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August 02, 2010

Funny Videos
— Ace

Okay, so I reposted (or re-reposted) the Rapist Warning System guy video.

Here's a funny video from Adam Baldwin on Twitter: What happens when you toss a brick into a washing machine. He throws the brick in about twenty seconds from the end; until then it's just spinning normally.

And I'm worried this is a repost, but who knows: Rap video for Alvin Greene for Senate.

Boo!, as Adam Gadahn would say.

Posted by: Ace at 02:05 PM | Comments (61)
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1 Is this a triple-post?

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 02, 2010 02:06 PM (qUgD7)

2 How many times will this appear on AOSHQ?
Can we get a pool going?

Posted by: Britt at August 02, 2010 02:07 PM (15ZGA)

Ummm.....Ace,

Oh never mind.

Ferst!

Posted by: gebrauchshund at August 02, 2010 02:08 PM (ADeN1)

4 Ace, this is already been remixed into rap with a million hits.

Posted by: madamex at August 02, 2010 02:10 PM (jChrK)

5
If that a girl with a mustache or a faggot with a babushka?

Posted by: Fish at August 02, 2010 02:10 PM (v1gw3)

6 This just in, Roosevelt declares war on a Japan.

Posted by: nickless at August 02, 2010 02:11 PM (MMC8r)

7 Heh.
Well if we can't be timely, at least we can post it lots of times.

Only thing missing was jazz hands, which he came very close too a couple of times.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at August 02, 2010 02:12 PM (0q2P7)

8 This just in: LINDBERGH MADE IT!!!!!

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 02, 2010 02:12 PM (xxgag)

9
That meme is so 10 hours ago. Bring back Dramatic Chipmunk! Oh and Boxxy. And Epic Beard Man! Yeah.

Posted by: The Barbed Cock of Satan at August 02, 2010 02:13 PM (YMZjg)

10
O/T

Maxipad Waters declared innocent by Black Caucus. Carl Rove to intercede on her behalf to quell the conservative storm of protest.

Posted by: Fish at August 02, 2010 02:13 PM (v1gw3)

11 Just once, I'd like to read some news about a female serial rapist. Do I have to do this myself?

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at August 02, 2010 02:14 PM (wd0Iq)

12 Is that a girl with a mustache or a faggot with a babushka?

How many moron men have pondered that question on Saturday night at the club? Followed by, "should I hit that?"

Posted by: Long Island at August 02, 2010 02:14 PM (TiURi)

13 Damn, Ace, do you even read your own blog anymore?

Posted by: Original Mikey at August 02, 2010 02:14 PM (Av4L9)

14 How many moron men have pondered that question on Saturday night at the club? Followed by, "should I hit that?"

Posted by: Long Island at August 02, 2010 06:14 PM (TiURi)

That's not a bug it's a cute little feature!

Posted by: Eddie Murphy, good samaritan at August 02, 2010 02:15 PM (w9BEi)

15 Two snaps!!

Posted by: In Living Color Men on Film at August 02, 2010 02:15 PM (IRwVS)

16 Hey Ace-- Did you see the double rainbow video yet? Maybe you should post that!

Posted by: Original Mikey at August 02, 2010 02:15 PM (Av4L9)

17 This site has more reruns than the Travel Channel

Posted by: World's Largest McDonalds at August 02, 2010 02:17 PM (Av4L9)

18 Are we being trolled by Ace?....

Posted by: Wait.... at August 02, 2010 02:18 PM (bp9Kd)

19
it's about as funny as a Jerry Springer show.

Posted by: your fickle friend, the summer wind at August 02, 2010 02:18 PM (uFokq)

20 Breaking News : Earth Hit By Meteor, Dinosaurs Hardest Hit

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 02, 2010 02:19 PM (jbVm4)

21 I'm waiting for the busty japanese lady that "couldn't" have made it through the door.

Posted by: 141Driver at August 02, 2010 02:21 PM (LEynS)

22
Hey have ya'll seen lolcats? That shit is hilarious.

Posted by: Dang Straights at August 02, 2010 02:21 PM (BnxZm)

23 Some readers ya got here, ace. I thought I had it bad.

Posted by: zombie Rodney Dangerfield at August 02, 2010 02:22 PM (4Kl5M)

24
O/T

August 15, 1945

Today, aboard the USS Missouri, the Imperial Japanese force surrendered to Allied Forces and within the hour 42 ships sailed into Tokyo Harbor to being the occupation.

Also this date, Masako Omine opened the first suck-a-hachi and long-time fuck club to service the victorious military. This date will live in infamy.

Posted by: Fish at August 02, 2010 02:22 PM (v1gw3)

25 oh man.... I never saw it!

Posted by: ace at August 02, 2010 02:23 PM (KUUXH)

26 Hey, would somebody please tell Lee Marvin that the war is over. Thx!

Posted by: The Germans at August 02, 2010 02:23 PM (Av4L9)

27 Well, on the plus side Ace, the HTML was OK on this one.

Posted by: 141Driver at August 02, 2010 02:24 PM (LEynS)

28 11 Just once, I'd like to read some news about a female serial rapist. Do I have to do this myself?

ewww....

There are several biological reasons why female serial rapists would be few and far between. When they do emerge, such as the case with Karla Homolka, they tend to target children.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2010 02:24 PM (c0A3e)

29 It is hilarious, even the third or fourth or fifth time.

Posted by: missg at August 02, 2010 02:25 PM (NkWVk)

30 Racist double post, Cracka's!

Posted by: King Shakalaka boom at August 02, 2010 02:25 PM (ph9vn)

31 Quit pickin' on my homeboy.

Posted by: Pocono Joe at August 02, 2010 02:25 PM (SQdTl)

32 Oh hell this is funny.

Russ, can you post it up again? Just so I can read the comment....

Posted by: Mr Wolf at August 02, 2010 02:25 PM (PekyG)

33 Hey Ace, yesterday God took the day off after creating everything in the past week, I don't think any cob-loggers have done that on in a while.

Posted by: MrCaniac at August 02, 2010 02:26 PM (Vol3D)

34 Question: What do Ace and Democrat politicians have in common?

Answer: Neither one reads their own stuff!

Posted by: EC at August 02, 2010 02:26 PM (iWj1i)

35 22 Hey have ya'll seen lolcats? That shit is hilarious.

Has anybody seen that semi-new site Hot Air? That's one site we'll never see news stories from here..

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2010 02:26 PM (c0A3e)

36 Leave Ace alone!!!11!!! Leave Ace alone!!!11!!!

Posted by: Chris Crocker at August 02, 2010 02:28 PM (YVZlY)

37 ^{Has anybody seen that semi-new site Hot Air? That's one site we'll never see news stories from here..}

I heard about this guy called "Drudge" who some people think will have an impact, I guess time will tell.

Posted by: MrCaniac at August 02, 2010 02:29 PM (Vol3D)

38 Oh thank goodness my meme doesn't apply.

Posted by: The Chicken at August 02, 2010 02:29 PM (P9+0W)

39 I'm waiting for the busty japanese lady that "couldn't" have made it through the door. Sorry, my Youtube search-fu failed.

Posted by: fluffy wanted to see it, too at August 02, 2010 02:30 PM (4Kl5M)

40 "Is this funny?" Yea, Ace. It was funny. It was funny four days ago when every other website in the country had it. Same goes for about half the items in your overnight thread. When I visit this site lately it's like I'm traveling backwards in time. Lame.

Posted by: someguy at August 02, 2010 02:30 PM (i0JqY)

41 O/T: So guess what this list is?: " Helen Thomas, UPI/Independent Joe Klein, Time Magazine
Paul Krugman, The New York Times Chuck Todd, NBC Cynthia Tucker, Atlanta Journal-Constitution Rick Sanchez, CNN Howard Fineman, Newsweek Christiane Amanpour CNN Liz Sidoti, Associated Pressanswer HERE

Posted by: shocked at August 02, 2010 02:30 PM (p302b)

42 Ace is not even reading the the Connecticut Mafia'sÂ™ site.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 02, 2010 02:31 PM (jbVm4)

43 Video of Ace from yesterday!

Posted by: MrCaniac at August 02, 2010 02:31 PM (Vol3D)

44 ot
flipping through the tv, I see that BP dumped 1,800,000 gallons of dispersant into the gulf.

Wow, that is amazing. 1,800,000 gallons.

I really really hate the way the media pulls this crap. no one has any concept of what 1,800,000 gallons is. Why not use a unit people can understand, like acre feet. everyone can visualize an acre foot. 1 inch of rain on your 12 acre farm - one acre foot.

so how much is 1,800,000 gallons? 5.5 acre feet. Not such a big deal any more. huh? If they use this number Anderson Cooper would have to find a new story....

Posted by: nine coconuts at August 02, 2010 02:32 PM (DHNp4)

45 "There are several biological reasons why female serial rapists would be few and far between." Apparently, I haven't thought this through.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at August 02, 2010 02:32 PM (wd0Iq)

46 Give ace a break.
Rape and doo rags never get old

Posted by: nine coconuts at August 02, 2010 02:33 PM (DHNp4)

47 Ace, you did the same damn thing with the Improv Everywhere vid of the Star Wars subway stop. That had been out for two weeks when you posted it here.

You may need a break from blogging, son.

Posted by: Harry S. Plinkett at August 02, 2010 02:34 PM (mAm+G)

48 Hey, check this out!

Posted by: Phinn at August 02, 2010 02:45 PM (GiUTT)

49 43 Ace is not even reading the the Connecticut Mafia'sÂ™ site.

I stand corrected.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 02, 2010 02:49 PM (jbVm4)

50 Hey, I saw that washing machine video in some Sooper Seekrit Star Chamber type blog that's been pulling the AoS' strings!!1!11!!1eleven!ty!11!!

OMG. It's TRUE!!1!!

Posted by: jcjimi at August 02, 2010 02:50 PM (ay6+/)

51 You can consider any of my double-posts just a doorstop until Ace gets around to properly double-post them himself.

And anyway, he couldn't see that video, on account of it being huge, bright yellow, covered with exclamation marks, and smack dab on the front page of the blog.

If you're coming down from a hobo-murderin' fugue and your system is still cycling lizard venom and homemade vodka made from leftover french fries and dirty shoelaces, that shit is invisible.

Posted by: lauraw at August 02, 2010 02:53 PM (DbybK)

52 The washing machine vid made me laugh out loud.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 02, 2010 02:54 PM (jbVm4)

53 Somebody care to volunteer to find out what happens with a top-load washing machine?

Posted by: SteveN at August 02, 2010 03:17 PM (7EV/g)

54
Hell Ace, even I've already seen this one -- and I've been in a temporal causality loop for 90 years.

Posted by: Capt. Morgan Bateson - USS Bozeman at August 02, 2010 03:19 PM (dF2/V)

55 Hey, I like the video. Rapist getting threatened - what's not to like? When they said Huntville at the beginning of the clip, I thought Texas where all the prison guards live and everyone carries? I expected to see a shotup dead rapist. Oh, well, maybe next time...

Posted by: Moi at August 02, 2010 03:32 PM (bjYAr)

56 In Ace's defense, it took him a few days at the keypunch machine to get his post down on Hollerith cards.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 02, 2010 03:38 PM (dF2/V)

57 Big Bang! Universe hardest hit.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at August 02, 2010 04:09 PM (iwyZr)

Pssst Anderson...

so how much is 1,800,000 gallons? 5.5 acre feet. Not such a big deal any more. huh? If they use this number Anderson Cooper would have to find a new story....

Posted by: Water logged twelve acres at August 02, 2010 04:13 PM (veaqz)

59 That brick into the washing machine is one of the funniest damned things I've ever seen.

It gets better every time I watch it.

Posted by: Warden at August 02, 2010 06:10 PM (QoR4a)

Q: What's the difference between a cheap date and a washing machine?

A: A washing machine doesn't keep calling you for days after you put a load in it.

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