September 01, 2010

From the AoSHQ Forecast Desk... (tmi3rd)
— Open Blogger

Hi there, Morons and Moronettes...

In the midst of all our revelry, there is a new little bit that needs to kind of get front and center into the minds of our East Coast folks, and that's Hurricane Earl.

A couple of the hurricane forecast models continue to trend Earl west of where it was projected to go even yesterday. One of those models, ominously, has it going ashore on Long Island.

Below the fold, we're going to have some reminders about hurricane preparedness, as well as a bit of info from Mrs. tmi3rd (a meteorologist and hurricane specialist with the National Weather Service) on hurricanes in general... For a point of reference, the last significant hurricane to make landfall on Long Island was in 1938. You can read about it at the link, but it did a whole lot of damage and killed a whole bunch of people.

So what do the above-linked models mean? Well, a composite of those models create what is called the forecast track for the National Hurricane Center. Are they typically accurate? In point of fact, no- they're good for ballparking forecasts, but a whole lot of stuff is usually very inaccurate in them. A case in point- they can't account for the friction of a storm interacting with the coastline, which tends to deflect its momentum slightly right of the forecast path.

Nonetheless, when they're all tightly grouped like they are in the above link, it's worth paying attention to. These models predict where the center of circulation is headed. At the same time, this storm is pretty big in diameter (a couple of hundred miles, give or take), so even a 100-mile brush can bring you some heavy rains and high winds.

So let's talk about getting prepared for a hurricane. First of all, if you've been through a bad nor'easter, you just substitute rain for snow, and you're getting there, especially if you're in NYC or Boston. You need to have a couple of days of drinking water, a couple of days of non-perishable food (in case the power goes out), a radio, batteries, medications, and whatever else you put in your zombie horde survival kit. Figure that you may go without power for three days if something bad happens...

If you're on the coast, on the other hand, here's a good rule of thumb. You want to be ten miles inland for a category 1 or 2 on the Saffir-Simpson scale. If you're in a major coastal city (NYC, Providence, Boston, Bridgeport, et al) and you have a category 3 storm or higher bearing down on you, you'd be well-advised to strongly consider clearing out.

So, bottom line, if you're in the Chesapeake Bay area, anywhere along the Jersey Shore, and all the way up through Maine, try to keep an eye on this. It's moving over cooler waters (making it more likely to weaken a bit), and most of these storms tend to parallel the coast before racing out to sea. The modeling on this storm, however, takes it over Nova Scotia, and that itself is a bit of an eyebrow-raiser.

I'll be floating around the thread (I'm home with tmi4th this afternoon) and will try to check in to answer any questions you may have... as a bit of further background, growing up in New Orleans, we saw about thirty or so hurricanes and tropical storms in my time there. Please stay informed about the storm- hopefully, it'll just push out to sea, but nobody ever gained any points by being unprepared.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 12:36 PM | Comments (109)
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1 So lemme get this straight, screw the peoples in Long Island since most of them are Liberals, but how is NJ gonna be? Should I stock up on Tequila?

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 01, 2010 12:39 PM (U5btG)

2

Fear not. We here in Delaware have taken the ultimate step in hurricane preparedness.

 

We have New Jersey.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 01, 2010 12:40 PM (R2fpr)

3 You know why that hurricane is going to Long Island?  Becuase it's Racist!

Posted by: Charlie Rangel at September 01, 2010 12:40 PM (T1boi)

4 Please no one tell the cast of Jersey Shore that this is coming their way.

Posted by: Drew in MO at September 01, 2010 12:40 PM (/idDL)

5 Thanks tmi3rd
I actually just sent your post around to some of my friends who aren't taking this seriously at all....so it is much appreciated...

Posted by: curious at September 01, 2010 12:41 PM (p302b)

6 Pat Robertson called; Earl is coming for the Ground Zero Mosque, because God is pissed off.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at September 01, 2010 12:41 PM (Jdtsu)

7 Any chance that thing might make a bee-line up the center of the Chesapeake and straight into DC?  Give that area a good douching.

Posted by: Chris Crocker at September 01, 2010 12:42 PM (c3i/K)

8 Pat Robertson called; Earl is coming for the Ground Zero Mosque, because God is pissed off. Posted by: Keith Arnold at September 01, 2010 04:41 PM (Jdtsu) But see this here is my problem, just how good is G-D's aim?

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 01, 2010 12:42 PM (U5btG)

9 Holy Shit!  I better get prepared.  I'm here alone.

Posted by: Tami at September 01, 2010 12:42 PM (VuLos)

10 Guess vacancies on Fire Island this weekend will be many.  Hope that little sliver of land pulls through...

Posted by: ParisParamus at September 01, 2010 12:43 PM (GgR+e)

11 Damn it.  Looks like we picked the perfect year to be relocated to RI.  First, the March floods, now this.  FML.

I have no clue what to do in a situation like this...I'm from AZ, for frack's sake.

Posted by: rktkt at September 01, 2010 12:43 PM (DkEUV)

12

 

Tonight... let it be Lowenbrau.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 01, 2010 12:43 PM (QMtmy)

13 "just how good is G-D's aim?"

It's gotta be at least as good as a homicide bombers, or your average drive-by shooter's, doncha think?

Posted by: Keith Arnold at September 01, 2010 12:43 PM (Jdtsu)

14 Guess vacancies on Fire Island this weekend will be many. Hope that little sliver of land pulls through... Posted by: ParisParamus at September 01, 2010 04:43 PM (GgR+e) Shit yeah or all the gay guys could flood onto the mainland!

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 01, 2010 12:44 PM (U5btG)

15 I have no clue what to do in a situation like this...I'm from AZ, for frack's sake. Posted by: rktkt at September 01, 2010 04:43 PM (DkEUV) Can ya swim?

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 01, 2010 12:45 PM (U5btG)

16 If it does hit your area, don't forget about the outstanding looting possibilities. You may be the only person in your county with a handgun, making it that much easier.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 01, 2010 12:45 PM (xtAfO)

17

Computer models are guestimates and with Earl, he's modeling so close to the shoreline that it wouldn't take much of a westward jog to be a massive problem.  Don't turn your back on him.

Btw, he's looking a lot like 1996 Bertha...

Posted by: JR at September 01, 2010 12:45 PM (ZH8bj)

18
Guess vacancies on Fire Island this weekend will be many.  Hope that little sliver of land pulls through...

Posted by: ParisParamus

 

They have many openings to fill?

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 01, 2010 12:46 PM (R2fpr)

19 A State of Emergency has been declared for the entire State of North Carolina. Apparently every once in a while a big hurricane goes straight inland towards my region rather than following the coastline in the traditional manner. I'm used to watching hurricanes at Cape Cod where I could actually "enjoy" them, but I'm a couple hundred miles inland now. No excitement.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 01, 2010 12:46 PM (hV/FZ)

20 If it does hit your area, don't forget about the outstanding looting possibilities. You may be the only person in your county with a handgun, making it that much easier. Posted by: Dr Spank at September 01, 2010 04:45 PM (xtAfO) So that was you I saw in New Orleans?

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 01, 2010 12:46 PM (U5btG)

21 I have my generator all set, and my manual transfer switch all wired and ready to go. I learned my lesson in March. No power for a day during a big storm means one foot of water in the basement. A monster storm? Two feet!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (formerly NJConservative) at September 01, 2010 12:46 PM (LH6ir)

22 Nevergiveup-

You'd think that given all the money I've won playing poker in Atlantic City, I'd pay attention to the land of Chris Christie...

Anyway, if it stays tight to the coast, storm surge will be an issue from the coast to about 10-15 miles inland, usually... high winds starting from the east, then switching to the north. Still, way too early to tell. This stuff can be horribly inaccurate, but it never pays to take it lightly.

Secondly, Chesapeake Bay, Chris? Probably not... prevailing winds and shear don't seem to be steering it in that direction. Be great to clear out Congress like a fart in a car, though.

Posted by: tmi3rd at September 01, 2010 12:47 PM (WRtsc)

23 Most people flee hurricanes, smart shoppers head for them.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 01, 2010 12:47 PM (xtAfO)

24 I've gone 4 for 5 on path preditions within 75 miles....

have family in Myrtle Beach and this storm will likely just miss them....I am gonna say the storm makes landfall between Wilmington NC and Norfolk VA....

DC WILL get residual chaos.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2010 12:48 PM (kq1lG)

25

Well, I hope all y'all in the path of Earl have better drainage than in my neighborhood. A long thunderstorm has the streets so flooded I can barely get my minivan through.

And it's not exactly rare for it to rain a lot here...

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 01, 2010 12:48 PM (XdlcF)

26 The west side is the weak side, it should continue to weaken from here ... it will likely be some high waves and 40 mph winds for Joisey shores ... not a BFD.

But good to be prepared.

Posted by: bill at September 01, 2010 12:48 PM (xWAQg)

27 So when my libtard nephew in NYC who says 9/11 was a NY thing and you wouldn't understand, and New Yorkers don't care how the rest of the country feels about the Cordoba Center, whines about getting his hair wet from the hurricane, I can ignore him?  Okay!

(Same nephew wouldn't get a rat's ass if we here in coastal Georgia were swept away.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2010 12:48 PM (UOM48)

28 anyone know where Ed the WeatherDude from LGF is hanging....?

Ace he'd be an awesome guest blogger for weather.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2010 12:49 PM (kq1lG)

29 Posted by: rktkt at September 01, 2010 04:43 PM (DkEUV) First and foremost: don't panic and don't be afraid second:...stock up on water and candles and stuff to munch third: google and print out all the emergency management information from your county. They will tell you where to go and what to do. If they have email contact, sign on. Tami...you are never alone in NYC....never..Nyer's are the greatest people in the world...I hope you don't have to find that out first hand though from experiencing an emergency

Posted by: curious at September 01, 2010 12:50 PM (p302b)

30 26,

Myrtle Beach has turned itself into the world's largest swimming pool the last 20 years....

as Day-Lewis says, "DRAINAGE!"

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2010 12:50 PM (kq1lG)

31
Remember our rating system? I don't.

it was based on multiples of polishing the bayonet but I can't remember the phrase

Posted by: i got a girl in kalamazoo...zoo...zoo...zoo at September 01, 2010 12:52 PM (uFokq)

32 #19, your humor needs to be a tad less subtle...

Posted by: ParisParamus at September 01, 2010 12:52 PM (GgR+e)

33 rktkt-

For the moment? Nothing at all. Have your emergency supplies ready, and just keep an eye on things. Have some idea of where you can go about 25-30 miles inland and stay for a couple of days (make hotel reservations early- it's Labor Day weekend!). It may miss entirely, so don't go apeshit until it's time to go apeshit.

Posted by: tmi3rd at September 01, 2010 12:53 PM (WRtsc)

34 Wait? I'm boned?

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at September 01, 2010 12:53 PM (ijjAe)

35 Posted by: curious at September 01, 2010 04:50 PM (p302b)

I'm in southwest Connecticut.  Hubby's been out of the country for 2 1/2 months and kids aren't here. (although my daughter will be home this weekend).   I've not been keeping much in stock because it's just me, a fat lab and small bitchy cat. 


Posted by: Tami at September 01, 2010 12:54 PM (VuLos)

36 Am I supposed to stop, drop and roll at this point? I already have garlic and a crucifix, so I think I'm good.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at September 01, 2010 12:55 PM (wd0Iq)

37  After the last snowstorm, I have added a couple things to my emergency shelter-in-place checklist:

1) Stock up on mixers. Fruit juice, soda, tonic water and hobo plasma. You may have to make the value-rite last for a while.

2) Charge everything with a battery. Cell phones, emergency radios, flashlights, portable TVs, Kindles, iPods, vibrators.

3) Top off your gas cans. You may need to refill your chainsaw.

4) Make your bottled-water-and-toilet-paper run two days before the storm hits. Everyone else will go the next day.

5) Try to time it so that you have new Netflix deliveries right before the storm hits. Nothing sucks fish like being stuck with that copy of Post Grad you have been meaning to send back.

Posted by: Darkmage at September 01, 2010 12:55 PM (SvP5Y)

38 I have no clue what to do in a situation like this...I'm from AZ, for frack's sake.

Did you keep an earthquake kit in Arizona? That kind of preparation is will probably do you for this hurricane. The most likely effect here is lotsa rain and tropical-depression-scale winds. (You tend to lose water and electricity after a hurricane, but for different reasons.)

If you're right on the coast, you might think about leaving inland for a few days. I have no clue how well your house will stand up to hurricane-force winds. If you're inland, you'll have to worry about flooding, but winds and storm surge probably won't be a problem.

Probably. It all depends on how hard Earl turns right. One of the models puts it right into North Carolina, while another puts it through Boston. The clear majority, though, have it skirt the coast and land in Nova Scotia.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at September 01, 2010 12:55 PM (vEhUz)

39 On the bright side if it really rains in NYC, it might wash out a few Met Games!

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 01, 2010 12:57 PM (U5btG)

40

as Day-Lewis says, "DRAINAGE!"

I really don't understand how a neighborhood built in the last 30 years could fail so completely at drainage. Least our block is slightly better at having the houses above the level of the street...

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 01, 2010 12:57 PM (XdlcF)

41 Posted by: Tami If things get ugly, the cat will eat you all.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 01, 2010 12:57 PM (hV/FZ)

42 I'm not worried. I'm in "That's a big fucking deal" plugs Bidens state.He will blow really hard and and steer the hurricane away from shore.

Posted by: ziptie at September 01, 2010 12:58 PM (0135J)

43 Posted by: Tami at September 01, 2010 04:54 PM (VuLos)

ok, so no matter what, up there you will probably lose your lights....so get yourself to the costco and load up on water and canned goods and such, stuff you don't have to cook but is nourishing and lots of candles.

Don't worry.  I know we'll probably get something of the storm, I don't like it at night, I'd prefer the day. 

you made me laugh with the cat...maybe the cat is bitchy cause she feels the storm...

Posted by: curious at September 01, 2010 12:58 PM (p302b)

44 42,

there is an artificial disincentive to be responsible with building, zoning, municipal utility matters these days....

none of the areas that can be adversely impacted by weather have been forced to endure the natural defunding that galveston in the early 1900s did for example....

Look up "Indianola Texas"....

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2010 12:59 PM (kq1lG)

45 Apparently "the device" has gone off, hostages are safe. Anyone else seeing this on Fox? Is it over?

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 01, 2010 01:00 PM (hV/FZ)

46 I'm not worried. I'm in "That's a big fucking deal" plugs Bidens state.He will blow really hard and and steer the hurricane away from shore.

Posted by: ziptie

 

You in Delaware too? I know that huerfano is as well. I thinnk that Joanie (oven gloves) lives in SE PA.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 01, 2010 01:00 PM (R2fpr)

47

The rolling,hills of Sussex County, NJ will be spared the racist wrath of Earl this weekend. Beer, golf and porn will continue in its regulary scheduled weekend time slots.

 

 

Posted by: dananjcon at September 01, 2010 01:00 PM (pr+up)

48 you made me laugh with the cat...maybe the cat is bitchy cause she feels the storm... Posted by: curious at September 01, 2010 04:58 PM (p302b) I hoep she know the cat can read? " Bitchy" I'll show ya bitchy

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 01, 2010 01:00 PM (U5btG)

49 Damn it. Looks like we picked the perfect year to be relocated to RI. First, the March floods, now this. FML. I have no clue what to do in a situation like this...I'm from AZ, for frack's sake. Posted by: rktkt tmi3rd probably has some good links for hurricane preparedness sites, but FEMA.gov is a good place to start. First thing-lay in bottled water, canned food that doesn't really need heating (soups/beans, etc) some sterno, flashlights, batteries, candles and matches, as well as a battery powered weather radio (home depot or lowes have these)-do this now before everything is sold out. If you have prescription meds-get them filled as soon as possible-if you need refrigerated insulin, pick up a lot of ice while you are at the store, so that you can keep it cool until power comes back on. Get together vital documents and put them in something waterproof-several ziploc bags, or a waterproof file container. Keep these handy in case you need to evacuate. (these would include birth certificates, passports, social security card, credit cards, deeds/insurance information, shot records, etc) If you have a pet, get a two week supply of dry food, and extra bottled water. If you have to go to a shelter, find one that takes pets. If you can't find one, see if the local humane society is taking pets for the emergency, then bring food, water and comfort items for your pet with it when you leave it. You can generally pick the pet up after the emergency is over. Be sure to give a generous donation to the shelter afterwards. There's more, and the FEMA site is pretty good, but these are basic emergency plans that we have used for hurricanes, earthquakes, terrorist situations, etc. Hope that helps you get started. Don't panic, just prepare, and know we are praying you through this.

Posted by: moki at September 01, 2010 01:02 PM (dZmFh)

50 Posted by: Lincolntf at September 01, 2010 05:00 PM (hV/FZ)

fox just went to beck...can't get onto the other thread to read....before he left shep said something about the suspect being shot and in custody, condition unknown..

Posted by: curious at September 01, 2010 01:03 PM (p302b)

51 Thanks for the tips, guys.  And yes, I can swim. 

We're probably about 2 miles inland, so chances are if it comes this way we'll have to find somewhere to hole up.

I never had an earthquake kit in AZ.  Earthquakes were something that hit California and we were counting on the big one to come so we'd finally have beachfront property.  That's all we were worried about.

Posted by: rktkt at September 01, 2010 01:04 PM (DkEUV)

52 maybe the cat is bitchy cause she feels the storm...

Posted by: curious at September 01, 2010 04:58 PM (p302b)

Then she's felt it for the past 5 years.

I have a generator...I better check the gas situation.  We had to use it for 4 days in march during that storm. 

Posted by: Tami at September 01, 2010 01:05 PM (VuLos)

53

AJ's generic disaster planning tips:

Stay on top of the little things. Even if there's only a slight chance of a storm several days out, make sure:

--you always have gas in the tank; fill it back up at half a tank

--have car chargers for your cell phone and whatever else (like the kids' Nintendos--sounds silly, but disasters can be scary, so whatever helps)

--have an standard phone for your land line that doesn't require power. I got a neon pink one for my mom and it was easy to find in the middle of the night with the power out!

--have important phone numbers written down, e.g., for the power company; yeh, you could put them in your cell phone, but when if/when the battery dies and the cell towers are down, paper helps

--have cash on hand; if the power is out at the local ATMs and the stores, you might be able to buy things while the guy waving a credit card can't

 

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 01, 2010 01:05 PM (XdlcF)

54 Sure, I'll move out to sea, but first I'm going to blow you.

Posted by: Hurricane Earl Gibson at September 01, 2010 01:07 PM (Ez4Ql)

55 "I thinnk that Joanie (oven gloves) lives in SE PA." This is true. Unfortunately.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at September 01, 2010 01:07 PM (wd0Iq)

56 Fox news alert:

Gunman in Discovery building shot by police; 3 hostages escape safely

Posted by: Tami at September 01, 2010 01:08 PM (VuLos)

57 #49 Yeah I'm right in between Smyrna and Cheswold right of of 13.

Posted by: ziptie at September 01, 2010 01:08 PM (0135J)

58

 

Come to the Honeycomb Hideout.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 01, 2010 01:08 PM (QMtmy)

59 57-I think this may be a threadwinner.

Posted by: moki at September 01, 2010 01:08 PM (dZmFh)

60

Shit yeah or all the gay guys could flood onto the mainland!

And tip over Manhattan!

Posted by: The Hon. Hank Johnson at September 01, 2010 01:08 PM (+FkcS)

61 Early this morning the one model had it coming ashore at Caper Fear, NC that is the hurricane capitol of the world. Now they have it coming ashore north of there. BTW, that is the same model that has it hitting Long Island.

If it does come ashore in NC that will take as lot of the strength out of it. If it does follow that route by the time it gets to long island, the partial land fall and the colder water should reduce it down to a tropical storm. still worrisome but not near as dangerous unless people do teh stupid.

The biggest danger to Long Island will be if it takes a more Easterly route and then veers West without appreciably weakening.  

Posted by: Vic at September 01, 2010 01:09 PM (/jbAw)

62

Oh, even being caught up on the laundry can be a help if your disaster involves mud. And kids. And muddy kids. And did I mention mud?

Perhaps buying more than one pair of cheap rainboats...

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 01, 2010 01:10 PM (XdlcF)

63 64,

which is by way of coincidence the scenario the disaster porn show on History "megadisasters" projected would drown the apple.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2010 01:11 PM (kq1lG)

64 I was living in NYC when Hurricane Frederick struck. By the time it got to Manhattan it was nothing, however, people still died in the area: Trees, hot wires, window glass, etc., not fun ways to die. I was on the street and you had to dodge all the junk blowing at you, i.e., garbage cans and lids.

Posted by: Hurricane Earl Gibson at September 01, 2010 01:12 PM (Ez4Ql)

65

Just give thanks that you don't have 95 degree weather if you lose your electricity. 

Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2010 05:13 PM (m2CN7)

Oh crap...something else to look forward to.

Posted by: Tami at September 01, 2010 01:16 PM (VuLos)

66 beck is standing in "the doorframe of insanity"....boy will they have a field day with that one tomorrow..

Posted by: curious at September 01, 2010 01:19 PM (p302b)

67 The Vic hurricane recommendation. If they change the predicted path to show it coming ashore near you, pack your bags and pets, turn off the power, close up the house, and leave. Take the food from the freezer with you and keep it iced down.

Let me tell you, if you live on the coast and a Cat 3, 4, or 5 is coming down on you "riding it out" is not an option. It is teh stupid. Most people think of the high winds and missile hazards but that is not what gets you. It is the 12 to 14 foot storm surge that knocks your house down and carries you off with all the debris that gets you.

Posted by: Vic at September 01, 2010 01:20 PM (/jbAw)

68 You know post-spill tourism on the Gulf Coast sucks, when a dude named "Earl" prefers it up east.

Y'all be safe up there.  This might be the Long Island Express, part deaux.

Posted by: GulfCoastTider at September 01, 2010 01:20 PM (UR6Va)

69 One reason I don't own a television is the stupid built into tv weather.  Not that it's any more stupid than the rest of tv news, but because weather implicates science, the stupid is all the more painful.  PAINFUL.

Posted by: ParisParamus at September 01, 2010 01:21 PM (mkdwR)

70 shep says the gunman is in custody and the hostages, three of them, are safe, thank God

Posted by: curious at September 01, 2010 01:22 PM (p302b)

71
Mrs. tmi3rd (a meteorologist and hurricane specialist with the National Weather Service) on hurricanes in general...

Don't take this the wrong way, tmi3rd, but as a resident meteorologist on this here site, I  love your wife.

But yes, it's going to be awfully close. A little wobble left, and goodbye, Outer Banks or hello, Long Island. Oh. Oh my. I see that it is the NGFDL model that is the most westward. They're usually pretty good, too.

Safety tip for morons: the #1 cause of death in a landfalling tropical system is fresh water drowning. So stock up on Val-U-Rite and call it a day.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at September 01, 2010 01:23 PM (1hM1d)

72 http://www.fema.gov/

Check it out... again, I can't stress enough- DON'T PANIC. Just keep an eye and be prepared.

If in the city, and it's a Category 1 or 2 storm, or a tropical storm, you'll get a day off from work. If it's a Category 3-5 storm (not likely), you'll want to get out of the way.

If you're on the coast, you'll want to go inland (probably west more than north) for  a day.

Again, it's only a big deal if it doesn't behave. So far, this season has been well-behaved.

Posted by: tmi3rd at September 01, 2010 01:24 PM (WRtsc)

73 IRA Darth Aggie-

You're a meteorologist, or you love my wife for being a meteorologist?

And no way I could take that the wrong way- my wife is a six-foot-tall former television personality who left TV because 1) she's a scientist, not a talking head, and 2) got fed up with the same shit we bitch about with TV news- not the least of which is the overhyping of  WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! ELEVENTY!!!111!!!! every time a storm begins to spin up.

My wife is f'ing hot, and I might be more offended if you didn't love her.

One other thing that's worth noting, by the way- turn on The Weather Channel (brought to you now by NBC) and watch them run NOTHING but insurance commercials while there's severe weather. I used to work for a sister station of theirs (same ownership), and it was quite an education.

Posted by: tmi3rd at September 01, 2010 01:28 PM (WRtsc)

74 Go now and get yourself several cases of bottled water. Canned soup, crackers, peanut butter, white bread. Ice if you can get a few bags, toss them in the garage freezer if you have one. I assume everyone here already keeps an emergency stock of Valu-Rite.

If you wait until you are under a watch everyone will have emptied the shelves.Fill the car with gas now.

Bring anything in that will be moved by high wind. This would include, well, anything. You'd be surprised at the size and weight of the objects that will be thrown by a hurricane if you haven't seen it before. All lawn furniture, etcetera. During Ike I left out 2ea 25 pound concrete blocks. They were blown across the yard.

Your choice on evacuation. If you have a newer home it probably has hurricane upgrades like strapping the house to the foundation, hurricane garage door and whatnot. The type of damage you can expect depends on the storm of course, but telephone poles and trees broken in half, billboards blown down, street lights dangling in the street by their wires, that sort of thing.

Remember, evacuating is dangerous too. We had an evacuation a few years ago and 21 people died on the road due to no available gas, no water, cars on fire, that sort of thing. You gotta think about this one.

Posted by: CoastalIkeSurvivor at September 01, 2010 01:31 PM (4w47S)

75 78,

best advice is stay in place if you trust your safety, seek shelter on a military base if you are not and are able to get on post, if you feel unsure and want to leave leave now.....

not tomorrow after work.

Now.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2010 01:35 PM (kq1lG)

76

Just give thanks that you don't have 95 degree weather if you lose your electricity. 

Yeh, having a fireplace is a help in cold weather when you lose the power. In hot weather when we've lost power, we've either spend a lot of time outside (see MUD ranting above) or gone somewhere with power.

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 01, 2010 01:35 PM (XdlcF)

77

Remember, evacuating is dangerous too. We had an evacuation a few years ago and 21 people died on the road due to no available gas, no water, cars on fire, that sort of thing.

Even having one signal out and idiots on the road is not fun. If you stay home, stay home!

Oh, what do morons do after a tornado, with no power for a day or more? Well, in my neighborhood, they drink all their beer before it gets warm, happily sharing it with neighbors and walk around with their chainsaw and massacre helpfully trim trees for people.

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 01, 2010 01:41 PM (XdlcF)

78 Yeah we shelter in place for anything Cat 3 or below. Not sure what we'd do in a Cat 4, Cat 5 I guess we'd evacuate. I guess.With 3 dogs it gets real hard on folks our age to evacuate.

Oh, refill your medicine now if that's an issue. And fill your bathtubs with water to use to flush the toilet.

What? You pour a big pot full of water in the toilet when you go number 2 and that flushes it. 

No, I'm not going to explain how a fucking toilet works.  Pay attention. You only flush for number 2, flushing for number 1 wastes water.

I assume I don't need to explain to this group that the government isn't going to rescue your ass. Be prepared for the worst.

Posted by: CoastalIkeSurvivor at September 01, 2010 01:43 PM (4w47S)

79 81,

was the same in Ohio and before the storms hit in southwest Louisiana....

New orleans had celebratory looting.....

"cultural quirks"

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2010 01:44 PM (kq1lG)

80 - the last significant hurricane to make landfall on Long Island was in 1938.

???

Gloria doesn't count? It ripped off our roof and downed hundred-year-old elms.

And we're 20 miles north of the Sound.

Posted by: goy at September 01, 2010 01:45 PM (AfU1B)

81 Didn't Hurricane Floyd hit in 1999?....it was the day we were moving into our  new house.  Yeah...that was fun.

Posted by: Tami at September 01, 2010 01:48 PM (VuLos)

82 sven, here in Northeast Louisiana, after a tornado, the police just kept non-residents out of our neighborhood for a few days. Part of it was to protect people from people offering to trim trees or whatever who were just looking to scam you out of money. I guess that was a big problem after Katrina.

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 01, 2010 01:55 PM (XdlcF)

83 Did 4 hurricanes/tropical storms in 5 weeks in Tampa Bay 1 year.  Some hard lessons learned - losing power is the real pain, assuming you aren't taking on a Katrina.  Think: camping.  Your dishwashers is an excellent watertight place for things like photos/important papers - find your insurance policy info NOW, keep it with you. Zip lock bags are your friend. So is CASH, booze of your choice, snack food, snack food, snack food. Water, batteries, of course but don't forget old fashioned can opener, phone that is a landline ('cause your cell tower isn't gonna take high winds...), Plastic forks & knives, peanut butter & bread, ice, gasoline.  Load the freezer with every bottled water you can cram in there.  Works like ice when power goes away.  Freeze everything you can think of, except beer.  Fill the tub with water to operate your toilet if the power goes out (because the pump station that runs the sewers goes out then, too and eventually...yuck).  Be sure not to share your shelter with people you can't stand or someone goes to jail.  Charge your camera, cell phone et al and keep it that way unless/until power fails.  Find stuff to keep kids busy - crayons, paper, books, deck of cards, board games.  Pet food? Any prescriptions filled.  Make sure your laundry's done now...could be awhile.  Baseball bat.  Send an email to a family member or friend outside of the area under threat detailing your plan (we're staying here, we're headed to Bob's house) so that if things get weird, somebody knows where to look for you.  And keep a sense of humor - you'll need it if power goes for an extended length of time.  Enjoy!

Posted by: kqb29 at September 01, 2010 01:56 PM (6nm4O)

84 Goy-

Sorry. "Significant" is an iffy term- in the tmi3rd lexicon, that's supposed to mean Category 3 or above. When Gloria and Floyd hit, they were weaker storms.

Of course, that's the definition of a "weak" hurricane... it's like getting hit by an eighteen-wheeler only going 25 instead of 50.

Posted by: tmi3rd at September 01, 2010 01:56 PM (WRtsc)

85 86,

there is some opportunity for that I suppose down in leesville it was mostly neighbors and friends helping each other after katrina....

in ohio it is blocks helping themselves.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2010 01:58 PM (kq1lG)

86 Oh, and don't be fooled by this "it's only at tropical storm strength" stuff.  Tropical storm did 10k in damages to my house when trees started falling. 

Posted by: kqb29 at September 01, 2010 01:59 PM (6nm4O)

87 /ot but in spirit....

Deval Patrick launches a category 5 Idiocy Storm says of Beck Rally, "it's a free country I wish it weren't"

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2010 02:01 PM (kq1lG)

88 Sven, linky?

Posted by: tmi3rd at September 01, 2010 02:05 PM (WRtsc)

89 http://tinyurl.com/25ry8rg

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2010 02:11 PM (kq1lG)

90 Oh also, don't leave the grill outside. It will be destroyed for sure. You're going to need it anyway, congratulations it's your new stove until power/gas is restored.

Posted by: CoastalIkeSurvivor at September 01, 2010 02:11 PM (4w47S)

91 Thanks for the heads up. Not concerned yet, but it never hurts to take bad weather seriously.

Posted by: NJRob at September 01, 2010 02:11 PM (nKjkt)

92 Save me Barack! Oh wait, I'm not an idiot and have been preparing for this for days without needing the gov't to take care of me. Never mind.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2010 02:13 PM (VW9/y)

93 Any chance this thing will hit DC and put it under 20 feet of water.

Forever.

Posted by: blindside at September 01, 2010 02:14 PM (x7g7t)

94 97,

yes....seriously.

DC was hurt during the war of 1812 by a hurricane and drainage is worse now not better.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 01, 2010 02:15 PM (kq1lG)

95

I remember being a newbie in the navy. Just reported to my ship, a small destroyer escort, in norfolk virginia with a major hurricane bearing down on us. Was shocked to find out navy ships put to sea during hurricanes. Met the cap[tain for a few minutes to be welcomed aboard. mentioned that my mother would not be happy to hear I was going out to sea. Captain thanked me for giving him the best laugh he had all day...then told me to turn two!

Needless to say the next few days were more than intresting. By the time it was done i felt I had gone 13 rounds with a ranked heavyweight!

Posted by: Bob T at September 01, 2010 02:31 PM (SzKHs)

96

Flashlight, Check.

Jerkey, Check

Beer, Check.

Ammo, Check

Ready!

Posted by: Max Entropy at September 01, 2010 02:41 PM (la188)

97 Sorry, one more if nobody has mentioned this.

Once you get put under evacuation order do not leave your house if you are sheltering in place. They will be forcing all traffic onto outbound lanes and will force you to leave. Close the house up and make it look like nobody is home.

Snuggle up and enjoy your last few hours of power.

Posted by: CoastalIkeSurvivor at September 01, 2010 02:47 PM (4w47S)

98 GLOBAL WARMING!!! We told you people after Katrina that it would happen and five years later, THIS PROVES IT!! Someone needs to force all these cable channels to start telling the truth about GLOBAL WARMING!!!! We have to end human civilization and go back to living in caves! If it saves just ONE LIFE from a Hurricane, even if the average lifespan goes down to 30.5 years and infant mortality shoots up to 90%, it'll be worth it!!

Posted by: Incoherent leftist talking point guy at September 01, 2010 04:09 PM (8/KZN)

99 "I have no clue what to do in a situation like this...I'm from AZ, for frack's sake." Scream, thrash, drown. Works every time.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at September 01, 2010 04:09 PM (Hsl16)

100 Frankly, I blame this all on the Discovery Channel.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at September 01, 2010 04:18 PM (Hsl16)

101 If the storm just happens to take out the Ground Zero Islamic Victory Monument, does that make it racist?

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at September 01, 2010 04:55 PM (SgL5z)

102 Just FYI - sportsmansguide.com has bug-out kits for  sale. They're rated for 24, 48 or 72 hours depending on which option you choose.

They're... okay kits, but a good start if you don't want to take the time to research & assemble your own.

Posted by: Darkmage at September 01, 2010 06:43 PM (Iw4ok)

103 Oh great. All we need is another hurricane chomping down on Plum Island again. The last time that happened 3 unfortunate guys were swamped with incredibly indescribable deadly goo.

Posted by: Corona at September 01, 2010 06:50 PM (woZIc)

104 I'm talking Andromeda Strain strength crap.

Posted by: Corona at September 01, 2010 06:53 PM (woZIc)

105 Hmmmm.

@ nevergiveup at September 01, 2010 04:39 PM (U5btG)

"1 So lemme get this straight, screw the peoples in Long Island since most of them are Liberals, but how is NJ gonna be? Should I stock up on Tequila?"

Goddammit yes!  You always stock up on tequila!

And hotpockets! 

And hookers!

Forget the hotpockets!

Posted by: memomachine at September 01, 2010 08:03 PM (MwCol)

106
IRA Darth Aggie-


You're a meteorologist, or you love my wife for being a meteorologist?

Yes, and yes. Now that I find out she's 6' tall, I'm really smitten. But as a wise guy once said, she's your problem not mine. Since I no longer work in the field, if a lawyer can be disbarred, can it be said that I've been disgusted?

As far as TWC, I haven't watched them since, oh, I think when Heidi Cullen said that people like me should be rounded up and tried for not believing in AGW. But not being able to watch Jim "I'm getting blown, aren't you jealous" "Mr. GQ" Cantore on some beach somewhere is just a bonus.

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