1 I think I need a bigger popcorn bucket.

2 That reminds me of the whiners calling the Democrats sellouts for allowing the Republicans to enforce the border without giving 10 million illegal aliens amnesty.

3 I'm waiting for the DVD/Blu-ray where he takes off his shirt and shows hos moobs.

4
I left that information in my other pants.

Ha!

5
The problem with pissant little wanna-be Stalinists like Gibbs and Wee Wee, is that they rarely go quietly into irrelevance.

6 He's just flight-testing the Sister Soulja balloon for November.

7 3 I'm waiting for the DVD/Blu-ray where he takes off his shirt and shows hos his moobs.

Posted by: Ludicrous Speed at August 10, 2010 09:47 AM (rvqdB)

fixed it.

8

I love it when evil turns on itself.  The great thing is that evil can be relied upon to do so.  The bad thing is that it usually happens after they've done all the damage they can to those who are good.  Let's hope for more internecine hate, strife, and fighting on the Left.  It can only bring good things.

9 Further sign of the times:

The President "clarifying" the words of his press secretary.

10 Sister Soujah. Like it matters or anything.

11 Calling for the "professional left" to be drug tested; I don't think we've gone that far, of course we know what the results would be.

12 Obama caved to centrists? OMG. The shame. Soon they will call him a religious zealot, maybe pro business, maybe even Pro American. On which golf course will it end?

13 Posted by: Ludicrous Speed at August 10, 2010 09:48 AM

I liked the first version. Hard to imagine Gibbsy cavorting with hos, though. Ugh. Forget I said that. Bad images.

14 Let's hope for more internecine hate, strife, and fighting on the Left.

Let's hope that this FLOTUS has a better ashtray-flinging arm than the current SoS.

15 Gibbs is right in a sense. There are folks to the left of Ebola, but not so by much. Gibbs is sloppy. His remarks could easily mean he also wants Canadian healthcare and no more Pentagon, he just sees it as impossible for now.

16 "spend more time with the family" Do they have kids? maybe time for harmonious adjustment, a high colonic, or a university position.

17 "I left that information in my other Sandy Burger's pants."

18 Expect to hear the phrase "spend more time with the family" coming out of the White House on a daily basis. In related news, Robert Gibbs' family gone without leaving a note.

19 Gibbs is not so much a press secretary as he is a frustrated high school basketball coach.

20 "I left that information in my other pants."

We must give him credit for at least remembering to wear pants.

21 6 He's just flight-testing the Sister Soulja balloon for November.

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at August 10, 2010 09:47 AM (SCcgT)

--You got it, I think.  Trying to recast 0bama as the cool moderate.  That mask has already slipped off and broken; I doubt nearly as many Americans will fall for that next time.

22 Yup, the Dem meme after November will be, "We must help Obama hold the line against the radical GOP!"

23 This shows you how radical the damn Soros crowd truly is. When a group of radical communists like Ayers and company are running the government they scream for yet more.

And it shows you how stupid Bagdad Bob is.

24

"Gibbs is not so much a press secretary as he is a frustrated high school basketball coach."

I can't stop picturing him in an office mailroom yelling at a copier, then the fax machine, then his secretary, Gladys.

25 23, No, I'm not, and it is so due to Gibb's sloppy phrasing.

26 Have the POTUS and FLOTUS been together much recently?

27
Save the country:  Elect a radical crazy GOPer.

It's scary - but the alternative is pure suck.

28 If you poke 'Pillsbury' Bobby in the tummy he lets out a funny little giggle.

29 I suppose it's too much to hope that Gibbs will turn out to be the guy who gives us our first "insider's view" book about the Obama Admin. But if the parting is bitter and personal enough, we might get some good nuggets on his way out the door.

30 Uh no jackass, they're not saying he's like George W. Bush, they're saying they wish he was MORE like George W. Bush.

31 Office Space references so enhance the site.  A red Swingline is a fine piece of office equipment, by the way.

32 29, Still hoping for smart, effective, caring government, eh? There is no such thing. If you want a truly generous and compassionate society, eliminate all government social programs. That's right, I said eliminate.

33 This means we need a Ralph Nader type to run for president and peel off the barking moonbat vote. I think a Pete Stark/Janeane Garofalo ticket would suffice.

34 Lincolntf - I am waiting for Ken Jennings to get denounced. When he goes, it is going to be with flair.

35

If you want a truly generous and compassionate society, eliminate all government social programs.

...get rid of the department of edumacation...

36 If you want a truly generous and compassionate society join a convent or monastery.

37 Gibbs and his lefty critics prove Leftists are perpetually unhappy. It is in their DNA.

38 Remember, Gibbs is the first Press Secretary to have axcess to high level meetings.  So he is right in the thick of things.  This unprecedented axcess was touted by the MFM and Teh Precedent as being a good thing.

39 Eliminate government education.

40 Now would be a good time to do one of those 'Downfall' spoofs...

41 Anyone know if/when Gibbsy is gonna be on the tube today? I've got a legitimate hankering for some Baghdad Bob style humor.

42 Posted by: Jean And maybe jazz hands...

43 Eliminate government education.

Posted by: eman at August 10, 2010 10:12 AM

Word!

44
The big freak-out will be after November 2nd, and it will be between the faction that wants to abuse the lame duck session and the faction that knows that the game is up.

If the house flips moderately, the hard left will claim, "MANDATE!!!" to push all the crap.

If the house flips decisively, the hard left will claim, "IT'S NOW OR NEVER!!!" to push all the crap.

In the meantime, Retarded Barry will need to pick a side.  He will need to follow his heart and stick with the hard left to get the jamdown he so badly wants, or he will need to pretend to be a moderate and try to paint the GOP as extreme.

The lame duck session isn't long enough for him to work through his obligatory dithering.

45 Gibbsy getting all wee-weed up!

46 43 Now would be a good time to do one of those 'Downfall' spoofs...

No, I'd hold off until about November 3, at which point they can make it about the House and Senate seats that Herr Schickengruber thinks they have a choice at holding, at which point he's told "We've lost both chambers".

47
So the reality is that it's the left who are crazy.  No one is pure and left-wing enough.  Radicals like Nancy Pelosi aren't left-wing enough for the utopia seeking freedom-stomping, union-promoting, liberty killers.

48 I thought that crazy, scary forehead meant that Bob was a super genius or something.

49 “Those people ought to be drug tested,” Gibbs said.

Why?  Did they write books that told how they did coke?  I agree that people who write books detailing coke use ought to be drug-tested every day.  Where can we find someone who's done something so stupid?

And ghost-written books count for the drug testing, too.

50 I thought that crazy, scary forehead meant that Bob was a super genius or something.

The current Vegas odds lean heavily in favor of "or something."

51 Somebody might have mentioned this elsewhere, but fmr. Sen. Ted Stevens apparently went down in  a plane in Alaska.  Unknown if he survived.  There were fatalities.

http://tinyurl.com/27j9ckl

52 Desperate times.

Obama sounds like some screaming wild eyed Howard Dean these days. You seen Obowma trying to fire up the crowd lately. Pathetic.

His mooo has fallen off and it can't get up.

53 I think I'm beginning to piece this all together. When Barry and Michelle spoke of the evil elite during the campaign, everyone naturally assumed that they were talking about the evil two per centers and corporations who had the effrontery to make a profit. After Michelle's trip to Spain, I think that we can deduce the the elite to which they were referring was the other elite - the evil elite. That is, the elite to which Barry and Michelle don't belong. The elite whose membership fluctuates based on determinations made by the good elite - the elite to which Barry and Michelle are members. Fortunately for us, we may be privy to the makeup of the evil elite due do the beneficence of Barry and Michelle who deign to share that knowledge with us through their oracle, Bobby Gibbs.

54 FOMC meeting today. May slash the discount rate to -1 in an attempt to kick start the economy which has officially been out of depression for a year now. Soon they will pay us interest to take out loans.

Good times.

55 Fortunately for us, we may be privy to the makeup of the evil elite due do the beneficence of Barry and Michelle who deign to share that knowledge with us through their oracle orifice, Bobby Gibbs.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 10, 2010 10:22 AM (Vt8uu)

Now, it's perfect.

56 May slash the discount rate to -1 Ha, I called that. Pay up, bitches.

57 Soon they will pay us interest to take out loans.

I'd like to borrow 4 billion at 12% for 50 years, please.

58

No, I'd hold off until about November 3, at which point they can make it about the House and Senate seats that Herr Schickengruber thinks they have a choice at holding, at which point he's told "We've lost both chambers".

Don't fire till you see the whites of their eyes...

59 Taking orders, got you down for a few bill Herr...but since you are asking for a Jumbo...I gotta give you 14%. Take it or leave it.

60 From the Hill.

Obama reached out to the left — including through a private lunch with Maddow and other liberal commentators — earlier this summer.

61
But if the parting is bitter and personal enough, we might get some good nuggets on his way out the door Gibbs will end up room temp.

ftfy

62 Somebody might have mentioned this elsewhere, but fmr. Sen. Ted Stevens apparently went down in  a plane in Alaska.  Unknown if he survived.  There were fatalities.

If so, can we concoct wild-eyed conspiracy theories about the Obama administration's involvement?  Because we all know what really happened to Paul Wellstone.

63 "So frazzled he doesn't know his enemies from his friends." By the way Obama and his Administration has no "friends" . Obama has no use for friends. Comrades maybe, but no friends.

64

28 Have the POTUS and FLOTUS FLATUS been together much recently?

fify

65 Ted may have parachuted to safety. That cat has eighteen lives.

66

Yeah, the truly scary part of that article is how those on the left somehow think that The Vapid One™ hasn't done enough to move the country into full-fleged communism in his first two years in office.

Just how much more of this can we take? He's done so much damage that it may take years to undo. And they also mention that his so-called "accomplishments" such as healthcare were passed against the will of the people. There is no support for this lurch to the left that's bankrupting us, that's why his poll numbers are so bad.

November can't get here soon enough...

67 If so, can we concoct wild-eyed conspiracy theories about the Obama administration's involvement?

I thought that was a given.  Especially since it happened the day after Matt Simmons was found dead in his hot tub.

68
Why?  Did they write books that told how they did coke?

I heard coke.  I'm here now.  Where is it?

69 Ted may have parachuted to safety. That cat has eighteen lives.

Posted by: Something Wicked This Way Comes... at August 10, 2010 10:30 AM (IZpzv)

Not this time.  Bloomberg reported that 5 of 9 people aboard the plane died, and Stevens was one of the fatalities.

70 He will need to follow his heart and stick with the hard left to get the jamdown he so badly wants, or he will need to pretend to be a moderate and try to paint the GOP as extreme.

Can't a man just eat his waffles? I think he'll have a full meltdown, because he can't handle criticism, pressure or scrutiny.

71 Or this is just kabuki to impress the Independents come November.

72

Not this time.  Bloomberg reported that 5 of 9 people aboard the plane died, and Stevens was one of the fatalities.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at August 10, 2010 10:32 AM (Qp4DT)

That is too fucking weird. I'm sorry for his family.

73 If Gibbs is replaced, his replacement will be even dumber.

74 Posted by: progressoverpeace at August 10, 2010 10:24 AM (Qp4DT) I'm beginning to think the B&M are becoming comfortable with the life of "the evil rich" and resentful of those who find themselves beneath that status. As time passes, my bet is that, as the wealth and perks accrue to them and as they milk the little people for all they're worth, the less patience they will have with their former leftist ideologue brethren.

75 Lefties complaining that Obama is like Bush? Gibbs, for the first time since January 2009, may have something when he says these folks oughta be drug-tested.  Yep, and they should be forced to apologize to former President Bush.

76 Cousin Oliver will be SO MUCH fun after the coming GOP Storm......

I give him 2 months tops.

77 Gibbs has been bamboozled and run amok.

78 I'd like to borrow 4 billion at 12% for 50 years, please.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 10, 2010 10:25 AM (5aa4z)

Problem is Herr that by then that amount will not pay the fine on your one day overdue library book.

79 So, the head of plane manufacturer EADS North American Sean O'Keefe was also on the plane.

Conspiracy theory:  Boeing.

O'Keefe is also the former administrator of NASA under W.
http://tinyurl.com/2ex85fe

80 Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 10, 2010 10:34 AM (mHQ7T)

Now Bloomberg is only reporting that Stevens "MAY have been onboard".  Bloomberg changed the chiron to say "5 BELIEVED dead ..."

So much for citing Bloomberg for any actual news.

81

As time passes, my bet is that, as the wealth and perks accrue to them and as they milk the little people for all they're worth, the less patience they will have with their former leftist ideologue brethren.

Notice that Billy Ayers and his ilk never woke up from their revolutionary dreams, so I don't expect Obama to either. Not now, when they're so close to achieving their communist/socialist/Marxist dream of taking down America.

82

80 So, the head of plane manufacturer EADS North American Sean O'Keefe was also on the plane.

Conspiracy theory:  Boeing.

 

Conspiracy theory:  The Russians.

83 Weren't they just crowing a while back that the Right was 'fracturing?' Hah! Party time in the comments threads at DU, everybody. Bring a margarita, some kettle corn, and a doobie.

84 Thus begins the Administration trying to tack to the center.  Frankly, I don't think there's much of the center that's going to buy their shit, and they're cutting off their hardcore base.  This smacks of going Alinsky on their slathering moonbat core.

85

“They will be satisfied when we have Canadian healthcare and we’ve eliminated the Pentagon. That’s not reality.”

 

Has anyone told Barry this isn't reality?

86 Close the Pentagon, imprison every neo-con, socialize healthcare, takeover banks, oil companies, and shut down Fox news and then ill be happy.

87

80 So, the head of plane manufacturer EADS North American Sean O'Keefe was also on the plane.

Conspiracy theory:  Boeing.

Conspiracy theory:  The Russians.

GLOBAL WARMING. 

Amateurs.

88 @91 lol...

89 -->I'm beginning to think the B&M are becoming comfortable with the life of "the evil rich" and resentful of those who find themselves beneath that status.

Yeah ... I've been thinking that some of the Indonesian Imbecile's intentions might change as he really starts to like the royal treatment he demands (and gets).  I don't think his main goal has been affected by this, yet, but there is always the possibility.  There's no doubt that Worf loves the royal treatment and hates the peasants.  Boy, she is really in for a big surprise when everything starts crashing in around them.

-->As time passes, my bet is that, as the wealth and perks accrue to them and as they milk the little people for all they're worth, the less patience they will have with their former leftist ideologue brethren.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 10, 2010 10:35 AM (Vt8uu)

Well, the royal couple never had much patience with anyone, to begin with.  And they never liked white liberals on top of that. I think that the Indonesian looks at the oppportunity to beat up on white lefties as something he can't pass up. He's already used up all of the usefulness that the lefty idiots provided, so the only use they have left, to The Precedent, is as convenient punching bags. 

The Precedent has moved on to his second stage, a GOP Congress and just trying to pit the GOP against white liberals and letting them duke it out.  When the useful idiots lose their utility, the only use left for them is as fodder or whipping boys.

90 The real reason these fraks don't "like" him, which I don't think is true anyway, is that they think he isn't selling socialism as well as they want, ie you dumbasses in America are giving him bad poll numbers and thus revealing what a tiny minority they are and how shitty their ideas are. In other words they hate reality not Obama.

91

“They will be satisfied when we have Canadian healthcare and we’ve eliminated the Pentagon. That’s not reality.”

 

I thought that Canadian healthcare was supposed to be a shining example of what we should be doing, as in : "Canada's system ensures that all of its' citizens have access to healthcare, unlike those limb stealing American doctors". And now it's something that should be avoided?

92 His tears are like the icing on a fudge brownie sundae.

93 Especially since it happened the day after Matt Simmons was found dead in his hot tub.

After listening to part 2 of the six part series of interviews where Simmons "breaks it down," the guy had a hard time swallowing spit as he blabbed his own wild conspiracy theories ("As a lifelong Republican, I'm a concerned about how they're beating up on Obama for demanding this $20 billion fund") and probably actually DID drown in his hot tub. Too stupid to live finally caught up with his fat mouthbreathing ass.

94 But if the parting is bitter and personal enough, we might get some good nuggets on his way out the door Gibbs will end up room temp.

Funny how people just start dying during presidencies, huh?

95

Well, the royal couple never had much patience with anyone, to begin with.  And they never liked white liberals on top of that

 

This. The huge costs and extravagent sets and meals started appearing during his campaign. The inaguration was yet another example. he's yet another lawyer/politician who makes one case in a court room and another in his living room. He's little different from the ambulance chasing John Edwards, who whined about "two Americas" then proceeded to build the largest house in the county (hint: when your lot is referred to as a 'compound', rather than a 'yard' then we know which of the two Americas to which you belong). From the real estate deal that his house now sits on, to his wife's sweetheart job at the hospital, to the lobbyists and fancy meals (waygu beef. Had anyone even heard of this before him?) he's been in this from the onset. Add the ugly racial element which many liberals play, but which he simply carries further, and you have the current Presidency.

96 His tears are like the icing on a fudge brownie sundae.

Posted by: The Q at August 10, 2010 10:53 AM (pfStM)

BWAHAHAHA!

97 I really think lefties are losing their minds because people don't like or want their policies. Hence why you hear their politicians say batshit stupid things like you have to pass this bill to know what's in it and "the American people will love this healthcare bill once its passed." These fuckers are dejected because they are figuring out they only win when they run on personality and when they lie and say they are centrists.

98 In other words they hate reality not Obama.

Posted by: Mr Pink at August 10, 2010 10:50 AM (g0Sxj)

This was obvious when the left was pressed to define Hope and Change.

99

85  But Billy Ayers never had to worry about getting re-elected or pushing legislation in order to keep up his lavish lifestyle and his commie agenda...Billy and the rest have been pretty insulated from the court of public opinion.  Trust funds and academic echo chambers are wonderful things, aren't they?

It's time they got "Obama-ized" imho -- watch them sweat, listen to them throw their lefty followers under the bus when Daddy's trust fund might be endangered and that cushy academic job might disappear

100

These fuckers are dejected because they are figuring out they only win when they run on personality and when they lie and say they are centrists.

The sheer daily weight of carrying that lying 'narrative' of theirs must be back-breaking...the longer they're in, the heavier it gets too.  Shortly before the Liberals got the boot here in Canada it was like that...they just seemed to run out of juice and imploded.  The two main factions of the Liberals, the hardcore commies and the 'business' liberals were at each other's throats...it was a grand thing to behold.

The Truth is light as a feather...

101 Makes no difference though to The One ^tm.  He knows they have his back every November.

102

It's time they got "Obama-ized" imho -- watch them sweat, listen to them throw their lefty followers under the bus when Daddy's trust fund might be endangered and that cushy academic job might disappear

Posted by: unknown jane at August 10, 2010 11:06 AM (5/yRG)

The Precedent isn't attacking white lefties because he's worried about anything.  He's doing it because it's fun.  The Precedent still doesn't care about approval polls or anything of the sort.  He prefers to go against polls and pick the most unpopular route to take, because that causes the most problems among the citizenry as people hate what he's doing but feel powerless to fight it (as the Indonesian Imbecile is in office and Americans are just WAAAAAY too worried about looking "racist" or looking as if they don't trust a system that put an ineligible retard in the Oval Office and is allowing him to tear the fabric of our nation apart, more and more every single day). 

The Indonesian plays on this twisted sense of fairness that many Americans adhere to, just as the muzzies at Ground Zero are happy to offend all of America and watch us twist in the wind as many support the victory mosque as some sort of insane proof that "religious liberty" is the greatest single foundation of the US .. when islam isn't even a religion and the tolerance to allow the enemy a victory mosque at Ground Zero violates the notion of national sovereignty, which is far more important than any silly desire to have political movements called "religions" and allowed to build anything, anywhere.

103

106  The bigger question is: does he have theirs?

I think he'd sell them out in a heartbeat -- pray it happens.  I want them toppling under the weight of their own treason and vice.

104 Also: it might be timely to remember who he said he'd always "stand by" in hard times...I don't believe it was the lefties, or the unions, or the mobsters, or the Blacks...hmmmm.

105

107  I think we just backed each other up.

If Ayers could possibly be thrown under the bus...should we not take the opportunity to make him road kill?  Paint that despicable bastard into a corner, let him realize his "protege" isn't coming to his rescue, and be done with him...if you don't stomp out the influence of people like Ayers, then you don't get to the heart of the problem in this country.  Pray he and his fellow travellers get thrown under the bus and destroyed (figuratively speaking, of course).

106 The Lefty liberals could be Pelosi, and Gibberish could have had just about enough of her.  By taking Pelosi out of her power position Bo and Moo have a better chance of extending their lifestyle.  Pelosi, however, also enjoys her power, so it could get interesting.

107 Saw a good comment on HotAir:

I have to disagree with the conventional wisdom stated here that even with a healthy GOP improvement, Obama will “come to the table” and respect the GOP and move to the center.
I believe that he will go in exactly the opposite direction, and REALLY F-things up with the dEstructive policies heÂ’s put forth and be even more contentious.

Why? you ask.

I had a friend who was a hopeless cad and serial cheater in his marriage. Other than this, he was a nice guy.
But he lived his life by 3 rules, which I believe Obama knows about.

The 3 rules are -

1. If you are going to get blamed for it, you might as well do it.

2. If you donÂ’t know about it, it never happened.

3. There is no such thing as “more pissed off”.

Think about it. This is exactly the way Captain Kickass runs his administration.

Following the rules, Obama is going to get blamed for anything that happens, he works overtime at keeeping us uninformed, and we are already POÂ’ed at his performance.
Guess what – we are going to get more of his BS.

gonnjos on August 10, 2010 at 10:33 AM

108 Since we're stoked about drug testing, Robert, let's do it for welfare recipients as well.

109 Kucinich golf shirts Kucinich golf shirts Kucinich golf shirts Kucinich golf shirts
www.cafepress.com/+dennis-kucinich+polos

"Kucinich is trying to justify government ownership of friggin' golf courses as a "necessary service" that "government must provide""

110 Pray he and his fellow travellers get thrown under the bus and destroyed (figuratively speaking, of course).

Posted by: unknown jane at August 10, 2010 11:21 AM (5/yRG)

Hear, hear, Jane.  Ayers and his ilk will go under the bus before the end.  It will be part of the grand finale before the button on The Precedent's suicide vest gets pushed.

111

The Precedent isn't attacking white lefties because he's worried about anything.  He's doing it because it's fun. 

Posted by: progressoverpeace at August 10, 2010 11:15 AM (Qp4DT)

Three words: Black Liberation Theology.  Plus the Leftist tendency to abuse toadies. 

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