1 you get off the couch while I make sweet sweet love to it

2 Proud to say that due to my military career and frequent moves, I'm registered to vote in 4 states and intend to vote absentee in every one of them.  This is more of a war than war. 

3 And I thought I had worries.

4

Ohio morons -- you have until Monday to get registered if you've moved & have a new address.

 

5
How many threads are you cob-loggers going to put up with Ace on the sidelines?  Take a break already.

6 What does someone have against couches?  What is so wrong with the couch? 

7 the shut-in pr0n addicts who read this blog, Hey now, I get out of the house at least once a week.

8

eff yo couch

9 Proud to say that due to my military career and frequent moves, I'm registered to vote in 4 states and intend to vote absentee in every one of them.  This is more of a war than war. 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 01, 2010 04:20 PM (3iMgs)

That's the spirit, sir!  Gaia knows the gubmint wants to disregard military votes whenever it can, so more power to ya!

10

Ohio morons -- you have until Monday to get registered if you've moved & have a new address.

 

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 01, 2010 04:23 PM (pLTLS)

Uh, yeah, I just, uh, moved here, uh, a couple days ago... in, like, a big, uh, rock start type bus.  Except it had more seats than a rock star bus and everyone of them were filled with people like me.

11 the shut-in pr0n addicts who read this blog,

Hey now, I get out of the house at least once a week.

Posted by: joncelli at October 01, 2010 04:27 PM (RD7QR)

Yeah, for *cough* church *cough*

12 I could find this out, but for the general public, where do you change your address to vote properly?

I'm guessing post office.

13

I finally got my voter registration card today.  Was starting to sweat a bit.  DMV is so damn slow.

Looking forward to pushing the button for Nikki Haley/ Tim Scott.  I might have to make some calls for Mulvaney in 5.  I'm going out on a limb in assuming Jim Demint is safe.

14 I could find this out, but for the general public, where do you change your address to vote properly?

I'm guessing post office.

Posted by: bill at October 01, 2010 04:30 PM (lVd7L)

Your (insert name here) County Board of Elections. At least that's how it is here in Ohio. And as Lacey mentioned, you have to do it 30 days before Election Day.

Mom doesn't usually vote but I convinced her it's important, just sent the registration in yesterday!

15 Received a call on my cellphone yesterday from the Ohio Democratic Party that was a recorded message reminding me to vote Democrat on November 2nd.  I live in Illinois.

16
the Ohio Democratic Party that was a recorded message reminding me to vote Democrat on November 2nd.  I live in Illinois.

Like they care.

17 Received a call on my cellphone yesterday from the Ohio Democratic Party that was a recorded message reminding me to vote Democrat on November 2nd.  I live in Illinois.

Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at October 01, 2010 04:35 PM (KAa3c)

So the reminder was intended for your knees?  I mean, you like your knees, right?  Be shame if sumpin' happened to 'em.

18 Hey mon, there ain't nothing that's gonna make me get my ass off a this couch!  Judge Mathis is on in 10 minutes, and after that, I got Ellen and Oprah.  Now go make me a sammich!  And fetch me a Mad Dog 20/20 while you're at it!

19

Posted by: ErikW at October 01, 2010 04:34 PM (oXIgI)

< What about mom's friends.  Can she convince them to vote as well?  We need every vote to combat the dems' rising tide of corruption.  Even in this cycle of incredible tea party momentum, nothing is safe.

20

OT: Rahm got rather emotional in his farewell @ the WH today. He even received a nice hug from the President. Aw.

_{/extreme sarc}

21

Posted by: journolist at October 01, 2010 04:40 PM (O/NP5)

Yeah, she's working on it.

22 OT: Rahm got rather emotional in his farewell @ the WH today. Yeah, he's going to miss the Margarita Thursday parties. They don't do that shit in Chicago.

23 11 the shut-in pr0n addicts who read this blog, Hey now, I get out of the house at least once a week. Posted by: joncelli at October 01, 2010 04:27 PM (RD7QR) Yeah, for *cough* church *cough* Posted by: RushBabe at October 01, 2010 04:30 PM (a3Z62) Isn't that what we mean by, "The Moron Lifestyle"?

24 That's all high-quality advice and will work wonders in states that actually have competitive races.

Unfortunately, this native Vermonter (I ain't no damned flatlander) has little joy to look forward to.  Neither of our Senators is up and our at-large House seat-filler is a historical joke who will win every election he ever enters until and unless we can purge our state of the bloviating flatlanders that have stolen our identity.

In national election years we always report pretty early.  Expect the MSM to see and highly tout Vermont's results as a counter to what will really happen.  Then expect the MSM to be heavily disappointed.

25

I'm guessing post office.

Library has the forms too. Or you can always just stop by your local BOE office.

26 Bummer! I thought this thread was "Getting off on the Couch."

27

Cause you can't stop a movement, you can't stop a movement, you can't stop a movement, you can't stop a movement! 

Fired up, ready to go!!!!!111111111111!!!!11111111111

28

I voted early yesterday. Georgia lets us hicks do that.

The poll workers frowned upon my Fuck Obama T-shirt.

29 Cause you can't stop a movement, you can't stop a movement, you can't stop a movement, you can't stop a movement! Sure you can, just clench your cheeks real hard.

30 Get off the couch? Hell, I can't wait for November 2nd. I am so damned excited about the possibility of bringing some semblance of democracy back to America I'm haranguing every republican and conservative I know to remember to vote.

Now I have to convince all of my lib friends that there really isn't much point in voting in the mid-terms; nothing much is going on.

One problem is that my incumbent representative is a solid conservative, so I won't have the pleasure of throwing a bum out of office.

31 I could find this out, but for the general public, where do you change your address to vote properly?

Registrar of Voters.

32 "I could find this out, but for the general public, where do you change your address to vote properly?

I'm guessing post office."

Google "[state name] vote" -- it depends on the location

33 Cause you can't stop a movement, you can't stop a movement, you can't stop a movement, you can't stop a movement!

Sure you can, just clench your cheeks real hard.
Posted by: joncelli at October 01, 2010 04:54 PM


I wish!

34

Anchorage morons. 4:30 to 6:00 pm, hold a sign for Joe Miller on the corner of Northern Lights and New Seward at the Sears parking lot.

Go Joe!

 

35

Now I have to convince all of my lib friends that there really isn't much point in voting in the mid-terms; nothing much is going on.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ( NJConservative) at October 01, 2010 04:55 PM (LH6ir)

Now just between you and me, and I really hate to admit this, the Tea Party thing isn't working. The only thing Conservatives like me can hope for is a big turnout for the General election.

So yeah, you can sleep in on the 2nd. You guys really don't have anything to worry about.

Like I said, just between you and me.

36

OT

Teaparty coloring book prime suspect in cases of severe libtard empty brain case overpressure!

37 I heard they brought in Helen Thomas for Rahm's big going away gift....or was it a dead fish?

38
Teaparty coloring book prime suspect in cases of severe libtard empty brain case overpressure!

Why, it's almost as if the lefties want to be able to push a button and make your head explode if you disagree with them. 

39 Although the ankle monitoring bracelet was removed last week, The terms of my parole keep me from knocking on people's doors.

40 #22 "I want to thank you for being the toughest leader any country could ask for," Emanuel told his boss.

Obama?  Mr. Pissypants, Man-Child, petulant, narcissistic Obama is "the toughest leader any country could ask for"?  Give me a freaking break.

Obama makes Justin Bieber look downright man-tastic in comparison. 

41 All 3 daughters who are over the age of 18 are officially registered to vote, and have been encouraged to do so.  The one who is still at home (senior in HS) will be personally escorted to the polls by her proud parents - the folks there are really good about making a big deal out of young first-time voters by cheering them on.

42 Although the ankle monitoring bracelet was removed last week, The terms of my parole keep me from knocking on people's doors.

As long as you campaign for a Democrat we don't mind if you GOTV despite those parole terms. Oh and that felons can't vote thing won't apply to you either.

43 #22 "I want to thank you for being the toughest leader any country could ask for," Emanuel told his boss.

Translated as "I'm gettin' out of this train wreck while the gettin's good.  Later, losers"

44
"I want to thank you for being the toughest leader any country could ask for," Emanuel told his boss.

Just one last hand-ey before jumping off the sinking ship.

45 All 3 daughters who are over the age of 18 are officially registered to vote, and have been encouraged to do so.  

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at October 01, 2010 05:14 PM (ZuXtZ)

My 20 year old registered to vote in 2008.  As a Dem. And she voted for Obama.  I changed my will the next day.  Seriously, the worst part is that now I get shit in the mail from both parties.

46 Off the couch?

Fascist.

47 Rahm ain't leaving the sinking ship, he's going to carry the fucking up of Chicago to the next level. The imbecile running it now is fresh out of stoopid and the place needs some new shitty ideas.

48

Both daughters, 25 and 19 vote conservative. I'm a proud daddy.

And what's up with all the moron-daughters? Is it a plot to repopulate the world with moron-conservatives?

49 Get Brother Ron off the couch to defend Sister Eddie.

Former Dallas mayor Ron Kirk – a member of the Obama cabinet – today became the first prominent Democrat to defend Rep. Eddie Bernice Johnson after a scholarship scandal.

50

My 3 siblings and I are all under age 30, and we will be voting Republican (many candidates are conservative Rs).

51 The liberal meme is now that the Dems are surging and won't do as bad as first thought.

52 OT, but Rick Sanchez wasn't on his regular Friday afternoon show. Could it be that Jew-hating is not acceptable on CNN? No, they love Jimmy Carter, but maybe the heat from his numerous missteps and boneheaded comments is finally getting to them.

53
I wonder what kind of Friday news dump we are going to get with the Little Ballerina in the headlines.

54

 

Sure you can, just clench your cheeks real hard.
Posted by: joncelli at October 01, 2010 04:54 PM

Umm, Mr. Joncelli, I've been clenching my cheeks for the last hour now, and it didn't work.  I still pooped in my pants, and now I have these red marks on my face that hurt.  What should I do now?

55 Posted by: kansas at October 01, 2010 05:27 PM (mka2b)

Oh, there will be a surging all right -- in all of our pants as the election returns show a Republican and conservative resurgence throughout America.

56 Man the street corners with your signs ...

57

The one who is still at home (senior in HS) will be personally escorted to the polls by her proud parents

Ha - this reminds me of my dad taking me to my first vote when I was 18.  "Get off the phone, it's voting time!"  I still knew enough to vote  Republican and haven't missed a vote since.

58 AWESOME!   ABC is gonna put me some knowledge!

They have a show on tonight at 10PM called American's misconceptions about Muslims and Islam (20/20)

I can't wait to be called a bigot and a stupid rednecked racist.

59

momma

bigot and a stupid rednecked racist...Now you don't have to wait :-)

 

60 Quick question, is there ever any need for volunteer I.T. work at these campaigns?  And at this stage of the race?

61 Posted by: momma at October 01, 2010 05:32 PM (penCf)

You're a bigot and a stupid red-necked racist.

Now you don't have to watch!

62 Go out, meet the Fawkers.  And the Fawkes.  We're nice.

And that pants thing, probably a good idea.  Unless your a moronette with nice legs, remember, sex sells.

63

 and hear the lamentations of their women.

damnit, can't you rethugican'ts get your your damn women?!!!

do you have any idea how long i had to keep my wife drunk so she would say i do?

64 Quick question, is there ever any need for volunteer I.T. work at these campaigns?

Yes, you can't even imagine.  Usually at the HQ office of a campaign or local repub party.

65 40 I heard they brought in Helen Thomas for Rahm's big going away gift....or was it a dead fish?

Posted by: redstatedeb at October 01, 2010 05:06 PM (CluUg)

There's a difference?

66 O/T, but hilarious: http://tinyurl.com/35mdypy

67 Is the GOP wising up?

Bout time!

Link to New Zeal

68 OT:  Watching Beck.  The 'stache was on for most of the show.  Gotta say...I am very impressed with this man so far.  He sounds pretty sure he's going to run in '12.

69

Question.

Seems like in other places I've lived, I've always gotten something in the mail about an election. A sample ballot. A voter registration card. Something that says where I go to vote.

Haven't seen anything here. Is that unusual?

70 Is the GOP wising up?

Bout time!

Link to New Zeal

Posted by: momma at October 01, 2010 05:43 PM (penCf)

What say you, Democrat warrior!!!eleventy!!11!!!!!!!111!!!

71 I feel like I'm on the 405 North thread.

72 OT:  Watching Beck.  The 'stache was on for most of the show.  Gotta say...I am very impressed with this man so far.  He sounds pretty sure he's going to run in '12.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 01, 2010 05:45 PM (M6enm)

Don't do that.  My balls would not be able to handle the disappointment if he didn't.

73 68 Quick question, is there ever any need for volunteer I.T. work at these campaigns?

Yes, you can't even imagine.  Usually at the HQ office of a campaign or local repub party.
------
Cool!

Also, how about a need for cat sitters?  My brother, Smapty, doesn't have much work experience nor does he like strangers (he's only 2 , but he is very good with cats and wants to do his part to destroy democrats.

74

Peggy Noonan's new column is up.  Peggy is even acknowledging the economy is on the abyss.  Wow, she's coming back home. 

75 edit...
"...(he's only 29 )..."

76 Last night i sent all my on-line buds a note to GOTV. If they do one important thing before the end of the year it's GOTV. Others fight for that right, we disabuse it. Their every vote will count, even if it's to counter a fake one.

77

....or was it a dead fish?

Well, it could've been a "Moe Green Special."

78 Wow, she's coming back home. 

Posted by: journolist at October 01, 2010 05:51 PM (O/NP5)

There might be a spot the garage floor, for her, but first she'll have to scraped the dog poop off.

79
Wow, she's coming back home.

Good thing we changed the locks.

80 Good thing we changed the locks.

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 01, 2010 05:53 PM (fx8sm)

*fist bump & beer bottle clang*

Bitch.

81 @ 78 Screw Peggy Noonan. She may come home, but my boot is waiting for her traitorous ass...

82 I heard they brought in Helen Thomas for Rahm's big going away gift....or was it a dead fish?

Posted by: redstatedeb at October 01, 2010 05:06 PM (CluUg)

There's a difference?

 

Yeah, the stench factor.  Helen smells a lot more fetid.

83

Good thing we changed the locks.

A shining example of moron charity and forgiveness.  Makes me proud to call myself one.

84 OT, But MSNBC has been obsessing all day about the latest US government apology for the Tuskegee Experiment back in the late 1940's, when government (what else!) doctors deliberately infected black men with syphilis for "research purposes." OK, granted that the people that did that were monsters and should have been punished. BUT - wasn't there already an apology for this back in the 1990's? Didn't Clinton have the victims in the WH or something? So how many more apologies do we need - is that going to be a feature of every Democrat administration going forward? Burt here's the REAL question: what gives some bureaucrat in the year 2010 the right to apologize on behalf of people alive and active in the government in 1946? Silly me, but I think the ONLY people that have the right (and obligation) to apologize for wrongdoing are the perpetrators. This latest round of apologies is just another example of liberal feel-good, meaningless hysterics. "Oh look at ME! I'm so GOOD! I just apologized for something I did not do!!" That's pretty much what this amounts to... Liberals forever stroking their own egos by pointing out yet again another imperfection in America or America Past. Pathetic.

85

Peggy Noonan's new column is up.  Peggy is even acknowledging the economy is on the abyss.  Wow, she's coming back home. 

 

As they say at University of Washington B-ball games while introducing the opposing team:  Who dat!

86

Yeah, the stench factor.  Helen smells a lot more fetid.

Even I don't like to get too close.

87 86 I heard they brought in Helen Thomas for Rahm's big going away gift....or was it a dead fish?

The dead fish is editable IYKWIMAITYD.

88 I know this works but I really don't understand why? Why do these people need someone to come to their house. That just pisses me off. Everytime someone rings the front doorbell instead of the side (friends and family) doorbell, I think "lock and load". I have to fight hubby the rare times he's home to the door because he thinks I'm too hard on the environmentalists and too nice to the mormons and jehovah's witnesses. (I make the environmentalists go through their whole schpiel then question them closely about nuclear power for a long long time.) The democrats I meet with a huge grin.

89 86 I heard they brought in Helen Thomas for Rahm's big going away gift....or was it a dead fish?

The dead fish is edible IYKWIMAITYD.

90

Burt here's the REAL question: what gives some bureaucrat in the year 2010 the right to apologize on behalf of people alive and active in the government in 1946? Silly me, but I think the ONLY people that have the right (and obligation) to apologize for wrongdoing are the perpetrators. This latest round of apologies is just another example of liberal feel-good, meaningless hysterics. "Oh look at ME! I'm so GOOD! I just apologized for something I did not do!!" That's pretty much what this amounts to... Liberals forever stroking their own egos by pointing out yet again another imperfection in America or America Past.

 

I was driving home from work today and heard a commercial that made me almost drive off the road in high irritation.  Barack Obama whistling through a PSA that saluted the "American with Disabilities Act" as it celebrates its 20th birthday.  Cripes!

91

 IYKWIMAITYD

Eventually...

92 85 @ 78 Screw Peggy Noonan. She may come home, but my boot is waiting for her traitorous ass... Posted by: rawmuse at October 01, 2010 05:58 PM (RD9iz) I saw her on Morning Joe this morning... looking all smug, all self-satisfied, acting the Grand Dame... and all I could think was, YOU told us Palin was "not serious" as a candidate, but Obama... why, Obama was a "serious" Adult, and so intelligent and capable, too. Two years and untold damage to America later, here she is trying to distance herself from Obama. Too little, much too late, Peggy. You and Christopher Buckley are quite the pair.

93 I registered my 18 year old and am taking him the form this weekend for him to request an absentee ballot. There is +1

94

Too little, much too late, Peggy. You and Christopher Buckley are quite the pair.

 

Pair of Douches!

95 93 86 I heard they brought in Helen Thomas for Rahm's big going away gift....or was it a dead fish? The dead fish is edible IYKWIMAITYD. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2010 06:03 PM (c0A3e) For the Love of God, someone hand me a cask of Amontillado to bleach my brain with!!

96

Buahahaaa Rick Sanchez was just fired!!!

http://mediaite.com/a/bhmsu

(From twitter.com/andylevy)

97

88 Don't know but Obama is still fighting the Mau-mau rebellion.

98

Posted by: dan-O at October 01, 2010 06:08 PM (bRLuD)

 

Bwhahahaha!  He pissed off the wrong Jooooo!  Beautiful!

99 100 Buahahaaa Rick Sanchez was just fired!!! Fucking Kikes!! Oh well, Hi Ho and Of to MSNBC I Go!

100 Mama AJ. I don't think it's time yet. Wait another week.

101
Rick Sanchez, CNN's go to guy for accurate political analysis.  Or not!

102

>>> Bwhahahaha!  He pissed off the wrong Jooooo!  Beautiful!

Heh, and I hope it was a Jew who fired him too.  Please I hope the powers-that-be at CNN have at least that much of a sense of humor and irony.

103 See! I told you I was oppressed!!! Help! Help!! Come see the oppression inherent in the system!!!

104
Those assholes at CNN don't know good talent.  First it was Larry King, and now it's me. 

105 Its a conspiracy!

106
Is it legal for a Joo to fire a Mexican?

107 They fired Sanchez because he said CNN was run by the jews? You gotta wonder if 1. It is and they didn't want anyone to know or 2. It's not and the idea upset them.

108

Is it legal for a Joo to fire a Mexican?

 

Only if said Mexican is a legal alien.  Rick, you are a Cuban and you're legal, so yeah we are within our rights.

109
Hillary was right you fucking Jew bastard.  They didn't fire Hillary for saying the same thing.  Discrimination and hatred of a Mexican.

110 Fun would be if they had a couple of Hassidic security guards escort him out the door while Bar Mitzvah music piped into the office. Heh, heh...

111

They fired Sanchez because he said CNN was run by the jews? You gotta wonder if 1. It is and they didn't want anyone to know or 2. It's not and the idea upset them.

 

I'm going to have to go with option 1 and 2--it's run by Jews, and that idea upset him.  Sanchez is obviously an anti-semite (which is ok in this day and age).

112 I thought the new libs were anti-jew or selfhating jew? So what's the problem? Oh, oh, oh......they don't want to piss off the muslims!

113
Rick, you are a Cuban and you're legal.....

I'm a Cuban?   Is my brother Mark Cuban?  I don't need the job because with Mark I'm a rich Cuban.

114 Fun would be if they had a couple of Hassidic security guards escort him out the door while Bar Mitzvah music piped into the office. Heh, heh...

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 01, 2010 06:17 PM (tJjm/)

 

I think Hava Nagilla would be appropro for the moment!

115 Buahahaaa Rick Sanchez was just fired!!!

Sanchez, Minaya and Manuel...all on the same day...  A schadenfreude wet dream!  Olbermann..... oh, please...

116
C'mon Rick, sue those oppressive JOOOOOOOOOOSS for all their gold!

Damn I love lefty on lefty violence.

117 I'm a Cuban? Is my brother Mark Cuban? I don't need the job because with Mark I'm a rich Cuban. Posted by: Rick Sanchez at October 01, 2010 06:17 PM (v1gw3) Castro might be looking for an Anchor?

118

Fuck CNN for employing him until today.

/hey hey hey...good-bye

119 Rick Sanchez...never heard of him.

120 Posted by: dagny at October 01, 2010 06:17 PM (ovW1y)

My guess is that what little audience they have left is mostly Jews from the UWS of Manhattan and South Florida. So they have to play nice...at least for appearance's sake.

121 100 Buahahaaa Rick Sanchez was just fired!!!

I wonder if he's called Gloria Allred yet.

122
Until now, I didn't know why I hated tacos, but after finding out I'm a Cuban, it's very clear to us Ricky Ricardo types.  Carumba!

123 This unquestioningly leaves Ricardo a lot of free time for Sewing Lab. 

124 Rick Sanchez...never heard of him. Posted by: Charlie Gibson at October 01, 2010 06:19 PM (32ubA) Hey what kind of a contract do you have? We're looking for a man like you at CNN.

125 Damn I love lefty on lefty violence.

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 01, 2010 06:18 PM (fx8sm)

 

I know isn't it fun?!!1111  I need to get some stuff done, but now I can't get off my butt and pull myself away from the laptop because I need to revel in the moment with some of my favorite people in the blogosphere. 

126 WoW @ Rick Sanchez news.

Poor CNN, they just can't seem to catch a break.

127 124 But see THIS is what I find so perplexing about political correctness. If it's true then why is it an insult? Like Jon "Stewart" can say, "I'm a jew" but if the next guy says "Jon "Stewart" is a jew", it's an insult. The rules are very confusing.

128

Ace update ~ Ace is resting comfortably in lower Manhattan's Watch Fob Dist. sipping on Vodka flavored ice chips while watching Quincy reruns.  While there is no need to examine the femoral artery, his masseusse, Star Light is looking into treatment modalities to apply to areas, "that don't hurt." 

129
This is very distressing knowing a talented man like Rich Sanchez was terminated from CNN after all his years of loyal service.  What he said about the Joo's may not be factually accurate, but it's the severity of the charge that is important.

130 Sanchez was canned?!  Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

131

Poor CNN, they just can't seem to catch a break.

 

Unfortunately, biased lefty reporters are like cockroaches.  You kill one off and there are hundreds waiting under the squalid pile of oozing, decomposing crap to take his place.  I wonder who CNN will replace him with. 

132
They only terminated Rich Sanchez because of his Latin name, Ricky!

133

Ace update ~ Ace is resting comfortably in lower Manhattan's Watch Fob Dist. sipping on Vodka flavored ice chips while watching Quincy reruns.  While there is no need to examine the femoral artery, his masseusse, Star Light is looking into treatment modalities to apply to areas, "that don't hurt." 

 

I hope Star Light is wearing an Haz-Mat suit.  She's going to need it when Ace releases his second chakra.

134 134 Sanchez was canned?!  Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Editor at October 01, 2010 06:25 PM (pUfK9)

I bet a resume was just faxed to Podesta.

135

I'll bet old Ricardo Dirty Sanchez is hitting the bottle HARD right now.

Get off the streets folks.

136
I wonder who CNN will replace him with. 

Posted by: runningrn at October 01, 2010 06:26 PM (8GYOu)

Even money bet on a leftist loon from the O'Dumbo administration.

137

124 But see THIS is what I find so perplexing about political correctness. If it's true then why is it an insult? Like Jon "Stewart" can say, "I'm a jew" but if the next guy says "Jon "Stewart" is a jew", it's an insult. The rules are very confusing.

 

Pssst, for the same reason a conservative gets called out for saying Obama's middle name, but a classroom of adoring school children can sing a song with the words "Barack Hussein Obama:  Mmmm, Mmmm, Mmmm!"

138 Evening, all.  Caught a bit of Rahm's ode to Obammy on the news today, while cleaning the crib.  Didn't know whether to laugh uncontrollably or climb on the roof and jump off.

139 Cousin was just pinned Lt. Col. Air Force.  Congrats cuz!

140 I wonder who CNN will replace him with. Posted by: runningrn at October 01, 2010 06:26 PM (8GYOu) Even money bet on a leftist loon from the O'Dumbo administration. Posted by: Fish at October 01, 2010 06:28 PM (v1gw3) Barney Frank may be free in a few weeks?

141 First time for my son to vote..  He just turned 18.
He has been told.. vote straight republican or move out.
; )

142

I'll bet old Ricardo Dirty Sanchez is hitting the bottle HARD right now.

Get off the streets folks.

 

Stay off the sidewalks too! 

143 Cousin was just pinned Lt. Col. Air Force. Congrats cuz! Posted by: Editor at October 01, 2010 06:29 PM (pUfK9) Congrats

144 First Shuster, and now Sanchez. Where the hell are we gonna go for clear thinking and insightful analysis now?

If Keefums goes down it's time to run up the white flag.

145

 

Anyone ever try matzah bread with peanut butter? Quite good.

146

Cousin was just pinned Lt. Col. Air Force.  Congrats cuz!

 

Wow!  That's awesome, Editor!  Kudos to him and thank him for his service for me, would you?

147 Sanchez is OUT?  Sanchez is OUT?

148
Caught a bit of Rahm's ode to Obammy.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 01, 2010 06:29 PM (UOM4

That must have been the foreplay, with the feature event to cum later.

149 See Drudge. Now they have attacked the tankers in Pakistan. Do these fuckers really want to get bombed?

150 Timbo, on our boy's 18th b-day, as soon as school let out, he went straight to register to vote.  Had a poster in his room of MClame and Palin.  It was so cool seeing him in line at our polling place as I was leaving. 

151 We've had just about enough of Rick Sanchez.

152

Even money bet on a leftist loon from the O'Dumbo administration.

Posted by: Fish at October 01, 2010 06:28 PM (v1gw3)

Paul "the forehead" Begala is warming up his vocal cords.  I love how these political operatives slide right into the anchor chair.  George Snuffalupagus did it, and nobody batted an eye. 

153
In my day, I would have kicked Rich Sanchez' ass!

154 Whoops! Sorry, forgot who our president was....never mind about our retaliating for NATO tankers getting torched.

155

Breaking. . . CNN's Candy Crowley was just asked to comment on the Sanchez firing, here is the exchange.

"maam, the buffet is $9.99, maam did you want the Golden Corral special or not? . . .  I'm terribly sorry, let me pay for this and then I'll comment.  You take Diner's Club right?" 

156 One other very important task which we can all do, and must be volunteered for soon is either working as a poll judge or poll observer. In NC, the judges are trained and paid by the county, but the observers are volunteers through the county party offices. I'm my precinct's secretary, and I have volunteered as an observer on election day. I think this is going to be VERY important this year, especially given what I saw on primary day.

157 Jeebus.  Sanchez lives in my lib brother-in-law's neighborhood.  Hope he doesn't get stewed at his favorite watering hole tonight and get behind the wheel.  We all know how that works out.

158 Guys Guys I am seriously worried for our troops. This could be the beginning of some really ugly business  http://tinyurl.com/293tnm9

159

Geez, why do we have to hear the true news from the Brits?  From The Telegraph:

 

Al Gore failed to mention President Barack Obama at a campaign rally in Florida as Democrats extended their new tactic for next month's elections - ignoring the man who so inspired them in 2008. 

 

The article also said that Kendrick Meeks also neglected to bring up Obama's name.  Heh!

160 154 Timbo, on our boy's 18th b-day, as soon as school let out, he went straight to register to vote.  Had a poster in his room of MClame and Palin.  It was so cool seeing him in line at our polling place as I was leaving. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 01, 2010 06:31 PM (UOM4

I cant wait to see him vote. Very cool!

161

Paul "the forehead" Begala is warming up his vocal cords.  I love how these political operatives slide right into the anchor chair.  George Snuffalupagus did it, and nobody batted an eye. 

 

Actually, they go both ways.  Remember Linda Douglass?  She was a reporter for CBS or ABC (can't remember which one) before she went to work for Teh Bamster.

162

Walking Precincts tomorrow in SoCal for Carly.

Demonstrated outside the Biden / Boxer luncheon today. People driving by were giving us thumbs up and one person drove by saying "I love guys".

It helps to strengthen everyone's resolve.

163 Timbo, on our boy's 18th b-day, as soon as school let out, he went straight to register to vote.  Had a poster in his room of MClame and Palin.  It was so cool seeing him in line at our polling place as I was leaving. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 01, 2010 06:31 PM (UOM4

That's good parenting from you, Jane.  On my 18th birthday, my dad bought me a crack whore

164

I'm fired??

What does that mean in English?

165

maybe rick sanchez was palin steele .

they sounded quite similar. bigoted against everyone.

166 Don't they have an opening in the Council of Economic Advisers? Hello? Diversity anyone? Sanchez needs a new gig. After all, it's only fair.

167

I for one am highly offended at the blatant discrimination that Rick Sanchez has fallen victim to.  Dozens of my fellow Stupid-Americans in the national media face such discriminatory challenges on a daily basis.

 

168 Know what's really sad/disgusting?  My kid is the only one of his friends who voted, and the only one serving in the military.  All his college buds were too busy to vote? 

169 Know what's really sad/disgusting? My kid is the only one of his friends who voted, and the only one serving in the military. All his college buds were too busy to vote? Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 01, 2010 06:40 PM (UOM4 Pretty much says it all, doesn't it?

170
168

I'm fired??

What does that mean in English?

Posted by: Rick Sanchez at October 01, 2010 06:38 PM (AnTyA

Funemployment.   For a long, long time.

171 I don't know if I can do this.

Those of you who have done this, how did you overcome your anxiety?

172 Is Geraldo available? I know at one time he converted to the Hebrew religion, I don't know if he still professes to be Jewish. Boy that would be ironic. That would blow Sanchez's mind.

173 http://twitter.com/MayorEmanuel

Another snicker worthy fake twitter site. Well, it IS sort of about elections!

174 OT...I did not know how "petite" the all powerfull Raum was.  Knew the ballerina angle, didn't know how pathetic it was, heard he is 5'4" today...OMG. It makes the guys over at Hillbuzz's "Man's Country" scenario completely in play now. Unbelievable    (was just watching him try to look over the podium on Fox just now, and absolutely bending over for the one, verbally of course).

175 OT- Hammer Films Dracula marathon on TCM tonight starting next hour.

176 To hear the lthe lamentations of their WOMEN?  Don't you mean "to hear the lamentations of their men?"

177

And now for the full Arnold

What is best for November? 

To crush the Proggressives. To SEE their agenda rolled up be-foah you.  To HE-UH de Lemo-TAYshuns of they girlie men

178 181 To hear the lthe lamentations of their WOMEN? Don't you mean "to hear the lamentations of their men?"

Posted by: Call me Lennie at October 01, 2010 07:56 PM (GOsSG)

We're talking about liberals here. Frankly, you don't really care, even when you can tell.

179 So wait a minute... Texas Jew runs CNN?

180 Cato Institute ratings of Governors:
http://tinyurl.com/3a9hejp

181

All well and good, for sure, but as for the other side cheating which is how this post started, where is the GOP promising an army of lawyers and poll-watchers throughout the country, and actively investigating voter rolls and suing to get them cleaned up?

I no longer give $$$ to the GOP because they have wussed out too many times, but if they genuinely committed to a serious nationwide vote fraud prevention campaign I would gladly re-open my wallet to support it.

182 Precinct walking to get out the vote for your voters and persuade those who are teetering is the MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU CAN DO TO STOP LEVIATHAN, after candidates are chosen, after primaries are done.

Don't complain about sh*t if you don't get up and assist your local Precinct Executive.

Or, better yet, help them out and then next primary run for the GOP Precinct Executive (Member County Central Committee) especially if there is no PE there yet.

FTF, door-to-door is what works and the Dems have a better ground game because we have too many p*ssies on our side.

Let's prove them wrong this time and begin to close the gap and be permanent participants in stopping the BAD GUYS.

Otherwise, we ain't any better than those losers in the redpainted town in "High Plains Drifter".