1 first!

2

The real comedy comes from the communist hipster d-bag in the back row.

Hipsters are subhuman.  There should be no laws against killing them.

3 It was just..Obaminable.

4 I don't know who gave that speech but it wasn't Obama.

5 ♫ caught in a bad romance♫

6 Obama's Best Speech Evah will contain the words "I resign."

7 What up with the no fly zone? Don't here much of it.

8 hear!

9 I get the feeling that even staunch liberals no longer jerk off to the Zero's addresses.

10 This is the only thing that matters to you: the worse the disaster, the better.

You want people to suffer, so that your ideology is vindicated. You're evil, in other words.

11 Watch this putt.

12 The dude at 4:07 looks black to me...and he ain't too kind to Obummer

13 Baby, Imma smother you with love and my panniculus.

14 Reality is foreign territory for those confused marxists at MSLSD.

They now realize they've gone all in with the left's version of Madoff.

15 This is the only thing that matters to you: the worse the disaster, the better.

Yeah, the fact that Obumbles is a dangerously-underqualified incompetent lazy fuckup is our fault.

16 Imma give it to you hot and heavy.  Well, heavy.

17 Obama is the real disaster.

18 Begala just made me barf all over my keyboard.  What a tool!

19 The kids are watching Biden chase soap bubbles.

20 You know I would imagine nobody in the Barak "whose ass?" O'bama white house did consider the logistics of boats crossing the ocean, it would probably be easier for O to part the seas, then they could haul ass across dry land.

21 The 'Bush's Fault' woman gets ten thousand Idiot Points, though.

22 : Spill, baby, spill at June 15,

If that little rant wasn't the Websters definition of projection, we need a new revision.

23 Spill, Baby, Spill, I inherited that trait, so it's obviously not my fault.

24 >>>he dude at 4:07 looks black to me...and he ain't too kind to Obummer Eh, he's High Yellow. Doesn't count.

25

I was out drinking yummy sweet plum wine and rippin' sushi farts at the local Japanese place.

Did I miss anything more exciting?

26 just kidding. Wasn't sure what he was.

27 It's The Age of Incompetance.

28 Only in L.A., man. That's where you get the fireworks--out here where Hopenchange hasn't lost its Hollywood allure. Did you see that Luntz focus group in Louisiana? Consensus. near-unanimity. Booooring. I'm so Tweeting this.

29 Amazing!  That damned annoying tingle up my leg has finally stopped!

30 Is Frank Lutz supposed to be impartial or a dick? And there are still McCain people?

31

The American people are angry... as this group shows.

Notice how many of them had a good handle on the facts of the issue... and were speaking out.

The silent majority is no longer being silent. Its just a question of how much damage these Bozos can do before they are forced from power.

32 like frank luntz was all blah-blah-blah and I was like, "Sean! Teleprompter!" Snap! LOL ROFLMAO!!!

33 It's really sad, so many Black Americans will still back this idiot of a president.  I truly believe if Obama became the next Idi Amin DaDa, you would still see Blacks covering for him.  It's pathetic.

34 and then this other guy was all blahblahblah and I'm like, "Yo! Logistics 'n shit!" You should have seen his face! UR PWN3D, DOOD!!!

35 Buncha Black Holes. IMO.

36 this white girl's like talking smack about shit and I'm like "Skimmers!" And I do that "quote" thing with my "fingers." I crapped truth right on to her stupid face!!!

37 My girlfriend said, "Why don't you pick up your clothes while I'm gone?"  And I was like, "Dude, you read that off a gum wrapper?"  S-core!

38 This group made me cry after the show. I was actually in fear for my life at certain points during our "discussion". The smelly hippie got it; everyone else seemed upset over health care.

39 There are black Americans that cannot come to the grip that Obama is FAILING. He is a validation of the civil rights movement of 40 years ago. His failure is like Jackie Robinson making it into the majors and having a EPICALLY HORRIBLE SEASON.

They do not want to face reality and accept that this is what they waited 40 years for, it is like Star Wars Episode 1, while a casual fan will tell you that is  TERRIBLE film a die-hard plastic light-saber owning Jedi wannabe will not accept that they loyally waited 13 years and got Jar Jar Binks in return.

One positive thing out of this Obama will pretty much any desire for the voters to lean toward any sort of liberalism ever. Obama was wrong in comparing this oil spill to 911 this is CHERNOBYL. A engineering disaster that ecologically ruined an area and was caused by worsened government mismanagement which led to its eventual collapse.

Voters realized they backed the wrong person for Prez, and the Dems backed the wrong candidate for nomination.

In 2012 all the GOP has to do is nominate a proven strong leader and Obama will get slaughtered in a landslide.

40 Anyone know a good government healthcare panel-appointed doctor for tingle leg syndrome?  Chrissy?

41 Ace, you evil,evil,eviler, uhm, what were we talking about again? Were you in charge of the governments' response you evil bastard? Because I know that the master of goodness and light and golf couldn't have screwed this pooch for close to two months without wanting to kick someone that was laying face down in the gutters ass without help from some evilistic moron's help.  You are a bad man. Or something.

42 You like my hat?! It represents solidarity with the working masses. Old Navy, $15. Pretty sweet amiright?!!!

43 The cop told me I ran over a pedestrian, and I was all like, "Hey, man!"  Yeah, put that in your pipe and smoke it.

44

day after day  we see the profoundly disturbed ideas fly out of this administration..

i don't expect olberman or chris mathews to stand up and say omfg this is crazy, we need to not give this administration Any more power, shut  it down. from the GOP,  what the hell is going on that i seem to hear very little from our team?

 

45
ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

46 In other, semi-related news, I got in my shipment of $10k worth of silver bullion, my 2K rounds of .223, 400 rounds of .40, 400 rounds of .45, 600 rounds of 9mm.  Gonna need another safe.

All for peaceful purposes, or unless I have repel Charles Johnson's ponytail, then I'll need all of it.

47

I didn't find the two black panelists "cute" at all. When group identity, at this juncture, trumps competence it is alarming. It very well may be that the last Obama deadenders will be a majority of blacks--whom I suspect The One secretly loathes. Obama likely will, his last months in office, don a dashiki and wear more ANC colors than the O.J. defense did. And out of office, we never will hear the end of his bitching about how The Man wouldn't give him a chance.

Regardless of ideology, it would have been nice if the first president of color had at least been competent. As it is, we were dealt this dude.

48

I agree that this is the Green regime's Praxis. The whole reason we're out in the middle of the Gulf in the first place is because the Feds (and certain states, like Florida) won't permit it offshore.

"however, everything is under control. We have no need for assistance. Remain outside the neutral zone"

49 Hey douchers, click the Begala link. I think you'll like the whole "MadLib" riff of the first comment there. Pretty funny.

50 POTUS finally used some military rhetoric.  Unfortunately, it had nothing to do with the TWO wars we're currently fighting.

51 These fleas jumped at me out of my stocking hat, and I was goin', "You just get out of rabbit school or something?"  Yep, that's right.

52
from the link:

I will say one thing. I agree with the man who suggested that Obama could have stopped the oil from reaching the shore line. If he had implemented the emergency policies they had setup already, accepted help from the Dutch, made more effort to buy booms from the Maine organization, and approved Bobby JindalÂ’s plan weeks sooner

boom.

53 Oh, my Shining Path boonie shirt? Awesome, right? My step-dad got it for me at Anthropology. I think it's unisex or somethin.

54 34 It's really sad, so many Black Americans will still back this idiot of a president.  I truly believe if Obama became the next Idi Amin DaDa, you would still see Blacks covering for him.  It's pathetic.

Posted by: Sparky at June 15, 2010 10:51 PM (r0u40)

Exactly.  

55 It's cute/sad the two black people on the panel are so determined to insist Obama is doing everything right.

You mean Barry didn't inherit the BP spill as the idiot girl insisted he did?

56 Anyone else need a hand-job?

57 I wish I could be in a televised focus group.

Worse black president ever.

58 If you haven't figured it out yet, the black electorate, especially in the south, votes for the black candidate over the white candidate regardless of politics. 

The black candidate could be for shooting people in the street, legalized mafia control of the county, and wholesale crack distribution.  It wouldn't matter.  They vote for the black candidate every fucking time. 

Why they (the black electorate) do that is subject to (not much) debate, but, they do.  Without fail.

59 Can we please just give California to Mexico? They will get what they want and let's be honest, so will we. Sure, it will mean we will lose a star off the flag but 56 is still pretty good.

60 Obama Has Agency Head Appoint Commission to Select Czar of Presidential Leadership Decisions: tinyurl.com/2cery3p

61 34 It's really sad, so many Black Americans will still back this idiot of a president.  I truly believe if Obama became the next Idi Amin DaDa, you would still see Blacks covering for him.  It's pathetic.   I wonder how many still think OJ was innocent?

62

I'd like to know if Obamas independant third part means ? a party  that is invested in green or cap-in-trade.

bet it does.

63 Shittin' Skittles now baby!

64

I was checkin' my coolness list, Hannity, and you weren't anywhere on it.

65 65   I wonder how many still think OJ was innocent?

Do you realize how many know he's guilty but think Nicole had it coming and/or he deserved to be acquitted because of all the black men falsely convicted?

66 The movie will be called The Last Luntz Group, or Dreams Die Hard.

Bams was so bad I think he's probably home crying right now. Jeez, I would rather he just resign and give us Sheriff Joe.

67 Must be tough if you are all wrapped up in the "1st black president" aspect and he turns out to be such an abyssmal failure.

68 Regardless of ideology, it would have been nice if the first president of color had at least been competent.


That's right.  You had your chance for colored competence and you threw it all away.

What's that?  I didn't actually run.  And, what, I actually endorse the One?

Never mind.

69 Okay, let's lighten up on the black thing.

70 Ok... fuck it.  Here it is:  the black electorate, to the tune of about 90%, votes on race only.  They're racist.  By definition.

There ya go. I said it. 

The other 10% happen to be the sane people like us that realized their culture is fucked up like a pokemon-barney porno movie. 

I'm fortunate to work on a daily basis with the 10% who are afraid to go home, go back to their neighborhoods because they just catch miles of shit for being successful in the "white man's world."

Anecdotally, my associates and  friends who are black tell me these stories, and it pisses them off way more than it does me, and I'm pretty pissed.

71 Bams was so bad I think he's probably home crying right now. Jeez, I would rather he just resign and give us Sheriff Joe.


You know it's a really sad day for America when Biden can do a better job as President than this clusterfuck of a community organizer could.

72 Yeah, dude, enough. Officially enough.

73

wth

74 These Skittles are starting to taste funny.

75 "Obama likely will, his last months in office, don a dashiki and wear more ANC colors than the O.J. defense did. And out of office, we never will hear the end of his bitching about how The Man wouldn't give him a chance."

I've long suspected that Obama will grow more and more Jeremiah Wright as he gets older and that he will get so bad in that regard that people who didn't know better will find it hard to believe he had ever been President.

76 sorry ace.  Touched a nerve.  I've had this conversation ad nauseum with people I respect and work with daily that have to deal with it on a personal basis.

This probably ain't the place.

77 That flushing noise you hear is the sound of what scant remaining political capital Barack Obama possesses swirling down the toilet.

78 I went to this focus group, and this fat repug got all up in my face and shit.  You know what he did?  He asked me a question.  Believe that?  I was all like, yeah, you get all your facts from a teleprompter, dude.  Shut him right up.

79 Actually, I appointed a czar so I'd know whose ass to kick.  I don't want to be going around every day saying, "OK, what did you do today?  How about you?  And you?  Did you do anything?  Anything get accomplished today?"  No going to boring meetings, no nothing.  At the end of the day I want to be able to say, "Hey, Ray get over here and bend over." 

80

"You had your chance for colored competence and you threw it all away."----Al Keyes, laughing at the good folks of Illinois.

 

81 shit

82 like, this principal, Mr. Woodman? He's all blah-blah-blah tellin' me some shit and I'm like, "Up your nose with a rubber hose!" You just think about the logistics of that.

83 Begala's kneepads must be pretty worn out by now.

84

 i think trolls abound

85 Damn! I left my Che shirt at the commune.

86 Yeah, I hope that Begala at least had some mouthwash for afterward.

By the way, am I the only one who thinks he looks like a skull with skin stretched tautly across it.

I mean, I know we all are, but he really looks like it.

87

Wasn't it Derbyshire who said, "it's not polite to point"?

88 I wish BP would call a press conference tomorrow, and go through the speech piece by piece.  Refuse to entrust the current US administration with any funds.  Sue Obama personally for his role in exacerbating the disaster.  Sue the US government for defamation.  Due diligence demands that blame be apportioned to all responsible parties, and BP only pay it's fair share.

Say we were going to just pay clains, but now we want our day in court for each one, and the proper court of jurisdiction is in Europe.

89 you wingnuts aren't experts at logistics. Did someone just feed that to your on a teleprompter?! ZING!

90 Why are my teeth brown?

91 No Jack, no. They can't have it, period. We took it and it ain't going back. Expel and repel. That is the answer if we choose to remain a sovereign state. Start giving away your trash and soon they'll take your garden.

92 Ok.

lowandslow

I have exactly NO fucking idea what you posted.  Is that like internet terrets or something? 

I've had a couple beers, but vague references on go so far, dude.

93 Jeff Bridges was waaaay too understated as The Dude. Jesus. These fuckers can vote.

94 Do you know what's tragic? Politicians of both parties base their policies on how it plays with focus groups just like Luntz's

95 Finally, someone worse than me at handling a disaster. And I really sucked. I thought it would be decades before my "work product" was semi-vindicated. Huzzah!

96 whew

97 Who are "the McCain people"? Were they on "Lost"?

98

Listen, I am so cool, you'll never need a Norge.  That cool.  You can call me.  I'll answer if I'm not...

MOM!  Not now; I'm busy in front of the mirror!  I'm gettin' dressed.  I'll take the trash out after dinner.  MOM, STOPPIT!

Yeah, it doesn't come any cooler than this.  I got my stocking hat, my coat, and my Cricket phone.  On which you might call me if I'm not too busy.

99 Do you know what's tragic? Politicians of both parties base their policies on how it plays with focus groups just like Luntz's

Posted by: kbdabear at June 15, 2010 11:19 PM (sYxEE)

yeah

and does it look like trolls are here to you?

100 Boy BP must sure be glad they donated all that money to Obama's campaign now huh?

101 You guys say Hipster Douchebag like it's a BAD thing

Hipster knew his stuff, because he read SCIENCE books, you Creationist bad crazy racist wingnuts

You heard it here first

102 I declare this thread dead by douchebaggery.

103 As a Lifelong Republican, I'm deeply concerned that there have been a low number of Samoans in Frank Luntz's panels.

104

I've long suspected that Obama will grow more and more Jeremiah Wright as he gets older and that he will get so bad in that regard that people who didn't know better will find it hard to believe he had ever been President.

You are so right here. Imagine you didn't know Jimmy Carter from Adam, and you listened to him drone on and on about how evil the Joooos are and saw him giving head to Michael Moore. I bet you wouldn't believe he ever had been president, let alone governor of Georgia, either. And, note: even Carter had been a governor and worked a full-time job before he was president.

105 For those of you bad crazy denialists who doubt green energy, just look at this article about a guy with a 40 foot windmill who kept the night lite going in his bathroom for 45 minutes before the backup generator kicked in

106 I can't imagine continually living in denial.Constantly defending a failure is no way to go through life.

107 Baby, you like the movies like me?  I'm a film buff.  Yeah.  I'm a fan from way back.  I like the black and whites.  I like the way thay paint reality more clearly than today's movies.  What movies?  Um, you know, just all of them.  Hey, I just rented a movie; wanna see it?  I'll get all up in your sweetness.  Yeah, it's a modern movie.  I've seen all the black and whites, you know.  It's called "A Dinosaur's Tale."  It's good.  It's about... Hello?  Hello?

108 Only a fucking drooling idiot like Obama would hire someone from Harvard's no-name jacked-off Engineering school, two mile down the road from MIT and 2000 miles from both UT/Austin and Texas A&M - the top Petroleum Engineering schools in the world. 

109 Bammer was really giving Clintonian thumbpress-gesture a workout today.

I wonder what that's supposed to communicate.

I find it distracting, annoying and spastic.

110 Audience... another question. Sean wants me to ask you, "If Obama appointed a President Czar, would you be surprised?" Also, "Would having said czar improve Obama's scores on the links?"

111 I'm listening to two jigs from "Apollo's Banquet" by John Playford, from his Colonial American dances from 1651, as I card the rust blueing on my restored musket.  Music by Hesperus.

Ya know, I need to build a shot tower in my back yard.  

112 I think that Luntz keeps this panel scam going just so he can nail some dumb fat girls.

113

I was trapped in my car (unusual circumstance) so forced to listen.  Meh.  Not so bad, for a politician. Until he got to the MMS and how in the last decade 'industry interests' had 'corrupted' the inspection process (read: inherited from Buuush). Lame beyond lame. Then this Louisianna parish captain lady came on and just ripped him to shreds for the drilling moratorium and sacrificing Americans for his Agenda.  Fantastic!

By the way -- he's not letting on that he KNOWS how bad this could get.  But how can he not know, if the group of scientists he's gathered are all that he's claimed? I suppose he wants to be able to fix the blame on BP in that eventuality.  But get this -- the flow estimates keep increasing.  Is it because the original estimates were wrong . . . or . . . is it that the leak is getting WORSE?

Worst case scenario?  Complete blow-out of the well and a collapse of the sea floor.  Leading to uncontrollable bleed-out of the entire reservoir.  Which could also create a huge tsunami if it's sudden.  Sink holes happen on land all the time, some due to water or gas and oil extraction.  Think what would happen if a large one collapses undersea.

There are signs that this might be heading that way.  To be safe, he should order all the idled rigs to area NOW to drill multiple relief wells.  Even that might not work, but at least we'll have tried.

 

114 ok -- this has happened before -- I comment on one thread, and it ends up on another.  What's up wid dat?

115 A bit off thread:

I was listening to some reporterette mouthing the blather from some politician about how "we've got to pay down the debt".

Now that's a laudable aim, trouble is it ain't gonna happen in your or my or your kid's lifetime.

Given that the national debt is 13,000,000,000,000,000. (13 trillion)
Say that we manage to balance the budget AND actually CUT expenditures by 130,000,000,000 (130 billion).

These are doable numbers but not really very probable but anyway:
at that rate of payoff we would have to do that EVERY YEAR FOR THE NEXT 100 YEARS to pay off the current debt and that's not counting the interest on that debt. (those of you with credit cards know how this works.)

So the next time some blowhard (right or left) talks about how saving a billion here or there for a year or two is going to make a dent in the National Debt; you know he's not being honest and is more likely angling to promote some program or other under the cover of 'saving' money and 'paying down the debt'.

116 Nevermind.  I'm tipsy.

117

Worst case scenario?  Complete blow-out of the well and a collapse of the sea floor.  Leading to uncontrollable bleed-out of the entire reservoir.  

Oil reservoirs aren't hollow chambers filled with oil.  The oil resides in porous rock.

118 C'mon, James and me are doing "good cop/bad cop." We'll switch roles during the next crisis, and when Hillary resigns from the cabinet she'll take us both right back into the fold for her big reintroduction.

119 "If Obama appointed a President Czar, would you be surprised?"

All those czars turned out so well the first time around...

120 oops missed a zero.

it's ONE THOUSAND YEARS TO PAY OFF THE DEBT.

121

Posted by: Excellent point!!! at June 15, 2010 11:26 PM (ToT1i)

 

Don't want to invoke Godwins Law, but... I'm looking more for a Hitler in the Bunker persona to emerge.

122 it's ONE THOUSAND YEARS TO PAY OFF THE DEBT.

No, it was correct the first time.

123 We'll never pay off our debt. What we can do is stop adding to it.

124 You guys are all caught up in the details. I'm always lookin' at the big picture.

125 "oops missed a zero."

"it's ONE THOUSAND YEARS TO PAY OFF THE DEBT."

Actually it's ten thousand, because the 13 trillion figure is only debt formally issued by the government, i.e., US Treasury bonds.  When you include the "off-balance-sheet" unfunded liabilities of Social Security and Medicare, the figure is about ten times that much, around 130 trillion, which is like twice the net worth of all the assets in the country.  It is mathematically impossible to actually pay that off.  The alternatives are 1) default, at least in part or 2) monetization, i.e., hyper-inflation.

126

Oil reservoirs aren't hollow chambers filled with oil.  The oil resides in porous rock.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 15, 2010 11:36 PM (DZLMz)

Actually, oil resides inside giant eclairs that you can squeeze like a pimple.

I paid the University of Texas $180,000 to learn that.

127 116 I'm listening to two jigs from "Apollo's Banquet" by John Playford, from his Colonial American dances from 1651, as I card the rust blueing on my restored musket.  Music by Hesperus.

Ya know, I need to build a shot tower in my back yard.  

Posted by: Skookumchuk at June 15, 2010 11:30 PM (btzPD)

Or get laid. Whatever.

128

129

all the best wishes with that.

129 Eh, he's High Yellow. Doesn't count.

Posted by: ace at June 15, 2010 10:47 PM (66D

Confess.  You don't know any black people but me, ace. lol

130 Don't want to invoke Godwins Law, but... I'm looking more for a Hitler in the Bunker persona to emerge.

You mean like this?

131 70 Bams was so bad I think he's probably home crying right now. Jeez, I would rather he just resign and give us Sheriff Joe.


No way, because in his mind, it was a brilliant, world-changing speech.

132 I almost asked out loud how in the fuck we keep losing to these people, and then I remembered the GOP, and remembered why.

133 Oh no - you have it wrong.  The laid part is prerequisite to all the rest of it.

134

Confess.  You don't know any black people but me, ace. lol

Posted by: baldilocks at June 15, 2010 11:50 PM (sKlOn)

I think he met Billy Dee Williams at a Star Wars convention, once.

135 Wow. Eclairs. I never knew. Thanks man. Sorry about the cost and all.

136 Obama's not being dictatory enough!

137 Dave J.: "When you include the "off-balance-sheet" unfunded liabilities of Social Security and Medicare..."

I don't know what Medicare/Obamacare/Fill-in-BlankCare will turn in to, but consider projected SS payouts dead. The Ponzi scheme cannot be sustained. The Feds will collect, but the whole racket must eventually collapse. The real question is, "How much will we resemble Greece when the SS spigot is gone?"

138 "Obama declares 'reckless' BP will pay Gulf cleanup"But, what is really interesting is the main headline on drudge that you click on to get to the one above....almost feels like breitbart returned.....or maybe matt drudge is back to his ol self?

139 34 It's really sad, so many Black Americans will still back this idiot of a president.  I truly believe if Obama became the next Idi Amin DaDa, you would still see Blacks covering for him.  It's pathetic.

Posted by: Sparky at June 15, 2010 10:51 PM (r0u40)

Sad, but true.

140  "How much will we resemble Greece when the SS spigot is gone?"

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 15, 2010 11:55 PM (swuwV)

Actually, we'll strongly resemble Socrates' banged-out butthole.

141 I have to say that the black Americans that I know, who are my friends, don't say they voted for him cause he is black.  They have all sorts of other reasons but, honestly, they've gotten pretty quiet all of a sudden.

142 It very well may be that the last Obama deadenders will be a majority of blacks--whom I suspect The One secretly loathes...


It's not so secret.

143 They are showing a re peat of the frank luntz segment now on Fox.

144 African Americans are overwhelmingly Democrats and Democrats overwhelmingly support Obama, so it's no surprise they support him. They strongly supported Bill Clinton as I recall.

145 Hmmm the groups were so polite before the election...what happened to decorum....and focusing....lol

146 Ugh, slow night.  Stupid O speech...

Anyways, I'm off.  Good night M&Ms.

147 Don't want to invoke Godwins Law, but

Godwin's Law isn't comparing Barry to the Nazis, it's comparing forum participants to Nazis.

Which is good, because damned if I can figure out how this "lifestyle behavior modification" executive order with the home visits is different from 'Your body belongs to the Fuhrer!'

148

148 It very well may be that the last Obama deadenders will be a majority of blacks--whom I suspect The One secretly loathes...


It's not so secret.

The condescension isn't so secret. But the loathing...I don't see him tipping his hand there.

149

Burhawk Ohlabama?

 

I blame Bush McCan't.

150

Obama could nuke Atlanta, Detroit and New Orleans and he would still have a 90% approval from blacks.

151 Those who marched in Selma in 1965 paved the way for me to retroactively be born to and raised by a family of typical white people in 1961. My formative years in Indonesia cemented my bond with the Black Community.

152 Obama could nuke Atlanta, Detroit and New Orleans and he would still have a 90% approval from blacks.

It's all Bush's fault for not dismantling the entire nuclear stockpile.

153 Give Begala a break...at least he didn't have to convene a panel of experts to tell him whose ass to kiss.

154 It's not so secret.

The condescension isn't so secret. But the loathing...I don't see him tipping his hand there.

Posted by: I"ve even asked some folks from Yale for input at June 16, 2010 12:07 AM (ToT1i)

Condescension=loathing.

BTW, if 89% of blacks voted for Kerry (D-ork) in 2004 and 95% of blacks voted for Obama (D-estroy America) in 2008, I don't see how the latter number is due to wholescale racism among blacks.  I'm not saying that a goodly portions isn't due to that, but the comparing the numbers doesn't indicate anything about racism, but about Democrat handout brainwashing.

155 portions=portion.

156 2

The real comedy comes from the communist hipster d-bag in the back row.

Hipsters are subhuman.  There should be no laws against killing them.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at June 15, 2010 10:25 PM (IoUF1)

You mean there is a law? Uh-oh.

157 I have to commend Olberdouche, on finding the most insane line ever in a speech from the Oval Office - very Precedential, indeed:

"Our determination to fight for the America we want for our children, even if we're unsure exactly what that looks like, even if we don't yet know, precisely, how we're going to get there, we know we'll get there."

We don't know what we want America to look like, for our children?  We know. 

He doesn't know ... precisely ... but he knows we'll get there .... to a place ... he doesn't know, precisely ... yet.

Uh ...  It's embarassing to read stuff he's said.  I was disappointed that The Precedent didn't promise to 'reduce the oil flow by 3000%'.  That would have killed.

158 BTW, if 89% of blacks voted for Kerry (D-ork) in 2004 and 95% of blacks voted for Obama (D-estroy America) in 2008, I don't see how the latter number is due to wholescale racism among blacks.

It doesn't, but it's easy to vent as if it does.  Which I say by way of confession, not justification.

159 Communist hipster douchebag needs to be forever enshrined in the AoS lexicon archives.

160 Why didn't you come to me like a fucking man and tell me those were rabbits not unicorns.

161 baldilocks: "BTW, if 89% of blacks voted for Kerry (D-ork) in 2004 and 95% of blacks voted for Obama (D-estroy America) in 2008, I don't see how the latter number is due to wholescale racism among blacks."

Good point. But it's still alarming that the demographic remains enslaved - only this time it's via oppressive government and voluntary bondage. I'd say it's a subtle oppression that has supplanted a societal, if not violent one, but the oppression isn't really all that subtle any more. Plus, it's self-imposed. Nothing is free, yet the liberals still seem to think that if government provides, then it is free. Besides being transparently false, more than money is at stake. Why does Liberty not ring a bell with them?

162

Condescension=loathing.

I'm not so sure but you made me think. His condescension is typical liberal claptrap where vote-buying is disguised as pity. The loathing is beyond the normal class-based liberal hypocrisy but I can't quite put my finger on it. It certainly doesn't have a "self-" element with this guy. The condescension may be a manifestation of the loathing but it seems to be more to it.

I agree with your aside but only the part about politcal identification. I think black voters very might have well turned on Kerry at some point but don't think they will, in significant numbers, on Obama. The question is whether that group identification is "racism" or something more benign. I don't have a quick answer to that one, either.

163 ace: Isn't it cute the black folks stick up for Obama. ace: lol, he's "high yellow", no homo. moron: black people like black people, there's something bad about that, and I can see you agree with me, ace. ace: okay, officially, enough about black people. I have advertisers and I sleep with a light on.

164 communist hipsters win all arguements, just ask them.

165 progressoverpeace: "Uh ...  It's embarassing to read stuff he's said."

See, that's your problem. At this point, it's really best to whack your skull with a ball-peen hammer and give yourself a brain massage for ten or fifteen minutes. It hurts much less.

166 Good point. But it's still alarming that the demographic remains enslaved - only this time it's via oppressive government and voluntary bondage. I'd say it's a subtle oppression that has supplanted a societal, if not violent one, but the oppression isn't really all that subtle any more. Plus, it's self-imposed






That's the beauty of the New Slavery (aka Great Society) and the non-education of the last 45 years.

167

Boehner's response to Obama

168

msnbclsdeers olberdoufus and tingles are worried about the poll out today that said Americans don't trust the lib media and therefore are trying to save face. They will be back to the same old bs within the next couple days.

 

 

169 bama could nuke Atlanta, Detroit and New Orleans

What a vast national improvement that would be.  Can he do Cleveland, too?

170 175

msnbclsdeers olberdoufus and tingles are worried about the poll out today that said Americans don't trust the lib media and therefore are trying to save face. They will be back to the same old bs within the next couple days.

I don't think they are quite yet ready to cut and run. But if this Administration continues to implode at this rate they will deny Him more times than Peter, and new and improved Democrats will come on their circle jerks to tell how they, unlike Obama, would have stood up to those nasty Repugs on X.

171 I'm not a bit surprised that Obama has enormous support in the black community and honestly, neither is anyone else. And that includes you. We can bitch and moan about the obvious all we want but pretending race is not an issue and hasn't been pretty much forever in this country is delusional. If anything positive at all came from Obama being elected it was that many black voters who never voted before became completely invested in the same fucked up system the rest of us live in. Nobody can ever say again that you can't get ahead in this country because of race. If you think the race warriors are eager to give up that trump card you aren't paying attention. We live, we work, we pay taxes, we vote and we get boned by our elected officials. The One is no different than the any of the other chuckleheads we rip apart in that respect, he's just a politician and that is becoming more clear everyday. That's the worst of all outcomes to those who have made a living on preaching difference and hate instead of competence. I'm pretty sure it's going to get worse before it gets better. Malignant causes like malignant animals are most dangerous when they are wounded.

172 Look, there's a hardcore block of those 52%ers who will never, ever give up on Barry. It doesn't matter how bad things get or he gets, he's their guy. As liberal/leftists they instinctively deflect any and all blame towards "the opposition". He will always be seen as beyond reproach. That's just the way it is. 

173 You have to understand one thing about the black electorate that defends Obama to the end.  They believe if he screws up, he may be the last (half ) black president.  They believe it reflects on them and that is what has to change.

A great deal of black people who voted for him are out of work right now in different industries. They are suffering like everyone else and have  private opinions that ole Frank certainly is not privy too.

My father was a democrat operative who woke up one day and asked himself exactly what was he doing.  At the time he was teaching the people in the black community who couldn't read which box to check for the Democrats!  He woke up and later became one of the founders of the Black Republican Clubs in Broward County.  We are helping to wake others up to the reality of the destruction that the policy of the Democrat party has caused to the community.

I could write a book on this subject, but as a counter point, realize the crazed nutjob number of whites ( via white liberal guilt) that love this guy and scream racism the minute you criticize him.  There are plenty of people to be angry with.

174 Poll via boston herald today also showed only 33% support for reid in nv and 52% don't like the dumbass. So we got that going for us!!

175 Where you been, JackStraw?

176 The One is no different than the any of the other chuckleheads we rip apart in that respect, he's just a politician and that is becoming more clear everyday. 

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2010 12:47 AM (VW9/y)

The Precedent is very different.  Different from any other person to ever lead the Executive branch.  He's the only one that actually hates America.  We've never had that before.  Ever.  He has no American sensibilities, at all.  We've never had to deal with anything even remotely like that, before.  He's intentionally shitting over any and every American tradition he becomes aware of.  He's fucked over every natural American ally.  He's demonstrated his closer affinity to the third world, and his desire to spread America's wealth over the third world (though he'll be happy to just give it to anyone, if that's all he can accomplish).

This nation will be very lucky to survive The Precedent.  Very, very lucky.

177 There are plenty of people to be angry with.

I'm mad as hell at anybody, regardless of race, color or creed who completely ignored the huge, waving red flags and bought into this dolt's hope and change mirage.

178 Was just told by a friend that they received an email from the campaign and there hasn't been an email from the campaign that they told me about for two weeks.  The email ask the question "Will you stand with the president?"

179 The email ask the question "Will you stand with the president?"

The more likely scenario is on their knees, with upturned palms held out.

180 Hey Warden- Believe it or not, and this pains me to no end, I have actually been working. It really pisses me off that my parents gave me nothing but astoundingly good looks and a trust fund with a negative balance. If I could harvest their organs legally I would but they just won't die. So how are the kids?

181

I saw it.  It was intersting.  The commie hipster had on his Che' army shirt on.  Who did he think he was?  Daily Kos?

The US Army has not worn that shit since the early '70's.

It is pretty bad when you think that is cool to where.  He had stoopid stamped on his face.

182 So how are the kids?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2010 01:09 AM (VW9/y)

Just the one. He's four and going through a particularly obnoxious phase. He's my best buddy when I'm not thinking about strangling him.

We want more, but ... well, sometimes things just don't go your way. That's life. Good to see you back amongst the morons.

183 There was one black man in the panel who was a conservative. He was one of the better spoken critics of Obama among all of them. He took Hannity's question about offers of help from foreigners and correctly identified the problem as an application of the Jones Act. So he was informed, too. I hope more guys like him keep emerging. But it seemed that the Dems had their dials stuck at around 80% approval the whole cotton pickin' time, and they spiked high on four peaks while the GOP dials were inversely crashing: 1) hanging somebody at BP; 2) creating a commission to study the problem; 3) the drilling ban in the Gulf; 4) the slush fund, er "escrow account". Those sick bastards sure like 1) emotional luxuriating; 2) uncritical faith in salvific expertism; and 3) heavy handed government action, damn the consequences; and 4) plunder! 

184 Did that little twerp really have a Che shirt on?

185 Captain Kirk is the best star fleet captain ever.  Anally rape JJ  Abrams for his idiocy. 

186 57 days is sort of a long time.

Remember when they made a BFD out Bush reading "My Pet Goat" for seven extra freaking minutes?  Yeah, me neither.

187 >>We want more, but ... well, sometimes things just don't go your way. That's life. Good to see you back amongst the morons. Too true. And thanks. Good to see a familiar moron.

188 It was an old US Army uniform top which Che' dressed in.

189 Good God, did the white house write that for begala?  One thing is for sure, it was written before the speech was even made.

190 if this Administration continues to implode at this rate they will deny Him more times than Peter

He's not black black...

191 http://tinyurl.com/2764phn

192

That is a picture of the commie hipster a-hole  Che'.

193

When I was looking up a pic,  I found alot on Democratic Underground.  He seems to be very popular their.  So is Obumer. 

 

194 Wheee! A sure sign the speech was unimpressive: Fox didn't pre-empt the Beck re-run to re-run the speech. They usually do.

195 Paul Begala looks like his skull would make a fine 8-inch tom.

196 6 Obama's Best Speech Evah will contain the words "I resign."
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No way they let Obama resign. If he resigns, they can't throw "quitter" at Palin in 2012.

197 Nobody can ever say again that you can't get ahead in this country because of race.

Can't, but they will.

Nothing cute about tribalism. Most destructive force in human history.

198 But if Obama doesn't resign, they can't throw anything at any GOP candidate. Palin, Rudy, Christie, even friggin' Huckabee, will walk all over Zero . Can you picture the debates? Zero will be either be sucking his thumb in the corner in the fetal position, or making such outlandish claims of greatness that someone may drag him off in a straitjacket....

199 I mean, my God, Obama makes Millard Fillmore look like a paragon of leadership. Makes Carter look like T.R. Makes me think that Reagan does indeed deserve a spot on Mount Rushmore.

200 Prez Schiznit is a bit of an ankle biter, no?

201 But it seemed that the Dems had their dials stuck at around 80% approval the whole cotton pickin' time,

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAACIST!

202 Question for "Mr. Logistics" there: If Duh Won had done something THREE FUCKIN' DAYS after a damn oil well EXPLODED with the help offered, it might not have gotten there THEN, but wouldn't it surely have been there BY NOW, helping to clean the damn mess up instead of an asshole like "Mr. Logistics" sitting there bitching about it 57 days later?

Aside from that, the Obama voters definitively answered my two year old question of "What sort of fuckin' idiot do you have to be to vote for that hack?"

And Begala?

Q: "How do you give Paul Begala a concussion?"

A: "Kick Obama in the balls."

203

..."bitching about how THE MAN wouldn't give him a chance."

O'bama is the President of the U.S., in my book that makes him THE MAN.

204 Folks, there's more than 0bama at work here.  Remember, he has a filibuster proof Congress and an adoring media -- there are absolutely no checks on him.  If he had a normal Congress, ie one where there actually had to be some compromise to get anything done, and/or a media that was doing its job Obama wouldn't have reined sooner rather than later.  As it is, he's living in an unreal world.  But this is the important point:  HE HAD/HAS HELP!!!

205 I understand that McCain was a piss-poor candidate. Really, I do. But come on, I can't believe that he would be half as bad as this empty suit.

206 "It's cute/sad the two black people on the panel are so determined to insist Obama is doing everything right." Actually, it's neither of those two things...it is, in one concise word, terrifying. It is the reason that Obama WILL be re-elected in 2012, barring some catastrophic floundering of his presidency that causes the party to actually strike him off the ticket. I guess I'm raaaaacist (I am, however, of Latino and ethnic Jewish heritage, so at least I get points for not being white, right?), but I've gone from casually poking fun at the vociferously opinionated political ignorance of the black community to cowering in terror at the prospect of that politically-ignorant and increasingly nonproductive community holding, for the forseeable future, the metaphorical key to the Oval Office. Funny is this: watch around right after the 3:00 mark...this dredlocked guy is, probably, one of the more-politically-educated members of the black community, judging by his selection for, and participation in, this forum. Nevertheless, watch when Luntz asks "Who would send BP's CEO to jail?" A few raise their hands...the dredded guy CLEARLY looks around the room for some visual feedback/guidance, only raising his hand when he sees a few others who have vocally expressed their support of Obama already doing the same. In other words, probably the MAIN factor deciding ALL of this guy's political opinions is "Obama is black and thus can do no wrong"; and is he's not got a well-formed opnion on a matter, he'll just borrow one from whoever else he knows to support Obama (who, btw, is black, and thus can do no wrong). And he's one of the more involved ones! Now, there are LOTS and LOTS of white folks (and yes...many, many Latinos) who are just as ignorant and/or politically misguided as the black community. But they don't vote in 98% for the runners on the ballot that share their ethnicity or race...and, generally, a lot of the most misguided ones are actually factually informed (if extremely loose with their interpretations of those facts to the point of fantasy). The prospect that the Democrats discover that they can cement a permanent hold on presidential power by continually nominating a black man is horrifying; to compete with the ever-increasing black lockstep-Democrat voting populace, the Republicans are going to have to move right in order to peel off some of the new young "libertarian" voters who are somewhat conservative in fiscal and foreign-political matters but socially "progressive" nonetheless.

207 Obama may have the support of 98 percent of the Black community, as well as a significant share of the Latinos. But, the only reason he was elected was the white vote...whether from "white guilt", lockstep union votes, etc. He will not get even half of that vote in 2012, and he and the Dems know it, thus the push for amnesty.

208

Obama didn't accept help because he wanted BP to be in maximum trouble.  Those are his priorities, and we've always known.

209 pH, don't worry so much.  The most important deciding factor in presidential elections is personal attractiveness.  If Palin had been the nominee for president instead of VP, she would have won.
The winner of every presidential race is the more attractive:
Obama beats McCain.
-footnote:  Obama beats Hillary R Clinton
Bush beats Kerry
Bush beats Gore
-footnote:   Bush beats McCain
Clinton beats Bob Dole
Clinton beats Bush
Bush beat Dukakis
Reagan beat Mondale
Regan beat Carter

The Republicans need to find a hot guy or a super-hot woman, get her a governor's mansion or senate seat in Nov 2010, then run for the presidency.  Palin, as it turns out, isn't quite hot enough (I suppose because woman voters hate pretty women, so the net gain is less).  Identify a Republican guy hotter than Obama and the Republicans win.

210 I heard that he said:
I approved offshore drilling because I was told it was absolutely safe

Wow.

So the President is now admitting he is basically an uniformed dunce?

211 Meanwhile, even Matthews, Feinman, and Olbermann (!) were critical of Obama's speech.

Wow.

Welcome to OUR reality, Pinheads.

212

Who was that violent teabagger pretending to be a black man? /libtard

My fiance noticed that Obama's eyebrows hardly move. What's up with that?

213

Could Obama be prolonging the crisis in the gulf deliberately, and could he be exploiting that crisis just to get his cap 'n trade legislation passed and just to further his loony, communist agenda?

There is nothing too sleazy that I wouldn't put past that madman in the White House. He will lie, cheat and steal to advance the agendas of the environementalists and the labor unions, all of whom are communists.

214

216  Identify a Republican guy hotter than Obama and the Republicans win.

Easy enough to find someone hotter.  We have a slew of better-looking people than "Teh Won."  As well as much more competent, obviously. 

The 2 much harder questions to answer: 

1.  "Who will the Republicans rally around solidly enough coming out of the primaries?"  And

2.  "Which one will be appealing across a broad spectrum of people, while holding true to his or her conservative beliefs?" 

IMHO, No one out there that we think might be running for President at this point fits those two tests in sufficient numbers.

Mitt?  While he might appeal to a broader section of people, conservatives won't rally around him and vote for him with major enthusiasm, and you need the crawl-through-broken-glass-to-vote-for-him attitude to win and win decisively. 

Sarah?  Conservatives will rally around her & vote for her with enthusiasm.  But will the squishy middle?  No way, not in any numbers  She's been damaged pretty badly. 

Huck?  Neither

Rudy?  If it had been right after 9/11, yes.  No more

Gingrich?  Uh-uh

I think someone fairly new on the scene will appear and take the reins. 

Christie?  Brewer?  Ryan?  I don't know who, but someone without the baggage of 2008 and prior may be the ticket.

215 Fielding Mellish? Of the Massachusetts Bay Holding Company? That bastard put an ancestor of mine in jail. Ima put you some f'n maypole knowledge up your ass.

216 Obama inherited this problem from Bush!!!!!

Now where's my rent money Barry.  You betta break out your stash like you promised.  I want my new car too.

217 Hmmmm.

Logistics??

The fucking Gulf Coast is nothing but logistics!

Support services for oil drilling rigs, pleasure craft, commercial fishing fleets, container ships delivering goods from Africa, Europe, Central and South America.

What the fucking is that utter twit think he is talking about?

218 the angry black dude kept turning around and looking at the people bashing Obama.  Was he trying to intimidate them to change their answers?

219 the angry black dude kept turning around and looking at the people bashing Obama.  Was he trying to intimidate them to change their answers?

Posted by: huh? at June 16, 2010 08:52 AM (6SGWt)

He looks familiar.  Wonder if he owns a night stick?

220 I do love Captain Kicka&s's schweddy balls.

221

did Frank Luntz contact stereotype playhouse to get the Obama supporters?

Angry black guy with dreadlocks who won't shut up.  Check

Chubby black woman who talks like an extra from the Mo'nique show.  Check

Communist hipster.  Check

222 The commie hipster twitched a lot. He kind of reminded me of Torgo from Manos: The Hands of Fate

223 Logistics. Can't you tell I know the logistics?

224 Can you fuckers quit screwing me?

225 I did not watch the speech last night.  I DVR'd it though.

I plan on watching it sometime in mid August.

226

Airball.

227 229 The commie hipster twitched a lot. He kind of reminded me of Torgo from Manos: The Hands of Fate

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 16, 2010 09:28 AM (1Jaio)

Obumster overused his hands last night: nonstop manipulation (in more ways than one). He was obviously coached by the same guy who teaches inexperienced local news anchors.

And he was fighting - fighting! - to keep his index finger attached to his thumb instead of his usual finger-wagging point.

FAIL.

228 Gee, it's the day after and Andi "Uterus Inspector" Sullivan hasn't posted one word about The One's disastrous speech... perhaps the thrill is finally gone?

229 The Quiet Man wins the prize for Most Abstruse Reference. Guess you watched a lot of MST3K?

230 The big question in my mind is if Begala swallows or spits.

231

The Quiet Man wins the prize for Most Abstruse Reference.

Guess you watched a lot of MST3K?

 

My "stereotype playhouse" line in the post preceding Quiet Man's was a reference from rifftrax.  I'm also a big MST3K fan.

232

My very old, very white (nearly albino) father is a diehard Obama supporter. He has a Ph.D. in economics from Stanford.

He is quite invested. He too thinks that Obama's success or failure reflects upon him. It's so obvious.

I would dare say that die-hard caucasian supporters of Obama outnumber the entire black population of the United States considerably.

I want to see a good program for smaller government put forward, with an effective sales job. Where is it?

 

233 I don't know if he was right about America, but Holder was right about Ace.

234 Fielding Mellish (outraged):  What a terribly biased segment!  Do you realize there's not a single homosexual on that panel?

Sean Hannity: Yes, there is.

Fielding Mellish (whispers):  Oh, really, which one? Is it the beardo in the back?

235

Great... now when I see the commie hipster douchebag, I hear the haunting Torgo Theme

236 Here's an oil skimmer manufacturer on transport of skimmers. More proof that libs shouldn't be taken seriously, especially when they're from California:

Medium skimmer:

Transportation on a suitable trailer or a combi car. Movement into the water by crane on four hooks.  A lifting device is available as option.  Or by pulling from the trailer to the water by two to four men.

The skimmers can be stored and transported on the trailer for immediate action in case of oil spills.  They don't need skilled personnel for operation. Due to the recommended simple and easy to handle compressed air drive with floating visible hoses and easily adjustable valves the skimmer can either be:-

fixed in the current while the oil layer is lead to the skimmer by booms orpulled through the oil slick, skimming off the oil layer from the water surface.

As oil separator is on industrial oil separating tanks, the skimmer sits in front of the water outlet.  Pump and tubes can be controlled automatically.

237 The objective record of Black officials in Black majority cities and counties is pathetic. Black voters do not demand either competence or results. Look at Detroit: the WSJ reports that even Black professionals and working class are fleeing.

Black voters demand waving the bloody shirt of White Racism (which was real and brutal -- in 1955!) and nothing else. Blacks always bloc vote, support sub-moronic candidates (Cold Cash Jefferson, Guam is tipping over guy, Maxine Waters, Alvin Greene) and don't even demand minimal results with corruption.

San Diego voters may have elected Randy Cunningham, both war hero and corrupt pol, but he was at least minimally competent. Black voters seem to desire Whites as a permanent, third-class citizenry in the minority, akin to South Africa, as punishment for Slavery and Segregation.

Forgetting that Blacks in Mexico are treated even worse than gringos. But that's the thing about hate and spite -- it makes you stupid.

The future for American Whites is already cast: a tiny and abused minority in a version of Mexico Norte (with Blacks basically irrelevant) that is somewhere between South Central LA and Cuidad Juarez/Tijuana. This is certain because of the inability to stop illegal immigration and the vast disparity between Hispanic and White birth-rates. Of course America is finished, done, over, kaput. Look at Mexico. Take half their population. Import it into the US. Will you get anything different from Mexico? Nope.

The one slight hope to avoid that is to have Whites bloc vote like Blacks (something Whites can learn from frankly, or Latinos who do the same), and expel all illegals and their kids, ending birthright citizenship.

Liberals like Obama, Kagan, Kennedy, Souter, Sotomayor (the Wise Latina), Ginsburg, and Breyer constantly tell us the Constitution is trumped by international law. No other nation allows birthright citizenship so we ought to take them at their word.

238 221,
You've got it backward.  Mitt, Huckabee, Guliani ARE NOT ATTRACTIVE.  Bobby Jindal isn't attractive enough.  The mistake Republicans have been making is to pick a conservative first.  We need to pick someone attractive, and the base will rally.  The base will throw abortion under the bus, social security under the bus, immigration, Obamacare, guns, religion, taxes, whatever.  The base will compromise on anything as long as the candidate is hot.  The few people like you, who insist on any ideology at all, are a tiny minority.  The MSM is willing to be conservative, for crying out loud, if only we would run someone more attractive than Obama.

The military turns out handsome young men.  That's our best shot.

239 Goddamn.  One of my favorite books of all times - and not the bad Woody Allen movie treatment.

240 Thanks for the great post..... Luntz was acting like he is from crazy-town.

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