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May 29, 2010

Funny Dennis Hopper Clip
— Ace

The real Dennis Hopper, not a character he's playing.

The Gospel of Dennis: Thanks to Deety. Some twack is whining that we're "worshipping" "Hollywood filth" like The Hopper, so, to spite him, we are.

The Last Performance... given by His Weirdness, Dennis Hopper. Hopper here stars in Death of a Salesman.

Truly an unforgettable talent.

Posted by: Ace at 09:44 PM | Comments (221)
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1 After "Easy Rider". my neighbor Mike and 2 friends sought to live out that dream ....with can you believe it......the parents consent? A road trip across the country! Man, those were the times

Posted by: Fake Richard at May 29, 2010 09:53 PM (wrZBq)

2 Ace, did you put this up for the troll on the ONT?

If not, your comedic timing is fucking awesome!

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 29, 2010 09:56 PM (iBTj9)

3 Now, now, Ace, MrPaulRevere wouldn't approve. You're not a "conservative" is you put up posts about Dennis Hopper.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 29, 2010 09:57 PM (c0A3e)

4 Oh ow, man. Dude, where's my line?

Posted by: eman at May 29, 2010 10:02 PM (kgGdn)

5 They all came back, safe and sound, ...changed for the positive? Did not notice.......Mike got into coke soon after though...... down hill from there......WAY downhill.............. I remember he died soon there after. The other friends? Lost in the ether of time and of no notice either way...a vapor mark on the scheme of things, nameless fog..nameless fog....wasted is as wasted does.......

Posted by: Richard at May 29, 2010 10:04 PM (wrZBq)

6 Pabst Blue Ribbon!

Posted by: eman at May 29, 2010 10:08 PM (kgGdn)

7 1037 Go ahead and worship Dennis Hopper because he 'voted republican'. That bar is a little too low. Just one man's opinion.

Posted by: MrPaulRevere at May 30, 2010 02:05 AM (BP0+R)

Why didn't anyone tell me we were worshipping Hopper? I don't have my prayer rug or ceremonial Waterworld eyepatch or anything. I am so not prepared for this.

Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2010 10:10 PM (oVQFe)

8 oops wrong thread but still appropriate here.

Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2010 10:10 PM (oVQFe)

9 Yeah man, lets glorify drug use and promiscuity. Ace are you OK?

Posted by: MrPaulRevere at May 29, 2010 10:13 PM (BP0+R)

10 MrPaulRevere, question: Did you vote for George Bush? Because I heard he might have done done drugs a few times.

Posted by: AD at May 29, 2010 10:15 PM (RrUhN)

11 Dennis Hopper voted for Republicans....big deal, I'm supposed to get all misty eyed?

Posted by: MrPaulRevere at May 29, 2010 10:17 PM (BP0+R)

12 I'm sorry Ace, I love your analysis and commentary but this fawning over Dennis Hopper is silly, to be generous.

Posted by: MrPaulRevere at May 29, 2010 10:19 PM (BP0+R)

13 Actually, I do worship Dennis Hopper, and I mean that quite literally. I believe he is a god. Not THE God, but a god. Like Apollo. I have a big shrine to him. I do coke because he did. I call it the coke-shrine.

Posted by: ace at May 29, 2010 10:20 PM (66DVY)

14 Sigh....too bad Ace doesn't read his own blog.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 29, 2010 10:20 PM (iBTj9)

15 oops

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 29, 2010 10:20 PM (iBTj9)

16 Paul Revere, if you feel cramping, it could very well be due to the six-inch-diameter baton you have stuck all the way up your ass. I have a theory about guys like you: Fuck off. That's my theory.

Posted by: ace at May 29, 2010 10:21 PM (66DVY)

17 Men of A O S, A REBEL is a REBEL Do we not admire THE REBEL...the CROSSED SWORD'S?...."THE SKULL and ALL it's inclinations to DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR? OR, is it that we just like to "F" with people who we will never actually meet for real in our lifetimes and are just simply WASTING our collective life juices on being .....HERE? Sorry ACE, had to shoot the CHUBACABRA in the room......

Posted by: Richard at May 29, 2010 10:21 PM (wrZBq)

All hail The Hopper for He is good, Your worship of him shall not be for naught. Psychadelics and narcotics provided by cheap hookers shall soon be upon you.

Praise be to Dennis.

Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2010 10:22 PM (oVQFe)

19 wow, I fell asleep on the plane and woke up at Crazy International Airport.

Posted by: ace at May 29, 2010 10:23 PM (66DVY)

20 Paul Revere, did Dennis Hopper fuck your wife or something? Dad, maybe?

Posted by: ace at May 29, 2010 10:24 PM (66DVY)

21 What a strange website. You purport to be conservative but get all weepy about a piece of Hollywood filth.

Posted by: MrPaulRevere at May 29, 2010 10:24 PM (BP0+R)

22 Praise be to Dennis.

Shouldn't that be THE Dennis?

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 29, 2010 10:25 PM (iBTj9)

23 Maybe Hopper (PBUH) did them both at the same time?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 29, 2010 10:26 PM (c0A3e)

24 I'm not going to comment, except to say, yeah, I got up inside Paul Revere's wife's stinky.

Posted by: Dennis Hopper, In Heaven, Channeling Will Folks at May 29, 2010 10:26 PM (66DVY)

25 24 Praise be to Dennis.

Shouldn't that be THE Dennis?

Are we allowed to write Dennis's name? Shouldn't it be "D----s"?

Posted by: AD at May 29, 2010 10:26 PM (RrUhN)

Shouldn't that be THE Dennis?

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 30, 2010 02:25 AM (iBTj9)

I kind of like the mixing of referring to Him first as The Hopper, and then just finishing with Dennis.

Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2010 10:26 PM (oVQFe)

slinks in

KICK HIS ASS ACE!!! WOOHOO!!!!

slicks back out

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 29, 2010 10:29 PM (gg4j2)

28 29 I think pictures of Dennis, peace be upon him, are blasphemous, and should be destroyed. Or else.

Along with Speed.

/Speed should be destroyed regardless that Hopper (PBUH) is in it.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 29, 2010 10:29 PM (c0A3e)

29 I kind of like the mixing of referring to Him first as The Hopper, and then just finishing with Dennis.

Hmmm...I dunno.

Let's do what He would do....take a bong hit, have cheap sex and think about it. He will give us guidance.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 29, 2010 10:29 PM (iBTj9)

All glory to The Hopper, for He is our savior. His movies shall lead us to the Promised Land where we will trip wildly on shrooms. And sex shall be provided at low cost.

May Dennis smile upon thee.

Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2010 10:30 PM (oVQFe)

31
Hope you like semen Mr Paul Revere!

Posted by: sickinmass at May 29, 2010 10:30 PM (tamie)

32 I am starting to get excited about this low cost sex.

Posted by: robtr at May 29, 2010 10:31 PM (fwSHf)

33 One time, I had painful corns, but then I met The Hopper in the market, and I broke my knee, so stunned I was to see his Dennisian visage. I tell you what, you break you knee you don't sweat corns. Praise Dennis!

Posted by: Dennis Hopper, In Heaven, Channeling Will Folks at May 29, 2010 10:31 PM (66DVY)

34 21 I'm sorry sir, Your luggage is still in transit, please allow us to give you a 5% coupon on your next flight with on Hell America Air. The coupon will give you free bonus nuts on you next flight and THANK-YOU again for flying HELL AMERICA!

Posted by: Richard at May 29, 2010 10:31 PM (wrZBq)

35 did you all know, that when they ran out of booze at the wedding, THE DENNIS made valurite out of perrier. and yea, all was good.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2010 10:31 PM (iLlTi)

36 All glory and approbation to D----S Hopper, (PBUH). Bringer of the cheap secks and coke.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 29, 2010 10:32 PM (c0A3e)

37 Think of it religiously mpur. You say Jesus not The Jesus. But I have heard "The Christ child" before and you always here "The Messiah" so I think it is appropriate.

Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2010 10:32 PM (oVQFe)

you know one way to tell da hopper was great?

southpark never clowned on him

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 29, 2010 10:32 PM (gg4j2)

THE Dennis fulfills me. yea though i walk through the valley of the shadow of MrPaulRevere, I will fear no MrPaulRevere; for Dennis art with me.

Artith would've sounded betterth to mine ears...

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 29, 2010 10:33 PM (1WKuC)

40 I think Paul Revere is a Sicilian without a sense of humor.

Posted by: ace at May 29, 2010 10:33 PM (66DVY)

41 free bonus nuts Ooooo, where do i sign up?????

Posted by: andi sullivan at May 29, 2010 10:33 PM (iLlTi)

42 Think of it religiously mpur. You say Jesus not The Jesus. But I have heard "The Christ child" before and you always here "The Messiah" so I think it is appropriate.

But you could also go with The One True Dennis....

Pass the bong and let's think on this.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 29, 2010 10:34 PM (iBTj9)

You purport to be conservative but get all weepy about a piece of Hollywood filth.

The two halves of this sentence have nothing to do with one another.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 29, 2010 10:35 PM (IpXcM)

44 I think Paul Revere is a Sicilian without a sense of humor.

paul revere's my wife? shit, that wasn't a finger? NOOOOOOOOOOO

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 29, 2010 10:35 PM (gg4j2)

45 I'm thinkin this economy sex thing could be a plank in the platform for 2012.

Posted by: robtr at May 29, 2010 10:36 PM (fwSHf)

46 I think Paul Revere is a Sicilian without a sense of humor.

We offered him a drink and a free stick removal on the ONT. Some people are beyond help.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 29, 2010 10:36 PM (iBTj9)

The other friends? Lost in the ether of time and of no notice either way...a vapor mark on the scheme of things, nameless fog..nameless fog....wasted is as wasted does.......

Isn't that funny how that is? People come into and out of your life and you come to accept it as normal.

Sometimes I wonder what the people I'll meet in five or ten years are doing right now.

Even weirder is thinking about how you could be killed by someone who isn't even born yet.

No, I'm not tripping acid right now. Why would you think that?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 29, 2010 10:37 PM (P33XN)

48 Ace, your post borders upon the profane. Mr. Hopper did not "play characters", he breathed life and soul into every single person who ever, through the Grace of the Holy Spirit, wore the Hopper visage. For Dennis so loved the screen that he gave his only begotten Face, that whosoever weareth it in film shall not perish in cellulose decay, but have eternal life.

As a vanguard of the New Conservatism you really ought to have more judgment than this.

Posted by: The First Orthodox Latter-Day Seventh Adventist New-Conservatism Church of Dennis Hopper at May 29, 2010 10:38 PM (O95Bs)

49 A simple prayer: Thank you, Dennis, for this stash. It's Friday, so we add some hash. You provide the chips and Mountain Dew. Ever faithful, this toke's for You.

Posted by: eman at May 29, 2010 10:38 PM (kgGdn)

Dennis Hopper loves the little children...

Wait....

That sounds kind of wrong...

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 29, 2010 10:38 PM (1WKuC)

51 There is no God but D----- Hopper.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 29, 2010 10:38 PM (c0A3e)

52 53 Aaaaaaaammmmmmmmeeeeennnnn

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2010 10:39 PM (iLlTi)

May The Glorious Dennis place His blessing upon us all so that we shall receive sex at state minimum prices.

/passes bong to mpur

Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2010 10:39 PM (oVQFe)

54 Movies glorifying drugs are bad!

Movies about a man and his trusty steed are good!

Which reminds me I have a movie out about me and my horses. It's called The British Are Coming.

_{(p.s. My horses are British IYKWIMAITYD)}

Posted by: RuPaul Revere at May 29, 2010 10:40 PM (pUXiL)

So long, Dennis.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 29, 2010 10:40 PM (IpXcM)

56 At last a new meme! Maybe now you morons will forget my Brian Dennehy faux pas

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 29, 2010 10:40 PM (iBTj9)

/passes bong to mpur

Cool thing is is how she can take a bong hit without using her hands.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 29, 2010 10:40 PM (P33XN)

58 I have not stopped thanking D. Hopper for you, Ace. I pray for you constantly, asking D. Hopper, the glorious Provider of our cheap secks and coke, to give you spiritual wisdom and insight, along with the secks and coke, so that you might also star in Waterworld 2.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 29, 2010 10:41 PM (c0A3e)

59 Think of all the weed being smoked in his honor tonight.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 29, 2010 10:41 PM (IpXcM)

/passes bong to mpur

gets handcuffs ready ^{_{fuzzy cuffs for mpur cause i'm a giver}}

Posted by: navy COP joe at May 29, 2010 10:41 PM (gg4j2)

61 HAH. Hopper is so faced.

Hey, if you've never seen it, check out "Hearts of Darkness," a documentary about the making of "Apocalypse Now." Great stuff. It has a lot of audio recorded by Coppola's wife without his knowledge. Really fascinating insight into what he was up against and how he handled it.

Posted by: G$ at May 29, 2010 10:41 PM (ao9DD)

62 Actually, I think Dennis would find this send off quite amusing.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 29, 2010 10:42 PM (iBTj9)

63 60 At last a new meme! Maybe now you morons will forget my Brian Dennehy faux pas

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 30, 2010 02:40 AM (iBTj9)

If we can get one more then we'd have a Trinity

Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2010 10:42 PM (oVQFe)

64 Back in the day we watched APOLLO launches...in AWE We have lost our collective...........AWE

Posted by: Richard at May 29, 2010 10:43 PM (wrZBq)

67 We would soon be snorting coke off a hooker's ass. Who wants to do that?

Depends on the hooker.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 29, 2010 10:43 PM (1WKuC)

66 stop bogarting, pass it over here!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2010 10:43 PM (iLlTi)

67 gets handcuffs ready ^{_{fuzzy cuffs for mpur cause i'm a giver}}

No need to be gentle with me, NCJ

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 29, 2010 10:44 PM (iBTj9)

If we did, we would soon be snorting coke off a hooker's ass. Who wants to do that?

How much for the hooker?

Posted by: robtr at May 29, 2010 10:44 PM (fwSHf)

69 You know you're a Stud-Master when the gal starts to yell "Oh Dennis!" again and again and then passes out.

Posted by: eman at May 29, 2010 10:44 PM (kgGdn)

70 No tramp stamp either.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 29, 2010 10:44 PM (1WKuC)

I had a rabbit named Dennis Hopper.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 29, 2010 10:45 PM (IpXcM)

whoa

gets tazer, shackles, baton, and the gimp mask ready

Posted by: navy COP joe at May 29, 2010 10:45 PM (gg4j2)

67 We would soon be snorting coke off a hooker's ass. Who wants to do that?

Depends on the hooker.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 30, 2010 02:43 AM (1WKuC)

She'd have to be cheap. The blow isn't. And we must walk in the Path of The Hopper.

Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2010 10:45 PM (oVQFe)

74 No need to be gentle with me, NCJ she'll even bring the wax.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2010 10:45 PM (iLlTi)

75 Dennis Hopper found my car.

Posted by: eman at May 29, 2010 10:45 PM (kgGdn)

76 stop bogarting, pass it over here!

May The Dennis smile upon you and may your buzz be ever lasting

/passes bong to bbd

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 29, 2010 10:45 PM (iBTj9)

77 What this blog needs is another headline post about the glories of Hollywood vermin who have pushed sex, drugs, n' rock and roll on America. Ace you da man!

Posted by: MrPaulRevere at May 29, 2010 10:45 PM (BP0+R)

78 gets tazer, shackles, baton, and the gimp mask ready

Make sure that gimp mask is in your size.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 29, 2010 10:46 PM (iBTj9)

79 82 What this blog needs is another headline post about the glories of Hollywood vermin who have pushed sex, drugs, n' rock and roll on America. Ace you da man!

How about Steven Baldwin?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 29, 2010 10:46 PM (c0A3e)

80 78 The hooker would pay US for the privilege !

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 29, 2010 10:47 PM (1WKuC)

81 Dennis Hooper The gateway drug

Posted by: Richard at May 29, 2010 10:47 PM (wrZBq)

82 Hmm. Not having yet found a suitable church to worship at, I believe I should look into this newly budding _(heh) following of Dennis Hopper.

I feel I can greatly relate to the man's past, and can even overlook his voting Republican (he did after all see the light and vote for me).

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 29, 2010 10:47 PM (pUXiL)

83 May The Dennis smile upon you and may your buzz be ever lasting cough cough, and also with you. Who's next?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2010 10:47 PM (iLlTi)

84 What this blog needs is another headline post about the glories of Hollywood vermin who have pushed sex, drugs, n' rock and roll on America. Ace you da man!

Ace actually puts up a lot of posts about Obama.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 29, 2010 10:47 PM (iBTj9)

85 82 What this blog needs is another headline post about the glories of Hollywood vermin who have pushed sex, drugs, n' rock and roll on America. Ace you da man!
Posted by: MrPaulRevere at May 30, 2010 02:45 AM (BP0+R)

Preach it Brother Revere. May the Dennis bless and guide you!

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 29, 2010 10:47 PM (suT+b)

86 >>>Hey, if you've never seen it, check out "Hearts of Darkness," a documentary about the making of "Apocalypse Now." Great stuff. It has a lot of audio recorded by Coppola's wife without his knowledge. Really fascinating insight into what he was up against and how he handled it That's the clip I linked there, dude. It is a great documentary. >>>What's next? Celebrating the life of Elvis? Alice Cooper? Just because someone is republican and dead doesn't me we should idolize and emulate them. If we did, we would soon be snorting coke off a hooker's ass. Who wants to do that? I think I'm being pwnd. He's just setting us up now.

Posted by: ace at May 29, 2010 10:47 PM (66DVY)

87
Sorry for bogarting the bong. Here mpur, pass it along and pass the cheetos. Thanks!

Posted by: sickinmass at May 29, 2010 10:47 PM (tamie)

88 MrPaulRevere has to be a put-on.

Posted by: eman at May 29, 2010 10:48 PM (kgGdn)

89 I had lost my way, my car keys, my virginty... Then came Dennis (PBOH) !

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 29, 2010 10:48 PM (1WKuC)

90 82 What this blog needs is another headline post about the glories of Hollywood vermin who have pushed sex, drugs, n' rock and roll on America. Ace you da man!

Posted by: MrPaulRevere at May 30, 2010 02:45 AM (BP0+R)

In that case I vote Johnny Cash. He shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Sex Drugs Rock n' Roll, and we can assume the guy was a Hobo.

Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2010 10:48 PM (oVQFe)

91 Perhaps we should all pause to take the sacrament of The Dennis.

Posted by: dead, not sleeping at May 29, 2010 10:49 PM (HSbJo)

92 Posted by: Barack Obama at May 30, 2010 02:47 AM (pUXiL)

This church isn't for lightweights. Bugger off. And that is the ugliest Klingon hooker I have ever seen.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 29, 2010 10:49 PM (iBTj9)

gnight all, got to be up early and get some tourist cash to pay for the new super lappy

and paulrevere, thirsty? happy a nice cup of mellow the fuck out

Posted by: navy COP joe at May 29, 2010 10:49 PM (gg4j2)

94 I swear to The Hopper I'm going to put up a post praising Janis Joplin, just to do it.

Posted by: ace at May 29, 2010 10:49 PM (66DVY)

95 I think I'm being pwnd. He's just setting us up now. nah, that was a sock. don;t touch it though. no telling whose trousers it was in.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2010 10:49 PM (iLlTi)

96 The sex and drugs I'm ok with. You definitely crossing the line with this rock and roll shit though ace.

Posted by: robtr at May 29, 2010 10:49 PM (fwSHf)

97 Fuck Dennis Hopper, who cares?

Posted by: MrPaulRevere at May 29, 2010 10:50 PM (BP0+R)

98 >>>What's next? Celebrating the life of Elvis? Alice Cooper? Just because someone is republican and dead doesn't me we should idolize and emulate them. If we did, we would soon be snorting coke off a hooker's ass. Who wants to do that?

I think I'm being pwnd. He's just setting us up now.

That comment was a different hash.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 29, 2010 10:51 PM (iBTj9)

99 This might just be ergie.

Posted by: ace at May 29, 2010 10:51 PM (66DVY)

100 104 This might just be ergie.

Ergie as a concern troll? What a fucking surprise.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 29, 2010 10:51 PM (c0A3e)

101

>>>What's next? Celebrating the life of Elvis? Alice Cooper? Just because someone is republican and dead doesn't me we should idolize and emulate them. If we did, we would soon be snorting coke off a hooker's ass. Who wants to do that?

I think I'm being pwnd. He's just setting us up now.

Posted by: ace at May 30, 2010 02:47 AM (66DVY)

That was from a sockpuppet ace. That was Dr. Spank. Look at the Hash ID,

May the Light of Dennis lead you from the darkness into the Light of His wisdom

Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2010 10:51 PM (oVQFe)

102 I swear to The Hopper I'm going to put up a post praising Janis Joplin, just to do it.

No, no. Courtney Love.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 29, 2010 10:52 PM (iBTj9)

103 Oops, my bad. it was real. i have pudding cup to make up for my error!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2010 10:52 PM (iLlTi)

104 Interesting factoid of the evening: MrPaulRevere is posting from KC, Missouri where De--is Hopper (PBUH) spent most of his childhood. I wonder if this is personal.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 29, 2010 10:52 PM (suT+b)

105 Ace, I can't believe you have a fixation with Dennis Hopper.

Posted by: MrPaulRevere at May 29, 2010 10:52 PM (BP0+R)

106 102 Fuck Dennis Hopper, who cares?

You swore! How dare you! How can we trust you, promoting such a filthy fucking mouth like that? You're not a real conservative!

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 29, 2010 10:52 PM (c0A3e)

107 102 Fuck Dennis Hopper, who cares?

Evidently you.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 29, 2010 10:52 PM (1WKuC)

108 News Flash!!!! Dr. Thomas Hunter has just informed us that Dennis died of the CLAP!

Posted by: Richard at May 29, 2010 10:53 PM (wrZBq)

109 *takes huge hit from bong then passes it to mpur* Uh oh, you all sound like Obama now. I'd better ease up and get some air.

Posted by: eman at May 29, 2010 10:53 PM (kgGdn)

110 I thought erg died from an overdose of taking it in the ass.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 29, 2010 10:53 PM (P33XN)

111 No, no. Courtney Love. or Stevie Nicks. She was livin in a winter wonderland for a long time.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2010 10:54 PM (iLlTi)

112 He's so trashed in that clip.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 29, 2010 10:54 PM (IpXcM)

113 115 I thought erg died from an overdose of taking it in the ass.

That was RonnieRaygun.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 29, 2010 10:54 PM (c0A3e)

114 How dare you! Break out the Blade of Olympus already!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2010 10:54 PM (iLlTi)

115 MrPaulRevere has to be a put-on.

Posted by: eman at May 30, 2010 02:48 AM (kgGdn)

Actually I admit it. All this Dennis Hopper idolatry is detracting from some real hero worship -- a tiny angel who also shed his mortal coil recently... that's right... I speak of the one and only Gary Coleman.

RIP my sweet little prince.

Posted by: RuPaul Revere at May 29, 2010 10:55 PM (pUXiL)

116 Actually Maentloch, I don't live in Kansas City, but it's OK, you go ahead and get your Joe McGinniss on .

Posted by: MrPaulRevere at May 29, 2010 10:55 PM (BP0+R)

117 #119 Break out the Blade of Olympus already!

You mean the large, blue pulsating Blade of Olympus? The Dennis would approve!

/I only wish for the coke, not the cheap secks, The Dennis!

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 29, 2010 10:56 PM (c0A3e)

118 It could be Blazer.

Posted by: eman at May 29, 2010 10:56 PM (kgGdn)

119 What are they gonna say about Dennis Hopper? What are they gonna say? That he was a kind man? That he was a wise man? That he had plans, man? That he had wisdom? Bullshit, man!

Hey, man, you don't talk to the Hopper. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll... uh... well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say, "Do you know that 'if' is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you"... I mean I'm... no, I can't... I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's... he's a great man! I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas...

Posted by: Deety abasing herself at the altar of the Hopper at May 29, 2010 10:56 PM (aVzyR)

120 Isn't erg more of a comment turd troll anyways?

Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2010 10:56 PM (oVQFe)

121 I only wish for the coke, not the cheap secks, The Dennis! yes yes, we know. boobs are decadent.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2010 10:57 PM (iLlTi)

122

Here's a nice career in photos article. (WaPo)

Ace, it might be time for another Dennis Hopper post.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 29, 2010 10:57 PM (IpXcM)

123 I'm a doctor not Dennis Hopper !

Posted by: Dr. Bones McCoy at May 29, 2010 10:57 PM (1WKuC)

124 /I only wish for the coke, not the cheap secks, The Dennis!

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 30, 2010 02:56 AM (c0A3e)

I refuse to go from spilling the blood of Olympians to chopping up coke on some mirror!

Posted by: Blade of Olympus at May 29, 2010 10:58 PM (pUXiL)

125 Deety, that was funny.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 29, 2010 10:59 PM (IpXcM)

126 Fuck Dennis Hopper, who cares?

Blasphemy!

/takes bong hit

Ah, that's better. Wait. What?

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 29, 2010 10:59 PM (iBTj9)

127

I refuse to go from spilling the blood of Olympians to chopping up coke on some mirror!

Posted by: Blade of Olympus at May 30, 2010 02:58 AM (pUXiL)

What if it was an Epic amount of coke of Scarface proportions?

Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2010 11:00 PM (oVQFe)

128 D----s said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, that this night, before Ace and crew pass around the bong, thou shalt deny me thrice. MrPaulRevere saith unto him, Even if I must share my coke with thee, yet will I not deny thee.

"Likewise" also said all the disciples.

Then cometh The Hopper with them unto a place called the West Village, and saith unto his disciples, Sit ye here, while I go bag a hooker and Doritos.

Posted by: AD at May 29, 2010 11:00 PM (RrUhN)

129 deety, hah, he does get all metaphysical there. I added that to the post.

Posted by: ace at May 29, 2010 11:00 PM (66DVY)

130 WWDHD ?

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 29, 2010 11:00 PM (1WKuC)

131 125 Epic. (bows)

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 29, 2010 11:00 PM (1WKuC)

132 Immediately Ace and crew passed the bong around the second time. Then MrPaulRevere remembered the word The Hopper had spoken to him: "Before the bong passed around, you will disown me." And he broke down and wept.

Posted by: AD at May 29, 2010 11:01 PM (RrUhN)

133 122 Actually Maentloch, I don't live in Kansas City, but it's OK, you go ahead and get your Joe McGinniss on .
Posted by: MrPaulRevere at May 30, 2010 02:55 AM (BP0+R)

We don't take blasphemy of Him lightly around here. AoSHQ drunken ninja teams are already tracing the IP address up the wire. May His divine Hopperish mercy be upon thee and may you repent before it is too late!

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 29, 2010 11:01 PM (suT+b)

134 134 Preach it AD !

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 29, 2010 11:02 PM (1WKuC)

135

What if it was an Epic amount of coke of Scarface proportions?

Posted by: buzzion at May 30, 2010 03:00 AM (oVQFe)

Well, when you put it that way... ah, who am I kidding any little bit will do!

Posted by: RazorBlade of Olympus at May 29, 2010 11:02 PM (pUXiL)

136 AD: so you are into cocaine and hookers. Welcome to the new conservative movement.

Posted by: MrPaulRevere at May 29, 2010 11:03 PM (BP0+R)

137 142 AD: so you are into cocaine and hookers. Welcome to the new conservative movement.

And now you tire me, Revere.

The spam we get on here has more variety and intellegence than you do.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 29, 2010 11:05 PM (c0A3e)

138 "MrPaulRevere is posting from KC, Missouri..."

I realize this is just dicking around and I have zero authority here, but unless we're talking about an absolute a--hole, I have to shenanigans on posting personal information.

The Hopper would be greatly displeased.

Posted by: AD at May 29, 2010 11:05 PM (RrUhN)

139

And Dennis Hopper appeared to him in a flame of fire from the midst of a bush.

That sounds wrong too...

And painful....

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 29, 2010 11:06 PM (1WKuC)

140 so you are into cocaine and hookers Pre-op thai tranny hookers.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2010 11:06 PM (iLlTi)

141 Drug use, prostitution, excessive drinking, lol. This website is a joke

Posted by: MrPaulRevere at May 29, 2010 11:06 PM (BP0+R)

142 The spam we get on here has more variety and intellegence than you do.

I bet The Hopper would approve of lace wigs and rolex replicas

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 29, 2010 11:07 PM (iBTj9)

143

147 This website is a joke

Nice to know you're finally getting it.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 29, 2010 11:08 PM (1WKuC)

144 Later. I'll be back

Posted by: MrPaulRevere at May 29, 2010 11:08 PM (BP0+R)

145

May those who do not worship at the feet of The Hopper be cursed with gills behind their ears.

Praise be to The One who promises us basment bargain priced sex on mountains of cocaine.

Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2010 11:08 PM (oVQFe)

146 appeared to him in a flame of fire from the midst of a bush. Lindsay Lohan's hoo hoo? The Dennis works in mysterious ways.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2010 11:08 PM (iLlTi)

147 I'll be back it's ok, really. don;t bother.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2010 11:09 PM (iLlTi)

148 Later. I'll be back

Posted by: MrPaulRevere at May 30, 2010 03:08 AM (BP0+R)

Get some new material while you're out. thanks

Posted by: robtr at May 29, 2010 11:10 PM (fwSHf)

149 Later. I'll be back

We'll be here.

Might be a little hung over, though, so keep down, m'kay?

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 29, 2010 11:10 PM (iBTj9)

150 heh - he said "I'll be back" like that other filth Hollywood actor

Posted by: chemjeff at May 29, 2010 11:10 PM (Gk/wA)

151 Dennis replied, "They do not need to go away. You give them something to drink." "We have here only five bottles of valurite and two hobos," they answered. "Bring them here to me," he said.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 29, 2010 11:11 PM (1WKuC)

152 145

And Dennis Hopper appeared to him in a flame of fire from the midst of a bush.

That sounds wrong too...

And painful....

And said unto him "Dude find me another of these bushes you'll trip off the smoke for a week I swear."

FTFY

Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2010 11:11 PM (oVQFe)

153

Drug use, prostitution, excessive drinking, lol. This website is a joke

I think it's pretty much built on drug use, prostitution, and excessive drinking.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 29, 2010 11:11 PM (IpXcM)

154 This website's a joke.

But you all hold on, I'll be back...

... right after my mom is done putting on her web-cam "talent show" from this computer here in the basement.

Posted by: RuPaul Revere at May 29, 2010 11:12 PM (pUXiL)

155 150 What ? You're Arnold Schwarzenegger now ?

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 29, 2010 11:12 PM (1WKuC)

156 Drug use, prostitution, excessive drinking, lol. This website is a joke

I think it's pretty much built on drug use, prostitution, and excessive drinking.
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 30, 2010 03:11 AM (IpXcM)

Well that and a little spackle and html.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 29, 2010 11:12 PM (suT+b)

157 I seriously think he might have been a Sicilian guy who didn't like that True Romance clip.

Posted by: ace at May 29, 2010 11:12 PM (66DVY)

158 Ohhh mannnn. Paul Revere's not here..

Posted by: Cheech Marin at May 29, 2010 11:13 PM (tamie)

159 Well that and a little spackle and html.

And hamsters. Don't forget the hamsters.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 29, 2010 11:14 PM (iBTj9)

160 I come here for the news and laughs. I stay for the drug use, prostitution, and excessive drinking.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 29, 2010 11:14 PM (IpXcM)

161 166 I come here for the news and laughs. I stay for the drug use, prostitution, and excessive drinking.

amen brother

Posted by: chemjeff at May 29, 2010 11:15 PM (Gk/wA)

162 I think it was someguy.

Posted by: robtr at May 29, 2010 11:15 PM (fwSHf)

163 ah, could be. Drips.

Posted by: ace at May 29, 2010 11:16 PM (66DVY)

164 I think it was someguy. but he didn't call us fuckity fuck fucking assholes.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2010 11:16 PM (iLlTi)

165 All is well. The spirit of Dennis (PBOH) smote the heretic Paul'sRawRear and drove him from our midst.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 29, 2010 11:16 PM (1WKuC)

166 My favorite Dennis Hopper movie is Blue Velvet. Here are a few scenes.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 29, 2010 11:17 PM (IpXcM)

167 I think it was someguy.

He did use that "one man's opinion" line, didn't he?

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 29, 2010 11:17 PM (iBTj9)

168 163 Was that too much Ace ? Sorry. Love that movie though.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 29, 2010 11:18 PM (1WKuC)

169

No but he did his usual schtick about telling ace how to run his blog.

I maybe wrong.

Posted by: robtr at May 29, 2010 11:18 PM (fwSHf)

170 Post something about MSNBC and we'll find out real quick. You know someguy can't resist blasting people for punching down.

Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2010 11:20 PM (oVQFe)

171 Well wouldn't this be punching down for someguy?

Plus MPR seemed unfamiliar with AoSHQ , like he just stumbled upon it or something.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 29, 2010 11:21 PM (suT+b)

172 178 I remember when I 1st stumbled across this place... Finally !

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 29, 2010 11:22 PM (1WKuC)

173 The worst Angel in Heaven told me Mr Hopper is ok so yan yan yan yan.

Posted by: robotgossip at May 29, 2010 11:24 PM (EiH7n)

174 I'm out nite all

Posted by: robtr at May 29, 2010 11:25 PM (fwSHf)

175 Then the Dennis said to Moses, Â“Tell the people of AoSHQ to turn back and encamp in front of Paul'sRawRear, between Bbrian Dennehy and the sea, in front of Dum-Dum; you shall encamp facing it, by the sea

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 29, 2010 11:28 PM (1WKuC)

176 I sometimes sstuter when saying Bbrian Ddennehy...

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 29, 2010 11:31 PM (1WKuC)

177

More awesome Hopper madness from Blue Velvet. The joy ride scene.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 29, 2010 11:34 PM (IpXcM)

178

Good night M&Ms. I've missed you all :-)

May Hopper (PBUH), watch over you !

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 29, 2010 11:36 PM (1WKuC)

179 Other actors talking about the gas mask and the mommy scene. Ranked 84 in BravoTV's 100 scariest movie moments.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 29, 2010 11:37 PM (IpXcM)

180 Nite Noah. Good to see you again!

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 29, 2010 11:38 PM (IpXcM)

181 Ok, it's been fun.

May The Hopper (PBUH) smile upon you all.

Night all.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 29, 2010 11:42 PM (iBTj9)

182

Ace took the whole conservative nation,
Put us on this reservation
Took away our way of life,
The defense hawk and the hobo knife
Took away our native tongue,
And taught his curse words to our young

Conservative people, conservative tribe
So proud to live, so proud to die

Posted by: Paul Revere and the Someguy Raiders at May 29, 2010 11:48 PM (sYxEE)

183 A young Dennis Hopper in The Twilight Zone episode "He's Alive"

Dennis Hopper as a nazi rabble rouser

"And you, what are you! You direct traffic from the darkness. You plan the battles and you're never there when they're fought. Why don't you come out in the light! Why don't you come up here alongside of me! Why don't you give me a name, a face, and a reason why?"

Posted by: kbdabear at May 30, 2010 12:11 AM (sYxEE)

184 is my browser screwed up or does the "death of a salesman" link go to an unfunny brian dennehy clip?

Posted by: ms. docweasel at May 30, 2010 12:25 AM (BVmgA)

185 Lady be good, do what you should, you know it'll work all right.

It's always pretty surprising to wake up each morning and NOT read, "Lou Reed, dead at last."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 30, 2010 12:55 AM (eNxMU)

186 Wow, what a person misses after signing off for a few hours.

Posted by: BB at May 30, 2010 01:16 AM (qF8q3)

187 Don't let Chemjeff fool ya. His favorite is still Judy Garland. _{(With all which that implies)}

Posted by: Atrollpassinthru at May 30, 2010 01:45 AM (ITzbJ)

188

His performance in Blue Velvet -- as impressive a characterization of evil in its epic and quotidian forms as I've ever seen.

Posted by: rrpjr at May 30, 2010 02:20 AM (gCHLP)

189

Nobody fucks with The Dennis!

Posted by: jgm at May 30, 2010 03:01 AM (UhEB9)

190 A song in honor of THE Dennis.

http://tinyurl.com/petpvc

Posted by: TC at May 30, 2010 03:31 AM (4XzsU)

191 time for the Sunday morning Monty thread.

Posted by: Vic at May 30, 2010 03:32 AM (6taRI)

192 Top of the morning to all ye Hopper fans.

Posted by: sTevo at May 30, 2010 03:39 AM (zIUsq)

193 Dear Mr. Revere--

The British are coming.

All over your mom.

Posted by: nickless at May 30, 2010 03:50 AM (MMC8r)

194 Ace, you are one suave, FUCK!

Posted by: Frank Booth at May 30, 2010 04:01 AM (5qJM5)

195 The Shrine is complete

Posted by: JavaJoe Hopperian Sect Level 3 Cleric at May 30, 2010 04:07 AM (e9JZd)

196 You know, I think MrPaulRevere is hassling you for punching down. I mean, Dennis Hopper, Really?

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 30, 2010 04:41 AM (1Mn8Z)

197 I have a grotto with candles and bowls of water
On the back wall is an Icon of Dennis Hopper

Posted by: Beto at May 30, 2010 05:00 AM (H+LJc)

198
Hopper was nuts - and in the end, on the side of the individual and freedom. Otherwise known as a "conservative".

RIP.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at May 30, 2010 05:20 AM (0fzsA)

199 Ace, when someone asks you if you're The Hopper, you say "YES"!

Posted by: Winston Zeddemore at May 30, 2010 05:22 AM (4WbTI)

200

Yeah, it's all fun and games until someone gets popped smuggling coke across the Mexican border in trail bike batteries, then defiles a grave, and gets shot for having long hair--he's Ace's alter ego, all right. Here we have the morons, who literally had to cast about for awhile--what was that movie, man, with Peter Fonda?--to remember Easy_fuckin'Rider, man, and then got it wrong. It's indisputable that The Dennis had an indelible effect on Amerikan kultur, like, for evah. Yours especially.

Yes, Hopper was brilliant at depicting the ineluctably evil, also the insane. And to prove I'm not posting from St. Louis, he was never seen in the same room with Carleton Finkbeiner, either. Don't miss him in The American Way, then come tell me again what a staunch conservative he was. Caught up in glamour, that's what you are. And, laughing giddily all the way, sucking barbed cock.

Sorry, Revere, you got caught up in that consistency kick again. When you deal with the LBJ conservatives, you don't look for that. For future reference, they also like really shitty communist music. But you can't hold that against 'em.

Posted by: comatus at May 30, 2010 06:42 AM (YN/Le)

201 hmmm communist music, ya say? Count me in as "interested" and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter

Posted by: Frank G at May 30, 2010 07:08 AM (4X0aT)

202

Mr. Paul Revere, I have a really important question for you.

How'd my dick taste?

Posted by: Dennis Hopper at May 30, 2010 07:16 AM (t72+4)

203

Never let an apocalypse go to waste.

Bwahahhaaaaaa!

Posted by: B+rry Ob+mao at May 30, 2010 07:16 AM (w6q60)

204 17 oops
Thread winner.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 30, 2010 07:41 AM (7b1Uc)

205 Hopper? I just met her.

Posted by: michael scott at May 30, 2010 07:42 AM (7b1Uc)

206 What's the deal with the Uncle Jimbo vs Micheal Yon flap?
It's over this, CDR M.

With more here from a variety of other milbloggers.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 30, 2010 07:43 AM (7b1Uc)

207 'Morning folks. Why that's an amusingly stupid troll we've picked up here at HQ. In a kind of weird way, it sort of cheers me up.

Posted by: Y-not at May 30, 2010 07:44 AM (Kn9r7)

208 212, Ditch the drug laws and watch those problems vanish.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at May 30, 2010 08:22 AM (kgGdn)

209 I knew dozens of guys like that in the late 60s - early 70s. They grew on trees in California.....

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at May 30, 2010 08:23 AM (JrRME)

210 *sigh* out, out, damed sock!

Posted by: eman at May 30, 2010 08:23 AM (kgGdn)

211 need some help...

...second link goes to a Brian Dennehy clip??? Is there an inside joke I'm not getting?

Posted by: g at May 30, 2010 08:32 AM (rb4Fo)

212

may I not like Dennis Hopper but not be lumped in with MrPaulRevere?

Posted by: shoey at May 30, 2010 09:08 AM (yCH89)

213 I went with the "Sicilians" scene from True Romance in my obit comments, and the music of The Band on the main page. The Apocalypse Now performance was brilliant.
He was impressive.

Posted by: cbullitt at May 30, 2010 09:17 AM (XSQxw)

214

Late to the party (as usual). Hopper's death sure caught me by surprise. He was an amazing talent, and one of those guys I've watched most of my life.

I have not seen True Romance. On my to do list now.

RIP Dennis.

also I see someguy paid us an annoying visit again. I wish he was my brother in law so I could stab him in the eye. That'd be neato.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at May 30, 2010 09:28 AM (Wh0W+)

215 Dennis Hopper was twice the man this paul revere bitch is.

God speed Dennis

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 30, 2010 09:49 AM (erIg9)

216

I prefer my drug addicts be more like Johnnie Cash

Posted by: MrPaulRevere at May 30, 2010 10:14 AM (yCH89)

217 also, all alcholics should be like Foster Brooks...

Posted by: MrPaulRevere at May 30, 2010 10:21 AM (yCH89)

218 "I'm normal."