December 01, 2010
— Gabriel Malor Yesterday, the dummies in the Senate, including 14 Republicans, voted to pass the "FDA Food Safety Modernization Act", a bill that will raise the price of food.
Today, Majority Leader Reid and his retarded fellows are getting a lesson in civics:
A food safety bill that has burned up precious days of the Senate’s lame-duck session appears headed back to the chamber because Democrats violated a constitutional provision requiring that tax provisions originate in the House.By pre-empting the House’s tax-writing authority, Senate Democrats appear to have touched off a power struggle with members of their own party in the House. The Senate passed the bill Tuesday, sending it to the House, but House Democrats are expected to use a procedure known as “blue slipping” to block the bill, according to House and Senate GOP aides.
The bill included several "fees" (aka "taxes") on businesses to pay for new federal food inspectors and other bureaucratic expansion. Roll Call speculates that Reid will have to drop the bill until next year, since Republicans led by Senator Coburn won't agree to change the lame duck schedule now.
One word of caution: the source for this story appears to be Republican staffers in the House and the Senate, who expect House Democrats to not let the Senate usurp the House's constitutional prerogative. Let's just say my expectation that House Democrats will "do the right thing" is not very high. It could happen, but I'm not going to put big money on it.
Update: Just so you know who the 14 Republican retards who voted for this thing are:
Alexander (R-TN)
Brown (R-MA)
Burr (R-NC)
Collins (R-ME)
Enzi (R-WY)
Grassley (R-IA)
Gregg (R-NH)
Johanns (R-NE)
Kirk (R-IL)
LeMieux (R-FL)
Lugar (R-IN)
Murkowski (R-AK)
Snowe (R-ME)
Vitter (R-LA)
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Posted by: Sweet Lucifer Morningstar at December 01, 2010 05:31 AM (q/Y+m)
Effectiveness boils down to law enforcement.
Enforce the current laws rather than add more.
Whatever funding would have been required for the new law should be spent on the current enforcements.
CUT GOVERNMENT SPENDING.
Is this bill related to McCain's bill making over the counter vitamins/supplements illegal? Will his get inserted within?
Posted by: maverick muse at December 01, 2010 05:32 AM (H+LJc)
Posted by: chad at December 01, 2010 05:32 AM (WNcvq)
Posted by: mea culpa at December 01, 2010 05:34 AM (3nDF5)
Posted by: maverick muse at December 01, 2010 05:34 AM (H+LJc)
. . . Brown (R-MA)
Vote the RINO out!!
Posted by: Indignant Anti-establishmentarian at December 01, 2010 05:35 AM (q/Y+m)
Posted by: Tim at December 01, 2010 05:35 AM (xq7pr)
Especially since a good chunk of them are on the way out. This will be one of many final "fuck you"s to the American public. Wonderful.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 01, 2010 05:35 AM (9hSKh)
Buwahahahahahaha!
Posted by: Obamacare Coverage Mandates at December 01, 2010 05:37 AM (9hSKh)
Demerits? Anything?
Posted by: Fritz at December 01, 2010 05:37 AM (GwPRU)
Posted by: dvdivx at December 01, 2010 05:40 AM (rBW4C)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at December 01, 2010 05:43 AM (HaYO4)
Posted by: Zimriel at December 01, 2010 05:46 AM (Mpe2f)
Posted by: MWR at December 01, 2010 05:46 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: chad at December 01, 2010 09:32 AM (WNcvq)"
I think you are right. The only way this turd passes is if the House passes the Senate version, which it will now do as a final "screw you" measure.
Posted by: dvdivx at December 01, 2010 05:46 AM (rBW4C)
I just want them to stop putting fecal material in my peanut butter.
You are engaged in an obvious attempt to mislead the public. Fecal matter offers many health benefits.
Posted by: National Organziation for the Promotion of Fecal Matter at December 01, 2010 05:47 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at December 01, 2010 05:47 AM (RkRxq)
Posted by: Trish at December 01, 2010 05:47 AM (yqhkv)
Posted by: mea culpa at December 01, 2010 09:34 AM (3nDF5)
I'm not even a natural born citizen Bwahaaaaa!
Posted by: B+rry Ob+owmao at December 01, 2010 05:49 AM (GtDKF)
Basically any farm that isn't owned by ConAgra, ADM or Monsanto is exempt from what I read yesterday. Tester (D-MT) forced that through.
Posted by: chad at December 01, 2010 05:49 AM (WNcvq)
Posted by: Bill Lumbergh at December 01, 2010 05:50 AM (K/USr)
Posted by: John McAmnesty, Loser to an Incompetant Ideologue at December 01, 2010 05:51 AM (GtDKF)
Posted by: Bill Lumbergh at December 01, 2010 05:52 AM (K/USr)
Aaarghh! Mark Kirk was sworn in yesterday, yesterday!! and this is the first thing he votes on???!!!!!!!!!!!
Idiot!!!
Posted by: Boots at December 01, 2010 05:54 AM (neKzn)
Posted by: Illinidiva at December 01, 2010 05:55 AM (23P91)
Scott Brown is not getting reelected, not in a presidential election year in a state that reelected Deval Patrick in a 'bad' year for Democrats nationwide.
Scott can stick his finger in our eye all day long and in the end the Dem vote machine will churn out and pull the "D" lever mindlessly.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at December 01, 2010 05:56 AM (TpXEI)
Posted by: tarpon at December 01, 2010 09:47 AM (g0QB
FIFY
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at December 01, 2010 05:56 AM (eCAn3)
Vote the RINO out!!
Brown is the closest thing to a Republican one can get in this zombie state. (Remember that when Romney is running in the primaries). Can't completely blame him for being an idiot half the time, but an idiot half the time is better than the full time Democrat loons we have running the show in this state.
I swear someday the only people going to be left in Massachusetts are the indigent welfare suckers and the limousine liberal moonbats. It'll be pay per view entertainment when the monster finally turns on its creator.
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at December 01, 2010 05:56 AM (ijjAe)
Posted by: torabora at December 01, 2010 05:59 AM (GtDKF)
Most commenters will probably say that it's bad because this is a function that should be handled by a private company such as UL. In my opinion they are people who have never had to deal with UL, ETL, CSA or any of the other NRTLs, which are probably the only organizations in existence that make the federal government look efficient in comparison.
My primary objection is that, from what I have read, the bill has so many exceptions that it doesn't actually address the issues that have come up in recent food contamination cases, and it will probably raise costs substantially.
Posted by: chad at December 01, 2010 06:02 AM (WNcvq)
Posted by: bustamove at December 01, 2010 06:02 AM (2gwC2)
We already new these elites were obstructionists. We'll see how things go for them when the new House is seated. Post-reconciliation of appropriations will the markups pass the House?
I feel in my bones Boehner and Cantor will be getting more face-time with Amerikkka than they are expecting.
Posted by: gary gulrud at December 01, 2010 06:02 AM (/g2vP)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 01, 2010 06:04 AM (Z6Mgb)
I already linked it at about comment 16 in the headlines thread.
Posted by: chad at December 01, 2010 06:05 AM (WNcvq)
Posted by: alwyr at December 01, 2010 06:05 AM (w2++y)
She may be the ultimate anti-RINO.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ( NJConservative) at December 01, 2010 06:05 AM (LH6ir)
I deal with UL quite a bit. Saying they are as bad as the federal government is a stretch. After all, the company seeking UL listing is who pays for it, as opposed to taxpayers.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at December 01, 2010 06:06 AM (TpXEI)
And under this bill the cost is footed by the food producers (and ultimately the consumer). That's what the fees are for.
Posted by: chad at December 01, 2010 06:08 AM (WNcvq)
Posted by: evil libertarian at December 01, 2010 06:08 AM (q1Tbv)
Constitution? Piffle. They will do what they want, and it doesn't matter what we think. Fat lot of good 63 seats gets you. I know, they haven't taken office yet, but wouldn't matter.
Posted by: blaster at December 01, 2010 06:10 AM (MrMxG)
Isn't there a constitutional amendment that banned lame duck sessions?
Posted by: Ben at December 01, 2010 06:10 AM (wuv1c)
"The other half will be here to brand you a RINO loving [heretic] shortly."
See 38. Big diff between career ticks and green centerfolds.
Besides the word for 'inbred prosimian mutant spawn' is not "heretic".
Posted by: gary gulrud at December 01, 2010 06:10 AM (/g2vP)
I've been amazed by this vote and the Earmark ban vote.
People who are obstensibly conservative like Jim Inhofe and David Vitter seem to turn up on the wrong side of these issues
Posted by: Ben at December 01, 2010 06:12 AM (wuv1c)
Posted by: Ben at December 01, 2010 06:12 AM (wuv1c)
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at December 01, 2010 06:15 AM (eCAn3)
Posted by: chad at December 01, 2010 06:15 AM (WNcvq)
Posted by: Ben at December 01, 2010 10:12 AM (wuv1c)
Could be.
Posted by: Whorehouse Harry Reid at December 01, 2010 06:15 AM (GtDKF)
^ This.
Always start from the position that when the federal government regulates something, the cost of that thing will go up. So whatever benefit we're getting from the regulation better be equal to or greater than the cost increase. If it's not, WHY THE FUCK IS IT GETTING REGULATED?
Here, the food safety act doesn't actually fix anything. It just makes it more expensive to produce and sell food. So it's not worth it.
I'm not opposed to safe food either. I just don't see what this bill has to do with making my food safer, other than the title of the bill.
Posted by: Gabriel Malor at December 01, 2010 06:17 AM (XVaFd)
Posted by: Ben at December 01, 2010 06:18 AM (wuv1c)
Posted by: GMan at December 01, 2010 06:18 AM (sxq57)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 01, 2010 06:21 AM (eOXTH)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at December 01, 2010 06:21 AM (ijjAe)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 01, 2010 06:21 AM (Z6Mgb)
Posted by: chad at December 01, 2010 06:22 AM (WNcvq)
Posted by: dananjcon at December 01, 2010 06:23 AM (pr+up)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 01, 2010 06:24 AM (eOXTH)
Is it just me, or are these idiots voting to increase food prices and taxes on the same fucking day that unemployment benefits are running out for millions of people?
I'm not say that we should print money for unemployment benefits either, but in a reupblic wouldn't this normally equal political suicide?
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 01, 2010 06:25 AM (R2fpr)
Remember folks, if he gets primaried out, the GOP is "beyond redemption" according to Danforth
Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2010 06:28 AM (vdfwz)
and when a non rino republican is so wrong on a vote...ie the ear mark bill or this food bill should we have a new word?
Posted by: phoenixgirl
The term is: 'electable Republican' or 'Republican of last resort'
Perhaps: 'Republican Offering Compromise for Kicks' (ROCKS)
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 01, 2010 06:28 AM (R2fpr)
Remember folks, if he gets primaried out, the GOP is "beyond redemption" according to Danforth
Posted by: kbdabear
I endorse this message.
Posted by: Mike Castle (and I'm still pissed) at December 01, 2010 06:29 AM (R2fpr)
...so everyone who lives north of Atlanta is going to see the price of oranges skyrocket.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 01, 2010 06:29 AM (4ucxv)
I guess this is where we find out if it's true what they say about bread and circuses.
Posted by: chad at December 01, 2010 06:30 AM (WNcvq)
Here's some more good news: the FDA has recalled Darvocet and Darvon.
My wife uses Darvocet to control the pain from RSD, Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy, and has been using it for the last 7 years with no ill effect.
The recall was in response to a petion from "Public Citizen" the reactionary leftist group founded by Ralph Nader.
Thanks a lot, assholes, now my wife is in a panic trying to track down her neurologist in order to get a replacement pain medicine.
One that will have actual side effects, unlike the Darvocet.
Oh, and Darvon has been on the market since 1957.
Posted by: Lazarus Long at December 01, 2010 06:30 AM (Mgd8Q)
Well, that makes sense...creates a need for M'Shell's (how does she legally hold power to spend federal money, again?) new federally-subsidized salad bars and veggie markets.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 01, 2010 06:32 AM (4ucxv)
Posted by: Rocks at December 01, 2010 06:33 AM (Q1lie)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 01, 2010 06:33 AM (eOXTH)
Posted by: chad at December 01, 2010 06:36 AM (WNcvq)
Posted by: Barry O'Manly at December 01, 2010 06:37 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: chad at December 01, 2010 06:38 AM (WNcvq)
Posted by: jewells45 at December 01, 2010 06:39 AM (l/N7H)
Actually, there isn't much in the reconciliation version about real exceptions...
The 275 mile rule applies to what are called "Qualified End Users", and the $500K limit is under the 1 year exemption clause.
And yes, several large ag businesses are still supporting this travesty, such as Kraft & General Mills (at least as of last PM).
Calling this bill "Food Safety" does not make it so. It does nothing to enhance "food safety" nor does it "protect" consumers. It does raise costs & makes it nearly impossible for small companies to sell nationwide...
Posted by: Jess at December 01, 2010 06:39 AM (JxrwH)
Posted by: justin cord at December 01, 2010 06:39 AM (V3JdB)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 01, 2010 06:41 AM (tE8FB)
"I take darvocet too, for my back pain. Now what am I supposed to do?"
Suffer.
Sounds cruel, but that's what you get now that our lives are goverened by faceless mandarins...
Posted by: Jess at December 01, 2010 06:45 AM (JxrwH)
Here's some more good news: the FDA has recalled Darvocet and Darvon.
My wife uses Darvocet to control the pain from RSD, Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy, and has been using it for the last 7 years with no ill effect.
The recall was in response to a petion from "Public Citizen" the reactionary leftist group founded by Ralph Nader.
Thanks a lot, assholes, now my wife is in a panic trying to track down her neurologist in order to get a replacement pain medicine.
One that will have actual side effects, unlike the Darvocet.
Oh, and Darvon has been on the market since 1957.
on what basis did they ban it? Also I always thought Percocet, Endocet, and all the other "-ocet's" were essentially the same drug. Are they banned too?
Posted by: Ben at December 01, 2010 06:45 AM (wuv1c)
Posted by: Luca Brasi at December 01, 2010 06:46 AM (YmPwQ)
Posted by: Jean at December 01, 2010 06:49 AM (HKVGZ)
Posted by: Jean at December 01, 2010 06:51 AM (7Jipo)
The Dark LordÂ’s Second Law:
95% of all politicians are motivated by self-interests.
The Dark LordÂ’s Third Law:
The remaining 5% are the dangerous ones.
Posted by: AoSHQ's DarkLord© at December 01, 2010 06:51 AM (GBXon)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 01, 2010 06:52 AM (Z6Mgb)
Henceforth, I'm the only licensed seller of Ugg boots!
Please report any further Ugg spam to the corporate offices.
Posted by: Tom Brady at December 01, 2010 06:52 AM (BP6Z1)
The active ingredient (Propoxyphene) was found to cause serious cardiac arrhythmias in a substantial number of patients. I read somewhere it was up to 5% put I can't find that number now. It has been banned in Europe for a couple years now.
Percocet is oxycodone and tylenol oxycodone is a synthetic heroin derivative.
Posted by: chad at December 01, 2010 06:52 AM (WNcvq)
Sacrifice:
Washington (CNN) -- President Barack Obama is considering at least a
short delay to the start of his holiday vacation in Hawaii so he can try to work
out a deal with congressional Republicans on the Bush tax cuts that expire
December 31
Posted by: PoconoJoe at December 01, 2010 06:52 AM (txywl)
Vitter proves well he can do to us, what the Madam did to him
And yet he's so much better than my other Senator. He bought it, she sells it.
Posted by: Mama AJ at December 01, 2010 06:54 AM (XdlcF)
...so everyone who lives north of Atlanta is going to see the price of oranges skyrocket.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 01, 2010 10:29 AM (4ucxv)
... and everyone outside of Kansas will see the price of everything made from grain crops skyrocket. (I'm generalising, but you get the picture)
Posted by: theBman at December 01, 2010 06:59 AM (/vN7m)
Obama administration officials will announce this afternoon that they will not allow offshore oil drilling in the eastern Gulf of Mexico or off the Atlantic and Pacific coasts as part of the next five-year drilling plan, according to sources briefed on the plan, reversing two key policy changes President Obama announced in late March. During that announcement -- less than a month before the BP oil spill -- Obama and Interior Secretary Ken Salazar said they would open up the eastern Gulf and parts of the Atlantic, including off the coast of Virginia, to offshore oil and gas exploration.
So raising food prices wasn't enough, energy prices need to go up too.
Posted by: chad at December 01, 2010 06:59 AM (WNcvq)
"The active ingredient (Propoxyphene) was found to cause serious cardiac arrhythmias in a substantial number of patients. I read somewhere it was up to 5% "
Here's a thought: take THEM off of it.
Posted by: Lazarus Long at December 01, 2010 06:59 AM (Mgd8Q)
Here's some more good news: the FDA has recalled Darvocet and Darvon.
Oh, and Darvon has been on the market since 1957.
Posted by: Lazarus Long at December 01, 2010 10:30 AM (Mgd8Q)
Sickening, but not surprising. The FDA has been doing as much harm as good for years now. I, too, lost a side-effect-free medicine thanks to their damn meddling. If it were up to them they'd ban asprin. They're letting perfect become the enemy of the good. They don't follow their own directives on risk analysis. They don't really weigh cost/benefit - they look for any reason to obstruct progress they can find. Unless, of course, there's bribe money involved. In that case you can get anything approved.
Posted by: Reactionary at December 01, 2010 07:00 AM (xUM1Q)
Nope.
Percocet is a mixture of oxycodone and acetaminophen. They work synergistically, thus the mixture.
It is one of the many opiates, which are derived from opium, not heroin.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ( NJConservative) at December 01, 2010 07:02 AM (LH6ir)
Posted by: Jean at December 01, 2010 07:03 AM (lnUW/)
Control energy, control food, and you've got the populace under your thumb.
Posted by: Obamacare Coverage Mandates at December 01, 2010 07:03 AM (9hSKh)
Oh, and Darvon has been on the market since 1957.
on what basis did they ban it? Also I always thought Percocet, Endocet, and all the other "-ocet's" were essentially the same drug. Are they banned too?
Posted by: Ben at December 01, 2010 10:45 AM (wuv1c)
The "-ocet" means it contains acetaminophen [Tylenol©®]. The preceding syllables is the difference in the drugs.
Posted by: Museisluse© at December 01, 2010 07:03 AM (DTfXb)
Posted by: chad at December 01, 2010 07:06 AM (WNcvq)
Cook your meats all the way through- if you're going to eat rare meat, then you have to accept the risks.
Wash your fruits and vegetables thoroughly. If you're concerned, or if there is an outbreak, cook them instead of eating them raw.
These things aren't hard, they don't require congressional intervention, and they don't mess with the price of food one wit.
And, as for Darvocet: Crap. I think my wife takes that for her migraines- I'll have to let her know so she can look for something, too.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at December 01, 2010 07:07 AM (8y9MW)
It is one of the many opiates, which are derived from opium, not heroin.
It's a semi-synthetic opioid.
I figure they just want to get oxycodone off of the market because it's widely abused.
Posted by: Ed Anger at December 01, 2010 07:08 AM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at December 01, 2010 07:08 AM (LdYLm)
Obama debt panel: $4 trillion in cuts
The introductory graph was enough to piss me off. "Making the Bush tax cuts permanent for household income under $250,000 would cost over $3 trillion over the first decade".
/There are at least two fallacies in that single sentence. First, the notion that taxes are a "cost" to government (it's our money, damn it!) and second, that making the Bush tax cuts permanent would cause that big of a deficit. I assume that a static revenue analysis was used to derive that number.
Posted by: Obamacare Coverage Mandates at December 01, 2010 07:09 AM (9hSKh)
Aaarghh! Mark Kirk was sworn in yesterday, yesterday!! and this is the first thing he votes on???!!!!!!!!!!!
It's best to have your illusions shattered early on. That way you can move directly to revenge fantasies.Posted by: WalrusRex at December 01, 2010 07:09 AM (xxgag)
/There are at least two fallacies in that single sentence. First, the notion that taxes are a "cost" to government (it's our money, damn it!) and second, that making the Bush tax cuts permanent would cause that big of a deficit. I assume that a static revenue analysis was used to derive that number.
Posted by: Obamacare Coverage Mandates at December 01, 2010 11:09 AM (9hSKh)
Not to mention that everybody is talking about tax cuts when what is really going on is a proposed tax increase.
Posted by: WalrusRex at December 01, 2010 07:10 AM (xxgag)
Aaarghh! Mark Kirk was sworn in yesterday, yesterday!! and this is the first thing he votes on???!!!!!!!!!!!
It's best to have your illusions shattered early on. That way you can move directly to revenge fantasies.
Posted by: WalrusRex at December 01, 2010 11:09 AM (xxgag)
Charlie Brown - Voters for Mark Kirk
Football - Food Safety
Lucy - Mark Kirk
Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at December 01, 2010 07:11 AM (LdYLm)
I'd prefer having to pay a little more so that Chinese companies cannot put rat parts or use lead parts in food exports.
Howzabout we just tell the ChiComs to go fuck themselves and we start growing all our own food? Problem solved.
This solution also works for everything else we currently import from them for no good reason. We can make all our stuff here, like we used to, once we get Washington under our direct control.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 01, 2010 07:13 AM (b6qrg)
Posted by: Dave C looking to duck under a table. at December 01, 2010 07:14 AM (vjkov)
I'd prefer having to pay a little more so that Chinese companies cannot put rat parts or use lead parts in food exports.
Howzabout we just tell the ChiComs to go fuck themselves and we start growing all our own food? Problem solved.
This solution also works for everything else we currently import from them for no good reason. We can make all our stuff here, like we used to, once we get Washington under our direct control.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 01, 2010 11:13 AM (b6qrg)
The whole point of the bill is to make people dependent on Gov't. The world Gov't. (Channeling my inner Glen Beck)
Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at December 01, 2010 07:14 AM (LdYLm)
Yup, *golf clap*.
Showing this from another sentence in the story:
Tax measures -- including a reduction in tax breaks -- would account for roughly 26%.
/Reduction in tax breaks = tax increase.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 01, 2010 07:15 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: Jean at December 01, 2010 07:15 AM (wgkZv)
Shoot back.
Posted by: wrg at December 01, 2010 07:16 AM (mB2ub)
I swear someday the only people going to be left in Massachusetts are the indigent welfare suckers and the limousine liberal moonbats. It'll be pay per view entertainment when the monster finally turns on its creator.
You joke about this, but it's true: The DEMs now consist of rich white libtards [largely Jewish hucksters & conmen], blacks, and Mexican Indians, with some [albeit slowly fading] support from the Catholic union thugs.
And, of course, the homosexual interior decorators.
Without WASPs to do something productive in an economy, the DEM constituency will quickly implode, disintegrate, and cannibalize itself.
If this situation weren't so terribly tragic, it would be kinda hilarious [which seems to be e.g. Tom Wolfe's point of view - just sit back and laugh at the tragicomedy of it all.]
Posted by: Lindsey Grahamnesty licking Rahm Emanuel's salty shaven balls at December 01, 2010 07:16 AM (pfMMA)
Posted by: Lindsey Grahamnesty licking Rahm Emanuel's salty shaven balls at December 01, 2010 07:16 AM (pfMMA)
Maybe those mental health professional should re-evaluate their Obama-is-not-nuts finding.
Posted by: WalrusRex at December 01, 2010 07:17 AM (xxgag)
Former pro hoopster Charles Barkley is known for speaking his mind, and he didn't hold back Tuesday night when discussing Barack 's basketball abilities on "Conan."
"I'm an old fat guy now, but I'll kick his ass," said Barkley, suggesting that he could beat the president in a one-on-one.
Obama's biggest problem? "He's a lefty. He always goes left. And if you just stand there, I'm not sure if you were to open up the right side, he could go right at all." (Insert political symbolism here.)
Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at December 01, 2010 07:17 AM (LdYLm)
I'd prefer having to pay a little more so that Chinese companies cannot put rat parts or use lead parts in food exports
You no rike rat parts in your food round eye?
Posted by: Chinese Rat Parts LLC at December 01, 2010 07:17 AM (wuv1c)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at December 01, 2010 07:18 AM (8y9MW)
The biggest source of food poisonings according to CDC used to be ice at fast food restaurants because the kids working the soda machine would go to the bathroom not wash his hands and then run the cup (and hand) thru the ice getting it all nice and fecally contaminated for you. When we did bacteriological testing at the on base McDonalds in Philadelphia it always came back positive for coliform. I stopped getting ice in my soda's.
Posted by: chad at December 01, 2010 07:18 AM (WNcvq)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at December 01, 2010 07:19 AM (8y9MW)
@124 - I'll laugh as long as I've got enough food and ammunition myself.
You can NEVER have enough ammunition.
NEVER.
Posted by: Lindsey Grahamnesty licking Rahm Emanuel's salty shaven balls at December 01, 2010 07:20 AM (pfMMA)
Posted by: PoconoJoe at December 01, 2010 07:24 AM (txywl)
Don't believe me....look at the collar county vote totals in the Senate and Governor races. Bill Brady lost because he could not pull the same vote totals out of those suburban enclaves that Kirk could. We are at least another 2 cycles away from getting a more conservative Senator.....and that is because, in 4 years, Pat Quinn and company will have screwed the state up so bad that the suburban voters will finally pull their heads out.
It is what it is.
Posted by: Mallamutt at December 01, 2010 11:21 AM (OWjjx)
yea, I know, it's sometimes you wish these guys would show some backbone.
Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at December 01, 2010 07:24 AM (LdYLm)
Preparation and handling at the end-point are far more likely to cause problems than even having your cabbage just swarming with e. coli or salmonella. Most packaging is going to kill all that stuff anyway, and (at worst) all you have to do is wash it and cook it and the bacteria dies off.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at December 01, 2010 07:26 AM (8y9MW)
on what basis did they ban it? Also I always thought Percocet, Endocet, and all the other "-ocet's" were essentially the same drug. Are they banned too?
Posted by: BenIf the FDA banned Percocet, Caroline Kennedy would be on the hotline to BO to tell him to reverse the ban.
Can't have the Kennedys go without one of their drugs of choice.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 01, 2010 07:26 AM (oREHE)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at December 01, 2010 07:27 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Chicago Jedi at December 01, 2010 07:27 AM (WZFkG)
Posted by: George Orwell at December 01, 2010 07:29 AM (AZGON)
The nice thing about 2012?
We can afford to dump Snowe & Brown because we'll pick up a bunch of seats in the red states. So...fuck 'em.
Our mission in 2012 is (in this order):
1. Keep the House
2. Take the Senate
3. Defeat Obama.
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at December 01, 2010 07:30 AM (uFokq)
Howzabout we just tell the ChiComs to go fuck themselves and we start growing all our own food? Problem solved.
Helllllllp meeeeeeeeeee.......
Posted by: San Joaquin Valley Memorial Delta Smelt Dustbowl at December 01, 2010 07:31 AM (DZVrI)
The nice thing about 2012?
We can afford to dump Snowe & Brown because we'll pick up a bunch of seats in the red states. So...fuck 'em.
Our mission in 2012 is (in this order):
1. Keep the House
2. Take the Senate
3. Defeat Obama.
In the meantime, we'll just keep smiling and pretending that that the RINOs are better than the alternatve...as they keep on voting like the alternative.
Posted by: Luca Brasi at December 01, 2010 07:43 AM (YmPwQ)
I just googled up the summary of this monstrosity.. The size and scope is unbelievable.
And, at the same time, Slappy the Lip o'Twelve Stitches is running around, telling us, "The Rich" are responsible for the deficit.
Posted by: franksalterego at December 01, 2010 08:04 AM (+6fgE)
Well, Richard, it appears you did nothing but lie during the election. Apparently you believe no one is watching.
Posted by: blindside at December 01, 2010 08:15 AM (x7g7t)
"Senator Burr,
I am extremely disappointed that you voted in favor of the food safety bill. A bill which will do little other than increase the cost of food.
I would have thought that you would have seen by the last election that people want LESS government involvement in our lives.
I guess I was mistaken. You can feel proud of you standing with those stalwarts of conservatism, Senators Collins and Snowe."
Posted by: TC at December 01, 2010 08:20 AM (DYJjQ)
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Posted by: NCHometownGirl at December 01, 2010 08:46 AM (TNHSJ)
“The FDA Food Safety Modernization Act will help protect the food served on dinner tables across the entire country. It addresses issues including food borne illness outbreaks and product recalls. This bill helps make sure our imported food is safe. What the bill the Senate passed today would not do is change how meat is regulated or sold. The bill would not regulate backyard gardens, produce grown for sale at farmers markets, locally sold foods, organizational picnics or bake sales, or food grown by individuals and their families. The bill would not add record keeping requirements for farms or allow the FDA to inspect farms. We made sure an amendment was added that would shield farmers and food producers from new federal regulations as long as the producer has less than $500,000 in annual sales and sells their products directly to consumers within 275 miles or within their own state.”
Looks like I am going to have to read the bill.
Posted by: Fenga Pappit at December 01, 2010 09:32 AM (A7anl)
Posted by: chuck in st paul at December 01, 2010 11:07 AM (EhYdw)
I did win, right? Mark Levin told me that winning the primary was a victory in itself, so that counts, right? I'm a Senator now, right?
*orders stationery*
Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at December 01, 2010 12:01 PM (TyLpy)
Fucking homework, people.
And when I say "homework," I don't mean "it has the word safety in the title, right?"
Codex Alimentarius, reduced physical inspections, higher rates, expanded discretionary powers - sweet baby Jesus, no one cares, do they?
And if you don't know what the problems with the Codex are, to start with they weaken standards in some areas like allergens. The whole idea is to simplify trade, and that's not an *inherently* bad idea, but methods matter.
Some of the complaints have been overblown, but mainly on scale or timing and not on content if that makes any sense. i.e. this bill may not totally screw the supplements market but it sure as hell is headed in that direction.
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Quaint idea of the day: That anyone in Washington knows the provisions of the Constitution.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 01, 2010 05:30 AM (B+qrE)