May 07, 2010

Friday! Mark Twain Edition
— LauraW

Something kind of awesome found over at S. Weasel's comments.

Check it out today if you have a few moments. It's an interview of Samuel Clemens by Rudyard Kipling.

Not all that long, and pretty nifty if you're into that sort of thing.

Posted by: LauraW at 05:32 AM | Comments (81)
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1 i won't say it

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 07, 2010 05:34 AM (ucxC/)

2

Today's stockmarket: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...................!

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at May 07, 2010 05:35 AM (YVZlY)

3 http://tinyurl.com/2cxa7mr

New high-tech screener triggered fight over manhood insult

Posted by: Ludicrous Speed at May 07, 2010 05:36 AM (zqzYV)

4 Must see the picture. SHE'S NOW A MAN... http://drudge.tw/bWtkDk

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at May 07, 2010 05:37 AM (YVZlY)

5 AoSHQ:  Come for the granny pr0n, stay for the literary giants' interviews.

Posted by: EC at May 07, 2010 05:39 AM (mAhn3)

6 She was such a cute kid.  Funny thing is that Sonny accepted and loved her for who she was, and Cher did not. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 07, 2010 05:41 AM (yQWNf)

7 well played on the Kipling interview

Posted by: eddiebear at May 07, 2010 05:43 AM (jhm6m)

8 The part where Twain discusses copyright law/ intellectual property was wonderful. We're still discussing that stuff today.

Posted by: lauraw at May 07, 2010 05:43 AM (ilImR)

9 Sadly, modern England considers Kipling an embarrassment.

Posted by: Mal at May 07, 2010 05:44 AM (Z+qzA)

10 I've always wondered about those people who change from women to men....do they suddenly get a sense of accountability and reason and immediately lose the ability to find things and notice detail? Just curious.

Posted by: dagny at May 07, 2010 05:45 AM (irmo5)

11
Anybody have any Dramamine?

Posted by: The Stock Market at May 07, 2010 05:45 AM (E5V01)

12 PREDICTION: JaMarcus Russel will sign with the Washington Redskin and they will declare him "Too big to fail"

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at May 07, 2010 05:45 AM (YVZlY)

13 LauraW, are you reading? I am trying desperately to reach anyone who can help me with something here...are you reading?

Posted by: Who Knows at May 07, 2010 05:48 AM (7FgWm)

14 8 The part where Twain discusses copyright law/ intellectual property was wonderful. We're still discussing that stuff today.

"No law can make a book live or cause it to die before the appointed time."

Too bad Internet pron wasn't around to be included in the discussion.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 07, 2010 05:48 AM (9hSKh)

15 4 Must see the picture. SHE'S NOW A MAN... http://drudge.tw/bWtkDk

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at May 07, 2010 09:37 AM (YVZlY)

That definitely looks like a made man, d'ya know wut I mean? Fuggetabowtit.

Posted by: ontherocks at May 07, 2010 05:48 AM (HBqDo)

16
UK elections:
Left-wingers won't let go of power, (gosh - where have we heard this before?)
and the conservatives kinda screwed up and stuff. (gosh, where have we heard this before?)


Still, looks like Britain is screwed.  The uber libs and the neo-uber-libs are gonna join hands and take Britain off the socialist cliff together. weeee.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at May 07, 2010 05:49 AM (0fzsA)

17 4, 154 - that is NOT a man, that is a surgically-mutilated lesbian.

Posted by: Bulldyke McAmbulancedriver at May 07, 2010 05:52 AM (qDbMQ)

18 What's up, Who Knows?

Posted by: lauraw at May 07, 2010 05:52 AM (ilImR)

19 Funny thing is that Sonny accepted and loved her for who she was, and Cher did not.

Nothing funny about it, really.  To me, libtard crusaders for social "justice" always ooze that "The lady doth protest too much, methinks" vibe.

Shakespeare wrote that line over 400 years ago, and I bet the understanding was ancient even to him.

Posted by: MikeO at May 07, 2010 05:53 AM (lBmZl)

20

Must see the picture. SHE'S NOW A MAN... http://drudge.tw/bWtkDk

Why?? Just why??

*sobs*

 

 

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 07, 2010 05:54 AM (pLTLS)

21

Hey! Need help to get something removed from another post...can you help?

Thank you

Posted by: Who Knows at May 07, 2010 05:54 AM (7FgWm)

22 Hump-girl descends from her cage home on Mt Olympus to mingle with the normals mortals.  Welcome!

Nothing funny about it, really.  To me, libtard crusaders for social "justice" always ooze that "The lady doth protest too much, methinks" vibe.

Agreed.  They wish to use the force of gov't to atone for their own sins and shortcomings.  Easier to do that than fix themselves, no?


Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 07, 2010 06:01 AM (9hSKh)

23 Which post? Which comment?

Posted by: lauraw at May 07, 2010 06:03 AM (ilImR)

24
No one names their kids Rudyard anymore.


Posted by: Lemon Kitten at May 07, 2010 06:04 AM (0fzsA)

25

Laura,not on this one, the overnight thread...couldn't reach anyone else. i don't want to draw anymore attention to it by putting it out here again.

Is it possible to help with that?

Posted by: Who Knows at May 07, 2010 06:06 AM (7FgWm)

26 Email the Ace tips address, Who Knows, and ask there about getting the comment removed. It'll probably be quicker if you've include a direct link to the comment (click on its number).

Posted by: andycanuck at May 07, 2010 06:06 AM (WBIMn)

27 The Mark Twain house in Hartford, CT is worth a visit too.

Posted by: Beppo at May 07, 2010 06:07 AM (bJQm3)

28 email me.

laura w tips AT g mail Doot Coom

Posted by: lauraw at May 07, 2010 06:07 AM (ilImR)

29 I did . No luck there, but thanks andycanuck.

Posted by: Who Knows at May 07, 2010 06:07 AM (7FgWm)

30 When Obama looks like he will be running against Romney or Palin he doesn't have to worry too much

Posted by: Bill C at May 07, 2010 06:08 AM (I+7Zv)

31 Oh. LauraW is reading the thread.

Well, that's okay, I suppose, it's not like she's Ace and would get into trouble for reading the comments.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 07, 2010 06:08 AM (WBIMn)

32 Spaced like that, Laura?

Posted by: Who Knows at May 07, 2010 06:09 AM (7FgWm)

33 Who Knows, I'd suggest you e-mail one of the cobloggers and continue this in private. Their e-mail addresses are under their posts.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 07, 2010 06:10 AM (9hSKh)

34 There's a thousand comments on the overnight thread. You should email me the specific comment link at the above email addy because there's no way I can wade through all that this morning!

Posted by: lauraw at May 07, 2010 06:10 AM (ilImR)

35 Heh.  Humpy gettin' all highbrow an' literary an' shit.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 07, 2010 06:12 AM (1fanL)

36 No, remove all the spaces and use standard gmail format.

Posted by: lauraw at May 07, 2010 06:13 AM (ilImR)

37 Must see the picture. SHE'S NOW A MAN...

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at May 07, 2010 09:37 AM (YVZlY)

Know who the big loser is in this whole mess?  Santa Monica hookers.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 07, 2010 06:13 AM (1fanL)

38 No, Who Knows.

Replace the AT with a @ and have it end in .com with it all typed as one word without spaces. (It's to stop spammers from copying e-addresses to spam.)

samplespacing@gmail.com

Posted by: andycanuck at May 07, 2010 06:13 AM (WBIMn)

39 Thanks LW, and a fine good morning to you.

Posted by: Mr. Chumpo at May 07, 2010 06:14 AM (dDysH)

40 So, Chastity Bono was constructed as a female, but wired as a male. She/he must have been miserable. Glad he is repaired now.

Posted by: eman at May 07, 2010 06:15 AM (ONBbr)

41 Always really liked Twain. Lived in Hartford and drove by his old pad all the time. Never have taken the tour though. That will be corrected this Summer.

Posted by: lauraw at May 07, 2010 06:16 AM (ilImR)

42 Twain just went back to Halley's Comet.

Posted by: eman at May 07, 2010 06:18 AM (ONBbr)

43 4 Must see the picture. SHE'S NOW A MAN... http://drudge.tw/bWtkDk

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at May 07, 2010 09:37 AM (YVZlY)

Remember Sonny and Cher used to bring her out on stage, she was adorable...what happened?

 

 

 

Posted by: dananjcon at May 07, 2010 06:19 AM (pr+up)

44

I just love how the lamestream media spins bad news. Remember how the stock crashes of 1987 and 2001 were doom for the Republicans?

"The Dow experienced its largest intraday loss in history -- plunging almost 1,000 points -- as a trading error sparked a massive selloff."

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 07, 2010 06:19 AM (tH7KR)

45 Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead.

--- Mark Twain

Posted by: Mjim at May 07, 2010 06:19 AM (V8B//)

46 Hmmm. Maybe I should read Huckleberry Finn again. It's been forty years.

Posted by: eman at May 07, 2010 06:22 AM (ONBbr)

47

 Must see the picture. SHE'S NOW A MAN... http://drudge.tw/bWtkDk

It's a man, baby!

Posted by: Austin Powers at May 07, 2010 06:22 AM (LKkE8)

48 I was reading Kipling last night. Female of the Species, to be exact.

Posted by: Who Knows at May 07, 2010 06:23 AM (7FgWm)

49 I miss touching myself, but it's better this way.

Posted by: Chaz at May 07, 2010 06:24 AM (ONBbr)

50 49
I miss touching now yank myself, but it's better this way.

Posted by: Chaz at May 07, 2010 10:24 AM (ONBbr)

FIFY

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at May 07, 2010 06:27 AM (YVZlY)

51

Chaz...looks like the tree hit him.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at May 07, 2010 06:29 AM (pr+up)

52 This is harsh, but one has to think that Sono Bono is better off being six feet under at this point.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 07, 2010 06:30 AM (pLTLS)

53 I hope this General's info is incorrect, as seen on Carl in Jerusalem's site.

Former US General Warns of Chemical Attacks against Israel
(Pajamas Media interview)

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 07, 2010 06:31 AM (9hSKh)

54 In Greece people retire at age 53. In the US Obama wants to raise our retirement age to 70 and give our money to Greece. WTF?

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at May 07, 2010 06:31 AM (YVZlY)

55 If Twain were alive, he'd hate your knuckleheaded, bible-thumping, reflexively uncritical nativism.

He'd hate your guts.

Posted by: You'll always have Ricard Nixon for a hero at May 07, 2010 06:32 AM (hXTix)

56 And the global markets continue to fall... I guess someone keeps hitting the wrong button.

Posted by: Mjim at May 07, 2010 06:35 AM (V8B//)

57

I don't remenber reading any of the classics...and Shakespeare, my head hurts thinking just about it. Chaucer (sp) rings a vague bell. Does James and the Giant Peach count? Its sad...really, eh...Hi-school in the 80's.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at May 07, 2010 06:35 AM (pr+up)

58 #30

Neither Romney nor Palin will be the GOP candidate in 2012.

Romney is Mr. Mandated Healthcare - DOA

Palin endorsed McCain and Fiorina (an affirmative-action feminist-equalist playing kissy face with Jesse Jackson - barfariffic!) - questionable judgement.

Possibilities: Mike Pence, John Thune, Jim DeMint (how I wish), Bobby Jindal (he could still make a comeback.)


Posted by: JB at May 07, 2010 06:39 AM (arkzF)

59 Posted by: You'll always have Ricard Nixon for a hero at May 07, 2010 10:32 AM (hXTix)

Nixon wasn't a conservative, dipshit.

Posted by: Mal at May 07, 2010 06:42 AM (Z+qzA)

60 Nixon wasn't a conservative, dipshit.

Posted by: Mal at May 07, 2010 10:42 AM (Z+qzA)

Nixon and Bush.  Two of the most liberal Republican Presidents, but to hear liberals talk, they're Evil Incarnate.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 07, 2010 06:46 AM (1fanL)

61

Twain, though, did manage to become a major PITA in his later years. You might say modern smart-ass collegianism is a bad cross between aping his attitudes and those of Hemingway. But it is definitely aping.

I'm unaware of his position on the Nixon question.

Posted by: comatus at May 07, 2010 06:48 AM (/VEEI)

62 Suck my dick, commie assholes.

Posted by: Charlotte Bronte at May 07, 2010 06:55 AM (ilImR)

63 I'm really fuckin' sick of how all these liberal jerks think of me as the first hippy.

Posted by: Henry David Thoreau at May 07, 2010 07:11 AM (ilImR)

64 Posted by: You'll always have Ricard Nixon for a hero at May 07, 2010 10:32 AM (hXTix)

Clemens was certainly no conservative.

Yet, one thing that distinguishes conservatives from leftists is that we can read and admire the literature of Clemens on the merits, despite his handicap of leftist thought. A leftist will dismiss an author out of hand when their political views aren't exactly in lock step.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2010 07:24 AM (ZSVyF)

65

A literary god known for using his longhorn to mark twain and then some.  You know, all it really takes is a moustachio like that to pull some serious wool.  Just ask Sam Bigbone Elliott.

Posted by: Compos Longhorn Mentis at May 07, 2010 07:25 AM (gj9Sj)

66 John Bolton must be a literary genius.

Posted by: pajama momma at May 07, 2010 07:40 AM (fo4Wl)

67
Immediately after that very interview Mark Twain's moustache ass raped Kipling's moustache repeatedly.  It was quite a scandal and Twain's honorary degree was taken away and given to a small boy with a beautiful costrato speaking voice.  Sadly,  the young lad could not carry a tune and later committed suicide by what the British press referred to as "a means too revolting and lewd to describe in these pages."

All true.  Look it up.

Posted by: Dang at May 07, 2010 07:41 AM (UA4gE)

68 The part where Twain discusses copyright law/ intellectual property was wonderful. We're still discussing that stuff today.

Indeed, and I thank you for the link, Laura W.  Huck Finn is still causing controversy, as some schools ban it due to use of the n-word, even though it is deployed in one of the most anti-slavery novels ever written.

It amazes me how literate people were in this generation; although his comments were tidied, I'm sure, to hear Twain speak so cogently and wisely off the top of his head is humbling.

Such a sad life he led at the end, and with no faith to comfort him.  But truly the best writer America has produced.

Posted by: Filly at May 07, 2010 08:24 AM (dSJW9)

69

Suck my dick, commie assholes.

Prithee, Ipay head to my words this morn'.  Do not forsaketh the inestimable power of the grape, indeed if one wishes to find solace and comfort in the bosom of one of such hideous visage as Charlotte Bronte.

Jus' sayin'

Posted by: W. Shakespeare at May 07, 2010 08:41 AM (1RxFh)

70

If you read nothing else of Twain read A Tramp Abroad and his autobiography.  The novels are classics but he really was best as an essayist.

Clemens, speaking of Kipling:  "Together we encompass all knowledge.  Kipling knows everything worth knowing and I know all the rest."

Posted by: Gilded Splinters at May 07, 2010 09:01 AM (rSR+H)

71 For those wondering why some of us idolize Kipling, please read "Kim"  and "The Jungle Book".  Jungle Book is far from the Disney cartoon version.  I always thought there should be a second novel with Kim as a grown man playing "the great game".

Posted by: Gilded Splinters at May 07, 2010 09:25 AM (rSR+H)

72 2 dead white males yakking? How does that help my children?

Posted by: Comrade not-a-raaaaaacist at May 07, 2010 09:55 AM (4Irul)

73 Kipling, at 23 years old, interviewing Twain,(Clemens) and tryng to figure out how to steal his pipe! Priceless!!! It was like reading Mr. Twain himself!

Posted by: JDFALCON IN VEGAS at May 07, 2010 10:19 AM (jHBnk)

74 Haven't read all that much Twain but Life on the Mississippi sticks on my mind. Mostly about the job of a river boat pilot. Reads like the shows you see on Discovery channel like "Dirty Jobs". Written about the time tugboats and barges were replacing steamboats so there's a lot of nostalgia for the way things used to be. Recommended.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at May 07, 2010 11:01 AM (4Irul)

75 Twain attended a lecture by Dickens; here's the review: http://tiny.cc/slpob Bottom line: Hated it! Dickens was into a bad comb-over, was "less handsome than his pictures" (which figures), and was a "bad reader". Hmmm -- maybe one of Bill Ayers' ancestors actually ghost wrote his books.

Posted by: Shooter at May 07, 2010 11:12 AM (zfRju)

76

Shooter, how dare you say that about the man who invented Christmas -- and Childhood!

He once visited my part of the country, and pronounced the denizens "sullen and clownish." Apart from being true, we've never forgiven the mealy-mouthed sonofabitch.

 

Posted by: comatus at May 07, 2010 11:31 AM (/VEEI)

77

Clemens, speaking of Kipling:  "Together we encompass all knowledge.  Kipling knows everything worth knowing and I know all the rest."--Posted by: Gilded Splinters

On novels, "Personally, I never did care for fiction or storybooks. What I like to read about are facts and statistics of any kind.  Get your facts first. Then you can distort them as much as you please."

On conscience, like a child, needing a good spanking and severity in order to maintain order and keep it from intruding where it isn't welcome and has a habit of hampering any pleasure in life. His distinction between the conscience and a child, it isn't good to kill a child, but helpful to kill one's conscience.

On opinions, Clemens makes the distinction between his private opinion vs. polling the weather before stating his public opinion.


So he fought one campaign during the War Between the States for the South. I didn't know or remember that interesting piece. Did he abandon the effort prior to the end of that war or afterwards to go West, mining and scribing for Nevada politicians?

LauraW, great link. Thanks.

What an interesting fellow Kipling was, so down to earth. I keep meaning to read his novel, Kim.

Posted by: Lieutenant General Kurt von Schleicher at May 07, 2010 01:16 PM (H+LJc)

78 Required login sites eat shit and die.

Posted by: Rollory at May 07, 2010 05:55 PM (bRTTM)

79 For anybody who wants to see this without fucking with scribd's retarded fucking login requirement, it's here: http://www.mediafire.com/?4nunyz1ynw5

Posted by: Rollory at May 07, 2010 06:01 PM (bRTTM)

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