1 It never felt so good to be "unpatriotic".

2 Fuck Bill Nye the (non)-Science Guy. 

3

Yet another batch of creationist, big oil funded, teabagging fasicsts who won't have me in their band because they can't handle the truth my ponytail brings. I ban them from the internet.

 

Anybody want a kindle?

4 Ace dishes out the red meat to the Morons after the Palinapalooza thread..

5 Watch the viking (Elmer B) around the 4 min mark, very JimCarreyesque moves hes got, puts a log on the woodstove fire and mugs shamelessly...

6 oh, and nice to see I also want to kill people.

7

I think we all knew Bill Nye was a AGW guy. He lives next to Ed Begley Jr and has been on his show before. They try to out green each other.

 

8
Can't watch a guy in pigtails and a wifebeater past 45 secs.

9

This music video is one of the great accomplishments of this administration.

10 The dude has a pretty good voice.

11 Yes. He posted it. He really posted it.

12 lol, omg, talk about bad timing: Obama admistration unveils new global warming tracking service http://tinyurl.com/ykq9brr

13 that was awesome.

14 This video is unexpected and truly unprecedented.

and highly devoid of comedy...

15 Wow... the banjo in the background is giving me a headache.

16 Fraud deniars!

17 Good stuff. Look for The Who to ask it be taken down in 4....3....2.....1

18 From the HA post;

Wait, Nye isnÂ’t a climatologist? HeÂ’s a mechanical engineer? Well, then, asking him to verify anthropogenic global warming is as silly as hiring a railroad engineer to chair a panel on climate change, isnÂ’t it, or in passing unpublished student dissertations s reliable peer-reviewed studies in scientific presentations.

Or a bicycle riding former guitarist passing himself off as an expert and arbitrator because he read some articles about it online in between googling his own name

19 Good video, but missing the obligatory hawt chick in bikini and snow boots.

20

Banjo!!!11!!!

Of course they must be inbred, right? Right?

Will we now see Gibbsy coming out with a banjo and a few missing teeth as a parody?

21 Global warming?


Never heard of it.

22 You know what would be funny?  If someone compared Bush to a chip, and made a whole sheet of pictures of Bush's expression, and then a chimp making the same face.  That would be hilarious, to compare a president to a monkey.

23 Funny Stuff--"Al Gore is a liar, his pants are on fire." And then--"We're all freezing", instead of "We're all wasted."

24

I have owed Rush fifty bucks since 1991.

I knew he was the kind to hold a grudge.

25

Speaking of which: we have snow here in Louisiana.  It's not sticking to the roads ATM and it's the big-flake wet kind that's perfect for snowballs.  But still, it sux.  I HATE cold weather.

I am looking for a good island to live on for retirement and am open to suggestions. I've already lived in the S. Pacific, and while I loved it I would prefer something closer to the US -- and only a US territory, please.

26 Truman North: You know what would also be funny? If someone drew an unflattering cartoon of Condi Rice implying she's a "house n-word" and George Bush's "beard". That would be a laff riot.

27 All this global warming has been kinda fun. I'm going to get on my global-warming-mo-bile and ride down for a few beers in about an hour. I love snow rides almost as much as I love drinking in preparation for snow rides.

28

Barbelle:

St. Thomas.  Look no further.

29 #25  I am looking for a good island to live on for retirement and am open to suggestions.  I've already lived in the S. Pacific, and while I loved it I would prefer something closer to the US -- and only a US territory, please.

Purgatorio is out then.  There's some sort of weird snake there anyway.

30 Gotta love a wood burning stove in a Winnebago.  We may have snow flurries in Savannah Friday night.  I hate the cold.

31 30 Gotta love a wood burning stove in a Winnebago.  We may have snow flurries in Savannah Friday night.  I hate the cold.

But that's a sign of global warming, right?

32

St. Thomas.  Look no further.

Thanks, I'll take a looksee.

33

Purgatorio is out then.  There's some sort of weird snake there anyway.

I'm saving that one for later.

34 Look, when I say "Dissent is the highest form of patriotism," I'm obviously not talking about climate science.  Dissenting against what climate scientists say is fucking treason, because that shit is settled.

35 What's weird about that particular Olbermann bleat is that he's calling "the snowiest winter recorded" "extreme."  Surely someone of his impeccable progg credentials read enough Zinn to glean that records have only been kept in the DC area since it was invaded by genocidal white guys and their vile racist mathematics and written alphabet.  As far as he or any other human being knows, it could have routinely snown twice as much in Februaries before that.  But he didn't even stop to reflect on the time before the evil Europeans despoiled the land, or its indigenous inhabitants. 

Ignorant and white supremacist-y. 

36 So, if I am unpatriotic because I don't believe, does that mean I shouldn't pay my taxes?  Sheriff Joe said it is patriotic to pay taxes, so since I am already unpatriotic, why should I? Cuz, I am down with that.

37 Cool. I didn't know the inbred from Deliverance had a band.

38

Heather:

 

Olbermann never concerned himself with the facts. And I take the fact that the left is mega freaking out over AGW as this stuff happens as proof that they are losing the argument

39 Un. Fucking. Watchable. Does anybody remember talent?

40 Cool. I didn't know the inbred from Deliverance had a band. Posted by: agnostica at February 11, 2010 03:53 PM (gbCNS) Uh, you've seen Deliverance, right?

41 #39  Does anybody remember talent?

Talent, shemanlent.  All you need for music success is a catchy simple melody, a slick music video, and stage-clothes that look like they were designed by the Borg.

42 St. Thomas.  Look no further.

I dunno.  Spent a vacation there years ago.  Made it through the hurricane that came out of nowhere, but the gang bangers who went on a rampage afterward made things "interesting" -- I'd keep looking.

43

Barbelle:

http://tinyurl.com/y8lxjnh

http://tinyurl.com/y877c9d

You're welcome. I was a government geographer for 30 years.

 

44 I don't understand what they are saying but I have always been a big Beatles fan. Good cover song.

45 And I take the fact that the left is mega freaking out over AGW as this stuff happens as proof that they are losing the argument

Oh, I agree.  I'm just enjoying the Alinsky "hold them to their own standards" tactic a little too much this week.

46

BTW the correct pronunciation is "banjer."

And that screencap of Queef really tells you all you need to know, dunnit?

47

Ace, you are of course aware that there is a good chance those people are all a bunch of dirty Scandis aren't you?

48

Gotta love a wood burning stove in a Winnebago.  We may have snow flurries in Savannah Friday night.  I hate the cold.

Yeah, no kidding. I'm just up the road from you and looked up today's average temperature: 60 degrees. It is currently 49 and has been cold for weeks.

As for Olbermann: And, yes, last month was the hottest January on record since satellites were first used to track global temperatures. What happens when the earth warms up? More water evaporates from the oceans, like steam -- meaning for those places where it`s still below freezing, there will be more snow.

Hey moron, it's been below normal temperature pretty much the entire winter where I live and it hasn't snowed here in 20 freakin years, yet Weather Underground says that tomorrow night it could snow 1-3 inches. Take your phoney religion and cram it up your ass.

49 I was sort of hoping they'd mention all the AGW funding with a lyric that's something like

The money's WASTED...

50 Uh, Bill... Bill... you're on the air, Bill...  *sigh* my childhood...  I even remember him spending a few minutes on one episode of the show, guilt-tripping everyone who had a car and used it alone rather than carpooling.

Also, HA comment about the Nye story:  "I always liked Beakman better."

Hate to break it to that guy but Beakman is rather a moonbat himself:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Zaloom

51 Does this mean the morons are all Deniers now?  I hope so.

52 (there is no "normal temperature"--what the weatherdude calls normal is a rolling 30-year average.  "normal" temperature for any given day has quite a range.)

53 51 Does this mean the morons are all Deniers now?

I am, but what exactly do you mean by "Denier"?  I deny to all my friends that I look at prodigious amounts of Skinemax pron, is that what you mean?

54

And, yes, last month was the hottest January on record since satellites were first used to track global temperatures.

Which is 32 years out of a 4.5 billion year climate record.

Psst....it's El Nino, Keef. 

You may now resume your rant to your audience of 53 people who thought they were going to get an infomercial for a Snuggly and fell asleep to your waxing tones instead.

55 I can't fap to this!

56 Mechanical engineering?  Wuss.

57

And, yes, last month was the hottest January on record since satellites were first used to track global temperatures.

I don't know where that came from but it is BS. January was one of the colder Januaries on record.

58 Global warming my chilly, redneck ass.  It's about to snow in Mobile, Alabama.  I know they said Bama and the Saints would win titles when HELL freezes over, but does it have to start here?

59 Kratos.  Heh.

60 54

And, yes, last month was the hottest January on record since satellites were first used to track global temperatures.

Which is 32 years out of a 4.5 billion year climate record.

Psst....it's El Nino, Keef. 

You may now resume your rant to your audience of 53 people who thought they were going to get an infomercial for a Snuggly and fell asleep to your waxing tones instead.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 11, 2010 04:18 PM (B+qrE)

53 people? His audience has more then doubled in two weeks.

61 I'm having fun, maybe too much fun, poking the local moonbats with this snowstorm. If I don't get an enraged "you're stuuuupid!!!" answer from them, it's stone silence. I'm sure a few of them will try to use the talking points Olbermann and the Times have provided, but they are easy pickings, too.

62 I've got two near dead palm trees in the backyard.  I've a good mind to dig them up and send them to Al Gore's place.  Anyone seen or heard from him recently?

63 Maybe Olbermann should have taken more Ag classes at the Ag college.  They don't teach much about weather in communications, even at the "other" Cornell.

64 Vic--Actually he's right, but he left out that a) it was an El Nino, and b) it was only warm over the oceans.  And February won't be anywhere near as warm.

So he's a lying sack who misrepresented one measurement into WORLDWIDE DOOM!!!11! 

65

(there is no "normal temperature"--what the weatherdude calls normal is a rolling 30-year average.  "normal" temperature for any given day has quite a range.)

Understood. What I was trying to get across was that it certainly wasn't the hottest January on record here. I don't know where he is getting his information, nor for that matter how in the world it is even calculated.

66

You're welcome. I was a government geographer for 30 years.

Kewl, but Howland is too far and I don't want to fight Haiti for Navassa.  I'd also need some infrastructure; I'm not so loaded I can build my own, uh, everything.

A condo on St. Thomas looks possible, but my kids just told me they don't want to move.  I think they are insane.

67

Effin, Scandis--

hijacked?-- (they ARE Scandis, after all) --NO,  retooled my personal "Ride of theValrykies Anthem"-- and put it in an RV, not a Pavelow (60 or 53)--best helicopter music evah! piped into a cabin to take your mind off of the sound of rounds impacting as you close on a hot LZ!

Baba o'Reilly...heh now need a continuation sendup for don't get Fooled Again (it was a LOOONG ride that time)

ROFLMAO!..I now live w/in arty range of Al Gore's Castle, and just went thru here twice since Xmas what DC is crying about..heh

Great use of the banjo...(no TN / Deliverance theme here) and a mandolin, to boot...heh

btw, i almost cried watchin' them doing their geriatric greatest hits mish mash during the superbowl..and not in a good way, either!

and the horns, the horns! oh and the blond wig was a nice touch too!

68

Prediction of snow "accumulation" in North Florida tonight or tomorrow.  Every sensitive plant in my yard is dead here in Orlando.  So when they say a snow storm doesn't disprove global warming, they're right.  But the fact the last few winters have been much colder is undeniable.  I have a plant which branches with every freeze (a Madagascar palm).  It grew with no branching for several years.  Now it looks like one of those evolutionary charts with species as the branches.    

Ask the frozen pythons and iguanas down in the Everglades about global warming.   But they won't answer because they're dead.  Oh, and reptiles rarely speak. 

Arctic ice has been refreezing since 2007.  The amount of 2 yr old ice is staggering when you look at the satellite photos.

But of course, the cooling is caused by warming.  Natch.      

69 As horrible as that video was, I must say it made a good point:  Al Gore is hypocritical sack of shit.

I was actually quite moved by that part of it.

70 I hope every effin python in Florida dies.  They're conducting an experiment in the Savannah area to see if pythons can survive this far north.  Hope to hell they can't. 

71

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 11, 2010 04:29 PM (mR7mk)

I have been tracking daily highs and lows here for 2 years now and this jan was much colder than last jan. Last Jan was much colder than the Jan before.

A few of us Morons did a little test as well going to out local weather site and getting historical data for 2008 vs 1998. It turned out that on the average for Nov 1998 looking at the average mean temp for the entire month Nov 2008 was 5°F colder than 1998.  That was for the whole country.

If you look at real data that the government flunkies haven't been able to "tinker with" you find that real temperatures have been steadily decreasing.

Of course there are no "weather stations" in the ocean so they can tinker away.

72 Of course there are no "weather stations" in the ocean

I think that's why they use satellites to measure temps there.   I've done some of that "looking up historical data" stuff myself...still kinda pointless, in that the records don't go back far enough in geologic time to make any sort of pronouncements about "extreme."

Didn't mean to offend you, Ghost of Lee Atwater, just pointing that out for the lurkers. 

73

I hope every effin python in Florida dies.  They're conducting an experiment in the Savannah area to see if pythons can survive this far north.  Hope to hell they can't. 

Don't pythons eat cats?  If so, they can't be all bad.

74

But there are weather stations in the ocean. Recording buoys (now with transmitters) are used to keep track of temperature and sea level. Why the hell those readings don't show up in Da Data? Couldn't even begin to tell you. 

And you know who proposed those recording buoys? Hint: he wrote the first speculative paper on the effects of the Gulf Stream. First professional athlete to serve in Congress. Got fired from a good steady government job. 

75 That head case AGore must in TX for the all star game.  Largest DFW snow fall in 32 years.

76 Hey, gang. Let's burn Galileo at the stake. Crazy f-in scientists!

77

Since I watched that video I would now like to take credit for it.  The whole thing.  Well, not for the pony tail part, but everything else. 

And I saw the opening bell of the stock market. That 100 points was my biggest accomplishment today...

Stopping Clintons heart attack was a little som'n som'n I did on the side.

78 76 Hey, gang. Let's burn Galileo at the stake. Crazy f-in scientists!

Posted by: Mob at February 11, 2010 06:36 PM (Qc93O)

Let's keep Dr. Roy Spencer of UAH, Dr. Lindzen of MIT and Dr. Willie Soon of Harvard, and any other real scientists.  The activists need to be tarrred and feathered.  If Galileo was alive, he'd be a skeptic... remember, he wasn't a "go along with the crowd" type.  Consensus wasn't enough for him.

79 Hey, gang. Let's burn Galileo at the stake. Crazy f-in scientists!
Posted by: Mob at February 11, 2010 06:36 PM (Qc93O)


Galileo was not an undergrad, or  a railroad engineer pervert preaching Gaia worship, or a thief selling worthless carbon credits.


AGW is much closer to being a religion then a science. Ever read through their e-mails? Deliberate fraud.

80 Comatus: The first professional athlete to serve in Congress was John Morrissey in the mid 1800s.

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