February 07, 2010
— Dave in Texas Pregame stuff is done, let's get to it.
Here's my pick. I might have beaten Lauraw on picks with this one. She's a closet Manning fan.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at
02:22 PM
| Comments (1003)
Post contains 30 words, total size 1 kb.
Posted by: Logician at February 07, 2010 02:26 PM (NA4vJ)
Posted by: Peaches at February 07, 2010 02:26 PM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: vai2112 at February 07, 2010 02:26 PM (TcILN)
Posted by: mrfixit at February 07, 2010 02:26 PM (Bsm1s)
Remind me why we need a 10minute Coin-toss?
Posted by: Mordart at February 07, 2010 02:27 PM (noE1x)
Let's have some Saints cheerleaders!
Yay, Ricky Jackson's in the Hall!
Congrats to all the HOFers --they deserved it.
(Well, Floyd Little's a reach)
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2010 02:27 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2010 02:28 PM (ekqTc)
This questioning of the utility of the length of the coin toss brought to you by AFLAC. In association with Budweiser and Pfizer.
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 07, 2010 02:28 PM (l8/vh)
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2010 02:29 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 02:30 PM (hUWFd)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2010 02:30 PM (ekqTc)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 07, 2010 02:31 PM (a9UO0)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 02:31 PM (hUWFd)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 07, 2010 02:31 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 02:33 PM (hUWFd)
Posted by: rawmuse at February 07, 2010 02:34 PM (dqiTV)
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2010 02:34 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 02:34 PM (hUWFd)
I was going with the Saints before Bambi decided to get all political with his pick and throw the Bush/Katrina shit in there and the AP decided to call them the new "Americas Team". Sorry Saints fans, I hope they go down in flames.
Posted by: Blazer at February 07, 2010 02:35 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 02:36 PM (hUWFd)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2010 02:37 PM (ekqTc)
He just wants to borrow Ray Nagin's famous Nawlins school buses-- needs more room for the next crop of sacrificial Dems.
Posted by: PA Cat at February 07, 2010 02:37 PM (Cs+cQ)
Gah, the Saints are Odipshit's pick?
Then I'll go with my previous wish, namely that a giant space-time vortex opens up and sucks Sun Life Stadium and all its contents into another dimension.
Go space-time vortex!
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 07, 2010 02:37 PM (l8/vh)
Sorry Saints fans, I hope they go down in flames.
Oh gawd. Talk like that will cause a laceygasm.
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 02:38 PM (f4PKE)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 02:38 PM (RZ8pf)
Wow, a QB is shuffling his feet!
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 07, 2010 02:39 PM (l8/vh)
Posted by: loppyd at February 07, 2010 02:40 PM (pGELo)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2010 02:40 PM (ekqTc)
I read that Peyton Manning gave the max to Teh Fred! in the '08 primary and McPalin in the general.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2010 02:40 PM (pg/HS)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 02:41 PM (RZ8pf)
Sorry Saints fans, I hope they go down in flames.
Oh gawd. Talk like that will cause a laceygasm.
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 06:38 PM (f4PKE)
*ahem* Peyton Manning is a god and the Colts are my second favorite team.
(Oh god, please let her post nude pics)
Posted by: Blazer at February 07, 2010 02:41 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 02:41 PM (8NGHm)
I was going with the Saints before Bambi decided to get all political with his pick and throw the Bush/Katrina shit in there and the AP decided to call them the new "Americas Team".
Really? Go eat a waffle Obambi, no one cares who you are rooting for, go back to college basketball.
Posted by: vai2112 at February 07, 2010 02:41 PM (TcILN)
Dang Straights,
The cook at the local greasy spoon has a tshirt that says I HATE PAYTON MANNING and the back says AND ELI SUCKS TOO.
Posted by: loppyd at February 07, 2010 02:42 PM (pGELo)
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 02:42 PM (f4PKE)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2010 02:42 PM (ekqTc)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 02:42 PM (hUWFd)
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 02:42 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2010 06:30 PM (ekqTc)
--There are on both. And I'll concede that Fujita is a douchey libtard.
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2010 02:43 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2010 02:43 PM (ekqTc)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 02:43 PM (hUWFd)
Posted by: Dale in San Antonio (Not Dave!) at February 07, 2010 02:44 PM (s9UWL)
Me too. Also I do not begin to understand the freaking about the Tebow commercial. That was like the softest fluffy bunniest thing I've seen since teh puppehs camera.
Ahahahahahahaha go Betty White!
Posted by: alexthechick at February 07, 2010 02:44 PM (TtXKB)
anyone remember Peyton when he was on SNL doing the commercial as a caveman?
It was one of the funniest skits I've seen on SNL.
Posted by: This is Red Dawn at February 07, 2010 02:44 PM (XaQVn)
Posted by: Dale in San Antonio (Not Dave!) at February 07, 2010 06:44 PM (s9UWL)
So am I and nude pics in nothing but sexy knee high boots.
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 02:44 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 02:45 PM (f4PKE)
Posted by: Rick at February 07, 2010 02:45 PM (Aauui)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 02:45 PM (hUWFd)
@28: Reggie Bush is a class act? Dude was one of the most corrupt college players in quite a while. Took money from one agent and then signed with another.
Very classy.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 07, 2010 02:46 PM (8MuSQ)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 02:46 PM (hUWFd)
Posted by: Cheri at February 07, 2010 02:47 PM (llSaz)
Posted by: alexthechick at February 07, 2010 02:47 PM (TtXKB)
Vive Peter Garçon!
Posted by: INCITEmarsh at February 07, 2010 02:47 PM (31oQh)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 02:48 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 06:48 PM (RZ8pf)
Be patient, sistah.
Posted by: loppyd at February 07, 2010 02:48 PM (pGELo)
Yeah, Reggie Bush was a damn dirty player and USC is about to get reamed. OTOH, nice catch and run.
Posted by: Dang Straights at February 07, 2010 02:49 PM (3iYcr)
I cannot believe we haven't had a Kardashian skybox sighting yet.
Don't get me wrong, I'm happy, I'm just in disbelief.
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 02:49 PM (f4PKE)
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 02:49 PM (8NGHm)
After seeing that Tebow pro-life ad I suddenly have the desire to see all women in Burkas, chastity belts and really think they should be chained to the kitchen counter.Also I really want to go out and club a baby seal just to feel better.
RARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!
Posted by: Angry White Male Conservative. at February 07, 2010 02:50 PM (t72+4)
I cannot believe we haven't had a Kardashian skybox sighting yet.
Don't get me wrong, I'm happy, I'm just in disbelief.
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 06:49 PM (f4PKE)
At first read I thought that said a Karadashian box sighting.
Posted by: loppyd at February 07, 2010 02:50 PM (pGELo)
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 02:50 PM (f4PKE)
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 02:51 PM (f4PKE)
@104: "Reggie Bush was a damn dirty player and USC is about to get reamed."
That they are. Yet a bunch of 'tard recruits all signed there. Hope they like not playing on tv or in bowl games. That will boost their odds of eventually playing on Sunday.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 07, 2010 02:51 PM (8MuSQ)
Posted by: loppyd at February 07, 2010 02:51 PM (pGELo)
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 02:52 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: the struggler at February 07, 2010 02:52 PM (V1RFM)
Bud is still doing ads. It's Pepsi that's not.
Posted by: alexthechick at February 07, 2010 02:53 PM (TtXKB)
Manning fixin' to go 96 yards down the field.
Posted by: the struggler at February 07, 2010 06:52 PM (V1RFM)
If they have him pinned at the 2, it will probably be in one pass.
Posted by: Angry White Male Conservative. at February 07, 2010 02:53 PM (t72+4)
Keep your hands off my Mama. Keep your hands off my Doritos.
So far Doritos is clearly the early front-runner.
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 02:53 PM (f4PKE)
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2010 02:54 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: loppyd at February 07, 2010 02:54 PM (pGELo)
Catherine the Great moment?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 02:54 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: TiNa48 at February 07, 2010 02:54 PM (nsw/f)
Catherine the Great moment?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 06:54 PM (RZ8pf)
She was into Bestiality.
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 02:55 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at February 07, 2010 02:56 PM (juTMa)
Posted by: Maureen Idiot at February 07, 2010 02:56 PM (5I0Yr)
*drink*
That doritos ad was more controversial than the Tebow ad.
Everyone on my Twitter feed loves it, but I'm disturbed by the glorification of the dysfunction in the black community. Kid that age should have no concept of sex, much less experience with his mother's boyfriends to know he has to defend her.
Posted by: HeatherRadish also wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 02:57 PM (OkT2m)
I cannot imagine why Bud wouldn't use them, everyone loves the Clydesdales.
Posted by: alexthechick at February 07, 2010 02:57 PM (TtXKB)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 02:57 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: some wench at February 07, 2010 02:58 PM (uJBct)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 02:58 PM (hUWFd)
Everyone on my Twitter feed loves it, but I'm disturbed by the glorification of the dysfunction in the black community. Kid that age should have no concept of sex, much less experience with his mother's boyfriends to know he has to defend her.
I'm with you.
Posted by: loppyd at February 07, 2010 02:59 PM (pGELo)
Well, no I'm not into the horses that way, it's just that I always thought the Clydesdale commercials were funny.
And, after pondering the kid Doritos commercial for a few minutes I agree it was a bit disturbing. Are all the Doritos commercials the ones that were entered into the contest, so not done by professionals ad people?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 02:59 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: vai2112 at February 07, 2010 03:00 PM (TcILN)
I'm with you.
Me, too. Lefties think children should be treated and should act just like little adults. It's a horrible philosophy.
Posted by: Dang Straights at February 07, 2010 03:00 PM (3iYcr)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 03:00 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: rawmuse at February 07, 2010 03:01 PM (dqiTV)
Big Meg Ryan yes, yes, yessssssssssssssss!!!!
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 03:01 PM (f4PKE)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 03:02 PM (hUWFd)
Posted by: TiNa48 at February 07, 2010 03:02 PM (nsw/f)
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2010 03:02 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 03:02 PM (RZ8pf)
Big Meg Ryan yes, yes, yessssssssssssssss!!!!
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 07:01 PM (f4PKE)
Cigarette ?
Posted by: Blazer at February 07, 2010 03:02 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: the struggler at February 07, 2010 03:02 PM (V1RFM)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 03:02 PM (hUWFd)
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 03:02 PM (f4PKE)
Big Meg Ryan yes, yes, yessssssssssssssss!!!!
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 07:01 PM (f4PKE)
There are more where that came from.
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 03:02 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 03:03 PM (hUWFd)
Big Meg Ryan yes, yes, yessssssssssssssss!!!!
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 07:01 PM (f4PKE)Want another?
Posted by: Peyton Manning at February 07, 2010 03:03 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: MrCaniac at February 07, 2010 03:04 PM (Vol3D)
I love the AFC, sorry. NFC can touch a fat dude's penis.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 07:03 PM (hUWFd)
Why do you think Barry is rooting for the NFC ?
Posted by: Larry Sinclair at February 07, 2010 03:04 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: mesablue at February 07, 2010 03:04 PM (CbF4r)
If you thought getting over Macho Grande was tough.
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 03:04 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: vai2112 at February 07, 2010 03:04 PM (TcILN)
if NARAL was smart and had a sense of humor, they would've have put that kid from yootoob in a commercial saying, "I like turtles abortions!"
Posted by: This is Red Dawn at February 07, 2010 03:05 PM (XaQVn)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 03:05 PM (hUWFd)
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 03:06 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: the struggler at February 07, 2010 03:06 PM (V1RFM)
Posted by: Rahm Emanuel at February 07, 2010 03:06 PM (f4PKE)
or they kid of used the I Like Turtles kid with a voice-over saying, "Abortions. Because some kids are lemons."
Posted by: This is Red Dawn at February 07, 2010 03:06 PM (XaQVn)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 03:07 PM (hUWFd)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 03:07 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: TiNa48 at February 07, 2010 03:07 PM (nsw/f)
Posted by: runningrn at February 07, 2010 03:07 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2010 03:08 PM (gJL6J)
As a web designer, when I register a domain name, Danica Patrick does not visit me or help me build a site. GoDaddy cheapens my career field. There I said it. NYAHHHH
Posted by: vai2112 at February 07, 2010 03:09 PM (TcILN)
Posted by: HH at February 07, 2010 03:10 PM (1kwr2)
KITTEH on Cars.com commercial!!!!!11!!!!
Posted by: MrCaniac at February 07, 2010 03:10 PM (Vol3D)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 03:10 PM (hUWFd)
Posted by: alexthechick at February 07, 2010 03:10 PM (TtXKB)
Posted by: INCITEmarsh at February 07, 2010 03:11 PM (31oQh)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 07, 2010 03:11 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 03:12 PM (hUWFd)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 03:13 PM (hUWFd)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 07:12 PM (hUWFd)
You just picked up on this?! 
Posted by: vai2112 at February 07, 2010 03:13 PM (TcILN)
Posted by: Kanye West at February 07, 2010 03:14 PM (XllG0)
Bush denied.
People died.
Cheney lied?
Posted by: runningrn at February 07, 2010 07:15 PM (CfmlF)
Saints cried?
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 03:15 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 07:07 PM (RZ8pf)
Wait, what?
Posted by: HH at February 07, 2010 03:15 PM (1kwr2)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 03:16 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 07:15 PM (8NGHm)
Perfect! I knew it was missing something.
Posted by: runningrn at February 07, 2010 03:16 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 07:16 PM (RZ8pf)
Pics? Oh wait, you mean young dogs, sorry.
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 03:17 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 03:17 PM (hUWFd)
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2010 03:17 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 07:17 PM (f4PKE)
Cigarette?
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 03:17 PM (8NGHm)
Don't worry your pretty little head, Lacey. There were 7 games where the Colts were down in the 4th quarter and they came back to win. They've got Peyton Manning, for crying in the sink, and a defensive line that doesn't fatigue late in the game. Have faith (plus I want Obama's pick to go down!)
Posted by: runningrn at February 07, 2010 03:18 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 03:18 PM (hUWFd)
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 03:19 PM (f4PKE)
Posted by: CMS2004 at February 07, 2010 03:19 PM (DlVI/)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 03:19 PM (RZ8pf)
230 Oh don't I know it! I believe I have the ulcer to prove it. This year was hard on the tummy!
Oh David Letterman in a Colts jersey--boo 
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 03:20 PM (f4PKE)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 03:20 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: runningrn at February 07, 2010 03:20 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 03:21 PM (f4PKE)
David Letterman is from Indy.
He did the weather here a loooong time ago. He was so goofy.. you never actually got the weather report.
Posted by: Kristi at February 07, 2010 03:21 PM (7GgDy)
Posted by: rawmuse at February 07, 2010 03:21 PM (dqiTV)
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 03:22 PM (f4PKE)
Posted by: kelley in virginia at February 07, 2010 03:22 PM (/5STN)
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 03:22 PM (f4PKE)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 03:22 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: runningrn at February 07, 2010 03:23 PM (CfmlF)
I'm starting to get this tiny little feeling inside that Peyton Manning just may hate black people. Just a hunch, I'll let you guys know for sure after the game.
Posted by: Kanye West at February 07, 2010 03:23 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 03:23 PM (hUWFd)
Posted by: INCITEmarsh at February 07, 2010 03:24 PM (31oQh)
Posted by: runningrn at February 07, 2010 03:24 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: polynikes at February 07, 2010 03:24 PM (Vru8s)
I’ve made up my mind, I’m rooting for the Colts because one of their players is named “Saturday” that’s the best last name evah.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 03:24 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: CMS2004 at February 07, 2010 03:24 PM (DlVI/)
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 03:25 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: vai2112 at February 07, 2010 03:25 PM (TcILN)
Posted by: paleRider at February 07, 2010 03:25 PM (GAC+X)
Discovery channel is showing how they make juice boxes. What else is on TV?
Posted by: polynikes at February 07, 2010 07:24 PM (Vru8s)
Really, thats awesome !
brb
Posted by: palin-steele (really hearts juice boxes) at February 07, 2010 03:26 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: kelley in virginia at February 07, 2010 03:26 PM (/5STN)
Ha! 0 picked the Saints but Letterman pulls for the Colts (understandable).
In terms of endorsements, that's almost a wash.
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2010 03:27 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 03:27 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: runningrn at February 07, 2010 03:27 PM (CfmlF)
Ok, the Simpsons and Lost have been in commercials on CBS. I am happy now. Take THAT katie you skanky little whore!
Posted by: Dang Straights at February 07, 2010 03:27 PM (3iYcr)
Posted by: rawmuse at February 07, 2010 03:27 PM (dqiTV)
Posted by: kelley in virginia at February 07, 2010 03:28 PM (/5STN)
Posted by: runningrn at February 07, 2010 03:28 PM (CfmlF)
I don't know, I loved the Lost slam.
Posted by: alexthechick at February 07, 2010 03:28 PM (TtXKB)
Posted by: the struggler at February 07, 2010 03:28 PM (V1RFM)
Posted by: MrCaniac at February 07, 2010 03:28 PM (Vol3D)
Think of the laceygasms!
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 03:29 PM (8NGHm)
Where was Lenny Dawson??!!
Awesomest SB commercial evah was the E-trade baby spots. The first time I saw that stuff, I buckled over laughing.
Posted by: rawmuse at February 07, 2010 07:21 PM (dqiTV)
--I still like Tate the Office Linebacker. And the first FedEx commercial with Crocodile Hunter.
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2010 03:29 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 03:29 PM (RZ8pf)
Danica Patrick better make out with a chick to make up for this, or I'm going back to the Puppy Bowl.
Posted by: SGT Dan at February 07, 2010 03:29 PM (1RIcI)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 03:29 PM (hUWFd)
Posted by: HeatherRadish also wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 03:30 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: Dang Straights at February 07, 2010 07:28 PM (3iYcr)
I'm close (Thanks, Jameson!)
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2010 03:30 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: kelley in virginia at February 07, 2010 03:30 PM (/5STN)
There's a series of the unaired ones up on youtube, they're hilarious.
Posted by: alexthechick at February 07, 2010 03:30 PM (TtXKB)
Posted by: Benson at February 07, 2010 03:31 PM (qzcNU)
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 07, 2010 03:31 PM (G8Zt2)
Posted by: mrfixit
-------------------------------------------------------------
I thought it was Steeweres.
Hey, where the fuck is the puck?
Posted by: Drillanwr at February 07, 2010 03:32 PM (1kwr2)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 03:32 PM (hUWFd)
That's where my parents live now
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 07:27 PM (f4PKE)
When I was a wee lil' kid I used to live in Terre Haute, my grandmother is from Lyons Greene and my grandfather lived in Evansville until he passed away in '99. Plus Unitas is my most favorite qb ever and the Colts were my favorite AFC team until Irsay Mayflowered them out of Baltimore in the middle of the night.
Just trying to get those orgasms back up and running.
Posted by: Blazer at February 07, 2010 03:32 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 03:32 PM (8NGHm)
Dang Straights, I'm gettin' there, hence the frequent posting. I don't think I've posted this much of AoSHQ, well, EVER. But I'm suddenly feeling awfully witty and erudite.
Posted by: CMS2004 at February 07, 2010 03:33 PM (DlVI/)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 03:33 PM (hUWFd)
When I watch kids being bratty slapping their parents I don't go to domestic violence. I think shitty parenting.
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 03:33 PM (f4PKE)
Runningrn, ha ha. HeÂ’d kill me twice over if I commented on that one.
My son, however, will never know, he demanded I buy him boxer briefs as soon as he outgrew the “Star Wars” briefs.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 03:34 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 03:34 PM (hUWFd)
Budweiser always has the best commercials, but their beer sucks.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 03:34 PM (gofDd)
Danica Patrick better make out with a chick to make up for this, or I'm going back to the Puppy Bowl.
Posted by: SGT Dan at February 07, 2010 07:29 PM (1RIcI)
And they were back to back, too. Gross.
Posted by: antisocialist at February 07, 2010 03:35 PM (Rwudm)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 07:34 PM (RZ8pf)
Heh!
It's going to be kind of a sad day when your little boy outgrows his Star Wars Undies.
Posted by: runningrn at February 07, 2010 03:36 PM (CfmlF)
That too, but he wasn't slapping the parent, he was slapping her boyfriend to pre-empt either sex or violence, it wasn't clear.
Still. What's cute about a kid who does that?
Posted by: HeatherRadish also wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 03:36 PM (OkT2m)
Just trying to get those orgasms back up and running.
I have a headache.
*rolls over and pouts*
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 07:34 PM (f4PKE)
Thats o.k., just read a book or something, don't mind me I'll be finished in a minute.
Posted by: Blazer at February 07, 2010 03:36 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 03:37 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 03:37 PM (hUWFd)
Posted by: vai2112 at February 07, 2010 03:37 PM (TcILN)
For a second I thought it was gonna be Planned Eugenics' all-guns-blazing response to Tebow. But nope.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2010 03:38 PM (pg/HS)
Posted by: the struggler at February 07, 2010 03:38 PM (V1RFM)
Posted by: mpur at February 07, 2010 03:38 PM (946fl)
Posted by: polynikes at February 07, 2010 03:38 PM (vz0rh)
Posted by: runningrn at February 07, 2010 03:38 PM (CfmlF)
What is up with all these stupid pussy whipped man commercials?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 03:38 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: the struggler at February 07, 2010 03:39 PM (V1RFM)
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 03:39 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 03:39 PM (hUWFd)
Posted by: runningrn at February 07, 2010 03:39 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: the struggler at February 07, 2010 03:40 PM (V1RFM)
It's the direction men seem to be heading. It starts with the metrosexuals...
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 03:40 PM (gofDd)
Okay, got to see a Clydesdale commercial. The calf/pony one. Cute but not hilarious.
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2010 03:41 PM (gJL6J)
You don't do jumping jacks in boxers
Posted by: the struggler at February 07, 2010 07:39 PM (V1RFM)
I know, I had to learn my lesson the hard way when it flew up and got caught in the ceiling fan.
Posted by: Blazer at February 07, 2010 03:41 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: HH at February 07, 2010 03:41 PM (1kwr2)
ROFL. Is that after you knocked yourself unconscious with it?
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 03:41 PM (gofDd)
I know the moronettes are with me here, we want real men, not men who are willing to hold our lip balm while we shop for shoes.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 03:41 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: MrCaniac at February 07, 2010 03:42 PM (Vol3D)
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2010 03:43 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: vai2112 at February 07, 2010 03:43 PM (TcILN)
Posted by: HH at February 07, 2010 07:41 PM (1kwr2)
That happened about the time they put the make-up back on.
Posted by: Shannow at February 07, 2010 03:43 PM (LJcef)
Btw, who sang the National Anthem?
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 03:43 PM (gofDd)
2. Everyone is having a good time. Getting the heroes ready. They love the beer thank you everyone who helped me...
3. The Sarah Palin thread is still going strong.
Posted by: curious at February 07, 2010 03:43 PM (p302b)
Posted by: runningrn at February 07, 2010 03:44 PM (CfmlF)
Uhm, what in the entire history of KISS made you think they were never whores?
Posted by: mpur at February 07, 2010 03:44 PM (946fl)
Man, lots of beaver in this year's commercials, wait, that was a groundhog, sorry.
Posted by: MrCaniac at February 07, 2010 07:42 PM (Vol3D)
A groundhog is just a beaver looking for a hand-out.
Posted by: Blazer at February 07, 2010 03:44 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 07, 2010 03:44 PM (G8Zt2)
I know the moronettes are with me here, we want real men, not men who are willing to hold our lip balm while we shop for shoes.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 07:41 PM (RZ8pf)
I hear ya, sister...I can just imagine mr. antisocialist's response if I asked him to "hold my lip balm". Or even asked him to shop for shoes with me. Yuck.
Posted by: antisocialist at February 07, 2010 03:44 PM (Rwudm)
Posted by: SGT Dan at February 07, 2010 03:44 PM (1RIcI)
Posted by: rawmuse at February 07, 2010 03:45 PM (dqiTV)
Posted by: mpur at February 07, 2010 03:45 PM (946fl)
Posted by: vai2112
I like to be clean too, but me thinks Irish Spring is a wee bit more manly than Dove.
Posted by: MrCaniac at February 07, 2010 03:45 PM (Vol3D)
Feeling flushed again. I'm sure it's just the booze cough, blood rush, cough
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 03:45 PM (f4PKE)
Posted by: HeatherRadish also wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 03:45 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 03:45 PM (hUWFd)
Posted by: runningrn at February 07, 2010 03:45 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Blazer
I thought they were the beaver's hillbilly cousins.
Posted by: MrCaniac at February 07, 2010 03:46 PM (Vol3D)
Sorry. I like the length of boxers but like having the package security of briefs. So boxer briefs it is. I don't do freeballin', and in boxers I might as well be.
Posted by: INCITEmarsh at February 07, 2010 03:46 PM (31oQh)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 03:47 PM (hUWFd)
If you insist on it, please, no beer belly no matter how small.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 03:47 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 07, 2010 03:48 PM (G8Zt2)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 03:48 PM (hUWFd)
Am I the only one who thinks The Who is kinda lame for half time entertainment?
After Pete Townsend was arrested for having boy porn on his computer, yeah, I'd say so....
Posted by: agnostica at February 07, 2010 03:48 PM (gbCNS)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 03:48 PM (hUWFd)
Posted by: vai2112
I just hose 'em off in the back yard when I'm finished with 'em.
Posted by: antisocialist at February 07, 2010 03:49 PM (Rwudm)
Meh, it's just soap. Whether it's Irish Spring or Dove for Men, it doesn't emasculate in my eyes if he uses it. And I do like my men masculine.
Posted by: vai2112 at February 07, 2010 03:49 PM (TcILN)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 03:49 PM (gofDd)
If the saints get a FG here, the fourth down call is better than a wash, since the better field position the Colts would have had after a kickoff may hav egiven them a TD.
That was the right call.
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2010 03:49 PM (gJL6J)
Dove ain't soap, it's solidified oil and shit. Sure doesn't get you clean like a nice bar of lye does.
Posted by: Dang Straights at February 07, 2010 03:50 PM (3iYcr)
Posted by: SGT Dan at February 07, 2010 03:50 PM (1RIcI)
Dove ain't soap, it's solidified oil and shit. Sure doesn't get you clean like a nice bar of lye does.
Dove also won't take off a layer of skin.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 03:50 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: beerologist at February 07, 2010 03:51 PM (tgXx6)
Oh, it's not from beer.
Posted by: INCITEmarsh at February 07, 2010 03:51 PM (31oQh)
Posted by: SGT Dan at February 07, 2010 07:50 PM (1RIcI)
It is if the Colts can keep the ball. Peyton can use that clock like Obama using blow.
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 03:51 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: paleRider at February 07, 2010 03:51 PM (GAC+X)
Payton did it right. Plus, the fact that he had utter confidence in his offence at the goal line will pay off later psychologically.
A well-coached and played game by both sides. Not the shootout people wanted, but I love it.
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2010 03:52 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 07, 2010 03:52 PM (G8Zt2)
Disagree, Sgt. Dan; Saints just dominated that quarter. I think Indy needs to adjust or they're in for a world of shit.
Posted by: Dang Straights at February 07, 2010 03:52 PM (3iYcr)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 03:52 PM (hUWFd)
Dove ain't soap, it's solidified oil and shit. Sure doesn't get you clean like a nice bar of lye does.
Posted by: Dang Straights at February 07, 2010 07:50 PM (3iYcr)
Real men use Lava. Nothing gets your balls clean like Volcano soot.
Posted by: Blazer at February 07, 2010 03:52 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Blazer at February 07, 2010 07:52 PM (t72+4)
And steel wool.
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 03:53 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: vai2112 at February 07, 2010 03:53 PM (TcILN)
Who in the world would want their field goal kicker to have 24 career field goals coming into the Super Bowl? That's scary.
Posted by: FUBAR at February 07, 2010 03:53 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 03:53 PM (hUWFd)
Posted by: Tim Geithner at February 07, 2010 03:54 PM (XIUQZ)
Posted by: mesablue at February 07, 2010 03:54 PM (CbF4r)
Lawrence Welk was unavailable.
Posted by: FUBAR at February 07, 2010 03:54 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: HH at February 07, 2010 03:56 PM (1kwr2)
Am I the only one who thinks The Who is kinda lame for half time entertainment?
Hey, I had a window open in my very busy schedule, but the phone didnt ring.
Posted by: Yanni at February 07, 2010 03:56 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: FUBAR at February 07, 2010 03:56 PM (1fanL)
I hate to be the one to tell you, but soap is just saponified oil and shit.
You take your high-falutin' book lernin' and facts and such and go put on some eyeliner, nancy!
Posted by: Dang Straights at February 07, 2010 03:57 PM (3iYcr)
It's not The Who, John Entwistle and Keith Moon are missing. It's some kind of alternate universe wannabe Who cover band.
Posted by: vai2112 at February 07, 2010 03:57 PM (TcILN)
Posted by: polynikes at February 07, 2010 03:57 PM (zArWQ)
Basically after Springsteen last year, I am in the mood for no more geezer rock.
Posted by: SGT Dan at February 07, 2010 03:57 PM (1RIcI)
Posted by: ray at February 07, 2010 03:57 PM (te0LS)
The Puppy Bowl is very entertaining. I hate the talking heads at halftime for most football games but especially for the Super Bowl. Shut the eff up, I donÂ’t care what you think.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 03:59 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: mghorning at February 07, 2010 03:59 PM (9bBIm)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 03:59 PM (gofDd)
BUT THEY DO THE THEMES FOR CSI
Posted by: CBS at February 07, 2010 03:59 PM (5I0Yr)
Posted by: polynikes at February 07, 2010 07:57 PM (zArWQ)
Just said as much to mr. loppyd
Posted by: loppyd at February 07, 2010 03:59 PM (pGELo)
Combine what is left of the WHO, and the Beatles.
Now THAT would be an interesting half-time show.
Posted by: HH at February 07, 2010 03:59 PM (1kwr2)
Posted by: Peaches at February 07, 2010 04:00 PM (9Wv2j)
1) Saints score no offensive touchdown in this game. All the pundits scratch their heads, completely forgetting that the Colts have a good defense.
2) Maning rolls the Saints second half. Colts: 24 Saints: 9
What now, bitches?
Posted by: the flaming dildo at February 07, 2010 04:00 PM (ZRiS8)
Notice how many ads assume that guys are pussy-whipped and:
* should submit (Dove soap ad)
* should seek solace in a hot car (Dodge ad)
* should find a way to tune out the Ball and Chain (Flo TV)
I mean, every married man know that the definition of a "husband" is "a man with a wife, and a broken spirit", but this is laying it on pretty thick.
Posted by: effinayright at February 07, 2010 04:01 PM (lQRmV)
Posted by: Vie at February 07, 2010 04:01 PM (iDgCG)
Combine what is left of the WHO, and the Beatles.
Now THAT would be an interesting half-time show.
Heh. I'd watch that.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 04:01 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Dr. Bronner at February 07, 2010 04:02 PM (PD1tk)
Posted by: CMS2004 at February 07, 2010 04:02 PM (DlVI/)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 04:02 PM (hUWFd)
Mmmmmmmm... saponified oil and shit.
Posted by: Barney Frank at February 07, 2010 04:02 PM (5I0Yr)
Posted by: vai2112 at February 07, 2010 04:03 PM (TcILN)
Posted by: Dr. Bronner at February 07, 2010 04:03 PM (PD1tk)
My prediction. Colts adjust spectacularly and jump to a 20 point lead, they maintain it to the end and New Orleans starts rioting forcing Obama to blame Peyton Manning.
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 04:03 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 04:04 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 04:04 PM (f4PKE)
Posted by: antisocialist at February 07, 2010 04:04 PM (Rwudm)
Posted by: FUBAR at February 07, 2010 04:04 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: alexthechick at February 07, 2010 04:04 PM (TtXKB)
Posted by: Peaches at February 07, 2010 04:04 PM (9Wv2j)
My prediction. Colts adjust spectacularly and jump to a 20 point lead, they maintain it to the end and New Orleans starts rioting forcing Obama to blame Peyton Manning.
Yup. NO has to score more than they are already did. The Colts had 7 games in regular season where they were behind in the 4th quarter, and they came back and won.
Posted by: runningrn at February 07, 2010 04:04 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: skree at February 07, 2010 04:04 PM (Rzen5)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 08:04 PM (gofDd)
I agree, wait what?
Posted by: John Effing Kerry at February 07, 2010 04:05 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 04:05 PM (hUWFd)
Posted by: Dr. Bronner at February 07, 2010 04:05 PM (PD1tk)
Posted by: HeatherRadish also wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 04:05 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: Sue at February 07, 2010 04:05 PM (YiSq/)
Posted by: Infidel of the Day at February 07, 2010 04:05 PM (evL6d)
Posted by: the flaming dildo at February 07, 2010 04:05 PM (ZRiS8)
Posted by: HH at February 07, 2010 04:05 PM (1kwr2)
Posted by: Infidel of the Day at February 07, 2010 04:05 PM (evL6d)
Posted by: runningrn at February 07, 2010 04:06 PM (CfmlF)
After a hard day of pillaging and burning liberal villages to the ground, listening to the wails of lament of women and children and kicking puppies around for fun, I like to cover myself from head to toe in GoJo and wash up.
Nothing gets the blood and brain matter off and gives you that oh so clean feeling off like sand and citrus.
RAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH !!!!
Posted by: Angry White Male Conservative at February 07, 2010 04:06 PM (t72+4)
Correction: Pete Townsend wasn't found with boy porn, but he DID register at a kiddie porn site. For "research," he said.
Enjoy The Who! I did back in the day....
Posted by: agnostica at February 07, 2010 04:06 PM (gbCNS)
Posted by: INCITEmarsh at February 07, 2010 04:06 PM (31oQh)
Ouch, OK, the Who sucks. I mean it is painful to listen to them. Were they hoping the lasers would dazzle everybody into forgetting how much their voices have gone downhill?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 04:06 PM (RZ8pf)
Daltry's voice, which was never particularly good but relied on strength, is gone and even Pete's voice has deteriorated. Plus, the tempo they've chosen for Teenage Wasteland seems too slow.
Guys, if you can't keep up with your own songs, it's time to retire.
Posted by: Y-not at February 07, 2010 04:06 PM (sey23)
Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2010 04:06 PM (pg/HS)
Posted by: Peaches at February 07, 2010 08:04 PM (9Wv2j)
Surely they could have found a nice Who cover band somewhere in Miami.
Dear merciful heaven...mr. antisocialist is singing along, and he sounds better than Daltry.
Posted by: antisocialist at February 07, 2010 04:06 PM (Rwudm)
It'd be OK if it was one of those hot country singerettes.
Posted by: FUBAR at February 07, 2010 04:06 PM (1fanL)
Well they had to play "who are you" for the CSI fans.
Posted by: loppyd at February 07, 2010 04:07 PM (pGELo)
Posted by: the flaming dildo at February 07, 2010 04:07 PM (ZRiS8)
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 07, 2010 04:08 PM (G8Zt2)
Yea, the Who have really maintained that edge over the years.
The edge of out-of-tune elderly rockers who wish for the good old days.
The days of booze, cocaine, pot, and all the cooter you could fall into.
Posted by: Fish at February 07, 2010 04:08 PM (M5t+h)
Yikes. The Who have really let themselves go.
Posted by: Dr. Bronner at February 07, 2010 08:02 PM (PD1tk)
Your right. They should rename themselves The Wtf ?
Posted by: Blazer at February 07, 2010 04:08 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: runningrn at February 07, 2010 04:08 PM (CfmlF)
TW cable did it's usual thing on a big day and crapped out. Network outage going on 3 hours now. Using AOL dialup ... FML
I love The Who, but they sound like Betty White and Abe Vigoda in there
Posted by: kbdabear at February 07, 2010 04:08 PM (7FgWm)
Oh, seriously? See Me, Touch Me, Feel Me? It only works within Quadrophenia, Pete.
Posted by: Infidel of the Day at February 07, 2010 04:08 PM (evL6d)
Posted by: Cicero at February 07, 2010 04:09 PM (SCFiZ)
OK, I’m getting skeeved out having an 80 year old man singing “see me, feel me, touch me”
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 04:09 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: loppyd at February 07, 2010 04:09 PM (pGELo)
Posted by: Dr. Bronner at February 07, 2010 04:09 PM (PD1tk)
Ha! Ha! I lol'd and read that to my husband. Heh! Booosh's fault!
Posted by: runningrn at February 07, 2010 04:09 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 07, 2010 04:10 PM (G8Zt2)
Posted by: Ashen at February 07, 2010 04:10 PM (0sky1)
Posted by: Pete Townsend at February 07, 2010 04:10 PM (XllG0)
Infidel
Uh, Loppy, they're two for three so far on CSI with Baba O'Reilly and Who Are You.
Baba O'Reilly, really? I don't watch CSI...
Posted by: loppyd at February 07, 2010 04:10 PM (pGELo)
Let's not get carried away. Did you watch it the first time? I didn't!
Posted by: runningrn at February 07, 2010 04:10 PM (CfmlF)
Entwistle must be having a fucking cow right now. He used Fenders for kindling.
Posted by: Rocks at February 07, 2010 04:10 PM (yguwr)
Posted by: Shannow at February 07, 2010 04:10 PM (LJcef)
Posted by: Infidel of the Day at February 07, 2010 04:10 PM (evL6d)
Roger's voice is BAD.
Posted by: vai2112 at February 07, 2010 04:10 PM (TcILN)
They're still great and put on an outstanding show when not pressed for time and catering to CBS.
Good stuff....
Posted by: jojo at February 07, 2010 04:11 PM (tVUAR)
Posted by: INCITEmarsh at February 07, 2010 04:11 PM (31oQh)
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 04:11 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: Vile Roman at February 07, 2010 04:11 PM (iBzKc)
Posted by: Cicero at February 07, 2010 04:11 PM (SCFiZ)
Posted by: Peaches at February 07, 2010 04:11 PM (9Wv2j)
Let's not get carried away. Did you watch it the first time? I didn't!
Posted by: runningrn at February 07, 2010 08:10 PM (CfmlF)I did say ALMOST...nope, I didn't watch. I'm unable to watch and or listen to him. I have a bad physical reaction to his voice and face....and I kick my pets.
Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2010 04:12 PM (VuLos)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 04:12 PM (gofDd)
Baba O'Reilly is the theme for NY. WGFA is the one for Miami and I'm sure we all know the LV one.
I love the Who but this is.... just wrong.
Posted by: Infidel of the Day at February 07, 2010 04:12 PM (evL6d)
Posted by: the flaming dildo at February 07, 2010 04:13 PM (ZRiS8)
The Who remind me of the aging movie star that never realizes when it's time to leave the limelight. Pitiful!
The same can be said of politicians like Barney Fag, Jon, "Purple Heart" or Liveshot Kerry, Maxine Waters, Nancy Pelosi, or Harry Reid. All determined assholes who screw up more than they fix.
Posted by: Fish at February 07, 2010 04:13 PM (M5t+h)
Posted by: jojo at February 07, 2010 04:13 PM (tVUAR)
I did say ALMOST...nope, I didn't watch. I'm unable to watch and or listen to him. I have a bad physical reaction to his voice and face....and I kick my pets.
I know what you mean. I can't stand the sight or sound of him.
Posted by: runningrn at February 07, 2010 04:14 PM (CfmlF)
Undercover Boss looks kind of interesting.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 04:14 PM (RZ8pf)
Nah, The Who is not from Obama's generation - really from about 10 years previous. Obama's the same age (roughly) and myself. We were really more the New Wave generation.
Posted by: Y-not at February 07, 2010 04:14 PM (sey23)
Posted by: Cicero at February 07, 2010 04:14 PM (SCFiZ)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 04:14 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Vile Roman at February 07, 2010 04:14 PM (iBzKc)
Posted by: Dr. Bronner at February 07, 2010 08:15 PM (PD1tk)
Maybe the Andrew sisters are available.
Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2010 04:15 PM (VuLos)
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 08:13 PM (8NGHm)
How about "The Why?"
Posted by: Cicero at February 07, 2010 04:15 PM (SCFiZ)
Posted by: the flaming dildo at February 07, 2010 04:15 PM (ZRiS8)
Posted by: vai2112 at February 07, 2010 04:15 PM (TcILN)
This year a "wardrobe malfunction" would be Roger Daltry needing a change of Depends.
Posted by: Cicero at February 07, 2010 08:14 PM (SCFiZ)
Or a penis pump malfunction. Brain Bleach not included.
Posted by: Blazer at February 07, 2010 04:16 PM (t72+4)
At ease.
After the game and bedroom celebrations as short as they may be, head on over to Pre War Forensics. We need your fear and if you are knowledgeable about wars, leave a link. At Pre War Forensics we do not have a post war department and you don't want to know why.
Logistics on Iran/Israel/Us and Pakistan/India plus the consequences of no actions would be very helpful.
Don't have sex the way old people do.
That is all.
Posted by: quite googleable at February 07, 2010 04:16 PM (EiH7n)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 08:12 PM (gofDd)
Hmmmm...perhaps that would have helped. The bleeping, I mean.
Posted by: antisocialist at February 07, 2010 04:16 PM (Rwudm)
Posted by: runningrn at February 07, 2010 04:16 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Cicero
OMG.
Posted by: Kristi at February 07, 2010 04:16 PM (7GgDy)
Posted by: sonnyspats at February 07, 2010 04:16 PM (68tQb)
Thanks Bridgestone for a memorable halftime at Super Bowl 44!
Check your balance sheet after the first quarter for improvement?
Ain't happening Chester.
Posted by: Fish at February 07, 2010 04:16 PM (M5t+h)
Posted by: Vile Roman at February 07, 2010 04:16 PM (iBzKc)
Didn't you see my pasty white 80 year old fish belly flopping out of my shirt? It was hot! The kids'll love it!
Posted by: Pete Townsend at February 07, 2010 04:16 PM (XllG0)
Posted by: polynikes at February 07, 2010 04:17 PM (H0IeF)
Posted by: the flaming dildo at February 07, 2010 04:17 PM (ZRiS8)
Undercover Boss looks kind of interesting.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 08:14 PM (RZ8pf)
I can't wait to see Mary Landrieu!
Posted by: Pinandpuller at February 07, 2010 04:17 PM (07w/N)
28 years later and they are still milking it. Pete was a God nows his hands are for shit. Rest on your laurels, and all that cash, assholes.
Posted by: Rocks at February 07, 2010 04:17 PM (yguwr)
Posted by: agnostica at February 07, 2010 04:18 PM (gbCNS)
I love the Who but this is.... just wrong.
Posted by: Infidel of the Day at February 07, 2010 08:12 PM (evL6d)
Is CSI the Law and Order of CBS? Agreed on the Who. Before my time, but I always liked the music. Except for that effin "eminence front"
Posted by: loppyd at February 07, 2010 04:18 PM (pGELo)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 04:18 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: The Grinch at February 07, 2010 04:18 PM (25LhI)
John and I are rolling over in our fucking graves.
..can't you just call yourselves The Who with Two Others Guys Not Named Moon and Entwhistle?
Posted by: Corse Man Keith Moon at February 07, 2010 04:18 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Infidel of the Day at February 07, 2010 04:18 PM (evL6d)
Posted by: runningrn at February 07, 2010 04:19 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: the flaming dildo at February 07, 2010 08:17 PM (ZRiS
Adam V. is out, right? Better hope it doesn't come down to a long field goal for the Colts...
Posted by: loppyd at February 07, 2010 04:19 PM (pGELo)
Posted by: Ashen at February 07, 2010 08:18 PM (0sky1)
you said RUSH, I automatically love you!
Posted by: vai2112 at February 07, 2010 04:20 PM (TcILN)
Posted by: Vivi at February 07, 2010 04:20 PM (rS3u3)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 04:20 PM (hUWFd)
Posted by: vai2112 at February 07, 2010 08:15 PM (TcILN)
--Amen!
Dang looking for more points here the O/U is 57 here. The Saints are being miscoached and the Colts recaivers have the dropseys!
Posted by: sonnyspats at February 07, 2010 08:16 PM (68tQb)
--Someone else who thinks a low-scoring game is ipso facto awful.
Both sides are playing well, and are well-coached. Chess may not look exciting, but it takes a lot of brains.
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2010 04:20 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: fozzy at February 07, 2010 04:20 PM (ccEuN)
Jerry Lee Lewis puts on a great show at 74, and would have blown the Who off the stage. JLL can bang the Boogie Woogie.
Posted by: Fish at February 07, 2010 04:21 PM (M5t+h)
Posted by: Kasper Hauser at February 07, 2010 04:21 PM (0GLoV)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 04:21 PM (hUWFd)
Posted by: Vile Roman at February 07, 2010 04:21 PM (iBzKc)
Heh, I'm sure NBC is running commercials about it 24/7. I was in Vancouver in 2008 and they were already merchandising for 2010.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 04:21 PM (gofDd)
It is because all of this hype that I am praying for another hurricane to hit Nawlins.
Onside kick? The Fuck?
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 04:22 PM (8NGHm)
Absolutely. But, like that other old geezer said, you gotta know when to fold 'em.
Posted by: Peaches at February 07, 2010 04:22 PM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: koopy at February 07, 2010 04:22 PM (XllG0)
Yes, CSI is the L&O for CBS. Three spinoffs and counting.
About the Vancouver games: you would think Winter Olympics requires snow...
ONSIDE KICK!!!!
Posted by: Infidel of the Day at February 07, 2010 04:23 PM (evL6d)
Wild Man Fischer
Hasil Adkins
Jandek
The Legendary Stardust Cowboy ------------------------------------------------- Hawkwind
Posted by: Vile Roman at February 07, 2010 04:23 PM (iBzKc)
Oh fuck, the Saints have it.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 04:23 PM (RZ8pf)
Unreal. Why don't you just bring the entire team out on the field.
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 04:23 PM (f4PKE)
Posted by: agnostica at February 07, 2010 04:23 PM (gbCNS)
Posted by: HeatherRadish also wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 04:23 PM (OkT2m)
Just as well. My parents were Boomers ('44 and '45, both my grandfathers were CONUS by then), my Vietnam vet buddies are Boomers, but until the last of that fucked up spoiled-ass selfish punk-ass generation is gone from the face of the earth I won't be really happy.
#584, I would love to see a Gwar halftime, but I don't see ANY network willing to risk it. Ever. Maybe a Gwar PPV you would watch during the regular halftime the way most of us are hiding from the Who with the Puppy Bowl.
Posted by: SGT Dan at February 07, 2010 04:23 PM (1RIcI)
Wow, I had no idea Hank Baskett was a Colt!
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2010 04:23 PM (gJL6J)
of the temple
of Syrinx
?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 08:21 PM (hUWFd)
*priestess lol
Posted by: vai2112 at February 07, 2010 04:23 PM (TcILN)
616 It'd just be fun to see a Superbowl Sized Blood and Bile Canon!
The crowd woud go apeshit if they could pull it off...an arena sized Bloodbath with a football field sized mosh pit!?!?
Count me in!
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2010 04:23 PM (Tqwlj)
Then we assume that includes tuna tacos, red snapper and bearded clam.
Posted by: Galloping Gore May at February 07, 2010 04:23 PM (JBrTJ)
Maybe next year they can get Cab Calloway to do the half-time show.
Wait, is he dead?
Yeah but it's really opened up my calendar.
Posted by: Cab Calloway at February 07, 2010 04:23 PM (SCFiZ)
Posted by: Pinandpuller at February 07, 2010 04:24 PM (07w/N)
The Andrews Sisters rule. Who doesn't like "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy"?
Posted by: FUBAR at February 07, 2010 04:24 PM (1fanL)
Hardy Boys are on RTN, Retro TV Network. There on in a several markets across the country but they're a very small network.
Posted by: This is Red Dawn at February 07, 2010 04:24 PM (XaQVn)
Posted by: HH at February 07, 2010 04:25 PM (1kwr2)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 04:25 PM (hUWFd)
I thought boomers were those born in 1946 until like 1960?
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 04:25 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Infidel of the Day at February 07, 2010 04:25 PM (evL6d)
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 04:26 PM (f4PKE)
He's three months younger than I am, which makes him a Boomer, but at the very tail end of the generation.
Posted by: antisocialist at February 07, 2010 04:26 PM (Rwudm)
Kim Kardashian just emailed the Saints office offering a blow job to each starter if they can win the game.
Posted by: Fish at February 07, 2010 04:26 PM (M5t+h)
Wow, I had no idea Hank Baskett was a Colt!
He probably is trying to hide from that skank he married..
...and Nantz just fucking blew it for him
Posted by: beedubya at February 07, 2010 04:26 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Infidel of the Day at February 07, 2010 04:26 PM (evL6d)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 04:26 PM (hUWFd)
Resumes pouting position.
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 08:26 PM (f4PKE)
You're sexy when you pout.
Posted by: Blazer at February 07, 2010 04:27 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Vivi at February 07, 2010 04:27 PM (rS3u3)
Posted by: logprof Matthews at February 07, 2010 04:27 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: Nola at February 07, 2010 04:27 PM (zvzBH)
669
Kim Kardashian just emailed the Saints office offering another blow job to each starter if they can win the game.
FIFY
Posted by: beedubya at February 07, 2010 04:27 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: the struggler at February 07, 2010 04:27 PM (V1RFM)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 04:27 PM (gofDd)
I have new incentive to live past 100. Just to piss ya off a little more.
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at February 07, 2010 04:28 PM (554T5)
645 The big 4 thrashers are supposedly going to tour: Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, and Anthrax. Superbowl next year, guys!!
If Slayer isn't anchoring every night, I'll skip that. Every time I see anyone with Slayer, the other band limps away in shame...none of those guys can hang with the likes of Kerry and the boys,
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2010 04:28 PM (Tqwlj)
Posted by: INCITEmarsh at February 07, 2010 04:28 PM (31oQh)
Wow, I had no idea Hank Baskett was a Colt!
He probably is trying to hide from that skank he married..
--Who is that?
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2010 04:28 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: MPFS at February 07, 2010 04:29 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2010 04:29 PM (gJL6J)
What? I was counting on Celine Dion.
Posted by: Peaches at February 07, 2010 04:29 PM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 08:25 PM (hUWFd)
I'm on a mission to find all the RUSH vinyls so I can frame them for the home office.
Posted by: vai2112 at February 07, 2010 04:29 PM (TcILN)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 04:29 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 08:29 PM (gofDd)
Yep
Posted by: loppyd at February 07, 2010 04:30 PM (pGELo)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 04:30 PM (hUWFd)
GO SAINTS!
Posted by: UGRev at February 07, 2010 04:30 PM (862vz)
Posted by: 48%er at February 07, 2010 04:31 PM (Nu1ow)
Oh yeah Fish. I saw The Killer at the Palomino Club in Hollywood in the early 80s he was amazing.
Posted by: MPFS at February 07, 2010 08:29 PM (QuP9W)
His most recent special where he featured other performers who were supposed to display their talents by doing their best hits didn't work out that well for the guests. Old Jerry Lee rocked their asses off. Bitchin' performance! He problems gets more cooter offers than most.
Posted by: Fish at February 07, 2010 04:31 PM (M5t+h)
Posted by: Dr. Bronner at February 07, 2010 04:31 PM (PD1tk)
Okay, I'm seeing in comments there are ads with guys with no pants. How am I missing them ... and are they hot?
BTW, I don't think Tim is Pam Tebow's kid.
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at February 07, 2010 04:31 PM (1kwr2)
Shoulda turned him on to your bookie before the snap. Poor parenting.
Posted by: Peaches at February 07, 2010 04:31 PM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2010 08:28 PM
One of the three white trash ho's that played hide the weenie with Hef
Posted by: beedubya at February 07, 2010 04:31 PM (AnTyA)
Not doing it for me.
Posted by: mpur at February 07, 2010 04:32 PM (946fl)
Posted by: George Bush at February 07, 2010 04:32 PM (G8Zt2)
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 04:32 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2010 04:32 PM (X9ur6)
Is it just me or are the Saints starting to play dirty.
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 08:32 PM (8NGHm)
With Gods help!
Posted by: Fish at February 07, 2010 04:33 PM (M5t+h)
The documentary with them in therapy is hilarious.
Posted by: alexthechick at February 07, 2010 04:33 PM (TtXKB)
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 08:32 PM (8NGHm)
Define dirty
Posted by: loppyd at February 07, 2010 04:33 PM (pGELo)
Is it just me or are the Saints starting to play dirty.
The fuck are you talking about? Colts are the dirtiest bastards in the league.
Posted by: Dang Straights at February 07, 2010 04:34 PM (3iYcr)
Define dirty
Posted by: loppyd at February 07, 2010 08:33 PM (pGELo)
A blowjob in an elevator between the 21st and 45th floors. Delightful and dirty.
Posted by: Fish at February 07, 2010 04:34 PM (M5t+h)
Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2010 04:35 PM (X9ur6)
morons, you need to realize something: the Saints completely dismantled the Patriots, the same Patriots who came thisclose to beating the Colts.
Posted by: This is Red Dawn at February 07, 2010 04:35 PM (XaQVn)
I'm torn.I was for the Saints but so is Il Douche.
Wee Wee doesn't know jack-shit about football. He's just pandering to the red patch of dems that make up NoLa.
Posted by: Dang Straights at February 07, 2010 04:36 PM (3iYcr)
Posted by: This is Red Dawn at February 07, 2010 08:35 PM (XaQVn)
Ouch. I had just started to get over that.
Posted by: loppyd at February 07, 2010 04:37 PM (pGELo)
The fuck are you talking about? Colts are the dirtiest bastards in the league
Come again?? logprof, don't you dare insert a TWSS joke, no mood!
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 04:37 PM (f4PKE)
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2010 04:38 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 04:38 PM (f4PKE)
Posted by: SGT Dan at February 07, 2010 04:39 PM (1RIcI)
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at February 07, 2010 04:39 PM (554T5)
Posted by: loppyd at February 07, 2010 04:39 PM (pGELo)
Why, those Colts have moved down the field like a bunch of magnificent Stallions...
(Man, I gotta stop smoking this shit)
Posted by: HH at February 07, 2010 04:39 PM (1kwr2)
Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2010 08:32 PM (X9ur6)
I smite thee. If you've heard their latest album, I smite thee harder.
Posted by: agnostica at February 07, 2010 04:40 PM (gbCNS)
Posted by: 48%er at February 07, 2010 04:40 PM (Nu1ow)
logprof, don't you dare insert a TWSS joke, no mood
I want to know exactly who is on the record as saying that. . . .
Posted by: Counsel for Dunder Mifflin at February 07, 2010 04:40 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 04:41 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: vai2112 at February 07, 2010 04:41 PM (TcILN)
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 07, 2010 04:41 PM (G8Zt2)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 07, 2010 04:41 PM (hUWFd)
The rumor about Manning spending time with a teenage hooker on Miami Beach must not be true based upon his performance tonight. He's got a stiffy for the Saints.
Posted by: Fish at February 07, 2010 04:42 PM (M5t+h)
Posted by: Infidel of the Day at February 07, 2010 04:42 PM (evL6d)
The gheys have completely taken over advertising, every other commercial is a guy in his drawers.
Posted by: Dang Straights at February 07, 2010 04:43 PM (3iYcr)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 04:43 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Barack Obama at February 07, 2010 04:43 PM (vpukA)
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 08:38 PM (f4PKE)
Do you squirt?
Posted by: Horney Moron at February 07, 2010 04:43 PM (8NGHm)
I see Payton is bitterly clinging to his bible and his football. He reminds me of my grandmother, a typical white person who never wanted to see a team representing a chocolate city win even though she lived in Honolulu and we didn't have an NFL team.
Posted by: Barack Obama at February 07, 2010 04:44 PM (t72+4)
"Men, you've lost your balls and you're pussy whipped. Our product is the last shred of manhood that you can have"
Posted by: kbdabear at February 07, 2010 04:44 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at February 07, 2010 04:45 PM (a5ljo)
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2010 04:45 PM (gJL6J)
I was thinking the same thing, but they didn't have the fancy tail feathers.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 04:46 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 04:46 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: Kasper Hauser at February 07, 2010 04:47 PM (0GLoV)
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 07, 2010 08:41 PM (G8Zt2)
Couldnt have been him though. Everyone knows ace drives (or pushes) an AMC Matador.
Posted by: Blazer at February 07, 2010 04:47 PM (t72+4)
Wasn't last year the one with "face slapping replaced handshakes"?
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 04:47 PM (gofDd)
Define dirty
Posted by: loppyd at February 07, 2010 08:33 PM (pGELo)
A blowjob in an elevator between the 21st and 45th floors. Delightful and dirty.
Posted by: Fish
With or without security camera? If with, with or without guard on duty and watching?
Posted by: Drillanwr at February 07, 2010 04:47 PM (1kwr2)
655 I have a guitar study book by Andres Segovia.
I have a book of photos commemorating a Segovia visit to Argentina in the 1940's signed and dated by The Master himself.
For a guitar player, that's a freakin treasure. I'll never figure out how he got such speed out of those fat fingers.
Posted by: effinayright at February 07, 2010 04:48 PM (lQRmV)
Ok, the Simpsons and Lost have been in commercials on CBS. I am happy now. Take THAT katie you skanky little whore!
The Simpsons commericial was sooooo lame. I wanted to see Mr Burns fool them by being nice for a second after losing everything, then doing something evil.
Release... the ... hounds..
Posted by: kbdabear at February 07, 2010 04:48 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2010 04:49 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 04:50 PM (f4PKE)
Posted by: curious at February 07, 2010 04:50 PM (p302b)
Posted by: vai2112 at February 07, 2010 04:50 PM (TcILN)
Posted by: Reiver at February 07, 2010 04:50 PM (WvQhL)
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2010 04:50 PM (gJL6J)
Cause you bitter clingers will be watching?
Posted by: Shannow at February 07, 2010 04:51 PM (LJcef)
WTF is with the consistent theme of this year's commercials?
"Men, you've lost your balls and you're pussy whipped. Our product is the last shred of manhood that you can have"
Yeah, I've noticed that too. What the hell is up with that? Libs running the advertising agencies?
Posted by: HH at February 07, 2010 04:51 PM (1kwr2)
I glanced up at that Google commercial and thought the right button said “I feel dirty.”
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 04:52 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Dang Straights at February 07, 2010 08:50 PM (3iYcr)
I liked him better on St. Elsewhere when Dr. Mark Craig used to slap him around like the idiot libtard he is.
Posted by: Blazer at February 07, 2010 04:52 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Steve L. at February 07, 2010 04:52 PM (mIIVr)
Posted by: Vivi at February 07, 2010 04:52 PM (rS3u3)
I can't tell if that google ad was creepy or sweet.
I mean please tell me that guy wasn't googling "long distance relationship advice" after 15 seconds.
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 04:52 PM (f4PKE)
Posted by: some wench at February 07, 2010 04:52 PM (uJBct)
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2010 04:52 PM (Tqwlj)
When you're done, can you make me a sandwich?
Posted by: INCITEmarsh at February 07, 2010 04:53 PM (31oQh)
For a guitar player, that's a freakin treasure. I'll never figure out how he got such speed out of those fat fingers.
Posted by: effinayright at February 07, 2010 08:48 PM (lQRmV
That's awsome. He was like the Winston Churchill of the ax.
Posted by: Pinandpuller at February 07, 2010 04:53 PM (07w/N)
With or without security camera? If with, with or without guard on duty and watching?
Posted by: Drillanwr at February 07, 2010 08:47 PM (1kwr2)
It's all a mistake honey. It wasn't me in the elevator and you tell your best friend Alicia to go fuck herself, the slimy bitch. I love you and it wasn't me, just someone who looks an awful lot like me. A very close resemblance baby, but no cigar. I've always hated that skanky bitch Alicia and you shouldn't hang with that whore. It's just you and me honey, and all the rest of the chicks mean nothing. I love you.
Posted by: Fish at February 07, 2010 04:53 PM (M5t+h)
Posted by: Looking Glass at February 07, 2010 04:53 PM (LJSfA)
Posted by: Peaches at February 07, 2010 04:54 PM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 07, 2010 04:54 PM (G8Zt2)
Yeah, I've noticed that too. What the hell is up with that? Libs running the advertising agencies?
Watch commercials. All year, not just now--recurrent theme: Father idiot, rest of family smart. Once you notice this theme, you'll see it everywhere.
Posted by: 48%er at February 07, 2010 04:54 PM (Nu1ow)
Posted by: curious at February 07, 2010 04:55 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Dang Straights at February 07, 2010 08:50 PM (3iYcr)
The guy to the left of Ed-if that's possible-was the NBC exec from Seinfeld who joined Greenpeace to impress Elaine.
The gal to the left of the black buy was the bitch from The Hangover who slept with the bartender.
Posted by: Pinandpuller at February 07, 2010 04:56 PM (07w/N)
48% is right, I never paid much attention to it before, but once you start to notice it, suddenly it really seems like these days all television shows and commercials and even movies have that theme.
Also, all single moms are hapless women who lose control of their children is another recurrent theme.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 04:56 PM (RZ8pf)
Watch commercials. All year, not just now--recurrent theme: Father idiot, rest of family smart. Once you notice this theme, you'll see it everywhere.
So true. But then again, almost all cleaning product commercials "star" women. Almost always wearing khakis and a denim shirt.
Posted by: loppyd at February 07, 2010 04:56 PM (pGELo)
Well......
I can almost guarantee you that I don't recall the 'Mighty Quinn' encore at Deer Creek in 95
Trash metal reminds me of all the juiced up guys in the weight room back in HS. Today those would be the Jersey Shore boys I suppose.
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 04:56 PM (f4PKE)
645 The big 4 thrashers are supposedly going to tour: Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, and Anthrax. Superbowl next year, guys!!
If Slayer isn't anchoring every night, I'll skip that. Every time I see anyone with Slayer, the other band limps away in shame...none of those guys can hang with the likes of Kerry and the boys.
From what I understand (and I have super sekrit knowledge) this show is going out, I think in June, Metallica will headline. Sorry.
Am I the only one who noticed that the getup that Pete Townsend was wearing made him look like Boy George? Sure, Daltry has looked better, but he's English and 65, but at least he didn't look like Boy Fucking George.
Posted by: shibumi at February 07, 2010 04:57 PM (OKZrE)
Posted by: Infidel of the Day at February 07, 2010 04:57 PM (evL6d)
With or without security camera? If with, with or without guard on duty and watching?
Posted by: Drillanwr at February 07, 2010 08:47 PM (1kwr2)
It's all a mistake honey. It wasn't me in the elevator and you tell your best friend Alicia to go fuck herself, the slimy bitch. I love you and it wasn't me, just someone who looks an awful lot like me. A very close resemblance baby, but no cigar. I've always hated that skanky bitch Alicia and you shouldn't hang with that whore. It's just you and me honey, and all the rest of the chicks mean nothing. I love you.
Posted by: Fish
Yeah, there'd be some serious pay-off bucks transacting there, huh?
I'm thinking YouTube hit.
Posted by: Drillanwr at February 07, 2010 04:57 PM (1kwr2)
Regardless of who wins, let me just say now that both sides have been coached and executed very well, and the loser should have no shame whatsoever.
Fuck the ones who want 49-45. This game is a masterpiece of football, and what the Super Bowl should be every year.
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2010 04:58 PM (gJL6J)
Those yarn monkey dolls are a fright.
Posted by: loppyd at February 07, 2010 08:54 PM (pGELo)
agreed
Posted by: vai2112 at February 07, 2010 04:58 PM (TcILN)
So, basically GoogleÂ’s commercial was that if you use Google youÂ’ll get a French woman pregnant?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 04:59 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Infidel of the Day at February 07, 2010 04:59 PM (evL6d)
We're not too happy with your performance either.
Posted by: red assed baboon at February 07, 2010 04:59 PM (PD1tk)
Not looking like Boy George doesn't mean you won't hold one in your mouth.
If you're British with bad teeth and a child porn fetish, you'll do anything.
Posted by: Fish at February 07, 2010 04:59 PM (M5t+h)
Posted by: vai2112 at February 07, 2010 05:00 PM (TcILN)
I agree. A 55-10 blowout like the Niners-Bengals Superbowl would blow.
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 05:00 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: Infidel of the Day at February 07, 2010 05:00 PM (evL6d)
The only thing I hate about really good, close games like this is that they're only 4 quarters. I could watch this all night.
Posted by: Infidel of the Day at February 07, 2010 08:57 PM (evL6d)
Me too. Its a shame football season even to end. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to prepare my after Super Bowl bullet snack.
Posted by: Hunter S. Thompson at February 07, 2010 05:00 PM (t72+4)
"While NFL fans like watching their favorite players, the ad is confusing and silly, and doesn't feature any ... football. It's made, obviously, by people who don't know or like the NFL. Or understand their fans. The contempt and ignorance is obvious and is likely to be returned with interest by the NFL audience watching the commercial. Again, advertisers don't understand the largely male NFL audience. Who are not, to put it mildly, Madison Avenue hipsters. The reflexive dismissal of the male consumer by advertiser is likely to hurt them as the economy hits bad times and sponsors need to reach male consumers."
This boredom brought to you courtesy of bad TV commercials.
http://whiskeys-place.blogspot.com/
2008/08/why-advertising-sucks.html
Posted by: Looking Glass at February 07, 2010 05:00 PM (LJSfA)
Posted by: loppyd at February 07, 2010 05:00 PM (pGELo)
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 05:00 PM (8NGHm)
Lets console ourselves by recalling great Superbowl commercials.
I got a good guffaw from the "what if" Jimmy Hendrix had gone into an accordian shop.
Just me, I know.
Posted by: effinayright at February 07, 2010 05:01 PM (lQRmV)
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 09:00 PM (8NGHm)
--I think that was the Broncos 
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2010 05:01 PM (gJL6J)
So, basically GoogleÂ’s commercial was that if you use Google youÂ’ll get a French woman pregnant?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 08:59 PM (RZ8pf)
I've used Google for years and so far I've only managed to get my right hand pregnant.
Posted by: Blazer at February 07, 2010 05:02 PM (t72+4)
But it’s the ads that interest me. The theme: manhood, with a few subthemes. It seems men need to assert themselves against the crush of domesticity—with special soaps made just for them, and special cars, too.
We summarized it more succinctly as "men are pussies," but still.
A couple of years ago there was a spate of vaguely misogynistic ads, but this year's ads seemed to have been written by gay (NTTAWWI) first year advertising interns and grumpy women.
Posted by: Y-not at February 07, 2010 05:02 PM (sey23)
Posted by: curious at February 07, 2010 05:02 PM (p302b)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at February 07, 2010 05:03 PM (5I0Yr)
Posted by: Infidel of the Day at February 07, 2010 05:03 PM (evL6d)
Posted by: curious at February 07, 2010 09:02 PM (p302b)
You and me both. And there are only two of us here. Someone is sleeping on the couch and it's not going to be me.
Posted by: loppyd at February 07, 2010 05:03 PM (pGELo)
Games like this are so stressful. IÂ’m feeling very tense right now. Blazer, can I borrow your right hand?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 05:04 PM (RZ8pf)
--I think that was the Broncos
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2010 09:01 PM (gJL6J)
Oh yeah, it was.
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 05:05 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: Steck at February 07, 2010 05:05 PM (mdpsT)
Posted by: Infidel of the Day at February 07, 2010 05:05 PM (evL6d)
I can assure you it was the Sunday Encore...
This guy gets my vote for next years' halftime show!
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2010 05:05 PM (Tqwlj)
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 05:06 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2010 05:07 PM (gJL6J)
Generally guys don't watch commercials. We have a remote and 400 channels and life's too short. Especially during football season, where there's always another game on, and if not there's NFL RedZone.
So it's natural for ad execs to assume the average commercial-watcher during football is going to be receptive to feminized messages.
Besides, guys actually have a sense of humor and can tolerate jokes about how dumb they are without starting a gender war about it.
Posted by: INCITEmarsh at February 07, 2010 05:07 PM (31oQh)
Posted by: Troll at February 07, 2010 05:07 PM (5oIhb)
lol...put your video on the net for free...it gets sniped by a million dollar company who probably dont have to pay any royalties
Posted by: graveyard at February 07, 2010 05:08 PM (XzD7y)
Games like this are so stressful. IÂ’m feeling very tense right now. Blazer, can I borrow your right hand?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 09:04 PM (RZ8pf)
Sure, I'd let you borrow my left one too, however from what I understand you are spoken for by a moron held in high reguard right now.
Posted by: Blazer at February 07, 2010 05:08 PM (t72+4)
Yo Colts, Garo Yepremian is still available. A little long in the tooth, but can still kick the ball at least 25 yards.
Posted by: Fish at February 07, 2010 05:08 PM (M5t+h)
WTF was that nut and popcorn Sea World shit ad?
Madison Avenue needs to get back on the damn drugs ... fast.
Posted by: Drillanwr at February 07, 2010 05:08 PM (1kwr2)
This has been a pretty good game, unlike most recent superbowls.
Anyone else already called in late tomorrow?
Posted by: Dang Straights at February 07, 2010 05:08 PM (3iYcr)
OK, I just have to say I hate the way the coaches and players on the Saints team are acting, they are acting like a smug smarmy bunch of 52%ers. (I may be biased).
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 07, 2010 05:09 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Barry Prompter at February 07, 2010 05:09 PM (5I0Yr)
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 05:09 PM (f4PKE)
Now the programs are bad and the commercials are worse.
Posted by: Looking Glass at February 07, 2010 05:09 PM (LJSfA)
Anyone else already called in late tomorrow?
Not going in at all but still not talking to you fuckface
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 05:10 PM (f4PKE)
Posted by: laceyunderalls wearing #18 at February 07, 2010 09:09 PM (f4PKE)
O ye of little faith.
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 05:10 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: Infidel of the Day at February 07, 2010 05:10 PM (evL6d)
Hate to say it, but Commie Google wins the night so far.
Now that they're working for China and the US NSA, is it Communist or Socialist? Or both?
Posted by: False Prophet at February 07, 2010 05:10 PM (d7Px0)
No, but when I had work scheduled for midnight I told them to reschedule or let men know how it went.
They rescheduled.
Posted by: Shannow at February 07, 2010 05:11 PM (LJcef)
Posted by: paleRider at February 07, 2010 09:09 PM (aw0SG)
Should I stay or should I go.
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 05:11 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: Dang Straights at February 07, 2010 09:08 PM (3iYcr)
Called in late? Whatta I look like, some fat-ass bus driver from Indy who can't get up on time to do my job?
Posted by: Not a fat-ass bus driver from Indy at February 07, 2010 05:13 PM (25LhI)
Posted by: Reiver at February 07, 2010 05:13 PM (WvQhL)
BONUS: A Tom Brady Super Bowl record is about to fall.
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2010 05:14 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 07, 2010 05:15 PM (G8Zt2)
Posted by: Reiver at February 07, 2010 09:13 PM (WvQhL)
--Another reason I contend this is a masterful game. Overall, both teams are playing sharp and at peak level.
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2010 05:17 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: Shannow at February 07, 2010 05:18 PM (LJcef)
This guy gets my vote for next years' halftime show!
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2010 09:05 PM (Tqwlj)
Very very cool! Bookmarked to share later.
Posted by: Peaches at February 07, 2010 05:22 PM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: JMS at February 07, 2010 05:22 PM (7Gl0d)
This is where the conspiracy theorists will go apeshit that the refs were crooked, bt there haven't been a lot of weird calls in this one.
Saints by 7.
Also, Clydesdale colts are ADORABLE!!!!!eleventy!!!!
Posted by: SGT Dan at February 07, 2010 05:22 PM (1RIcI)
Posted by: peoples front of judea at February 07, 2010 05:23 PM (iV4X6)
Posted by: SGT Dan at February 07, 2010 05:26 PM (1RIcI)
Yeah, I've noticed that too. What the hell is up with that? Libs running the advertising agencies?
Watch commercials. All year, not just now--recurrent
theme: Father idiot, rest of family smart. Once you notice this theme,
you'll see it everywhere.
Yeh, that'll get the guys to dig deep and buy your product. But to the producers of the commercial, it doesn't matter if no one buys the product, it's the Cleo Awards and acclamation from hipster peers.
Posted by: kbdabear at February 07, 2010 05:27 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: JMS at February 07, 2010 05:27 PM (7Gl0d)
Posted by: Reiver at February 07, 2010 05:27 PM (WvQhL)
Posted by: Shannow at February 07, 2010 05:28 PM (LJcef)
Pig-fucking liberals.
Posted by: SGT Dan at February 07, 2010 05:28 PM (1RIcI)
Posted by: Drillanwr at February 07, 2010 05:28 PM (1kwr2)
Posted by: The Shark at February 07, 2010 05:28 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Troll at February 07, 2010 05:28 PM (5oIhb)
Posted by: Peaches at February 07, 2010 05:28 PM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 07, 2010 05:30 PM (G8Zt2)
Posted by: Cpl. Hudson at February 07, 2010 05:30 PM (vpukA)
I've used Google for years and so far I've only managed to get my right hand pregnant.
We can cut that off for you, if you'd like. Especially if you're not of the Aryan Race.
Posted by: margaret sanger at February 07, 2010 05:30 PM (2qU2d)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 07, 2010 05:31 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: CMS2004 at February 07, 2010 05:31 PM (DlVI/)
Posted by: JMS at February 07, 2010 05:32 PM (7Gl0d)
Manning was overdue for a high profile fuckup, he's been too good for too long. He picked one hell of a time to run out of luck.
I predict lots of drunk and naked girls in New Orleans bars right now.
Posted by: SGT Dan at February 07, 2010 05:32 PM (1RIcI)
Looting?
Posted by: Peaches
You mean there's shit left after the big Katrina bash-in?
Posted by: Drillanwr at February 07, 2010 05:32 PM (1kwr2)
Looting?
Posted by: Peaches
You mean there's shit left after the big Katrina bash-in?
Replaced. Paid for by U.S. taxpayers.
Posted by: Reiver at February 07, 2010 05:36 PM (WvQhL)
Posted by: Drillanwr at February 07, 2010 05:36 PM (1kwr2)
Posted by: Troll at February 07, 2010 05:37 PM (5oIhb)
Posted by: Darth Cheney at February 07, 2010 05:38 PM (pg/HS)
Posted by: Cary at February 07, 2010 05:38 PM (39wcm)
Posted by: Peaches at February 07, 2010 05:38 PM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: Drillanwr at February 07, 2010 05:39 PM (1kwr2)
Dolts won the 1st quarter and the Saints took the rest==yaaaaaaH Baby!!
probly all that guv$$ for ref buying, or something...not really
Posted by: ron dorque at February 07, 2010 05:39 PM (p7ukG)
Posted by: Drillanwr at February 07, 2010 05:41 PM (1kwr2)
Posted by: HH at February 07, 2010 05:43 PM (1kwr2)
Posted by: JMS at February 07, 2010 05:43 PM (7Gl0d)
Posted by: the struggler at February 07, 2010 05:46 PM (V1RFM)
Fuck.
Posted by: Steve L. at February 07, 2010 05:47 PM (mIIVr)
And, yes, I secretly prayed that NO would lose because the entire city was such a mass of pussiness after katrina.
See: Biloxi, MS. Then come bitch, bitches.
Posted by: tangonine at February 07, 2010 05:54 PM (C8Pcc)
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 07, 2010 05:54 PM (G8Zt2)
Unless he changed his mind, it looks like Shithead didn't pick the winner:
Posted by: red assed baboon at February 07, 2010 09:52 PM (PD1tk)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 07, 2010 06:01 PM (2qU2d)
Posted by: the struggler at February 07, 2010 06:03 PM (V1RFM)
Posted by: Jaimo at February 07, 2010 06:04 PM (UmDT4)
Unless he changed his mind, it looks like Shithead didn't pick the winner:
Posted by: red assed baboon at February 07, 2010 09:52 PM (PD1tk)
He absolutely jinxes everything he predicts. Thanks a lot, Mr. President. Now stay out of it next year should the Colts make it back again.
Posted by: TiNa48 at February 07, 2010 06:05 PM (nsw/f)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 07, 2010 06:06 PM (a9UO0)
Posted by: the struggler at February 07, 2010 06:11 PM (V1RFM)
Posted by: the struggler at February 07, 2010 06:15 PM (V1RFM)
Posted by: tmi3rd at February 07, 2010 06:20 PM (ZNj7+)
Posted by: tangonine at February 07, 2010 06:41 PM (C8Pcc)
Commercials: Sucked. F
Half Time show: Watching my grandpa rocking out...not my cup of tea. D-
Go Daddy Commercials: F. (zero boobs resulted in an automatic reduction of one grade point)
Game Commentary: D Noise, filler, idle chit chat that had no bearing on the game being played.
IMO, the only reason this year's Super Bowl wins a passing grade is because the under dog won. They played their game, they did it well. Kudos Saints!
Posted by: DngrMse at February 07, 2010 07:30 PM (I0ZCB)
"1000 If you've ever uttered, or typed, the phrase "who dat" in you lifetime, you're a fucking dumbass."
Who dat dumbass who dis who dat.
Posted by: Javems at February 07, 2010 07:56 PM (/IQA9)
Posted by: John at February 07, 2010 07:57 PM (6FYZ6)
Posted by: John at February 07, 2010 07:59 PM (6FYZ6)
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at February 07, 2010 10:53 PM (j7D30)
Posted by: wholesale catalogs at February 08, 2010 12:58 AM (tBfWx)
Heh, she typed who dat.
Posted by: nostradamus at February 08, 2010 03:47 PM (PD1tk)
Hide Comments | Add Comment | Refresh | Top
64 queries taking 0.3767 seconds, 1131 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.
Wait, what?
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 07, 2010 02:23 PM (l8/vh)