April 14, 2010

Fuckabee moves to Hlorida.
— Jack M.

Is this significant? Could be. Might indicate he isn't planning on running in 2012 as he likes raking in the Fox cash more than remaining in his "home turf". Might mean he is running because he wants to claim a more electorally important/delegate rich home state. Could mean neither option.

I don't care, really. I just wanted to type that headline.

Posted by: Jack M. at 12:47 PM | Comments (96)
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1 It really isn't a factor for the Presidential run, other than "maybe" giving him a better chance in the FL primaries.

Posted by: Vic at April 14, 2010 12:49 PM (QrA9E)

Posted by: Mjim at April 14, 2010 12:50 PM (mMdWG)

3

Maybe he'll wait to start his campaign until Florida.

It worked for Rudy.

Ugh--I can't believe we even treat this guy seriously.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 14, 2010 12:52 PM (B+qrE)

4 Boy that whole analysis suggests Huckabee might use logical thought and apply it to campaigning. Unfortunately I can't find any objective evidence that supports that assumption.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 14, 2010 12:52 PM (0q2P7)

5 Doesn't he have the blood of 4 murdered cops on his hands?  I thought Huckabee was over.

Posted by: fozzy at April 14, 2010 12:53 PM (ccEuN)

6 Maybe he just likes the trailer park women here.

Posted by: lorien1973 at April 14, 2010 12:53 PM (IhQuA)

7 Jack, any luck remembering that Ode To A Female Lib Blogger poem you wrote?  Maybe the archives here has it, but I'm unable to search through them.

Posted by: EC at April 14, 2010 12:53 PM (iWj1i)

8 This headline is Hucking FLarious!

Posted by: Fresh Air at April 14, 2010 12:53 PM (/yUlp)

9 As long as its not Guam. Dude weighs too much.

Posted by: THE SAVE GUAM PROJECT at April 14, 2010 12:53 PM (ngD76)

10 With headlines like that, ace's hope of cashing in like Allah and Ed will remain but a Val-u-Rite-fueled dream.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 14, 2010 12:53 PM (rOd1g)

11
Fuckabee - lol.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 14, 2010 12:54 PM (0fzsA)

12 So jack, you're going Czech on us?

Posted by: Jimmy at April 14, 2010 12:54 PM (RD7QR)

Posted by: fozzy at April 14, 2010 12:56 PM (ccEuN)

14 So long as Huckabee and Romney are the front runners, the GOP has a problem.

It's not the end of the world... parties have losers and phonies succeed because great men can't survive in politics for long.

I think we need to admit that inexperience is less important that leadership capability and knowing what's right.  Sucks, because of course Obama's inexperience is obviously a huge problem.

Paul Ryan.  If you haven't heard him talk, give him a shot.

Sarah Palin ain't bad or anything.  I'd happily replace Obama with her, but Paul Ryan is everything we hoped Fred Thompson would be.

Posted by: Chunky at April 14, 2010 12:57 PM (dUOK+)

15 EC, I'm still trying to find that. I think what has me confused is 1) the airplane glue and 2) the fact that i think you are referring to a "subpassage" of something I may have written. I remember taking some snarky shots at "the unreadability of female bloggers" (not necessary liberal ones) in something, but I cant place where exactly i did that. That may be what you are thinking of.

Posted by: Jack M. at April 14, 2010 12:59 PM (Ncr1R)

16 There's at least four policemen who won't be endorsing him.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at April 14, 2010 12:59 PM (2QFX4)

17

I'm putting my money into snakeoil futures.

Posted by: Fritz at April 14, 2010 01:00 PM (GwPRU)

18 I don't understand the hucking feadline.

Posted by: Rev. Bill Spooner at April 14, 2010 01:00 PM (kJXs1)

19 It's a good first step, Huck. Now if you would just change your last name to "Hunt" I'll bet you'll get a flood of support for '12.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 14, 2010 01:01 PM (svVYR)

20 Chunky - Ryan is good but he's too young and only a Congresscritter.  He needs 10 more years and an executive job.

Posted by: fozzy at April 14, 2010 01:01 PM (ccEuN)

21 So Huckabee is moving to the Redneck Riviera?

He just wants to be closer to Joe Scarborough. 

Posted by: SlaveDog at April 14, 2010 01:01 PM (H6Jyg)

22 The Adventures of Fuckleberry Hinn.

Posted by: Twark Main at April 14, 2010 01:01 PM (svVYR)

23
He's just jumping in on the soon-to-be Fisher-era Seminole bandwagon.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at April 14, 2010 01:02 PM (MFQJZ)

24 Huckabee is done so he might as well work on his tan and finding the perfect margaurita. Romney OUGHT to be done but has enough money to pack straw polls, so he'll be around until somebody takes him aside and promises him that he'll be Secretary of Commerce or something like that.

Posted by: joncelli at April 14, 2010 01:03 PM (RD7QR)

25 I'm thinking the zero state income tax may play a part.

Posted by: alexthechick at April 14, 2010 01:03 PM (8WZWv)

26 >>He needs 10 more years and an executive job.

Oh?  Is that an issue anymore? 

Posted by: SlaveDog at April 14, 2010 01:03 PM (H6Jyg)

27
Like Obama had any experience?


Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 14, 2010 01:03 PM (0fzsA)

28 In the plus column for Ryan is that he really rocks that Ronald Reagan hairdo.

Posted by: fozzy at April 14, 2010 01:04 PM (ccEuN)

29 I'm thinking the zero state income tax may play a part.

Classic statist.  Raise taxes, move somewhere else.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 14, 2010 01:07 PM (mR7mk)

30 27 >>He needs 10 more years and an executive job.

Oh?  Is that an issue anymore? 

Posted by: SlaveDog at April 14, 2010 05:03 PM (H6Jyg)

28
Like Obama had any experience?
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 14, 2010 05:03 PM (0fzsA)


And how is that experiment working out for you?

Posted by: fozzy at April 14, 2010 01:08 PM (ccEuN)

31 29 In the plus column for Ryan is that he really rocks that Ronald Reagan hairdo.

Posted by: fozzy at April 14, 2010 05:04 PM (ccEuN)

George McFly?

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 14, 2010 01:09 PM (F09Uo)

32 I'm your fuckleberry...

Posted by: Jones at April 14, 2010 01:09 PM (JL3qV)

33

There must be something seriously wrong with my wiring, cause I really like the guy.

Don't hate the playa, hate the game, yo.

Posted by: Max Power, WTF? at April 14, 2010 01:09 PM (q177U)

34 34 There must be something seriously wrong with my wiring, cause I really like the guy.

Damn, me too. Why all the hating, everyone?

Posted by: Maurice Clemmons at April 14, 2010 01:12 PM (svVYR)

35 Don't hate the playa, hate the game, yo.

Dat playa, couldn't get his ass-hat self out of the race when it was obvious he would never get the nomination, securing ultra squishy (now with extra placid flavor) McCain as our....still hurts me to remember it....nominee.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 14, 2010 01:13 PM (0q2P7)

36 Now I'm not sayin' Romney's all dat. But damn! How could it have been worse? Just remember the 2008 campaign, and you will remember why we hate Huck.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 14, 2010 01:15 PM (0q2P7)

37 Same here.....Huckabee is much more appealing to me than just about anyone in the GOP today.  Rick Perry is my number two guy.  I never did get the hate towards Huckabee, of course I'm a social con so of course I don't get it.

Posted by: ArizonaHaole at April 14, 2010 01:15 PM (THLN4)

38 It's really so he can club baby sea turtles with Rush.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 14, 2010 01:17 PM (lYKj1)

39 2 candidates. Both say god told me to run.

That's why God invented Clint Eastwood or somebody like him like in High Plains Drifter.

Posted by: robotgossip at April 14, 2010 01:17 PM (EiH7n)

40 If the AoSHQ archives are intact, then it's here.  Somewhere.  I just can't search for it, but you may be in a better position to do so since you have co-blogger powers.

This was a straight up poem, with like 20 stanzas, and you also attached a pic of the victim female blogger that you were serenading.  It was fucking epic, and I would be sad to learn that all those words were lost...in time...like tears in rain.

Posted by: EC at April 14, 2010 01:17 PM (iWj1i)

41 Fundraising advantage.

Posted by: wtfci at April 14, 2010 01:18 PM (+zo63)

42 I personally can't stand Fuckabee and believe he is bad for conservatives and the R brand.
I wish he would just fuck off and take his  Hee Haw act with him.

Posted by: Uniball at April 14, 2010 01:20 PM (27iEn)

43 Joy... the one guy I liked less than McCain. I'll take it as a sign that it'll be Obama in 2012

Posted by: spidly at April 14, 2010 01:20 PM (Q+4X0)

44 This male-Oprah shit-for-brains God-wants-you-to-elect-me "Deliverance" reject is the reason we have Obama.

Fuck him forever.

Posted by: The War Between The Undead States at April 14, 2010 01:20 PM (svVYR)

45 Fuckabee, Fuckabee...That sure has a nice ring to it. Yeah I like that.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 14, 2010 01:21 PM (nxUYP)

46 38 Same here.....Huckabee is much more appealing to me than just about anyone in the GOP today.  Rick Perry is my number two guy.  I never did get the hate towards Huckabee, of course I'm a social con so of course I don't get it.

Posted by: ArizonaHaole at April 14, 2010 05:15 PM (THLN4)


He granted clemency to a man who later raped a child and then murdered 4 cops.  He is unelectable.  If he is the nominee, then the Dems could run a Nancy Pelosi / Harry Reid ticket and win.

Posted by: fozzy at April 14, 2010 01:21 PM (ccEuN)

47 I wish he would just fuck off and take his Hee Haw act with him.

Hee-Haw heard that and looks pissed.

Posted by: oblig. LIVE FROM TV HEBBIN at April 14, 2010 01:22 PM (x7Ao8)

48 He might play in the panhandle and north FL, the rest of the state not so much.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 14, 2010 01:23 PM (fhx4g)

49 Huckabee may have been somewhat palatable in the past. But he doesn't have the stones necessary to do the heavy lifting that will need to be done by the next President.

He needs everyone to love him so he won't do enough to fix things.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 14, 2010 01:24 PM (tf9Ne)

50   I never did get the hate towards Huckabee, of course I'm a social con so of course I don't get it.

He's Bill Clinton with a Bible instead of floozies.  Except a bit more totalitarian.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 14, 2010 01:24 PM (mR7mk)

51 The absolutely best Huck could do would be exactly what he did last time, split the religious social con vote with Romney, and allow a squishy neo-con to win the nomination.  yea

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 14, 2010 01:24 PM (0q2P7)

52 "Chunky - Ryan is good but he's too young and only a Congresscritter.  He needs 10 more years and an executive job.
Posted by: fozzy"

This ignored my point, for some reason.  Why?  Anyone with a brain realizes that Romney is a democrat and a liar and a big fan of huge entitlements, huge spending, health insurance mandates, and ... lying to us about his views.

And Huckabee... I won't even address him, he's clearly wrong.

But they have executive experience.  Tons of experience.

As I said, my argument is that we have to admit that experience is MUCH less important than leadership and clarity on our nation's problems.  Please find me someone who is up to Paul Ryan's level on this.  PLEASE.  If they have executive experience, I will be delighted.  Sarah Palin's a good potential compromise, because she clearly 'gets it' while having some leadership experience.

But I suspect the people asking for experience want a lot more than Palin offers.

Instead of vaguely naming criteria you think are necessary, please just be honest and name your best candidate.  If you have no candidate, then admit you can't beat Paul Ryan.  If you do have one, and his name is Romney, just give it up.  He's a terrible candidate.  Romney ruined Massachusetts, and his success was with a corrupt olympics... and frankly it wasn't that impressive. 

I want someone who can clearly and consistently articulate the problem with our nation's entitlement culture.  I do not want someone who clearly  changes their views over and over again as public opinion changes.  That's disgusting to me.

Not trying to be an asshole.  Please, go ahead and tell me who the credible candidates are to challenge Paul Ryan (and I don't even think Ryan will bother running... he's an example of my point).

As I said, the GOP has a problem with Romney and Baptist Romney (Huckabee) leading.

Posted by: Chunky at April 14, 2010 01:25 PM (dUOK+)

53 of course I'm a social con so of course I don't get it. Posted by: ArizonaHaole at April 14, 2010 05:15 PM (THLN4)

Well, that would be your first mistake. Might get 30% of the vote in '12. Didn't the bible say something about the anti-christ taking on different forms?
Huckabee is a nanny-state piece of shit hypocritical liar.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 14, 2010 01:25 PM (nxUYP)

54  Maurice Clemmons, hummm  -  I'm not so sure that Huckabee wants your posthumous endorsement, in fact, I think he probably wishes he never heard your name in the first place.

Posted by: some wench at April 14, 2010 01:26 PM (uJBct)

55 Huckabee is very corrupt and loves to spend a lot of money.  He's just terrible on policy.  Yeah, he's a social conservative, too.  So what?

Our nation is out of money and is screwing up foreign policy.  That's what matters.  huckabee is a progressive.

Posted by: Chunky at April 14, 2010 01:27 PM (dUOK+)

56 I wish he would do us all a favor and declare right now that he is not running for president this time. The longer his name floats around the worse it is for us.

Posted by: exceller at April 14, 2010 01:30 PM (jx2Td)

57 Huckabee uses his social con credentials to dazzle the believers into thinking he is one of their own.

He isn't.

Huckabee is about Huckabee.

Posted by: Uniball at April 14, 2010 01:30 PM (27iEn)

58

Sure Huckabee made mistakes and the issue with the criminal is hard to swallow, but that was one life, how many lives are damaged by Romneycare?

 

I refuse to defend Huckabee's action with the child rapist, while at the same time, I still believe he is more tolerable to social conservatives like myself and others.  I'm voting for the guy not named Obama in 2012 but it would be easier if it was someone I respected.  Right now aside from my fellow Texan Rick Perry and Huckabee, there is no one I really like in the GOP for 2012.  I'll pull the lever, but might throw up a bit in my mouth while doing it if my vote is for Romney or Ryan or someone else who doesn't meet the criteria

Posted by: ArizonaHaole at April 14, 2010 01:43 PM (THLN4)

59 All Motherfuckabee will accomplish is to peel off evangelicals from Palin or any other real conservative in the race and hand the nomination to another RINO who doesn't have the balls to take the fight to Precedent O-blow-me, or who will win and grow government and advance socialism at a slightly slower pace than Precedent O-blow-me.  Fuck that.  Go away Motherfuckabee, and take Mittens with you.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at April 14, 2010 01:50 PM (IoUF1)

60

Here's my post on Politico regarding Huck-a-buck.

I just love it when the dweebs chime in with derision about Huck's move to lessen the tax impact, knowing well they would make the same change if it were possible. The problem: it's difficult moving the double-wide.

Posted By: Cisco | April 14, 2010 at 04:42 PM

Posted by: Fish at April 14, 2010 01:50 PM (M5t+h)

61 Fair enough but many evangelicals will not vote for Romney, so we are at an impasse....a good ticket would be Romney/Huckabee  or Palin/Huckabee.......Or Perry/Romney or Perry/Palin or Perry/Huckabee

Posted by: ArizonaHaole at April 14, 2010 01:51 PM (THLN4)

62 60 Sure Huckabee made mistakes and the issue with the criminal is hard to swallow, but that was one life

Just when I think I've heard it all.

Posted by: The War Between The Undead States at April 14, 2010 01:57 PM (svVYR)

63 What is it you guys all dislike so much about Huckabee?  I was never able to find that out on this site: There's just this foregone conclusion that "Suckabee Hucks".

Posted by: T at April 14, 2010 01:58 PM (z9Awt)

64 I can take a Mormon, but not a creationist. Making weird shit up is somehow less offensive to me than willfully ignoring facts.

Posted by: HeyWheresBarry at April 14, 2010 01:58 PM (gQLr2)

65 polynikes,

I think Romney will be formidable in the primary, but he lost to Mccain because he's not exactly the best politician.

I just don't understand why anyone would support someone who has claimed completely opposite paramount principles based on what is most convenient.

Everyone is entitled to change their mind, but to some extent, this is pretty ridiculous.

See you in 2012... I don't know exactly who will run and beat Romney.  Hell, I strongly supported Romney myself when it was him or Mccain or Huckabee.  But we're in serious trouble if this is our best candidate.

Not because Romney can't beat Obama.  Obama's a disaster.  But because Romney will also be a disaster.  He's not good at business, doesn't understand the economy, and he's a fair weather republican.  He inherited a lot of wealth and he's good at posing as a financial genius, but that's a myth.

Personally, I no longer think Palin is running, so it might be Huck versus Romney.   That's the ugly reality.

But let's depart from ugly reality for a moment.  Paul Ryan is simply a lot smarter than Romney.  He's a better leader.  He expresses himself on the economy much more intelligently.  He's not afraid of being upstaged all the time and he's not a phoney.  Romney has more experience, however some of that experience is extremely embarrassing.  Experience is not a primary reason to elect a leader.  Convictions are most important, and experience can back that up.  IF you reject Ryan because he's not running, obviously I have to accept that's reasonable.  But if you honestly prefer Romney to Ryan, you're probably deeply misguided.

Posted by: Chunky at April 14, 2010 02:06 PM (dUOK+)

66

Actually both creationists and Mormons willfully ignore facts.  Native Americans are not genetically descended from Israelites............Game Over Mormons.  At least with creationism, a day could equal a billion years.

 

Anyway, I'll vote for Not Obama, just don't get what people have against the former governor of Arkansas, I can think of lots of Republicans that have done far more to earn this level of scorn that get a free pass........Again Romneycare is modified Obamacare and Romney is proud of what he did to Massachusetts..........That's disturbing

Posted by: ArizonaHaole at April 14, 2010 02:07 PM (THLN4)

67 T, Huckabee is incredibly corrupt and is simply not conservative in any rational way when it comes to the way governments operate.  He's a Christian, and I am cool with his religion just as I am with Romney's, but he's a progressive pretending to be a Republican.

Posted by: Chunky at April 14, 2010 02:08 PM (dUOK+)

68 Not sure he is a progressive, if he was then Obama and his pals would like the guy.  It's not like I love the Huckster, but it my choices or Huck, Romney, Ryan and Palin, it's Huck or Palin happily, grudingly for Ryan and disgusted with myself voting for Romney.

Posted by: ArizonaHaole at April 14, 2010 02:11 PM (THLN4)

69 I love it when the evangelicals beat up on the Mormons.

It's like someone who is really into post-impressionism beating up on someone for liking modern art.

Posted by: Uniball at April 14, 2010 02:16 PM (27iEn)

70 My wife is LDS, I'm an Evangelical, I'm not beating anyone up, the Mormon faith has many awesome qualites.  Genetic proof of Native Americans descending from Israelites is not one of them.

Posted by: ArizonaHaole at April 14, 2010 02:19 PM (THLN4)

71 Fuckabee (high Arkansas taxes, gifts and amnestys) and Romney (nannycare statist, missing golden tablet believer) both have major issues that make them both poor candidates as well as Gingrich (manmade global warming believer, Scozzafava supporter), but I'm sure some asshole will accuse me of being some kind of purist.

I believe it is possible to have a conservative candidate that doesn't have these problems that still can be successful on the national level.  Besides Sara Palin (media has trashed her image), and Fred Thompson (yawn) I don't think we've seen him/her yet.

Posted by: Schlippy at April 14, 2010 02:25 PM (xm1A1)

72 "Genetic proof of Native Americans descending from Israelites is not one of them."

No, but you throw out something that is obviously not a fact (Indians being descendants of Israelites), while believing in other silly stuff such as man walking on water, miracles, the flood, Adam and Eve, raising someone from the dead and on and on and on.

It's just silly ArizonaHaole.

Evangelicals don't have the market cornered on truth, no one does.



Posted by: Uniball at April 14, 2010 02:26 PM (27iEn)

73 @74 But at least you can use the Bible to find things archeologically.  The book the mormons use is demonstrably false, and easily so, because it's not that old and it was written by a known sham artist.  At least with the Bible you can lose the miracles and put it down to the story being a few thousand years old.

How the hell do you loose a set of golden tablets that were revealed only 150 years ago?  Or have a 'revelation' that oops, god doesn't really live on the moon with his seven wives.

Posted by: Schlippy at April 14, 2010 02:28 PM (xm1A1)

74 74.....who said I believed in those things?  Being an Evangelical means I have a free mind, I am not chained to church dogma

Posted by: ArizonaHaole at April 14, 2010 02:32 PM (THLN4)

75 Schlippy,
It's all the same to me. Big deal, you can locate archeological evidence, but you can't prove actual shit happened.  Locating  a spot and proving something happened are two completely different things.

Shit, Paul is as much of a sham artist as old Joe. Did Paul ever meet or listen to Jesus? No, just claimed to have an experience, same with old Joe.

Half the New Testament is written by a guy who had zero exposure to Jesus.

Just saying Mormons have as much claim as evangelicals/mainstream Christians, no difference.

It comes down to taste, upbringing, and influence, nothing more nothing less.

Posted by: Uniball at April 14, 2010 02:35 PM (27iEn)

76 "who said I believed in those things?  Being an Evangelical means I have a free mind, I am not chained to church dogma"

You don't believe in Jesus and Peter walking on water, miracles, Jesus raising himself from the dead, the flood?

Isn't the resurrection a key component to Christianity?

Posted by: Uniball at April 14, 2010 02:39 PM (27iEn)

77 Uni,

     Perhaps.  I'm just saying some religions are definately easier to say "oh feck you, that's bullshit" than others.  Mormons, scientologists, Branch davidians, etc etc I will laugh in their face whereas traditional Christians I can defend.

As to the Bible's authors, it's a pretty amazing book whether you're religious or not.  Written by 88 authors over a period of thousands of years, and yes, you can find things with it, and it is an accurate account of a great deal of history (Torah / Old Testament goes back at least 5000 years I think).  True or not, other religious texts don't hold a candle to it, for one thing because most other texts were written by one guy and his buddies, whereas the Bible spans a conspiracy of men over a long period of time from very different backgrounds, be they a Roman soldier (Paul) to a lawyer (Luke) to a fisherman (Matthew) to kings (David, Solomon) to slaves (Moses).

Shrug, yes I went to religion school, but am myself agnostic.

Posted by: Schlippy at April 14, 2010 02:50 PM (xm1A1)

78 I still think the Incredible Huck was on a mission solely to deny a Mormon the White House. Everything else was just an ego stroke. I also agree that he moved to FL to avoid state income taxes on his Foxbucks. I guess his social programs only work when financed with OPM.

Posted by: Funny, huh? at April 14, 2010 03:00 PM (SBIko)

79 Schlippy,
The major difference between Christianity and the other religions you cited is time, time and political power.

Other than that, meh, they be the same to me.

No denying that there is some interesting stuff in the Bible, I have read it a number of times, and enjoy reading books about early Christianity. I just get a kick out of when evangelicals, who believe so strongly that they are right (where else have we seen this mindset) blast a newer religion because they believe so strongly that the other religion is wrong.

It's silly.

Having said that I have a tremendous respect for Christianity, the teachings, and Christian history.  I just don't get the wretched self righteousness that comes with so many evangelicals.....including Fuckabee.

Posted by: Uniball at April 14, 2010 03:07 PM (27iEn)

80 Yes, I know a number of Christians that knew nothing of Fuckabee's politics and voted for him simply because he was the preacher-guy.  Including my parents, by the way.  For the record, I voted Romney in the primary because he was my 3rd choice (after Thompson and Guliani who had both dropped out by primary time.)

My last pick of all would have been Juan McShamnesty.

Quite annoying.

Posted by: Schlippy at April 14, 2010 03:17 PM (xm1A1)

81 Fuckabee is gonna need that sweetheart deal the other schmucky Nelson secured for Florida seasoned citizens.

Fuckabee has never met a government program he his fauxpopulism didn't looooove.

Posted by: pottymouth at April 14, 2010 03:21 PM (Glxw+)

82 "Quite annoying."

I agree.

Posted by: Uniball at April 14, 2010 03:21 PM (27iEn)

83

Some of you are missing the Huckabee forest for the Christian trees.  I have met the man and as a man, he is slimy and conniving.

I was at the Coumbia, SC GOP debate in 2008 and watched him, and listened to him.

He and Duncan Hunter, both (and only) came over from the debate to FairTax rally, across the street.  Hunter knew some things about the FT and was politely supportive.  Huck knew nothing about it, and said so, but (and I loosely quote) said, "But whatever could get all you people to travel this far and produce such an impressive crowd must be great!"  He met and greeted, afterwards and conveyed the same, whatever this FT stuff was, he wanted some.

Unfortunately, he became identified as a FT supporter and candidate, but he never learned anything about it and he spread nonsense about the proposed legislation in future debates and apppearances that is considered factual, always winging it.  That's what he does and is.

He's an opportunist with a folksy tale and no real compunction to stick with facts, or do heavy lifting.  If he saw, especially during that campaign, a large group wearing Nikes and black sweatsuits, he would have seen ground troops and donations, then claimed to be waiting for the aliens.

It was the avaricious gleam in his eye and his complete and continuing insincerity that I found defining.  Two years later and he is still working the same sideshow act for all it is worth.  I happen to support the idea of the FT, but don't hold it against people that do not.  However, I have a special disdain for fakes.  Huckabee is a fake, to his core, and he knows it.  He seems to drift through life amazed that some people will reliably fall for his act.

Don't fall for his act.

Posted by: Cjrun at April 14, 2010 03:40 PM (thWJh)

84 Where the hell is Hlorida?

Posted by: ArrrJayyy at April 14, 2010 03:49 PM (ADbI4)

85 FuckaDuckabee! There goes the neighborhood!

Posted by: Snorty McBrearty at April 14, 2010 03:50 PM (+76J/)

86 Oh, wait. I get it now.

My apologies.

Posted by: ArrrJayyy at April 14, 2010 03:52 PM (ADbI4)

87 Does this mean we get to refer to his voters as Fucksters?

Posted by: Guy Dudebro at April 14, 2010 03:53 PM (/PdK/)

88 I agree with those who are annoyed that Huckabee would be used as an example of Christians or even the fundie christian.  Huckabee is a total slimeball, and people who are saying 'wha?  huckabee is a slimeball?  I had no idea!  Why not explain this in detail!' might as well demand we prove the earth is round.

Romney seems to be a good honorable family guy, like a lot of mormons.  I think his religion is just damn irrelevant, though I think South Park nailed the reasons it's goofy.  Huckabee is not a reasonable proxy for his religion, though.

Posted by: Chunky at April 14, 2010 04:04 PM (dUOK+)

89 33 I'm your fuckleberry...

Posted by: Jones at April 14, 2010 05:09 PM (JL3qV)

 

That's huckin' filarious Jones!

Posted by: Dork B. at April 14, 2010 04:07 PM (6XsXA)

90 33 I'm your fuckleberry...

Posted by: Jones at April 14, 2010 05:09 PM (JL3qV)

 

Oops.

Posted by: Dork B. at April 14, 2010 04:08 PM (6XsXA)

91 5 Doesn't he have the blood of 4 murdered cops on his hands? I thought Huckabee was over. What? He kills cops and he hates gays. He's triangulating.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at April 14, 2010 04:50 PM (SPF0t)

92 What? Hloridans fuck bees? Really? What's that like?

Posted by: cackfinger at April 14, 2010 05:08 PM (TUBcJ)

93 The man doesn't want to deal with the fact that Sarah WILL KICK HIS NASTY COP-KILLING ASS in Arkansas.

Posted by: section9 at April 14, 2010 05:40 PM (H6lGz)

94 Looks like his marathon running days are over, too.  He's really porking up.

Posted by: Rewrite! at April 14, 2010 08:49 PM (d7Px0)

95 He Wants tO EscAPe Sate TaxeS on his new earnings.  That's all.

Posted by: Imprudent Speculator at April 15, 2010 06:03 AM (oPPsv)

Posted by: Jay in Ames at April 15, 2010 09:06 AM (UEEex)

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