Posted by: alexthechick at August 09, 2010 03:33 PM (YBXMV)

--You read my mind.

Posted by: alexthechick at August 09, 2010 03:33 PM (YBXMV)

--You read my mind.

Posted by: logprof at August 09, 2010 03:35 PM (BP6Z1)

Right after Obama's long-form birth certificate.

Is this about the same time frame that Obama was doing coke and hanging around a bunch of Marxists?

Oh, and GQ? Really?

Is every other article still about expensive sports cars and watches for guys with little dicks?

Thank you, Tea Partiers, for nominating the only candidate in KY who might lose in the general.

Umm, he holds a pretty solid lead over Conway. I believe the last time Ras did a poll a couple weeks back, he was up nearly eight percentage points.

Pop tarts!!

_{i ate a whole pie once.}

This is almost as bad as getting drunk and crashing your car into a lake and swimming away while the woman riding with you drowns. And not reporting it until the next day.

Hmmmm... anonymous sources, of a College prank which would lead to KIDNAPPING charges?  and False Inprisonment?

So, Dr. Paul, when did you stop Kidnapping innocent Christians and forcing them to worship your false Pagan Gods?

Is this about the same time frame that Obama was doing coke and hanging around a bunch of Marxists?

Hey, his wife was in spain it was his bday, he just wanted to cut loose

Posted by: toby928 at August 09, 2010 03:37 PM (S5YRY)

Those assholes send me a freebie several times a year.  That's the only reason I know it still exists.

Posted by: fiscal ferret, social fruit bat at August 09, 2010 03:49 PM (uFokq)

--Bob is a nice, symmetrical, anodyne name.

This is a religion that is best practiced with large quantities of Aquavit on hand.

So, Dr. Paul, when did you stop Kidnapping innocent Christians and forcing them to worship your false Pagan Gods?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2010 03:46 PM (H+oXM)

His answer: "When it stopped being hilariously funny."

Posted by: fiscal ferret, social fruit bat at August 09, 2010 03:53 PM (uFokq)

Hey!  This is Bob, remember?  Cut him some slack.

Posted by: Darryl Rouson, D-St. Petersburg at August 09, 2010 03:57 PM (9hSKh)

If only there were a store selling K-Y in bongs....

Posted by: Donna at August 09, 2010 03:59 PM (A77nn)

C'mon, we've already heard him waxing lyrical about his childhood, listening to the mellifluous strains of the call to evening prayer as the sun set over Indonesia.  What more do you need to know?

Posted by: Donna at August 09, 2010 03:59 PM (A77nn)

--We do know that his two points were crucial to his team winning the high school basketball championship.

As a bible loving American who loves guns, fireworks and water boarding, I'm very concerned about these allegations. My Jesus-y nature just cannot allow me to condone Rand Paul's evil.

Because of this, I will be forced to quit the Teabag Party and conduct my racism somewhere else.

Aqua Shiva -- The classical deity with grandma's head.

"So when is the press ever going to show us anything Obummer did in his college days? How about High School? Elementary school?How about pre-school? I thought so..."

All those home movies of him walking on water and healing the lame are kinda washed-out and marred with massive lens-flares from little Barry's Divine Light.

Sooo... this lady was kidnapped, tied up, transported, forced to do drugs, forced to say things she did not want...

But of course, never said anything to the Police?

Bet she picked Rand only because she did not know the Duke Lacrosse team?

Posted by: robtr at August 09, 2010 04:08 PM (fwSHf)

Short, fat and wet?

"Wow, It's a good thing I'm not running for office. There were some pretty kinky things I did in kindergarten..."

I'll be in my bunk hot-tub.

The OH NOES Brotherhood.

Oh dammit, now that's gonna be stuck in my head, Jacques.

*sigh*

All those home movies of him walking on water and healing the lame are kinda washed-out and marred with massive lens-flares from little Barry's Divine Light.

Posted by: reason at August 09, 2010 04:05 PM (F26eZ)

Shave his head, I bet there's an arrow on his scalp.  A double-ended arrow.

He's the Last Truthbender!

(Just kidding.  He's not the first, not the only, and certainly not the last.)

That's not Aqua Velva, it's Barbacide.

I graduated from Baylor right about the same time. I used to hang out with some of the NoZe Bros, too. 

As far as to whether I ever knew of that kind of thing going on, allow me to say categorically - I swear that I was never on the swim team.

that is all.

"Regardless of the merits of ZengerleÂ’s case against Kos, it does state two specific ways that opinion writing can be corrupted:

1. presence of unknown money contributions,

2. political motivations that override concerns for truth ...

How would a lay person recognize these signs without being able to do the investigative journalism that could uncover a money trail or gain access to a private listserv?

Zengerle was asked as much, but didnÂ’t provide a direct answer. Are political blogs in fact more susceptible to this kind of undue influence and therefore are a notch below the opinion in newspapers and magazines? "

 Full Article at link

http://bit.ly/acBPJi

I wasn't fat I had an aqua retention problem

Namaste

Yes... come worship my Watery Goodness!  Bong hits for ALL!

And... bring on the sacrificial Virgins... cause that is sooooo Buddha like...

Oh... wait... dam, why couldn't I be an old time deity?  They really knew how to worship...

Hey... Dionysus, you bring the wine... I'll score some bud... lets go chase chicks and talk of the ole days...

This is it?  This is the souper dooper secret, kinda sorta sinister (like Booosh!) club that Rand was in?  They pranked and toked pot?  That's it?

Attention MFM: you have already jumped the shark; you need to stop going up the ski ramp

Posted by: Aqualung

Dude. That will give you locomotive breath.

Yeah, well I know the family of one of the GQ editors. Guess what Andy, I know stuff about you that's rude, lewd and sacreligious.

Get over yourself.

Posted by: dagny at August 09, 2010 04:49 PM (mQvKe)

Some of us were a tad busy that year...

Signed, MARG 2-83, Lebanon....

Well one thing I learned from the article is that you can be accepted to med school without an undergraduate degree.  I did not know that.

I just found that out last week!  One of the surgeons I worked with was telling us that he never got his undergrad degree.  He got accepted to med school his junior year, and he left college.  He was wondering if he could take some cake class electives to get his Bachelor's Degree.  He had us all rolling with laughter as we suggested some classes he could take.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 09, 2010 05:52 PM (rfHsm)

Thats actualy been banned there for a long time...

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at August 09, 2010 05:18 PM (wd0Iq)

Duran Duran.  Because, let's face it, you can never have too much Duran.

or

Duran Duran.  Because one Duran is never enough, and three would be just too many.

Funny that he was a NoZe Brother.  Figures, too.  Those guys were always doing crazy shit. 

And GQ did a write up on the NoZe Brotherhood back when Rand was there.  I wonder if the author knew this was their second story on the group.

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 09, 2010 06:29 PM (tJjm/)

Nobody enjoys a pie THAT much.  Except in those American Pie movies.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 09, 2010 06:32 PM (rfHsm)

Yeah, it was for my "Jeffersonian Fantasys^TM" that I was "invited" to no longer post at that site...

I had never broken the rules, so they didn't ban me, but I was "asked" to leave...

@117, it wasn't GQ; it was Esquire Magazine

If someone has access to old issues of Esquire, you might find a much better picture of Rand Paul.  Seems like that spread on the NoZe Brotherhood was around '83-'84.  I know it was the first half of the 80's, but that's as close as I can guess. 

Seems like there was a full page picture of one NoZe brother rolling around on the ground in costume, and there may be more pictures of other brothers.  If so, it's likely Paul was there.

Here's something funny:  "[I]n the words of Baylor's president at the time, 'lewd, crude, and grossly sacrilegious." 

Baylor's president at the time was Abner V. McCall... a former NoZe brother.

No. 

Nice chix there, eh?  Mmm.