use both hands to find ass

Sorry Gibbsy, you walked into it.

Here's what we'll see for tomorrow's briefer:

1. cut a hole in the box

2. put your dick in the box

3. make her open the box

And that's the way you do it.

Hate Palin

Hate Palin

Hate Palin

Hate Palin

Get HIV test

WTF!  Look closely at those teenie tiny digits/phalanges. 

Reflective of the size of his ??????  I can think of three.

I love lamp!

Putin's hand:

Georgia

Ukraine

Belarus

Lithuania

Romania

Hungary

Czech Republic

Poland

That last one should include a knuckle, Lacey.

Or a Pinch...

Um, could we get back to talking about important shit, like Palin's tittays?

Really nasty comment I thought better of and deleted....

remind everyone I do not look like a Guernsey cow

don't moo

Posted by: Robert Gibbs' Left Hand at February 09, 2010 05:12 PM (t72+4)

Don't oversell.  Better go with "lifelike."

I can haz another snow day hot cocoa?

Just when you think they can't get any more childish...

This really is unbelievable. Well I guess not really.

"We pretty much already made all the hand jokes in the other thread."

Surely not two double posts in one day?

Chastized again.  I guess I really need to go thru every post, from the earliest, before adding me 2 cents.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 05:19 PM (WeDcz)

Be prepared to shovel.

Be prepared to shovel.

Sssssh, don't be a ratfink!

"Gibbs hand needs a haircut!  "

Sorry.  He's a "wax" kinda guy.

"I know Pam Geller is often the butt of some jokes here"

Count me as a fan.  Among the first Chuckles attacked.  Most bloggers moved away from her.  She stood her ground.  Lo & behold.  She's been vindicated.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at February 09, 2010 05:26 PM (0FiCa)

Becker's nomination failed in the senate about half a hour ago.

Later that night...

Michelle:  Barack, why is there ink all over your dick?

Posted by: Robert Gibbs' Left Hand at February 09, 2010 05:26 PM (t72+4)

Don't eat breath mint in urinal

.Count me as a fan.  Among the first Chuckles attacked.  Most bloggers moved away from her.  She stood her ground.  Lo & behold.  She's been vindicated

Me too..and...she's got a great rack,

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 09, 2010 05:29 PM (fx8sm)

Yep...52-33

"I know Pam Geller is often the butt of some jokes here"

Count me as a fan.  Among the first Chuckles attacked.  Most bloggers moved away from her.  She stood her ground.  Lo & behold.  She's been vindicated.

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 09, 2010 05:27 PM (ucq49)

I think the jokes are not meant to disparage her.  She just gets a lil' "busting" on occasionally, since she' not an open fan of the Moron Hordes here, nor Ace.  Collegial, cordial, team player; yeah, probably.

Posted by: sifty at February 09, 2010 05:32 PM (d3PgX)

Reminds me of the P.J. O'Rourke quote to the effect of giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and the car keys to teenage boys.

She has referred to Ace as a misogynist because he complemented her on her rack.

whoa whoa....allegedly buddy, ace denied it.

Posted by: Kemp at February 09, 2010 05:36 PM (2+9Yx)

Cause that is his white half, silly.

Posted by: maddogg at February 09, 2010 05:32 PM (OlN4e)

Hence the jokes.  Lame stuff like,

The other day I was rubbing a pain in my lower back, and I realized I shouldn't have carried those groceries all the way to the car. I said to my wife, "damn, you need a cart to carry those jugs." And I turned around and saw Pam Geller stomping off.

whoa whoa....allegedly buddy, ace denied it.

I got that off her web site some months ago. If he didn't, than he didn't. It would support my point about her being wound too tightly.

"She has referred to Ace as a misogynist because he complemented her on her rack."

I missed that.  I just drop in at Atlas occasionally.  If she said he's a misogynist, I'd venture she's wrong.  You sure she didn't say "wheels off horn dog"?

on Gibb's other hand,

for Valentines Day order flowers  for Obama

She has referred to Ace as a misogynist because he complemented her on her rack.

Fits his M/O...re: 'Low Hanging Fruit'.

"It's the continual pounding the left always takes from unintended consequences."

As if you'd know

This tool is like Leonard from Memento.

Except he has "Let me be clear..." and "Hope and Change" inked all over his body and he constantly keeps trying to understand what those things mean.

Woops, puppet-off!

...and did she say he did it twice? - if not, that's not our ace!

"It's the continual pounding the left always takes from unintended consequences."

As if you'd know

Posted by: The Chicken at February 09, 2010 05:44 PM (ucq49)

Heh.  You owe me for the set-up.

K-Bob,

it's hard not to admire her courage .

Posted by: K~Bob at February 09, 2010 05:46 PM (9b6FB)

My complaint of her blog - it's too detailed!  She needs to write more succinctly, then provide links to the rest of her post.  Detail in the main post is great for wonks, but for we ROM challenged, we need bits, fed to us, at a time.

-hawk _{(re: femjokes)}

How do you know for a fact that God is not a man?

.

.

.

.

.

A man would never put the intake manifold next to the exhaust pipe.

Hey, don't forget about us!

Posted by: Methos at February 09, 2010 05:42 PM (Xsi7M)

All of them?

Pam does work them into every photo I have ever seen of her...can't blame her, those are some impressive 'tracts of land'.

stop fucking chicken

tell chicken "I can't quit you"

"She's now writing for Breitbart, for example."

And co-authoring a book; new website too.

I admire her courage.  She took all the slings and arrows, but carried on.

/catty chick comment on

Boobs, schmoobs. Can we get the woman to fix her eyebrows? She looks catwomanesque.

/catty chick comment off

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 05:56 PM

Hey Grunt..no reason other than curiosity..when were you over there?

I have a friend who does a lot of research to those from our area who didn't make it back. He's written a couple of books..and now is working on a documentary as an homage.

He's actually gone over to Nam and Cambodia several times for research. He's asked me to go with him..I'd like to, but I know wouldn't be able to take the heat and humidity

"I say! I say, boy! Leave my chicken alone!"

LOL.  Forgot about him.

"She has eyebrows?"

One of those "artiste" bikini waxes.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 06:06 PM

..be interesting to see that perspective..good luck

It's worse to be vampiresque. 

Direct that to someone other than myself. I've been outside my fair share today.

worse to be vampiresque. 

One!  Big Melon - Ah, ah, ah...

Two! Big Melons - Ah, ah,ah...

That's Two!

Two Big Melons!

You know who else has big cans?

Nancy Pelosi.

Wait...what?

"It's worse to be vampiresque. "

Like Kate B?  I'd hit that.

You know who else has big cans?

Nancy Pelosi.

Wait...what?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 09, 2010 06:10 PM (P33XN)

'67-'69 and '71-'72

LOL, we overlapped.  Except I was out on the ocean at Yankee station.  Got there in '72.

Posted by: laceyunderalls

Don't have to answer if you don't wanna..obviously...

..East side or West.....??

..just curious to see if there was more accumulation where you are

DON'T STARE AT HELEN'S WONKY EYE!

195 Awww, no worries. No stalkers at the HQ. It's not like I'm a Kos Kid.

Anyhoo, east side. Towards X.

I think it's about  six inches now and it just started up again.

The number of jobs saved or created needs to be on every dem hand for talk shows. Dumbasses can't keep their propaganda numbers straight.

DON'T STARE AT HELEN'S WONKY EYE!

Posted by: reason at February 09, 2010 06:17 PM (sPO/s)

I liked it so much I extended without a leave because, well it was fun, not everyday tho'. LOL

LOL, strange idea fun. I had it easy except that with a 95°F injection temperature the engine room ran 110°F. Had to stand watch under the blowers for the most part.

Worse part was the long at sea times for us (nuke). We would do 60 days at yankee station then go in to Subic for a week, then back out for another 60 days. Would get beer withdrawel symptoms.

But Subic Bay was the best sailor's port in the world. Now that WAS fun.

Rodent Freikorps

Missed you at vet's hall.  Stop in for a drink some time.

Jobs saved or created:

Thousands

Half a million

Over a  million

100 million!

Anyhoo, east side. Towards X.

I think it's about  six inches now and it just started up again.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 09, 2010

I'm a touch further east..not seeing anything more yet

But Subic Bay was the best sailor's port in the world. Now that WAS fun.

Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2010 06:29 PM (QrA9E)

It is good to be rich.

Missed you at vet's hall.  Stop in for a drink some time.

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 09, 2010 06:30 PM (ucq49)

Hey, how goes it?

I'll stop by and say hello.

It is good to be rich.

???????

Alan "Skeletor" Colmes

Boy, you tryin' to edge in on my schtick?

"Better yet, Jim DeMint said the snow won't quit until Al Gore cries uncle."

Will it be Gore's WaterSnowloo?

Rodent Freikorps

GrimJack is long gone.  Dropped out around Christmas - New Years.  TDC occasionally drops by.

I'm determined that that spam isn't the last entry - at least until 6k is passed.

At first I thought it was about Joe Gibbs making a play call and I was happy.  Then I realized its about Obama's puppet, Washington Bob Gibbs.  What a light-weight!  Then he made fun about hope and change being written on his hand.  Does he even realize he's making fun of his own boss?  Idiot.

[President ponders his notes for next speech]

Truth about 911

Truth about the War

"Global Warming is Man Made"

Truth about Gitmo

Truth about Deficits

"Amnesty for all Illegal Aliens"

Truth about Tansparency

Truth about my Past

"Cap & Trade is good for Buisness"

Truth about my Agenda

Truth about Economic Crisis

Truth about UnEmployment

"Wall Street and the Capitalist System is the root of all evil on the Planet, and we must destroy them."

???????

Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2010 06:35 PM (QrA9E)

$8/night bar fine for a girl who will swing from the ceiling. At least up in the barrio, that was the going rate.

O/T:  Gawd, Krauthammer just jerked one into the cheap seats.  Damn that was funny.  He used and extended dog metaphor to describe Obama latest miscalculation:  To paraphrase, the president has talked himself into the idea it's about process.  He doesn't consider the dogs don't like the dog food.  It's not about the bowl, and it's not about speaking slower in better "dogese" so the dogs can understand.

Ace, you should put up the youtube of that one.

$8/night bar fine for a girl who will swing from the ceiling. At least up in the barrio, that was the going rate.

OK, I get you now. LOL, when we were in port all the prices went up. Dumping 5K sailors on the town flooded the market. If I remember correctly it would usually run about 100 pesos if you bought them out early and then you had to pay her anywhere between 75 and 100 pesos. 7 pesos to the dollar.

Beer was 3 pesos in the clubs and 1 peso in the markets.

Or re²-post the Gibbs story!

Three! Posts abt the same lame shit - Ah, ah, ah.

Beer was 3 pesos in the clubs and 1 peso in the markets.

Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2010 06:49 PM (QrA9E)

I got lucky. All the times I was there, the fleet was not. Only thing in was a fast attack boat. All 100 or so of them. Had to walk down the middle of the street to keep from being assaulted by rogue females. I think I'd like being a rock star, too.

However, the Transport SecretaryÂ’s assurances were demolished after it was revealed on the BBCÂ’s Jonathan Ross show Friday that Indian actor Shahrukh Khan had passed through a body scan and later had the image of his naked body printed out and circulated by Heathrow security staff."

They need those scanner in bars so us girls know what we're getting ahead of time.

(I kid....sorta)

@242

They should be! My lefty firends won't even attempt to bring their Lame-Ass talking points my way, because.....

Number #1-They are tired of being made fools of by me and all other 48%er's

Number #2-They are just realizing now that the DemonRats have been full of Shit for years now

Number #3-They are starting to suffer some pain from these genius' policies 

Posted by: curious at February 09, 2010 06:36 PM (p302b)

Mouth.  God's ears.  Insert verbs.

First, it was Spock's brain

Then, the First Wook's ass

Now, Gibbs' hand

Posted by: Dig Dug at February 09, 2010 06:59 PM (INP2t)

Hey!

Soooo, this is Black History Month. Does that mean that we have to put up with Obama and Holder for only 19 more days, and then they'll be history?

Forgive me Lord for having these thoughts.

This photo of Bamy and Friends totally reminds me of an old Toys R Us commercial.

I think I spied dumb ass Salazar in the photo. He is from my state and not very smart.

@255

Hannity uses Beckel as a Prop. The point is to show how insane, rude, and dishonest the left is. If Beckel was nice or not such a Commie Hack, he wouldn't be used for the show.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 07:03 PM (WeDcz)

Ya know, Grunt.  You're one of the good ones.  I can't say that about the rest of your generation, including some of my own brothers.

Fuck all.  I'll be 40 in a couple weeks and there is no fucking way in hell I'll be able to give my kids the standard of living I enjoyed growing up.

Tends to leave a man pissed.

Pants first,

then shoes.

Pulled an R&R in Sydney as well, NOW that was out of the park, they adored Americano's back then.

They wouldn't let us in Sydney. We did make one trip to Hobart. We were the first U.S. ship to pull in there since WWII. 

I couldn't pay for a beer.  That is the only place over there where I felt like they liked Americans and not just the dollar.

I truly had a blast.

Worst place on the West-Pac tour after the war was over? It was a toss-up between Karachi, Pakistan and Mombassa, Kenya.

 Herr Morgenholz at February 09, 2010 07:07 PM (h/zKr)

I thought I was a good one too.

*shuffles away kicking rocks*

@265

Don't worry Men.......

The younger generations are smart with an amazing work ethic, and have a good grounded moral philosophy.....Wait......Wah?

Which country were we talking about again? 

The First Wookie..

"I think my husband has done a phenomenal job staying on course, looking his critics in the eye, coming up with clear solutions against staying the course," Michelle Obama told Robin Roberts in an exclusive morning television interview on "Good Morning America."

..if you don't get her genius..you're just fucking racist

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 06:57 PM (WeDcz)

Never got there. I'm still threatening to go, someday.

Michelle's strap-on

Bo's ejaculate

Substantive Progress in America

Birth Certificate

College Grades

Their fear, the White House is rank with it.

Not bad for an irrelevant chillbilly failure quitter with a Sharpie.

Ya know, Grunt.  You're one of the good ones. 

Fuckin' A B+ right

smartass at times but well rounded Americans.

tree...apples

What about her tits??

Andy sez they're big and luscious

@277

I don't quite understand the Birth Certificate issue. I think he was born in Hawaii, unless I actually find evidence otherwise, but it really pisses me off that the Administration won't just end the controversy, by showing it, and walking the public through all the facts.

It is my belief that the reason they won't do it, is so they can use it as a poltical wedge, giving them the ability to call anyone who questions them "Racists."

All the evidence I have seen, along with the Constitutional Laws involved, presents the situation to be pretty clean cut, but I understand how important it is to clear the air about all this...It's a morale issue, and they would actually release some tension by ending the issue...so I don't get it!

Can somebody explain this to me?

Because kicking Gibbs at this point is must be some violation of the Americans with Disabilities Act, I suggest chaning the game to What's On Obama's Palm-

I'll start

*  50 states, 50 states!

* corpsman (p and s are silent!)

* Haagan Daz is the safe word Michelle allows me to use _{try not to cry the next time she does the sex to me}

So Gobby fashions himself a comedian...

Well, at least he will have a career in 4 years.  The rest of those fucking idiots in the White House will be looking for foundations to plunder.

And those speaker fees.  Not so much for fucking one-term losers.

I can just picture Obama giggling as he was writing on Gobsons hand.  Tee hee hee.  God, I really hate socialist assholes.  But immature socialist assholes are beyond fucking contempt.

@293,

Yes, I want him to do that too! I don't understand what he is trying to hide. There must be some Meaty Stuff in there, for us to Chew on, but at this point he would probably be doing himself a huge favor by quitting these games he's playing. Ultimately the problem lies in the media, if they had just vetted this guy before hand, we could be making fun Hillary instead, which is much more fun...Really!

But still what is it with this Birth Cerficiate Game, I don't get it! Maybe it's because I'm a Moron?

I don't quite understand the Birth Certificate issue.

Wanna see a wild, crazy, insane...yet strangely compelling theory on why Obama won't release it....

...check this out...read it all..including the links...and definitely check out the picture of the fam...pay close attention to "gramps"

..fucking nuts??..you tell me

287

I think they don't show it because his of parantage, not citizenship. It would reveal more lies.

Well, at least he will have a career in 4 years.  The rest of those fucking idiots in the White House will be looking for foundations to plunder.

Posted by: Knaws at February 09, 2010 07:24 PM (ej0Vm)

I don't know about him having a career in 4 years.  Hopefully we'll get to hear Sarah Palin's press secretary tell him "Get your sorry ass the fuck out of my office".

A for the rest of them, I hope they end up in prison.

But still what is it with this Birth Cerficiate Game, I don't get it! Maybe it's because I'm a Moron?

Posted by: Jimi at February 09, 2010 07:30 PM

Seriously..check this out..

...look at the picture of his grandfather..not the one on the beach, but the one where they're sitting on the couch

Is that fucking weird...or what??

Now read the article

Face it right now he has a long form on file which dutifully shows him being born in Hawaii whether it is true or not

Really...says who?

Re: 288 'Nam grunt

Thanks for the good words about Sarah. Don't see enough of those on the 'webs.

Face it right now he has a long form on file which dutifully shows him being born in Hawaii whether it is true or not

Really...says who?

Hmmm......

If there was a problem, and I had 1/4 the brain power of the average human.

I'd use my political connections in Hawaii (Dem Governor) to fix it; and let the opposition wail until they actually got a court order, then reveal the document to make them look like idiots.

Occam's razor and a little Bayesian belief that's who.

There was writing on his right hand too, but it was smeared and unreadable for some reason.  When he did try to read it, mysteriously, he was unable to continue.  He just started stuttering and stammering and mumbled a few unintelligible words. 

He reminded me of his boss.  They are so cute.

Occam's razor and a little Bayesian belief that's who

Not sure either apply here, Skippy

Bwhahaha!  I wonder how all that hope and change is working for Arlen Spector.   From thehill.com:

The suspect accused of trying to blow up a flight on Christmas Day should not have been read his Miranda rights, Sen. Arlen Specter (D-Pa.) said Tuesday.

Specter, a former prosecutor who's served as a Republican chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, broke with the Obama administration over it's decision to treat Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab as a criminal defendant rather than as an enemy combatant.

"I do not believe he should have been read his rights," Specter said during an appearance on MSNBC. "I think the most important thing is to find out what information he has to prevent future terrorist acts."

I hope that there is a change in the Senator from PA, and that a true Republican kicks the crap out of Benedict Arlen.

313 307 beedubya wrote, "Really...says who?"

Sez the guy waving it around to get the ink to dry

Let's start asking for his medical records.  That would probably show more than his birth certificate.

Ok, is it just me or are most libs really not funny?  I think smart conservatives (like yourselves) are much more funny than the libtard idiots that masquerade as comedians.  Gibbs not funny.  Senator Jim DeMint, however had a funny on Twitter:

Sen. Jim DeMint (R-S.C.) on Tuesday used the D.C. snowstorm to make a political jab, saying that it provides evidence for global warming skeptics.

The conservative senator took to Twitter on Tuesday amid reports that the area is due to receive another 10 to 20 inches of snow this week:

It's going to keep snowing in DC until Al Gore cries "uncle"

Toomey?  Let's hope.  I had a chance to see Sphincter back in the fall, but I was afraid that I would be ostracised afterwards for what would ask him. 

Yup, Toomey!

Re: 'Nam Grunt

I think I remember you posting on LGF. Another refugee? Glad you're here, bro.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 09, 2010 08:04

So where does it say anything about a long form birth certificate,,

..seriously...does it mention a birth certificate??

Answer the question..I'm going somewhere with this

http://tinyurl.com/y8zhtuz

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 09, 2010 08:04

I'll help you out here. This is the only other statement by Fukino on the matter:

" Therefore, I as Director of Health for the State of HawaiÂ’i, along with the Registrar of Vital Statistics who has statutory authority to oversee and maintain these type of vital records, have personally seen and verified that the HawaiÂ’i State Department of Health has Sen. ObamaÂ’s original birth certificate on record in accordance with state policies and procedures"

..again where does it say there is a long form birth certificate showing he was born in Hawai'i?

Politico am so funy!  Huck in leed!

The last poll of R's that Fox did had Palin in the lead.  Politico is just another liberal POS.

The Fallacy of "Fairness" by Thomas Sowell

Thanks for posting that, Willow!  My favorite paragraph was:

Unfairness is often blamed on somebody, even if only on "society." But whose fault is it if you were not the first born? Since some groups have more children than others, a higher percentage of the next generation will be first-borns in groups that have smaller families, so such groups have an advantage over other groups.

As a second child of four, with a very motivated, very smart older sister, I used that excuse to vindicate my sometimes less than stellar grades.

It should say:

Help

I'm an asshole

I'm in over my head

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 09, 2010 08:22 PM (0q2P7)

true, I would rather see the passport...

Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2010 08:22 PM (QrA9E)

Schmuckaby can't fundraise to save his ass.  His PAC took in a measly $800,000 and it's been up and running for a couple years.  SarahPAC raised over $2 million (without much active fundraising) and Pawlenty's PAC raised just under $2 million and neither one was even established at the beginning of the year.  Romney's PAC raised over 2.5 mil.

347 Fine "have seen the original vital records" Is not "Have Seen The long form birth certificate" keep digging. Have fun. I am done

Well..you give up easy, Skippy. I'm not done though. Don't fling poo and run.

Are you aware that there is a law in HI that a person could get a Hawai'in birth certificate even though the individual was born outside HI..even outside the country??

Well there is.. tinyurl.com/n2bvka

..and were you aware that Obama's mother status at the date of birth would preclude Obama from being natural born if he were born outside the country

352 You cannot assign a reasonable belief that the document indicates anything other than proper citizenship at this point.

What?? According to Occam's Razor..or Bayes Theorem??

Why the fuck couldn't I?

Just saw Monica Crowley on Fox.  Talking about writing on palms - Cuda's & Gibbsey.  I distinctly saw here point to her palm, and say, "Bite Me"

You go girl!

use other hand

* feels like B+

According to the Law Analysis' that I've seen it doesn't even matter if he was born in the United States. Just as long as he claimed Citizenship to the United States while living here before age of twenty he would qualify, assuming one of his parents was already a citizen.

At this point, I think it is about exposing lies, and exposing the media, and seeing if there has been a massive cover-up. I doubt there is an actual legal play to remove him, or impeach him.

It's a political Chew Toy that we could use to discredit the media and the Administration, but I doubt we are ever really going to get to the bottom of it, and I agree we run the risk of making ourselves look like a bunch of idiots.

Curiousity Killed The Cat! and I'm curious as hell!

Why the fuck couldn't I?

Actually, Iskandar, you made an assertion there.  Please support.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 09, 2010 08:22 PM

That Fukino gave two vague statements that lack coincidental verbiage that do not confirm a goddamn thing and are intended to cause the reader to conflate the two

Actually, Iskandar, you made an assertion there.  Please support.

Posted by: Iskandar at February 09, 2010 08:35 PM

What exactly is the conjecture on my part?

Posted by: Iskandar at February 09, 2010 08:38 PM (/o58C)

Fuck.  Sorry

Posted by: Iskandar at February 09, 2010 08:38 PM (/o58C)

Fuck.  Sorry

Herr, you've got to quit hitting that bottle!

According to the Law Analysis' that I've seen it doesn't even matter if he was born in the United States. Just as long as he claimed Citizenship to the United States while living here before age of twenty he would qualify, assuming one of his parents was already a citizen

...wouldn't satisfy the natural born requirement

Herr, you've got to quit hitting that bottle!

Posted by: runningrn at February 09, 2010 08:44 PM (CfmlF)

I've got to be me.

Thanks for the nude pics, BTW.

Barry and crew are trying to sell socialism as something innocuos.  Benign.  Their heros were and are the socialist murders of the world and they see the hundreds of millions of massacred souls as martyrs for a greater good - as if they perished happily for their benevolent socialist overlords.

We can't muster the revulsion these evil bastards deserve, but they deserve all we can muster.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 09, 2010 08:34 PM (h/zKr)

Yikes!  It's worse than I thought!  What's that about biting Andy Sullivan?

Posted by: Roger Reality at February 09, 2010 08:46 PM (zHiwU)

Another Marvel Comics character shot to hell.

But this one was a douche to begin with, so no small loss. 

Wow!  Well, it's great to have you back to your normal self, full of vim and vigor!

As a second child of four, with a very motivated, very smart older sister, I used that excuse to vindicate my sometimes less than stellar grades.

Posted by: runningrn at February 09, 2010 08:22 PM (CfmlF)

i love that man.

Yes we know within our own families there are  those that striver and  some not so much .

members with natural propensity towards subjects than others.

we see different personalities and characters , some amazing  steeler some horrid and/or  criminal

Posted by: runningrn at February 09, 2010 08:46 PM (CfmlF)

Have at it, love.

@389

Yes....I believe so. My understanding is that the The Supreme Court had to define "Natural Born" in the past and ruled that the definition is based on, not just the person in question, but the parents and the situation the parents are in. Take for example, McCain..He was born in Panama, so there is an entire slew of Military people that had to be considered in the definition. 

Thanks for the nude pics, BTW.

Pictures or it didn't happen!  (And it didn't, so I'm safe!)

What exactly is the conjecture on my part?

Posted by: runningrn at February 09, 2010 08:49 PM (CfmlF)

Curtain.  Bedroom.

That's all I got to say without a lawyer present.

_{Again.  I keed.  But not with alexthechick.  That's more like an obsession.  My therapist is helping me through it.  Thank goodness the courts have a fund for that.}

Curtain.  Bedroom.

Heh!  We've got Roman Shades and curtains in the bedroom.  Does Alex the Chick have a no contact order out against you? 

Posted by: willow at February 09, 2010 08:55 PM (7FgWm)

I have to feed naked pictures of you back to the moderators for that to work right.  It's very technical.  Let me know.

Amen!  I always pray for our troops, and that their CinC doesn't jeopardize them.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 09, 2010 08:55 PM (qWLc4)

Indeed. God bless them and their families, and thank them for the sacrifices they suffer every single day. They are the best of us, and deserve to be treated so.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2010 08:57 PM (UOM4

Sorry Jane, I don't watch The View.  I heard that they had to stop showing it at Gitmo as that was classified as torture.

Your guess is than the short form provided to the Election committee is different than the long form and the statement from the Dept of Health

Posted by: Iskandar at February 09, 2010 08:50 PM

We can quibble about the definition of conjecture..BUT..by their very definitions the short and long forms are different..

RE: Birf Cert ex HI
"living without the Territory or State of Hawaii had declared the Territory or State of Hawaii as their legal residence for at least one year immediately preceding the birth or adoption of such child."

So they lived in HI flew to Kenya, and then came back to HI? Is that the story?

There is a law in Hawai'i that even foreign born can get Hawai'ian BCs...

..if he were born outside the country, he is not precluded from US citizenship..but because of the details in his mothers situation and the requirements according to the law where she needed to have lived in the US for five years after the age of sixteen prior to giving birth outside the country..Obama is not natural born

Megyn is definitely an idiot.  I'm sure she gave Sarah some backhanded compliment.  I was disappointed that Sarah would campaign for McCain, especially since his campaign staffers were so rude to her, and that John is such a squishy Rino.  Sarah must be a very loyal person.

Good night, Herr!  I should get going too (go make dinner).  I wish Nam Grunt were here to cook it for me.  Whatever he makes always sounds better than what I'm going to cook!

Posted by: Iskandar at February 09, 2010 08:58 PM

Don't know. Why does it matter?

"My question is, why were all those things written on Barry's dick?"

It's the Chicago (community organizer) Way.

Ben Stein puts us some knowledge.

got that over at Maggie's place...them farmer's know what a real day's work looks like.

 O/T, but I'm dying to know what Meggy Mac n Cheese said on the View about Sarah Palin

something along the lines of NOM NOM NOM!

End of palm jokes?

http://tiny.cc/eeslF

Obama's Hand:  "666"

Back of Givvs' Head:  "999"

Posted by: citizen khan at February 09, 2010 09:37 PM (nvOHK)

Do you live in TX?  If so, what's your take on Medina?

I hope this place has a living will or directive of some sort filed.  Someone's likely to just pull the plug if this keeps up.

Maet where are ya' buddy?

what's your take on Medina?

its not as cool as Mecca??

I keed I keed

"make Joey Biden a Supreme"

The Supremes broke up yrs ago

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2010 09:44 PM (UOM4

Yeah - and Fred Thompson's going to be Al Gore's running mate in 2016.

Ack, I'm sick of looking at the hand!

I can haz some ONT?

495

talk to the hand, girlfriend!

_{I keed, I keed}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2010 09:48 PM (UOM4

I can haz some ONT?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 09, 2010 09:48 PM (uho1v)

One minute later, ONT goes up.  Any questions about who has clout here"

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 09, 2010 09:20 PM (3eLKk)

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Heh.  This might be a good time to point out just how rare and special the Moronettes are for putting up with the juvenile delinquency of the Morons.

I've got a job for Gibbsie's hand. But you all don't want to know what it is.