January 09, 2010
— Ace So says DrewM on Twitter. The excerpt in New York magazine is about John and Elizabeth Edwards.
Commenters keep mentioning "that quote." Not sure if this is it, but it's the best one I found so far. Brumberger, a camapaign aide, has already warned Edwards twice that his affair with Rielle Hunter was becoming increasingly obvious and notorious:
A few days later, in October, Brumberger flew from New York to Chicago to join Edwards for a trip to China. “Hey, I need to talk to you,” Edwards said abruptly when they met in the terminal at O’Hare. They walked together to the airline’s premium lounge, where Edwards had reserved a private meeting room for their conversation. “Sit,” Edwards said—and then tore into Brumberger.
Stuff from the road is getting back to people, and itÂ’s obviously you whoÂ’s doing it, Edwards said angrily. You didnÂ’t recognize who you work for. You donÂ’t work for Nick and Peter. You work for me. I trusted you like a son, but you broke my trust. I canÂ’t have you around me anymore. YouÂ’re not coming to China, and youÂ’re never working for me again.
Brumberger’s heart sank. “I’m sorry you feel that way,” he said. “I always thought my goal in all of this was to do everything I could to help you become the next president of the United States.”
“Why didn’t you come to me?” Edwards asked.
“I did come to you! I came to you in Ohio. I called you after Labor Day! I tried!”
“No,” Edwards said. “Why didn’t you come to me like a fucking man and tell me to stop fucking her?”
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Posted by: di butler/murderous bitch at January 09, 2010 05:16 PM (S3xX1)
Edwards: Why didn't you come to me?
Brumberger: I did, I really tried!
Edwards: Why didn't you come to me like a fucking man and jack me off so I wouldn't have the urge to bang my mistriss.
Posted by: Sparky at January 09, 2010 05:17 PM (mXY2a)
“No,” Barney Frank said. “Why didn’t you come to me like a fucking man and tell me to stop fucking him? Tim Geithner is a sweet piece of ass."
Posted by: Helen Thomas at January 09, 2010 05:20 PM (W3vrv)
“No,” Edwards said. “Why didn’t you come to me like a fucking man and tell me to stop fucking her?”
I once said the same thing to my lifesize cutout of David Hasselhoff concerning my blow-up doll after he got jealous of our affair.
Posted by: palin-steele ( still unemployed) at January 09, 2010 05:21 PM (t72+4)
“No,” Edwards said. “Why didn’t you come to in me like a fucking man and tell me to stop fucking her?”
Lovers' squabble.
Posted by: My Indian Name is "Two Americas Fucking" at January 09, 2010 05:21 PM (3J/W4)
“I have to believe it,” Elizabeth said. “Because if I don’t, it means I’m married to a monster.”
Yes, a silky, silky monster.
Posted by: Countrysquire at January 09, 2010 05:23 PM (IyQtr)
Greatest political book of the last twenty years? I haven't read it so I can't say, but it definitely would be very, very, very hard to top Richard Ben Cramer's "What It Takes" which came out 1992. In general, though, the last two decades' worth of political campaign books have sucked, so maybe "Game Change" is a contender.
Posted by: Robert_Paulson at January 09, 2010 05:23 PM (+deq6)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 09, 2010 05:24 PM (d7Px0)
But then again, I don't think with my hair, so maybe it's just me.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 09, 2010 05:25 PM (5Xf3c)
Posted by: Robert_Paulson at January 09, 2010 05:25 PM (+deq6)
Posted by: Shannon at January 09, 2010 05:25 PM (hzHaf)
I'm pretty sure Johnny's daddy who slaved away in the meee-ulll in that other America would not approve of the extra-curricular schtupping.
Posted by: Blazer at January 09, 2010 05:26 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: BS, Inc. at January 09, 2010 05:27 PM (H8eTR)
Posted by: Countrysquire at January 09, 2010 05:27 PM (IyQtr)
Look! A ribeye dinner for 3.99 if you get there before 4:00!!
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 09, 2010 05:28 PM (5Xf3c)
"Because you would have told me to fuck off?"
Extrapolating...I've never had a boss who wanted me to critique his sex life (thank God).
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 09, 2010 05:28 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: Frank G at January 09, 2010 05:29 PM (I+To0)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 09, 2010 05:30 PM (OkT2m)
Lucky you. I lost the preferred shift when I said "One pair of balls a week to your chin. It's a rule."
And it was a guy.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 09, 2010 05:30 PM (5Xf3c)
Posted by: Blazer at January 09, 2010 09:29 PM (t72+4)
It's scheduled for 15 seconds after you get laid. Plenty of time to tap the keg.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 09, 2010 05:32 PM (5Xf3c)
I guess in Second America, chasing strange and getting a little side squirrel is copacetic.
Which is nice.
Posted by: galtor at January 09, 2010 05:33 PM (3J/W4)
Posted by: Blazer at January 09, 2010 09:29 PM (t72+4)
It's scheduled for 15 seconds after you get laid. Plenty of time to tap the keg.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 09, 2010 09:32 PM (5Xf3c)
No, but seriously, who do you think they will face off against next week from one sports fan to another ?
Posted by: Blazer at January 09, 2010 05:34 PM (t72+4)
Regardless of political ideology, we need to start picking better leaders or our country's decline is going to continue. Yes, I think the better choice is almost always the Republican (especially conservatives) but the GOP has their share of scumbags, too. If our political system wasn't such a disaster and so many partisans weren't motivated purely by personal destruction for ideological reasons (especially, IMO, the activists, politicians, and media members on the far left), maybe genuinely good, decent people from both parties would run for elective office and the country would be better off. But I don't see that happening anytime soon. For now, we can just be thankful that a scumbag like Edwards will never be in a position of power. Now, if we can just replace Obama and Biden in 2012...
Posted by: Slappy at January 09, 2010 05:35 PM (ljvjO)
Chavez orders currency devaluation by 50% in Venezuela
Obama and the Czars are following my lead -- all the way!
Posted by: Hugo Chavez at January 09, 2010 05:35 PM (d7Px0)
Posted by: Blazer at January 09, 2010 09:34 PM (t72+4)
Probably the Skins. And the way they played today, I'd bet on the Skins. Fucking pathetic. Who in the ever living fuck misses two gimme field goals in a fucking playoff game?
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 09, 2010 05:36 PM (5Xf3c)
Posted by: rawmuse at January 09, 2010 05:37 PM (kq9Vv)
Maybe he wanted him to channel Truman: The Fuck Stops Here!
It's always someone else's fault with these people.
Posted by: anotheranon at January 09, 2010 05:39 PM (a1OFR)
Except Blazer. He has to take his meds first.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 09, 2010 05:39 PM (5Xf3c)
Mark my word, the Republican will take advantage of this slanderous book against the wonderful John Edwards, especially when we all know his loving wife Elizabeth has been suffering with cooter cancer for years.
Damn those slimy conservatives who are unable to grasp the leadership abilities of stalwart liberals like Obama, Edwards, Frank, and Dodd. Fuck 'um, and fuck their cats too.
Posted by: Joy Behar at January 09, 2010 05:41 PM (W3vrv)
Posted by: TheTaR(and feather)Czar at January 09, 2010 05:42 PM (houxp)
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at January 09, 2010 05:43 PM (r1h5M)
Posted by: Marlon Brando at January 09, 2010 05:43 PM (L6DNm)
From the Politico's excerpts:
But when Biden, at an October fund-raiser in Seattle, famously predicted that Obama would be tested with an international crisis, the then-Illinois senator had had enough.
“How many times is Biden gonna say something stupid?” he demanded of
his advisers on a conference call, a moment at which most people on the
call said the candidate was as angry as they had ever heard him.
Posted by: DrewM. at January 09, 2010 05:44 PM (UAnTc)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 09, 2010 05:45 PM (L6DNm)
Posted by: Hangin' left like Mao's Johnson at January 09, 2010 05:45 PM (gnl04)
“No,” Edwards said. “Why didn’t you come to me like a fucking man and tell me to stop fucking her?”
Real men don't need other people to tell them when to keep it in their pants.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 09, 2010 05:46 PM (n2wxa)
The best comment by Joe Biden was when he admitted to humping the waitress at Katie's to get free coffee.
Posted by: Fish at January 09, 2010 05:47 PM (W3vrv)
"Save me, Mr Wizard, and if you don't I'll sue your ass off"
Posted by: mrkwong at January 09, 2010 05:47 PM (G8Eo0)
I bet Bush was pushing Edwards' ass when he was banging her. Hell, he probably brought the hair gel/lube, too.
Yep, it's Bush's fault.
Posted by: galtor at January 09, 2010 05:47 PM (3J/W4)
Posted by: Countrysquire at January 09, 2010 05:47 PM (IyQtr)
Posted by: di butler/murderous bitch at January 09, 2010 05:47 PM (S3xX1)
Posted by: Cahrsel Jhonsno at January 09, 2010 05:48 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Zimriel at January 09, 2010 05:48 PM (PFjLF)
Didn't the rumor mill put her as the one responsible for hiring Marcotte? Yeah, she's bat-shit crazy.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 09, 2010 05:48 PM (n2wxa)
Posted by: Beto at January 09, 2010 05:49 PM (+CLh/)
Posted by: Eunich Bomber at January 09, 2010 05:49 PM (3J/W4)
Posted by: mare at January 09, 2010 05:49 PM (X1fsj)
I read somewhere, "Politics disproves Darwin."
Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 09, 2010 05:49 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: antisocialist at January 09, 2010 05:49 PM (Rwudm)
Posted by: Ernie Anastos at January 09, 2010 05:50 PM (L6DNm)
Posted by: Typical Duplicious DemocRAT at January 09, 2010 05:51 PM (1ao2R)
Is this an article about Edwards and spouse or the Clintons? I'm reading it now and there isn't any difference (except for the cancer).
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2010 05:52 PM (P33XN)
Posted by: Fired Cock Blocker at January 09, 2010 05:52 PM (QeEt4)
"Why didn't you take responsiblity for my dick?"
Posted by: Edwards at January 09, 2010 05:53 PM (L6DNm)
Posted by: KelliD at January 09, 2010 05:53 PM (Q9Cny)
Why didn't you come to me like a f'cking man and tackle me before I ate the whole f'cking pizza ?
Posted by: Meghan McCain at January 09, 2010 05:54 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 09, 2010 05:55 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Dead Swayze, the Roadhouse one, not the Dirty Dancing Twirly Guy what knocked up that chick at January 09, 2010 05:56 PM (3J/W4)
Posted by: DrewM. at January 09, 2010 09:44 PM (UAnTc)
Exactly. I knew Obama was in over his head on the national stage long before he even won the Democratic nomination. But when he selected Biden as his running mate -- a politician with a penchant for saying idiotic things and who had been wrong about nearly every major issue that has come up in his three-plus decades in the U.S. Senate -- it was confirmed to me that Barry was a fool with horrible judgment. How does someone pick that guy as their running mate? Even the Democrats had better VP possibilities than that.
Let's not forget that the Obama/Biden campaign had to hide Biden the last 3-4 weeks of the campaign so he didn't screw up their victory, while the media carried water for the Democrats by not scrutinizing Obama and spending all their coverage on destroying Palin. Biden is a perfect example of an arrogant, self-important, bumbling idiot that illustrates everything that is wrong with our political system. I don't think he's a piece of crap like Obama or Edwards, but he has no business being the second-in-line to the Oval Office. What a joke.
Posted by: Slappy at January 09, 2010 05:56 PM (ljvjO)
Evidently though, if you are a Democrat, you can live a really, really long time with bone cancer. Especially the incurable kind
I hear you, but my mom had lung cancer that went undetected until it spread to her bones and caused her back to break. All through the treatments the doctors never really worried about the bone cancer because it's so slow moving. It was the lung cancer they targeted.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2010 05:56 PM (P33XN)
Yes, a silky, silky monster.
Posted by: Countrysquire at January 09, 2010 09:23 PM (IyQtr)
With really nice hair.
Posted by: John Edwards at January 09, 2010 05:57 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Bret Easton Ellis, channelling Robert Conquest at January 09, 2010 05:58 PM (PFjLF)
Posted by: The Hammer at January 09, 2010 05:58 PM (YBTwf)
Mainstream Media, why didn't you come to me like a fucking man and tell me we were electing the most radical and unqualified President in the history of the United States!
Posted by: 52% of the electorate at January 09, 2010 05:59 PM (3J/W4)
Why didn't you come to me like a f'cking man and give me a f'cking spanking?
I would have really enjoyed it.
Posted by: Barney Frank at January 09, 2010 05:59 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Banhammer 1.0 at January 09, 2010 06:00 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Bill Moyers at January 09, 2010 06:01 PM (L6DNm)
Off the charts on the Jackass/pompous/screwing interns/backstabbing/stealing the goods meter.
Huh, just like the last two democratic presidents. Never mind.
Posted by: mare at January 09, 2010 09:49 PM (X1fsj)
That is ridiculous. I'm too busy screwing the taxpayers to go after interns. Do you think I am superman or something?
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 09, 2010 06:02 PM (bgcml)
“Why didn’t you come to me like a fucking man and tell me to stop sponging from my mother and to get a job."
Posted by: Dum Dum LaRue at January 09, 2010 06:03 PM (W3vrv)
But then again, I don't think with my hair, so maybe it's just me.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 09, 2010 09:25 PM (5Xf3c)
I always do.
Posted by: Hot Rod B! at January 09, 2010 06:03 PM (erIg9)
Posted by: Harry Reid at January 09, 2010 06:03 PM (UAnTc)
In fact, why don't you be a man and keep me from making an ass of myself every night?
Posted by: Chris Matthews at January 09, 2010 06:03 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: George Lucas at January 09, 2010 06:04 PM (L6DNm)
Posted by: Mike Vick at January 09, 2010 06:04 PM (UAnTc)
I was a shit some times.
Posted by: Jack at January 09, 2010 06:04 PM (bvDV5)
Posted by: Z Ryan at January 09, 2010 06:04 PM (cMo6P)
Why didn't you come to me like a f'cking man and tell me that jerking off in a public f'cking restroom was a bad idea ?
Posted by: George Michael at January 09, 2010 06:05 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Elliot "Client Number 9" Spitzer at January 09, 2010 06:05 PM (UAnTc)
Posted by: M'Chelle High Consort at January 09, 2010 06:06 PM (erIg9)
Posted by: John McCain at January 09, 2010 06:06 PM (QeEt4)
Posted by: Jessie Jackson at January 09, 2010 06:06 PM (IyQtr)
Posted by: I'm Rick James, BITCH! at January 09, 2010 06:07 PM (erIg9)
Geez whatta putz. "Why didn't you come to me like a fucking man and tell me that you would give me a "Bobbitt" ectomy if I ever put myk junk in that skank again?"
Most guys can figure out when banging some bimbo yields diminishing returns--and they quit.
Posted by: Chicken Choker & Corncob Smoker at January 09, 2010 06:07 PM (ktYjH)
Posted by: Andi Sullivan at January 09, 2010 06:08 PM (houxp)
Posted by: Rod Blagojavic at January 09, 2010 06:08 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: President Barack Hussein Obama at January 09, 2010 06:08 PM (UAnTc)
Posted by: Paul Anka at January 09, 2010 06:09 PM (UAnTc)
Posted by: Keith Olbermann at January 09, 2010 06:09 PM (QeEt4)
Why didn't you come to me like a f'ckin' man and tell me that I would kill the franchise off once and for all ?
Posted by: McG at January 09, 2010 06:10 PM (t72+4)
"Why didn't you come to me like a fucking man and tell me that Astronauts didn't plant the American Flag on Mars."
Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at January 09, 2010 06:10 PM (W3vrv)
Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 09, 2010 06:10 PM (B5cM9)
68 Imagine John Edwards as President.
Jeebus, that triggered the least-worst feeling I've had about Barry in several years.
Posted by: sherlock at January 09, 2010 06:11 PM (ktKOD)
Posted by: Paul Anka
OK, we can stop. I believe we have a thread winner!
Posted by: Jessie Jackson at January 09, 2010 06:11 PM (IyQtr)
Still reading the article. This shit is so bad that a man in this position would've committed suicide back in the old days for bringing such dishonor on himself and his family.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2010 06:11 PM (P33XN)
Why didn't you come to me like a f'cking man and tell me to take a throat lozenge when I was filming the last Bat Man movie?
Posted by: Christian Bale at January 09, 2010 06:12 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: curious at January 09, 2010 06:12 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Iskandar at January 09, 2010 06:13 PM (sKPtW)
Posted by: Gene Frankel at January 09, 2010 06:13 PM (IyQtr)
Why didn't you let me tell you to shut the fuck up...
Ahh, who am I kidding?
How does my ass taste?
Posted by: Jay Leno at January 09, 2010 06:15 PM (aDg5y)
Why didn't you come to me like a f'cking man and tell me that jerking off while having a belt tied around your neck was a bad idea ?
Posted by: David Carradine at January 09, 2010 06:15 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 09, 2010 06:16 PM (QeEt4)
What was I supposed to do? My wife's hooch got all tumory!
Posted by: Silky the Douche at January 09, 2010 06:16 PM (3J/W4)
Posted by: Don Wilson at January 09, 2010 06:18 PM (IyQtr)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2010 06:19 PM (P33XN)
Why didn't you come to me rike a f'cking man and terr me that one mirron dorrar bribes is so 1960's?
Posted by: Kim Jong Ill at January 09, 2010 06:19 PM (t72+4)
“Why didn’t you come to me like a fucking man and tell me committed rich geeks can score a lot of pussy?"
Posted by: Bill Gates at January 09, 2010 06:20 PM (W3vrv)
“No,” Edwards said. “Why didn’t you come to me like a fucking man and tell me to stop fucking her?”
I remember a cartoon that appeared in Punch decades ago. It shows some kids who have devised a dangerous game, where one kid jumps off a tall piece of furniture and the other kids catch him in a blanket. The first kid is about to jump, is looking worried, and says "Someone should stop us before we get hurt."
Posted by: Wm T Sherman at January 09, 2010 06:20 PM (tm15w)
Posted by: Larry Craig at January 09, 2010 06:20 PM (r9Nmp)
Friends don't stop friends from fucking around on bitchy wives!
Posted by: HUTCH1200 at January 09, 2010 06:20 PM (HTQFy)
Posted by: BHO at January 09, 2010 06:21 PM (QeEt4)
Posted by: Calvin at January 09, 2010 06:22 PM (aDg5y)
Posted by: He knows you're alone, Silky at January 09, 2010 06:23 PM (3J/W4)
“Why didn’t you come to me like a fucking man and tell me Big Pussy wasn't killed in The Sopranos?"
Posted by: Tony Soprano at January 09, 2010 06:24 PM (W3vrv)
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at January 09, 2010 06:25 PM (r9Nmp)
Why didn't you come to me like a f'cking man and tell me to quit fantasizing over the Haagen Dazs pin-up girl.
Posted by: Allahpundit (not really) at January 09, 2010 06:26 PM (t72+4)
OK, where is the ONT, all this boob dipping in chocolate and talk about f*ing is making me all hot and bothered.
Oh, and true story about Bill Gates, in the late 80s, early 90s before he got married, he spent a lot of time hanging out at one of those hot tub places, called Tubs, in Bellevue. He apparently did alright in the chick department for a geek with dumb glasses.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 09, 2010 06:26 PM (RZ8pf)
And on cue...
Posted by: Zimriel at January 09, 2010 06:28 PM (PFjLF)
Posted by: BHO to McCain at January 09, 2010 06:28 PM (d7Px0)
Why didn't you come to me like a f'cking man and tell me not to pick up the phone after downing a fifth of Chivas Regal and snorting an eight ball of cocaine ?
Posted by: Pat O'Brien at January 09, 2010 06:28 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: HUTCH1200 at January 09, 2010 06:29 PM (HTQFy)
Posted by: Gates' mate at January 09, 2010 06:30 PM (d7Px0)
Posted by: Senator Joe Biden at January 09, 2010 06:30 PM (bvDV5)
Posted by: J-Mac at January 09, 2010 06:33 PM (HTQFy)
Posted by: Chris Mathews at January 09, 2010 06:33 PM (bvDV5)
Posted by: Kanye West at January 09, 2010 06:35 PM (r9Nmp)
Posted by: Gumby at January 09, 2010 06:37 PM (houxp)
Why didn't you come to us like a f'cking man and tell us that filling up a large object with hydrogen was a bad idea?
Posted by: The Hindenburg Designers at January 09, 2010 06:37 PM (t72+4)
Why didn't you come to me like a f'cking man and tell me that I should have manned the exhaust port instead of taking off in that Tie-Fighter?
Posted by: Darth Vader at January 09, 2010 06:39 PM (t72+4)
“Why didn’t you come to me like a fucking man and tell me to stop fucking her?”
The perfect lead in: "Man-to-man, smoke Roi-Tan".
Seriourly, how limp a wuss is Edwards, that a) he needs another guy to tell him to stop checking his mistress' oil, and b) even when the guy does, the guy didn't do it in a manly enough way for John? Was a bar of Irish Spring needed?
Posted by: Arbalest at January 09, 2010 06:40 PM (zgffs)
There are some things that guys just don't say to each other. "You have a drinking problem." "Your wife is ugly." And "Stop fucking the ugly chick, your wife is going to find out."
And then there's "stop fucking the ugly chick while you're running for President of the United States." Can't do it. It's a guy thing.
Posted by: RTH615 at January 09, 2010 06:47 PM (Rytlc)
Remember, this is a town that lionized Ted Kennedy, a guy who was ScumKing when Silky Pony was only sprouting pubes.
Posted by: Obama at January 09, 2010 06:47 PM (MMC8r)
Haven't read all the posts yet...but, I'm not sure of how much of this book is to be believed. How can you write about what someone thought when they're alone, unless they told you & I don't think Edwards was interviewed for this book.
Edwards is a total pos, but most of this stuff is coming from campaign staff & supposed insiders. Steve Schmidt & Nicole Wallace ring any bells? They are the dirtbags that threw Sarah under the bus, leaked crap about her & trashed her in the media.
I don't take anything for gospel that dirtbags like that say, and if there's anyone running for office that would have them anywhere near their campaign, they're dumber than rocks.
Posted by: Steph at January 09, 2010 06:56 PM (kKd8v)
RTH615 at January 09, 2010 10:47 PM
Second! Motion carries!
Dissenters leave your man card at the door.
Posted by: hutch1200 at January 09, 2010 06:58 PM (HTQFy)
Posted by: Michelle Obama at January 09, 2010 06:59 PM (xGIqT)
Posted by: RTH615 at January 09, 2010 07:00 PM (Rytlc)
Posted by: Scott P at January 09, 2010 07:05 PM (60Nhd)
Imagine John Edwards as President.
I have to believe he'd be better than what we have now. Fucking the entire country trumps a sick wife.
Posted by: pale horse at January 09, 2010 07:05 PM (gbCNS)
Posted by: di butler/murderous bitch at January 09, 2010 07:05 PM (S3xX1)
Posted by: Ng at January 09, 2010 07:28 PM (houxp)
Posted by: SGT Dan at January 09, 2010 07:28 PM (HZpUJ)
Posted by: Chris Webber at January 09, 2010 07:37 PM (qyKoF)
"Why didn't you come to me like a f*cking man and tell me to leave the f*cking jihad stuff out of the Koran?"
--Mohammed
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 09, 2010 07:39 PM (eNxMU)
Posted by: PC14 at January 09, 2010 07:45 PM (sasV9)
Posted by: Joe Quesada at January 09, 2010 07:53 PM (qyKoF)
Posted by: Vince McMahon at January 09, 2010 08:00 PM (qyKoF)
Posted by: Starbucks at January 09, 2010 08:00 PM (qyKoF)
Posted by: The Newspaper Industry at January 09, 2010 08:02 PM (qyKoF)
Posted by: random guy witnessing the fall of the berlin wall at January 09, 2010 08:13 PM (qyKoF)
Posted by: Zombie Belushi at January 09, 2010 08:17 PM (RykTt)
Posted by: Justine Joli at January 09, 2010 08:23 PM (Fue76)
Posted by: sherlock at January 09, 2010 08:25 PM (ktKOD)
Posted by: CEO of Too Big To Fail Bank at January 09, 2010 08:34 PM (H8eTR)
Posted by: America at January 09, 2010 08:36 PM (1ao2R)
Posted by: Daffy Duck at January 09, 2010 08:53 PM (tHrW4)
Posted by: lonestar at January 09, 2010 08:56 PM (+akm6)
Dad, why didn't you come to me like a fucking man and tell me about your reality TV plans BEFORE we went on fucking TV.
brrrraaaaaalllllph!
Posted by: Balloon Boy at January 09, 2010 08:58 PM (tHrW4)
Posted by: mrkwong at January 09, 2010 09:02 PM (G8Eo0)
Why didn't you come to me like a f'cking man and tell me that those were really microscopic charges you planted in my throat ?
Posted by: Snake Plissken at January 09, 2010 09:11 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Mike at January 09, 2010 09:35 PM (yNC3G)
over the top, the Clinton line seems designed to evoke exactly the racist image
Obama pinned on him, the Sarah statements are obviously false, only Obama's view of Biden really seems real
Posted by: ian cormac at January 09, 2010 09:45 PM (My6A7)
Posted by: Dan Quayle at January 09, 2010 09:53 PM (Xg6zz)
Posted by: Slappy at January 09, 2010 09:56 PM (ljvjO)
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Well, you might want to read up on Biden's big claim to fame law... VAWA and its kid IMBRA before you say he's not a piece of crap.
Posted by: Sio at January 09, 2010 09:59 PM (+ADqV)
Posted by: Tiger Woods at January 09, 2010 10:01 PM (u61UO)
Posted by: Bill Ayers at January 09, 2010 10:05 PM (Xg6zz)
Why didn't you come to me like a f'cking man and tell me Verbal Kent was playing me with all that shit behind me in my office ?
Posted by: Dave Kujan at January 09, 2010 10:06 PM (t72+4)
Why didn't you come to me like a f'cking man and tell me that I should have gotten a bigger boat?
Posted by: Quint at January 09, 2010 10:11 PM (t72+4)
that one had me pissing my pants. lol
Posted by: Berserker at January 09, 2010 10:12 PM (gWHrG)
Posted by: Martin Scorsese at January 09, 2010 10:15 PM (sg7fO)
Why didn't you come to me like a f'cking man and tell me that going off with those Colonial Marines to LV-426 was a bad idea ?
Posted by: Ripley at January 09, 2010 10:22 PM (t72+4)
Don't you mean "'that quote', boy", Ace?
Posted by: maureen dowd at January 09, 2010 10:44 PM (2qU2d)
Posted by: curious at January 09, 2010 11:42 PM (p302b)
Why didn't you come to me like a fucking man and tell me that Gold Leaders plan to draw fire across the axis of the fucking Death Star would not spare my life?
Posted by: Porkins at January 10, 2010 12:13 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Main Stream Media at January 10, 2010 12:23 AM (bvDV5)
Posted by: Michelle Obama at January 10, 2010 12:53 AM (bvDV5)
Posted by: President Obama at January 10, 2010 12:56 AM (bvDV5)
Posted by: Hadley CRU at January 10, 2010 01:04 AM (bvDV5)
Posted by: Harry Reid at January 10, 2010 01:16 AM (bvDV5)
Posted by: 95% of Black Americans at January 10, 2010 01:21 AM (bvDV5)
(yeah, I know the answer but figured it was worth a shot)
Posted by: AD at January 10, 2010 02:34 AM (INZCg)
Posted by: DefendUSA at January 10, 2010 03:57 AM (N69Wd)
Democrat Nominees: Obama, Biden, Hilary, Chris Dodd, John Edwards, Mike Gravel, Kucinich, Bill Richardson.
Republican Nominees: McCain, Guiliani, Duncan Hunter, Huckabee, RonPaul, Mitt Romney, Fred Thompson.
How many of these people are proven to be competent? How many do you trust? We are so fucked.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 10, 2010 05:55 AM (euuyg)
Posted by: Barney Frank at January 10, 2010 06:21 AM (rwlcW)
Posted by: Silky Pony at January 10, 2010 06:36 AM (VGeGl)
Has anyone considered that this might be a tool used for punishing opponents of Obama? Possible? Don't put anything past this administration.
Posted by: Texmom at January 10, 2010 06:44 AM (WzN8I)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy at January 10, 2010 07:04 AM (Kpy7I)
Posted by: Matt Damon at January 10, 2010 07:10 AM (bvDV5)
#72
Obambi's administration because he couldn't get a job anywhere else
WRONG, he's working for us here at UNC and your tax dollars are paying him.
How you like the taste of my democrat ass?
Posted by: Eriskiine Bowles, UNC pres. failed Dem Sen candidate at January 10, 2010 07:17 AM (2+9Yx)
Posted by: sheik Yamani at January 10, 2010 07:50 AM (mhD2v)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 10, 2010 08:12 AM (bvDV5)
Posted by: John "Pork'em" Edwards at January 10, 2010 08:12 AM (/+tPT)
I tole him and I'm the bestest friend that ever lived. Nothing.
I tried paying him and even that didn't work.
Posted by: Fred Baron at January 10, 2010 08:13 AM (OOgDc)
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Posted by: ACORN at January 10, 2010 09:16 AM (er0Ek)
Hey Sheriff Joe, why didn't you come to us like a fucking man and tell us to gird our loins.
Posted by: American Voter at January 10, 2010 09:19 AM (er0Ek)
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Posted by: nohype at January 10, 2010 11:07 AM (m2ji+)
Obviously the poor guy was terrified of getting a threesome invite if he said anything.
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“No,” Edwards said. “Why didn’t you come to me like a fucking man and tell me to stop fucking her?”
Funny that. I once said the same thing to an ex-boyfriend of mine over a pet gerbil.
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at January 09, 2010 05:15 PM (t72+4)