March 02, 2014
— Gang of Gaming Morons! Never pass out drunk before you have anything on paper
• We finally get a release date for the upcoming Trials Fusion, out of April 16th for PC, 360, Xbox One and PS4.
This game called Out There came out last week on iOS and damn is it a good little game. It's a mash of space exploration/resource management and random events. For $4, it's a lot of bang for the buck.
Also in the Xbox One update preview thing so I've been testing that out and it fixes most of the quibbles people have with the UI and features outside of no external HDD support
Also got to play some Plants VS Zombies: Garden Warfare and if EA's servers weren't crap, that game would be a ton of fun. It needs a balance patch but the few rounds I did get to play is a really competent game and quite a bit of fun.
South Park: The Stick of Truth (PS3, 360, PC) - After countless delays due to the whole THQ going tits up, Obsidian's game finally comes out. And since the US is cooler than everyone else, all of the versions here are being released uncut.
Walking Dead: Season 2: Episode 2 (PC, PS3) - Well, at least it didn't take 4 months for a new episode of this to be released like the Fables game. Wonder if this one will be an hour long like the second episode of Fables.
Awesomenauts Assemble (PS4)- A console finally gets a version of Awesomenauts that is up to date. Could never get into this game myself but I know it has it's fans.
I really need to get my priorities straight when it comes to drinking on the weekend.
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Posted by: Adam at March 02, 2014 12:11 PM (Aif/5)
Posted by: Drew in MO at March 02, 2014 12:13 PM (cGlgB)
Good I'm ready for the next part of TWD. Someone mentioned Banished last week. And I looked at it and decided to give it a shot. Its not a bad game. I've only done one town on a small map on easy. I've only had one period where I was having trouble with food production and started having a bunch of people die off. I did manage to correct that though. I'll probably give higher difficulty a shot sometime.
And Stick of Truth is really tempting me. I just don't want Butters dangling a floppy wiener in my face.
Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2014 12:15 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: The Dude at March 02, 2014 12:17 PM (bStrg)
The hell you say.
I thought Titanfall was an Xbox exclusive for some reason.
Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 02, 2014 12:18 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Megthered at March 02, 2014 12:18 PM (iR4Dg)
Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 02, 2014 04:18 PM (Gk3SS)
console wise it is but it does have a PC release
Posted by: The Dude at March 02, 2014 12:19 PM (bStrg)
BTW, is there a moron fleet anywhere? I saw a ship called the "Ace of Spades" in Bajor's sector yesterday.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at March 02, 2014 12:21 PM (kwc/t)
Posted by: rain of lead at March 02, 2014 12:22 PM (emQ8O)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 02, 2014 12:23 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 02, 2014 12:24 PM (qyfb5)
None of my games will work on the PS4 either, but I'm not mad at Sony. Posted by: Megthered at March 02, 2014 04:18 PM (iR4Dg)
The Last of Us is amazing and if you were planning on getting a next gen console, then there you go. I'm holding out to upgrade until Destiny comes out and I'm planning on going PS4 for that and The Order (still pissed about that horrible new trailer for it).
I'm peeved that neither the XBox One or PS4 is backwards compatible since my plan was to trade in my PS3 for a PS4. I do sort of understand the compatibility issues but still.
Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 02, 2014 12:25 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: rain of lead at March 02, 2014 12:26 PM (emQ8O)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 02, 2014 12:27 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 02, 2014 12:29 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: rain of lead at March 02, 2014 12:29 PM (emQ8O)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 02, 2014 04:24 PM (qyfb5)
Do you mean PvZ 2 or Garden Warfare? PvZ 2 hasn't made the leap off of mobile yet and ATM, Garden Warefare is only on the 360 and One
Posted by: The Dude at March 02, 2014 12:30 PM (bStrg)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 02, 2014 12:30 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: The Dude at March 02, 2014 12:32 PM (bStrg)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 02, 2014 12:33 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Tom_Ohio at March 02, 2014 12:33 PM (Zz48T)
Posted by: Megthered at March 02, 2014 12:33 PM (iR4Dg)
Posted by: The Dude at March 02, 2014 12:33 PM (bStrg)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 02, 2014 12:35 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Daily Reminder Guy at March 02, 2014 12:35 PM (6j8ke)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 02, 2014 12:36 PM (qyfb5)
You could always go with Sim City 4. The old, good one, not that new crap.
Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 02, 2014 12:38 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 02, 2014 12:40 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Empire1 at March 02, 2014 12:43 PM (wyKf7)
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2014 12:45 PM (4+AaH)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 02, 2014 12:47 PM (AymDN)
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2014 12:48 PM (4+AaH)
Posted by: rain of lead at March 02, 2014 12:48 PM (emQ8O)
Posted by: rain of lead at March 02, 2014 12:49 PM (emQ8O)
Posted by: Matthew Broderick at March 02, 2014 12:51 PM (uaEZS)
He's dead to me.
What? You were all thinking it.
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2014 04:48 PM (4+AaH)
Yeah, because The Dude couldn't figure out that there was a line between appropriate and inappropriate.
Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2014 12:51 PM (LI48c)
beat his three and a two, another double six followed by a double four
and a double five. After he'd thrown a three and a two I threw a six
and a three.
Posted by: Arnold J Rimmer at March 02, 2014 12:52 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2014 12:53 PM (4+AaH)
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2014 12:54 PM (4+AaH)
I'd prefer Skyrim on the PC, because you can use console commands to get past some of the glitches you just have to accept on the 360, but I can't afford a new PC at the moment. So I cope. ::sigh::
Does anyone know if a new Elder Scrolls game is coming out any time soon?
Posted by: Empire1 at March 02, 2014 12:55 PM (wyKf7)
Posted by: Matthew Broderick at March 02, 2014 04:51 PM (uaEZS)
Not so fast.
http://bit.ly/1dQYXqB
Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 02, 2014 12:57 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2014 12:57 PM (4+AaH)
Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2014 04:51 PM (LI48c)
pretty much this
Posted by: The Dude at March 02, 2014 12:58 PM (bStrg)
Posted by: Pilot141 at March 02, 2014 12:58 PM (nPwzA)
Posted by: HR at March 02, 2014 12:58 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2014 12:59 PM (4+AaH)
Posted by: The Dude at March 02, 2014 12:59 PM (bStrg)
Posted by: rain of lead at March 02, 2014 01:00 PM (emQ8O)
Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2014 01:03 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2014 01:05 PM (4+AaH)
Dubious rumor. They ruin the believability by claiming 'Beyond: Two Souls,' which tanked, is getting ported also. Seems like someone has an Ellen Page obsession.
Posted by: Epobirs at March 02, 2014 01:05 PM (bPxS6)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 02, 2014 01:07 PM (GDulk)
It is not easy - from a technical standpoint. I am on a 64bit Windows 7 here. It does not play well with 32bit crapplications especially of the Windows 95 generation. So I have to save often in case the next screen is where the sound / music (usually) gets in an infinite loop or (more rarely) the whole app freezes up.
I just started Year Three. I can think of one serious critique of the game, especially in Year Two - there's just too much walking from frame to frame. My GOD this is boring. Why not a map system to teleport from place to place? Even Kings Quest III had that.
Otherwise I like the noir details; it's a very funny story with some scary bits.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 02, 2014 01:07 PM (30eLQ)
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 02, 2014 01:07 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Epobirs at March 02, 2014 05:05 PM (bPxS6)
Ellen Page wasn't in The Last Of Us, no matter how hard Naughty Dog tried to make you think she was.
Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 02, 2014 01:08 PM (Gk3SS)
AAACK! Not until 2017? I may be dead by then! Oh, well, by that time I may have a PC that can handle Skyrim, and be a Skyrim expert. My life story -- always behind the times.
I hate post-apocalyptic, btw, because these days they are too close to reality, and I play games to get away from excessive gloom and doom. FRPG suits me a lot better.
Posted by: Empire1 at March 02, 2014 01:08 PM (wyKf7)
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2014 01:09 PM (4+AaH)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 02, 2014 01:09 PM (4ElUX)
AAACK! Not until 2017? I may be dead by then! Oh, well, by that time I may have a PC that can handle Skyrim, and be a Skyrim expert. My life story -- always behind the times.
I hate post-apocalyptic, btw, because these days they are too close to reality, and I play games to get away from excessive gloom and doom. FRPG suits me a lot better.
Posted by: Empire1 at March 02, 2014 05:08 PM (wyKf7)
Not out until 2017. Not stable until 2019.
Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2014 01:09 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 02, 2014 01:10 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 02, 2014 05:09 PM (4ElUX)
This racist little fuck needs to get his ass banned.
Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2014 01:10 PM (LI48c)
http://youtu.be/dqY7Tb5yA1E
Posted by: The Dude at March 02, 2014 01:12 PM (bStrg)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 02, 2014 01:12 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2014 01:13 PM (4+AaH)
Posted by: rain of lead at March 02, 2014 01:13 PM (emQ8O)
Skyrim is amazing and the learning curve for it is fairly forgiving. Of course, I finally caved and got the 360 version due to a lovely congruence of gift card and price drop so I can't speak for the PC version.
Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 02, 2014 01:14 PM (Gk3SS)
have you tried kingdoms of Amalur?
it came out just after skyrim
it was completely overshadowed
but highly underrated
good story
VERY deep questline
graphics are cartoony but in a fun way
CHEAP
lots and lots and lots of fun
Posted by: rain of lead at March 02, 2014 05:13 PM (emQ8O)
And there will probably be no more of them made.
Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2014 01:14 PM (LI48c)
If Skyrim isn't too advanced for me (70yo noob) I doubt it would be too much for you. :: grin:: I'd be glad to give you a hand, if you wish. empire one thousand one at hushmail dot com.
Posted by: Empire1 at March 02, 2014 01:14 PM (wyKf7)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 02, 2014 01:14 PM (30eLQ)
Posted by: Drew in MO at March 02, 2014 01:15 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2014 05:14 PM (LI48c)
no probably about it, the IP is dead
Posted by: The Dude at March 02, 2014 01:15 PM (bStrg)
I didn't say she was but Page herself made accusations of the character being based on her. Apparently, she believes she has an exclusive on grown women who look like androgynous teens. What I was suggesting was that the person who cobbled together the rumor has a certain obsession that undermines the claim. Unless there was already a standing commitment, porting 'Beyond: Two Souls' is highly improbable. There is no shortage of far more successful PS3 titles that would better serve selling the PS4. An 'Uncharted' enhanced collection, for example, would be very attractive to those who never owned a PS3.
Posted by: Epobirs at March 02, 2014 01:16 PM (bPxS6)
Posted by: Empire1 at March 02, 2014 01:17 PM (wyKf7)
This. Uncharted 1-2 is why I got a PS3 in the first place.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 02, 2014 01:17 PM (30eLQ)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 02, 2014 01:18 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: --- at March 02, 2014 01:19 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2014 01:23 PM (4+AaH)
Posted by: rain of lead at March 02, 2014 01:24 PM (emQ8O)
Posted by: --- at March 02, 2014 01:25 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 02, 2014 01:25 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Drew in MO at March 02, 2014 01:27 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2014 01:29 PM (4+AaH)
Posted by: The Dude at March 02, 2014 01:30 PM (bStrg)
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2014 01:31 PM (4+AaH)
Tom_Ohio, there IS an updated version of Herzog Zwei! It's calle AirMech and it's free to play. You can check it out on Steam.
Posted by: Viridian at March 02, 2014 01:39 PM (mpHZX)
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2014 01:44 PM (4+AaH)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 02, 2014 01:45 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: navycopjoe at March 02, 2014 01:53 PM (At8tV)
Posted by: navycopjoe at March 02, 2014 01:55 PM (At8tV)
Posted by: navycopjoe at March 02, 2014 01:56 PM (At8tV)
Posted by: navycopjoe at March 02, 2014 05:55 PM (At8tV)
TitanFall is EA so you're stuck with Origin
Outlast? That's all ready out. Pretty good till it loses the plot at the end.
Posted by: The Dude at March 02, 2014 01:58 PM (bStrg)
Posted by: rain of lead at March 02, 2014 01:59 PM (emQ8O)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 02, 2014 01:59 PM (30eLQ)
Posted by: .87c at March 02, 2014 02:00 PM (rodq5)
Posted by: Judge Pug at March 02, 2014 02:01 PM (6Nj7A)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 02, 2014 05:10 PM (ZshNr)
If you're referring to the original Thief: The Dark Project from 1998, it's one of the all-time classic games, but it does demand a fair amount of patience, reflex, and perseverance.
Posted by: DKCZ at March 02, 2014 02:02 PM (kDEap)
The 3DO never lived up to its promise but you have to keep it in context of when it hit the market. CD-ROM was still newish as a PC peripheral, and the only widely available CD-ROM gaming systems were add-ons for the Sega Genesis and TurboGrafx-16 systems. Myst was doing a lot of business as much for its being a CD-ROM demo as a game worth playing. The amountof hassle involved in getting it working properly on a PC made the 3DO version impressive by comparison. You just stuck the disc in and it just worked, with better color depth than was then supported on the PC version.
The only aspect of my 3DO I regret is buying it too early for nearly $400. A year later it would be down by at least $100 and dropping as the months passed. But I'd sold off my TurboGrafx system and all its stuff, feeling I'd done everything worth doing with it, and was eager for a big jump.
Posted by: Epobirs at March 02, 2014 02:08 PM (bPxS6)
Posted by: Beagle at March 02, 2014 02:08 PM (sOtz/)
It is all kinds of fun. Got a graphics bump (the original was a Dreamcast game), more enemies, more weapons.
It' s a tad repetitive because all you do in all of the 50+ missions is kill bugs and giant robots, but the emotional ROI you get out of it is totally worth it.
Posted by: Carlos at March 02, 2014 02:12 PM (LW4Ow)
Posted by: rain of lead at March 02, 2014 02:12 PM (emQ8O)
Posted by: Carlos at March 02, 2014 02:13 PM (LW4Ow)
Posted by: rain of lead at March 02, 2014 02:15 PM (emQ8O)
Posted by: Beagle at March 02, 2014 02:21 PM (sOtz/)
Posted by: Methos at March 02, 2014 02:22 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: The Dude at March 02, 2014 02:23 PM (bStrg)
Posted by: Methos at March 02, 2014 06:22 PM (hO9ad)
it's for the children
Posted by: The Dude at March 02, 2014 02:24 PM (bStrg)
Check out mmogrinder.net. It's many episodes back but here's a game name of Air Mech, or something similar which basically is PvP Herzog Zvei.
Also there was an old turned-based game with a character called Nei that was in your party, and when she died I cried, like literally.
Phantasy Star 2. And you should include a spoiler tag for stuff like that.
Or Palma exploding.
Posted by: Methos at March 02, 2014 02:33 PM (hO9ad)
Would loading a cruiser up with transphase torpedoes work?
I have a mishmash of weapons on the escort, with 3 various cannons and a torp launcher up front, and 3 plasma turrets in the rear weapon slots. I had trouble with the Cardassian Front mission until I switched to turrets, then everything became easy mode. Then I got the quest chain in Gamma Orionis space, and everything became hard again.
Maybe just being an engineer in a tactical ship is doing things the hard way?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at March 02, 2014 02:40 PM (kwc/t)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 02, 2014 03:03 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 02, 2014 03:05 PM (qyfb5)
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Posted by: Lincolntf at March 02, 2014 03:12 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: waelse1 at March 02, 2014 03:23 PM (3tdM4)
Posted by: damasca at March 02, 2014 03:31 PM (K0Azp)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 02, 2014 03:31 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 02, 2014 03:34 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 02, 2014 03:36 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 02, 2014 03:42 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Buzzion at March 02, 2014 03:48 PM (mXfeP)
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Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 02, 2014 04:03 PM (kAvHW)
Posted by: drunkineastmesa at March 02, 2014 04:17 PM (l7HsE)
Really? Then how about getting rid of the tax break for the movie industry?
Posted by: The Liberty Dude at March 02, 2014 04:49 PM (iAWQF)
Posted by: Carlos at March 03, 2014 03:06 AM (LW4Ow)
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