July 24, 2010
— Dave in Texas Ok, I got a paycheck, dangling it here in front of anybody who wants this action, that says "Andrew Sullivan of the Extreme Vaginal Heartache" is sooo not done with the Trig Conspiracy.
Takers? Line up over there. By the water fountain.. no pushing.
This one is couched in the beautiful terms of "a reader writes". (This link goes to the Atlantic, if anybooger wants to send me an alternative, the lines are open).
The reader:
While it is certain that her tale is not credible, it is not just the wild ride aspect of the story that raises eyebrows; this has to be taken in the context of all the other things that don't add up about her story. The lack of a pregnant physique, and then the impossibly-morphing body shapes. The fact that no one knew. The timing of the announcement. The odd story of the too-early amniocentesis. The disappearance of Bristol, her pregnant appearance and substantiated claims that she was pregnant in 2007. The lack of any documentation whatsoever of the birth. The changing details...
St. Andrew responds, "I think this series of facts is telling. It's what has dragged me back into this again and again. But without any hard evidence, I do think we have reached an impasse here".
Really? Are we here now?
NOW?
I can't steal it all.. here, I'll add some Dave adjustments (mine completely):
the.. the absence of people moving around the streets.. the tunnels.. my God, what did those mean? Miles of tracks laid under these vast cities.. and the incredible weight of the stones. Who could have moved these to their peaks in the desert? How did they get there? And what about the faces on Easter Island? Those vaginas are not indiginous to the westward shores. Makemake does not roll that way. How did these pyramids come to be? Who's got a spare drink ticket?
The kind hearted-reader wonders, "why would you pick on a lunatic so?" (or keep boring me with this crap?).
The answer is directed toward The Atlantic, who apparently needs the hits.
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Posted by: stuiec at July 24, 2010 01:39 PM (Giyzc)
Ok, I got a paycheck, dangling it here in front of anybody who wants this action, that says "Andrew Sullivan of the Extreme Vaginal Heartache" is sooo not done with the Trig Conspiracy.
Takers? Line up over there. By the water fountain.. no pushing.
Seriously, InTrade won't even touch this one. The odds don't favor a big payout.
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 01:42 PM (t72+4)
I think that was so DiT could change "Rhino" to "Rino", though it's "RINO".
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 24, 2010 01:45 PM (LUaw0)
My guess...How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
I never believed 3 was the answer, that owl didn't look like it was on the up and up.
Posted by: DrewM. at July 24, 2010 01:46 PM (X/Lqh)
I think that was so DiT could change "Rhino" to "Rino", though it's "RINO".
Shouldn't it be RiNO? (in doesn't merit a capital i)
Yes, I'm in such a stupor from packing/cleaning/fixing shit around this house that I am actually only capable of this level of discourse.
Posted by: Y-not is sick of packing at July 24, 2010 01:47 PM (O627A)
ok put complaints over there.. where Drew has to deal with them.
LOVE YA D
seriously, ----> over there.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at July 24, 2010 01:47 PM (Wh0W+)
Posted by: theoneandonlyfinn at July 24, 2010 01:47 PM (Gr1V1)
With EVERY other "adult beverage", one's resistance increases ... or has Andi upped his dosage, "for medicinal purposes"? Truly; never self-medicate.
Posted by: Arbalest at July 24, 2010 01:47 PM (gma26)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at July 24, 2010 01:48 PM (xO+6C)
I'm pretty sure he's only filled with sawdust anyway. (I was going to say something else that starts with an "s" but I thought I'd save the banhammer offense for a more worthy subject.)
Posted by: Y-not is sick of packing at July 24, 2010 01:49 PM (O627A)
Posted by: Arbalest at July 24, 2010 05:47 PM (gma26)
Over time, the HIV eats away at the brain tissue.
Posted by: stuiec at July 24, 2010 01:49 PM (Giyzc)
Posted by: nine coconuts at July 24, 2010 01:50 PM (DHNp4)
I'm pretty sure he's only filled with sawdust anyway.
Isn't that what you line a gerbil cage with ?
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 01:50 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2010 01:51 PM (VW9/y)
MEMPHIS, Tenn. – In the city where Martin Luther King Jr. was assassinated, a once-unbeatable former mayor wants the Democratic congressional primary to be a referendum on race.
Willie Herenton is accusing white two-term incumbent U.S. Rep. Steve Cohen of "trying to act black." He tells voters in this majority-black city that they "need to come off that Cohen plantation and get on the Herenton freedom train."
But President Barack Obama has endorsed Cohen, who has an "A" rating from the NAACP and has built support in the black community by supporting civil rights legislation and bringing much-needed federal funding to Memphis schools and hospitals.
"It appears that the former mayor is making race the basis of his campaign, but I don't think voters are going to go for that at all," Cohen said. "President Obama's election proves that voters don't look at race when making a decision in an election."
Herenton is betting they will. Though in interviews he's happy to address issues like improving public schools, creating jobs and bolstering small minority businesses, on the campaign trail he focuses mostly on race and his contention that Tennessee needs "just one" black representative in its all-white congressional delegation.
"I believe that the Constitution includes all of God's children and that we ought not to be segregated or treated differently because of our race, because of our class or because of religion," Herenton told voters during a campaign stop, invoking the language of the civil rights movement. "In this great American democracy, people, people, diverse people ought to have representation."
Posted by: stuiec at July 24, 2010 01:53 PM (Giyzc)
FIFY, Dave. : )
Oh my.
Posted by: Dang Straights at July 24, 2010 05:51 PM (wpnSM)
I'm just busting Drew's ball a little he's in no way like Lord Haw Haw.
Maybe Tokyo Rose with just a hint of Axis Sally sprinkled in, but nothing like Lord Haw Haw. : )
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 01:54 PM (t72+4)
There comes a point where I believe some go beyond saying outlandish things just to stir the point but that they are in fact full-blown cucko for cocoa puffs.
I think I've reached that point with dear old Sully.
I can't even mock him anymore. I believe he belongs in a mental institution. So I shall pity him.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 24, 2010 01:55 PM (/rmgB)
Posted by: DrewM. at July 24, 2010 05:46 PM (X/Lqh)
The hard-hitting exposé series, "Who IS Mr. Bubble?"
Posted by: stuiec at July 24, 2010 01:55 PM (Giyzc)
21 Just thank God he is not on our side posting all day about birth certificates and Arkansas airports making the Right look looney.
Arkansas airports? I assume that was a Clinton story.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 24, 2010 01:56 PM (LUaw0)
Posted by: nine coconuts at July 24, 2010 01:56 PM (DHNp4)
>> I like that DiT keeps the valu-rite tradition alive.
flackmb you beemtch! sarg mahh.. *gurgle*
Posted by: Dave in Texas at July 24, 2010 01:56 PM (Wh0W+)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at July 24, 2010 01:56 PM (eOXTH)
Posted by: nine coconuts at July 24, 2010 05:56 PM (DHNp4)
Having both houses controlled by Republicans while he was president effectively kept Billy Jeff in his play pen.
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 01:57 PM (t72+4)
Love the snicker where he suggests the List is "homophobic."
Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 24, 2010 01:57 PM (jV+np)
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? WHOSE/// ok crap that's a nice olive.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at July 24, 2010 01:57 PM (Wh0W+)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at July 24, 2010 01:58 PM (xO+6C)
Posted by: nine coconuts at July 24, 2010 05:56 PM (DHNp4)
True dat!
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 24, 2010 01:58 PM (yQWNf)
I like that DiT keeps the valu-rite tradition alive.
flackmb you beemtch! sarg mahh.. *gurgle*
Posted by: Dave in Texas at July 24, 2010 05:56 PM (Wh0W+)
F**k, he's hogging it all. Bogart !
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 01:58 PM (t72+4)
Who is actually buried in Grant's Tomb?
Jeb Bush seems like a nice guy, is he really W.'s brother?
Was MTV's The Hills real or fake?
Posted by: DrewM. at July 24, 2010 01:58 PM (X/Lqh)
The mother of all conspiracy theories, before 9/11 or war for oil or Manchurian presidents, was the Clinton body count. And this theory revolved around the Mena Airport in Arkansas and a dead lawyer in a DC park.
ahh, Good times. Good times.
Posted by: nine coconuts at July 24, 2010 01:59 PM (DHNp4)
33 Yes. And I call bullshit on those stories.
But in case I'm wrong, I'll go ahead and assume they comprise the 52%.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 24, 2010 01:59 PM (/rmgB)
Who is actually buried in Grant's Tomb?
Jeb Bush seems like a nice guy, is he really W.'s brother?
Was MTV's The Hills real or fake?
Posted by: DrewM. at July 24, 2010 05:58 PM (X/Lqh)
Excitable Andy:
Palin Gave Me a Haircut on a U.F.O. in a Gestapo Uniform !
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 02:00 PM (t72+4)
I might take some of that action, but I can't break a twenty.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2010 02:00 PM (LtIsn)
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 06:00 PM
Pictures or it didn't happen.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 24, 2010 02:02 PM (yQWNf)
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 06:00 PM (t72+4)
Must have been a pretty small U.F.O. to fit into a Gestapo uniform. (Weren't the Gestapo mostly plainclothes?)
Posted by: stuiec at July 24, 2010 02:03 PM (Giyzc)
A quote from the Mayor of Memphis in stuiec's comment above -
"President Obama's election proves that voters don't look at race when making a decision in an election."
Words fail me.
Posted by: it's not defeat, it's da hands at July 24, 2010 02:03 PM (ADeN1)
Posted by: MJ at July 24, 2010 02:05 PM (BKOsZ)
Posted by: punch drunk guy at July 24, 2010 02:05 PM (V+DKx)
Posted by: gebrauchshund at July 24, 2010 02:05 PM (ADeN1)
Wasn't it just a few months ago he was reminiscing about his dream where he was walking through her garden........?!?
ZOMG
I have no doubt in my mind that if she were to become President he'd quit his blogging gig and go on the road as a full-on Palin impersonator.
But pssst....Sully....dearest, you need to give up the roids first. She's got a lovely neck. You? Not so much.
But congrats on your moobs! They're almost as nice as her fake ta's.
(didn't I just say I was going to pity; not mock? oh well that lasted long!)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 24, 2010 02:05 PM (/rmgB)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at July 24, 2010 05:56 PM (eOXTH)
Obviously that show is produced by Roger Ailes to protect Sarah Palin by creating a myth of women whose bellies don't swell to elephantine proportions during pregnancy.
/andi
Posted by: stuiec at July 24, 2010 02:06 PM (Giyzc)
ahh, Good times. Good times.
The only person I've heard of (as far as this^ is concerned) is Vince Foster. But I was rather young during the Clinton Admin.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 24, 2010 02:06 PM (LUaw0)
Posted by: Arbalest at July 24, 2010 02:06 PM (gma26)
Posted by: MJ at July 24, 2010 02:07 PM (BKOsZ)
Must have been a pretty small U.F.O. to fit into a Gestapo uniform. (Weren't the Gestapo mostly plainclothes?)
Posted by: stuiec at July 24, 2010 06:03 PM (Giyzc)
The bar scene in Inglorius Basterds, the Nazi guy who was sitting in the back out of sight was Gestapo.
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 02:08 PM (t72+4)
When the hits dwindle at Tepid Air, Allahpundit asks Andi to write about Palin again, so he can wake the Faithful to angry hoots of derision.
Ed "Pillsbury Doughboy" Morrissey can't write that stuff, 'cause he's busy guest-hosting some talk-radio show in West Bumfuck, South Dakato, and writing "on the other hand..." doesn't cut it when speculating about Palin's fertility.
When the tea-sipping lounge lizards at NRO run out of WFB anecdotes, they need something to fill their link-heavy "analysis pieces ("As _____link_______ said in his fine piece dissecting ____link______ for the _____-link________ blog, which ______link_____ agreed with in his fine piece for ______link_______ magazine....") and hatin' on Andi is just so peachy-keen.
It's not that I agree with Sullivan. I gave up reading him long ago. I don't pay attention to Alan Colmes, either.
If people would simply ignore these brain-damaged whores, they might go away.
Posted by: MrScribbler at July 24, 2010 02:09 PM (Ulu3i)
Posted by: Dan at July 24, 2010 02:10 PM (1jzSs)
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at July 24, 2010 02:11 PM (oIp16)
Posted by: CDR M at July 24, 2010 06:06 PM (5I8G0)
Ahh, but that's where you made your fatal error: you credit him with "logic." He's just a desperate politician willing to use any angle that will get him votes. Which makes him exactly like Obama.
Rep. Cohen tried to join the Congressional Black Caucus recently, arguing that he deserved to be in because he represents a majority-Black district. The Caucus politely declined, explaining that they're a caucus of Black House members, not House members representing Black districts.
Posted by: stuiec at July 24, 2010 02:11 PM (Giyzc)
Posted by: MJ at July 24, 2010 02:12 PM (BKOsZ)
Yes, the Gestapo operated mostly as plainclothes, but they had a uniform. Basically an SS uniform, minus the "SS" collar insignia.
Posted by: Arbalest at July 24, 2010 06:06 PM (gma26)
From what I understand, Hitler formed the S.S. and filled their ranks full of loyalists because he was worried about the Gestapo plotting against him in the 1930's.
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 02:12 PM (t72+4)
Just as long as Andi not writing about Trig!
Posted by: alexthechick at July 24, 2010 02:12 PM (Cu8Vb)
Posted by: Dan at July 24, 2010 06:10 PM (1jzSs)
BLÃœCHER!
Posted by: stuiec at July 24, 2010 02:13 PM (Giyzc)
Posted by: Not at the table Carlos at July 24, 2010 02:13 PM (xO+6C)
FUCK ALLYA""LL
sht I'm dizzy
Posted by: Dave in Texas at July 24, 2010 06:10 PM (Wh0W+)
Dave that wouldn't happen if you weren't being such a selfish Valu-Rite hog.
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 02:13 PM (t72+4)
We're not fucktards? Just a suggestion.
Posted by: alexthechick at July 24, 2010 02:13 PM (Cu8Vb)
Rep. Cohen tried to join the Congressional Black Caucus recently, arguing that he deserved to be in because he represents a majority-Black district. The Caucus politely declined, explaining that they're a caucus of Black House members, not House members representing Black districts.
Posted by: stuiec at July 24, 2010 06:11 PM
He is welcome to caucus with us any time
Posted by: Congressional White Caucus at July 24, 2010 02:13 PM (yQWNf)
But President Barack Obama has endorsed Cohen
This goes toward my theory that Obama hates independent black politicians. He's fine with them, as long as they are wholly beholden to him. For example, he had no patience for Paterson in NY or Burris in IL. I expect him to throw Kendrick Meek under the bus in Florida.
I'm sure it looks like good politics in some of these cases, but too many times is more than a coincidence.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 24, 2010 02:14 PM (PDN1L)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 24, 2010 02:15 PM (eNxMU)
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 06:12 PM (t72+4)
Every dictator needs his Praetorian Guard.
Posted by: stuiec at July 24, 2010 02:15 PM (Giyzc)
Rep. Cohen tried to join the Congressional Black
Caucus recently, arguing that he deserved to be in because he represents
a majority-Black district. The Caucus politely declined, explaining
that they're a caucus of Black House members, not House members
representing Black districts.
Posted by: stuiec at July 24, 2010 06:11 PM
Hey Drew, remember when you said that being a racist and a leftist was mutually exclusive?
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 02:15 PM (t72+4)
A quote from stuiec's comment:
Willie Herenton is accusing white two-term incumbent U.S. Rep. Steve Cohen of "trying to act black." He tells voters in this majority-black city that they "need to come off that Cohen plantation and get on the Herenton freedom train."
Herenton is nothing but a racist mother fucker. Everything is black this and black that, with his comments of "try to act black" and dropping the plantation word. He and everyone like him need to be called exactly what they are that is a flaming racist.
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at July 24, 2010 02:15 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: U.S. Rep. Steve Cohen at July 24, 2010 02:15 PM (554T5)
Posted by: sven10077 at July 24, 2010 02:16 PM (kq1lG)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2010 02:16 PM (I49Jm)
FUCK ALLYA""LL
sht I'm dizzy
*gently removes Dave's Valu-Rite bottle from hand*
**ew, what in hades is all this drool on the bottle**
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 24, 2010 02:16 PM (/rmgB)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 24, 2010 02:16 PM (LUaw0)
Posted by: gebrauchshund at July 24, 2010 02:17 PM (ADeN1)
Rep. Cohen tried to join the Congressional Black Caucus recently, arguing that he deserved to be in because he represents a majority-Black district. The Caucus politely declined, explaining that they're a caucus of Black House members, not House members representing Black districts.
BTW, I seem to recall there was a black Republican from Connecticut who tried to join the CBC. They turned him down and I think made this argument, that he didn't represent a majority black district. At least that was their public answer.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 24, 2010 02:17 PM (PDN1L)
I'm sure it looks like good politics in some of these cases, but too many times is more than a coincidence.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 24, 2010 06:14 PM (PDN1L)
He doesn't want to have his unique specialness diluted.
Posted by: stuiec at July 24, 2010 02:17 PM (Giyzc)
I know someone who shit out her kid.
She knew she was pregnant but she didn't know her baby was gonna fall out her ass when she was trying to make a bowel movement.
True story.
Posted by: Alpha & Omega Man at July 24, 2010 02:17 PM (/AACO)
Why is Andi so obsessed with her in particular, as opposed to any of the other GOPers?
Oh too easy.
1. Because she's successful. He is not.
2. Because she's threatening. He is not.
3. Because, most importantly, she's a beautiful woman. He is not*
*but desperately wants to be
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 24, 2010 02:18 PM (/rmgB)
Posted by: OldDog at July 24, 2010 02:18 PM (CRC5/)
Because we're less inclined to look at it as Eeeeeevil! vs. Good.
Posted by: FUBAR at July 24, 2010 02:19 PM (LPL4Z)
Now you crackas is catchin' on!
Posted by: Malik Shabazz at July 24, 2010 02:20 PM (jV+np)
Posted by: sven10077 at July 24, 2010 06:16 PM (kq1lG)
Andi wanted to remain the "Queen Bee of Conservatives." Sarah Palin threatens Andi because she is simultaneously more of a woman and a better man than Andi will ever be.
Posted by: stuiec at July 24, 2010 02:21 PM (Giyzc)
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2010 02:22 PM (IKR2U)
Posted by: SuperMag at July 24, 2010 02:24 PM (LmuSt)
Didn't they also refuse J.C. Watts?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 24, 2010 02:24 PM (jV+np)
Herenton is nothing but a racist mother fucker. Everything is black this and black that, with his comments of "try to act black" and dropping the plantation word. He and everyone like him need to be called exactly what they are that is a flaming racist.
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at July 24, 2010 06:15 PM (YVZlY)
Herenton's crap is reminiscent of the "Chocolate City" comment by Ray Nagin.
Posted by: stuiec at July 24, 2010 02:25 PM (Giyzc)
Andi, man, I am sorry to have to do this to you, but I finally will have to cop to this: I am Trig's dad, and Sarah is his Mom. I remember the creation of Trig very well (sorry Todd!!!). I was there for all the testing, and helped Sarah with the decision to keep the child. I was there for the birth, and I can assure you that it occurred, just as Sarah has said.
So, please, Andi. Why don't you go bury your head right back up your own substantially-stretched-out asshole, like it was before Sarah and Trig burst upon the national scene. I know you find it very calming and warm and peaceful when you have your head in your own ass, so please consider it, hey?
Posted by: Sharkman at July 24, 2010 02:26 PM (Zj8fM)
Posted by: Moi at July 24, 2010 02:26 PM (bjYAr)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 24, 2010 02:27 PM (LUaw0)
>> Dave that wouldn't happen if you weren't being such a selfish Valu-Rite hog
herre...takem a pulll
Posted by: Dave in Texas at July 24, 2010 02:27 PM (Wh0W+)
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 06:15 PM (t72+4)
Go find that quote from me.
I'll wait.
No I won't because you can't.
The problem for you is, I said the exact opposite. They are different things and we shouldn't use the terms interchangeably. Let's take a walk down memory lane...all the way back to yesterday:
No. For the millionth time or so...I question whether her crap today, and it is crap. is racism or leftism.
She (Sherrod) should be held to account for what she said about Breitbart and FNC but for the right thing.
There's a difference between leftism and racism. I think it's important to use the right term to qualify and attack her.
Just because things are different, doesn't mean they are mutually exclusive. You can be a leftist and not a racist and you can be a racist and not a leftist. You can obviously be both. Words matter.
I get that going after me gives you a thrill or something but I'd appreciate it if you'd actually go after me for something I'd actually said.
More importantly..,yeah there's been a lot of bashing back and forth lately around here. Maybe we could contain it to threads having to do with actual issues. This seems like it could be a fun thread where we bash Sullivan not each other.
I'm happy to give it a rest (notice I skipped your earlier shots but I'm not letting misquotes go by), how about you?
Posted by: DrewM. at July 24, 2010 02:28 PM (X/Lqh)
Sarah Palin as GOP standard bearer is an interesting proposition. I am not sure she is ready yet, but there is certainly something there. They used to dismiss Ronald Reagan too. Amiable dunce was one such term they used to describe him, but it turned out they (progressives/democrats) feared him most.
When you throw a rock into a pack of wolves, the one that howls loudest is the one that was hit. Sarah Palin sure does make all the right people howl.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 24, 2010 02:28 PM (yQWNf)
Posted by: Not at the table Carlos at July 24, 2010 02:29 PM (xO+6C)
Posted by: gator at July 24, 2010 02:29 PM (aOKEC)
Heather,
IIRC Watts refused to even ask to join. They did refuse to let a guy from CT join back in the day. I think his name was Gary Franks.
Posted by: DrewM. at July 24, 2010 02:30 PM (X/Lqh)
Posted by: PKO Strany at July 24, 2010 02:30 PM (RJOgX)
Posted by: bigred at July 24, 2010 02:31 PM (uh7Ap)
And Thank You, but no, I don't need to visualize Excitable Andi ..........
Posted by: Arbalest at July 24, 2010 02:32 PM (gma26)
Posted by: DrewM. at July 24, 2010 06:28 PM (X/Lqh)
Drew, yes you did, you insinuated that Sherrod was a leftist and not a racist and that the two were mutually exclusive or at least most times were although the evidence shows she is both.
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 02:32 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: PKO Strany at July 24, 2010 06:30 PM (RJOgX)
Did he, really? That's better than Biden's, "When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the
television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of
greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened.'"
Posted by: progressoverpeace at July 24, 2010 02:34 PM (Qp4DT)
Posted by: Libertarian at July 24, 2010 02:35 PM (koORU)
Blazer, the SS was formed to counter the SA, (Brownshirts). The Gestapo was a goverment body like the FBI. My friend's mother was a secretary at Gestapo Headquarters in Vienna during the war.
Posted by: bigred at July 24, 2010 06:31 PM (uh7Ap)
Thanks, I knew it was one or the other, and that Hitler was worried about a faction undermining him and formed the S.S. as a direct result.
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 02:35 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Arbalest at July 24, 2010 06:32 PM (gma26)
Well, how about THIS?
Posted by: stuiec at July 24, 2010 02:36 PM (Giyzc)
Oh I'm going off topic here as I missed this conversation yesterday....
Re the best ice cream--
Graeter's.
And it's going national. It's a bit pricey but you'll thank me if you try it when it hits your shelves. Trust me.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 24, 2010 02:36 PM (/rmgB)
Heather,
IIRC Watts refused to even ask to join. They did refuse to let a guy from CT join back in the day. I think his name was Gary Franks.
Posted by: DrewM. at July 24, 2010 06:30 PM (X/Lqh)
Only a full blown communist would want to join their ranks. They practically worship Castro and Chavez like deities.
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 02:37 PM (t72+4)
Every dictator needs his Praetorian Guard.
Posted by: stuiec at July 24, 2010 06:15 PM (Giyzc)
Bah. That just changes the uniform on the guy who plants the knife in your back. To be secure you gotta do like Saddam: Three different Praetorian Guards all watching each other.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2010 02:38 PM (LtIsn)
Did he, really? That's better than Biden's, "When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened.'"
Posted by: progressoverpeace at July 24, 2010 06:34 PM (Qp4DT)
Much of the left have little regard for history, and hold its makers in contempt. They have little respect for its lessons either. This helps to explain why the left repeats the same mistakes over and over again.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 24, 2010 02:38 PM (1ilDl)
Did he, really? That's better than Biden's, "When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened.'
Oh that's Joe 'just being Joe'. Look, this is a friendly Biden environment here. We will not tolerate any jokes at the expense of this jovial and wonderful man.
Posted by: Morning Joe idjits at July 24, 2010 02:38 PM (/rmgB)
Posted by: fapo at July 24, 2010 02:38 PM (TcaE8)
And it's going national. It's a bit pricey but you'll thank me if you try it when it hits your shelves. Trust me.
I shall eagerly await its arrival to give it a tongue twirl.
I notice that lollipop licking went by without a comment, that's how you can tell a day time thread from an evening one.
Andy Sullivan is deranged, he needs to start paying Sarah rent on her uterus in my opinion, he spends so much time in there.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 24, 2010 02:39 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 24, 2010 02:39 PM (LUaw0)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 24, 2010 02:39 PM (RZ8pf)
Well, how about THIS?
*takes stuiec's keyboard away. puts him in time-out for the remainder of the afternoon*
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 24, 2010 02:40 PM (/rmgB)
Andy Sullivan is deranged, he needs to start paying Sarah rent on her uterus in my opinion, he spends so much time in there.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 24, 2010 06:39 PM (RZ8pf)
Sarah Palin uses Andy's head as a time share condo.
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 02:40 PM (t72+4)
Yes, as I have said, the CBC has said more kind words for Fidel Castro than for President Bush.
That alone should be cause to banish these anti-American racist communists from our Congress.
Posted by: Alpha & Omega Man at July 24, 2010 02:40 PM (/AACO)
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 06:38 PM (t72+4)
What? It's a police uniform. Well, maybe an undercover disguise, but still.
By the way, what possessed Garry Marshall to buy movie rights to an Anne Rice softporn novel?
Posted by: stuiec at July 24, 2010 02:41 PM (Giyzc)
Oh and Truman North if you are reading here now, Lego Space Shuttle. It's awesome.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 24, 2010 06:39 PM (RZ8pf)
I built a Lego Death Star in the '70's. That was the day the Borg Cube was invented. I haven't seen one royalty check yet.
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 02:42 PM (t72+4)
*takes stuiec's keyboard away. puts him in time-out for the remainder of the afternoon*
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 24, 2010 06:40 PM (/rmgB)
Well, if you'd backed up your apology with pictures, as I suggested, maybe this tragedy could have been avoided.
Posted by: stuiec at July 24, 2010 02:42 PM (Giyzc)
...
Know what? I'm not even bothering with this. I hope he's making fun of me.
Posted by: oblig.mund Freud at July 24, 2010 02:43 PM (x7Ao8)
131 A link, brilliant, thanks!
They just opened a bigger facility. In the fall they will begin shipping to the east coast, CA and FL. Hopefully expand past that.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 24, 2010 02:43 PM (/rmgB)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 24, 2010 02:44 PM (RZ8pf)
Andy Sullivan is deranged, he needs to start paying Sarah rent on her uterus in my opinion, he spends so much time in there.
Agreed. He's a deatbeat squatter.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 24, 2010 02:44 PM (/rmgB)
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 06:40 PM (t72+4)
Sorry, Sarah, that time share condo in Andy's head has already been rented out to us.
Posted by: a bunch of Sea Men at July 24, 2010 02:45 PM (YVZlY)
138 You're not allowed to talk in time-out.
Now think about what you did.
Many here are still retching.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 24, 2010 02:45 PM (/rmgB)
DOAS? Dying of AIDS syndrome.
Posted by: Kemp at July 24, 2010 02:46 PM (2+9Yx)
The problem was they didn't have a Lego Death Star set at the time so I just used all the ones I had on the fly. I was really frustrated when the upper portion of the Enterprise I built was all square and shit and not round. No wonder I'm such an angry motherfucker today.
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 02:46 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at July 24, 2010 02:46 PM (NuAIL)
Also, the Lego architecture series just came out with the White House. The architecture series is pretty cool, they have Frank Lloyd WrightÂ’s Falling Water as one of the sets, also the Guggenheim, and the Space Needle.
I realize this has nothing to do with AndyÂ’s excitability, but I assume Dave in Texas is drunk enough not to notice by this point.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 24, 2010 02:46 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Libertarian at July 24, 2010 02:46 PM (koORU)
Sorry, Sarah, that time share condo in Andy's head has already been rented out to us.
Posted by: a bunch of Sea Men at July 24, 2010 06:45 PM (YVZlY)
True. Each year in Andi's head, when the swallows return, you're sure to find seamen.
Posted by: stuiec at July 24, 2010 02:47 PM (Giyzc)
No wonder I'm such an angry motherfucker today.
Finally, an explanation! We mostly attribute your anger to heavy drinking 
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 24, 2010 02:48 PM (RZ8pf)
No, they actually did invite him but he declined. He said that he had nothing in common with them.
There was a white guy from CA who was elected in a majority black district who ran on a platform saying he would join because the majority of his constituents were black.
They refused to let him join though because they said he was not black. They actually came right out and said it openly that they were an organization for blacks only.
So, in effect, they are an organization of the government that has a racially discriminatory membership policy. I guess the civil rights act of 1964 doesn't apply to the House.
Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2010 02:48 PM (/jbAw)
They just opened a bigger facility. In the fall they will begin
shipping to the east coast, CA and FL. Hopefully expand past that.
I wonder if they'd ever ship to TX. Not sure if there'd be much of a market for it, though, considering how much everyone here loves their Blue Bell.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 24, 2010 02:49 PM (LUaw0)
Leave him alone he has FPBU.
You know, Fudge Packer's Build Up. It will give ya hemorrhoids!
That what my masseuse told me.
Posted by: Al, the sex poodle at July 24, 2010 02:49 PM (2+9Yx)
Finally, an explanation! We mostly attribute your anger to heavy drinking
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 24, 2010 06:48 PM (RZ8pf)
Just because a guy has two half gallons of bourbon intravenously hooked to him at all times doesn't mean he's a heavy drinker.
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 02:51 PM (t72+4)
Just because a guy has two half gallons of bourbon intravenously hooked to him at all times doesn't mean he's a heavy drinker.
Just remember, alcohol enemas can kill...
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 24, 2010 02:53 PM (RZ8pf)
I report back if I can type in a few hours, after I yank this fucking tooth out.
Posted by: Kemp at July 24, 2010 02:53 PM (2+9Yx)
Did they write in a self-exemption, like they do for everything else these days?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 24, 2010 02:53 PM (jV+np)
Posted by: stuiec at July 24, 2010 02:54 PM (Giyzc)
Drinking usually involves swallowing, yes.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 24, 2010 02:54 PM (jV+np)
Blazer, try that with some percocet.
I report back if I can type in a few hours, after I yank this fucking tooth out.
Posted by: Kemp at July 24, 2010 06:53 PM (2+9Yx)
Liquor up, soldier up, and Channel Lock up. Been there, done that.
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 02:56 PM (t72+4)
Now think about what you did.
Many here are still retching.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 24, 2010 06:45 PM (/rmgB)
Just another cheap excuse for you to avoid posting pictures. I see how it is.
Posted by: stuiec at July 24, 2010 02:56 PM (Giyzc)
155 Sorry, no mention of TX.
They've been around for four generations.
Earlier in the decade, Oprah plugged them so you can only imagine how the demand increased overnight.
And it really is the best ice cream I've ever had. Although, full disclosure: my niece's playmate is one of the boys that will be a fifth-generation owner. So big brother is def pushing that friendship along in the hopes for an earlier retirement
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 24, 2010 02:56 PM (/rmgB)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 24, 2010 02:57 PM (5aVkt)
Drinking usually involves swallowing, yes.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 24, 2010 06:54 PM (jV+np)
If I'm drinking so much bourbon how the hell will I find the time to drink beer too?
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 02:57 PM (t72+4)
I wonder if they'd ever ship to TX. Not sure if there'd be much of a market for it, though, considering how much everyone here loves their Blue Bell.
It's already in my Kroger's freezers in Houston, bottom shelf, right under the Ben&Jerry's. Wifey says it's been there all summer. It must be good -- it's like 3X as expensive as Blue Bell!
Posted by: Bender Bending Rodriguez at July 24, 2010 02:57 PM (A7toZ)
Posted by: bigred at July 24, 2010 02:58 PM (uh7Ap)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 24, 2010 02:58 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 06:57 PM (t72+4)
Hey, drinking bourbon and drinking beer are not mutually exclusive, and I resent the hell out of you saying that they are!! (That is what you said, isn't it?)
Posted by: stuiec at July 24, 2010 02:59 PM (Giyzc)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 24, 2010 02:59 PM (jV+np)
Posted by: Alex at July 24, 2010 03:00 PM (ifK+p)
The truth that Trig Palin will go back in time to become Sullivan's father.
Trig Palin: I .. am your father.
Sullivan: No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!
Posted by: Neo at July 24, 2010 03:00 PM (tE8FB)
Wouldn't let me in.
At least it didn't redirect to a pic of Roseanne....
BTW: Fuck the "netroots."
Posted by: MrScribbler at July 24, 2010 03:01 PM (Ulu3i)
Holy shit.
I thought it was scary when the spam-bots started incorporating comments into their spam.
The cob-loggers are self aware?
WASF
Posted by: Deety (enjoying her cheese like a good citizen) at July 24, 2010 03:01 PM (aVzyR)
Never had it.
But reserve your final determnation until you've had the Buckeye Blitz!
Actually a UDF milkshake sounds super yummy right now.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 24, 2010 03:01 PM (/rmgB)
Wonder when they'll have it here in the Spring area.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 24, 2010 03:01 PM (LUaw0)
Posted by: bigred at July 24, 2010 06:58 PM (uh7Ap)
If you take away the fact that he was a psychotic murdering bastard, in the '30's he built up Germany into the envy of the world and most folks over there had a really high standard of living at that time when so many other people around the world were still reeling from the Great Depression. Hell, he even won Times Man of the Year in '38 or '39, I can't remember which.
He didn't just fool her, he fooled the world.
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 03:02 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Neo at July 24, 2010 03:02 PM (tE8FB)
Hell he's worse than we are when we disagree with ace or Drew.
Posted by: Alex at July 24, 2010 07:00 PM (ifK+p)
No one wants to say those three little words, "I was wrong." They stick in the craw at the best of times. Andi is doing everything he can think of to keep them at bay.
Posted by: stuiec at July 24, 2010 03:03 PM (Giyzc)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 24, 2010 03:05 PM (5aVkt)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at July 24, 2010 03:07 PM (NuAIL)
Go to gateway pundit and check out the pics from the Nutroot conference! Weeeeeeeeeeee!
Gots to love the crop cirlcle/UFO booths.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 24, 2010 03:07 PM (/rmgB)
I can.
I was wrrrr....wrrrrr.....wrrrrr....
I was wrrrrr......wrrrr.......wrrrr......
nevermind
Posted by: Arthur Fonzarelli at July 24, 2010 03:08 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Neo at July 24, 2010 03:08 PM (tE8FB)
Posted by: MrScribbler at July 24, 2010 07:01 PM (Ulu3i)
Darn. It's really effective eye bleach, which is kind of ironic as it's from the same movie (Dana Delany rather than Rosie).Posted by: stuiec at July 24, 2010 03:09 PM (Giyzc)
Channel Lock? Shit I was going to use my dremel tool!
But I might not be able to hold it.
Back up plan? Little Rascals trick, string on a door knob.
Posted by: Kemp at July 24, 2010 03:10 PM (2+9Yx)
Channel Lock? Shit I was going to use my dremel tool!
Just make sure you watch Marathon Man first for proper drilling technique.
Posted by: Arthur Fonzarelli at July 24, 2010 03:11 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Kemp at July 24, 2010 07:10 PM (2+9Yx)
LOL, Kemp I actually tried that when I was a kid. It didn't work. Needle-nose pliers work better.
Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2010 03:12 PM (/jbAw)
Posted by: Kemp at July 24, 2010 07:10 PM (2+9Yx)
That's way old-school. We're in the Space Age now!
Posted by: stuiec at July 24, 2010 03:13 PM (Giyzc)
For what? Did you finally google 'docking'?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 24, 2010 07:11 PM (/rmgB)
No! In fact, I was able to add to my list of things to not google, last night: sounding. So don't even attempt it.
Posted by: Editor at July 24, 2010 03:13 PM (YX6i/)
So don't even attempt it.
Posted by: Editor at July 24, 2010 07:13 PM (YX6i/)
That sounds like a dare to me.
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 03:17 PM (t72+4)
That sounds like a dare to me.
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 07:17 PM (t72+4)
That doesn't sound like an apology, to me.
Posted by: Editor at July 24, 2010 03:17 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Libertarian at July 24, 2010 03:18 PM (koORU)
That sounds like a dare to me.
I actually think he knows exactly what it is.
But if not, I'll beat him down.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 24, 2010 03:19 PM (/rmgB)
That doesn't sound like an apology, to me.
Posted by: Editor at July 24, 2010 07:17 PM (YX6i/)
My bad. Now give me your address so I can send Merlin Olsen over with some roses.
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 03:19 PM (t72+4)
I Binged it, need more brain bleach and an eye canal
I used up all of my bleech clicking on those damnable BillD links.
Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2010 03:19 PM (/jbAw)
Posted by: bigred at July 24, 2010 03:20 PM (uh7Ap)
Posted by: davidt at July 24, 2010 03:22 PM (HtIec)
Ahhh crap, I didn't realize Merlin Olsen died back in March. I'll have to send over Zombie Merlin Olsen instead. Hurry up and snatch those roses out of his hand and slam the door shut after he rings the doorbell.
Trust me.
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 03:22 PM (t72+4)
Who's more batshit insane?
Sully -or- Olbermann?
Apprently homeslice Olbermann went on a schizophrenic tweeting frenzy last night, er, this mroning at 4am.
And I love his twitter bio: MSNBC anchor, Countdown with Keith Olbermann. Blogger, MLB.Com. If I don't reply, remember I may not have seen your tweet. I get A LOT.
I get A LOT!!!11elventy!!!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 24, 2010 03:23 PM (/rmgB)
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 07:22 PM (t72+4)
I trust you as much as I trust a link from gator.
Posted by: Editor at July 24, 2010 03:24 PM (YX6i/)
Who's more batshit insane?
Sully -or- Olbermann?
Apprently homeslice Olbermann went on a schizophrenic tweeting frenzy last night, er, this mroning at 4am.
And I love his twitter bio: MSNBC anchor, Countdown with Keith Olbermann. Blogger, MLB.Com. If I don't reply, remember I may not have seen your tweet. I get A LOT.
I get A LOT!!!11elventy!!!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 24, 2010 07:23 PM (/rmgB)
That's funny. I remember just last year Olby swore that he would never use Twitter.
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 03:25 PM (t72+4)
Apprently homeslice Olbermann went on a schizophrenic tweeting frenzy last night, er, this mroning at 4am.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 24, 2010 07:23 PM (/rmgB)
Hmmm... musta been something in the air about that time, last night.
Posted by: Editor at July 24, 2010 03:25 PM (YX6i/)
Trust me.
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 07:22 PM (t72+4)
I trust you as much as I trust a link from gator.
Posted by: Editor at July 24, 2010 07:24 PM (YX6i/)
Oh yea, sorry.
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 03:26 PM (t72+4)
Have to disagree.
There is something much more wrong going on here.
I get not wanting to publicly acknowledge being in error .
Nothing more gut churning, in my experience.
But he's not even being called on to do that, even by his editors at The Atlantic!
All he needs to do is just STFU about his crazy to keep his gig.
Not denounce it, not walk it back, not publish any sort of retraction, just leave it alone!
But he manifestly can't.
At what point do the editors of The Atlantic make the decision to cut ties with someone so obviously incapacitated?
I mean, I'm starting to feel pity for the man but still, I don't have a responsibility to maintain the perceived integrity of a Masthead in these quickly churning media waters...
Posted by: Deety (enjoying her cheese like a good citizen) at July 24, 2010 03:26 PM (aVzyR)
Posted by: Libertarian at July 24, 2010 03:27 PM (koORU)
Posted by: laceyunderalls not understanding the significance of 4am at July 24, 2010 03:29 PM (/rmgB)
FIFY
Posted by: dfbaskwill at July 24, 2010 03:30 PM (ndlFj)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 24, 2010 03:30 PM (imD7p)
If he wasn't ghey, he would have been fired years ago.
Guilt keeps his job alive. This shit is a cry out for attention, since he hasn't had a decent post in 5 years?
Posted by: Kemp at July 24, 2010 03:30 PM (2+9Yx)
Hmmm... musta been something in the air about that time, last night.
Why?
Posted by: laceyunderalls not understanding the significance of 4am at July 24, 2010 07:29 PM (/rmgB)
Maybe he used some bathtub salts that were tainted with lead?
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 03:31 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: texette at July 24, 2010 03:32 PM (AAEM3)
Hmmm... musta been something in the air about that time, last night.
Why?
Posted by: laceyunderalls not understanding the significance of 4am at July 24, 2010 07:29 PM (/rmgB)
4 AM is last call in NYC.
Posted by: stuiec at July 24, 2010 03:32 PM (Giyzc)
It certainly is impossible, Andi only does the anal. His kid would be a lawyer.
Posted by: Kemp at July 24, 2010 03:33 PM (2+9Yx)
FIFY
Posted by: dfbaskwill at July 24, 2010 07:30 PM (ndlFj)
FIFY both.
Posted by: stuiec at July 24, 2010 03:35 PM (Giyzc)
Hmmm... musta been something in the air about that time, last night.
Why?
Posted by: laceyunderalls not understanding the significance of 4am at July 24, 2010 07:29 PM (/rmgB)
Closing time...... one last call for alcohol so finish your whiskey or beer....
I know which leather clad biker I want to take me home....
I know which biker wearing assless chaps I want to take me home......
Posted by: Keith Olbermann at July 24, 2010 03:35 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 24, 2010 03:35 PM (g4YJI)
I still don't get how anyone thought Toonces was charismatic. Flat, awkward cadence; general ignorance of geography/history/America; peevish and scrawny...
Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 24, 2010 03:37 PM (jV+np)
Story at Fox.
Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2010 07:35 PM (/jbAw)
Have they arrested Techno Viking yet? This looks like his work.
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 03:37 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2010 03:38 PM (LtIsn)
Those Germans. This never woulda happened in the old days when they could all march.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2010 07:38 PM (LtIsn)
Word. Uncoordinated goosestepping is dangerous.
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 03:39 PM (t72+4)
Miracle worker, bitches. I'm still waiting for my Academy Award.
Posted by: TOTUS at July 24, 2010 03:39 PM (pRbtk)
I was routinely informed that that flabby gooberific fuck Clinton was charismatic too.
Posted by: Waterhouse at July 24, 2010 03:41 PM (P0B2f)
AND take orders.
I expect most of them were stoned or drunk. OK ALL of them.
Sad shit.
Posted by: Kemp at July 24, 2010 03:41 PM (2+9Yx)
Posted by: davidt at July 24, 2010 03:41 PM (HtIec)
Posted by: Kemp at July 24, 2010 07:10 PM (2+9Yx)
Just make sure you have a good dentist.
Posted by: stuiec at July 24, 2010 03:41 PM (Giyzc)
Since everyone else already started drinking (hours ago?), I suppose I'll fall in line and have a drink or two.
Lots of options. Decisions, decisions.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 24, 2010 03:41 PM (JMmD8)
If that happened in the U.S. there would be a million people lawyering up.
Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2010 03:42 PM (/jbAw)
Familiarity breeds contempt. Everyone is tired of him now, but I remember thinking "that guy is gonna be the next president" when he gave that convention speech in 2004.
The best thing he could do for his own political career is cut back on air time. Even his supporters are sick of seeing his face on the tube every damn day.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2010 03:43 PM (LtIsn)
Since everyone else already started drinking (hours ago?), I suppose I'll fall in line and have a drink or two.
Lots of options. Decisions, decisions.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 24, 2010 07:41 PM (JMmD
Aqua Velva or melting down a Speedstick deoderant works or so I've heard.
Posted by: Kitty Dukakis at July 24, 2010 03:44 PM (t72+4)
217 Blazer,
after getting a waterproof blackberry he changed his mind....
Lord Queef Olberdouche of Bathtubania
Posted by: sven10077 at July 24, 2010 03:45 PM (kq1lG)
Posted by: sven10077 at July 24, 2010 03:46 PM (kq1lG)
Healthy teenage girls do not give birth to babies with Down Syndrome.
End of conversation.
Sullivan is a fucking idiot.
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at July 24, 2010 03:46 PM (ZqxmO)
Posted by: Kemp at July 24, 2010 07:10 PM (2+9Yx)
Just make sure you have a good dentist.
Posted by: stuiec at July 24, 2010 07:41 PM (Giyzc)
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2010 03:47 PM (LtIsn)
Lord Queef Olberdouche of Bathtubania
Posted by: sven10077 at July 24, 2010 07:45 PM (kq1lG)
Did they change the name back from Jacuzzikstan, again?
Posted by: Editor at July 24, 2010 03:47 PM (YX6i/)
That's sad.
One of these days, it's going to cost him his job and then what will he do?
It's not his fault, I think.
Bad wiring, bad chemicals, predestination, demonic possession, whatever ...
This dude is clearly not in control of his soul and must feel his failing grasp on his intellect.
I'll bet that it hurts.
Wouldn't wish that on anyone.
Posted by: Deety (enjoying her cheese like a good citizen) at July 24, 2010 03:47 PM (aVzyR)
Posted by: bigred at July 24, 2010 03:47 PM (uh7Ap)
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at July 24, 2010 07:46 PM (ZqxmO)</i>
Give the guy a break, he's obviously ill. He suffers from a cute vagina (named Sarah Palin's).
Posted by: CoolCzech at July 24, 2010 03:48 PM (tJjm/)
Lord Queef Olberdouche of Bathtubania
Posted by: sven10077 at July 24, 2010 07:45 PM (kq1lG)
I can totally picture Keith in his bathtub with his little rubber ducky singing:
I'm gonna wash that Palin right out of my hair.......
I'm gonna wash that palin right out of my hair........
Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 03:48 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 24, 2010 07:37 PM (jV+np)
You must put it in context: during the campaign, especially the early days, Obama only had to speak on topics he wanted to speak about. He could make his message as vague and emotionally manipulative as he wished, because he didn't have to react to events (as he had no actual responsibilities). So he could give speeches that were entertaining and exciting (to his audiences) and he could let himself be the blank slate onto which they projected their hopes for a post-Bush, "historically Black" President.
Under those circumstances, his audiences of course found him terribly charismatic. And the reporting on their reactions created the popular myth of his charisma.
During his campaign, though there were plenty of times to see how arrogant and ignorant he truly is, his reputation for charisma served as his Emperor's New Clothes. And even a number of people who saw through that reputation conspired to keep it going for fear that the Democrats would be stuck with another Clinton as their nominee.
Posted by: stuiec at July 24, 2010 03:48 PM (Giyzc)
Posted by: TexasJew at July 24, 2010 03:48 PM (mY03/)
253 Editor,
Happened when Queef's iranian housekeeper quit...so he hired an 85yo english lady that goes by poppins or something.....I can still hear the echoes of ........
Good evening once again, chim chim charee. chim chim charee, I like my bathtub at 98.3......SIR!
Posted by: sven10077 at July 24, 2010 03:49 PM (kq1lG)
Well, I'm pretty sympathetic to that point of view, though in hindsight it's hard to imagine Hillary would be worse.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2010 03:50 PM (LtIsn)
What's the old joke? In heaven the chefs are French, the lovers are Italian, the engineers are German, and the waiters are British.
In hell the chefs are British, the lovers are German, the engineers are Italian, and the waiters are French.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2010 03:52 PM (LtIsn)
I'll bet that it hurts.
Wouldn't wish that on anyone.
Posted by: Deety (enjoying her cheese like a good citizen) at July 24, 2010 07:47 PM (aVzyR)
He does have a boss, editor, something. Get the hook.
Posted by: Tami at July 24, 2010 03:52 PM (VuLos)
O/T but fodder for this blog:
Reminder: Nikki Haley is a Secret Muslim Whore (link to Horowitz' NewsReelBlog)
Posted by: AmishDude at July 24, 2010 03:52 PM (PDN1L)
Those Germans. This never woulda happened in the old days when they could all march.
My husband is mostly German. We took a dance class together once and I cracked up when we learned the waltz. Everyone else was taking gentle dance steps and counting "one, two, three". Somehow the genes reared up, took over, and caused him to lift up his knees with each step. I could almost hear "eins, zwei, drei" coming from his general direction.
Posted by: Mama AJ at July 24, 2010 03:53 PM (XdlcF)
Healthy teenage girls do not give birth to babies with Down Syndrome.
To be fair, they can if they get sperminated by Levi Johnson.
But your overall point is correct.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 24, 2010 03:54 PM (JMmD8)
Well, that and her toes were all blue the next day.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2010 03:55 PM (LtIsn)
Also, consider that Obama had an adoring media willing to cut, edit, and spin him into the most charismatic guy in the world.
Plus, if you go back and review a lot of interviews and coverage of Obama, much as we think he gave big blustering speeches, when it came right down to it, he kept his mouth shut a lot too and let other people speak for him.
That said, ObamaÂ’s ascendance tracks fairly well to HitlerÂ’s (not to go all Godwin). But, the end result of electing him has been nothing like what happened with Germany in the early 30s when they elected Hitler. Our country is not improving, at all. Now one can argue it is probably a good thing that Obama isnÂ’t seeing the same success as Hitler based on what came later in HitlerÂ’s reign. But, there are a lot of disappointed sheep right now waking up to discover that not only are things NOT better under Obama, but things are becoming quickly appreciably worse.
And, in timing that could not be worse, the veil is off the journolist fools, so a lot of their ability to spin for their savior is now undermined.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 24, 2010 03:57 PM (RZ8pf)
A healthy teenage girl in my extended family gave birth to a beautiful, sweet Down Syndrome child.
Andi is still psychotic, and I'm beginning to think he is possessed by the devil to boot.
Posted by: texette at July 24, 2010 03:57 PM (AAEM3)
To stuiec, only, in the hope that his timeout ends soon, and that he’s now ever-mindful of the “Big Arm of Discipline” (and gets better, or something).
To others, who will make-do with mental-image-handwash.
Posted by: Arbalest at July 24, 2010 03:58 PM (gma26)
"I wish cotton was a monkey"
http://tinyurl.com/2fjzg66
Posted by: Kemp at July 24, 2010 03:58 PM (2+9Yx)
What NOT to do in a Best Buy...especially if you're white.
No, I love it!
I wanna par-tay with THAT guy!!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 24, 2010 03:58 PM (JMmD8)
Yeah, age just changes the odds, not the possibilities.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2010 03:58 PM (LtIsn)
No, no, you need a 5-7-5 pattern for a haiku. Let me help
The following is
our best-selling items lemur
I hope you like it
Posted by: Splunge at July 24, 2010 03:58 PM (9uwvY)
Damn! No lace wigs.
Posted by: Andy at July 24, 2010 03:59 PM (pRbtk)
O/T but fodder for this blog:
Posted by: AmishDude at July 24, 2010 07:52 PM (PDN1L)
Heres an interesting comment over there:
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Jenn Q is a Super Secret Ball Slurper. Don't let all of her butch dyke friends know. Sacred Honor compels me to let you guys know she let me fire my money shot right in her face in the backseat of a Chevette one night.Posted by: Blazer at July 24, 2010 03:59 PM (t72+4)
My dad, who met him around 1990 for a Wal-Mart thing (the Clintons were tied up closely with WM for a while), insists that in person Bubba is scarily charismatic and a lot of fun to talk to. It sure doesn't come across on TV though.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 24, 2010 04:00 PM (imD7p)
He has a real skill for saying what people want to hear. It's funny, but when he gave his excuse for not talking to the head of BP, he said that those guys are only gonna say what you want to hear. It's the old saying that a thief is always the first to lock the door. His first excuse was that the head of BP would lie, and of course that is all bammy knows how to do.
Every time I hear him talk I hear lies. A few days ago he said something about how the people expect their government to cut back in hard times. It sounds so convincing but is so contrary to reality. Where does he get the gall? But he does know exactly what to say to win over fools. That is his constituency - fools. People that can hear the guy that ran up $2T+ in deficits talk about being prudent without puking.
If you fall into that category, then he sounds so reasonable. So healthy for mankind. If you believe he can turn back the water, then gosh, he's charismatic. If you have a brain, if you think, if you know and remember facts then he is scum. If you are in touch with reality, he is disgusting.
Posted by: nine coconuts at July 24, 2010 04:01 PM (DHNp4)
Posted by: Libertarian at July 24, 2010 04:01 PM (koORU)
Posted by: GarandFan at July 24, 2010 04:01 PM (O2pVy)
Well, that and her toes were all blue the next day.
I denounce myself all over the place for laughing. And for picturing that happening while you were doing the Lambada.
Posted by: Mama AJ at July 24, 2010 04:02 PM (XdlcF)
I don't want to take shit for this, esp considering I'm not making a larger point (ie, that Obama will somehow become more popular or that he'll even have two terms, but...)
Obama's poll numbers are similar to where Reagan was a little over a yearr and a half into his first term.
Of course, Reagan's unemployment eventually dropped and we know that won't happen with Obumblestumblefuck.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 24, 2010 04:03 PM (JMmD8)
Posted by: theoneandonlyfinn at July 24, 2010 04:04 PM (Gr1V1)
Posted by: bigred at July 24, 2010 04:04 PM (uh7Ap)
I pretty much hadn't heard much about him until the Palin is VP!! brouhaha a couple of years ago.
I always thought that he was a bit of a weirdo.
Kind of surprised to find that lots of people thought, for a long time, that this guy was smart until he pissed in their Cheerios.
OLDTIMERS!
Tell me.
Why was he popular?
And what was his heresy?
Back in the day...
Posted by: Deety (enjoying her cheese like a good citizen) at July 24, 2010 04:04 PM (aVzyR)
Reminder: Nikki Haley is a Secret Muslim Whore (link to Horowitz' NewsReelBlog)
Posted by: AmishDude at July 24, 2010 07:52 PM (PDN1L)
Don't forget that that guy is the cartoonist for the Democrat PR rag in Columbia, The State.
The primaries are over and they are pushing their guy and trying to knock her down.
Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2010 04:05 PM (/jbAw)
She told us she and her friends truly believed in Hitler up until the death of Rommel. That's when she started losing faith.
Why would she start losing faith in Hitler when Rommel died? So far as she and all Germans knew, Rommel died of his wounds, sustained in an air attack on his automobile. That was the story provided by official Nazi sources; the Nazi leadership did not want it known that Rommel was forced to commit suicide because of his involvement in the 20 July Plot to kill Hitler. This was kept secret from Germans until after the war.
Posted by: Steve (aka Ed Snate) at July 24, 2010 04:05 PM (pBuBs)
Posted by: TexasJew at July 24, 2010 04:06 PM (mY03/)
Posted by: Editor at July 24, 2010 04:07 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 24, 2010 04:08 PM (imD7p)
He writes well. And by that I'm talking about the nuts-and-bolts part of hammering words together into sentences. He was never a great thinker, but you could enjoy the craft.
Now the crazy is so strong it obscures everything else like too much garlic in your lasagna. But go back and read a column or two from before Bush supported DOMA.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2010 04:09 PM (LtIsn)
Posted by: sven10077 at July 24, 2010 04:09 PM (kq1lG)
never liked him and never really read him, but my understanding is that he was one of the 9/11 patriots that supported the country and the Iraq invasion. This made him popular on the Right for a while.
What's the saying about the Lord cherishing the reformed sinner more than a 100 saints?
Posted by: nine coconuts at July 24, 2010 04:10 PM (DHNp4)
Posted by: Libertarian at July 24, 2010 04:10 PM (koORU)
Posted by: sven10077 at July 24, 2010 04:13 PM (kq1lG)
That said, ObamaÂ’s ascendance tracks fairly well to HitlerÂ’s (not to go all Godwin). But, the end result of electing him has been nothing like what happened with Germany in the early 30s when they elected Hitler. Our country is not improving, at all. Now one can argue it is probably a good thing that Obama isnÂ’t seeing the same success as Hitler based on what came later in HitlerÂ’s reign. But, there are a lot of disappointed sheep right now waking up to discover that not only are things NOT better under Obama, but things are becoming quickly appreciably worse.
So, you are pretty much offering up some evidence to buttress Goldberg's claim in Liberal Fascism.
"It's just not gonna happen here man! We're built differently."
Posted by: Deety (enjoying her cheese like a good citizen) at July 24, 2010 04:13 PM (aVzyR)
OLDTIMERS!
Tell me.
Why was he popular?
He was good at writing and expressing his point of view, which was often, but not always, near my POV. Then he went on vacation and came back a different person.
Now get off my lawn.
Posted by: Mama AJ at July 24, 2010 04:14 PM (XdlcF)
307 maMa AJ,
yeah Andi was a lot like Chuckle johnson a liberal/moderate who saw the light on 9/11 he went on break the Abu gonadi thing got to him as did his boyfriend he made on vacation and the rest is history
Posted by: sven10077 at July 24, 2010 04:16 PM (kq1lG)
Posted by: bigred at July 24, 2010 04:19 PM (uh7Ap)
I'm off to ride 4-Wheelers intoxicated.
Dust off that Darwin award for me while I'm gone.
Hey, can i hook up my tooth to one of them?
Posted by: Kemp at July 24, 2010 04:21 PM (2+9Yx)
Then she should play the lottery, because she definitely beats the odds.
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at July 24, 2010 04:24 PM (ZqxmO)
Posted by: bigred at July 24, 2010 08:19 PM (uh7Ap)
I had a landlady who was there at the time. She said everyone knew what it meant when the glorious victories kept getting closer and closer to Berlin.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2010 04:24 PM (LtIsn)
Why the fuck not?
Hell, thousands of those dumbfucks turned out in Berlin to cheer Obama when he was trying to become the Dem nominee.
Posted by: Deety (enjoying her cheese like a good citizen) at July 24, 2010 04:26 PM (aVzyR)
Why the fuck not?
Hell, thousands of those dumbfucks turned out in Berlin to cheer Obama when he was trying to become the Dem nominee.
Posted by: Deety (enjoying her cheese like a good citizen) at July 24, 2010 08:26 PM (aVzyR)
Yes, they did. But they elected a leader more conservative than Obama, and when Obama begged her to follow us into the poorhouse she told him to pound sand.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2010 04:30 PM (LtIsn)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 24, 2010 04:32 PM (imD7p)
Okay, next time I meet Angela Merkel, I will totally rub her shoulders.
Seems like she's got a lot on her plate.
What?
Posted by: Deety (enjoying her cheese like a good citizen) at July 24, 2010 04:37 PM (aVzyR)
Yeah, I was reading him all through that, and I've tried to explain it to my wife many times, without much success:
Me: Well, you see, after President Bush came out against gay marriage, Sullivan turned against the Iraq war.
Her: What? That doesn't make any sense. Try again.
Me: Bush came out against gay marriage
Her: Yes
Me: And that turned Sullivan against the Iraq war.
Her: Does he have...issues?
Me: Well, yes.
Her: Ah.
Posted by: Splunge at July 24, 2010 04:38 PM (9uwvY)
Posted by: curious at July 24, 2010 04:40 PM (p302b)
Okay, next time I meet Angela Merkel, I will totally rub her shoulders.
Seems like she's got a lot on her plate.
What?
Posted by: Deety (enjoying her cheese like a good citizen) at July 24, 2010 08:37 PM (aVzyR)
Do you remember that famous picture of her in the dress with the pluuuuuuuuuunging neckline? I would totally rub her shoulders if she wore that dress.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2010 04:44 PM (LtIsn)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 24, 2010 04:48 PM (d1FhN)
Sullivan should have Leonard Nimoy come out of retirement and do an In Search Of espisode. Could be a doubleheader with an update on the "Face on Mars".
Posted by: Horatius at July 24, 2010 04:50 PM (yeT3s)
I'm not sure what other term you'd use for what Andy is doing to the Palins.
Posted by: Merovign - Why is Andy on the Loose? at July 25, 2010 01:48 AM (bxiXv)
Heather,
IIRC Watts refused to even ask to join. They did refuse to let a guy from CT join back in the day. I think his name was Gary Franks.
Posted by: DrewM. at July 24, 2010 06:30 PM (X/Lqh)
JC Watts said "Thank you for not asking, but no anyway."
Gary Franks was signed up and CHARGED money for it, but not allowed to participate.
Yeah, the CBC are real pieces of work.
Posted by: Merovign - A Just For The Record Kind Of Guy at July 25, 2010 01:51 AM (bxiXv)
What bothers me about the Andrew Sullivan/Trig Truther story is that so many conservative bloggers think it's funny. Gay-man-obsessed-with-Palins-vagina. Nobody seems to remember where the story was headed before it was announced that Bristol was pregnant. If Sarah didn't give birth to Trig, then it must have been Bristol who did. Why would an 18 year old girl give birth to a baby with Downs Syndrome? Incest, of course.
Andrew Sullivan is not obsessed with Palin's vagina. He is obsessed with the idea that Bristol is the victim of incest. That's always been his goal. It's not Sarah Palin he's insane over, it's Todd or Track. My guess is, considering Sullivans history, it's Track who haunts his dreams. I don't find it funny, I find it sick.
Posted by: Jaynie59 at July 25, 2010 06:23 AM (YjQWV)
Posted by: Have Blue at July 25, 2010 09:27 AM (mV+es)
Posted by: Jaynie59 at July 25, 2010 10:23 AM (YjQWV)
Word.
I wasn't kidding about the restraining order, the man's deranged.
Posted by: Merovign - I said not kidding! at July 25, 2010 10:43 AM (bxiXv)
I'm sure that idiot Palin is behind it . . . somehow . . . I don't know how. I'm just raising questions here.
Posted by: Obstetrician-General Sir Andrew S. Sullivan, Esq., O.B.E., W.T.F. at July 25, 2010 01:07 PM (qXuXs)
Posted by: Dan at July 24, 2010 06:10 PM (1jzSs)
+1
Posted by: torabora at July 25, 2010 09:56 PM (AenIX)
Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2010 06:48 PM (/jbAw)
Dat's right! Civil rights fo ME and NOT fo thee!
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Well, him and Mickey Kaus.
Posted by: cassandra in MT at July 24, 2010 01:39 PM (jOR9i)