January 27, 2010

Fox News: Anti-Incumbent, Obstructionist Troublemakers, Time Travelers
— Dave in Texas

Former Obama advisor, Clinton Sec. of Labor and Berkely Prof. Robert Reich blames the 94 thrashing of Democrats on the usual suspects (the circa 2010 ones).

Even worse, by that time the Dems had lost the House and Senate. Washington was riding a huge anti-incumbent wave. Right-wing populists were the ascendancy, with Newt Gingrich and Fox News leading the charge. Bill Clinton thought it desperately important to assure Americans he was on their side.

Which is a pretty nifty trick, since that was almost two years before Fox's first broadcast.

"Right-wing anger" is like the awesomest force ever.

via Wiserbud over at H2

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 09:13 AM | Comments (249)
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1 Rove, you magnificant bastard!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 27, 2010 09:14 AM (DrWcr)

2 Which is a pretty nifty trick, since that was almost two years before Fox's first broadcast.

Facts are for racists.

Posted by: the real joe at January 27, 2010 09:15 AM (IAOAn)

3 I'm sure Sarah Palin was at fault too.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 27, 2010 09:15 AM (RwPdb)

4 Damnit, Insomniac! Comment Thief!

I blame Fox news

Posted by: taylork at January 27, 2010 09:15 AM (4jZ56)

5 I think the little douche meant to impugn Limbaugh.

Who the 101st made an honorary member.

Posted by: nickless at January 27, 2010 09:15 AM (MMC8r)

6 Oh, Snap!

Hat's off to Wiserbud. LOL

Posted by: mongerel at January 27, 2010 09:16 AM (loJMW)

7 It's almost as if he's just making shit up.

Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2010 09:17 AM (7DB+a)

8 Perhaps that little Munchkin is losing his mind . . . or at least his time-space perception.

Posted by: rplat at January 27, 2010 09:18 AM (G1ArL)

9 Makes sense, since the Internet was responsible for Ronald Reagan's victory in 1980.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 27, 2010 09:18 AM (CCcDq)

10 Liberal professors aren't concerned with facts.

Posted by: GarandFan at January 27, 2010 09:19 AM (ZQBnQ)

11 With our Earthquake Machine fully tested now, and former Sec. Reich confirming our time-stream realignment courtesy of Roger Alies' TARDIS, our final ascendancy is nigh!!!

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

Posted by: Techie at January 27, 2010 09:19 AM (zbH+i)

12

Little People Fox World

Posted by: PR at January 27, 2010 09:19 AM (k7SeR)

13
Is there such a thing as rightwing populism? Scott Brown's victory is credited to Brown's 'conservative populist message.'

Conservative an populist, at least in my world, seem contradictory. When I think of populism I think of things associated with socialism, feel-good clap-trap, and class warfare. To me, conservatism is anti-populism.


Posted by: This is boner at January 27, 2010 09:19 AM (jVldi)

14 Hey Wyatt
what, happened to the site?

Posted by: taylork at January 27, 2010 09:19 AM (4jZ56)

15 If right-wing anger and Fox News can travel in time, can we PLEASE go back and do something about the 2008 election?

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 27, 2010 09:20 AM (Z+rhq)

16

It's a causality loop!  Fox News has become so powerful, they now have the ability to bend time and space to their liking.  That's how they went back to 1994 to influence the elections and bring about their own existence!

Imagine Julie Banderas back in 1994.  What was she back then, like 19?  OMG!  I'm getting excited just thinking about it.

Posted by: EC at January 27, 2010 09:20 AM (mAhn3)

17 But... us lefties call it "Faux News", because lefty turds love fwench words. You redneck racists can't even get that right.

Posted by: Janeane Gar-awful-o at January 27, 2010 09:21 AM (pGBhi)

18 You're all just timcists, that's all.

Posted by: taylork at January 27, 2010 09:22 AM (4jZ56)

19

Let's not be too harsh, guys. He clearly meant Fox Entertainment and Married With Children enflaming bitter white men to political violence at the ballot box. Now excuse me while I check the mail for my latest copy of Big'Uns.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 27, 2010 09:23 AM (2qU2d)

20 Its like when the stock market crashed and FDR didn't just get on television to talk about it

Posted by: joe biden at January 27, 2010 09:23 AM (MdzCh)

21 Fox News caused the Crucifixion of Christ because they reported that Jesus was in Jerusalem.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 27, 2010 09:23 AM (xxgag)

22

If right-wing anger and Fox News can travel in time, can we PLEASE go back and do something about the 2008 election?

Done and done.

Hillary Clinton is no longer president. I trust you are satisfied with my efforts.

 

Posted by: Mr. Peabody at January 27, 2010 09:24 AM (cQyWA)

23 Let's not be too harsh, guys. He clearly meant Fox Entertainment and Married With Children enflaming bitter white men to political violence at the ballot box. Now excuse me while I check the mail for my latest copy of Big'Uns.

Don't forget the super-conservative powerhouse that is The Simpsons

Posted by: taylork at January 27, 2010 09:24 AM (4jZ56)

24

Fox News sank the Lusitania.

 

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 27, 2010 09:25 AM (Wh0W+)

25

If right-wing anger and Fox News can travel in time, can we PLEASE go back and do something about the 2008 election?

Done and done.

Hillary Clinton is no longer president. I trust you are satisfied with my efforts.

 

I see what you did there. heh

Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2010 09:26 AM (7DB+a)

26 Fox News caused German hyper-inflation  during the Weimar Republic.

Posted by: taylork at January 27, 2010 09:27 AM (4jZ56)

27 The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy" made me ugly so that Obama could win the election!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 27, 2010 09:27 AM (fqxV7)

28 Just then, Bret Baier laughs evilly, pulls out his laser screw driver, paralyzes The Doctor then steals the TARDIS. "He screams I WILL MAKE SURE THE REPUBLICANS WIN IN '94!" The Doctor laments "He was The Master the entire time, how did I miss him?"

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at January 27, 2010 09:27 AM (0q2P7)

29

Shhhh....let's let them continue on with the delusional thought that its "Fox News" and "Right Wing Populists" that are causing all the trouble for their glorious left-wing agenda.  That way, they'll never get around to seriously considering a change in approach or priority that might actually help them.  Never get in the way of an opponent comitting political suicide.

Posted by: Fred at January 27, 2010 09:28 AM (H2Pw3)

30 I thought history was written by the winners?

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at January 27, 2010 09:28 AM (yUybe)

31 Fox News blew up the Hindenburg!

Posted by: DrewM. at January 27, 2010 09:28 AM (UAnTc)

32

Actually most people may not know this but Glenn Beck came up with the idea for the Flux Capacitor during a dream he had while under sedation during his life threatening butt surgery. And Charles Krauthammer provided the Plutonium the Libyans have given to him to build a small nuke. All that was needed was a way to get his wheelchair to hit 88 mph and the rest is history.

Posted by: Ben at January 27, 2010 09:28 AM (wuv1c)

33 In fairness, he's closer to the Earth's center of gravity down there, so there may have been some kind of space-time warping effect.

Posted by: Farmer Joe at January 27, 2010 09:28 AM (z4es9)

34 Fox News  Alert!!!
We just robbed the Watergate Hotel.

Posted by: taylork at January 27, 2010 09:28 AM (4jZ56)

35 Dip-tastic!

Posted by: Jimi at January 27, 2010 09:29 AM (fqxV7)

36 Fox Entertainment did pick the president once.

Posted by: Samuel Arthur Tresch at January 27, 2010 09:29 AM (cQyWA)

37
Fox News was responsible for the high death toll during the1918 influenza because they were so rabidly anti-universal health care.

Posted by: bulwark at January 27, 2010 09:29 AM (MdzCh)

38 JFK assassination? You guessed it. Fox News.

Posted by: Paradigm Shift at January 27, 2010 09:29 AM (pPXqD)

39

Fox News sank the Lusitania.

 

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 27, 2010 01:25 PM (Wh0W+)

And the Titanic- at the same time.

Posted by: Bill H at January 27, 2010 09:30 AM (q8CmE)

40 Story is also at nice deb's.  Go tell her hi.

Posted by: teej at January 27, 2010 09:30 AM (c459z)

41 Fox News shouldn't be considered a real news organization, because when the Hindenberg exploded, they didn't even report it! 

Posted by: Average Jen at January 27, 2010 09:30 AM (fRnux)

42 We sank the Main, too. 

Posted by: Fox News at January 27, 2010 09:30 AM (bvDV5)

43 I'm pretty sure it was political grandstanding from the right wing spin appendage of the Republican Party, FOX News, that in fact was instrumental in the events of the decline and fall of the Roman Empire.


Posted by: Edward Gibbon at January 27, 2010 09:30 AM (0q2P7)

44 Anyone else notice that the Obama administration is always trying to demonize someone?

Everything to it is always about them vs. "the bad guys". 


Posted by: looking closely at January 27, 2010 09:31 AM (6Q9g2)

45

"In the meantime, the White House will direct NASA to concentrate on Earth-science projects — principally, researching and monitoring climate change — and on a new technology research and development program that will one day make human exploration of asteroids and the inner solar system possible."

 

http://tinyurl.com/ybeodx2

Posted by: Max Power at January 27, 2010 09:31 AM (q177U)

46 I hear that Fox News was cheerleading the Peloppenesian War.

Posted by: Bill H at January 27, 2010 09:31 AM (q8CmE)

47 Who drugged the Soviet goalie before the USA-USSR hockey game at the 1980 Winter Olympics?

Fox News (or the Cigerette Man from The X-Files. Same difference)

Posted by: DrewM. at January 27, 2010 09:31 AM (UAnTc)

48 This is yet more proof that leftists don't think before they speak.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 27, 2010 09:32 AM (8PFPH)

49 Robert Reich gave the commencement speech at my sisters graduation from college in atlanta. It was pretty good actually. He told the story about how he was one inch to tall to qualify as a tunnel rat in vietnam. As much as i dislike the guys ideas, he seemed like a decent person

Posted by: Ben at January 27, 2010 09:32 AM (wuv1c)

50 Robert Reich.  Hehehehehe.

Conholio. Huhuhuhuh.

Posted by: Bevis and Butthead at January 27, 2010 09:32 AM (bvDV5)

51 Watch it, Reich, or we'll get you just like we got the dinosaurs.

Posted by: Fox News at January 27, 2010 09:32 AM (MMC8r)

52

Who drugged the Soviet goalie before the USA-USSR hockey game at the 1980 Winter Olympics?

Fox News (or the Cigerette Man from The X-Files. Same difference)

A little novacane in the wedding ring eh? Oh and the Bills are to never win the superbowl while I am alive.

Posted by: Ben at January 27, 2010 09:32 AM (wuv1c)

53 Fox News' crippling of universal health care in the High Middle Ages led to the Black Death sweeping across Europe unchecked.

Posted by: Techie at January 27, 2010 09:33 AM (zbH+i)

54 Fox News = The Philadelphia Project

Democrats = Japanese Imperial Fleet

1994 = 1942

Posted by: DelD at January 27, 2010 09:33 AM (eWtdM)

55

 I'm pretty sure it was political grandstanding from the right wing spin appendage of the Republican Party, FOX News, that in fact was instrumental in the events of the decline and fall of the Roman Empire.

Fox News, more specifically, Roger Ailes was hired as a PR consultant for Caligula's Horse when he was running for office.

Posted by: Ben at January 27, 2010 09:33 AM (wuv1c)

56 Fox News and W staring in  BACK TO THE FUTURE: The Prequill

Posted by: Mixologist at January 27, 2010 09:34 AM (rVJH4)

57

Actually most people may not know this but Glenn Beck came up with the idea for the Flux Capacitor during a dream he had while under sedation during his life threatening butt surgery. And Charles Krauthammer provided the Plutonium the Libyans have given to him to build a small nuke. All that was needed was a way to get his wheelchair to hit 88 mph and the rest is history.

Posted by: Ben at January 27, 2010 01:28 PM (wuv1c)

It was probably towed behind a Fox News remote broadcast van.

Posted by: Bill H at January 27, 2010 09:34 AM (q8CmE)

58 The Sock Puppet did it!

Posted by: rightzilla at January 27, 2010 09:34 AM (rVJH4)

59 Who interned the Japs during WWII?

That's right, Fox Fucking News.

Posted by: DrewM. at January 27, 2010 09:34 AM (UAnTc)

60 Meh, What's really important is the ESPN game day crew is going to be in the little apple on Sat. covering KU-KSU.  Bad part?  That Erin Roberts (hope I got her name right) is going to be there and my shoulder surgery is the day before so I can't go put my best moron moves on her. Good grief.

Posted by: teej at January 27, 2010 09:34 AM (QdUKm)

61 Well, he lived through it so he would know.  He has strong feelings about it.

Posted by: Jack at January 27, 2010 09:35 AM (bvDV5)

62 What a little troll.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 27, 2010 09:35 AM (ujg0T)

63

Two years before Fox's first broadcast you say?

Man, I told you Megan Kelley was awesome!

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at January 27, 2010 09:35 AM (r1h5M)

64 Faux news killed Air America!

oh, wait...

Posted by: Janeane Gar-awful-o at January 27, 2010 09:35 AM (pGBhi)

65 Fox News hasn't traveled through time since the Civil War.

Posted by: oblig. at January 27, 2010 09:35 AM (FWvuv)

66

Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? We do. We do

Posted by: Fox News at January 27, 2010 09:36 AM (wuv1c)

67 I think the little douche meant to impugn Limbaugh.

They all get their checks from the same Big Oil/Big Insurance lobby.

the White House will direct NASA to concentrate on Earth-science projects

You know, I don't think Barry even cares about "climate change"--didn't Bush promise a mission to Mars by 2020? Ta-da.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 27, 2010 09:36 AM (mR7mk)

68 I've never trusted that Doctor Who......

Posted by: Vashta.Nerada at January 27, 2010 09:36 AM (NYsdu)

69
I think we all know who REALLY caused the fall of Rome.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 27, 2010 09:37 AM (fx8sm)

70 I just stuck my head up a brontosaurus' ass and, yes, it is every bit as unpleasant as you'd imagine.

Posted by: Shep Smith at January 27, 2010 09:37 AM (/o58C)

71 Keep criticizing, and we'll give you back Star Wars episodes 7, 8 and 9.

Posted by: Fox News at January 27, 2010 09:37 AM (cQyWA)

72 Fascist News is so evil so that its reactionary rants can break the bounds of time.

Posted by: John Charlson at January 27, 2010 09:37 AM (eAgEl)

73 Who really keeps the Metric System down?

Fox News.

Posted by: The Stonecutters at January 27, 2010 09:37 AM (UAnTc)

74 My recollection of 1994 has it a lot less fired up that 2010. I fully expect Novemeber to be worse for Democrats than predicted.

Posted by: Neo at January 27, 2010 09:38 AM (tE8FB)

75 44 Anyone else notice that the Obama administration is always trying to demonize someone?

Everything to it is always about them vs. "the bad guys". 

Posted by: looking closely at January 27, 2010 01:31 PM (6Q9g2)

It's a hallmark of lefties.  They need their Emmanuel Goldstein.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 27, 2010 09:39 AM (T0NGe)

76 the Bills are to never win the superbowl while I am alive.

HEY!!!!

Posted by: wrg at January 27, 2010 09:39 AM (7t+Ws)

77 I know it's fun to laugh and ridicule Libs for this stuff, and to brush it off as some sort of mental error on their part.  But in all seriousness,  Libs actually do believe in time travel.  They use it in arguments all the time.  Because they actually believe that crap.

Posted by: brando at January 27, 2010 09:39 AM (IPGju)

78

The hilarity of all the whining because they only have a 59% majority in the Senate.

Posted by: FireHorse at January 27, 2010 09:40 AM (cQyWA)

79

OT:  Obama uses a teleprompter at staff meetings, 3rd pic down over at this Anchoress post.

Has there ever been a president who was more hopelessly over his head, even at the simplest of tasks? 

What a pathetic tool. 

Posted by: Sharkman at January 27, 2010 09:40 AM (Zj8fM)

80

Hey Reich!  Stand up when you talk to me.

Oh... sorry!

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at January 27, 2010 09:40 AM (r1h5M)

81  Who controls the British Crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do, we do.
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do, we do.
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do, we do.
Who robs cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do, we do!

Posted by: Neo at January 27, 2010 09:41 AM (tE8FB)

82
Seriously, though, he most likely believes in this wholeheartedly, no matter how out of touch with reality.  And now that this 'fact' is in the wild, the dumbshits at kos and du will pick it up and accept it as 'fact'.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 27, 2010 09:41 AM (fx8sm)

83 Fox News' broadcasts of radical Democrat politicians such as Jefferson Davis and Alexander Stephens fueled the drive for Southern secession in 1860-1861.

Posted by: Techie at January 27, 2010 09:41 AM (zbH+i)

84 This certainly explains the alternate universe I've found myself in where 52% of Americans elected a racist socialist with no experience for President.

Posted by: FreakyBoy at January 27, 2010 09:41 AM (Q41Zh)

85 Rush is discussing the triumphant return of David Plouffe.  Isn't his maternity leave about up?  Of course he has to come back to work.

Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 09:41 AM (p302b)

86 It's Snowballs fault the windmill was destroyed

Posted by: Ben at January 27, 2010 09:41 AM (wuv1c)

87 This is yet more proof that leftists don't think before they speak.

And there's going to be a not insignificant segment of that population that believed him when he said it.

Posted by: CUS at January 27, 2010 09:41 AM (wOGfT)

88 Fox News was responsible for the inflation of the universe that followed the Big Bang. See? RethugliKKKans hate on fiscal responsibility!!!11!!1!!

Posted by: Typical Moonbat at January 27, 2010 09:42 AM (AZGON)

89 Mini-O has FoxNews confused with C-SPAN

Posted by: Neo at January 27, 2010 09:42 AM (tE8FB)

90

Robert Reich gave the commencement speech at my sisters graduation from college in atlanta. It was pretty good actually. He told the story about how he was one inch to tall to qualify as a tunnel rat in vietnam.


Really that's interesting because his bio says he attended Dartmouth graduating in 1968 and then onto Oxford with a Rhodes Scholarship,when was he supposedly in Vietnam?

Posted by: bulwark at January 27, 2010 09:42 AM (MdzCh)

91 Rush is discussing the triumphant return of David Plouffe. Isn't his maternity leave about up? Of course he has to come back to work. I see what you did there.

Posted by: George Orwell at January 27, 2010 09:43 AM (AZGON)

92 This admin has ZERO class.

Even when national security secrets were leaked by the NYT, Bush did not lash out at all.

Libs are in general a bunch of whining pussies.

Posted by: MelodicMetal in MA at January 27, 2010 09:43 AM (x4S2a)

93 Reich then went on to take credit for FDR's "New Deal".  It was all his idea, and worked hard to overcome opposition from Republicans lead by Senate Majority Leader Gerald Ford.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 27, 2010 09:43 AM (rf03a)

94 Damn work won't let me upload my foxnews grassy knoll photoshop

Posted by: taylork at January 27, 2010 09:44 AM (4jZ56)

95

There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the rest of eternity, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... The Outer Limits of Fox New!

 

Posted by: conscious, but in pre-drunk mode at January 27, 2010 09:44 AM (Vu6sl)

96 William Henry Harrison died because Fox News refused to cover his inaguaration speech if it was done indoors. We all know how that turned out

Posted by: Ben at January 27, 2010 09:44 AM (wuv1c)

97 Now, now, remember, you can't trust everything you read on the internet, that's how World War I got started.

Posted by: alexthechick at January 27, 2010 09:44 AM (8WZWv)

98 Roger Ailes went back in time and slept with his own mother.

Posted by: George Orwell at January 27, 2010 09:44 AM (AZGON)

99

Fox News is now the most trusted news.

That has got to hurt the MSM.

Posted by: maddogg at January 27, 2010 09:45 AM (OlN4e)

100 Shortage of butterscotch pudding?  Fox News.

For real.

Posted by: Mikey at January 27, 2010 09:45 AM (TJoID)

101 Damn it! New = News.  No, I haven't started drinking yet.

Posted by: conscious, but in pre-drunk mode at January 27, 2010 09:45 AM (Vu6sl)

102 79

OT:  Obama uses a teleprompter at staff meetings, 3rd pic down over at this Anchoress post.

Has there ever been a president who was more hopelessly over his head, even at the simplest of tasks? 

What a pathetic tool. 

Posted by: Sharkman at January 27, 2010 01:40 PM (Zj8fM)


He wasn't going to use it, but then we planted it ...

Posted by: Fox News at January 27, 2010 09:45 AM (7+pP9)

103

Uh - 'scuse me?

But shouldn't we check with Janeane Garofalo or Danny Glover before we just totally rule this out?

Just askin'.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at January 27, 2010 09:45 AM (r1h5M)

104
that whole bubonic plague thing....our idea

Posted by: fox news at January 27, 2010 09:46 AM (MdzCh)

105 Fox News made Al gore disinvent the internet, then reinvented it for itself.

Posted by: taylork at January 27, 2010 09:46 AM (4jZ56)

106

Robert Reich gave the commencement speech at my sisters graduation from college in atlanta. It was pretty good actually. He told the story about how he was one inch to tall to qualify as a tunnel rat in vietnam.


Really that's interesting because his bio says he attended Dartmouth graduating in 1968 and then onto Oxford with a Rhodes Scholarship,when was he supposedly in Vietnam?

dunno, never researched it, just took his word for it. probably at somepoint between 1963-68.

Posted by: Ben at January 27, 2010 09:46 AM (wuv1c)

107 Wait, I forgot to mention the Cro-Magnon and Neanderthal vote, which <b>really</b> swung the elections to the Republikkkans!

Posted by: Robert Reich at January 27, 2010 09:46 AM (VmtE9)

108

Now, now, remember, you can't trust everything you read on the internet, that's how World War I got started.

i love those commercials

Posted by: Ben at January 27, 2010 09:46 AM (wuv1c)

109 OT: Obama uses a teleprompter at staff meetings, 3rd pic down over at this Anchoress post. I swear, one day we're going to see Barry walking around with a mainspring key jutting out of his back.

Posted by: George Orwell at January 27, 2010 09:47 AM (AZGON)

110

97 Now, now, remember, you can't trust everything you read on the internet, that's how World War I got started.

Wasn't World War I about the Soviets putting missile silos in Cuba?

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at January 27, 2010 09:47 AM (9hSKh)

111
Why do people insist on trying to use markup on this site?

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 27, 2010 09:48 AM (fx8sm)

112 Fox News purposefully made Godfather III bad.

Posted by: taylork at January 27, 2010 09:48 AM (4jZ56)

113 One day, there will be a TOTUS malfunction during a live broadcast and Capt. Super-Genius-College-Lecturer will be up shit creek, metaphorically speaking.

Posted by: Techie at January 27, 2010 09:48 AM (zbH+i)

114 Who bought Nero a shiny new fiddle, and then insisted he play it?

Dat damn Fox News, of course.

Posted by: crankylitprof at January 27, 2010 09:48 AM (Oz2fX)

115 Gretchen Carlson's thighs will travel back in time to crush all dissent?

Sign me up.

Posted by: grognard at January 27, 2010 09:49 AM (v0kvW)

116
Ben

Don't mean to be picky and know you probably don't really care about the guy but if he graduated in 1968 I assume he was there from at least 1964

Posted by: bulwark at January 27, 2010 09:50 AM (MdzCh)

117 Who wrote the Book of Love? That's right ...

Posted by: Fox News at January 27, 2010 09:50 AM (7+pP9)

118 Fox News profited from its opium trade with the Laplanders during the Jurassic Era, when Reagan cut taxes on trilobites to fund right-wing extremist Venusians. Google it, people.

Posted by: Robert Reich, Dwarf Toady at January 27, 2010 09:51 AM (AZGON)

119 Gretchen Carlson's thighs? I wanna be there!

Posted by: maddogg's head at January 27, 2010 09:51 AM (OlN4e)

120

Fox News enabled the Nazis to roll unopposed into France.  You know, that little thing called...

The French Revolution!

/My bad history facts are from Mr. Plinkett's review of The Phantom Menace, just in case you didn't get it.

 

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at January 27, 2010 09:51 AM (9hSKh)

121

Sun Tsu?  Pffft.

We invented the war. - Fox News

Posted by: always right at January 27, 2010 09:51 AM (7GfKM)

122 I hear fox powered their time machine through dark ritual, non-Euclidian geometry, and a drop of blood from Cheney

Posted by: Sam at January 27, 2010 09:52 AM (Cxsey)

123 Actually, WE put Obama in office. It's a win-win. We'll keep him in check to make sure he doesn't do anything too damaging and our ratings are immorally high.

Posted by: Fox News at January 27, 2010 09:52 AM (pPXqD)

124 Fox News sunk the Hindenburg.

Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2010 09:52 AM (7DB+a)

125 76 the Bills are to never win the superbowl while I am alive.

HEY!!!!

Unfortunately, this needs no grand conspiracy.

Posted by: Pyrocles at January 27, 2010 09:52 AM (xzSvW)

126 ...and none of you morons have given us credit for stabbing that guy at Altamont. Or for sticking the Hell's Angels with the blame.

Posted by: Fox News at January 27, 2010 09:53 AM (7+pP9)

127 FOX News stepped on a butterfly 1,000,000 years ago and it caused the birth of George W. Bush.

Posted by: FreakyBoy at January 27, 2010 09:53 AM (Q41Zh)

128

125 Fox News sunk the Hindenburg.

I think the Hindenburg burned...

Posted by: maddogg's head at January 27, 2010 09:53 AM (OlN4e)

129

Reich corrects himself in the pissiest possible way on his own website.

Even worse, by that time the Dems had lost the House and Senate. Washington was riding a huge anti-incumbent wave. Right-wing populists were the ascendancy, with Newt Gingrich leading the charge. (In an earlier posting I included Fox News but that gave them too much credit; their fulminations started a few years later.)

Posted by: huerfano at January 27, 2010 09:54 AM (kJLH9)

130 Why don't you get in your faux news time machine and come to me like a fucking man and tell me to stop fucking that chicken in 95?

Posted by: Newt at January 27, 2010 09:54 AM (F/4zf)

131 Hilarious... Rush mentioned the teleprompter for cabinet meetings spotted by the Anchoress

Posted by: George Orwell at January 27, 2010 09:54 AM (AZGON)

132

Patterico has a really interesting post up about the James O'Keefe arrest..

...it looks like nothing but an attempt by him and his buddies to show that Landrieu's office  was avoiding taking calls..she claims that there lines were jammed and no one could get through..indeed, when tried, all one got was a busy signal

...the affadavit does not say there was attempt to bug the phones...and they had no equipment to do so..

...the affadavit does say one of the four had a "listening device" blocks away...or as the rest of the world calls it...a cell phone...

O'Keefe was there with his own phone recording everything...and it all happened at the receptionist's desk..the speculation is...and it's looking more and more like this is the case is that they were trying to show that Landrieu had the phone system set to make it seem that it was constantly busy..that they had the guy outside call..and they were going to video at the same time to show that there were actually available lines...they still use those little blinky lights on the phone to show when a line is in use..

This kid is a fucking genius...I think this will come around to bite Landrieu, the other Donkeycrats..and especially the media in the ass

It took them months to report on ACORN..but seconds to report his arrest

 

Posted by: beedubya at January 27, 2010 09:54 AM (AnTyA)

133

Wasn't World War I about the Soviets putting missile silos in Cuba?

That and our slavish support for Israel, despite their oppression of the Palestinians.

Posted by: Pat Robertson at January 27, 2010 09:54 AM (rf03a)

134 How did Fox news finance its early operations, before sponsors signed on? They invented crack cocaine.

Posted by: Fox News at January 27, 2010 09:55 AM (7+pP9)

135

I think the Hindenburg burned...

That's what they want you to think.

Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2010 09:55 AM (7DB+a)

136 This just in!!!!!!!!!! ......Fox News implicated in the kidnapping of the Lindburgh baby

Posted by: beedubya at January 27, 2010 09:56 AM (AnTyA)

137
..and none of you morons have given us credit for stabbing that guy at Altamont. Or for sticking the Hell's Angels with the blame.

Well, you DID break up the Beatles.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 27, 2010 09:56 AM (fx8sm)

138 Reich retreating: (In an earlier posting I included Fox News but that gave them too much credit; their fulminations started a few years later.) It would be easier to just admit you're an ignorant pig, Robert. But there's working hard, and working smart. We know which one you chose.

Posted by: George Orwell at January 27, 2010 09:56 AM (AZGON)

139 Fox News faked the moon landing.

Posted by: taylork at January 27, 2010 09:57 AM (4jZ56)

140 And don't forget they invented AIDS so Dr. Manny would have something to report on.

Posted by: Josef K. at January 27, 2010 09:58 AM (7+pP9)

141 OT, so sue me. The iPad is going to kill the Kindle. Check out iBooks.app on the new iPad. Fox News made me post this yesterday.

Posted by: George Orwell at January 27, 2010 09:58 AM (AZGON)

142 Wait till we send the terminators .

Posted by: Fox News at January 27, 2010 09:59 AM (a9UO0)

143 In an earlier posting I included Fox News but that gave them too much credit

Riiiiight, "too much"?  Yeah, Time travel would fall under that category.  Too hard to say "Whoops, I'm a dumbass."?

Posted by: Techie at January 27, 2010 09:59 AM (zbH+i)

144 My favorite Fox News stunt was when they convinced Castro to send us the Mariel boatlift in the 80s.

Posted by: Josef K. at January 27, 2010 09:59 AM (7+pP9)

145 143 Wait till we send the terminators .

Mentioned.  Gretchen's thighs.

Posted by: grognard at January 27, 2010 09:59 AM (v0kvW)

146 Fox News deliberately stuffed plugs in Barry's earflaps when he went to Jeremiah Wright's sermons. They shut down free speech!!!11111!!!!11!!

Posted by: George Orwell at January 27, 2010 10:00 AM (AZGON)

147

Fox, cameover with the santa maria, columbus  made sure of that, so they could  use propaganda against the indigenous population.

don't mind me , i had a glass of wine for lunch.

Posted by: willow at January 27, 2010 10:00 AM (7FgWm)

148 It is true. I learned how to give speeches from watching Fox News!

Heil me (or Obama - whatever)!

Posted by: Herr Schicklgruber at January 27, 2010 10:00 AM (J0Qbx)

149 The Dred Scott decision was made by Fox News. Bunch of Racists.

Posted by: taylork at January 27, 2010 10:00 AM (4jZ56)

150 And you think it's Uncle Facts summoning those meteors ...

Posted by: Fox News at January 27, 2010 10:01 AM (7+pP9)

151 For all the Fox News hatred, at least they deserve credit for excellent war correspondant coverage during Desert Storm.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 27, 2010 10:01 AM (rf03a)

152 Obviously, Rove loaned Fox the time machine.  I think a closer forensic examination of the JFK assassination tapes will show it was Hannity on the grassy knoll.  Even though he was only 2 years old at the time, clearly he was an accomplished marksman.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 27, 2010 10:02 AM (Yav4x)

153

don't mind me , i had a glass of wine for lunch.

Posted by: willow at January 27, 2010 02:00 PM (7FgWm)

Our work, too ...

Posted by: Fox News, just foolin' around at January 27, 2010 10:02 AM (7+pP9)

154 Thank God for Air America, otherwise Nixon would have gotten away with Watergate.

Posted by: Dr. Reich at January 27, 2010 10:03 AM (GSeVd)

155 Matt Damon!

Posted by: Matt Damon at January 27, 2010 10:03 AM (/s5j6)

156 Uncle Facts summoning those meteors ...

Posted by: Fox News at January 27, 2010 02:01 PM

facts- fox- fax =fox

close enough

Posted by: reich at January 27, 2010 10:03 AM (7FgWm)

157
Ace and the Cob Loggers, need a screencap of that idiocy before it disappears down the memory hole.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 27, 2010 10:03 AM (fx8sm)

158 Reich hates Fox News because they kept him from being elected president of the Lollipop Guild.

Posted by: tsj017 at January 27, 2010 10:03 AM (4YUWF)

159 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Reich

The painting of Robert Reich sitting on a stack of phone books is worth the price of admission alone.

Posted by: DelD at January 27, 2010 10:04 AM (eWtdM)

160 Benedict Arnold was a Fox agent.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 27, 2010 10:04 AM (Yav4x)

161 Fox News? Never heard of them.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 27, 2010 10:04 AM (/s5j6)

162 Jack Ruby was Glenn Beck's real father! Google it!!!11!!

Posted by: P.R O'Gressive at January 27, 2010 10:04 AM (7+pP9)

163

hey I Bet Bush Owns Fox!

well yeah, he bought it back during the  ww11

Posted by: reich at January 27, 2010 10:05 AM (7FgWm)

164 See, us Conservatives aren't as stupid as liberals make us out to be. We obviously invented time travel and sent FoxNews back in time to sink the Clinton presidency.

Posted by: Just Another Poster at January 27, 2010 10:06 AM (HAdov)

165 109 OT: Obama uses a teleprompter at staff meetings, 3rd pic down over at this Anchoress post.

I swear, one day we're going to see Barry walking around with a mainspring key jutting out of his back.

Posted by: George Orwell at January 27, 2010 01:47 PM (AZGON)

Ask and ye shall receive: Obama the wind-up Precedent

Posted by: conscious, but in pre-drunk mode at January 27, 2010 10:06 AM (Vu6sl)

166 The "educated class" hard at work.

Posted by: MTR at January 27, 2010 10:06 AM (IIhvY)

167    Sympathy For Fox News

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersberg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the Blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
What's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the Gods they made

I shouted out
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadors
Who get killed before they reached Bombay


Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Fox News
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game,

Posted by: fox news at January 27, 2010 10:06 AM (MdzCh)

168 Fox news causes global warming. They need a GREEN logo!

Posted by: rightzilla at January 27, 2010 10:06 AM (rVJH4)

169 Who sold Wiley Coyote all that defective Acme crap?

Meep, meep!

Posted by: Fox News at January 27, 2010 10:06 AM (7+pP9)

170 Rasputin presides at the Fox News board meetings. He uses time traveling teleconferencing.

Posted by: George Orwell at January 27, 2010 10:06 AM (AZGON)

171

I think the Hindenburg burned...

Sure, now the Hindenburg burned in 1937.  But as recently as last week, it was in a German museum, right next to the French National Testes.

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at January 27, 2010 10:07 AM (pZEar)

172 Fox News bombed Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: EC at January 27, 2010 10:07 AM (mAhn3)

173 Most people hope to go to paradise in the after life, I want to wake up as Gretchen's pantyhose...

Posted by: maddogg's other head at January 27, 2010 10:07 AM (OlN4e)

174 Unless Reich was in the military in his teens, he was never in the military.  He was born in 1946, graduated from Dartmouth in 1968, went to Oxford and then Yale law, graduating in 1973.  It is also unlikely he would have passed the physical for military service due to a birth defect that affected his hips.

Posted by: huerfano at January 27, 2010 10:07 AM (kJLH9)

175 I would've taken over Russia, too, if those damn Ruskies hadn't been watching Fox News all the time.

Posted by: Napoleon Bonaparte at January 27, 2010 10:07 AM (pfStM)

176 If "anti-incumbency" was such an issue in 1994, why didn't all the incumbent Republicans get voted out?

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at January 27, 2010 10:08 AM (2QFX4)

177 conscious, but in pre-drunk mode at January 27, 2010 02:06 PM (Vu6sl) Meh heh heh... I'll have to do my own version when I have some time.

Posted by: George Orwell at January 27, 2010 10:08 AM (AZGON)

178 >>"Right-wing anger" is like the awesomest force ever.


"Right-wing anger" heats my home and powers my car.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at January 27, 2010 10:08 AM (muUqs)

179

169    Sympathy For Fox News

So, who's in charge of hell now, Murdoch or Ailes?

Posted by: huerfano at January 27, 2010 10:09 AM (kJLH9)

180 You have to admit though, I did pioneer photojournalism during the Civil War.

Posted by: Matthew Brady, Fox News at January 27, 2010 10:09 AM (7+pP9)

181 181 conscious, but in pre-drunk mode at January 27, 2010 02:06 PM (Vu6sl)

Meh heh heh... I'll have to do my own version when I have some time.

Posted by: George Orwell at January 27, 2010 02:08 PM (AZGON)

You'll have to forgive my amateur status with photoshop.

Posted by: conscious, but in pre-drunk mode at January 27, 2010 10:10 AM (Vu6sl)

182 Reich is a towering political figure.  The little toad has
to stand on an orange crate to speak into a microphone.

Posted by: Barry McCockinner at January 27, 2010 10:10 AM (V5kav)

183 159 Reich hates Fox News because they kept him from being elected president of the Lollipop Guild.


All-time, classic, Thread Winner!!!


Posted by: DelD at January 27, 2010 10:10 AM (eWtdM)

184 late to the party, as usual but anywhoo... have we discussed the fact that this reich guy is a eugenics freak, unless i got my midget pinko commies mixed up.

Posted by: dananjcom at January 27, 2010 10:12 AM (pr+up)

185 Honey, I shrunk the Secretary of Labor!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 27, 2010 10:12 AM (7+pP9)

186 190 late to the party, as usual but anywhoo... have we discussed the fact that this reich guy is a eugenics freak, unless i got my midget pinko commies mixed up.

Posted by: dananjcom at January 27, 2010 02:12 PM (pr+up)

You're thinking of his brother named "Third"

Posted by: conscious, but in pre-drunk mode at January 27, 2010 10:13 AM (Vu6sl)

187 192 190 late to the party, as usual but anywhoo... have we discussed the fact that this reich guy is a eugenics freak, unless i got my midget pinko commies mixed up.

Posted by: dananjcom at January 27, 2010 02:12 PM (pr+up)

You're thinking of his brother named "Third"

Posted by: conscious, but in pre-drunk mode at January 27, 2010 02:13 PM (Vu6sl)

It is amazing...Its like it 1940 all aver again!

Posted by: dananjcom at January 27, 2010 10:17 AM (pr+up)

188

I'm not a Freak!

freaks= married couples that dared to be republican.

Me I just want Everyone unworthy dead.

 

Posted by: reich at January 27, 2010 10:17 AM (7FgWm)

189 Really that's interesting because his bio says he attended Dartmouth graduating in 1968 and then onto Oxford with a Rhodes Scholarship,when was he supposedly in Vietnam?

Interestingly he was too short to be an astronaut.  You didn't know that he tried to be an astronaut?  Well, he didn't.  But he was too short nonetheless.

He didn't say he was in Vietnam. He said he was too tall.  He probably read somewhere that he would had been too tall.  You are just meant to infer that he was there.  Libs use this little trick all the time.

Now what was the definition of "is" again?  I keep forgetting.


Posted by: rockhead at January 27, 2010 10:17 AM (RykTt)

190 JUST IN! : Fox News stole the Limburg Baby!

Posted by: rightzilla at January 27, 2010 10:17 AM (rVJH4)

191 Reich can't be a eugenics fan.  He would be near the top of the list of expendibles.

BTW, his height is caused by a disease that also caused him to have to have both hips replaced.  The guy might be a nutcase, but I think comments about his height are rather bad form.

Posted by: grognard at January 27, 2010 10:19 AM (v0kvW)

192 FOX news caused the exinction of the dinosaurs, by asking me to summon Chixulub.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner At Large at January 27, 2010 10:22 AM (erIg9)

193 isn't that emmanuel's brother? and Holdren.

Posted by: reich at January 27, 2010 10:22 AM (7FgWm)

194

I was just discussing multiple worlds theory with my son, this is a classic example, you see Reich knows that there is an alternative universe out there where Fox News existed in 1994, he just got momentarily confused which universe he is currently inhabiting.

But, the upshot of this is, Fox News was always inevitable.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 27, 2010 10:23 AM (RZ8pf)

195

Fox News bombed Pearl Harbor.

Ok maybe Fox news did most of the shit everyone here is claiming they did including messing with Bill Buckner's glove; but they didn't bomb Pearl Harbor. The Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.  

Posted by: John Belushi from the grave at January 27, 2010 10:29 AM (ctRW/)

196

197 Reich can't be a eugenics fan.  He would be near the top of the list of expendibles.

Well this just proves the theory of the the self-loathing, democrat voting, liberal Joooooo. 

Posted by: dananjcom at January 27, 2010 10:30 AM (pr+up)

197 The Pazzi Conspiracy.....Fox News

Dutch Tulip Mania.....Fox News

Salem Witch Trials.....you guessed it, Fox News

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 27, 2010 10:31 AM (I/MqP)

198 Fox News once killed a man, just to watch him die.

Posted by: Ignatz D. Mouse at January 27, 2010 10:31 AM (jaq2W)

199 To protect themselves they changed my dying words from Et Tu Fox News to Et Tu Brutus  

Posted by: Julius C. at January 27, 2010 10:34 AM (ctRW/)

200 Just because something happened in an alternate timeline doesn't mean it didn't happen.

Posted by: Edith Keeler at January 27, 2010 10:36 AM (QMtmy)

201 Fox News sunk PT. 109.

Posted by: wrg at January 27, 2010 10:38 AM (7t+Ws)

202

St. Valentines Day Masacre was NOT the Purple Gang.....it was ........wait for it.......

FOX NEWS!

Posted by: rightzilla at January 27, 2010 10:41 AM (rVJH4)

203

Fox News...the Hindenburg.

 

Posted by: dananjcom at January 27, 2010 10:44 AM (pr+up)

204

We robbed Sammy Sosa of the ability to speak English right before his Congressional testimony.

Did the same thing for Clinton with the grand jury, too.

Posted by: Fox News at January 27, 2010 10:49 AM (pfStM)

205 The demise of my first marriage...Fox News. 

Posted by: dananjcon at January 27, 2010 10:51 AM (pr+up)

206

212

That's because we hired MK, PAB, and Julie Banderas.

Posted by: Fox News at January 27, 2010 10:53 AM (pfStM)

207 Brinks - Fox

Posted by: rightzilla at January 27, 2010 10:53 AM (rVJH4)

208 We will now be eating your young.

Posted by: Fox News at January 27, 2010 10:54 AM (rVJH4)

209 Here's Reich from The Nation (natch) in September of '98:

"he public arena has become a vacant lot, open to all sorts of wacky squatters:  Newt Gingrich, Rush Limbaugh, right-wing pundits from the Cato Institute and, from under other right-wing rocks, Ken Starr, Dick Morris, Phyllis Schlafly, Linda Tripp, Matt Drudge, editorial writers and columnists for the Wall Street Journal, the Weekly Standard, the Washington Times, religious nuts, conspiracy crazies, racists, Hillary-haters."

IOW, he's always been a malignant twit.

Posted by: Philip at January 27, 2010 10:55 AM (Zba44)

210

Fox News sank the Lusitania.

 

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 27, 2010 01:25 PM (Wh0W+)

And the Titanic- at the same time.

Posted by: Bill H at January 27, 2010 01:30 PM (q8CmE)


If Fox News is in any responsible for James Cameron I'll never watch them again.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 27, 2010 10:57 AM (xxgag)

211

Remember that girl you really liked in sixth grade that you finally got the courage to ask to the Spring Dance, only to have her laugh at you, tell all her friends what a doofus you were, and ruin you socially for the next three weeks?

Yeah.  We did that.  It's why you can't help but wonder why Kimberly Guilfoyle looks so darn familiar...

Posted by: Fox News at January 27, 2010 10:58 AM (+hPIb)

212

217

That company attempting to drill for unobtanium on Pandora - us.

Posted by: Fox News at January 27, 2010 10:59 AM (pfStM)

213

That flat tire you got right before an important job interview eight years ago?

You're welcome.

Posted by: Fox News at January 27, 2010 11:00 AM (+hPIb)

214 Archduke Franz Ferdinand? Fox News.

Posted by: Rodent Freikorps at January 27, 2010 11:02 AM (dQdrY)

215 Who killed Kennedy?  You guessed it...

Posted by: Fox News at January 27, 2010 11:04 AM (TJoID)

216 222 Who killed Kennedy?  You guessed it...

Posted by: Fox News at January 27, 2010 03:04 PM (TJoID)

 

Thus putting an end to any work in teh future of Oliver Stone

Posted by: rightzilla at January 27, 2010 11:05 AM (rVJH4)

217

Progressive logic 101:  Just because something did not happen does not mean it should not have happened.  Saying it happened, over and over, makes it so.  Accept no challenge to this reality-based belief.  Haters always rain on a parade; only see the rainbow.  Peace. Out.

Posted by: twolaneflash at January 27, 2010 11:06 AM (svkhS)

218 We also fathered all eight of the Octomom's kids.  Ok, maybe seven.  We saw Dick Cheney lurking around outside one night...

Posted by: Fox News at January 27, 2010 11:07 AM (TJoID)

219 All of those crappy Nick Cage movies?  Yeah, that was us.

Posted by: Fox News at January 27, 2010 11:10 AM (TJoID)

220 I would still have the figure, hair, and skin I had at 21 if it wasn't for Fox News; I'd also be fabulously rich, horribly successful, of genius level intelligence, and fatally charming.

Posted by: unknown jane at January 27, 2010 11:16 AM (5/yRG)

221

And all those years, you guys thought it was the Joooos.....

Bwaahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!

*twirls Geraldo's moustache

Posted by: Fox News at January 27, 2010 11:25 AM (IHbof)

222

You ever wonder why the Buffalo Bills have never won a Super Bowl???

"cause we hate them.  No other reason than that.

Posted by: Fox News at January 27, 2010 11:26 AM (wWwJR)

223 Not warning the Brit's about the coming Little Ice Age, which destroyed some of the finest vineyards in Europe?  Fox News

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at January 27, 2010 11:29 AM (ucq49)

224

Chapaquidick........

 

Yup.

 

STILL TED!

Posted by: Fox News at January 27, 2010 11:32 AM (rVJH4)

225

228 -- Fox News...the Joos; coincidence?  I think not.

I heard they even got the Holocaust started so as to provide sympathetic cover for their hostile planetary takeover 80 years later.

Posted by: unknown jane at January 27, 2010 11:40 AM (5/yRG)

226 Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when Fox News bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Posted by: Bluto at January 27, 2010 11:42 AM (YcXTT)

227 I am depressed that I missed two freaking years of hawt Fox newsbabes.
That bastard...

Posted by: Gmac at January 27, 2010 11:44 AM (k2Fyd)

228 In light of recent revelations, I demand Fox news submit to a paternity test.

Posted by: John Edwards at January 27, 2010 11:45 AM (YcXTT)

229 Fox was responsible for the 1946 House elections where Republicans picked up 55 seats.

Posted by: Freddie at January 27, 2010 11:49 AM (DqwfI)

230 Really that's interesting because his bio says he attended Dartmouth graduating in 1968 and then onto Oxford with a Rhodes Scholarship,when was he supposedly in Vietnam?

Posted by: bulwark at January 27, 2010 01:42 PM (MdzCh)

I think you're confusing Reich with Shepard Smith.

Posted by: Bill H at January 27, 2010 11:50 AM (q8CmE)

231

If Fox News is in any responsible for James Cameron I'll never watch them again.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 27, 2010 02:57 PM (xxgag)

You're in luck. THAT was PMSNBCs responsibility.

Posted by: Bill H at January 27, 2010 12:01 PM (q8CmE)

232

The reason for no room at the inn?  Fox News.

Who threw the first punch when the Titans clashed?  Fox News.

What caused Pangea to break apart?  Fox News.

How did Cindy Crawford get her mole?  Fox News.

The genius behind Steven Seagal's career?  Fox News.

Posted by: barbelle at January 27, 2010 12:15 PM (qF8q3)

233

Who slipped the gun to Jack Ruby in the underground garage?  Fox News

Who was The Boston Strangler?  Fox News

Whose voices drove David Berkowitz insane?  Fox News

Who provided the fake photos of  AA77 hitting the Pentagon?  Fox News

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at January 27, 2010 12:33 PM (ucq49)

234
slaughter of the innocents....yeah that was us

Posted by: fox news at January 27, 2010 12:40 PM (MdzCh)

235 Fox News shot first.

Posted by: Han Solo at January 27, 2010 12:40 PM (V40IZ)

236

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
Fox News, Fox News.

Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
Fox News, Fox News.

Who keeps back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
Fox News, Fox News.

Who robs cavefish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
Fox News, FOX NEWS!

Posted by: reason at January 27, 2010 12:42 PM (V40IZ)

237 Fox News is one mean muther -- Shut your mouth!

Posted by: barbelle at January 27, 2010 12:44 PM (qF8q3)

238

It wasn't atomic bombs we dropped on Nagasaki and Hiroshima in World War II.

It was a small vial containing one tiny drop of the sweat from Meghan Kelly.

Posted by: Paradigm Shift at January 27, 2010 12:56 PM (/s5j6)

239

Whose cow really started the Great Chicago fire? 

Who slipped the bone onto Mama Cass's plate? 

Who inspired the blacklisting of Hollywood's communists? 

Who killed Kentucky census taker, Bill Sparkman?

Who killed Zap comics?

Who was on the bridge of the Exxon Valdez?

Who coached the Senators questioning Anita Hill?

Who PhotoShopped the 9/12 Mall pic so it looked like more than 15,000 people?

FOXXXXXXXX NEWSSSSSSSSS

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at January 27, 2010 12:56 PM (ucq49)

240

Fox News just HAD to have an on the scene interview with me at Waterloo & look how that turned out !!

Posted by: Napoleon Bonaparte at January 27, 2010 01:25 PM (pZEar)

241

Who really released this photo from a Michael Jackson sleep over?

http://tiny.cc/ULKe4

Fox News

Ripped from  iOWNTHEWORLD

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at January 27, 2010 01:33 PM (ucq49)

242 What happened to Amelia Earhart ?  We know..... heh heh

Posted by: Fox News at January 27, 2010 01:35 PM (pZEar)

243

Who's responsible for the sea lions abandoning their SF wharf?

Whose plant was ObamaGirl?

Who stole Nagin's bus keys?

Who hacked into the CRU database?

Who's colluded with Detroit to keep the non-polluting, perpetual motion driven car under wraps?

 

One guess.

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at January 27, 2010 01:59 PM (ucq49)

244

My Marriage?

If you guessed Fox News you are correct.

Posted by: Elizabeth Edwards at January 27, 2010 02:05 PM (ctRW/)

245

Gave Lizie Bordan's Mama 40 wacks?

Her daddy 41?

Was hiding in the ballon when baloon-boy was in teh attic?

Caused the stampede at the Who concert?

Did all the back masking on Stairway to heaven?

Posed for the first Cosmo centerfold?

Framed John Wayne Gacey for those 20 kids buried under his house?

Posted by: Fox Fox Fox Fox Fox at January 27, 2010 02:18 PM (rVJH4)

246 Hey, all -- today marks my 20th anniversary working for Fox News!

Posted by: King of the Lizard People at January 27, 2010 02:27 PM (cQyWA)

247 Look at the good side of things.  Reich won't be stuffing classified documents down his pants or in his socks.   They don't allow step stools in the National Archives.

Posted by: MarkD at January 27, 2010 02:27 PM (nur8S)

248

Infamously missed "the call" on Truman-Dewey?

Secretly manipulated the market on Black Friday?

Nefariously "rigs" the cable ratings

 

You know who!

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at January 27, 2010 03:23 PM (ucq49)

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Fox is the Chuck Norris of network news.

It's so deep in the pudding of Robert Reich's mind, he thinks it kicked his ass before it even started fighting.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at January 27, 2010 06:31 PM (GGulh)

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