December 14, 2010
— Ace Almost demanding that someone make a hyper-violent Lego game, like Lego Reservoir Dogs or Lego Snatch.
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Posted by: Dr Spank at December 14, 2010 02:55 PM (LLZiU)
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 14, 2010 02:56 PM (Ulu3i)
(Says he who's playing Lego: Universe as a substitute for the Valu-Rite because of the diabetes pills.)
Though I suddenly have a desire to see a shot-by-shot remake of John Carpenter's Thing using Lego.
Posted by: Meiczyslaw at December 14, 2010 02:57 PM (bjRNS)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 02:59 PM (tJjm/)
The company won't make naval ships or tanks because they don't believe children should engage in war play.
Scandis. Pfft.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 14, 2010 03:00 PM (4ucxv)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 03:00 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 03:00 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 03:01 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 03:02 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 03:03 PM (8uDC8)
Scandis. Pfft.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 14, 2010 07:00 PM (4ucxv)
Oh really? Too bad for them you can make anything you want out of it.
Posted by: fozzy at December 14, 2010 03:06 PM (lPLCj)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 03:08 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 03:10 PM (tJjm/)
I don't think that's entirely true any more. They make plenty of war toys, just no "modern" ones that aren't associated with a licensed property. (See Indiana Jones.)
Posted by: Meiczyslaw at December 14, 2010 03:12 PM (bjRNS)
There used to be a reseller out there that sold Lego-scale replicas of WWII tanks, too.
Posted by: Meiczyslaw at December 14, 2010 03:13 PM (bjRNS)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 07:08 PM (tJjm/)
That thing must have cost him $5k. Legos are expensive.
Posted by: fozzy at December 14, 2010 03:14 PM (lPLCj)
I made a Lego "snatch" when I was 9 years old, but it wasn't a violent video game.
It did hurt so much to use it that I ended up switching to girls when I was 25.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 14, 2010 03:14 PM (sqNU7)
Posted by: goldbricker esq at December 14, 2010 03:16 PM (GkMfH)
As if children can't make a weapon out of an object as innocuous as a..um...baguette loaf.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 14, 2010 03:16 PM (c0A3e)
Lighten up, Francis. Its always good to have moments of levity too, even as the world descends into chaos.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 14, 2010 03:18 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: goldbricker esq at December 14, 2010 07:16 PM (GkMfH)
Actualy? this is just research for future defense spending... because Legos is all we'll be able to afford...
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 14, 2010 03:20 PM (AdK6a)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 03:21 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Noted Ace of Spades psychologist Country Joe and the Fish at December 14, 2010 03:22 PM (le5qc)
Well, yes, both of my wives have been such sluts that I've had to wear rubbers with them. What's your point?
Posted by: Sharkman at December 14, 2010 03:25 PM (sqNU7)
Almost demanding that someone make a hyper-violent Lego game, like Lego Reservoir Dogs or Lego Snatch.
You mean, like "CLOPS" but in Lego?
Posted by: stuiec at December 14, 2010 03:25 PM (Di3Im)
O/T: which of them (or was it both?) looked at the other and said, "Meh, I could do better"?
Posted by: stuiec at December 14, 2010 03:26 PM (Di3Im)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 07:03 PM (8uDC
So does this mean you won't be able to "double-click your mouse" tonight?
Interesting to note that you are left handed.
Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2010 03:28 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 03:29 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Noted Ace of Spades psychologist Country Joe and the Fish at December 14, 2010 03:29 PM (le5qc)
O/T: which of them (or was it both?) looked at the other and said, "Meh, I could do better"?
Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds announce split
Posted by: stuiec at December 14, 2010 07:26 PM (Di3Im)
Some morons and moronettes shall rejoice.
Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2010 03:31 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 03:31 PM (tJjm/)
Please tell me you're speaking from experience.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 03:32 PM (8uDC8)
...I'm actually not left-handed. I just have a left-handed mouse set-up for no real reason.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 03:33 PM (8uDC8)
Some morons and moronettes shall rejoice.
Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2010 07:31 PM (oVQFe)
Like any of us has a shot.
Posted by: stuiec at December 14, 2010 03:34 PM (Di3Im)
You're welcome!Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 03:34 PM (tJjm/)
...I'm actually not left-handed. I just have a left-handed mouse set-up for no real reason.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 07:33 PM (8uDC
You obviously play no computer games that utilize wasd.
Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2010 03:38 PM (oVQFe)
Like any of us has a shot.
Been there. Done that. Exceptionally well, I might add.
Posted by: Will Folks at December 14, 2010 07:37 PM (qNMYm)
Was it good for Ryan too?
Posted by: stuiec at December 14, 2010 03:38 PM (Di3Im)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 03:38 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 03:39 PM (tJjm/)
You obviously play no computer games that utilize wasd.
Posted by: buzzionp l ; ' ... not that I know anything about the Devil's hand.
Posted by: goldbricker esq at December 14, 2010 03:41 PM (GkMfH)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 14, 2010 07:16 PM (c0A3e)
The tragedy was that in 1940, France deployed a crack battalion of boulangers to stand up against the Wehrmacht's Blitzkrieg. Only afterward did they realize that the baguette is not as formidable an anti-tank weapon as it is a play sword.
Posted by: stuiec at December 14, 2010 03:41 PM (Di3Im)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Embalming Fluid-filled Penis at December 14, 2010 03:42 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 07:33 PM (8uDC
You're welcome!
Wait.. why would I... Ohhhh... No, that's not why. My computer is in the living room, ffs.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 03:43 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 03:45 PM (8uDC8)
You obviously play no computer games that utilize wasd.
Posted by: buzzionp l ; ' ... not that I know anything about the Devil's hand.
Posted by: goldbricker esq at December 14, 2010 07:41 PM (GkMfH)
That just seems weird to me. But then again I get pissed when I find an old school nintendo game using a flash emulator and they want you to use the directional arrows and Z and X as the A B buttons, completely flipping the classic nintendo control scheme.
Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2010 03:45 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 07:43 PM (8uDC
THAT'S what I call living, baby!
Posted by: Max Bialystock, Broadway Producer at December 14, 2010 03:46 PM (Di3Im)
That's true... they can just stand naked in front of a mirror all day.Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Mortician at December 14, 2010 03:48 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 03:48 PM (tJjm/)
If i wer elected RNC chare, I wud be very, very, very, very happie. Beacause RNC chare is very, very, very important and you can have the fun times.
So, in summary, plaese vote Mical Stiiele for RNC chare.
Thank you.
Posted by: Mical Stiiele at December 14, 2010 03:50 PM (GkMfH)
Yeah, that sounds entertaining e_e
Actually I meant that we're better at visualization, and therefore the inside of our brains are way more awesome than porn can hope to be.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 03:54 PM (8uDC8)
Then again, with the exception of Pulp Fiction and maybe Jackie Brown I think Tarantino is a talentless hack.
Posted by: Grayson at December 14, 2010 03:59 PM (nJhke)
Sacred honor compels me edit My Lady...
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 04:00 PM (tJjm/)
Then again, with the exception of Pulp Fiction and maybe Jackie Brown I think Tarantino is a talentless hack.
brevity, and all that
Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2010 04:02 PM (qNMYm)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 07:54 PM (8uDC
That's even kinkier than I've ever imagined! Do I look for a girl missing an eye, or with a really wide ear canal or nostril... or do I drill a hole in her skull specifically for the purpose?
Posted by: stuiec at December 14, 2010 04:03 PM (Di3Im)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010
How does visualization have any affect on the vag...
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 04:04 PM (8uDC8)
Then again, with the exception of Pulp Fictionand maybe Jackie Brown I think Inglourious Basterds Tarantino is a talentless hack pastiche artist.
Posted by: Grayson
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Posted by: Mical Stiiele at December 14, 2010 04:05 PM (GkMfH)
http://abcn.ws/efcVvf
Posted by: MikeTheMoose© at December 14, 2010 04:06 PM (0q2P7)
Picture yourself on a secluded beach with a loving, manly gentleman giving every bit of your body the attention it deserves... in a way that makes it purr...Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 04:08 PM (tJjm/)
I just whanged the EXACT SAME SPOT on my elbow AGAIN! WTF.
;-;
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 08:08 PM (8uDC8
Doctor it hurts when I do this.
Well then don't do that.
Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2010 04:09 PM (oVQFe)
I would recommend you stop visualizing and start paying attention to what you're doing... and maybe, get a right handed mouse
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 04:10 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 08:08 PM (tJjm/)
Now realize that the damn beach sand gets in EVERYTHING....
Posted by: stuiec at December 14, 2010 04:10 PM (Di3Im)
I just whanged the EXACT SAME SPOT on my elbow AGAIN! WTF.
;-;
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 08:08 PM (8uDC
Tell the person behind you to stop whamming your arm against the furniture.
Posted by: stuiec at December 14, 2010 04:11 PM (Di3Im)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 04:11 PM (tJjm/)
"IÂ’ve been having a bit of fun on Twitter mocking this whole No Labels thing. For instance:
“Pupils formerly known as bullies celebrate label-liberation as they beat pupils formerly known as nerds into bloody stumps.”
“Animal formerly known as ‘cat’ still refuses to fetch, even though liberated from the ‘cat’ label.”
And after the Virginia court decision:
“Fear not liberals, ‘unconstitutional’ is only a label.”
And so on. But I would hate for my jocularity to mislead people. IÂ’m deadly serious about how stupid and pernicious I think this whole thing is."
Posted by: goldbricker esq at December 14, 2010 04:12 PM (GkMfH)
Posted by: fluffy knows Strunk & White at December 14, 2010 04:12 PM (SwkdU)
As to the cause of my severiously jacked up wrist, feel free to speculate.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 04:12 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: AoSHQ's DarkLord© at December 14, 2010 08:09 PM (aoLEL)
Just like Jamie Foxx's taxi driver character in Collateral, dreaming of the limo service he's going to run one day. Keep her photo in your car visor.
Posted by: stuiec at December 14, 2010 04:13 PM (Di3Im)
*CoolCzech takes a long drag on his cigarette*Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 04:14 PM (tJjm/)
I meant for the dude, obviously.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 04:14 PM (8uDC8)
As to the cause of my severiously jacked up wrist, feel free to speculate.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 08:12 PM (8uDC
You used to enjoy hand writing your fantasy short stories.
Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2010 04:14 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 04:15 PM (tJjm/)
This time it was on the newel post as I was coming downstairs. I have no idea why my elbow is magnetically attracting the woodwork.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 04:15 PM (8uDC8)
REALLY?
I mean the answer to that is SO obvious... sweetheart, Men are Pigs and anything vag related makes them snort!Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 04:17 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 08:11 PM (tJjm/)
The fundamental difference between men and women:
While making love, if part of the ceiling caves in and a falling joist tears a man's arm off at the shoulder, he won't skip a beat and will simply say, "Honey, just stick your finger in that severed artery for a minute more... maybe two...."
If, instead of the ceiling caving in, a mosquito should bite her on the leg, she will yell, "Stop! Stop! I can't anymore -- how do you expect me to stay in the mood when I'm being EATEN ALIVE?!?"
Posted by: stuiec at December 14, 2010 04:17 PM (Di3Im)
It was all right until I started bouncing off furniture today
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 04:18 PM (8uDC8)
I mean the answer to that is SO obvious... sweetheart, Men are Pigs and anything vag related makes them snort!
No dammit! I meant, how is the woman's visualization skills beneficial to the man!
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 04:19 PM (8uDC8)
I thought chicks liked foreplay.
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 14, 2010 04:20 PM (/HzzQ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 04:20 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: fluffy the typist at December 14, 2010 04:21 PM (SwkdU)
Well, I did. But that was long before this.
/props for being contrary and giving me a non-perverted answer.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 04:21 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 04:22 PM (tJjm/)
Like any of us has a shot.
Exactly. But I'll give it my best shot. Restraining order be damned.
He just married the wrong Swede.
Posted by: laceyunderallson at December 14, 2010 04:23 PM (uj5hX)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 04:24 PM (tJjm/)
It'd be funny if one of these lego-nerds built a Lego Mecca complete with a Lego Mohammed, a Lego goat, and a beheading of a Lego Infidel by Lego Islamists.
Posted by: lolsoothsayer at December 14, 2010 04:25 PM (fFMjt)
Posted by: bigred at December 14, 2010 04:25 PM (cX9pO)
So there is hope for me? Stupendous!
Posted by: Helen Thomas at December 14, 2010 04:25 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 14, 2010 08:20 PM (/HzzQ)
Not from mosquitoes.
Which reminds me of a joke:
A horny mouse comes to an African watering hole one evening and propositions all of the female animals. Of course, none of them being as small as the mouse, each either ignores him or tries to stomp him. That is, until he reaches the elephant, who says, "Sure, whatever. Don't mind if I keep drinking, do you?"
The mouse scurries up her hind leg and reaches his goal. As he's vigorously enjoying himself, a mosquito lands on the tip of the elephant's trunk and bites. She rears up and bellows in pain.
"That's right," shouts the mouse, "take it all, bitch!"
Posted by: stuiec at December 14, 2010 04:25 PM (Di3Im)
I wish I had these kinds of problems.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 04:25 PM (8uDC8)
Well, I did. But that was long before this.
/props for being contrary and giving me a non-perverted answer.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 08:21 PM (8uDC
Well if figured I should since I helped start all this off with the "double click your mouse" comment that was a euphamism for female masturbation in American pie.
No dammit! I meant, how is the woman's visualization skills beneficial to the man!
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 08:19 PM (8uDC
And this is easy. Anything to turn the girl on and put her more in the mood is beneficial to the guy.
Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2010 04:26 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 04:27 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 04:27 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: monkey throwing coconuts at December 14, 2010 04:27 PM (SwkdU)
Is Helen Gurly Brown still alive?
You know what'd be scary? A skeleton-look-a-like contest with Helen Gurly Brown and Eunice Kennedy Shriver.
Posted by: lolsoothsayer at December 14, 2010 04:29 PM (fFMjt)
Exactly. But I'll give it my best shot. Restraining order be damned.
He just married the wrong Swede.
Posted by: laceyunderallson at December 14, 2010 08:23 PM (uj5hX)
One of the difficulties of these "matches of perfection" is that each partner knows that the other can, in fact, do as well or better, so there's always a little nagging doubt. If you're just a shade or two below Scarlett's hotness, Ryan will always know that no one as hot or hotter than him will try to steal you. Then al you have to do is fulfill his every twisted desire, so that he's never tempted to find someone more exotic.
Posted by: stuiec at December 14, 2010 04:29 PM (Di3Im)
Then more guys should be cool with pictures of dudes making out.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 04:29 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 04:30 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 08:25 PM (8uDC
What, termites in the ceiling and clouds of mosquitoes in your bedroom? Who in their right mind wants that?
Posted by: stuiec at December 14, 2010 04:31 PM (Di3Im)
Then al you have to do is fulfill his every twisted desire, so that he's never tempted to find someone more exotic.
Aaaaaand I'm still waiting for your point -- have you seen him?? 
Posted by: laceyunderallson at December 14, 2010 04:31 PM (uj5hX)
I'm sorry, but that just makes Little Zog roll up and hide... Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 04:31 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 08:29 PM (8uDC
In my wife's case, it's romance novels set in the Scottish Highlands.
Posted by: stuiec at December 14, 2010 04:31 PM (Di3Im)
Posted by: stuiec at December 14, 2010 08:25 PM (Di3Im)
...and the elephant stops laughing, looks at the pygmy through tear stained eyes and says, "How do you breathe through that thing!"
Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2010 04:32 PM (qNMYm)
Then more guys should be cool with pictures of dudes making out.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 08:29 PM (8uDC
I didn't say we wanted to know what you were thinking about.
Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2010 04:32 PM (oVQFe)
Then all you have to do is fulfill his every twisted desire, so that he's never tempted to find someone more exotic.
Aaaaaand I'm still waiting for your point -- have you seen him??
Posted by: laceyunderallson at December 14, 2010 08:31 PM (uj5hX)
I didn't say it would be at all difficult.
Posted by: stuiec at December 14, 2010 04:32 PM (Di3Im)
...and the elephant stops laughing, looks at the pygmy through tear stained eyes and says, "How do you breathe through that thing!"
Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2010 08:32 PM (qNMYm)
Careful... the next stage after just the punch lines is just the page numbers.
Posted by: stuiec at December 14, 2010 04:33 PM (Di3Im)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 08:29 PM (8uDC
What good does it do to have a woman all hot & bothered if your penis has retreated into your abdominal cavity?
Yuck.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at December 14, 2010 08:32 PM (wOtDN)
This is where YOUR visualization skills have to come into play. You have to visualize the dudes as chicks.
Posted by: stuiec at December 14, 2010 04:34 PM (Di3Im)
Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Richard Simmons at December 14, 2010 04:34 PM (9Vw1I)
Then al you have to do is fulfill his every twisted desire, so that he's never tempted to find someone more exotic.
Aaaaaand I'm still waiting for your point -- have you seen him??
Posted by: laceyunderallson at December 14, 2010 08:31 PM (uj5hX)
Those aren't actually his abs in that Green Lantern costume.
Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2010 04:35 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: laceyunderallson at December 14, 2010 04:35 PM (uj5hX)
Yuck.
You don't have to look at it yourself, anymore than you have to read terrible Harlequin romance novels.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 04:35 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 14, 2010 04:35 PM (Tam8O)
Those aren't actually his abs in that Green Lantern costume.
Not an ab girl. I'm okay with that!
Posted by: laceyunderallson at December 14, 2010 04:36 PM (uj5hX)
Those aren't actually his abs in that Green Lantern costume.
Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2010 08:35 PM (oVQFe)
What makes you think her eyes have made it up to the level of his abs?
Posted by: stuiec at December 14, 2010 04:36 PM (Di3Im)
just the punch lines is just the page numbers.
My father is nipping at Jackie the Joke-Man's heels.
I have heard them all at least once...they get lumped into general categories.
That is my fav. 'Elephant', and probably a Top Ten 'Penis' joke, respectively.
Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2010 04:38 PM (qNMYm)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 08:35 PM (8uDC
I do if I want to know whether Lady Pamela ends up with the Earl of Pembroke or that rascal gambler Duchamps.
Posted by: stuiec at December 14, 2010 04:38 PM (Di3Im)
I gave up on Legos at about age six because you couldn't make 15, 30 and 45 degree angles with them. Same with Lincoln Logs. They both sucked.
There was one 3-D right angle toy that was pretty cool (I forget its name -- erector set, maybe?) that replicated skyscraper construction. It even had tiny battery powered winches and other neat stuff.
My biggest brother had one and would beat the snot out of me if he caught me even touching it. But it was way cooler than Legos.
Posted by: Ed Anger at December 14, 2010 04:38 PM (7+pP9)
What you look at before coming to bed, really, is your own business after all. Likewise, I would enjoy an aroused woman in bed very much... if she does is her own affair. But I suspect she WOULD! Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 04:38 PM (tJjm/)
That is my fav. 'Elephant', and probably a Top Ten 'Penis' joke, respectively.
Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2010 08:38 PM (qNMYm)
How about, "See this? FUCK your canoe!"
Posted by: stuiec at December 14, 2010 04:39 PM (Di3Im)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 04:39 PM (tJjm/)
My biggest brother had one and would beat the snot out of me if he caught me even touching it. But it was way cooler than Legos.
Posted by: Ed Anger at December 14, 2010 08:38 PM (7+pP9)
Fischer-Technik?
Posted by: stuiec at December 14, 2010 04:40 PM (Di3Im)
Those aren't actually his abs in that Green Lantern costume.
Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2010 08:35 PM (oVQFe)
What makes you think her eyes have made it up to the level of his abs?
Posted by: stuiec at December 14, 2010 08:36 PM (Di3Im)
Actually I don't care where she's looking, I'm just pissed at Warner Bros. shitty idea to make the GL costume full CG so it looks cartoonish the whole time.
Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2010 04:40 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: chicks today at December 14, 2010 04:40 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 14, 2010 04:40 PM (Tam8O)
Posted by: Mortis at December 14, 2010 04:40 PM (I8CPt)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 04:43 PM (tJjm/)
My biggest brother had one and would beat the snot out of me if he caught me even touching it. But it was way cooler than Legos.
Posted by: Ed Anger at December 14, 2010 08:38 PM (7+pP9)
Fischer-Technik?
Posted by: stuiec at December 14, 2010 08:40 PM (Di3Im)
The toy in the 90's was K-Nex I believe. The pieces were capable of multiple angles. No battery power (that I remember) though they did have rubberbands so you could build a working Ferris wheel and a few other things like that.
Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2010 04:44 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 14, 2010 04:45 PM (bvfVF)
Posted by: Hollywood at December 14, 2010 04:45 PM (SwkdU)
Cannibal Jokes?
Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2010 08:43 PM (qNMYm)
Never eat a clown. They taste funny.
Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2010 04:45 PM (oVQFe)
Oddly enough I think I was reading the scene in So Long and Thanks for all the Fish where the main character dude and that chick whose feet don't touch the ground learn to fly and have sex 30,000 feet in the air.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 04:46 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at December 14, 2010 08:42 PM (wOtDN)
Dude, if that link name implies what I think it does, Ace isn't going to look very kindly to you posting that here.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 14, 2010 04:46 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 04:46 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 14, 2010 04:47 PM (Tam8O)
Posted by: Berserker at December 14, 2010 04:47 PM (gWHrG)
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 14, 2010 04:47 PM (Tam8O)
Posted by: Arthur Dent at December 14, 2010 04:48 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 04:48 PM (tJjm/)
No, Renee is playing Odin's wife, Frigga.
But yeah, this is an odd-fit for her. Maybe she requested this role to show that she still "has it"?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 14, 2010 04:49 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2010 04:50 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 14, 2010 04:50 PM (Tam8O)
If he's doing his job right, she wouldn't even notice a mosquito bite.
Posted by: Retread at December 14, 2010 04:52 PM (/o8Y1)
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 14, 2010 04:52 PM (Tam8O)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 04:52 PM (tJjm/)
Nope.
But you guys haven't reached your Megan 'Fatty McButterpants' McCain quota for the day -- chop chop!
Posted by: laceyunderallson at December 14, 2010 04:54 PM (uj5hX)
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 14, 2010 04:56 PM (Tam8O)
Never hit the wrong button, your dead.
I made a dreadful mistake of mispelling the word -
unconstitutional
in a previous post.
Posted by: JustME at December 14, 2010 04:57 PM (CyPWX)
Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2010 04:58 PM (+RpbR)
She nailed McCain instead.
Uh, not quite. Are quotes are hard concept to understand?
Seems like you're in need of some Midol.
Posted by: laceyunderallson at December 14, 2010 04:59 PM (uj5hX)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 05:02 PM (tJjm/)
And its bad to earn the ire of a Russian Czar wanna-be, else you'll spend your last moments in a hospital bed dying of Polonium-induced radiation poisoning.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 14, 2010 05:02 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 05:04 PM (tJjm/)
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Yeah. Russian "Vogue", which seems to be dubbing itself "Vogue: The Voice of America" (Vogue: Голос Америки
. Not sure how I feel about that.Posted by: Anachronda at December 14, 2010 05:05 PM (6fER6)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 05:05 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 05:05 PM (tJjm/)
(at least until you end up hanging by piano wire).
I would wager that the fun you could have as a Despot for 10+ years would outweigh the discomfort of being strung up by Piano-Wire.
Think about it.
Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2010 05:06 PM (qNMYm)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 05:06 PM (tJjm/)
I wonder how Putin will fare in his divorce settlement?
Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2010 05:09 PM (qNMYm)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 05:10 PM (tJjm/)
I wonder how Putin will fare in his divorce settlement?
Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2010 09:09 PM (qNMYm)
Russia is a dangerous place for Putin litigants I hear.
Posted by: robtr at December 14, 2010 05:10 PM (hVDig)
Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2010 05:11 PM (qNMYm)
Story:
http://tinyurl.com/2ce27rr
I wish the article would just be honest and say that Iran is enraged that people other than muslims exist in the world.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 14, 2010 05:12 PM (bvfVF)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 05:12 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: jewells45 at December 14, 2010 05:14 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 05:16 PM (tJjm/)
I think it was an Erector Set -- it had gray plastic I beams that snapped into each other and a gray plastic tray for the foundation. It was called City Builder or something like that. That was circa 1966. The older ones were made of stamped metal and are big collector items now.
They beat the hell out of Legos.
Besides -- Lego pieces fit through a toilet paper tube so they're a choking hazard and only a negligent parent would buy them for her/his kids.
Posted by: Ed Anger at December 14, 2010 05:18 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2010 05:18 PM (+RpbR)
Posted by: jewells45 at December 14, 2010 05:19 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: My Little Pony at December 14, 2010 05:20 PM (SwkdU)
Okay, then I won't repost the link to the Kazakhs making pony sausage. (I really like ponies, BTW)
Thank you for that.
Posted by: jewells45 at December 14, 2010 05:21 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 05:21 PM (8uDC8)
I think I am basically done with all my Christmas shopping/wrapping. Now I wish it were Christmas already.
I'm done with shopping but I am procrastinating on the wrapping.
Posted by: jewells45 at December 14, 2010 05:23 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 05:24 PM (tJjm/)
I just scream, "Fuck shit hell bitches" into a box and send it. Merry Christmas.
Damn, I bet you're a load of fun Christmas morning.
Posted by: jewells45 at December 14, 2010 05:27 PM (Z71Vg)
I am apparently some kind of freak of nature who actively enjoys wrapping presents. I'd volunteer some kind of Moron gift-wrapping service, only you guys are scary internet strangers. And live far away and shit.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 05:27 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 05:29 PM (tJjm/)
And live far away and shit.
How far??
**eyeballs all my unwrapped presents and thinking of stalking thisheavenyhell**
Posted by: jewells45 at December 14, 2010 05:30 PM (Z71Vg)
I'm done with shopping but I am procrastinating on the wrapping.
Posted by: jewells45 at December 14, 2010 09:23 PM (Z71Vg)
Ditto. Although, I think I need more for my son. What do you get a 24 yo. army Lt. that you haven't seen in a year?
Posted by: Tami at December 14, 2010 05:30 PM (VuLos)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 05:31 PM (tJjm/)
What do you get a 24 yo. army Lt. that you haven't seen in a year?
A big hug and a big Thank You from me.
Posted by: Ronster at December 14, 2010 05:31 PM (9q4PA)
Just an idea...they should call it shit hole.
Posted by: Berserker at December 14, 2010 05:32 PM (gWHrG)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 05:32 PM (tJjm/)
How far??
**eyeballs all my unwrapped presents and thinking of stalking thisheavenyhell**
Lol, New Jersey.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 05:32 PM (8uDC8)
Lol, New Jersey.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 09:32 PM (8uDC
I'm in Connecticut....I'll come pick you up.
Posted by: Tami at December 14, 2010 05:33 PM (VuLos)
Ditto. Although, I think I need more for my son. What do you get a 24 yo. army Lt. that you haven't seen in a year?
Posted by: Tami at December 14, 2010 09:30 PM (VuLos)
Anything he wants and a big giant thank you from me (us?).
Posted by: Hedgehog at December 14, 2010 05:33 PM (2WyH1)
Posted by: Holger at December 14, 2010 05:33 PM (V9Q+f)
A big hug and a big Thank You from me.
Posted by: Ronster at December 14, 2010 09:31 PM (9q4PA)
That's sweet....Will do!
Posted by: Tami at December 14, 2010 05:34 PM (VuLos)
Posted by: fluffy, Masshole at December 14, 2010 05:34 PM (SwkdU)
Depends. Do you enjoy being beaten to death by an old lady who will fight you for a video game?
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 05:34 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: Europe, sleeping easier since the 12th century at December 14, 2010 05:35 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 05:36 PM (tJjm/)
Lol, New Jersey.
Dammit, too far. Could I interest you in a one week stay in a beautifully decorated attic space? Nice bedroom, sunroom and very quiet and peaceful?
Posted by: jewells45 at December 14, 2010 05:36 PM (Z71Vg)
Ditto. Although, I think I need more for my son. What do you get a 24 yo. army Lt. that you haven't seen in a year?
One of those picture frames which show a slide show of photos, You could put family and home pictures on it and he'd always have a piece of home...
Posted by: beanervt at December 14, 2010 05:37 PM (OX78y)
Don't you have to pay through the nose for shipping if you wait too long?
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 05:37 PM (8uDC8)
Anything he wants and a big giant thank you from me (us?).
Posted by: Hedgehog at December 14, 2010 09:33 PM (2WyH1)
And thank you too!
Posted by: Tami at December 14, 2010 05:37 PM (VuLos)
You tell it sister!
Posted by: Scandi Men who pee sitting down at December 14, 2010 05:37 PM (V9Q+f)
Bwaha. You can't have THAT many presents.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 05:38 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 05:38 PM (tJjm/)
Don't you have to pay through the nose for shipping if you wait too long?
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 09:37 PM (8uDC
Most retailers are offering free shipping. They want the business.
Posted by: Tami at December 14, 2010 05:39 PM (VuLos)
Posted by: fluffy don't go to the mall at December 14, 2010 05:39 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 14, 2010 05:39 PM (Tam8O)
Posted by: fluffy at December 14, 2010 05:41 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: jewells45 at December 14, 2010 05:41 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 05:41 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: beanervt at December 14, 2010 09:37 PM (OX78y)
Good idea...but these days they all are on facebook with family pics.
Posted by: Tami at December 14, 2010 05:41 PM (VuLos)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 05:43 PM (tJjm/)
Eh, I'd still rather get it out of the way early. My mother always waited until the week before to go shopping, and didn't wrap the presents until 11:59 Christmas eve.
And I've had too many things I've ordered online get screwed up, or be the wrong item, or not exactly what I expected to let it go that long.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 05:43 PM (8uDC8)
And I've had too many things I've ordered online get screwed up, or be the wrong item, or not exactly what I expected to let it go that long.
I always had good luck ordering online in the past but this year 2 items were not what I was expecting, so yeah, I hear ya.
Posted by: jewells45 at December 14, 2010 05:45 PM (Z71Vg)
Looks like no early ONT... I'm about ready to throw in the towel...
Don't give up yet. You can still be famous.
Posted by: Ronster at December 14, 2010 05:45 PM (9q4PA)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 14, 2010 05:46 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 14, 2010 05:50 PM (8uDC8)
Besides -- Lego pieces fit through a toilet paper tube so they're a choking hazard and only a negligent parent would buy them for her/his kids.
Posted by: Ed Anger at December 14, 2010 09:18 PM (7+pP9)
And if you catch your child -- no matter what their age -- snorting Legos through a toilet paper tube, stage an intervention, immediately!
Posted by: ya2daup at December 14, 2010 06:08 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: Yankee Mechanic at December 14, 2010 06:40 PM (SsNRK)
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