Fuck lawyers, and their clients.

And I say that knowing that I'm a lawyer.

Posted by: Luca Brasi at July 09, 2010 03:52 PM (YmPwQ)

Oh goody! DrewM gives us the keys while Ace is in his kiddie pool full of butterscotch pudding doing shots of Valu-Rite with LauraW's hump.

Whee!

Since I played survived a gig yesterday afternoon, outside, in Florida, in the summer, that almost made a younger member of the band pass out on stage, might I suggest some sort of musical topic for this thread?

I could get used to this survivin' thang.

Ah, yes: "the skulking way of war", alias Injun-style fightin'. By the mid 1700s Britain had forgotten how to fight a guerrilla campaign; it had become a naval power with a sideline in slaughtering Irish.

The Brits learnt the hard way that the North American continent is a little bigger than Ireland (or, for that matter, Nova Scotia), and the climate and terrain are not on an invader's side. To say the least.

Fuck lawyers, and their clients.

And I say that knowing that I'm a lawyer. Posted by: Sharkman

Physician, heal thyself!

(as in, get elected to office and push for tort reform.)

We live in terror that Michigan will invade us again and force us to take Detroit, too

Malik Shabbazz whatever the fuck his name is did indeed intend his NBPP nutjobs carry batons to intimidate voters: 

http://tinyurl.com/26hvfg5

Let's see if Stedman jumps all over this as fast as he is jumping in Oakland.  /s

Isn't Philadelphia supposed to be the lard-ass capital of the US? Or is that Houston. Both cities have sports teams that suck, anyway.

Basically it's the idea that higher taxation is reasonable because our government provided people and businesses the framework to make money.

Notice the foregone but unmentioned (false) premise that all things come from government. Sounds like Axelturfing to me.

Let's see if Stedman jumps all over this as fast as he is jumping in Oakland.  /s

Posted by: Marybeth at July 09, 2010 04:04 PM (hBRoa)

Posted by: The Drunken Conservative at July 09, 2010 04:12 PM (EffI7)

Thanks for that, Waterhouse; but I don't think it'll stop anyone. Remember that The Lord Of The Rings trilogy was stuffed to the proverbial rafters with moonbats: Mortenson, Tyler, Astin, etc etc etc. About the only actor in it describable as as a "con" was John Rhys-Davies.

(Sean Astin's assholery ruined not only Sam Gamgee for me, but also Mikey from Goonies. If I meet the bastard there will most definitely be unkind words said.)

I believe that pro sports contracts take the taxes into consideration, sort of like the exchange rate between Canada and the USSA.

Didn't a bunch of NBA players bitch about the Canadian exchange rate right after the Toronto Raptors entered the league?

And some guy left Cleveland for Miami. Um, who wouldn't do that if they had the chance?--Drew M.

Cleveland does for Ohio what Jim Jones did for kids' drinks.--Herr Morgenholz

Ah, Cleveland. One of the few places that a person from Philly can feel superior to.---Luca Brasi

I'd leave Cleveland for Peoria.---Brond.

All of you are just so fucking witty.  Piss off, assholes. 

Miami outdoes us in crime rate, illegal aliens, gang activity and foreign population. It's nickname is "northern Cuba".  As for overall crime nationwide, Detroit holds the top distinction at number one, and Philadelphia is 6th.  Peoria? What is a fucking Peoria?

Don't like Cleveland? Tough shit. We have our own complaints about the cesspools you fine people call home.  New York City especially.  Wonderful places like New Orleans and Chicago vie for the "murder capital" designation year in, year out.

We are the most loyal, dedicated fans in the country. We love our sports teams and we are unashamed of our support.  The Rock-n-Roll Hall of Fame, Severance Hall, and the world-renouned Cleveland Clinic call our city home. 

If you want something to throw snark at, try your own fucking hometowns. I'm sure there's plenty of material.

Fuck lawyers, and their clients.

And I say that knowing that I'm a lawyer. Posted by: Sharkman

Physician, heal thyself!  [Hmmm, I guess I am a Juris DOCTOR.  Heh.]

(as in, get elected to office and push for tort reform.)  Whoa!!  No way, man.  I actually have things in my past that I am embarrassed about, and would prefer not to have those things become public knowledge. 

Since we seem to be close to the end of mankind based on all of our doomsday posts, any one else see Book of Eli or The Road?

Both seem to think that there will be roving bandits of cannibals since food is almost non existent.  Both make you want to stock up on ammo and food.  Oh and shoes.  Shoes are important.  The wear out faster I guess now that the world has ended.

Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2010 04:22 PM (m2CN7)

Eli was good, full of great action and has a really awesome twist at the end. The Road is dark and depressing of course, but all in all not a bad movie. Didn't read the Cormac McCarthy novel, perhaps I should have before seeing it.

Isn't Philadelphia supposed to be the lard-ass capital of the US? Or is that Houston. Both cities have sports teams that suck, anyway.

We have our share of fatties in Philly. I'm one of 'em. Can't stop those 12 ounce curls and cheesteaks. But, generally, the obesity capitals of the US are south of the Mason-Dixon line.

Neck Beard, I don't value my self-worth on the sports teams, either, but an inordinate number of people do. I know it's supposed to be a diversion and entertainment...but did you see the video of the grown men from Cleveland crying over the James thing? Utterly preposterous.

Posted by: The CIty Of Miami at July 09, 2010 04:32 PM (uqo0a)

FIFY

:points and laughs at #65: 

but did you see the video of the grown men from Cleveland crying over the James thing?

Please don't get me started on what Grant Hill did while he was with the Magic. $93M to polish the pine while he rehabbed his ankle, played about half the time, then he bolts for greener pastures and starts playing like an all-star again.

*sniff*

Reposted from the headlines thread: Totally off-topic by now, but I'm pretty sure the missing cat thing in the sidebar is a real series of e-mails. The linked site has a bastardized version of the original with a link to the guy's site at the bottom; if you read some of his other stuff it's obvious he pulls similar stunts on a pretty regular basis. 

Just wanted to make sure somebody saw it.

the Amish?

Posted by: buzzion at July 09, 2010 04:37 PM (oVQFe)

Maybe, but the women are significantly less hot. Trust me.

Posted by: Vic at July 09, 2010 04:39 PM (/jbAw)

Not so much the first... but it destroyed the myth of the invincibility of the RedCoat... and so was one thing which made it possible.

If you want something to throw snark at, try your own fucking hometowns. I'm sure there's plenty of material.

There is- mostly provided by people who settled here after getting the fuck out of Cleveland.

@88

You're welcome. There was nothing like the feeling of having the best player in the league on the worst team at the time. We just wanted to share that feeling. We're generous that way.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 09, 2010 04:06 PM (/h097)

That's what I'm going to be doing all weekend!

I've never been to Cleveland but I got to say if they named taking a shit on someone's chest after you I would assume they had a reason.

Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2010 04:45 PM (m2CN7

lol

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at July 09, 2010 04:47 PM (oL8lS)

How about Corpse-men

Posted by: Ohio at July 09, 2010 04:03 PM (9Sbz+)

Quitcherbitchin! You got Toledo! You got the Mud Hens! You got nothin' to complain about!

>>> "Overhand Cleveland"???

Is that anything like "Monkey Steals Peach"?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 09, 2010 04:59 PM (QMtmy)

Sure.

Down here in Hicktown, Georgia, we call Atlanta "South Detroit".

And some guy left Cleveland for Miami.

Who?

(Maybe it's your cavalier tone or maybe it's just the heat, but I don't know what you're talking about.)

Posted by: Vic at July 09, 2010 04:39 PM (/jbAw)

Same war, different location. The fighting in "Last" occurred in upstate New York near Lake George.

Feel Good Story of the Day: Concealed carry permit holder stops an armed robber

A concealed carry permit holder reportedly used his gun to save himself and a friend from an armed robber.

Polic say that a concealed carry permit holder, who was also a military member who had just returned from an overseas deployment, was sitting in a car with another individual in Mount Auburn, OH.  A robber, who was armed with a gun, reportedly approached the car, threatened the men's lives, and shot one of the men in the arm.  Acting in self defense, the concealed carry permit holder returned fire, hitting the robber in the stomach and causing him to flee, police say.  The suspected robber, as well as the injured victim, were treated for non-life-threatening injuries at a local hospital, according to news reports.

Horrible story of the day, from Drudge.

Backlash?

Backlash?

Nah, just another dem...happened Wednesday.

Posted by: Blazer at July 09, 2010 05:21 PM (t72+4)

Last time I was in Richmond was when I went to Camp Pickett with the Utah National Guard back in the 80's.  Good times...

Open thread!  LetÂ’s party!

GA as a bunch of ignorant rednecks

I went to school in LA, and every liberal crazy who found out I am from Georgia would denigrate and insult us Georgians as racist sisterbangers. I found, in most cases, I am related to more black people than they knew.

Funny how liberals are all for diversity of thought and fighting stereotypes until they aren't.

They've got the 4th Resident Evil movie coming out this year I believe.

Yes.  With Alice.  Again.  And no Leon.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 09, 2010 05:27 PM (QMtmy)

That is definitly worth mentioning too. All in all it was a pro-religion and pro-Christian movie which is a rare animal in Hollywood these days. I kept waiting for the bashing to come all throughout the movie and it didn't. For a bloody action movie it was high on hope and quite uplifting at the same time. Hollywood got this one right for a change.

Denzel Washington is a devout Christian, so I doubt he'd have taken part in any Bible bashing.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 09, 2010 05:28 PM (xxgag)

That is a headline I would expect from Ace.  That's hilarious!

Hollywood got this one right for a change.

I was getting a big "Christianity is the opiate of the masses" vibe from Oldman's character, but it was clear from the ending that wasn't the message. Though religion can be used for power and control (see: Islam), Denzel had a higher purpose in mind.

Bravo.

Earth Abides...Stewart, gave King the idea for the Stand..not too bad, a little dated.

World Made by Hand

Go-Go Girls of the Apocalypse

One Second After---William Forstchen

Down to a Sunless Sea (there are 2 of these, one is nuke war)

Can't think of all the authors, don't feel like going to look.

Headline of the day.

Really? Some reporter was seeing what he could get away with...like a velociraptor testing the fences for weak spots.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 09, 2010 05:14 PM (tgYV0)

Wow, that's the first time I've heard that book referenced since I read it back in high school in the early seventies.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 09, 2010 05:38 PM (tgYV0)

Wow, that's the first time I've heard that book referenced since I read it back in high school in the early seventies.

Maybe that's the book I meant.  Nuclear war, right?

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 09, 2010 05:28 PM (xxgag)

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 09, 2010 05:42 PM (tgYV0)

 I grew up in Dublin, GA.  But the redneckyist place I ever went into was a bar on the outskirts of Saratoga Springs, NY.

Rednecks are everywhere! Gives me a little hope for the next election...they probably won't take to kindly to the government saying their rights don't matter, they are cowards about race, and they have to spread their wealth around.

Can't wait to wade through the Black Panthers on election day. I truly hope I see one.

 If you're really in the mood for hard-core apocalypse movies and don't care how depressing and horrifying they are I recommend Threads and Testament.  Make "The Stand" (especially the lame mini-series) look like a party.

I don't like movies that are too devoid of hope.  That's why I didn't like 28 months later. 

Wow, that's the first time I've heard that book referenced since I read it back in high school in the early seventies.

However, the original 3 book series is still good. I didn't like the ending though but I will not talk about it because other people haven't read it yet.

Yeah I stayed caught up...found Sword of the Lady in the bargain bin for like 6 bucks.

I grew up in Dublin, GA.

You going to the Redneck Games this year???

Hard to believe, but there are gang shootings in Dublin now.

Here's a toubling observation.  My daughter-in-law works all day and watches the news every night.  She's a smart hard working little lady.  When she came in to pick up her daughter, which we babysit, we were watching a Fox News piece on the New Black Panther voter intimidation case.  She was totally unaware of it.  She was shocked when I showed the youtube video of it and the guys racist rant on another occation.

How many more are totally unaware of what's going on in this country thanks to the MFM?

You mean "Wicca: Ain't it Grand" by S.M. Stirling.

Ha Ha!  Yeah that takes a lot of skimming to get past. One thing, I got the impression those Wiccan chicks throw it around pretty casually. So there's that. Plus all the lesbians Stirling seems fascinated with.

I just finished up "Alas, Babylon".  If you haven't read that you'll want to check it out, too.

Loved that book, though I immaturely called it "Alice, Bologna" when I read it in the 7th grade.

189 WBUS,

I dunno I found Threads to be almost as humorous as The Day After WRT survival rates within the Dead Zone of multi-warhead impact areas.

I enjoy the Post-Apoc Genre but the entire notion tends to take a rather unrealistic stance on the matter.  Nuclear War is not "the end" like an off switch, and it would not be something that would have a lot of people who "saw the light" wandering around 15 years later.  Reality is depending on the number of candles lit you'd face between a 40 and 90% reduction in human population with a reversion to 1920s to 1950s tech depending.

There'd be severe secondary mortality as people who are alive only because of the civilization we've built died off.  No drugs generated for a while, dialysis would be hard, transplants would go by the wayside for a good long time.  Not to worry though our betters would be nice and cozy at Mt. Weather living like kings.

217 Blazer,

Quite, say we experienced a limited exchange of maybe 20-50 warheads total......you'd find that rioting may have killed as many as genuine blast effects.

There was a movie with Dezi Arnez jr. on the topic.

216 WBUS,

yeah Threads was a lot more stark than The Day After...I recall a student in myclass freaking out about TDA and my getting sent in the hall for laughing at the showing and saying "the mortality rates are all wrong".....

ah to be 12 again.

221 WUDS,

Heh yeah we call it "2014 the year they make contact with our wallets and doc choice"....

I dunno I grew up next to Wright-Patt....started out afraid and then took solace in the whole "poof" context my armageddon would have taken.

Posted by: CDR M at July 09, 2010 06:09 PM (5I8G0)

I read Alas, Babylon" at thirteen. A tattered copy that I think came from a next door neighbor book swap thing.

Aside from the outdated, (widowed) military wife sketch in it, it did sound like what life in the suburbs would be like, after a huge disaster.

227 Blazer,

I also think that Amerika was a lot more prescient than folks give it credit for....

EMP attack against a weak willed POtUS who waves the white flag rather than face the hard consequences of our lack of readiness....

I also think that Amerika was a lot more prescient than folks give it credit for....

EMP attack against a weak willed POtUS who waves the white flag rather than face the hard consequences of our lack of readiness....

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2010 06:17 PM (kq1lG)

230 WUDS,

that is what I was trying to explain to the teacher(a moonbat) and the girl who was crying, I explained that the entire western half of Ohio was a priority targeting area and that fallout would make survival aboveground anywahere east of Ironton pretty sporty....

I suspect the guys in the mountains would have been okay if they got to the abandoned coal and iron mines but it would have taken a lot of inspired digging and discipline to stay in the holes the whole three-six weeks needed depending on weather and impact patterns.

324 correction *west* of Ironton...

essentially Ohio was pretty much doomed....

you could go quick like WPAFB, or slow like Columbus but you weren't going to weather it well regardless unless you were in the middle south of the state in the hills.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 09, 2010 06:20 PM (Id8Tt)

236 Herr,

come on now we are all a bit touched...add in our proclivity for sarcasm and deadpan that escapes the southern mind and I can see where they think we're "special"......

243 Herr,

Yeah you'll notice that anyone that has read the charts and data is wise enough to state "how many impacts" seperates the knee jerk anti-nuke people from the people who looked at it in a genuine bid for survival....

I think the best area to be in would be the Dakotas away from initial impact areas, the outback in Alaska, texas, NM, and Nevada and some random desert isle in the mid atlantic....SS Minnow here we come

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 09, 2010 06:23 PM (Id8Tt)

237 NJC,

well "Hills" is a bit less wordy than "Ancient Mountains and residual mounds from glacial activity"....

but I digress

I think the best area to be in would be the Dakotas away from initial impact areas, the outback in Alaska, texas, NM, and Nevada and some random desert isle in the mid atlantic....SS Minnow here we come

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2010 06:26 PM (kq1lG)

The second, pure snark between the states starts here, now.

254,

Silos and air bases....the area IS BIG also the wind patterns and lack of credible tactical and operational killzones means that if you were say 45-125 miles away from a silo/base and prepared you'd be whistling dixie so long as you had:

a) a doctor

b) a machinist

c) an electrician

d)a shop

e)an ammo press, materials, and the gun nuts to use them

f) a farmer who wouldn't want to blow his brains out at the amount of hard work he had ahead of him

g) a veternarian

h)a plumber

i) a carpenter

etc etc

Herr, I live in the failed state of Mexicalifornia.

Missed me by a thousand miles, boy.

Damnation Alley was postapocalyptastic! George Pappard and company riging through the wastelands, heading for Albany, N.Y.

Turns out the postapocalyptic wasteland was just Schenectady.

(Ba-da-bum, tssssssh!)

258 Heather Radish,

indeed....I grasped starting at about ten that the way to go in an exchange is quick and with a smile....

at least you'd have a grand exit y'know?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 09, 2010 06:32 PM (Id8Tt)

266 Blazer,

now enjoy the buffet and bar and remember watch your lanes

Posted by: Vic at July 09, 2010 06:36 PM (/jbAw)

272 Blazer,

The SCUD is sort of like a smart bomb, you fire it out of your trunk and then go turn on CNN to find out what you hit....

Posted by: gator at July 09, 2010 06:41 PM (aOKEC)

273 Herr,

PRESENT!

any of you other AirBase babies remember the nuke guys wearing their gallows humor T-shirts to BBQs and picnics...?

I'll never forget the "Now It's Miller Time!" with a mushroom cloud ones.

278 Vic,

yeah the lake is reclaiming the city....pretty funny stuff.....

we need to elect more of the party that ran that fine town for so long to positions of power....

if you look at "Rainbow Six" as a recipe book

281 Gator,

remember the M$M swooning over her arms?

someone replied to "these are the arms of a..." bit at hot air with "blacksmith"

ah the heady days of early '09 when we could only guess how much fun Bury and Worf'd be....

Just saw where The Wookie is going to visit the oil spill.

She could jump in and sop up a good bit of it.

289 NJC,

I tend to steer clear of moonbats and their stomping grounds OTOH I spent enough time in the Franklin Mountains and The Canuckian Rockies to keep my perpective....

remember the M$M swooning over her arms?

Yeah, I remember this afternoon. Somewhere, some lib MFM is doing it...I just know it.

296,

someone must have detected their Q-rating going down...

Blazer at July 09, 2010 06:51 PM

Linky?

Linky?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 09, 2010 06:54 PM (yQWNf)

301 Vic,

yeah Canada is beautiful and if Ogabe goes full Mugabe it is where I'll likely go.....that or brazil

yeah Canada is beautiful and if Ogabe goes full Mugabe it is where I'll likely go.....that or brazil

How about Upper Peninsula Michigan??? Beautiful place.

Rednecks are everywhere!

Present!

305 Gator....

yup wife and I love Sl St. Marie but if I ever have to use my bugout bag it'll be to get out of dodge not stay anywhere near the viper can bite.

Bill O'Shamrock and Newt and a few other "GOP Icons" are finally fessing up to Barry's radical bones but are still pretending he is a EUro $ociali$t, I hope they're right but I look at how chummy Bury is with "Chavez the clown" and am very wary....

note not advocating Gotterbamsterung, advocating wanton slaughter, or anything like that....just saying if the US is ever remade into a socialist shithole why not go to better scenery and a more mature and lazy version?

311 PoP,

conspiracy hat on....

HotAir is reporting that Giggles was negotiating the swap prior to letting the Ginger humints get arrested.....

Ginger and the illegals were charged with infiltrating US policy circles and were in a position to launder Russian Mafia cash.....

wonder how many throw away pre-paid debit cards Ivan could buy with that drug, whore, and fraud money?

How about Upper Peninsula Michigan??? Beautiful place.

Posted by: gator at July 09, 2010 06:59 PM (aOKEC)

Oh yeah, lovely place. *rolls eyes*

313,

we've got an app for that.....

Just saw where The Wookie is going to visit the oil spill.

I can't wait for the preachy sermon she's going to spew at us.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 07:09 PM (c0A3e)

315 Kratos,

own both seasons...and yeah it was moonbat pablum after about episode 12.

316,

finally I can feel proud of my remote control....

I refuse to watch The Wookie anymore!

Yes....I know....I'm a Racist!

322 Herr,

I do tax prep as a hobby/sideline.....

a lot of Ogabsters are about to get a rude awakening....feel like a kid at Xmas.

-->HotAir is reporting that Giggles was negotiating the swap prior to letting the Ginger humints get arrested.....

Fox just said that the "swap deal" was wrapped up two weeks before the arrests, or something like that.

-->Ginger and the illegals were charged with infiltrating US policy circles and were in a position to launder Russian Mafia cash.....

-->wonder how many throw away pre-paid debit cards Ivan could buy with that drug, whore, and fraud money?

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2010 07:07 PM (kq1lG)

The joke's on them, as the dollar is getting taken apart, anyway

But, I still don't get this fantasy of a "spy swap".  They are trying to make it sound as if we had agents over there who got arrested, but that is a lie.  There are no American agents in custody in Russia.  It's just amazing how the MFM is ignoring this little detail. ... yes ... I know that they are just doing more of the outrageous shit they've been doing ...

327 PoP,

think of it as more a Freeudian slip on the M$M's part....

in their world if you are a dissident against radical leftist agenda YOU MUST be a spy....think "Kulaks and Wreckers"....

Duranty was the baseline not an anomaly.

Just saw where The Wookie is going to visit the oil spill.

Hypocrites are so entertaining.

Posted by: Fish at July 09, 2010 07:15 PM (v1gw3)

332,

I hear since Billy Mays went to the great market in the sky(PBUH), Shameez is looking for new barker.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 09, 2010 07:21 PM (M9BNu)

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 09, 2010 07:22 PM (tgYV0)

Anybody see that Psyco who works at The Nation, filling in for Rachel "The Boy Madcow"?

His premise was Oil is destroying the Planet so we must pass Cap & Trade! Never mind that Cap & Trade has little to do with Oil.

It is amazing how stupid these people think we are!

349 Blazer,

Jericho is the only series I have ever actively wished for the lead character to get killed that I watched regularly....

it is not that jake was so bad, it is not that Skeet Ulrich gives me Hayden Christensen like instarage it was just he was so fabulously stupid and gave such bad advice non-stop....

"everything I need to know about catastrophic survival I learned from Jericho" would be a small alt.rec group y'know?

You know Michelle, that weasel Rahm always tries to touch my bootie, 

I was just trying to walk past you in the hall, ya fucking Yeti.

Posted by: Ballo at July 09, 2010 07:31 PM (7aNei)

I prefer two dykes getting it on with Pink Pocket Rockets dressed as librarians and cheerleaders.

Desperate Radiation Poisoned Housewives

Followed by "Gray Anatomy".

@ 369

No....but I can Vannah White her Cheeseburger? 

"Jeopardy" is running Kid's Week. Might be able to answer some of these questions. Unfortunately for the two white kids playing tonight, the other contestant is Indian or Paki or whatever.

I liked Hill Street Blues when it first came out, but they even ruined it.

Is there anything that they haven't ruined?  They can't stop the programs while people still like them.  No, they have to keep pumping them out until everybody hates them and are happy to see them die, already.

@378

How many years do you think it will be till we find out that Bamster like Boys?

LOL, we didn't get our first TV until the 50s.

And you lived??? At least you had your cell phone.

One of the main keys to the success of Seinfeld was their conscious concerted effort to not be preachy.

Amen.  BTW, they shouldn't have killed off Susan.  I think a married (henpecked) George would have been hysterical.

How many years do you think it will be till we find out that Bamster like Boys?

Posted by: Jimi at July 09, 2010 07:42 PM (fqxV7)

Posted by: Vic at July 09, 2010 07:41 PM (/jbAw)

Our first TV was a 10" Philco purchased in 1947.  It was the neighborhood entertainment, and we anxiously awaited the Howdy Doody show at 4pm.  The big night was Sunday, with the Texaco Hour with Milton Berle or the Ed Sullivan Show.  By today's standards, they were uneventful because there was no foul language or innuendo. 

@389

Have you seen the Larry Sinclair video yet? Pretty convincing...but since I haven't heard a peep from anyone else...I can't call it!.......YET!

How many years do you think it will be till we find out that Bamster like Boys?

He'll be America's Yasser Arafat.

@393

Wookies are good protection!

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 09, 2010 07:51 PM (nJ+P3)

But she is a Zulu Princess from Zamunda.

Our first TV was a 10" Philco purchased in 1947.  It was the neighborhood entertainment, and we anxiously awaited the Howdy Doody show at 4pm.  The big night was Sunday, with the Texaco Hour with Milton Berle or the Ed Sullivan Show.  By today's standards, they were uneventful because there was no foul language or innuendo. 

So you were born around 1940-1942 or so?  What was your first car?  Feel free to lie and tell us it was something cooler than it was, especially if you had something lame like a hybrid or a Japanese sub-compact :p

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 09, 2010 07:51 PM (nJ+P3)

But she is a Zulu Princess from Zamunda.

I'M BEING SERIOUS!

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 09, 2010 07:51 PM (nJ+P3)

But she is a Zulu Princess from Zamunda.

Posted by: Fish at July 09, 2010 07:53 PM (v1gw3)

And I'm the king of Zamunda.

@401

Go watch the Larry Sinclair video, and maybe that will explain it!  

If you ignore the narrative that she was born a po' black child and rose up through hard work and determination, you see her family was wrapped up in the Dem Machine in Chicago. Plus, she hated America just as much as the Chi-Kenyan.

@406

Ill Tempered has it right.....The marriage was for Street Credit!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 09, 2010 07:57 PM (Id8Tt)

It was an 8 with a wimpy two-barrel, but power glide transmission was bitchin', especially on dates.

An 82-year-old man shoots one of two illegal alien car theft ring members in the face and is charged with multiple felonies. The illegals are not charged.

"Legal analyst Dan Recht said he believes the Jefferson County District Attorney is “seriously overcharging” a Wheat Ridge homeowner, accused of attempted first degree murder for shooting at two thieves.

82-year-old Robert Wallace said he fired two shots at two men when they tried to run him over while stealing his flatbed trailer.

Wallace now faces twelve felony counts, including four counts of attempted first degree murder, for what he described as an act of defending his property and his life. If convicted, he could spend the rest of his life in prison.

One of the thieves, Damacio Torres later admitted to the theft. He and his partner in crime, Alvara Cardano both have prior arrest records and are believed to be in the country illegally.

But they are not facing any charges."

http://bit.ly/bkjN5S

He has a history of being a condescending idiot.

http://bit.ly/cqycax

And Jefferson County D.A. Scott Storey is up for re-election.

http://bit.ly/czyRxn

If you ignore the narrative that she was born a po' black child and rose up through hard work and determination, you see her family was wrapped up in the Dem Machine in Chicago. Plus, she hated America just as much as the Chi-Kenyan.

Posted by: gator at July 09, 2010 07:59 PM (aOKEC)

It was an 8 with a wimpy two-barrel, but power glide transmission was bitchin', especially on dates.

Posted by: Fish at July 09, 2010 08:00 PM (v1gw3)

Yeah, there's nothing like crawling under your car at the side of the road to impress your date.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2010 07:59 PM (9Lm5R)

So true, but by all means stay on the lawn and let me introduce you to my secret weapon............lawn sprinklers, good for pesky salesmen and religious proselytizers.

Posted by: Fish at July 09, 2010 08:00 PM (v1gw3)

Heh.  Just fuckin witcha.

My first car was a faded, dull yellow '74 Pinto.

I knew i had to keep my foot hard on the gas, so I never got hit from the side or back.

@421

That's because Lib Chicks can't deal with reality, and must date people who are soft....

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 09, 2010 08:03 PM (nJ+P3)

HeatherRadish, ah now that makes sense.  I couldn't believe she was the "best" he could get.  Not that I'm at all attracted to the little weasel, but so many liberal chicks are.

I bet she loved beating him at arm wrestling and feeling the warm embrace of his ears.

Posted by: Vic at July 09, 2010 08:04 PM (/jbAw)

You know, that still works for me. They elected him. Just as I feel that California needs to be held responsible for the political idiocy that comes from this state, so should the taxpayers of Golden, Co.

@430

Don't know if you have ever been to Golden, but trust me...they support putting the guy in jail shooting an Illegal...he gonna win re-election!

*white lady on the left who mouths "I love you"*

Holy shit. It's that bad. Donald Sutherlin's got nothing on that chick. Jeezus Christ, I feel like Dustin Hoffman in "Outbreak" when he found out the monkey was loose.

We're all fucked unless we're willing to crack a lot of heads.

Don't know if you have ever been to Golden, but trust me...they support putting the guy in jail shooting an Illegal...he gonna win re-election!

Posted by: Jimi at July 09, 2010 08:11 PM (fqxV7)

Awww... CRAP!

@433

I have been waiting to Crack some Skulls since Fall 2008.......What's the hold up people...Let's get it on!

On a side note, I'd suck the farts out of Dana Perino's couch cushions.

Damn, she's beautiful. Smart, conservative, and damn fine is a great way to go through life, Dana.

It was a '50 Oldsmobile Club Coupe purchased in '54 for $450 which was a lot of money. 

Just Googled it; nice looking car.

Jim in San Diego...

Every time I see your nic, I think of Jim the Realtor, who has put many videos of the greater San Diego area online.

Even if you are not him, could you do the tiny urls for a vintage Jim the Realtor on for the morons? One of the early ones would do nicely.

On a side note, I'd suck the farts out of Dana Perino's couch cushions.

Damn, she's beautiful. Smart, conservative, and damn fine is a great way to go through life, Dana.

Posted by: gator at July 09, 2010 08:14 PM (aOKEC)

Even if you are not him, could you do the tiny urls for a vintage Jim the Realtor on for the morons? One of the early ones would do nicely.

Posted by: Who Knows at July 09, 2010 08:17 PM (7FgWm)

That's not me, and I don't know who he is.

Are his old commercials that good? I'll have to look for them.

My first car was a beat up 1978 Mazda GLC that I bought in 1987 from a guy who just wanted to get rid of it for $50.  Top speed was about 80mph with a tailwind and a slight downhill grade.

I used chicken wire in place of the non-existant grill, it had no door liner, and being rear wheel drive, small, and a manual, it absolutely sucked in the Winter.

It was an 8 with a wimpy two-barrel, but power glide transmission

I don't think the Olds used a Power Glide. How about a Hydra Matic?

Posted by: CDR M at July 09, 2010 08:20 PM (5I8G0)

Who Knows, you mean this guy?

http://bit.ly/b43ymx

I think those are his outtakes.

Pussy. Wagon.

Game over, man, game over!

or

Get your filthy bullets out of me, you damned dirty ape.

Get your filthy bullets out of me, you damned dirty ape.

Posted by: Dude from Aliens at July 09, 2010 08:29 PM (aOKEC)

@138: "The Road, on the other hand, is excellent if you're in the mood for something so bleak and depressing it makes you want to go hang yourself midway through the movie.  As with the book, it is utterly, one hundred percent bleak and hopeless from beginning to end.  Everyone is going to starve to death and there is not a glimmer of hope for any kind of future anywhere in sight.  The blackest vision of anything I have ever seen or read.  I loved it."

Wait'll you get a load of me.

I don't think the Olds used a Power Glide. How about a Hydra Matic?

Posted by: Ronster at July 09, 2010 08:23 PM (nnNfA)

You are probably correct, as my memory has faded over the sixty year span, with the exception of the night I attempted to diddle little Suzie Finsterwald in the drive-in movie. 

 the night I attempted to diddle little Suzie Finsterwald in the drive-in movie

Hence the monicker, Fish?

It was a '50 Oldsmobile Club Coupe purchased in '54 for $450 which was a lot of money. 

Just Googled it; nice looking car.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 09, 2010 08:16 PM (plsiE)

Holy shit.  I'd sell Blazer to have that car.

the night I attempted to diddle little Suzie Finsterwald in the drive-in

I cannot fault you. Best to remember the good stuff.

Posted by: Vic at July 09, 2010 08:34 PM (/jbAw)

Stocked up on Mylanta, brother?

_{I keed...}

Hence the monicker, Fish?

Posted by: gator at July 09, 2010 08:34 PM (aOKEC)

You will note the attempted comment,  meaning full rebuff at my attempt at penile/vaginal contact, only to be rewarded with my first blowjob.  Thank  you Suzie, you little Jewish vamp.

Thank you, Jim, that is what I was thinking of.

Holy shit.  I'd sell Blazer to have that car.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 09, 2010 08:36 PM (Id8Tt)

Posted by: Skookumchuk at July 09, 2010 08:39 PM (btzPD)

Hell, it's a miracle you remember.

How ya been Skooks?

Posted by: Blazer at July 09, 2010 08:41 PM (t72+4)

God willing, I'll have one just like that in February.

Thank  you Suzie, you little Jewish vamp.

We all remember our first....thanks, sis.

We all remember our first....thanks, sis.

Posted by: gator at July 09, 2010 08:43 PM (aOKEC)

Agreed.  Thanks, gator's sis.

What?

You want a boy just like Blazer, Herr?

Get yer loins girded, I can't see that he would have been an easy child to have.

He did turn out fine.

Agreed.  Thanks, gator's sis.

I have five sisters, and that scenario is oh so possible with all of those slutty bitches.

BUT, I was referring to my first girlfriend, Sissy McDaniels.

Agreed.  Thanks, gator's sis.

What?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 09, 2010 08:44 PM (Id8Tt)

She made me buy her two bottles of MD 20/20 before she would blow me.

I see you got her before her "Terrible Teens".

 '69 chevelle 4bolt main 4 bbl

Now we're talk'in. Which engine?

I see you got her before her "Terrible Teens".

Now that's funny or sad. I don't know which.

 Let me be the first on this thread to wish Brian Dennehy a very happy 72nd birthday.

First car: '65 Mustang, candy apple red with metallic flake, white interior with black carpet, dropped in a 351 Windsor because I had a death wish. Lifted the back a skosh.

Good thing that carpet was black, because it is riddled with pubes. Thank you, peach fields.

Posted by: theBman at July 09, 2010 08:55 PM (Ub8OU)

It seems the queen of the Netherlands is trying to keep Geert Wilders from being part of a coalition government:

Was Little Green Shitballs consulted before the decision?

"Things are so bad there was a blind prostitute working the streets outside... you really have to hand it to her."

Yes. I heard that. He told it a couple times to make sure the slow ones got it.

Nigaila Gibbs, 20, Has Had Two Clients A Day, Four Days A Week For Several Years

Goody Two Shoes.

Yes. I heard that. He told it a couple times to make sure the slow ones got it.

Posted by: Ronster at July 09, 2010 09:08 PM (nnNfA)

Wait, I don't get it.

Wait, I don't get it.

No, but she does!  Ha!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2010 09:13 PM (UOM4

Wait, I don't get it.

You are pulling my leg, no?

I can see that since I've been gone, you morons have been behaving like asswipes as usual.

It's all Blazer's fault.  He made us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2010 09:15 PM (UOM4

her ass has two Congressmen?

she fell off all four sides of the bed at the same time?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 09, 2010 09:22 PM (M9BNu)

when Manchelle Obama saw her, she said, "Holy shit, that's a big bitch!"

@ Jane D'oh

Glad all is well. Bless him and his parents.

Congrats on your son, Jane. As always, thanks to your family for the sacrifice.

Back to Iranian monkey soldiers....

Posted by: gator at July 09, 2010 09:17 PM (aOKEC)

I know that chick, that's Robert Gibbs sister. 

First the monkeys, then the goats. 

You can have my goat when you pry it from my dead, cold penis.

Posted by: Blazer at July 09, 2010 09:35 PM (t72+4)

AVG tells me that site is unsafe. What are you trying to do to my computer?

Last time I was in Richmond was when I went to Camp Pickett with the Utah National Guard back in the 80's.  Good times...

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent - pissing on communist since the 70's at July 09, 2010 05:25 PM (YVZlY)

I used to live in Kenbridge, only ten miles from Blackstone.

Posted by: Blazer at July 09, 2010 09:35 PM (t72+4)

AVG tells me that site is unsafe. What are you trying to do to my computer?

Posted by: Ronster at July 09, 2010 09:39 PM (nnNfA)

Jeez, you guys need to relax your fire walls a bit

I've been bitten by the shitware more than once so I'm extra careful. Kinda like I don't want to play with the AIDS virus.

I tried for a smiley but too damn stupid to pull it off.

So.... this scottish ale I made is kicking my ass, but I am saving the last mini-keg for tomorrow.  I am going to miss this brew.

I hear you. Made an Imperial IPA that puts your dick in the dirt, and only have one TAD tank left, can't find enough guys to try and drink it, we're afraid of waking up with Tyson's tiger in the room.

 still need to bottle tonight, already added priming sugar and sterilized the cans and bottles. 

I have an ale in secondary I can't bottle because I can't get done with the IPA batch. Plus I'm lazy--bottling is a pain in the ass. I'm thinking of going to a tap system but man I drink too much as it is!

@117, "Ohio's artists must leave Ohio. Ohio kills her artists."

--William Dean Howells

135 Buzzion, western Ohio is geographically Indiana, except for NW, which is of course Michigan. NE is geologically part of Pennsylvania, SW is Kentucky--you see where I'm going here. By the time you get done attaching the parts of Ohio to the regions they belong to, there's nothing left.