrait of Mohammad" back in the Koran.

I was totally paranoid after I checked out that sombody would find my "work" before I got out of the country, and they would arrest me at the airport and throw me in some special prison for defiant kufar.

54 I'm taking the moral high ground on this.

Why I Won't Be Participating in 'Draw M******* Day' (PBUH)

Posted by: iowahawk at May 20, 2010 08:19 PM (veL4N)

Seth's blood is on your hands.  Can I shake your hand?

55

Anyone who spent time at Little Green Footballs..

I plead guilty to this.  Much to my embarrassment.  I'm less ashamed of some of my drunken high school antics than I am of ever giving that mentally ill buffoon any traffic. 

56 I like the way they come up with a religion that not only tells them how to act and believe but what everyone on the entire fucking planet is allowed to do.  Kinda makes me want to take the time to draw a pic just to piss them off. 

57 Off topic, but Muhammad Ali can give you a hand job just by gently holding your penis.

58

@Iowahawk

Off topic...Thank you for T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII and John Evans Evans John.  Dats some funny stuff right there.  The former has been a sock goldmine for me.

59 I think the United States Supreme Court still has a depiction of Mohammed on the walls. Sword in one hand, koran in the other.

One of the few times I agreed with CAIR. I'd like it off the wall.

Posted by: Upscale Community Organizing Thought Criminal at May 20, 2010 08:24 PM (IhHdM)

Is it up there to symbolize how tough we are on child molesterers?

60 I'm shocked, shocked to find that Islamic outrage is based on a lie.

61 59 I like the way they come up with a religion that not only tells them how to act and believe but what everyone on the entire fucking planet is allowed to do.  Kinda makes me want to take the time to draw a pic just to piss them off.

And they've got demographics on their side.

62 And they've got demographics on their side.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 20, 2010 08:26 PM (c0A3e)

Yeah.  It's time to spread abortion to the Dar al Islam.

63 Why I Won't Be Participating in 'Draw M******* Day' (PBUH)
Posted by: iowahawk

Ululululululuululululuul!

64 32 @29
":-)>>>>"

What in the flaming hell. It isn't "Draw ZZ Top Day!"
Posted by: Al

Every goat crazy 'bout a sheet dressed imam...

65

And they've got demographics on their side.

They breed like Catholics are supposed to.

66
I like how the ban on depicting Mohammed was originally intended as a means of preventing idolatry.  What's happened is the Islamotards have elevated Mohammad to divine status, and effectively worship a man.  That's true "irony" right?

Not that man worship is new behavior for them...
Posted by: wooga

I thought they worshiped that moon-rock stuffed into the silver urinal on the corner of that big black cube thingy.

67

They breed like Catholics are supposed to.

Posted by: Weirdo at May 20, 2010 08:28 PM (XBdMr)

I blame Mohammed Ali.

68

My peeps are keepin up with the Muslims....

(Just another reason to vote for me in 2012.  Better get onboard morons.)

69 Coexist, everyone!

70 "After slamming Jesus and Christians countless times, I would qualify as the biggest hypocritical pussy in Hollywood if I didn't give that psychotic medieval child molester the vigorous cartoon anal raping which he so richly deserves," MacFarlane has reportedly said. 

That rates as about the funniest thing you've ever written, Mr. Burge.

For anyone who doesn't get the joke, here's the sad reality:

Seth MacFarlane’s recent comment, “I think any combination of angry plus deity equals danger… If it were me and I was in this situation, , ‘OK, is this worth being shot? Is this the funniest joke ever written?”

Fortunately for Seth MacFarlane, his testicular deficiency will protect him from ever putting himself in that situation.

71

#73

I agree. O'exist!

72 Coexist, everyone!

Posted by: Darrel Harb at May 20, 2010 08:31 PM (SwkdU)

You dare take the Crescent of Islam and put it on the same bumper sticker as the symbols of infidels, polytheists and atheists?  I KEEL YOU!!!

73 People keep saying that radical Islam is a problem and that Islam needs a reformation. But what if it's already had a reformation and what we see now is it?

No one expects the Islamic Inquisition!  What?  You do?


Well then, never mind.

74 Does this Muhammed fellow have a newsletter?  We like the cut of his jib.

75 @ 39, it's a lit fuse...duh

Posted by: Say What? at May 20, 2010 08:14 PM (vwh8M)

Oh.  I thought you were trying to make Mohammed into an Emmet Kelly-style clown or something.  My error.

76 People keep saying that radical Islam is a problem and that Islam needs a reformation. But what if it's already had a reformation and what we see now is it?

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at May 20, 2010 08:16 PM (tsb7q)

What we see now is a Restoration, an attempt by fundamentalists to restore the religion to its original state of militancy and drive for conquest.

77 #81  What we see now is a Restoration, an attempt by fundamentalists to restore the religion to its original state of militancy and drive for conquest.

Right, which the Islamists see as the solution to reverse their decline.

78 Mohammy

79 While I love Iowahawk and just read his take on his oh-so-brave stand on this controversy*, I would have loved to  have seen him get banned from LFG (sic). Would have been an epic blog experience.

_{* not}

Posted by: Upscale Community Organizing Thought Criminal at May 20, 2010 08:42 PM (IhHdM)

What actually happened was ten thousand times better.  Mr. Chucky noticed that LGF had been quietly de-linked from Iowahawk's blogroll -- no fanfare, no big "I can't stand Charles Johnson" announcement -- and he whined and wailed about the "ingratitude" and how "LGF made Iowahawk" and other such solipsistic shit.  Which tells you that (a) Chucky believes the sun rises and sets out of his own backside and (b) he only values "friends" to the extent that they drive traffic to his blog and thus money to his meager coffers.

80
  ^.   _{<<<<<<<< mohammed}

81

Mohammed at the pool:

http://tinyurl.com/yanw7cr

82 Maetenloch: Very well said, sir. Though you'd have to go back earlier than 1959 to silence Islamic-revivalists about the importance of the headscarf: to them that's the heart of the secular pan-Arabist age of decadence: especially Cairo University of all places!

83 of course the breed like catholics are supposed to. it's easy to do when you have multiple wives.

84 I think the United States Supreme Court still has a depiction of Mohammed on the walls. Sword in one hand, koran in the other.

One of the few times I agreed with CAIR. I'd like it off the wall.

Posted by: Upscale Community Organizing Thought Criminal at May 20, 2010 08:24 PM (IhHdM)

"Is it up there to symbolize how tough we are on child molesterers?"

The courtroom friezes are a historical series collectively known as "the lawgivers."  The south wall is the ancient world: Menes, Hammurabi, Moses, Solomon, Lycurgus, Solon, Draco, Confucius and Augustus.  The north wall is medieval and modern: Justinian, Mohammed, Charlemagne, King John, Louis IX, Grotius, Blackstone, John Marshall and Napoleon.  I wouldn't say putting them up there in that context necessarily suggests they were all entirely praiseworthy, just that they played some major part in shaping the law for some parts of the world.

85 Trying to decide between linking to one of the arts pages with a traditional image of the old geezer or using the font symbols, which are pretty darned clever, on my FB page. 

I really don't want to get into a whole debate about it with my progressive friends, but I would like to acknowledge it. 

86 Is it me, or does that thing next to his head look like Nomad from a Star Trek episode?  And after listening to him a few minutes, shouldn't it be shrieking, "Error...ERROR...ERRROORRR...!!!" before exploding...?

87 Amish? It's the Quakers. Society of Friends, my ass.

88 31 Whilst Bashing Wall Street, Obama Upstaged by Rat

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 20, 2010 08:09 PM (9YYmo)

Another Obama voter

89

The whole controvery was NEVER about drawing or not drawing Mohammad per se, Ace.  Muslims declared and acted on the belief that Islamic law is universal, that THEIR beliefs that no one should draw Mohammand meant they had a right to force NON-MUSLUMS worldwide to obey their beliefs on pain of death if they refuse.  THAT was and is the problem and THAT is why this is a good way to protest.  Not that I expect any dems or libs to understand this.

Of course, I am not surprised in the least that Facebook took the site down.  After all, I am sure they don't want a Muslum car bomb outside their corporate headquarters.  Simple protests like this will not work, not until we convince Muslims that violence agianst us will mean violence against them.

90 all of you people humiliating our beloved prophet MUHAMMAD (peace be upon him) are doing nothing to hurt us. We are strong muslims and we know how to deal with such brainless freaks like you. SOON you will know how much have you people gone astray . MARK MY WORDS. SOON YOU WILL KNOW.
   you deliberately want to hurt our sentiments on the name of " freedom of speech"
well what will you feel if i disrespect your parents on the name of " freedom of speech".
 YOU illitrate people wiil never come to know others feeling and will always do such satanic acts to spread evil and violence. surely you will come to know how wrong you are...
 
 

91 @84- Cresent Moons over  Mohammy

92 I think 98 should be reported to the Feds.

93 £@umbrella

94 Is number 98 our old friend snapdragon?  Any ideas, anyone.  In any event, whoever you are, please see my previous post.  Islamic law does not apply to the USA.  And no one in the USA cares very much when Muslims burn American flags and chant "death to America" as they often do.

95

Maet, you understand Islam a lot better than you understand the Amish. Big fucking joke and all that, but you should be ashamed of yourself.

Really conservative desert Arabs through the early 20th century believed it to be a heresy to produce an image of any living thing, and that idolaters would be called on in the day of judgement to breathe life into their creations, on pain of damnation. This made life difficult for portrait photographers. TE Lawrence wrote extensively of this superstition.

The highly filigreed decoration of Islamic art (you know, the inspiration for the design of the World Trade Center) was due to this teaching. In the Arab part of the caliphate, you would not find a painting or sculpture of a person, animal, or plant--just geometric patterns and graceful lines, based on calligraphy.

I have asked several modern Musselmen about this, and they claim never to have heard of it. Sometime in the 1900's, it went away. But if these other concepts were forgotten and revived, that one can be as well.

96 We're all home free. Doofus weighty hipster Cenk Uygur (sic?) of Young Turks infamy, who claims to have been born and raised Muslim, then had some sort of epiphany and went off all gods not actually registered to vote Democrat, made the point re: Draw Mo Day that the Koran, which he's read through more than once, does NOT direct fatwah, or even address criticism, against non-Muslims. He says the only directions as portraying the Messenger Boy or not are directed exclusivly to believers in Islam. Which would come as something of a piss-off to the Danish cartoonist who's house was fire-bombed, one would think: that those responsible for giving his publisher grief and attacking him personally and making his life a living hell and destroying his house were operating under a misreading of the Prophet's teachings, and indeed perhaps a total lack of actual familiarity with the Prophet's actual teachings. And also: what's with the vast number of portrayals of Mo by the faithful? Is it possible that a correct orthodox reading of the pertinent prophetic passages shows the Messenger was engaged in some form of Islamic irony or Koranic comedy routine, pulling the sandals of the faithful? After all, most of those portrayals are from times relatively close to when Mo lived and presided over the Meccan transportation insurance cartels. What appears to really have got their bernooses in knots is not depictions of Mo The Ham, but their religion being made sport of. Which maybe explains a lot of things: they just don't have a sense of humor. So what we need to see isn't just a one-day-a-year drawing bee, but rather they need an array of sitcoms. After all, if our own Caliph-in-Command can joke about using predator drones to go after guys with designs on his daughters, then it's like this is a full-blown concept war: the War on the Humorless. Maybe we could start by arming those predator drones with cartoons, jokes and whoopee cushions.

97 Http://laliberty.tumblr.com

98

=O-/---/^-

That's the best I can do. Will I be jihaded for giving him one short arm, one short twisted leg, and only one foot?

99 Saad @ 97: So what's he doing with the donkey dick?

100 Volk = Ummah
Anti-Semitic
Anti-Christianity
Anti-Freedom
Anti-Womens Rights
Anti-Democracy
Militaristic
Messenger of God
Leadership Principle

101 After reading through the comments here, just for grins I went and took a look at Little Green Footballs.   5 or 6  years ago I read it regularly, then stopped as I saw Charles slowly going nuts.

What did I find there today?   Every single post is an attack on the right.  Every.  One.    

Years ago his target was radical Islam.  Today it's Christianity and the right. 

Years ago all of his commenters were conservatives.    I checked a few posts, and today every one is a flaming leftist. 

Charles has completed his journey from the light to the dark side.    

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