January 19, 2010

COAKLEY CONCEDES
— Ace

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Damnit, I had this ten minutes ago-- I was told, in the bathroom, Brown was on his way. Coakley had called in her concession.

I was fighting my way back to blogger's row but couldn't get here -- It is as Jammed as a Frigging Frat House. You cannot move. You cannot get to the bar. You cannot get to the bathroom.

You cannot go outside, because it is SRO, and if you go outside, you can't come back in until the room thins.

It is raucus.

BTW: Part of the reason for the delay is I met Ken Pippin, the guy who elicited Coakley's response that Catholics maybe shouldn't work in emergency rooms -- and probably changed the race by 1 or 2 entire points.

He says that Massachusetts is now open to GOP candidates again.

Oh, and his producer says keep him in mind for Talker of the Year -- since he elicited a Killer Quote, seems deserved.

Pippin was wearing a Van Halen t-shirt, incidentally. Total 80s metalguy. I liked him.

Chant: John Kerry's next!

John Kerry's next!

John Kerry's next!

John Kerry's next!

John Kerry's next!

Posted by: Ace at 05:24 PM | Comments (534)
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1 WHOOOOOOO!

Posted by: LibertarianJim at January 19, 2010 05:26 PM (ohFJL)

2
Pour chowda.  Dip balls.

Posted by: dan-O at January 19, 2010 05:26 PM (pP0yk)

3 What - no flaming Oldsmobile?

Posted by: Vashta.Nerada at January 19, 2010 05:26 PM (emMe8)

4 Teabagged!

Posted by: Sacajewea at January 19, 2010 05:26 PM (eWz5Q)

5 YES!!!!!!  Senator Scott Brown (R-MA)

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 05:26 PM (9Wv2j)

6 balls deep

Posted by: Z Ryan at January 19, 2010 05:26 PM (cMo6P)

7 I CAN HAZ TRIPLE FLAMING SKULL?!?!?!?

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 05:26 PM (gofDd)

8 Where's the skulls?

Posted by: Doc Rochester at January 19, 2010 05:26 PM (lYnp2)

9 Skulls! Skulls! Skulls!

Posted by: Mindy at January 19, 2010 05:26 PM (UnVsw)

10 ball dipping in jet fuel (I'm at work) WOOOOOOO

Posted by: helofixer at January 19, 2010 05:26 PM (dd7NP)

11

I fart in Washington; they smell it in Rockport.

 

 

Posted by: Barack Obama, channelling Martin Luther at January 19, 2010 05:26 PM (gJL6J)

12 Maybe I'll be able to keep up with this thread.

Posted by: Z Ryan at January 19, 2010 05:26 PM (cMo6P)

13 I just danced for 5 minutes in my living room. So happy, I can't believe it!!! 

So hot, it is just so hot.

More drinking is needed here!!!

Posted by: Stormy70 at January 19, 2010 05:27 PM (L3nzN)

14 SKULL ME

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 19, 2010 05:27 PM (p9CiG)

15 Change en mas.

Posted by: RatPoof at January 19, 2010 05:27 PM (8gu4m)

16 SKULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2010 05:27 PM (VuLos)

17 This will be a day long remembered.  It has seen the end of Coakley, and will soon see the end of the "healthcare" and cap n' trade.

Posted by: Reactionary at January 19, 2010 05:27 PM (4nbyM)

18 Where's the triple flaming skull and/or flaming scrotum being dipped in bubbling treacle?! THE SHOT HEARD ROUND THE WORLD (part 3)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2010 05:27 PM (9Cooa)

19
And this is not close.  This is a spanking.

Posted by: dan-O at January 19, 2010 05:27 PM (pP0yk)

20 Fuck you DEMSM!

Posted by: hutch1200 at January 19, 2010 05:27 PM (sYmkx)

21 Yeah, Baby, yeah!

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2010 05:27 PM (sqNBZ)

22 WOOOHHHOOOOOO!!!!!!

Posted by: I Botros at January 19, 2010 05:27 PM (Ks783)

23 Warm tapioca for my onions. Aaahhhh...

Posted by: scottythrust at January 19, 2010 05:27 PM (oBJkk)

24 Hope and change, baby! Bring it!

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 05:27 PM (gofDd)

25

RELEASE THE FLAMING SKULL!!!!

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at January 19, 2010 05:27 PM (0lYjp)

26 YeeeeeeeHAW!

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 19, 2010 05:27 PM (r8ip+)

27 I'll take Ted Kennedy's seat for the block.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 19, 2010 05:27 PM (p9CiG)

28
Change.  The real kind.


Posted by: pre paid sex monster at January 19, 2010 05:27 PM (0fzsA)

29 U.S. Senate - Unexpired Term - Special General1623 of 2168 Precincts Reporting - 75%
NamePartyVotesVote %Brown, ScottGOP864,62953%
Coakley, MarthaDem759,56146%
Kennedy, JosephOth16,5611%

Posted by: Flavius Julius at January 19, 2010 05:28 PM (NLZLH)

30 FIRST!! Scott Rocks!!!!

Posted by: Redriverted at January 19, 2010 05:28 PM (XUxgi)

31 I want flaming skulls NOW

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2010 05:28 PM (0GFWk)

32 Red Bull in a bowl....mmmmmmmm.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 19, 2010 05:28 PM (GxVdJ)

33 What are the other signs of the Apocalypse?

Posted by: Dr. Spank at January 19, 2010 05:28 PM (muUqs)

34 Ace, enjoy da party! ... Double skull when your intertubes are replumbed!

Posted by: reichwingnut at January 19, 2010 05:28 PM (Hcs3O)

35 SEAT HIM NOW

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner At Large at January 19, 2010 05:28 PM (erIg9)

36 amazing

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at January 19, 2010 05:28 PM (YRjsF)

37

I am ripe shit, and this chamber is an asshole, and soon we shall be rid of each other.

Posted by: Sen. Paul Kirk (D, Clownpuppet), channelling Martin Luther at January 19, 2010 05:28 PM (gJL6J)

38

To drunk for skulls I see...or hands are busy ripping the tops off of the pudding cups.

AWESOME!!!!!!!

Posted by: Roadking at January 19, 2010 05:28 PM (JpfXc)

39 A Republican defeating a Democrat in MA?

That's a more epic feat than Kratos defeating Ares.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at January 19, 2010 05:28 PM (otlXg)

40 RELEASE THE BALLS!!!!!!

Posted by: EC at January 19, 2010 05:28 PM (iWj1i)

41 Good.  Fuck those fuckers for ignoring the will of the people.  They have now begun to pay the huge price.

Posted by: Ken Royall at January 19, 2010 05:28 PM (9zzk+)

42 SHITTT!!! #30th

Posted by: Redriverted at January 19, 2010 05:28 PM (XUxgi)

43 I AM DIPPING MY BALLS IN IT!

Posted by: Louie at January 19, 2010 05:28 PM (OOgDc)

44 I blame all those teabagging, right-wing extremists up there in Massa . . . oh, wait.

Posted by: tsj017 at January 19, 2010 05:28 PM (TO4Pw)

45 Watching the live feed from Brown HQ - looking for an Ewok arm waving a pudding cup,,,,

Woohoo!!!!!
IWTDMBII

Posted by: TwoStar at January 19, 2010 05:29 PM (VENRx)

46 Congratulations Senator Scott Brown!!

Posted by: trailortrash at January 19, 2010 05:29 PM (2Z+7j)

47 They lost by 7 points in Mass.

Posted by: Flavius Julius at January 19, 2010 05:29 PM (NLZLH)

48 I am sitting at a bar doing work but ihave just closed the laptop! Time to get fucking drunk...OH YEAH bitches...like the Kool aid man. Yea Yea Yea!!!

Posted by: Ministry of Fiction at January 19, 2010 05:29 PM (Zh/Jk)

49 drudge doesn't have a headlight???????

Posted by: curious at January 19, 2010 05:29 PM (p302b)

50 Maddow is utterly fucking crazy.

Posted by: Winston Smith at January 19, 2010 05:29 PM (BFqyO)

51

Can I be the first to say -- SENATOR SCOTT BROWN!!!!!!!!!

 

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at January 19, 2010 05:29 PM (KYny9)

52 Release the hounds!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2010 05:29 PM (0GFWk)

53 2nd American revolution has now begun!

Posted by: maxxman at January 19, 2010 05:29 PM (OYeDg)

54 Juan Williams is a gibbering idiot.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner At Large at January 19, 2010 05:29 PM (erIg9)

55

Every liquid in my house has been officially dipped, and double dipped.  Who wants some salsa?

Posted by: shank at January 19, 2010 05:29 PM (ZPbFI)

56 Marcia gets the money shot right in the face!

Posted by: hutch1200 at January 19, 2010 05:29 PM (sYmkx)

57 mmm mmm mmm Barack Hussein Obama

Posted by: kathleen at January 19, 2010 05:29 PM (mKixS)

58

Pudding, dammit.

PUDDING

Posted by: tsj017 at January 19, 2010 05:29 PM (TO4Pw)

59 For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of my state!!!

Posted by: little evil at January 19, 2010 05:29 PM (nuAlT)

60 Eleventy skulls!!!!!!!

Posted by: nikkolai at January 19, 2010 05:29 PM (U0lNn)

61 Amer-iii-caaaaa FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: cackfinger at January 19, 2010 05:29 PM (LDQCY)

62 Enjoy your inaugural balls.

Posted by: Texmom at January 19, 2010 05:29 PM (WzN8I)

63 40 RELEASE THE BALLS!!!!!!

Can anybody do a cinematic of flaming balls being dipped in something?

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at January 19, 2010 05:29 PM (otlXg)

64 Pudding in important places, or we don't know.

Lift the red rope. You are a New Yorker, you know. Get in.

Take more pictures. We want pictures. more pictures.

Posted by: Who Knows at January 19, 2010 05:30 PM (0aQsc)

65 For the first time in my life, I am proud of Massachusetts

Posted by: Pike Place Pete at January 19, 2010 05:30 PM (qD3QA)

66 This is one of the happiest nights in a long time for me. I'm just so thrilled. And so jealous of Ace right in the heart of celebration-central right now.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 05:30 PM (ZLN2+)

67 It's been a great evening! Where's that eeyore that was shrieking about the Boston vote in here earlier?

Dip!

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at January 19, 2010 05:30 PM (554T5)

68 Hershey's Syrup, here I come.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 05:30 PM (lNw1b)

69 IT'S THE REVOLUTION!

Dem tears never tasted so sweet.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 05:30 PM (gofDd)

70 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh So soothing......

Posted by: Che Pizza at January 19, 2010 05:30 PM (4iIhs)

71 DAMN I'm happy!  No pudding on hand but got some killer salsa just begging for a booby dip...

Posted by: elisa at January 19, 2010 05:30 PM (VcPAo)

72
Maddow is furiously spinning on msnbc.  It's ball dippingly good to watch.

Posted by: dan-O at January 19, 2010 05:30 PM (pP0yk)

73 Martha, Buh-Bye!!!!!!!

Posted by: NotMe! at January 19, 2010 05:30 PM (z4N6v)

74

" I was told, in the bathroom, Brown was on his way"

one pudding down 5 to go...

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at January 19, 2010 05:30 PM (8zsWd)

75 I'm going to convince my girlfriend to let me dip in her purty mouth.  Should be easy, she loves doing it!

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 19, 2010 05:30 PM (U37Ux)

76 I'm not going to celebrate until Joe Kennedy concedes.

Posted by: Byron York at January 19, 2010 05:30 PM (dcKUM)

77 Juan Williams is a gibbering idiot. Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner At Large at January 19, 2010 09:29 PM (erIg9) Yeah but enough with his good side

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2010 05:30 PM (0GFWk)

78 My balls have been cleansed in a soothing fondue of leftist tears. O! Happy day!

Posted by: Monty at January 19, 2010 05:30 PM (QkTOo)

79 7 point spread.  What a glorious, crushing victory.  Magnificent, wonderful, and spectacular.  The ewoks are singing, even as massive chunks of Death Star rain down on Endor.  This is a total repudiation of the Left's agenda.

Posted by: Reactionary at January 19, 2010 05:30 PM (4nbyM)

80 I see, but do not hear on the Fox News link. Red Mass is in the process of crashing. Anyone know how to enable audio?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 19, 2010 05:30 PM (zmiSr)

81 "55 Juan Williams is a gibbering idiot.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner At Large at January 19, 2010 09:29 PM (erIg9)"

He so is.   He wants everyone to double down?????

Is this what juan looks like in a crisis?????

Posted by: curious at January 19, 2010 05:30 PM (p302b)

82

ACE if you're lying I'll rip out your eyes and skull fuck you like a good Muslim does in downtown Kabul!  (Yeh We say that to all the girls!)

(Sura 2:29)

Posted by: 7HEAVENS at January 19, 2010 05:30 PM (FVAuT)

83

It's another history-making historic first for Barack Hussein Obama!

MMM MMM MMM

Posted by: tsj017 at January 19, 2010 05:30 PM (TO4Pw)

84 And the rock cried out, NO HIDING PLACE

Posted by: Colonel Underpants at January 19, 2010 05:30 PM (qaeMy)

85 SKULLS, YOU CANDY ASS! WE WANT SKULLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!! Three skulls, plus Obama is going to double down on Stupid. If you're Sarah Palin, life is good.

Posted by: section9 at January 19, 2010 05:30 PM (H6lGz)

86 Keep digging, Juan

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2010 05:31 PM (gJL6J)

87 Where's the guy who yells "en fuego?"!!

Posted by: the real joe at January 19, 2010 05:31 PM (WjerO)

88 Sweet lord Scott Brown's daughter is hawt!

Posted by: Louie at January 19, 2010 05:31 PM (OOgDc)

89 w0000000t!!!!1!

Not done yet, either, you a-holes!!!11!

Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at January 19, 2010 05:31 PM (hCQG5)

90 Juan Williams is in one of his delusional phases. 

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2010 05:31 PM (VuLos)

91 Can anybody do a cinematic of flaming balls being dipped in something?
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus)

I'm making the video as we speak.

Posted by: MSM at January 19, 2010 05:31 PM (cMo6P)

92 Be afraid, Dems. Be very, very afraid!

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 05:31 PM (gofDd)

93 CNN is so lame, they just said they *project* Brown to be the winner! I guess even they didn't hang around Coakley's Morgue to know she already conceded!!!!!

Posted by: NotMe! at January 19, 2010 05:31 PM (z4N6v)

94 I was the MSM sockpuppet at 93

Posted by: Z Ryan at January 19, 2010 05:31 PM (cMo6P)

95 Just before he went off the air mark levin called it for brown and said he was sticking to his 7....

And I thought my God, this is early, but he knew he knew.....

Posted by: curious at January 19, 2010 05:31 PM (p302b)

96 HOPE AND CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN, BABY!!! YEAH!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 19, 2010 05:31 PM (UOM48)

97 79 Juan Williams is a gibbering idiot.
Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner At Large at January 19, 2010 09:29 PM (erIg9)

Yeah but enough with his good side

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2010 09:30 PM (0GFWk)


He's also a fucking cockholster.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner At Large at January 19, 2010 05:31 PM (erIg9)

98 Summing up Juan Williams right now: Something is better than nothing when it comes to health care, and we'll all celebrate something with Obama's signature, no matter how we get it. After that, Dems will celebrate and rally and win in November.

Posted by: Doc at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (rzJpR)

99 Dear President Obama --

Happy 1st anniversary.

Love and smooches,

Massachusetts.

PS -- How does my ass taste?

Posted by: crankylitprof at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (Oz2fX)

100 Juan Williams is an idiot.  He says nuclear option on health care.  I hope he's right.

Posted by: huerfano at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (kJLH9)

101 Call in the fucking meteors!!!!

Posted by: Max Power at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (q177U)

102

I'm with Malkin; get the speech writers working in the morning on Brown's answer to The One's State Of The Union next week.

As soon as they're sober.

 

Posted by: Pike Place Pete at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (qD3QA)

103

Is this what juan looks like in a crisis?????

Posted by: curious at January 19, 2010 09:30 PM (p302b)

 

Dude he's pissy.

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (8zsWd)

104 I'm always worried about using the word "concede," because, you know, it invokes this notion of Emperor Hirohito coming down and signing a surrender to MacArthur.

Posted by: B. Hussein Utopia at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (qyKoF)

105 Suck on it, Obama.
Suck on it, Reid.
Suck on it, Pelosi.
Suck on it, Matthews.
Suck on it, Olbermann.
Suck on it, Kerry.
Suck on it, Hoyer.
Suck on it, Durbin.
Suck on it, Rahm.
Suck on it, Boxer.
Suck on it, Wyden
Suck on it, Schumer.
Suck on it, Franken.
Suck on it, Barney.
Suck on it, Ben Nelson.
Suck on it, Heath Shuler.
Suck on it, Mary Landrieu.
Suck on it, John Tester.
Suck on it, Kos.
Suck on it, David Shuster.
Suck on it, Ted Kennedy's Corpse.

LICK MY SALTY BALLS!!!!!!!

Posted by: DelD at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (ZUJyW)

106 74
Maddow is furiously spinning on msnbc. 

Posted by: dan-O at January 19, 2010 09:30 PM (pP0yk)

She's going to need a mixmaster as a dildo.

Posted by: TexasJew at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (dcKUM)

107 SKULL ME AOSHQ

Posted by: vai2112 at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (4ucyN)

108 Now, if only that nutcase, Jim Cramer's, prediction would come true, you could double-down on the flaming skull.

Posted by: jmflynny at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (Sr3F5)

109 Doesn't get much better than this.

I'll take tonight over a night of getting my balls wetted by a hot soothing fondue of the female variety, never mind leftist tears.

Sweet.

Posted by: Christoph at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (0fq7b)

110 So HAPPY!

Posted by: Polly at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (/oEAz)

111 AWESOME!! 

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (B5cM9)

112 Senator Brown, may I have another?

Posted by: Gnubreed at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (PvbOJ)

113 oh the dipping feeeeeeeeeeeels sooooooooo goooooood.........

Posted by: Francase at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (j5ldT)

114 FLAMING SKULL IN A FLAMING OLDSMOBILE EATING FLAMING PUDDING! BRING IT!!!!!

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (OUqZe)

115 I hope Ace doesnot try to give Ayla a cup, or Scott may kick his ass.

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (gJL6J)

116 Ahem. The skulls are uncalled for. They should only be used on really, truly newsbreaking stuff. We knew Scott had this in the bag for ages now. The fact that the Dems didn't manage to steal and cheat their way into winning... now THAT needs skulls. Pudding-dipped flaming skulls.

Posted by: Gregory at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (cjwF0)

117
WOOOOO HOOOOO





Posted by: pre paid sex monster at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (0fzsA)

118 How ironic would 52% be ?

Posted by: Ball D. Cat at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (a9UO0)

119 AMERICA - NOT DEAD YET.

Posted by: Marc at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (Ygz1k)

120 Anyone dip yet?

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (B5cM9)

121 With apologies to Misha...

Balls. Pudding. Some assembly required.


Posted by: holygoat at January 19, 2010 05:33 PM (7rZ2h)

122

WE FUCKING DID IT!

 

Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 05:33 PM (UJIeT)

123 Juan Williams says Obumbles is going to "punch back."  Hope he's right, cause the 2010 midterms will be an electoral bloodbath for the Marxist and his minions.

Posted by: Reiver at January 19, 2010 05:33 PM (vTmeT)

124 One flaming skull for each percentage point!!

Posted by: tdpwells at January 19, 2010 05:33 PM (Ei3oZ)

125 En Fuego!

Posted by: OregonMuse, sitting in for the guy who shouts "En Fuego!" at January 19, 2010 05:33 PM (hoowK)

126 Martha said she would take over for me tonite.

Posted by: The Chicken at January 19, 2010 05:33 PM (DIYmd)

127 Massholes no more, you good folk of Massachusettts. Thank you all so much for the gift you have given the rest of us -- I haven't felt this happy about politics for...for a long, long time.

Posted by: Monty at January 19, 2010 05:33 PM (QkTOo)

128

Damnit, I had this ten minutes ago-- I was told, in the bathroom,

He was already dipping. 

Posted by: rdb at January 19, 2010 05:33 PM (4Ve/l)

129 Where is the damn flaming skull?

Posted by: jewells at January 19, 2010 05:33 PM (lv7H+)

130 We Win!!!!


Posted by: lincolntf at January 19, 2010 05:33 PM (Ab8Sw)

131

any bets on the number of Dems "retirements" in the next month?

Posted by: NC Ref at January 19, 2010 05:33 PM (B0Shm)

132
/Dannon yogurt commercial

This is like poking Robert Gibbs in the eye good.

Posted by: This is...it doesn't matter, just read it at January 19, 2010 05:33 PM (4aB58)

133 Was the pudding in the bathroom with you?

Posted by: someone at January 19, 2010 05:33 PM (njJQD)

134 no excuse Ace you should be able to type and click with one hand by now

Posted by: Patrick at January 19, 2010 05:33 PM (OpnaT)

135 Praise the Lord and pass the potatoes!

Posted by: The Drunken Conservative at January 19, 2010 05:33 PM (0waen)

136
Caroline Kennedy is curled in a fetal position somewhere.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 19, 2010 05:34 PM (UOM48)

137 Prepare for the torrent of excuses.

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2010 05:34 PM (uremB)

138 The Republic is alive and well in 2010. God bless America!

You're next, Boxer.

Let's celebrate, morons! Cheers, Ace. WIWT

Posted by: Linlithgow at January 19, 2010 05:34 PM (xpBkP)

139 Perhaps we are not so boned.

Posted by: DelD at January 19, 2010 05:34 PM (ZUJyW)

140 Hot damn, this marmalade feels good on my tits.

Posted by: bunninac at January 19, 2010 05:34 PM (AuJAz)

141 (With apologies to Harlan Ellison

I have no balls, and I must dip.

Posted by: crankylitprof at January 19, 2010 05:34 PM (Oz2fX)

142

47 You know what I'm going to say!

 

No, we don't!

 

Got my cup of applesauce ready...  You do like apples, don't you, Dems?


Posted by: Boy Named Sous at January 19, 2010 05:34 PM (NOjWP)

143
This one's for Mary Jo.

It's the Kennedy's seat No MO.


Posted by: pre paid sex monster at January 19, 2010 05:34 PM (0fzsA)

144 "If ye love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude greater than the animating contest for freedom, go home from us in peace. We seek not your counsel, nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you; May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen."

Samuel Adams
1722-1803
Born in Boston, MA, on September 27, 1772


Posted by: Intrepid at January 19, 2010 05:34 PM (92zkk)

145

Maddow and Chrissy are still spewing Marthas talking points WTF? THIS IS WHY SHE LOST, ASSHOLES.

I want him seated by noon!

Posted by: hutch1200 at January 19, 2010 05:34 PM (sYmkx)

146 In the end, there will only be testicles.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 19, 2010 05:34 PM (p9CiG)

147

I haven't felt this awesome since Georgia rumbled over Georgia Tech this year. Suck it, lefties, you arrogant Stalinist fucktasters. You thought you were going to ram this shitty agenda down the rest of America's throat, popular opinion be damned, and you got it shoved right up your asses.

Cry in your wheat grass shakes, you sons of bitches. Your tears are balm for my scarred soul.

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 19, 2010 05:34 PM (/VjHB)

148 did u no he posed nuuuuude?

Posted by: Stewart, Colbert at January 19, 2010 05:34 PM (cMo6P)

149 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HERE WITH ALL YOU MORONS WITNESSING THE REPUBLIC BEING SAVED BY MASSHOLES.

MASSHOLES.  FUCKIN' MASSHOLES.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 19, 2010 05:34 PM (GhUHn)

150 Wow, it's amazing that MSNBC has even ten viewers.

Amateur, whiny crap.

Posted by: mesablue at January 19, 2010 05:34 PM (NEWal)

151 Jaun Williams on Fox just said Dear Leader will double down and jam the healthcare and cap n trade down our throats regardless of this great win in Mass.  WTF?

Posted by: Sparky at January 19, 2010 05:34 PM (r0u40)

152

...you guy's know I love a good joke...but what you may not know is how much I love me a limmerick.  If it's about Mary Jo, so much the better!

There once swam a man from Nantucket,

His balls  wet and empty - He said, "Fuck it."

"If the bitch she can't swim, then fuck the dumb quim.

My last name is Kennedy. So Suck it!"...

Posted by: Drunkin' Zombie Teddy at January 19, 2010 05:34 PM (9JLGX)

153 DON'T GET COCKY!!

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at January 19, 2010 05:34 PM (ZiQz8)

154 ROMA VICTOR!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 19, 2010 05:34 PM (V/EYZ)

155 Chris matthews immediately started the idea that it is the local party that screwed up.  Was that his talking points from BO?

Posted by: curious at January 19, 2010 05:34 PM (p302b)

156 Hey Barky...can ya hear us now???

Posted by: beedubya at January 19, 2010 05:35 PM (5zYbb)

157 En fuego!

Posted by: the guy who yells en fuego when the guy who yells en fuego isn't here at January 19, 2010 05:35 PM (QkTOo)

158 Obama borrowed Teddy's '68 Olds, hopefully he isn't as good as a swimmer.

Posted by: Holger at January 19, 2010 05:35 PM (8NGHm)

159 Holy shit. 

The graphic, I love it.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 19, 2010 05:35 PM (OkT2m)

160 Cartman will keep my balls moist tonight.

Posted by: Mbruce at January 19, 2010 05:35 PM (t/GDA)

161 Juan Williams on Hannity is contending the White House will double down of efforts to pass their agenda - He can't possibly believe that is the right thing to do... I tell ya, it's just like I read somewhere, the Dems are like cocaine addicted monkeys and they can't help themselves.

Posted by: Robin at January 19, 2010 05:35 PM (LOWXN)

162 125

It's unbelievable. My wife just left the room because she was tearing up knowing how happy I was. We had a nice champagne toast a minute ago. Life is good...

Posted by: lincolntf at January 19, 2010 05:35 PM (Ab8Sw)

163 This not only calls for the SKULLS, it calls for an Ayla Brown Cheerleader pic!!

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2010 05:35 PM (sYxEE)

164

Brown is the new black.

:-)

Posted by: Jose at January 19, 2010 05:35 PM (JpUcW)

165 Oh to be a swarm of flies on the walls of all the Democrats in DC and Chicago.

Posted by: katya at January 19, 2010 05:35 PM (663JU)

166 Shall we have a musical tribute?

Posted by: tmi3rd at January 19, 2010 05:35 PM (ZNj7+)

167  We Win!!!!


Posted by: lincolntf at January 19, 2010 09:33 PM (Ab8Sw)

YEAH BABY!

Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 05:35 PM (UJIeT)

168
Scott Brown on being called Senator-elect: "Just call me Scott...no big deal."

Posted by: This is...it doesn't matter, just read it at January 19, 2010 05:35 PM (4aB58)

169

#122....

That is the bumper-sticker of the year right there!

Posted by: jmflynny at January 19, 2010 05:35 PM (Sr3F5)

170 "I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HERE WITH ALL YOU MORONS WITNESSING THE REPUBLIC BEING SAVED BY MASSHOLES."

Well, they kinda started the whole deal.

Posted by: Christoph at January 19, 2010 05:35 PM (0fq7b)

171 BUTTERSCOTCH! (Boxer and Kerry are next)

Posted by: Obamuh at January 19, 2010 05:35 PM (XSbmc)

172 84% in.
52/47 Brown.
Still 104k votes ahead

Posted by: David in San Diego at January 19, 2010 05:36 PM (GF+6V)

173 Ted Kennedy would be turning over in his grave, if he weren't on a spit already.

Posted by: Vashta.Nerada at January 19, 2010 05:36 PM (emMe8)

174 All Your Obamacare Are Belong To Us!!!

Posted by: Barney Frank at January 19, 2010 05:36 PM (iDOIJ)

175 I am not  trying to put a negative spin on things but you gotta love this line "[...]in the bathroom, Brown was on his way."

Posted by: annoyamouse at January 19, 2010 05:36 PM (Bv/e8)

176 Since I'm in Pittsburgh guess I'll stick with the Iron City "Premium Lager". Yeah MA!

Posted by: Alex at January 19, 2010 05:36 PM (wFWt7)

177 Obama Skywaker is really bringing balance to the Dem Party.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2010 05:36 PM (3EKeu)

178

In the Name of Allah, the Gracious, the Merciful,

Bag my Bigelows - MUTHAFUKAHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Sura 2:29)

 

Posted by: 7HEAVENS at January 19, 2010 05:36 PM (FVAuT)

179 This is why politics is my favorite spectator sport.

Posted by: baddad at January 19, 2010 05:36 PM (P2NCA)

180 We really do need a flaming skull, though.

Or a flaming oldsmobile

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 19, 2010 05:36 PM (hoowK)

181 Flame something for god's sake, Ace!

Posted by: ArandomPerson at January 19, 2010 05:36 PM (PU9Ni)

182 They are delussional....Dean saying the dems have to be tougher.  Not a backlash against health care reform....lot fo pot shots at republicans....wow....leadership is not trying to be a centrist....really howard....isn't that how bill held onto the presidency for another term?????

Posted by: curious at January 19, 2010 05:36 PM (p302b)

183 Goddamit!!!  I want a goddamn Flaming Fucking Skull!!!

HA does the Humpbot...but it's apparently broke down at the GODDAMNED moment.

I want some gratification...right GODDAMNED NOW!!!

Posted by: BigWyo at January 19, 2010 05:36 PM (SafY+)

184 Well, here's to Croakly buying a 30-06 and finding a cozy bell tower. *drinks*

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at January 19, 2010 05:36 PM (isv0L)

185

Unprecedented.

Posted by: Dirk Diggler at January 19, 2010 05:36 PM (efgPj)

186 Drunk?  Forgot a pad of paper?  No recording device? 

I call this "AoSHQ Lifestyle Goes to the Election!"

Posted by: Bender Bending Rodriguez at January 19, 2010 05:36 PM (1bLKF)

187

I have been watching Olbermann, because his tears are so delicous.  They had a live shot of Matthews in some bar with two "sad" ladies on either side of him in the background.  Then they panned out and people are laughing, making faces at Matthews, and even the "sad" women go out of character and one of them starts talking on her cell phone and doing the Carol Burnett pulling of the ear thing. 

It was awesome. 

Posted by: Joe at January 19, 2010 05:36 PM (0Gde6)

188 LIB'S TEARS ARE LIKE SWEET SWEET CANDY.

Posted by: tdpwells at January 19, 2010 05:36 PM (Ei3oZ)

189 HEY EVERYBODY!!

Posted by: Farmer Louie at January 19, 2010 05:36 PM (e8dsT)

190 Massachusetts just teabagged Obama!

Posted by: JohnJ at January 19, 2010 05:36 PM (EE+k5)

191  Ahh, dipping balls in cold coffee and mint chocolate chip ice cream. At my age this will shrink the sack to only halfway to my knees.

Posted by: Peter at January 19, 2010 05:36 PM (1kwr2)

192

Brown is the new black.

Oh, nice.

Posted by: katya at January 19, 2010 05:36 PM (663JU)

193 A DailyKos poster (on their front page) is saying:

"...we will now have our first true teabagger senator -- and it didn't have to happen"

They're still fucking that teabagger chicken.  It still hasn't sunk in with that crew yet even though the use of that term just seems to be losing them support everytime its used.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 19, 2010 05:36 PM (GxVdJ)

194

Does anybody have a hanky?

Posted by: Chris Matthews at January 19, 2010 05:36 PM (8n1j5)

195 Brown wins with bi-partisan support

DEAN: We're not gonna work with Republicans anymore!!!

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at January 19, 2010 05:36 PM (qyKoF)

196 Margin has dropped to 5% but that is still unstealable.

Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2010 05:36 PM (QrA9E)

197 I can't help but feel partly responsible.

Posted by: Obama, Pelosi, Reid, The MSM at January 19, 2010 05:37 PM (p9CiG)

198 I suspect that tonight, for the first time, snooty libs like Kerry, Pelosi and Obama finally understand the term "tea bagged".

Posted by: DngrMse at January 19, 2010 05:37 PM (KG/xW)

199 Ace MCNBC is panning back and forth across the room.
Hold the pudding high!

Posted by: Louie at January 19, 2010 05:37 PM (OOgDc)

200 Hey Sogby, How's my ass taste

Posted by: Mass Voters at January 19, 2010 05:37 PM (v1/SY)

201 Wonder if those female turncoat, RINO Republican Senators, i.e., Snow, get the message that they better not think of reaching across the aisle to enable the Demo agenda.

Posted by: Dane Skold at January 19, 2010 05:37 PM (Cd1LY)

202 Par for the course. Ace...drunk...stuck inna bathroom... at the very moment that our social and political paradigm changes.

Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at January 19, 2010 05:37 PM (NYoCw)

203 Another SLAM against Obama. Thing he got the message yet?   Nawww, He has been indoctrined to long and to deep into his psyche for him to change. He simply does not understand. Nor does he want to.

Posted by: mystry at January 19, 2010 05:37 PM (kmgIE)

204 Bwhaaaaa,  haaaaa, haaaaa, haaaa.  Big Middle Finger to Reid, Pelosi, and Teh O.

Posted by: dogfish at January 19, 2010 05:37 PM (sGaoh)

205 152 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HERE WITH ALL YOU MORONS WITNESSING THE REPUBLIC BEING SAVED BY MASSHOLES.

The only crazier thing would be Americans saved from terrorism by a Dutch filmmaker. Oh, wait..

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2010 05:37 PM (sYxEE)

206 YES WE CANNNNNN!!!!

Posted by: exceller at January 19, 2010 05:37 PM (Z7Znk)

207 congrats to Senator Scott Brown !! Whoot Whoot! That said wher are the DANG flaming skulls!!

Posted by: carlyfromcali. at January 19, 2010 05:37 PM (0qaIB)

208 This is election is unprecedented!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2010 05:37 PM (fxY6y)

209 ARE YOU NOT TEABAGGED?????

Posted by: Secundus at January 19, 2010 05:37 PM (+EvNy)

210 Others have said it as a joke, but I mean it:  for the first time since moving here I really am PROUD to be in Massachusetts!

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 19, 2010 05:37 PM (hcLgF)

211 I have never been proud to be Mass Republican before. Just a great day

Posted by: bushleague at January 19, 2010 05:37 PM (v1/SY)

212 R-MA!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: AmishDude at January 19, 2010 05:37 PM (Vo2Ef)

213 Brown? Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at January 19, 2010 05:38 PM (rrpd1)

214 Chickens counted, hatched, coming home to roost!!! I love you all.

Posted by: Liz Lemon at January 19, 2010 05:38 PM (DIEnY)

215 YES!  All those words I've been spewing, about how the Dems would steal this--I am eating each and every one of them, with a smile on my face.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 19, 2010 05:38 PM (eNxMU)

216 TONIGHT WE DINE ON PUDDING!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 19, 2010 05:38 PM (V/EYZ)

217

Brown is the new black

B+

Posted by: beedubya at January 19, 2010 05:38 PM (5zYbb)

218 My scrotum has been shorn, and soon the ritual shall be complete.  BRING FORTH THE PUDDING !!!!!!

Posted by: Sam at January 19, 2010 05:38 PM (Cxsey)

219

Great Scott!

I couldn't even manage to win Massachussets, but this guy sure did!

I am dipping my balls in clam chowder from the grave.  I've never felt so alive.

Posted by: Richard Nixon at January 19, 2010 05:38 PM (DUNS7)

220

Once again Mass. morons and moronettes, thank you, thank you, Thank You, Thank You, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU !!!!

WOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOO !!!!


And by the way, thank you very much and god bless all of you !

Posted by: Blazer at January 19, 2010 05:38 PM (t72+4)

221
Scott Brown will be president in 2016 or 2020.

Mark my words.

Candidates/politicians like Scott Brown only come around once every generation. Scott Brown might be our next Ronald Reagan.

Posted by: This is...it doesn't matter, just read it at January 19, 2010 05:38 PM (4aB58)

222 154 doubling down on socialism AND stupidity.

Posted by: d at January 19, 2010 05:38 PM (uTknY)

223 I'm so happy I could cry.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 05:38 PM (ZLN2+)

224 Knock knock.

Who's there?

Kojak.

Kojak who?

Go jack off in your hat.

Posted by: MikeO at January 19, 2010 05:38 PM (Ce+tv)

225 I'm dippin baby ..... in clam chowda....


mmmmmmmmmm ahh   chowda....

Posted by: SoCalMe at January 19, 2010 05:38 PM (bKnnS)

226

I hope those assholes do double-down...we'll just triple the hell down...

Thank you Massachusetts...I love you all!   Thank you for giving us the Scott heard 'round the world!

Posted by: Steph at January 19, 2010 05:38 PM (4ITgA)

227 for the love of vanilla pudding - will someone step up for san fran and take on pelosi now??!?

Posted by: NC Ref at January 19, 2010 05:38 PM (B0Shm)

228 I think Mary Jo can really rest in peace now.

Posted by: David in San Diego at January 19, 2010 05:39 PM (GF+6V)

229 Dude on Hannity said Obama is brilliant and not arrogant at all.  Bwahahahaha! 

Posted by: Twinks at January 19, 2010 05:39 PM (LeFbD)

230

HOPEANDCHANGE

R.I.P.

born Jan 20th, 2009 - died Jan 19th 2010

Posted by: exceller at January 19, 2010 05:39 PM (Z7Znk)

231
“Matthews is on now. Has the ‘tingle up the leg’ become a trickle down the leg?”

(insta)

Posted by: pre paid sex monster at January 19, 2010 05:39 PM (0fzsA)

232 2008 - YES WE CAN 2010 - OH NO YOU WON'T, FUCKERS

Posted by: bunninac at January 19, 2010 05:39 PM (AuJAz)

233 Somebody should photoshop a Brown CHANGE poster

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at January 19, 2010 05:39 PM (qyKoF)

234 I've been out all day, so I've missed the glorious election coverage, so please help me:

what's with the pudding jokes?

Posted by: Blogluddite at January 19, 2010 05:39 PM (JwmYb)

235 Let me be perfectly clear, a man could learn to like the taste of scrotum. I know I have.

Posted by: BHO (PBUH) at January 19, 2010 05:39 PM (isv0L)

236 I've never been as happy to have been wrong. Mass voters are the most schizo in the country. Obama by a large margin and now a Republican in Kennedy's seat by a large margin. Lithium stat.

Posted by: polynikes at January 19, 2010 05:39 PM (a1npj)

237 Nothin' alcoholic here, but I do like Cholula. It's very good on huevos.  

Posted by: Bill H at January 19, 2010 05:39 PM (q8CmE)

238
R-MA!!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha, looks strange, doesn't it?

Posted by: This is...it doesn't matter, just read it at January 19, 2010 05:39 PM (4aB58)

239 Hey, how long has Rachel Maddow been a dude?

Posted by: Winston Smith at January 19, 2010 05:39 PM (BFqyO)

240 So Ace was in bathroom. Ok, so you mean Scott Brown was on his way to the HQ or you had a steaming brown ready for splashdown?

Posted by: Blindgoose at January 19, 2010 05:39 PM (hZOQ8)

241 D. Demento Dean on MSLSD just said that "you'r not going to get anything done in the Senate now without reconciliation". He was suggesting ramming through a massive expansion of medicair.

Posted by: SamIam at January 19, 2010 05:39 PM (KEiDW)

242 Time to dress up like Indians and throw Keith Olbermann into the harbor!

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 19, 2010 05:39 PM (hcLgF)

243 OUT! standing....

Posted by: rawmuse at January 19, 2010 05:39 PM (3vcxs)

244 Somebody should photoshop a Brown CHANGE poster

Niiiice.

Posted by: MikeO at January 19, 2010 05:39 PM (Ce+tv)

245 ARE YOU NOT TEABAGGED?????

Awesome.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 19, 2010 05:39 PM (OUqZe)

246 There has been a flaming skull up.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at January 19, 2010 05:40 PM (muUqs)

247 Huffington Post lead piece:

"WAKE UP CALL"

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 19, 2010 05:40 PM (GxVdJ)

248 Found this ode to the Dems Scott Brown recorded.

Posted by: DCA at January 19, 2010 05:40 PM (B/ptC)

249 I'll leave the Jews alone and dip my ball in Coakleys mouth.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at January 19, 2010 05:40 PM (rrpd1)

250 So, MA is off my shit list.  I'm still peeing on Gillette Stadium next time I'm in the neighborhood.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 19, 2010 05:40 PM (OkT2m)

251 Beckon the flaming skulls, the flaming balls, and the flaming skull-shaped balls! We'll extinguish with pudding in due course; but for now, let 'em rage.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 19, 2010 05:40 PM (hF8Tn)

252 Sh@#$. . . .

Next time remind me NOT to use tabasco sauce.

So much for the "Republicans stole the election" meme. . .Coakley folded like a cheap suit.


Posted by: looking closely at January 19, 2010 05:40 PM (KNy97)

253 This is like slapping Obama in the face with a poo-filled sock. Nay, better.

Posted by: bunninac at January 19, 2010 05:40 PM (AuJAz)

254 Hey libbies----

Yes you did....

PAINT MASSACHUSETTS RED!

Posted by: Sekhmet at January 19, 2010 05:40 PM (SLnH7)

255 This is just too sublime for mere words.

...I need a wet-nap.

Posted by: the guy who yells en fuego when the guy who yells en fuego isn't here at January 19, 2010 05:40 PM (QkTOo)

256

Looking down from Heaven, I see that Teddy Kennedy relives this day over and over again while he burns in hell for all eternity.

Posted by: Mary Jo Kopechne at January 19, 2010 05:40 PM (DUNS7)

257

I am gobsmacked.

Way to go, all, way to go.

Posted by: Pike Place Pete at January 19, 2010 05:40 PM (qD3QA)

258 SCOTT BROWN BROKE THE INTARWEBZ - nearly every conservative site is either super slow to load, or won't load at all - HotAir seems to be totally down??

Posted by: tdpwells at January 19, 2010 05:40 PM (Ei3oZ)

259 oh thank god ace, you're the only site that hasn't crashed

Posted by: Emily M. at January 19, 2010 05:40 PM (g9kRs)

260 It is pretty bad whns someone can make Fred Flintstone Hannity sound good and WillliEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe Just did that!

Posted by: rightzilla at January 19, 2010 05:40 PM (zWsnx)

261 SO YOUR ARROWS WILL DARKEN THE SKY? WELL AT LEAST MY BALLS WILL BE LOTIONED UP AND READY TO GO.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 19, 2010 05:40 PM (V/EYZ)

262 Congrats to all out hard working Mass Morons. You earned this victory. The republic thanks you.

Posted by: Vet Missing Parts at January 19, 2010 05:40 PM (MCHyX)

263 Taste these bags Barry!

Posted by: Earl Grey at January 19, 2010 05:40 PM (dcKUM)

264
Holy shit, the threads are moving so fast I can't keep up.

Posted by: Mal at January 19, 2010 05:40 PM (Z+qzA)

265 Called it at 7.

Called it!!!!

Posted by: Who Knows at January 19, 2010 05:40 PM (0aQsc)

266 Katrina VanderDoodle, despondent on John Batchelor. Says his bipartanship hasn't worked. Double down. Forced to say "tea partiers" Suck Brown's balls lady! http://flickr.com/gp/johnnyiboken/2T4ha2

Posted by: Johnny I @ 5.5 at January 19, 2010 05:40 PM (Jj2Z9)

267

Ordinarily multiple posts are annoying, but not tonight!

Let's roll!

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2010 05:41 PM (gJL6J)

268

100,000 + margin....for the Republican candidate for Ted Kennedy's old Senate seat...in Mass. 

Wrap your minds around that, Morons.

Posted by: MostlyRight at January 19, 2010 05:41 PM (0aCXd)

269 CAN WE GET LIKE TEN FLAMING SKULL?

PLS?

Posted by: Fortunate Son at January 19, 2010 05:41 PM (n2Ur6)

Posted by: evil libertarian at January 19, 2010 05:41 PM (x9lGm)

271

Don't it make your blue eyes brown.

The Haiku will be EPIC!!

Posted by: tank at January 19, 2010 05:41 PM (6tCmr)

272

Hey Ace!

Can we get some Waterloo?

Posted by: Doodad Pro at January 19, 2010 05:41 PM (pXniV)

273

Will I get kicked out of the club if I cry?? I'm so happy and getting tipsy. There will be tears!

*I love you guys....sobs......hiccup*

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 05:41 PM (lNw1b)

274 Hey Pelosi......< ^ >  ‹( •¿•)›  < ^ >

Posted by: beedubya at January 19, 2010 05:41 PM (5zYbb)

275

I saw this tweet; heh.

Is there any doubt who the GOP asks to deliver the State of the Union response? Brown seems like a slam-dunk choice. -- Mike Memoli

Posted by: ArandomPerson at January 19, 2010 05:41 PM (PU9Ni)

276 Why don't you come at me like a fuckin' man and post more flamin' fuckin' skulls?

Posted by: Big Dipper at January 19, 2010 05:41 PM (eDvXz)

277 HECKUVA JOB BROWNIE

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 19, 2010 05:41 PM (p9CiG)

278 RAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! SUCK IT LIBS!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Posted by: Codec717 at January 19, 2010 05:41 PM (DyuqI)

279

Coakley to Catholics: "Maybe you shouldn't work in emergency rooms."

Catholics to Coakley: "Maybe you shouldn't work in Washington." 

Posted by: Marcia Coakley at January 19, 2010 05:41 PM (efgPj)

280 Jeeves, what is that dreadful noise outside?  It is most unpleasant.  Tell them to move on!

Posted by: John Kerry at January 19, 2010 05:41 PM (h60Tu)

281

If you'll all excuse me, I'm gonna go LAUGH MY ASS OFF FOR ABOUT A MONTH!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Crusty at January 19, 2010 05:41 PM (qzgbP)

282 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiM6JAQZwHI

Posted by: HudsonC at January 19, 2010 05:41 PM (CTJDC)

283 I've been out all day, so I've missed the glorious election coverage, so please help me:

what's with the pudding jokes?

Posted by: Blogluddite at January 19, 2010 09:39 PM (JwmYb)

Ace's ball-dip of choice.

Posted by: Bill H at January 19, 2010 05:41 PM (q8CmE)

284

Goodbye cruel world!

You were unworthy of such a glorious Messiah as Obama.

Posted by: MSNBC at January 19, 2010 05:41 PM (DUNS7)

285 CAN YOU HEAR US NOW ??? ASSWIPES

Posted by: Vet Missing Parts at January 19, 2010 05:41 PM (MCHyX)

286 I blame Diebold.

Posted by: Kerry '04 at January 19, 2010 05:42 PM (lfQrB)

287 Norah O'Donnell....PUDDING!

Posted by: Louie at January 19, 2010 05:42 PM (OOgDc)

288 Hannity just called her Marsha!!!!!  F U Barry!!!!

Posted by: Chitown Charley at January 19, 2010 05:42 PM (diF4H)

289 hahahahhaha

Posted by: Marta Coakley at January 19, 2010 05:42 PM (bftbi)

290 How does our teabags taste?

Posted by: American People at January 19, 2010 05:42 PM (8NGHm)

291 When are we driving?

Posted by: Who Knows at January 19, 2010 05:42 PM (0aQsc)

292
I'm still peeing on Gillette Stadium next time I'm in the neighborhood.

yeah but that's because you're incontinent

Posted by: This is...it doesn't matter, just read it at January 19, 2010 05:42 PM (00r+V)

293 Thanks to all those Mass. resident morons like SickinMass, who helped propel Brown to the Senate. Big hugs to all of you!!!

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 05:42 PM (ZLN2+)

294 Bye, all.

Posted by: Cap and Trade at January 19, 2010 05:42 PM (p9CiG)

295 BOOM BABY!

I pray this is only the start of a beautiful 2010. Just say no to socialism!

Posted by: Angry Beaver at January 19, 2010 05:42 PM (XFrSe)

296 JOHN FUCKING KERRY (HE SERVED IN VIETNAM) JUST SHIT HIS PANTS.

Posted by: GarandFan at January 19, 2010 05:42 PM (ZQBnQ)

297 I'm mad now, bitches!

Posted by: Obama Schickelgruber at January 19, 2010 05:42 PM (dcKUM)

298 9:13 am - rebirth of the nation!! (When Marcia called Senator Brown to concede)

Posted by: tank at January 19, 2010 05:42 PM (6tCmr)

299 Biggest loser of the night?  Spector, or Franken?

Posted by: toby928 at January 19, 2010 05:42 PM (PD1tk)

300 Is this unprecedented? LOL

Posted by: ProudinNC at January 19, 2010 05:42 PM (Edv29)

301 See ya later.

Posted by: Amnesty at January 19, 2010 05:42 PM (p9CiG)

302

ROFL MSNBC reports the following:

"The crowd at Brown HQ has been chanting "YES WE CAN""

"The crowd at Brown HQ has been chanting "JOHN KERRY IS NEXT!""

Posted by: Sir Elliot at January 19, 2010 05:42 PM (DUNS7)

303 Hey Massachusett{e}s...pssst....Bawney Fwank ...please do it

Posted by: beedubya at January 19, 2010 05:42 PM (5zYbb)

304 232 for the love of vanilla pudding - will someone step up for san fran and take on pelosi now??!?

Posted by: NC Ref at January 19, 2010 09:38 PM (B0Shm)

Pelosi is unassailable in her district, but there is now serious talk of taking down Barbara Boxer in 2010.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at January 19, 2010 05:42 PM (F09Uo)

305 Ace, did you invite Ken Pippin to do some dippin', if ya know what I mean?

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at January 19, 2010 05:43 PM (otlXg)

306
All the asshole/kos-hole group-think leftwingers are calling Scott Brown a "teabagger"

YAWN.




Posted by: pre paid sex monster at January 19, 2010 05:43 PM (0fzsA)

307 Where is Dum Dum?

Posted by: elliot m at January 19, 2010 05:43 PM (rHQQw)

308 You know that sort of wonderous and confusing feeling you have after you get your cherry busted? Yep, I got that right now! Without the fear of her daddy finding out, or gettting crabs, of course.

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at January 19, 2010 05:43 PM (CVZGO)

309 I just hugged a hobo, that is how awesome this is.

Posted by: DM! at January 19, 2010 05:43 PM (Dh7yc)

310 Rachel Maddow looks to be on the verge of seppuku. More dippage!

Posted by: crankylitprof at January 19, 2010 05:43 PM (Oz2fX)

311
Coakley concession speech in 10 minutes.

Posted by: Mal at January 19, 2010 05:43 PM (Z+qzA)

312 Trying to find the pudding on TV

Posted by: Penguin at January 19, 2010 05:43 PM (605NF)

313 Toodles.

Posted by: Cloward-Piven at January 19, 2010 05:43 PM (p9CiG)

314 I was really worried about this, and I am SO unbelievably happy. I hope and pray that we can finally put a halt to the things the Dems are trying to do to destroy America.

Thank you Brown supporters!

You
Made
A
Difference!

Posted by: shibumi at January 19, 2010 05:43 PM (OKZrE)

315 Does this mean they can get rid of Kennedy'sw wide load chair in the Senate and replace it with a normal one?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 19, 2010 05:43 PM (rurh0)

316 SERIOUSLY GUYS

THIS MIGHT BE A SIGN THAT THE RAPTURE IS COMING

OR SOMETHING

Posted by: Fortunate Son at January 19, 2010 05:43 PM (n2Ur6)

317 Did anyone get the number of the truck that just hit me?

Posted by: Marcia Cokewhore at January 19, 2010 05:43 PM (v1/SY)

318

OMG Norah O'Donnel saying the Democrats should have about 10 days for the Democrats to do something on healthcare before Brown gets seated.

I DARE THEM.

Posted by: MostlyRight at January 19, 2010 05:43 PM (0aCXd)

319 Now we can be proud to be Minutemen again!

Posted by: Little Boomer at January 19, 2010 05:43 PM (uoQ6n)

320 id like to be a fly in hell listening to kennedy right now.....


......okay maybe not...

Posted by: str8 outta monongahela at January 19, 2010 05:43 PM (SlvZ2)

321

Posted by: evil libertarian at January 19, 2010 09:41 PM (x9lGm)

Purrrfect!!  lol

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at January 19, 2010 05:43 PM (8zsWd)

322 Awesome Slushop!

Posted by: Bugler at January 19, 2010 05:43 PM (YCVBL)

323 Jane Hamsher's lede:

Classy: DNC Throw Martha Coakley Under the Bus

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 19, 2010 05:43 PM (GxVdJ)

324

Dean's blaming Bush, Madow's blaming Bush and Sissy Mathews is blaming Bush and going on and on about how the country will turn around and vote for salvation or something again,  you know like they did for OOOOOBama!

I blame Bush!    Thank's George!  Your power is awesome!  Go Brown!

Posted by: Whippet at January 19, 2010 05:43 PM (9IjK0)

325 I would like to take this moment to thank Ted. Without his timely...er untimely demise, we would be facing no hope to stop this freaking Animal Farm. LET'S GET THE PIGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Posted by: rightzilla at January 19, 2010 05:43 PM (zWsnx)

326 I propose a one year moratorium on the word Masshole. But Taxachusetts okay for now.

Posted by: American People at January 19, 2010 05:43 PM (8NGHm)

327 Yeah, Ace put me up on the thread below.  I am sorry for that smell, we sprayed that axe body shit on our selfs.  Doesn't burn well.

The other Skulls are sort of pissed and waiting for Mr Ace to fire them up.  The deal was a Skull for each point win, that means five more of my boys need lighting up.

DO IT BITCH!

Posted by: The Skull at January 19, 2010 05:44 PM (2+9Yx)

328

Coakley to Catholics: "Maybe you shouldn't work in emergency rooms."

Catholics to Coakley: "Maybe you shouldn't work in Washington."




Thread Winnah!!!

Posted by: Winston Smith at January 19, 2010 05:44 PM (BFqyO)

329

MY GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE!!!

Posted by: Jimma at January 19, 2010 05:44 PM (8yIhu)

330

So do I have a sense of irony or what?  And where the hell are the dancing Shatners?  Don't worry, I'll make it rain pudding.

For my next trick...

Posted by: G-d at January 19, 2010 05:44 PM (LKkE8)

331 Ta-ta.

Posted by: Involuntary Voter Registration at January 19, 2010 05:44 PM (p9CiG)

332 Excellent photoshop.

Posted by: huerfano at January 19, 2010 05:44 PM (kJLH9)

333 "9:13 am - rebirth of the nation!! (When Marcia called Senator Brown to concede)" She quit this morning? Why didn't you tell us. :-)

Posted by: Vet Missing Parts at January 19, 2010 05:44 PM (MCHyX)

334

"Precincts Reporting: 1,884 of 2,168 (87%)

Scott Brown (R) – 996,990 (52.4%)
Martha Coakley (D) – 887,754 (46.6%)
Joe Kennedy (I) – 19,157 (1.0%)"

Putting this here for whomever writes the book about this blog and this race.

Posted by: curious at January 19, 2010 05:44 PM (p302b)

335 Grooving to "Driving with the top down" from Iron Man (totally rockin) and drinking Duval Leroy champagne. It's a miracle. We are SOOOOOOOO happy.


Posted by: Linlithgow at January 19, 2010 05:44 PM (xpBkP)

336

WICKED AWESOME.

I'm dipping my boobs in something warm and delicious.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at January 19, 2010 05:45 PM (yel6g)

337 All the asshole/kos-hole group-think leftwingers are calling Scott Brown a "teabagger"

Send 'em the photoshop above, and Secundus' caption.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 19, 2010 05:45 PM (OUqZe)

338 How is this going to help Michelle's childern?

Posted by: Kemp at January 19, 2010 05:45 PM (2+9Yx)

339

#237...

Can't stop laughing.

Posted by: jmflynny at January 19, 2010 05:45 PM (Sr3F5)

340 Next thing we know the people of Massachusetts kick Jean-Francois out and replace him with Bloody Sock.

Posted by: Holger at January 19, 2010 05:45 PM (8NGHm)

341 Hey Mass.  I'ma let ya finish...but NJ and VA had the best elections of all time...

Posted by: Kanye at January 19, 2010 05:45 PM (ssrBg)

342 Wow. I'm just knocked out by this. Amazing!

Posted by: Shannon at January 19, 2010 05:45 PM (jIS6a)

343 WE HAPPY FEW, WE BAND OF BALL-DIPPERS!

Posted by: Boy Named Sous at January 19, 2010 05:45 PM (NOjWP)

344 I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME GADGET!

Posted by: Dr. Obamclaw at January 19, 2010 05:45 PM (qyKoF)

345 but... but... but...

Posted by: honest cloud at January 19, 2010 05:45 PM (k0CxD)

346 "Thank you Brown supporters! You Made A Difference! Posted by: shibumi at January 19, 2010 09:43 PM (OKZrE)" Absolutely right. Great job, all of you!

Posted by: Bugler at January 19, 2010 05:45 PM (YCVBL)

347 JOHN KERRY'S NEXT!!!

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 05:45 PM (gofDd)

348 In your motherfucking face you tyranical shitheads. Your base state is embarrassed to call themselves democrats.

Posted by: Ministry of Fiction at January 19, 2010 05:45 PM (Zh/Jk)

349 "Oh, your tears taste like candy! Sweet, sweet candy Barry! Oh let me sip your tears Nancy! Mmm, yes! Beautiful tears!"

Posted by: Cartman at January 19, 2010 05:46 PM (j5ldT)

350 I love the smell of burning demoass right before bed!!

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at January 19, 2010 05:46 PM (1oQ91)

351 Taste my boom stick, Barack

Posted by: Massachussettes at January 19, 2010 05:46 PM (0cY0K)

352 Craig Ferguson is right... It's a great day for America!

Posted by: Doc at January 19, 2010 05:46 PM (rzJpR)

353 Katrina Van den Huvel on John Batchelor.....she has the talking points...they really refuse to get it....this has to be deliberate....Juan William, Katrina, Dean, Matthews...they can't all be this dumb....

Posted by: curious at January 19, 2010 05:46 PM (p302b)

354   315 Rachel Maddow looks to be on the verge of seppuku.   Isn't that the Jap number game thingy??

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 19, 2010 05:46 PM (5zYbb)

355

Do you think Scott will speak from behind an "Office of the Senator Elect" podium?

Posted by: tank at January 19, 2010 05:46 PM (6tCmr)

356

Where's the guy who yells "en fuego?"!!

Tonight we are all en fuego!!

Posted by: Mama AJ en fuego at January 19, 2010 05:47 PM (Be4xl)

357
I'm massaging Philosophy's Amazing Grace into my breasts.  I'll help Mr. D'oh with his balls in a bit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 19, 2010 05:47 PM (UOM48)

358 Katrina Van den Huvel on John Batchelor.....she has the talking points...they really refuse to get it....this has to be deliberate....Juan William, Katrina, Dean, Matthews...they can't all be this dumb.... Posted by: curious at January 19, 2010 09:46 PM (p302b) Oh yeah they can

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2010 05:47 PM (0GFWk)

359

I would be willing to bet that all 60 of the Senators who were standing shoulder to shoulder with Obama, fled to every hiding hole they could find. I can hear Obama saying when he turns around "Where did everyone go?"

Posted by: mystry at January 19, 2010 05:47 PM (kmgIE)

360 I am giddy with excitement, but just a bit of nitpick here: "The crowd at Brown HQ has been chanting "JOHN KERRY IS NEXT!"" Oh no way, Kerry isn't up for reelection until 2014. Bennett (appointed D, Colorado) is ONE of the next ones. Bawny Fwank *should* be next in MA.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 19, 2010 05:47 PM (dkExz)

361 good work, Ace; you done froze the damn internets.

Posted by: blogRot at January 19, 2010 05:48 PM (0cY0K)

362

I'm over on Kos right now, enjoying the tears of the vanquished.

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 19, 2010 05:48 PM (r8ip+)

363 Even Massachusetts doesn't have to put up with every piece of ridiculous socialist crap. EVEN MASSACHUSETTS can wake up and break free from marching onward to the tired old collectivist, post national-socialist, one-world, progressive mumbo-jumbo. The middle class has NOT lost its traditional self defense mechanisms. No 'little Chavez' status for you leftist elites.

Posted by: cackfinger at January 19, 2010 05:48 PM (LDQCY)

364

Am i the first to point out how weird it is that had Ted Kennedy not died that Healthcare would have passed.

Honestly. If he lives, no special election, no Scot Brown, no 41st vote, etc.

I am toasting a glass of Chivas to you Tedward.

Posted by: Marta Coakley at January 19, 2010 05:48 PM (bftbi)

365 My dogs are out serenading the neighborhood with some republican barkin!

Posted by: rightzilla at January 19, 2010 05:48 PM (zWsnx)

366 The nation is saved!

Talked to two Obama voters today. Predicted Brown to lose (another crappy call, folks). Admitted that Obams is a loser and his presidency is de facto over.

Posted by: PJ at January 19, 2010 05:48 PM (Qpxxz)

367 No words....simply no words. I am SO HAPPY!!! I can haz fuzzy kittehs! Sleep will come to me tonight...probably better than any time the past horrific year. SUCK IT you Marxist bastards!

Posted by: Twinks at January 19, 2010 05:48 PM (LeFbD)

368 EPIC. 

Back to watching the fun on MSNBC

Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2010 05:48 PM (Xsi7M)

369 The end of Camelot!!! What a great, great day!

Posted by: markytom at January 19, 2010 05:48 PM (o0TRr)

370 Someone smacked my gob too.

Posted by: rdb at January 19, 2010 05:49 PM (4Ve/l)

371 But PaleRider the work to defeat Lurch Kerry starts now!!!

Posted by: tank at January 19, 2010 05:49 PM (6tCmr)

372 OK, I'm off the wagon.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at January 19, 2010 05:49 PM (qZb8X)

373

The next person we need is Arlen Specter.

Posted by: Marta Coakley at January 19, 2010 05:49 PM (bftbi)

374 "Thank you Brown supporters!

You
Made
A
Difference!
Posted by: shibumi at January 19, 2010 09:43 PM (OKZrE)"

Absolutely right. Great job, all of you!

Amen! Thank you everyone who went out and got Brown elected! We're taking our country back.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 05:49 PM (gofDd)

375 I won.

Posted by: We, The People at January 19, 2010 05:49 PM (p9CiG)

376 JOHN KERRY'S NEXT!!

Posted by: exdem13 at January 19, 2010 05:49 PM (lYKj1)

377 Lurch on crutches at Marcia's headquarters?  Did he slip on some foie gras?

Posted by: tank at January 19, 2010 05:49 PM (6tCmr)

378

Teh Won Termer just called Brown to congratulate him.

Obama:  Hey Scott..I just wsanted to say congratulations and to say I am looking forward to working with you.

Scott Brown:  Fuck you...how ya like my truck now?....bitch

Posted by: beedubya at January 19, 2010 05:49 PM (5zYbb)

379

Am i the first to point out how weird it is that had Ted Kennedy not died that Healthcare would have passed.

Honestly. If he lives, no special election, no Scot Brown, no 41st vote, etc.

I am toasting a glass of Chivas to you Tedward.

So true (plus you might want to change your sock now)

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 05:50 PM (9Wv2j)

380

Thank You

Massachusetts!

Posted by: Pike Place Pete at January 19, 2010 05:50 PM (qD3QA)

381 369

Am i the first to point out how weird it is that had Ted Kennedy not died that Healthcare would have passed.

Honestly. If he lives, no special election, no Scot Brown, no 41st vote, etc.

I am toasting a glass of Chivas to you Tedward.

Posted by: Marta Coakley at January 19, 2010 09:48 PM (bftbi)

Soooo....death panel here?

Posted by: rightzilla at January 19, 2010 05:50 PM (zWsnx)

382 'sup homies. c-span2 has a live feed right now from Croakely's HQ. Looks like someone's dog died. Shit-heel Kerry just limped on stage. Pale....REALLY pale.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2010 05:50 PM (9Lm5R)

383 Dippin' mine in Epsom salts, sonny

Posted by: Abraham Simpson at January 19, 2010 05:50 PM (hCQG5)

384 Katrina on batchelor says tomorrow the banks will be the bad guys?   This is
emotional for her?   tragic????
this is too funny to listen to

Posted by: curious at January 19, 2010 05:50 PM (p302b)

385

ALLAH SAY: We are the Sultans, the Sultans of Swing!!!!

EVEN IN TEHRAN WE ARE SINGING:

John Kerry's next!    

John Kerry's next!

John Kerry's next!

John Kerry's next!

John Kerry's next!

John Kerry's next!

John Kerry's next!

John Kerry's next!

John Kerry's next!

John Kerry's next!

John Kerry's next!

John Kerry's next!

John Kerry's next!

John Kerry's next!

John Kerry's next!

John Kerry's next!

Posted by: 7HEAVENS at January 19, 2010 05:50 PM (FVAuT)

386

Rachel Maddow looks to be on the verge of seppuku.  

Isn't that the Jap number game thingy??

 

No, silly. It's their version of a shish-kebab except that it's cooked over a hibachi.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 19, 2010 05:51 PM (k0CxD)

387 USA!  USA!  USA!  USA!

The Euro is tanking (got some problems of its own), but the markets love the Scottie Mc Hottie win.

Screw the Fabians Socialists!!  Mass breaks away, and the world hears it.

It's about fuckin' time, y'all.

On to the midterms.  Kill those bastards, and give us our country back.




Posted by: Scooter at January 19, 2010 05:51 PM (/bEL1)

388 Obambi congratulated Brown according to Madcow. He should have answered: "Thank you, Mr. President. I now intend to derail as much of your anti-American and destructive agenda as I can. By the way, what do you have against trucks?"

Posted by: SamIam at January 19, 2010 05:51 PM (KEiDW)

389 HA...her team is wearing BLACK!!! FUNERAL GARB!!!

Posted by: rightzilla at January 19, 2010 05:51 PM (zWsnx)

390

It is a glorious day. I could not have imagined a better, more fitting capstone to Teddy Kennedy's work than to have the entire state laugh at him and his bizarre, neo-aristocratic family's "political cachet". It's like sending a bouquet of rotting broccoli with a bag of broken glass to his grave, but with neon signs and fireworks along for the ride.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at January 19, 2010 05:51 PM (o5sYk)

391

Shit

You're right peaches. all my best material is when i leave a sock on

Posted by: Ben at January 19, 2010 05:51 PM (bftbi)

392

It's morning in America.

at 8:51 p.m.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at January 19, 2010 05:51 PM (juTMa)

393 So why is it that we were voting Democrat all that time anyway?

Posted by: Blue-collar Massachusett(e)s voter at January 19, 2010 05:51 PM (Vo2Ef)

394 Meanwhile, back at Brown Victory Headquarters, an urgent call goes out to all available plumbers. Seems the men's room sinks are clogged with pudding.

Posted by: RushBabe at January 19, 2010 05:51 PM (LKkE8)

395 I can just imagine there is shit being broken in the whitehouse right about now.

How does the PEOPLE'S ass taste now you marxist fuck.

Posted by: Berserker at January 19, 2010 05:52 PM (gWHrG)

396 I called it 52 - 46 this morn. (horn toot)

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 19, 2010 05:52 PM (DIYmd)

397 What is best in life?

Posted by: havedash at January 19, 2010 05:52 PM (nzIWk)

398 I so heppy!

Posted by: Long Duck Dong at January 19, 2010 05:52 PM (LKkE8)

399 i wanna watch barney frank explode in spit and garble, literally.... .....imagine that smell? k....maybe i dont wanna see it.

Posted by: str8 outta monongahela at January 19, 2010 05:52 PM (SlvZ2)

400 The Donk spin is inevitable, but it isn't going to work in this case. If it were any other state, any other Senate seat, then yes; they could spin it. But this was Saint Teddy the Blessed Savior's seat! Which he had held for more than four decades! And declared that health-care was his signature issue!

...and was just roundly defeated by a GOP candidate named Scott Brown.

This is not spin-able. This is a catastrophe, a calamity, a chasm the Democrats are still struggling to fathom. The "setbacks" in North Virginia and New Jersey are now looking like the vanguard of the slaughter to come, with tonight's debacle freezing the hearts of every at-risk Democrat in both houses of Congress. No Democrat seat is safe; they suspected this before but they know it now.

Obama's touch turns things to lead rather than gold; he is a lame-duck from now on. A failure. (And this is about Bammer, no doubt about it: by going to Mass to stump for Coakley, and failing, he made it about himself rather than Coakley. And he belly-flopped, just like every other time.) Democrats are going to trample each other rushing to the center to avoid the coming electoral bloodbath (much good it may do them), which means that the health-care bill, amnesty, card-check, and the KSM show-trial are probably all dead.

It has been a great day, my fellow Morons. A great day indeed.

Posted by: Monty at January 19, 2010 05:53 PM (QkTOo)

401 "How does the PEOPLE'S ass taste now you marxist fuck." <~~~ lol

Posted by: str8 outta monongahela at January 19, 2010 05:53 PM (SlvZ2)

402 senate.gov.  Send your senator a love note.  I sent Patty Murray congrats on Scott's win.  They probably won't understand.  Frankly, she's next.  And she won't see the train til it hits her.

Posted by: Derak at January 19, 2010 05:53 PM (UALs7)

403

9:13 am - rebirth of the nation!! (When Marcia called Senator Brown to concede)"

She quit this morning? Why didn't you tell us. :-)

oops vets - I'm a morning person!

Posted by: tank at January 19, 2010 05:53 PM (6tCmr)

404

Gotta love the ladies and gents in MA, just when you've given them up as dead, they start another revolution! I'm in desperately blue Chicago, can you guys relay some of that magic here?

Posted by: Daisy at January 19, 2010 05:53 PM (T0ga9)

405 Willie brown cannot understand what a bribe is. Seems that is the crux of the dem problem. He says quid pro quo is the way it works.

JUST IN: HARRY SAID BROWN WILL BE SEATED WHEN PROPER PAPER WORK IS IN....I small a rat!

Posted by: rightzilla at January 19, 2010 05:54 PM (zWsnx)

406

Damn. Just damn. It don't get much better than this. Thoroughly enjoying a tall glass of Crown Royal to celebrate (After dipping my balls in it, of course).

 

A final up yours to Fat Teddy the drunken, lecherous lout.

 

Rot in hell you filthy, thieving, bastard!

Posted by: Mahatma canejeeves at January 19, 2010 05:54 PM (aJh/L)

407 365 I am giddy with excitement, but just a bit of nitpick here:

"The crowd at Brown HQ has been chanting "JOHN KERRY IS NEXT!""

Oh no way, Kerry isn't up for reelection until 2014.

Bennett (appointed D, Colorado) is ONE of the next ones.
Bawny Fwank *should* be next in MA.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 19, 2010 09:47 PM (dkExz)

 

Nope,  harry reid and boxer are next!!

Posted by: lou at January 19, 2010 05:54 PM (BSVwM)

408 Burn, Baby, Burn -- Libtard Inferno!

Posted by: The Trammps at January 19, 2010 05:54 PM (LKkE8)

409 .

Rep. Chris Van Hollen of Maryland, head of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, said Coakley's loss won't deter his colleagues from continuing their practice of blaming George W. Bush's administration.

Keep fucking that chicken, Democrats.

 

Posted by: Warden at January 19, 2010 05:55 PM (QoR4a)

410

there is already a Brown ad up on drudge asking you sign a petition to seat brown immediately.

They seated that guy who won NY23 seconds after the election, i wonder what the excuses will be now.

 

and HA is down

Posted by: Ben at January 19, 2010 05:55 PM (bftbi)

411 FUUUUUUCK YYEEEEEEAAAAAAH

Posted by: Zimriel at January 19, 2010 05:55 PM (WHpnp)

412 I'm gonna dip my balls in pudding at 10:10pm (Eastern), but right now I'm bathing in the sweet, sweet tears of the loons on Daily Kos.

Posted by: Xoxotl at January 19, 2010 05:55 PM (CbVPH)

413 Here comes Marcia

Posted by: beedubya at January 19, 2010 05:56 PM (5zYbb)

414 You know Marcia conceding sort of makes it impossible for the Sec of State to not swear Scott in immediately!

Dip them balls!

Posted by: Kemp at January 19, 2010 05:56 PM (2+9Yx)

415 This is oh so sweet!!  Finally............

Posted by: Mary Jo Koppechne at January 19, 2010 05:56 PM (n6iqK)

416 I'm in desperately blue Chicago, can you guys relay some of that magic here?

Posted by: Daisy at January 19, 2010 09:53 PM (T0ga9)

Chicago, sad to say, maybe beyond help

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2010 05:56 PM (fxY6y)

417 ...yeah, but not at the polls...idiot

Posted by: beedubya at January 19, 2010 05:56 PM (5zYbb)

418 To all those who worked on the Brown campaign and all the Morons who faithfully kept us abreast of events, sincere, sincere THANKS!

Posted by: A Grateful Nation at January 19, 2010 05:56 PM (LKkE8)

419 Wow,  the state of  Massachusetts just took one big healthy piss on kennedy's grave.

Just damn....

Posted by: Berserker at January 19, 2010 05:56 PM (gWHrG)

420 Marthsha is talking...she has more facial hair than Hil. I Love HD TV!

Posted by: rightzilla at January 19, 2010 05:57 PM (zWsnx)

421 I'm enjoying watching my lefty friends boohooing all over facebook. (Meanwhile, I'm enjoying a nice glass of the Balviene, and a lovely tea-based dipping sauce.)

Posted by: Farmer Joe at January 19, 2010 05:57 PM (e8dsT)

422

and HA is down

Hump-bots and pudding don't mix well.

Posted by: Mama AJ en fuego at January 19, 2010 05:57 PM (Be4xl)

423 This is sweeeet!!!!

Posted by: Hatchet Five at January 19, 2010 05:57 PM (n6iqK)

424

HOW ABOUT GETTING THE REAL TEABAGGER!!!

I TWAUT I SAW A PUSSY (CAT) FWANK IS NEXT!

BAWNEY FWANK IS NEXT!

BAWNEY FWANK IS NEXT!

BAWNEY FWANK IS NEXT!

BAWNEY FWANK IS NEXT!

BAWNEY FWANK IS NEXT!

BAWNEY FWANK IS NEXT!

 

 

Posted by: 7HEAVENS at January 19, 2010 05:58 PM (FVAuT)

425 To all those who worked on the Brown campaign and all the Morons who faithfully kept us abreast of events, sincere, sincere THANKS!

Mega-dittos!

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 05:58 PM (9Wv2j)

426 Tomorrow's news reports should be very entertaining.

Posted by: katya at January 19, 2010 05:58 PM (663JU)

427

You know Marcia conceding sort of makes it impossible for the Sec of State to not swear Scott in immediately!

Er? A miscalculation somewhere?

Posted by: ErikW at January 19, 2010 05:58 PM (k0CxD)

428

Erah, uh, er, er, beertendah, make it a double.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at January 19, 2010 05:59 PM (LKkE8)

429 Heh, Rush will be en fuego tomorrow.  Tonight, I bet he's doin' some dipping.

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 05:59 PM (9Wv2j)

430 I've got a thrill up my leg.

Posted by: We, The People at January 19, 2010 05:59 PM (p9CiG)

431

She's been out on the campaign trail for the past couple days??

OHMYFUGGINGGOLLY...she really said that

Posted by: beedubya at January 19, 2010 05:59 PM (5zYbb)

432 AIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ted Kennedy ( D- Burning in Hell) at January 19, 2010 05:59 PM (Uc/xV)

433

So Scott Brown was trailing Coakley by 30% a month ago and most likely he'll win by 5% tonight.  

Good, solid B+ campaign there, "Marcia".

Posted by: Dirk Diggler at January 19, 2010 06:00 PM (efgPj)

434

Massachusetts,

The New Copenhagen

Posted by: Pike Place Pete at January 19, 2010 06:00 PM (qD3QA)

435

I kind of feel sorry for Marcia's husband.  She just thanked her family - sisters, nieces, nephews - no mention of her spouse. 

Posted by: tank at January 19, 2010 06:00 PM (6tCmr)

436 Swallow my orange flavored teabag ODUMBASS

Posted by: Todd at January 19, 2010 06:00 PM (aMXGv)

437 AIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


oh for christ's sakes shut up teddy.

Posted by: str8 outta monongahela at January 19, 2010 06:00 PM (SlvZ2)

438

Cloakley goes down!

Cloakley goes down!

Posted by: Howard Cosell at January 19, 2010 06:00 PM (Vu6sl)

439 I wonder how many are there listening to Marcia babble??

Posted by: beedubya at January 19, 2010 06:01 PM (5zYbb)

440 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbGEYSY42No&feature=related


Good on ya' Massachusetts!

Posted by: sandbagger at January 19, 2010 06:01 PM (gInbR)

441 I will ask my sis to put a flower on Mary Jo's grave.

Posted by: MPFS, 2010 Fish Stick at January 19, 2010 06:01 PM (u6GDa)

442

Brown crushed Coakley in the town I was assigned to report results from.  When I got the numbers I was finally convinced. 

Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 06:01 PM (UJIeT)

443 I kind of feel sorry for Marcia's husband.  She just thanked her family - sisters, nieces, nephews - no mention of her spouse.

He's a retired cop.  He might be off by himself dipping his balls.  Surreptitiously, of course.

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 06:01 PM (9Wv2j)

444

QuietMan,

I'm thinking about the Burris seat. Then again, when the Red Sox won the Series I was certain the Cubs would be next... so there's that.

Posted by: Daisy at January 19, 2010 06:02 PM (T0ga9)

445 Longest concession speech evah. Shut your pie hole already scrunt.

Posted by: Schwalbe at January 19, 2010 06:02 PM (jkdaV)

446 My guess is chris mathews is feeling that tingle down his leg again, only this time he's pissing himself.


Posted by: Berserker at January 19, 2010 06:02 PM (gWHrG)

447

From Politico, via JWF:

Atlantic senior editor Andrew Sullivan described the election on his blog as “a nihilist moment, built from a nihilist strategy in order to regain power ... to do nothing but wage war against enemies at home and abroad.”

He says that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Mama AJ en fuego at January 19, 2010 06:02 PM (Be4xl)

448 Marcia is thanking Slick Willie, Teddy's wife, the entire Kennedy family and....no mention of Barry?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2010 06:02 PM (fxY6y)

449 Tempted to call off work tomorrow just so I can listen to Rush for his entire show BUT it'll be way too hard to deny my lib boss my UTTER FUCKING SMUGNESS WHEN I WALK IN THE DOOR AT 8AM.

Posted by: tdpwells at January 19, 2010 06:02 PM (Ei3oZ)

450

Down Goes Frazier!

 

 

Down Goes Frazier!

Posted by: Pike Place Pete at January 19, 2010 06:02 PM (qD3QA)

451 Lots of thanks........no Obama thanks yet............Clinton....
now Vickie Kennedy channeling her onner Ted...EEEWWWWWWW! That is creepy!

DID I SIMPLY MISS HER THANKING THE ONE? Did she shine him on?


Posted by: rightzilla at January 19, 2010 06:03 PM (zWsnx)

452 loppyd, it's so early still.  Are you gonna jam on up to Boston for the party?

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 06:03 PM (9Wv2j)

453 I'll be wearing my "Chicago 2016" hoodie tomorrow. Even though it's 70 in Dallas.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at January 19, 2010 06:03 PM (juTMa)

454 the vanguard of the slaughter to come

I'm a harbinger kinda guy...sounds more ominous.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 19, 2010 06:03 PM (GxVdJ)

455 You can't get to the bah?  What kinna fookin' clown college dey runnin' ovah deh?

Posted by: motionview at January 19, 2010 06:03 PM (OqJMl)

456 441

I kind of feel sorry for Marcia's husband.  She just thanked her family - sisters, nieces, nephews - no mention of her spouse.

Posted by: tank



He's probably at Brown HQ getting tight.

Posted by: sandbagger at January 19, 2010 06:03 PM (gInbR)

457 Personal freedom and a smaller central government.  What's so hard about that?
 
This is a great win, but we need to hold the Rs accountable going forward.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 19, 2010 06:03 PM (B5cM9)

458

Let freedom ring from Plymouth Rock! Let freedom ring from Boston Harbor! Let freedom ring from Beacon Hill! Let freedom ring from Lexington and Concord! Let freedom ring from Bunker Hill! Let freedom ring from every titty bar and tavern in Massachuesets! FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST! THANK GOD ALMIGHTY, WE ARE FREE AT LAST!

Posted by: moi at January 19, 2010 06:04 PM (7FgWm)

459 Coakley just stated she is channeling her inner Ted. Fuck you, the Kopechne family is channeling their inner FUCK THE KENNEDY'S

Posted by: Todd at January 19, 2010 06:04 PM (aMXGv)

460 Oh, wow.  Martha just threw Obama under the bus!

Posted by: Xoxotl at January 19, 2010 06:04 PM (CbVPH)

461 TED KENNEDY JUST..........

Posted by: str8 outta monongahela at January 19, 2010 06:04 PM (SlvZ2)

462 Shhhh.. she's channeling her inner ted.  That's scary as hell.

Posted by: NY Betsy Rose at January 19, 2010 06:04 PM (7ull1)

463

I'm thinking about the Burris seat. Then again, when the Red Sox won the Series I was certain the Cubs would be next... so there's that.

Posted by: Daisy at January 19, 2010 10:02 PM (T0ga9)

The Burris seat is within the range of possibility. The Cubs....don't get me started on the Cubs. But let's enjoy tonight!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2010 06:04 PM (fxY6y)

464 Cadillac Deval standing next to her.  He's probably already got a call in to Barry for a job so he can have an excuse not to run for re-election.

Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 06:04 PM (UJIeT)

465 She did slobber a little on Obama.  You guys just missed it.  Something about how nice it was of him to "take that little trip up here."  Okay, Marcia, stfu.

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 06:04 PM (9Wv2j)

466 Brown: Ted Kennedy

Coakley: Mary Jo

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 19, 2010 06:04 PM (p9CiG)

467 loppyd a hearty thank you for all your hard work.  I've been despondent since Nov 4, 2008.  This makes my heart sing.  It's people like you that make this happen.

Now go get your gold star and AofShq street reporters vinyl notebook.  You've earned them.  *smooch*

Posted by: Derak at January 19, 2010 06:04 PM (UALs7)

468 Olberdouche looks pale.

Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 06:04 PM (UJIeT)

469

I kind of feel sorry for Marcia's husband.  She just thanked her family - sisters, nieces, nephews - no mention of her spouse. 

Guess she found out who he actually voted for.

Posted by: Mama AJ en fuego at January 19, 2010 06:05 PM (Be4xl)

470 Let's not all forget to thank David Gergen for unintentionally serving up the softball that Brown sent over the Green Monster: "It's the people's seat." Tipping point right there.

Gergen, you dishonest hack... take a bow. Now get Scott et al. their juiceboxes for their flaming balls.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 19, 2010 06:05 PM (hF8Tn)

471 all of you are Raaaaaacists

Posted by: chaz johnson at January 19, 2010 06:05 PM (vez2r)

472 Sarah's already posted on Facebook.  Now she's on Greta.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 19, 2010 06:05 PM (B5cM9)

473 287 

Posted by: HudsonC

damn that video is awesome. i'm about to dip em again after watching that for a second time.

Posted by: evil libertarian at January 19, 2010 06:05 PM (x9lGm)

474 476- Knock it off, M80sB!

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 19, 2010 06:06 PM (B5cM9)

475 475  She also didn't thank or mention Obama

Posted by: Naan at January 19, 2010 06:06 PM (j5MTj)

476

Er umm uh could I have a glass of ice watta? And maybe the numba of a good proctologist experienced in pineapple removal?

Posted by: Teddy Kennedy's Damned Soul at January 19, 2010 06:06 PM (aJh/L)

477 Olberdouche looks pale.

He's probably about ready to emit a 5 minute stream of tourettes profanities.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 19, 2010 06:07 PM (GxVdJ)

478 Take the pudding Norah.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2010 06:07 PM (fxY6y)

479 For those of you who are thanking you, there is no need.  I did it with pride and love for this great country. 

Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 06:07 PM (UJIeT)

480
how
do
you
keep
up
with
this
thread?
(at post 375)

Posted by: Z Ryan at January 19, 2010 06:08 PM (cMo6P)

481 HOPE AND CHANGE

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 19, 2010 06:08 PM (p9CiG)

482 I had Brown +5. Where do I report for my pudding?

Posted by: GW McLintock at January 19, 2010 06:08 PM (zFh1t)

483 Brown : Allan Shepard
Coakley : Pee Wee Herman

Posted by: rightzilla at January 19, 2010 06:08 PM (zWsnx)

484 Olberdouche looks pale.

He's probably about ready to emit a 5 minute stream of tourettes profanities.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 19, 2010 10:07 PM (GxVdJ)

He just said we will be in full Schadenfreude mode.

Oh yeah we will.

Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 06:09 PM (UJIeT)

485 Man, this feels good, especially for me.

Posted by: Your Wallet at January 19, 2010 06:09 PM (p9CiG)

486 Went to Daily Kos and reveled in their agony!!!!! it was SWEET!!!!!

Posted by: Bob T at January 19, 2010 06:09 PM (DmlVS)

487

"For those of you who are thanking you, there is no need.  I did it with pride and love for this great country." 

 Well I'll thank you anyway. Maybe buy you some Ugg boots too. ;-P

Posted by: Dirk Diggler at January 19, 2010 06:10 PM (efgPj)

Posted by: Nash Rambler at January 19, 2010 06:10 PM (ASdwP)

489 What's with all those wicked retahded towns that haven't reported any results yet? They waiting to find out how many votes Mahtha needs to put her ovah the top?

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 06:10 PM (9Wv2j)

490 398 So why is it that we were voting Democrat all that time anyway?
Posted by: Blue-collar Massachusett(e)s voter

So many of you are dead and didn't really have a choice.

Posted by: Z Ryan at January 19, 2010 06:11 PM (cMo6P)

491 I'm making a wax casting of my balls. To put upon my mantle to remember this night.

Posted by: hutch1200 at January 19, 2010 06:11 PM (sYmkx)

492 I'm unconstitutional! I'm unconstitutional! I'm unconstitutional! I'm unconstitutional! I'm unconstitutional! I'm unconstitutional!

Posted by: The Filibuster at January 19, 2010 06:11 PM (p9CiG)

493

Here is a little extra salt to run in the noses of liberals tomorrow.  Tell them this is exactly what Teddy woudl have wanted.  After all, it was Teddy that got the rules changed in 2004 so that a special election would fill a vacant Senate seat so there would be no appointment by the Governor.  If not for that, Deval patrick installs Kirk until 2013. 

Thanks Teddy.  Your legacy is perfected.

Posted by: California Red at January 19, 2010 06:12 PM (KYB3U)

494

There is a conservative troll over on LGF Sloopy I think...

Suck my balls chucky!

Heh

Posted by: maddogg at January 19, 2010 06:12 PM (ZKz62)

495 About the only thing more satisfying than jamming the bayonet in is getting to twist it while looking at the poor sap's face.  Now let's warm up the bagpipes for November and really frighten the Hell out of those bastards....

Posted by: ipw533 at January 19, 2010 06:12 PM (NPP60)

496 Olbermann: "Did this happen because the Democrats in power were too liberal, or because they weren't liberal enough?"

Matthews: "Well, we don't know."

FUCKING LOL

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 19, 2010 06:12 PM (p9CiG)

497 ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

Posted by: Jmchez at January 19, 2010 06:13 PM (W0h4C)

498 I only regret that I have one set of balls to dip for my country.

Posted by: Dirk Diggler at January 19, 2010 06:13 PM (efgPj)

499 I aint no spammer.

Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 06:13 PM (UJIeT)

500 my facebook status update as of 9:30pm: your tears are delicious. 41.

Posted by: evil libertarian at January 19, 2010 06:14 PM (x9lGm)

501 Tingles calling on the dems to go reconciliation.

Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 06:14 PM (UJIeT)

502 Michelle's arms just swung up and lambasted Dumbo in a violent whirlwind of hate.  Seems she did not win this presidency for hom to just go and screw it up like he has everything else in his life! She says he is not the first black president because he just isn/t black enough to get the job done. Just ask Harry! 

Posted by: rightzilla at January 19, 2010 06:14 PM (zWsnx)

503 loppyd, I sent you a big, big hug and a happy dance!  It's been great fun to watch this thing unfold through your eyes.  And, I'm actually going to be very happy to pay my AmEx bill with all those Scott Brown for Senate charges.

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 06:16 PM (9Wv2j)

504 Long has it been since I've felt such relief, and dare I say, optimism.  There is some small hope for the future.  Tonight my balls enjoy a dip in warmed Patron Silver tequila ('cause they're kinda crazy like that) while the rest of me enjoys Grand Marnier and chocolate truffles.  Truly, this is a night to relish and savor - a fond memory to cling to in the days of struggle to come.

Posted by: Reactionary at January 19, 2010 06:16 PM (4nbyM)

505 5 fucking points? What the fuck am I going to do with all these ballots?

Posted by: Libtard Car Trunk at January 19, 2010 06:16 PM (p9CiG)

506 Somewhere in the afterlife, Mary Jo is smiling.

Posted by: Lace Whig at January 19, 2010 06:17 PM (twyYd)

507 ROFL Olberdouche's Brown apology next!

Posted by: SamIam at January 19, 2010 06:17 PM (KEiDW)

508 Saturday:
   Obama:  "This is a referendum on my agenda.  If Brown is elected, health care reform is dead."

Tuesday:
    Mass:  "Great idea!  Consider yourself refered douchbag."

I cannot wait for November.

Posted by: Mr. Badman at January 19, 2010 06:17 PM (cejEt)

509 Tingles calling on the dems to go reconciliation.

Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 10:14 PM (UJIeT)

I think that shit is off the table.  A whole bunch of Dems just re-discovered their fuckin' huevos tonight.  Whole new ballgame, starting right now.

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 06:17 PM (9Wv2j)

510 Hey, libs. Remember all that cheering on Christmas Eve on C-Span?

Yeah, we do, too.

Posted by: We, The People at January 19, 2010 06:18 PM (p9CiG)

511

Now that this is done, we have to see what the Dems learned from this?  Will they tack to the center, or will they take the "not liberal enough" bait from the MSDNC channel and the Koskids?  I have been saying since January that the Harry Pelosi crew are acting like crackheads.  Don't expect logical or rational behavior. 

Posted by: California Red at January 19, 2010 06:18 PM (KYB3U)

512 Happy Anniversary, Mr. President!

Posted by: Dave at January 19, 2010 06:19 PM (w79pw)

513
Whatta country!

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 19, 2010 06:19 PM (p9CiG)

514 OMG!  Did anyone else just hear Olbermann's supposed "apology" to Brown on air!  Unbelieveable!  I can't believe they keep that insane dolt on television.  The guy is a real loon!

Posted by: Whippet at January 19, 2010 06:23 PM (9IjK0)

515

It's like when I saw Larry hit that jumper to beat the Sixers in the 7th game in '81. It's like when I watched the Miracle on Ice in 1980. It's like when I saw my university's senior quarterback make a last-second, last-play, cross-body, falling-down, impossible 25-yard touchdown pass to beat our hated and despised instate rivals.

Larry, Dennis, Mike, Jim, John--there's one more name on that list now:  Scott Brown. Well done, sir, and well played by the people of Massachusetts who cast off their chains and rose to fight when it really counted.

 

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

 

Posted by: mac at January 19, 2010 06:23 PM (CzB/V)

516

Drudge says Webb D-VA is calling to suspend healthcare votes until Brown is seated. 

It is off the tracks folks. 

Just remember, they were going to force this down our throats in August remember.  It had to pass by then or else. 

Marco Rubio for President!

 

 

Posted by: California Red at January 19, 2010 06:23 PM (KYB3U)

517 He apologized for leaving "sexist" out of his description of Brown and then went on another anti-Brown rant.  Despicable.

Posted by: Whippet at January 19, 2010 06:24 PM (9IjK0)

518  
I've got my balls soaking in it.  Would it be "wrong" to... oh,  screw it.  I just dipped my wiener in it.

Posted by: Dang at January 19, 2010 06:24 PM (UA4gE)

519 523 mac... it's like when the Red Sox won in 2004.

Posted by: Zimriel at January 19, 2010 06:24 PM (WHpnp)

520 Mal: Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoe:  Big damn heroes, sir!
Mal: Ain't we just?

Posted by: Tonestaple at January 19, 2010 06:25 PM (t06vf)

521 @522 -

Yeah, I heard Olbermann.  He's as classy as always.  (i.e. a total douchbag)

But as I was laughing my ass off when he was ranting and raving, I doubt it had the desired effect.  I just with Senator-Elect Brown simply replies "Hey, at least I haven't killed any woman unlike a certain former Senator I can think of."

Posted by: Xoxotl at January 19, 2010 06:26 PM (CbVPH)

522 This is as exciting as HumBot saying, "I have a Pair, where's the pudding."

Posted by: gordo at January 19, 2010 06:26 PM (gz6N6)

523 Olbermann and Larry Odonnell......can MSNBS get any worse?

Posted by: Whippet at January 19, 2010 06:26 PM (9IjK0)

524
Obama:  "This is a referendum on my agenda.  If Brown is elected, health care reform is dead."

Obama:  "This is a referendum on my agenda.  If Brown is elected, health care reform is dead."

Obama:  "This is a referendum on my agenda.  If Brown is elected, health care reform is dead."

Obama:  "This is a referendum on my agenda.  If Brown is elected, health care reform is dead."

Obama:  "This is a referendum on my agenda.  If Brown is elected, health care reform is dead."

 
NEVER FORGET!  Thanks,  Obama!

Posted by: Dang at January 19, 2010 06:27 PM (UA4gE)

525

#529 

Why in the world would a network keep someone like him on?  No one watches (except those of us wanting to peek in once in a great while to watch the despair!)

He is such a sorry excuse for a human being.

 

Posted by: Whippet at January 19, 2010 06:29 PM (9IjK0)

526

A Republican elected to a MA Senate seat? This is the definition of an epic fail. I'm pretty sure they're gonna write books about this and try to figure out how the Democrats lost what was quite possibly the safest seat ever.

@ 532

*the next day*

Obama: "I don't see how this relates to me."

We all know that's gonna be said. Axelord was saying it in the days leading up to this.

Posted by: SpideyTerry at January 19, 2010 06:37 PM (a+SKn)

527 I'm trying to screw the bottom off the #10 can of pudding. To hell with ball dipping, I'm fucking the whole pudding can!

Posted by: hutch1200 at January 19, 2010 06:51 PM (sYmkx)

528 Mmmmm...Palmolive Dishwashing Soap. I'm soaking dipping in it.

Posted by: Bill H at January 19, 2010 06:53 PM (q8CmE)

529 "Let them eat cake," John Kerry replied.  "Say--what's that noise?  Sounds like a mob or something!"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 19, 2010 07:08 PM (eNxMU)

530 *ZIP!*
*FLUMPF!*
*CREAK!*
*SPLOOCHSPLOOCH!*
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

A good night morons. Thanks to Brown, his people, all the folks who pitched in because it was the right thing to do, the voters of Mass., Ace for keeping us laughing, the morons for keeping us laughing even more, and the co-bloggers for being there when Ace was in a Valu-Rite-induced coma.

Oh, and Webb in VA (my home state) and Specter in PA (my adopted home) are going down too.

Posted by: joncelli at January 19, 2010 07:44 PM (Ko4Av)

531 I think the "Talker" you met was Ken Pittman. I'm pretty sure Pippen was with Merry helping the tree dudes take down Eisengard.

Posted by: gift of gab at January 19, 2010 10:39 PM (ihb3s)

532

no no no..... we're still MASSHOLES, but YOU guys LOVE us a whole lot MORE right now...lmao

and ya, #539 had to be Ken (Pittman), The other Pippen was CHICAGO related and helped some Michael Jordan character....lol 

Posted by: Knightbrigade at January 19, 2010 11:38 PM (zMFo1)

533 SPECTER NEXT!

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at January 20, 2010 01:45 AM (K4WP9)

534

Do my eyes deceive me? Or did I just read the words "I was told, in the bathroom, Brown was on his way."

cnredd
Political Wrinkles

Posted by: cnredd at January 20, 2010 06:15 AM (XdXvF)

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