July 11, 2010
— Dave in Texas Well duh.
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Joe Barton.. blah blah...ugh. Joe Barton.. more.. ugh.
Will this resonate?
Yeah, a little. Sorry, I think Joe was right in spirit but wrong in tactics.
But the good news is they're on the defensive regarding the upcoming mid-terms, and we need to keep them reeling. The other good news is if this is all they got to hammer about, they ain't got a helluva lot.
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Posted by: antisocialist at July 11, 2010 01:55 PM (Rwudm)
Mommy, make it stop.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2010 01:57 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Nov. Voting Electorate at July 11, 2010 01:58 PM (q9ka9)
>> Is Gibby the most effeminate press secretary of all time?
No, that would belong to Scotty McClellan.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at July 11, 2010 02:00 PM (Wh0W+)
As a voter who still receives DNC crap, apparently they still think I am a democrat.
DC bob saying this is only to rally the troops. I have now received 2 DNC requests from donations, one from Puke-o-si saying, if they don't continue to hold the House, the repubs will "start Ken Starr like hearing", Gibbsy saying this is ONLY to rally the troops.
Silly Rabbit, that's what I want, and heck I am a recovering demon'srat
and then I got a second one from the DCCC, someone named Chris Van holland? and this one says something to the effect of "the community organizer needs more time to undo the crap Bush did"
I've already send in my first reply back, I'm going to have fun with the second one. Hmmm, so much to say. Plus they gave me yet another pre-paid envelip
Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-democrat at July 11, 2010 02:00 PM (ACkhT)
In honor of the six troops lost yesterday, he's only going to do nine holes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2010 02:01 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Fresh Air at July 11, 2010 02:01 PM (CAaky)
Posted by: AD at July 11, 2010 02:02 PM (3/p/z)
When freshman GOP Congressman Smith can guarantee that he'll be a subcommittee chairman and Dem Congressman Dingus says that he'll be the tallest midget in some other committee, what leverage does he have?
Posted by: AmishDude at July 11, 2010 02:03 PM (G6Faf)
Mort Zukerman: "most antibusiness admn in decades"
Seriously? and yet you voted for the community organizer? What a loser.
http://tinyurl.com/2d8tml3
Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-democrat at July 11, 2010 02:04 PM (ACkhT)
They better lose the House or this little experiment in democracy is over. It might be anyway.
Posted by: 48%er at July 11, 2010 02:04 PM (OThQg)
Gee, all the smart people ain't so smart now, are they? We toldja back in 2008. We toldja.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 11, 2010 02:05 PM (G6Faf)
I was gonna call Robert Gibbs a highly intelligent person, but then he goes and does something like this and TOTALLY REDEEMS HIMSELF !!
Posted by: Harry from Dumb & Dumber at July 11, 2010 02:06 PM (t72+4)
This dickhead takes more vacation than anyone in the WH I can remember. How I wish we could impeach his sorry ass and send him packing back to his Marxist Black Liberationist friends back in Chi-town.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2010 02:06 PM (UOM48)
Uhh, look, the stimulus worked. We'd be in far worse economic shape if it weren't for Joe Biden's website number. Umm, we can't go back to the failed policies of the Bush years that led up to this catastrophe. Sure, umm, unemployment is higher than we anticipated but that's because you just don't understand, umm, what we're doing. Nancy Pelosi said it best when she said that we need unemployment benefits to stimulate the economy. So umm, you see, we wanted higher numbers, to give more benefits, to jummpstart the, er, economy. How do you people not understand this??
Now point me in the direction of the nearest 7-11. I want my free Slurpee.
Posted by: Bobby Gibbs at July 11, 2010 02:06 PM (q9ka9)
In honor of the six troops lost yesterday, he's only going to do nine holes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2010 06:01 PM (UOM4
That one cut like a knife.
Posted by: Pocono Joe at July 11, 2010 02:06 PM (DstWq)
I really really hope conservatives realise this is all part of their [the messaih's] strategy, the MSM does their bidding,
Until at least 40 seats are lost on Nove,ber 2, 2010, nothing is done and nothing is certain. DC Bob is just doing what he can to make people complacent and suppress voters
Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-democrat at July 11, 2010 02:06 PM (ACkhT)
Not so fast, kemosabe. They still have us. And first, we will blow them.
Posted by: The MFM at July 11, 2010 02:09 PM (swuwV)
Course so did half the indicted and soon to me indicted x governors.
Mike Easley, come on down!
Posted by: Kemp at July 11, 2010 02:09 PM (2+9Yx)
Posted by: Caiwyn at July 11, 2010 02:09 PM (NT8XN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2010 02:10 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Gabriel Malor at July 11, 2010 02:10 PM (1TvCg)
Posted by: TexasJew at July 11, 2010 02:11 PM (8yMvt)
The lefties are running big on this asinine idea that the Arizona law is somehow "immigration law" even though it grants no citizenship or residency status to anyone (unlike states that issue drivers licenses to illegals) and it deports no one, so it does nothing to affect immigragtion in the US. What it does is establish those who are in their state illegally. Even aside from the insane leftist "immigration" argument, they should have a gander at, Art IV, Sec 2:
The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States.
The Constitution recognizes, explicitly, the idea of citizens of States, so it obviously recognizes each State's RESPONSIBILITY to police its own citizenry and keep out those who cannot legally be citizens of the State.
I just had to get this out because no one ever talks about it.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at July 11, 2010 02:12 PM (Qp4DT)
Posted by: Obot at July 11, 2010 02:12 PM (HtIec)
*shakes tiny jealous fist at Jane D'oh*
'Haven't had MD blues in years. These west coast crabs are so bland. Soooo jealous!
Posted by: Y-not at July 11, 2010 02:13 PM (vxc4j)
RINO! Die RINO scum!!!!!one!
I'm torn between bite me and thinking that was funny.
Posted by: alexthechick at July 11, 2010 02:13 PM (ctFPm)
Posted by: FU52 at July 11, 2010 02:15 PM (gSCDY)
My favorite. Clean them BEFORE you boil them. SC trick.
Take off backs clean out fingers and mess. Boil them after that. Takes less time and less cleaning to eat.
Trust me on this.
Once you clean the crabs before you boil them you will never go back.. Also less waste. Clean them at the dock, throw away shell and fingers, all you got is the GOLD!
Damn I'd love some!
Posted by: Kemp at July 11, 2010 02:16 PM (2+9Yx)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 11, 2010 02:16 PM (rurh0)
Yeah, it's always poor tactics for our elected officials to tell us the truth after the tidal wave of bullshit our POTUS has been shoveling out through his piehole.
Posted by: TexasJew at July 11, 2010 02:18 PM (8yMvt)
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team, Summoner etc. at July 11, 2010 02:19 PM (eCAn3)
Sounds efficient, but personally I like the process of picking through them, including getting the Old Bay into every tiny cut on my hands. More time for beer. Very relaxing!
Posted by: Y-not at July 11, 2010 02:19 PM (vxc4j)
In honor of the six troops lost yesterday, he's only going to do nine holes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2010 06:01 PM (UOM4
If the number was, G-d forbid, over 10, he'd take one less mulligan.
Posted by: TexasJew at July 11, 2010 02:20 PM (8yMvt)
Posted by: mrp at July 11, 2010 02:20 PM (HjPtV)
Posted by: Y-not at July 11, 2010 02:21 PM (vxc4j)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 11, 2010 02:21 PM (q9ka9)
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team, Summoner etc. at July 11, 2010 06:19 PM (eCAn3)
I'll cut him some slack. He's trying to talk with Obama's dick in his mouth.
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent - fucking with democrats since the early 70's at July 11, 2010 02:22 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: mrp at July 11, 2010 06:20 PM (HjPtV)
You have to use tags. You can use <P>, but the font changes. I assume that <BR> should work without changing the font.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at July 11, 2010 02:22 PM (Qp4DT)
Posted by: Fresh Air at July 11, 2010 02:23 PM (CAaky)
Posted by: mrp at July 11, 2010 02:24 PM (HjPtV)
Posted by: Blackford Oakes at July 11, 2010 02:24 PM (w9BEi)
No No. You can still have the old bay(a must), more time to pick out the good stuff most folks don't dig for, like under the legs.
When you got a good Jumbo crab, it makes no difference, but in SC the small crabs take some work. Still, get those damn shells in the water, why take them home?
Butter, lemon, beer, crabs. I am going to heaven. Wish the commercial guys hadn't burned out our bay.
Posted by: Kemp at July 11, 2010 02:26 PM (2+9Yx)
<P> or <BR>
Posted by: progressoverpeace at July 11, 2010 02:26 PM (Qp4DT)
They are still blaming Bush after having been in control of both houses of congress for 4 years and the WH for 2 years.
They have to know that is a losing policy devoid of any logic.
This election will be the Republicans to lose. Let's hope that they manage to keep it together for at least 6 more months.
Posted by: Vic at July 11, 2010 02:26 PM (/jbAw)
Posted by: TexasJew at July 11, 2010 02:26 PM (8yMvt)
Posted by: counterpoint at July 11, 2010 02:27 PM (HtIec)
Mommy, make it stop.
What's the over and under on whether or not Gibbsy has his v-vu-zay bedazzled?
Posted by: runningrn at July 11, 2010 02:27 PM (CfmlF)
You know what I meant. You just have to put the paragraph, <P>, or line break, <BR>, tags in, but the paragraph tag changes the font to fixed.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at July 11, 2010 02:31 PM (Qp4DT)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 11, 2010 02:31 PM (q9ka9)
I want a reporter askin him every week why they are prosecuting Arizona's law for goingg against federal law but doing nothing against the sanctuary cities that are clearly violating it.
Or also why Rhode Island (which has a Democrat governor) and has already had their cops asking for i.d. when they make lawful stops, isn't being sued by the D.O.J.
Geez, I hate the MFM!
Posted by: runningrn at July 11, 2010 02:33 PM (CfmlF)
!!!!!!
Hahahahah!
You
are making this shit up right?
Posted by: Kemp at July 11, 2010 06:29 PM (2+9Yx)
Well, it wasn't too long ago her name was Huma Cooter so I'd say that's a bit of an improvement depending on how you're looking at it.
Posted by: Blazer at July 11, 2010 02:33 PM (t72+4)
Her name is now Huma Weiner
Her fathers name is Oscar Meyer.
Oh, and Blue Crabs are steamed with Old Bay and Vinegar.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 11, 2010 02:33 PM (yQWNf)
Posted by: Les Grossman at July 11, 2010 02:33 PM (HtIec)
Posted by: TexasJew at July 11, 2010 02:33 PM (8yMvt)
Posted by: CoolCzech at July 11, 2010 02:34 PM (tJjm/)
Blue crabs sound good. I disagree with Y-not, though. Dungeness crabs are very tasty.
We just finished eating a late lunch. White salmon and corn on the cob that were grilled, broccoli and a nice rice pilaf. Yum! White salmon is very tasty! I highly recommend it!
Posted by: runningrn at July 11, 2010 02:34 PM (CfmlF)
hahaha, remember when...
the Obama admin & the Democrats tried to torpedo Toyoto Corp?
my oh my, when they write the book on this decade in the 21st century...
Posted by: i'm blowing my little vizoola at July 11, 2010 02:36 PM (6Bdyj)
Posted by: runningrn at July 11, 2010 02:37 PM (CfmlF)
Huminahumina
The bride wore a gown designed by her good friend Oscar de la Renta.
Bryan Rafanelli oversaw the design and plan of the wedding celebration. The ceremony was officiated by President William Jefferson Clinton.
Posted by: Pocono Joe at July 11, 2010 02:37 PM (DstWq)
Were Peter Griffin and Gibbs separtated at birth?
The likeness is.......unexpected!
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch says... at July 11, 2010 06:34 PM (sJTmU)
I'm pretty sure Gibbs and your average rotting pumpkin were separated at birth. If they ever come out with revamps of Pumpkinhead this guy would be perfect since it will require little or no studio-makeup or prosthesis
Posted by: Blazer at July 11, 2010 02:38 PM (t72+4)
Did Gibbs note that if enough of us had noticed the frequency with which Obama voted "present" or skipped votes entirely we would have expected the current situation?
Posted by: JorgXMcKie at July 11, 2010 02:38 PM (290l2)
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2010 02:39 PM (fwW9R)
'sup, fags, this place any better than it was last night?
Posted by: Dang Straights at July 11, 2010 06:38 PM (WIWkv)
Look at MY perky tits!
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at July 11, 2010 02:40 PM (8yMvt)
Posted by: CoolCzech at July 11, 2010 02:40 PM (tJjm/)
I'm pretty sure Ears isn't worried about being cuckolded. Hoping someone will, maybe.
...and I present the definitive Gibbs picture: http://is.gd/doat2
Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 11, 2010 02:41 PM (M9BNu)
77 It's nice they could keep in the family, no?
It has to be a sham marriage. I mean, they could possibly never consummate it. One of them would break. She's a twig that would snap in two. And he's by far the daintiest little man I've ever seen. He's so unfortunate looking.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 11, 2010 02:41 PM (q9ka9)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2010 02:41 PM (P33XN)
Were Peter Griffin and Gibbs separtated at birth?
The likeness is.......unexpected!
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch says... at July 11, 2010 06:34 PM (sJTmU)
You think that's bad--
Remember the time I applied to join the Black Panthers wearing a tutu and drinking Milwaukee's Best?
Boy, was that ever weird. . . .
Posted by: Peter Griffin at July 11, 2010 02:41 PM (BP6Z1)
But that's the thing - if The Won could be fired RIGHT NOW, it wouldn't hurt him in the least. I have no doubt that he'll end up in some cushy Marxist think-tank job making waaaay more than he does as POTUS, with even more time to vacation/golf/party/fuck off. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if, should he decide not to inflict upon us run for a second term, that was the main enticement.
Posted by: antisocialist at July 11, 2010 02:41 PM (Rwudm)
Posted by: CoolCzech at July 11, 2010 06:40 PM (tJjm/)
Don't I wish . . .
Posted by: Gibbsy at July 11, 2010 02:42 PM (fwW9R)
Heather, time-out you!
Take two minutes in the coner please.
(actually that was outfreakingstanding!)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 11, 2010 02:42 PM (q9ka9)
"Heh! Heh!" (Puts big, fat stogey down).
"Everything went down without a hitch--well except the one between Weiner and Humador. (Gets misty eyed) Yeah, that was really something. I must admit I got a little nostalgic..."
Posted by: Bill Clinton, Official Wedding Officiator at July 11, 2010 02:43 PM (CfmlF)
I have to wonder if he's helping drag Obama's numbers down just because he comes across as such a self-involved asshat. It's not just his job -- he just has a magnetically repellent personality.
It turns out that both ebony and ivory are giant assholes.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2010 02:43 PM (P33XN)
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2010 02:43 PM (fwW9R)
Is "marrying people" a power granted to former presidents? Or did he answer an ad in the back of High Times to be ordained as a minister of some fake church?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 11, 2010 02:44 PM (M9BNu)
...and I present the definitive Gibbs picture: http://is.gd/doat2
Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 11, 2010 06:41 PM (M9BNu)
What a handsome guy.
Posted by: Corky from Life Goes On at July 11, 2010 02:44 PM (t72+4)
...and I present the definitive Gibbs picture: http://is.gd/doat2
Yikes! Gibbsy might want some biopsies of his forehead, that looks like a lot of pre-cancer.
Posted by: ErikW at July 11, 2010 02:45 PM (lOMqE)
Sorry if someone has already posted this.
I have been trying to figure out where I can donate to Jan Brewer's relection fund. I thought she was running for relection, but I cannot find where I can donate some money towards her campaign. Her website didn't seem to have a donate button.
Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-democrat at July 11, 2010 02:45 PM (ACkhT)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 11, 2010 06:41 PM (M9BNu)
That picture reminds me of Beaker on the Muppets (except with a fatter face). Fibbsy is a dead ringer for Beaker!
Posted by: runningrn at July 11, 2010 02:46 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 11, 2010 06:41 PM (M9BNu)
Looks like a Sesame Street reject. Only not as smart and pithy.
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2010 02:46 PM (fwW9R)
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2010 06:39 PM (fwW9R)
STRAP-on Tools, actually... FIFY
Posted by: Ombudsman at July 11, 2010 02:46 PM (y4B2y)
Snap-on Tools? Why, I remember when Billy Jean King used to endorse them.
And remember when she did those Dutch Boy paint commercials? She got to stick her finger in the dyke (dike). Whatever.
Her tennis game was so good because her racket could swing...both ways!
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch says... at July 11, 2010 02:46 PM (sJTmU)
Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2010 02:47 PM (HtIec)
Gibbs is such a tool, I bet he has a "Craftsman" logo where his nutsack should be.
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2010 06:39 PM (fwW9R)
He's not a tool, he's the entire tool shed.
Posted by: Blazer at July 11, 2010 02:47 PM (t72+4)
Is "marrying people" a power granted to former presidents? Or did he answer an ad in the back of High Times to be ordained as a minister of some fake church?
You can actually get credentialed to do that online somewhere. (One of my co-worker married two of his friends after paying money to some place on line. It was legal in WA state.)
Posted by: runningrn at July 11, 2010 02:48 PM (CfmlF)
You can actually get credentialed to do that online somewhere. (One of my co-worker married two of his friends after paying money to some place on line. It was legal in WA state.)
The Universal Life Church.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2010 02:50 PM (P33XN)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 11, 2010 06:41 PM (M9BNu)
Yepyepyepyepyepyepyepyep!
Posted by: Those funny aliens from Sesame Street at July 11, 2010 02:50 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: CoolCzech at July 11, 2010 02:50 PM (tJjm/)
Tony Snow & Dana Perino vs. Robert Gibbs & Bill Burton
I miss Tony. The epitome of a class act. And Dana is, well, Dana.
Posted by: Ombudsman at July 11, 2010 02:50 PM (y4B2y)
Ft Belvoir....
Damn. Ft. Belvoir was where my dad went for basic training in 1942 before going to Ft. Bragg to learn paratrooper skillz. I hope a whole bunch of old 82nd Airborne zombies arise and kick Barry's butt.
Posted by: PA Cat at July 11, 2010 02:51 PM (6iC1y)
Heather, Is "marrying people" a power granted to former presidents?
You got the "former" part right. That's what I thought. According to the announcement, apparently he's still president.
Posted by: Pocono Joe at July 11, 2010 02:52 PM (DstWq)
Posted by: CoolCzech at July 11, 2010 02:52 PM (tJjm/)
I wonder if Hillary used her negro dialect while attending that wedding. Remember her reciting that poem? The one that went something like "I ain't in no way tired" only she said it like "I ain't in no way tarred." Heh!
Posted by: runningrn at July 11, 2010 02:52 PM (CfmlF)
I know notary publics can do it, too. Dave Barry wrote a column about 15-20 years ago about becoming a notary and "committing" a marriage.
No idea how that stuck in the old brain pan, but I can't find my car keys.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 11, 2010 02:52 PM (M9BNu)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at July 11, 2010 02:53 PM (pov0C)
Wow, Heather... that shot reminded me of when I was curious lad of 11, and experimented with pulling back my foreskin for the first time...
Posted by: CoolCzech at July 11, 2010 06:52 PM (tJjm/)
Hey, thats about enough of that. I can't afford to replace my monitor in this economy.
Posted by: Blazer at July 11, 2010 02:53 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: FU52 at July 11, 2010 02:53 PM (gSCDY)
Posted by: CoolCzech at July 11, 2010 02:53 PM (tJjm/)
Heather, Is "marrying people" a power granted to former presidents?
You got the "former" part right. That's what I thought. According to the announcement, apparently he's still president.
Well, in Bubba's defense, he was the first Black Prezident. It always use to grate on me, though, when he was still being called "President Clinton" and Bush was President and being called "Mr. Bush."
Posted by: runningrn at July 11, 2010 02:54 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: progressoverpeace at July 11, 2010 02:54 PM (Qp4DT)
I heard she can even speak without any discernible negro dialect, at all!
Only if she chooses to, though. She is clean, articulate and bright
Posted by: runningrn at July 11, 2010 02:55 PM (CfmlF)
I wonder if Hillary used her negro dialect while attending that wedding. Remember her reciting that poem? The one that went something like "I ain't in no way tired" only she said it like "I ain't in no way tarred." Heh!
Posted by: runningrn at July 11, 2010 06:52 PM (CfmlF)
She probably put a hairball in her throat she saved from Sox so she could get the full Northeast Jewish liberal effect.
Posted by: Blazer at July 11, 2010 02:55 PM (t72+4)
I suppose you're right. But I think we'll have him through at least '16, and probably longer. With his blatant disregard of the Constitution already apparent, I see no reason why Osama Obama should regard the two-term rule as anything but applying only to those who "don't look like him," or whose middle names are not "Hussein."
Wish I was joking.
Where the Traitor-in-Chief should be is prison. It would heal a lot of wounds to see him, orange jump-suited, at Pelican Bay. Traitors should always receive the max. I like the name Barack "LWOP" Obama.
Posted by: MrScribbler at July 11, 2010 02:55 PM (Ulu3i)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2010 02:56 PM (P33XN)
Posted by: Vic at July 11, 2010 02:57 PM (/jbAw)
I heard he handed Weiner a congratulatory cigar after the ceremony.
Hillary and I like to keep our best Cubans in our Humador! Too bad there's no room in there any more what with Weiner....
Posted by: Billy Jeff, Classiest Prezident Evah! at July 11, 2010 02:57 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: runningrn at July 11, 2010 06:54 PM (CfmlF)
All of that title-giving is B.S. Same as Hannity with his Mr. Speaker with Gingrich. I'd call him Mr. Fathead.
Posted by: Pocono Joe at July 11, 2010 02:58 PM (DstWq)
Posted by: Daily Kos Poll at July 11, 2010 02:58 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at July 11, 2010 02:59 PM (pov0C)
Wow, Heather... that shot reminded me of when I was curious lad of 11, and experimented with pulling back my foreskin for the first time...
Posted by: CoolCzech at July 11, 2010 06:52 PM (tJjm/)
C'mon, man! TMI
Posted by: Ombudsman at July 11, 2010 02:59 PM (y4B2y)
Posted by: Brandon at July 11, 2010 05:58 PM (3ION3)
holy shit .. it is.
Posted by: Timbo at July 11, 2010 02:59 PM (ph9vn)
It might be because she still has at least one primary opponent. Jon at Exurban League (group of AZ bloggers) posted yesterday about one of her opponents dropping out in order to support the Governor but there is some guy named Buz Mills still challenging her for the nomination. Hope the link helps:
http://tinyurl.com/2bhn5fp
Posted by: PA Cat at July 11, 2010 02:59 PM (6iC1y)
All of that title-giving is B.S. Same as Hannity with his Mr. Speaker with Gingrich. I'd call him Mr. Fathead.
Mr. PoconoJoe, you are a great American!
Posted by: Sean Hannity at July 11, 2010 02:59 PM (CfmlF)
Yeah, what's her deal, anyway? She's.....different.
Posted by: Ombudsman at July 11, 2010 03:01 PM (y4B2y)
And just why would Gibbsy be wearing a SEIU bracelet on his arm? It ain't like he ever worked an honest job let alone a union job in his entire life, just like his boss.
Posted by: Blazer at July 11, 2010 03:01 PM (t72+4)
runningrn, I can't believe you of all people missed the epic sockfest over at Ace's Hill article!
That reminds me, I need to go take screenshots. You know first thing tomorrow they're all getting deleted.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 11, 2010 03:01 PM (q9ka9)
"Only if she chooses to, though. She is clean, articulate and bright."runningrn
Actually, more like a crooked, homely and dishonest figurehead in the Obumble Regime. It will be interesting if she bails out in 2011 to run against BHO in the 2012 Demon primary. There will be blood on the floor, so to speak. Watching these two factions of the Demon party knife each other in the back should be good entertainment.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch says... at July 11, 2010 03:02 PM (sJTmU)
Posted by: ziptie at July 11, 2010 03:03 PM (UdYT0)
Concert broadcasting now on margaritaville.com. Go crash his site so's he can't sell no more evil capitalist licensed flip flops and Adirondack chairs. Save Jimmy from himself!
Posted by: Filly at July 11, 2010 03:03 PM (ieoGB)
The NBPP will be the straw that puts odumbass down, kind of ironic huh.
I wish. Unfortunately, the MFM isn't interested in reporting on the NBPP, and the weak kneed Republicans are refusing to comment on it as well. (They don't want to be labeled "racist".) What's the point of having a Black man being head of the RNC when he will never be Black enough to criticize? (Kind of like Ken Gladney not being Black enought for the NAACP to defend against the SEIU thugs that brutalized him). We are living in bizarro universe where up is down, and right is wrong.
Posted by: Sean Hannity at July 11, 2010 03:03 PM (CfmlF)
Mara Liasson adds a "Twilight" effect to the Fox News Sunday roundtable.
Yeah, what's her deal, anyway? She's.....different.
She gets the crazy eyes sometimes. It looks like she's about to fry someone with her eyeball death rays.
Posted by: ErikW at July 11, 2010 03:03 PM (lOMqE)
Posted by: runningrn at July 11, 2010 03:03 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at July 11, 2010 03:04 PM (pov0C)
I remember that back in the day, Henry Kissinger would not appear on CNN's Crossfire because they wouldn't address him as "Dr. Kissinger". CNN's policy at the time was that they don't address people with PhD's as "Dr". So he wouldn't go on. Tool.
Posted by: Ombudsman at July 11, 2010 03:05 PM (y4B2y)
Fibbsy is a dead ringer for Beaker!
He looks like Stan's clone from South Park. The one that goes crazy and destroys everything in town.
Chomp-aChomp-aChueyChomp!
That forehead is frightful.
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2010 03:05 PM (V06SD)
They have hope, but it rests on throwing the dems out of office!
Posted by: Dan at July 11, 2010 03:05 PM (9L1z6)
Posted by: Vercingetorix at July 11, 2010 03:06 PM (MchcS)
runningrn, I can't believe you of all people missed the epic sockfest over at Ace's Hill article!
That reminds me, I need to go take screenshots. You know first thing tomorrow they're all getting deleted.
I read those this a.m. on the Monty link. I should go back and see what else has come up. I thought people were really funny. If AoS morons hadn't done all that, there would have been almost nobody commenting. Obviously Scher is completely irrelevant if he couldn't generate any interest on his own side. (Kind of poetic justice really, as he declared the Tea Party irrelevant kook fringe 18% far righties of the Republican Party).
Posted by: runningrn at July 11, 2010 03:07 PM (CfmlF)
Mara Liasson adds a "Twilight"
effect to the Fox News Sunday roundtable.
Yeah, what's
her deal, anyway? She's.....different.
She gets the crazy eyes sometimes. It looks like she's about to fry someone with her eyeball death rays.
And at least once a week she has a coughing fit or other throat problems. Ever notice that?
Posted by: Ombudsman at July 11, 2010 03:09 PM (y4B2y)
I read those this a.m. on the Monty link. I should go back and see what else has come up. I thought people were really funny. If AoS morons hadn't done all that, there would have been almost nobody commenting. Obviously Scher is completely irrelevant if he couldn't generate any interest on his own side. (Kind of poetic justice really, as he declared the Tea Party irrelevant kook fringe 18% far righties of the Republican Party).
Posted by: runningrn at July 11, 2010 07:07 PM (CfmlF)
It's like the literary version of a slaughterhouse over there now. Cher is getting pwned
Posted by: Blazer at July 11, 2010 03:09 PM (t72+4)
I remember that back in the day, Henry Kissinger would not appear on CNN's Crossfire because they wouldn't address him as "Dr. Kissinger". CNN's policy at the time was that they don't address people with PhD's as "Dr". So he wouldn't go on. Tool.
Well, Duh! That's because he's just a Doctor, not a Doctor, Doctor~!
Posted by: Rosie O'Dough-hole at July 11, 2010 03:09 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Filly at July 11, 2010 03:10 PM (ieoGB)
Posted by: dr kill at July 11, 2010 03:11 PM (w9bVp)
"...This is a guy that actually thinks he's smarter then anyone else, so completely lacking of self awareness to realize that's he's usually the dumbest fucker in a room...." lowandslow
We're talking about Gibbs and the Washington White House press corps here, not a Mensa meeting. These guys are all a bunch of self-absorbed schmucks. It's painful to watch any of these pressers (less so now that Horrible Helen is gone), the stupid is so strong with this group.
And it really hasn't changed over the years. Anyone with brains that asks intelligent questions will be shunned or blackballed.
The White House Press corps are a bunch of sissy sycophants. They are worse asskissers than the sportwriters in a one horse college football town. When the days comes when the Obama Regime and Glibbs the Tool have passed, some criticism may emerge. I remember what a vulgar a-wipe Mike McCurry was for the Clinton Clowns, and he still gets a pass. He actually made fun of Hillary! when she was in teh White House.
Craptacular, thy name is the MFM.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch says... at July 11, 2010 03:14 PM (sJTmU)
And at least once a week she has a coughing fit or other throat problems. Ever notice that?
Yeah, I wonder if she's a heavy smoker. Half the time it seems like she's choking on a piece of food.
Posted by: ErikW at July 11, 2010 03:14 PM (lOMqE)
And second runner up for Miss Congeniality at his frat 3 years in a row. Which also involved riding the pine.
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2010 03:15 PM (fwW9R)
And second runner up for Miss Congeniality at his frat 3 years in a row. Which also involved riding the pine. - Peaches
Face down.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch says... at July 11, 2010 03:16 PM (sJTmU)
Rhode Island's governor, Don Carcieri, is a Republican, and more in the Chris Christie mold than the usual Northeastern RINO one. Carcieri established the current law-enforcement policy on immigration by executive order (he'd never get the RI legislature to adopt it by statute), and it goes way beyond what Arizona does.
So why sue Arizona rather than Rhode Island? Because AZ is a red state and RI is a blue state. Arizona has to be painted as beyond the pale, as opposed to the reality that it's pretty mild.
Posted by: Dave J. at July 11, 2010 03:16 PM (DCQ0q)
That's simply not true. He was the entire soccer field.
Posted by: Blazer at July 11, 2010 03:17 PM (t72+4)
Mitt Romney endorsed Pete Hoekstra for Michigan governor?
Is the election tomorrow or something?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2010 03:17 PM (P33XN)
Posted by: FU52 at July 11, 2010 03:18 PM (gSCDY)
Yeah, I wonder if she's a heavy smoker. Half the time it seems like she's choking on a piece of food.
Oh, she smokes the pole alright...in fact, that's my wood she's choking on...oh, you said food...sacred honor compels me to leave it at that.
She smokes my pole. That's all I'll say. Honourably.
Posted by: Will Folks at July 11, 2010 03:19 PM (V06SD)
Mara Liasson is one of those women that looks totally hot and hittable one moment and then she turns her head or moves a certain way and you wonder what happened.
She's got great hair, too.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2010 03:20 PM (P33XN)
Posted by: CoolCzech at July 11, 2010 03:20 PM (tJjm/)
She gets the crazy eyes sometimes. It looks like she's about to fry someone with her eyeball death rays.
And at least once a week she
has a coughing fit or other throat problems. Ever notice that?
Posted by: Ombudsman at July 11, 2010 07:09 PM (y4B2y)
She gets low on fresh blood sometimes, which makes her throat scratchy. She usually sucks the lifeblood from a puppy before the panel, to get her through, but sometimes the heat of the lights makes the effect wear off too early. Fox is working on it.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at July 11, 2010 03:20 PM (Qp4DT)
Posted by: CoolCzech at July 11, 2010 03:22 PM (tJjm/)
Mara Liasson is one of those women that looks totally hot and hittable one moment and then she turns her head or moves a certain way and you wonder what happened.
She's got great hair, too.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2010 07:20 PM (P33XN)
I never . . . and I mean ever . . . thought I would post these words on the HQ but, Dack, you might be drinking too much.
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2010 03:22 PM (fwW9R)
Posted by: FU52 at July 11, 2010 03:22 PM (gSCDY)
Shit no, that be my wifes new credit card on his bad selfs arm, The Sapphire, from baled out Chase.
Posted by: The Kingfish at July 11, 2010 03:23 PM (2+9Yx)
Posted by: CoolCzech at July 11, 2010 03:23 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: runningrn at July 11, 2010 03:24 PM (CfmlF)
Mara Liasson is one of those women that looks totally hot and hittable one moment and then she turns her head or moves a certain way and you wonder what happened.
She's got great hair, too.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2010 07:20 PM (P33XN)
I never . . . and I mean ever . . . thought I would post these words on the HQ
but, Dack, you might be drinking too much.
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2010 07:22 PM (fwW9R)
Depending upon how much alcohol I consumed and whether or not she shaved first and could successfully hide her Adam's Apple would be just a few criteria before sacred honor kicked in and compelled me to hit that.
Posted by: Blazer at July 11, 2010 03:25 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: runningrn at July 11, 2010 07:24 PM (CfmlF)
You're right, that was epic (I read the whole damn thing this morning). Also extremely amusing was the "official" Nabisco disclaimer several comments below that.
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2010 03:26 PM (fwW9R)
Should I jump in or do I need secret instructions from the Head Ewok?
Just axing.
Posted by: Alvin, the candidate, not the Chimpmunk at July 11, 2010 03:26 PM (2+9Yx)
177 Gibbs always reminds me of the Pillsbury Doughboy.
Or the Michelin Man, I can't make up my mind.
Posted by: Pocono Joe at July 11, 2010 03:26 PM (DstWq)
I never . . . and I mean ever . . . thought I would post these words on the HQ but, Dack, you might be drinking too much.
Lol. No, that was last night. My hangover is just starting to wear off. For all I know, I slept with Mara Liasson last night. It's possible as drunk as I was.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2010 03:32 PM (P33XN)
Posted by: dr kill at July 11, 2010 03:33 PM (w9bVp)
Obviously, my standards are well below the moron norm.
I'm terrified just pondering that statement.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2010 03:35 PM (P33XN)
Lol. No, that was last night. My hangover is just starting to wear off. For all I know, I slept with Mara Liasson last night. It's possible as drunk as I was.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2010 07:32 PM (P33XN)
Sacred honor requires that I say something at this point.
I had the liaison with Liasson.
Then I played the Thrombosis on your Dack.
Posted by: Will Folks at July 11, 2010 03:36 PM (G6Faf)
Lol. No, that was last night. My hangover is just starting to wear off. For all I know, I slept with Mara Liasson last night. It's possible as drunk as I was.
Dack, as long as it wasn't doughboy, Michelin Man, Booby Fibbs! Nothing would be worse than waking up in the a.m. with your umm, "embolus" trapped in the folds of his fat.
Posted by: runningrn at July 11, 2010 03:36 PM (CfmlF)
always bentover?
Posted by: dr kill at July 11, 2010 07:35 PM (w9bVp)
I'll just silently ruminate about what the A stands for.
Posted by: Blazer at July 11, 2010 03:36 PM (t72+4)
Dana Perino. Hot.
Mara Liasson. Not.
Next up. Dogs and cats around babies? Did "Lady and the Tramp" answer that question clearly?
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch says... at July 11, 2010 03:37 PM (sJTmU)
Bill, I found your article very thought provoking and informative. I give it two sharp creases up!
BY on 07/11/2010 at 14:43
You made me snort out loud in a coffee shop. The hippies are getting suspicious.
Posted by: Filly at July 11, 2010 03:37 PM (ieoGB)
Posted by: Beto at July 11, 2010 03:38 PM (H+LJc)
Bill, I found your article very thought provoking and informative. I give it two sharp creases up!
BY on 07/11/2010 at 14:43
You made me snort out loud in a coffee shop. The hippies are getting suspicious.
Posted by: Filly at July 11, 2010 07:37 PM (ieoGB)
You're welcome : )
Posted by: Blazer at July 11, 2010 03:38 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Paul Blart, Mall Cop at July 11, 2010 03:39 PM (fwW9R)
I be a graduate of The University of South Carolina (Go Cocks), a proud veteran and an accused felon.
So helps me out here, what be the thread on The Hill I am going to be trolling?
Just axing, help a brother out here.
I'll cut you a break on my axtion figures.
A true moron. Alvin
Posted by: Alvin, the candidate, not the Chimpmunk at July 11, 2010 03:39 PM (2+9Yx)
Posted by: Blackford Oakes at July 11, 2010 07:39 PM (w9BEi)
Once again, you're welcome.
Posted by: Blazer at July 11, 2010 03:40 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Vic at July 11, 2010 06:26 PM (/jbAw)
FIFY
Posted by: sock puppeh at July 11, 2010 03:40 PM (VcPAo)
Posted by: Beto at July 11, 2010 03:41 PM (H+LJc)
Ace o Spades? Who aire ewe?? Who aire ewe? Who aire ewe???
BY on 07/10/2010 at 18:45
Hahahaha!
Posted by: gop_patriot at July 11, 2010 03:41 PM (LcrAu)
Posted by: Sarah at July 11, 2010 03:41 PM (7aNei)
Dack, as long as it wasn't doughboy, Michelin Man, Booby Fibbs! Nothing would be worse than waking up in the a.m. with your umm, "embolus" trapped in the folds of his fat.
You know the theory about the multiverse, where infinite universes exist in which every possibility plays out?
No universe exists in which I could wake up next to Robert Gibbs.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2010 03:42 PM (P33XN)
Posted by: Will Folks at July 11, 2010 03:43 PM (w9bVp)
You people that keep slamming the tea baggers can say all you want, but then you'll be done. BY on 07/11/2010 at 18:07
Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2010 03:44 PM (HtIec)
Was Nabisco X the one that said, "Triscuit. Chicken on a Biscuit. I should have though this through more." -- Malik Zulu Shamboom.
That one made me laugh for five minutes straight.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 11, 2010 03:44 PM (q9ka9)
Posted by: Sarah at July 11, 2010 07:41 PM (7aNei)
Ah Troll alert! Our fearless veteran of the Pelo-Antartic Wars is here now. I believe Sarah was a member of the Panzer Division and served with Iceman Kazanski at the Starfleet Academy.
Posted by: runningrn at July 11, 2010 03:44 PM (CfmlF)
I like Hoekstra a lot. Too bad he can'r run for President
Posted by: Ombudsman at July 11, 2010 03:44 PM (y4B2y)
Ace's article???
Give me a link, I think I found it, but who the fuck knows.
The Shadow do!
Posted by: Kemp at July 11, 2010 03:44 PM (2+9Yx)
Posted by: Sarah at July 11, 2010 07:41 PM (7aNei)
And the door swings open to allow the idiot libtards in from C&L and The Hill. Sally, don't let it hitch'ya where the good lord splitch'ya.
Posted by: Blazer at July 11, 2010 03:45 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Sarah P at July 11, 2010 03:45 PM (7aNei)
Posted by: runningrn at July 11, 2010 03:45 PM (CfmlF)
http://tinyurl.com/27z7s22
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2010 03:46 PM (fwW9R)
Posted by: Sarah P at July 11, 2010 07:45 PM (7aNei)
Wow, our trolls are crafty! I would have never seen through that tissue paper disguise. Unbelievable.
Posted by: runningrn at July 11, 2010 03:47 PM (CfmlF)
Wait a fucking minute, some MFer is using my name to post?
WTF. Give me a link, I be suing the bastard!
Posted by: Alvin, the candidate, not the Chimpmunk at July 11, 2010 03:47 PM (2+9Yx)
Robert Gibbs, boy oh boy does he seem to have a big head, and seems all smart and stuff. I think he is un amerikan. He certainly is not real Amerika
Go eat a shotgun barrel, dickhead.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2010 03:47 PM (P33XN)
Why wasn't anyone bitching at w for his vacations his first year in office, when Alquida was presented as a grave threat, which he chose to ignore?
Posted by: Sarah at July 11, 2010 07:41 PM (7aNei)
Right, because GWB took three vacations in two months after the towers got hit. Thanks for reminding us ! And now......you will blow me.
Posted by: Blazer at July 11, 2010 03:48 PM (t72+4)
Then he remembered spray cheese and was man enough to dial it back. I actually have a lot of respect for the guy.
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2010 03:48 PM (fwW9R)
Posted by: Beto at July 11, 2010 03:49 PM (H+LJc)
Posted by: Filly at July 11, 2010 03:51 PM (ieoGB)
Gibbs is what you get when that doesn't happen.
Posted by: Hey.Wheres.Barry at July 11, 2010 03:51 PM (hyP1j)
Posted by: Beto at July 11, 2010 03:51 PM (H+LJc)
Blazer, seriously. Thought patterns show "Sarah" is a pre-pubescent boy.
Posted by: Beto at July 11, 2010 07:51 PM (H+LJc)
Dum-Dum ?
Posted by: Blazer at July 11, 2010 03:52 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: eman at July 11, 2010 03:54 PM (132iP)
Posted by: GarandFan at July 11, 2010 03:54 PM (6mwMs)
I hereby claim and swear, I will increase defense spending and spending on Gods good will, except where his will wants to help the poor. Them poor are just damned lazy and we shalt keep forcing them to have kids, and not providing for them, in HIS name.
Posted by: Sarah P at July 11, 2010 03:55 PM (7aNei)
Note to self: order new knee pads -- economy pack?
Posted by: Gibbsy at July 11, 2010 03:55 PM (fwW9R)
He's a MASTER of disguise! Hey "Sarah", "Sarah P"., "Raygun", "Ray-Con", "Person of Stupid" or whoever you are, you got something green and crusty hanging in your left nostril.
Posted by: runningrn at July 11, 2010 03:56 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Filly at July 11, 2010 03:56 PM (ieoGB)
That's actually rather profound, HWB.
(Although, as inspiration for The Most Interesting Man in the World, women love me and men want to BE me. And yes, my mother does indeed have a tattoo on her arm that reads :Son")
Posted by: Ombudsman at July 11, 2010 03:56 PM (y4B2y)
LOL
Usual suspects. Do you think the fuckers at the Hill have any clue how much they have be had?
This could be a regular feature. Like flash parties. Morons take over some liberal thread? More fun than the ONT?
Wait, be quiet now. AoSHQ group link?
Posted by: Kemp at July 11, 2010 03:57 PM (2+9Yx)
Posted by: denny crane at July 11, 2010 03:57 PM (I+7Zv)
I hereby claim and swear, I will increase defense spending and spending on Gods good will, except where his will wants to help the poor. Them poor are just damned lazy and we shalt keep forcing them to have kids, and not providing for them, in HIS name. You really are a person of epic stupid. Yeesh.
Posted by: runningrn at July 11, 2010 03:57 PM (CfmlF)
Spelling and composition is what a fifth or sixth grader would spout from the little it absorbed from its single mother and her effeminate boyfriend (gender classification optional)
Posted by: Beto at July 11, 2010 03:58 PM (H+LJc)
I denounce myself. He came back and busted out a "Yes we can!" thereby doubling down on rapidly plummeting merchandise, beer, and ticket sales. Because when you're opening a new hotel in the worst economy since the Great Depression, what you need to do is piss off 50% of your fan base.
Posted by: Filly at July 11, 2010 03:58 PM (ieoGB)
Try Raykon Blazer.
Posted by: buzzion at July 11, 2010 07:55 PM (oVQFe)
CONS !!!!!! ARRRRRRGHHHH !!!
Posted by: Raykon Tiberius Kirk at July 11, 2010 03:58 PM (t72+4)
Holy shit I am only to the first 100 posts and I think I am on the ONT.
LOL
Usual suspects. Do you think the fuckers at the Hill have any clue how much they have be had?
This could be a regular feature. Like flash parties. Morons take over some liberal thread? More fun than the ONT?
Wait, be quiet now. AoSHQ group link?
Posted by: Kemp at July 11, 2010 07:57 PM (2+9Yx)
I was sorry I missed all the fun that the other morons had with their sacking and pillaging over at Crooks & Liars last night. : )
Posted by: Blazer at July 11, 2010 04:00 PM (t72+4)
Wait, be quiet now. AoSHQ group link?
Posted by: Kemp at July 11, 2010 07:57 PM (2+9Yx)
Trial run at Crooks and Liars last night. http://tinyurl.com/33kmrju
Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2010 04:01 PM (HtIec)
I am not stupid. I am a real amerkan and you hate America. I was the govenator of the fine state of Alaska, and killed many a meece and now its my turn to lead this great nation to prosperity. Amen.
Posted by: Sarah P at July 11, 2010 04:01 PM (7aNei)
What about forcing all teh gheys to have unprotected buttsecks? Step you game up, troll.
Posted by: Blackford Oakes at July 11, 2010 04:05 PM (w9BEi)
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2010 04:05 PM (fwW9R)
It is for this reason that I think that somewhere in there it says you should have somebody take your money and possessions to give it to others rather than you engaging in charity out of your own free will, and that government should be the one to do it. (It is also for this reason that major Democratic politicians are often so stingy in their own charitable giving.)
I will breathe hatred for every aspect of religion except when I make the case it should determine your politics--though only in the few instances where it bears some faint connection to my agenda.
This makes me better than the teabaggers, Sarah Palin, and anyone who is a genuinely good person for some reason, but not one I have been able to articulate yet.
Posted by: Raygun at July 11, 2010 04:05 PM (3/p/z)
Posted by: eman at July 11, 2010 04:05 PM (132iP)
7aNei is a leet hacker sooper-genius. Just ask him.
(Don't make fun of Leo DeCaprio around him, though. The tears are unstoppable.)
Posted by: Waterhouse at July 11, 2010 04:06 PM (RtEiE)
Posted by: Waterhouse at July 11, 2010 08:06 PM (RtEiE)
You think that's bad, try telling him Justin Bieber is jail bait.
Posted by: Blazer at July 11, 2010 04:09 PM (t72+4)
Actually, have you noticed how in the past Obama is?
Keynsian economics, a pre-Ayatollah foreign policy, it's like Obama was frozen in time after that 1983 article he wrote about how lefties should band together against Reagan or something.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 11, 2010 04:09 PM (G6Faf)
I've run my share of grass
Made enough money to buy Miami
But I pissed it away so fast
Because I just couldn't shut up and sing....
Posted by: Filly at July 11, 2010 04:10 PM (ieoGB)
Oh, Peaches, you're SOOO BAD!
Let's do it! Ace needs to email everyone for the day of terror!
Quiet now!!
Posted by: Kemp at July 11, 2010 04:10 PM (2+9Yx)
Now I don't agree with God on that one, as we should all be free, as freedom is Gods will, ceptin when its not his will.
Posted by: Sarah P at July 11, 2010 04:10 PM (7aNei)
Posted by: eman at July 11, 2010 04:10 PM (132iP)
Keynsian economics, a pre-Ayatollah foreign policy, it's like Obama was frozen in time after that 1983 article he wrote about how lefties should band together against Reagan or something.
I'm calling bullshit. There's no proof whatsoever that Barry ever wrote an article. On anything.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2010 04:11 PM (P33XN)
Posted by: Blackford Oakes at July 11, 2010 04:11 PM (w9BEi)
I said it last night and I'll say it again: Leonardo DeCaprio is an effeminate pussy. Is there really any doubt as to the veracity of this statement?
Posted by: Ombudsman at July 11, 2010 04:11 PM (y4B2y)
Nancy's in the closet,
It makes me so sad,
I wanna take out my gun,
and cap this bitch.
Posted by: south park kenye west at July 11, 2010 04:11 PM (HtIec)
Posted by: Waterhouse at July 11, 2010 08:06 PM (RtEiE)
Wait...didn't Leo come out and admit he loves the cock??? Or is ALGore getting divorced for no reason at all??
Posted by: Portnoy at July 11, 2010 04:11 PM (azgo2)
Oh, Peaches, you're SOOO BAD!
Let's do it! Ace needs to email everyone for the day of terror!
Quiet now!!
Posted by: Kemp at July 11, 2010 08:10 PM (2+9Yx)
I've been looking forward to the opportunity to end a scintillating and captivating conversation with Jane Hamsher with:
.......and then you will blow me.
Let's do it.
Posted by: Blazer at July 11, 2010 04:12 PM (t72+4)
"Nabisco X" is a fabulous name. I want to steal it.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 11, 2010 04:13 PM (M9BNu)
Now I don't agree with God on that one...
See, I mean, if I actually read the Bible, like once, I might know it wasn't God who said that.
Me smart!
Posted by: Raygun at July 11, 2010 04:14 PM (3/p/z)
Here is the linky, all tinyurled for your clicking pleasure: http://tinyurl.com/lp29kk
Posted by: AmishDude at July 11, 2010 04:14 PM (G6Faf)
.......and then you will blow me.
Let's do it.
Date and Time, Date and Time, Date and Time? Or we could slum it and do DU
Posted by: Ombudsman at July 11, 2010 04:15 PM (y4B2y)
Posted by: Eric, the NBP man at July 11, 2010 04:15 PM (2+9Yx)
Posted by: Easy Bake at July 11, 2010 04:15 PM (132iP)
Posted by: Logarithm X at July 11, 2010 04:16 PM (G6Faf)
Posted by: typical lib at July 11, 2010 04:16 PM (w9BEi)
Finally read through all the AoSHQ comments on The Hill.
"Nabisco X" is a fabulous name. I want to steal it.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 11, 2010 08:13 PM (M9BNu)
It's a comedy goldmine over there. A sockpuppet family reunion. I hope lacey keeps her promise and gets some screen-shots of it because come tomorrow it's going bye-bye and it would be a shame not to document that epicness.
Posted by: Blazer at July 11, 2010 04:17 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Nighthawk at July 11, 2010 04:17 PM (aup+f)
I run to "Give You Hell" on my mP3 player, and at the end of it I always imagine Chuck Norris kicking in the door of the House chamber, freshman Tea Partiers rushing down the aisles, and a tug-of-war with Granny Botox for the gavel, which ends in her falling headfirst off the lectern. It's very energizing.
Last time I ran with it, I did four miles.
Posted by: Filly at July 11, 2010 04:17 PM (ieoGB)
And dancing wildly after biting the gavel from Boehner's hand she did not see her peril and fell into the Freedom Fry vat.
Posted by: Beto at July 11, 2010 04:17 PM (H+LJc)
Posted by: AmishDude at July 11, 2010 04:19 PM (G6Faf)
How quickly we forget.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 11, 2010 04:19 PM (M9BNu)
Nancy: "I have to pass some more legislation to see what's in it!"
Posted by: Waterhouse at July 11, 2010 04:19 PM (RtEiE)
We are morally righteous only when our soldiers are bleeding and dying in the effort!
Posted by: Martha Radditz at July 11, 2010 04:20 PM (H+LJc)
Here is the linky, all tinyurled for your clicking pleasure: http://tinyurl.com/lp29kk
Posted by: AmishDude at July 11, 2010 08:14 PM (G6Faf)
Yeah, that article reads like it was written by a stoned 13 year old. The Indonesian Imbecile really pushed himself to spit out that turd. In his (relative) defense, however, Sotomayor, when she was at Princeton, didn't think that adjectives existed in Spanish, which puts her below the Indonesian - hard to believe, but true.
Isn't affirmative action great. There's no national death like one from affirmative action. It will be ... unprecedented.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at July 11, 2010 04:20 PM (Qp4DT)
Posted by: NASA X at July 11, 2010 04:20 PM (swuwV)
Have you ever been to Crawford in the summer?
Ain't no vacation. He was working from home.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 11, 2010 04:20 PM (G6Faf)
Sorry Blazer, been busy.
Been digging up this pic for a friend. He gets angry when I'm make Obi Teh Wun ghey jokes.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 11, 2010 04:21 PM (q9ka9)
Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2010 04:21 PM (HtIec)
The Bill of Rights is the name by which the first 10 amendments to the constitution were enacted in 1789 as a series of articles, and came into effect on December 15, 1791
Posted by: Kemp at July 11, 2010 04:21 PM (2+9Yx)
It's a comedy goldmine over there. A sockpuppet family reunion. I hope lacey keeps her promise and gets some screen-shots of it because come tomorrow it's going bye-bye and it would be a shame not to document that epicness.
We'll always have that afternoon on the beach, Blazer.
Posted by: Horny Female Dolphin at July 11, 2010 04:21 PM (V06SD)
I thinks god was referring to corporaste slavery to your corporate master. After HE answers me I will gits back to u alls on the definitive answer.
Posted by: Sarah P at July 11, 2010 04:21 PM (7aNei)
I think Obama's so in the past that he gave away iPods as gifts only because he'd just converted his 8-track tapes the month before.
Unfortunately for him, his collection of The Fifth Dimension 8 tracks were too worn out to be copied. It ruined his entire summer.
Posted by: ErikW at July 11, 2010 04:22 PM (lOMqE)
Posted by: Martha Radditz at July 11, 2010 08:20 PM (H+LJc)
Bring back gangrene!!!
Posted by: Some wingnut at July 11, 2010 04:22 PM (fwW9R)
Posted by: typical lib
Rocks and spears at forty paces?
Posted by: huerfano at July 11, 2010 04:22 PM (rqC5o)
Posted by: Logarithm X at July 11, 2010 08:16 PM (G6Faf)
You're a backwards thinker. You smell like decay.
You're right. You do have the best Nation of islam name.
Posted by: Exponential X at July 11, 2010 04:22 PM (Qp4DT)
Posted by: Guy Who Shouts En Fuego! at July 11, 2010 04:23 PM (ieoGB)
I can remember the media making a huge deal out of President George H.W. Bush going on vacation. They'd always show pictures of him on a speedboat at Kennebunkport. The implication was always that the president was living it up while the economy tanked (early 1990s recession).
Things immediately improved when Clenis was elected!!!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2010 04:23 PM (P33XN)
I'm pretty sure they keep fucking of their own volition. *ponder*
Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 11, 2010 04:23 PM (M9BNu)
Dude, it's not my job to do your homework for you. I'm not even religious. I do make a point of learning about something before I advocate or attack it, which is why I have my politics and you have yours.
In general, my personal experience though, has been that the religious people I grew up with were good charitable well-meaning people and the militant atheists (not all atheists or agnostics, of which I am one, or even all militant atheists--but the large bulk of them including you) are dirtbags who get sick of religion telling them they're dirtbags so they develop an animosity to it.
In the hours upon hours you'll spend attacking a position or supporting a position, you might want to take a second and actually learn about it before wasting time, but first you will blow me.
Posted by: Raygun at July 11, 2010 04:23 PM (3/p/z)
Sorry Blazer, been busy.
Been digging up this pic for a friend. He gets angry when I'm make Obi Teh Wun ghey jokes.
I had to give him something to chew on.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 11, 2010 08:21 PM (q9ka9)
Holy fucking shit ! You have got to be kidding me ?
Posted by: Blazer at July 11, 2010 04:23 PM (t72+4)
Oh and while I was over at the Buzz, I found this gem.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 11, 2010 08:23 PM (q9ka9)
Who's the man on the left with the chic ?
Posted by: Blazer at July 11, 2010 04:25 PM (t72+4)
I had to give him something to chew on.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 11, 2010 08:21 PM (q9ka9)
Nice, lacey. Very nice.
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2010 04:25 PM (fwW9R)
You have got to be kidding me ?
Is there a problem there?
You sit sit-by-side on a couches with your male friends like that right? Don't all men?
Give a new meaning to POKE-e-stan, eh?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 11, 2010 04:26 PM (q9ka9)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 11, 2010 04:26 PM (M9BNu)
Where will you find the most active strains of puritanism today?
San Francisco.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 11, 2010 04:27 PM (G6Faf)
Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at July 11, 2010 04:29 PM (oL8lS)
You sit sit-by-side on a couches with your male friends like that right? Don't all men?
I have NEVER sat that close to a male friend. That is as ghey as the volleyball scene in Top Gun.
Posted by: Ombudsman at July 11, 2010 04:29 PM (y4B2y)
Yes, I get sick of religion telling me what to do. I want to be free. I am tired of paying for others kids school. I am tired of a false morality forced upon me. I am tired of delusional people twisting His supposed word, to make themselves physically comfortable.
Posted by: Sarah P at July 11, 2010 04:29 PM (7aNei)
Well, Jimmy, enjoy flying on out of the Gulf on one of your four private jets, which of course runs on the unicorn droppings littering the streets of Key West.
Posted by: Guy Who Shouts En Fuego! at July 11, 2010 04:30 PM (ieoGB)
Posted by: Blackford Oakes at July 11, 2010 04:31 PM (w9BEi)
Is there a problem there?
You sit sit-by-side on a couches with your male friends like that right? Don't all men?
Give a new meaning to POKE-e-stan, eh?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 11, 2010 08:26 PM (q9ka9)
Yea, right before breaking into the "you know how I know you're gay ?" monologue.
Posted by: Blazer at July 11, 2010 04:35 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Easy Bake at July 11, 2010 04:35 PM (132iP)
Posted by: eman at July 11, 2010 04:38 PM (132iP)
No salt.
No trans-fats.
No carbon.
No guns.
Or butter.
No cussin'.
No DDT.
--------------------------------------------
So ... I can smoke?
Posted by: progressoverpeace at July 11, 2010 04:40 PM (Qp4DT)
Tax breaks for hybrids people who don't pay taxes.
Posted by: Your Democrat betters, you stupid fuck at July 11, 2010 04:41 PM (DCQ0q)
You're more than happy to twist religious quotes to support your own politics as these threads show in spades. Spare me. As far as being tired of paying for other kids schools and being free, since when is school choice a part of the Democratic Party platform and since when is ending public school on the plank of the Republican Party? For that matter since when is there anything in the Bible, Torah, whatever mandating public schooling period?
There is absolutely no difference between you and the people you criticize except you have your morality and they have theirs, and they actually bother to learn about what they attack.
Now I'm still waiting for you to blow me.
Posted by: Raygun at July 11, 2010 04:41 PM (3/p/z)
Wait, did someone mention God? And, no, you can't choose your school.
Posted by: Dept. of Education at July 11, 2010 04:46 PM (3/p/z)
Not mandating schooling, mandating (if they could) birth control an abortion. If religious folks want to limit birth control and limit abortions then maybe they should pay for the results (kids schooling at an average of 12k per year per kid). Oh my.
Posted by: Sarah P at July 11, 2010 04:47 PM (7aNei)
No Wal-Mart, Whole Foods, Fox News or Arizona. Yes to GE, on whatever they want, since they own MSNBC.
No bailouts for "foreign" car factories in the South (un-owned by the UAW), but yes to bailouts for the Big Three's plants in Mexico and China.
Posted by: Your Democrat betters, you stupid fuck at July 11, 2010 04:47 PM (DCQ0q)
Hopefully you'll never be punished with a baby. That'd show your snarky ass a thing or two about who's right and who's wrong.
Posted by: Barry S. at July 11, 2010 04:48 PM (fwW9R)
Posted by: Your Democrat betters, you stupid fuck at July 11, 2010 04:50 PM (RtEiE)
Really, so if I think it should be illegal to kill one-year olds, I should be forced to pay to raise them too?
So now, whether it's illegal to kill someone or not depends entirely on whether I want to pay for their upkeep.
Cool.
Posted by: Raygun at July 11, 2010 04:50 PM (3/p/z)
Barton was brilliant. Read Che; he tells that among the essential lessons of guerilla warefare is using the enemy's resources. Pushing a story into the MSM is a major coup. It gets to democrats and 'independents' that no conservative ads will reach. You aren't going to get your ideal narrative to them, but reaching them via MSNBC and CNN with a story that blames Obama and highlights his lies in a way that will resonate wtih them, is huge. Especially the stupid middle, who don't know or remember history from 2008. For them, why wouldn't it be Obama's war?
Posted by: dusty at July 11, 2010 04:50 PM (j8aSQ)
Posted by: Will Folks at July 11, 2010 04:53 PM (w9bVp)
Hey, I got an idea -- it should be legal to kill retarded people and the elderly. Their upkeep is exorbitant. This line of logic gets better and better.
Posted by: Raygun at July 11, 2010 04:53 PM (3/p/z)
Posted by: i'm blowing my little vizoola at July 11, 2010 06:04 PM (wPbBz)
Who the hell are you?
(not gonna check the hash)
Because that nick just cracks me up every. single. time. I see it!
Posted by: Deety at July 11, 2010 04:53 PM (aVzyR)
And don't forget the Negroes and other racial inferior types.
Posted by: Margaret Sanger, your Democrat better, you stupid fuck at July 11, 2010 04:57 PM (DCQ0q)
So now, whether it's illegal to kill someone or not depends entirely on whether I want to pay for their upkeep."
How about we just stick with what we have now? Whatever the current abortion laws are as the courts have studied the issue. But of course the right knows better than the courts (God whispering in their ear again).
The right loves their money so much, you would think that free abortions (around 1k, just guessing) is a bargain compared to paying 12k per year for schools?
Or should everyone pay for their own kids school? Amen to everyone paying for their own kids.
Posted by: Sarah P at July 11, 2010 04:58 PM (7aNei)
Posted by: Sarah P at July 11, 2010 08:58 PM (7aNei)
For their own kids, their own bad-habit rehabs, their own rent, their own food, their own muthafuckin' retirement funds, well, you get where I'm coming from.
Posted by: Gigi Gaston at July 11, 2010 05:00 PM (fwW9R)
What's so special about the law right now, as opposed to when I decided black people could never be citizens?
Posted by: Roger B. Taney, your Democrat better, you stupid fuck at July 11, 2010 05:03 PM (DCQ0q)
How much was I worth again before they stuck my Chivas-soaked corpse in the dirt?
Posted by: Ted Kennedy at July 11, 2010 05:03 PM (RtEiE)
Why do we even bother HAVING trolls if they're all just drooling idiots?
Jeez, peeps, go look at the Hill "debate" page and see how it's done!
Posted by: Merovign, Strong On His Mountain at July 11, 2010 05:03 PM (bxiXv)
People don't want to pay for it and the federal government doesn't want to handle the problem -- now I won't say what Sarah P. here would say, that it should be alright to kill them, because even though I'm not religious I have an once of morality.
But! Following the same logic...maybe we shouldn't allow any illegals in this country unless liberals like Sarah P. are planning on forking over their own salaries for their upkeep.
Again, unlike Sarah P.'s and Margaret Sanger's logic, I *am* totally against killing them.
I await your Nobel...and I want the economics one; the peace prize is for pussies.
Posted by: Raygun at July 11, 2010 05:04 PM (3/p/z)
Because I don't want blood on my hands even if you're cool with it?
Whatever the current abortion laws are as the courts have studied the issue.
Yeah, the courts are experts on morality and philosophical issues; I'm sure my colleague, Roger Taney here, could elaborate on them.
Or should everyone pay for their own kids school? Amen to everyone paying for their own kids.
I missed the part where either I or anybody else here is planning to do away with public schools.
Posted by: Raygun at July 11, 2010 05:07 PM (3/p/z)
Posted by: Merovign, Strong On His Mountain at July 11, 2010 05:11 PM (bxiXv)
You know it!
Posted by: Jamie Dimon at July 11, 2010 09:11 PM (3/p/z)
I saw him first, asshole.
Posted by: Jon Corzine at July 11, 2010 05:12 PM (3/p/z)
The right loves their money so much,
Not ass much as those limousine liberals do. Just about all of the ones in Congress are millionaires and they didn't get that way from giving their money to idiots like you.
Posted by: Blazer at July 11, 2010 05:12 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Raygun at July 11, 2010 09:07 PM (3/p/z)
(raises hand)
IMHO it's beyond repair. Replacement is the only option, and I don't see the current Federal or State governments doing it right.
The transition would not be nice, just nicer than what we have now.
Posted by: Merovign, Strong On His Mountain at July 11, 2010 05:13 PM (bxiXv)
I also would shut that shit down tomorrow if it were in my power to do so.
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2010 05:15 PM (fwW9R)
Hate to break it to you, but the courts aren't infallible. Of course, as soon as a court rules in a way you don't like, you'll suddenly rediscover that fact.
Posted by: koopy at July 11, 2010 05:18 PM (awinc)
Posted by: Sarah P at July 11, 2010 05:20 PM (7aNei)
Yes, and following this logic, if either you or I or any liberals or any conservatives do not chip in to help one-year olds, it's okay to kill them.
Posted by: Raygun at July 11, 2010 05:22 PM (3/p/z)
Kirsten Powers was on some sort of blah-blah panel and they were stupidly blah-blahing about the media coverage of the DOJ suit against AZ.
She usually does a yeoman's job carrying water for the DNC and comes off as pretty low-key, credible IMHO.
She went through some pretty tortuous and spectacular (for her) gymnastics trying to make sure that everyone got the point that only the Fed Gov has any jurisdiction over "foreign persons".
She seemed to be really pushing that point.
So, if someone flies in from Denmark and decides to loot, pillage, rape and plunder in Tucson, the TPD and Pima County Sheriff's Dpt. should be all "hands off", until the Feds get there to deal with this foreign person?
Posted by: Deety at July 11, 2010 05:24 PM (aVzyR)
fify
Posted by: Boxer Campaign Director at July 11, 2010 05:24 PM (fwW9R)
But not illegal immigrants, Sarah P., on that I draw the line!
Posted by: Raygun at July 11, 2010 05:25 PM (3/p/z)
Maybe the Obama-camp should hold a "special election" in Mexico; and if they are as popular as they have been prioritizing (instead of Governing) go RULE Mexico...
That way we can eliminate election fraud during U.S. mid-terms without them; they can do their experimental rationing healthcare; we can keep our Sovereignty; and everybody is happy.
Posted by: Just a thought at July 11, 2010 05:30 PM (LZnr5)
Posted by: Merovign, Strong On His Mountain at July 11, 2010 05:31 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Sarah P at July 11, 2010 05:32 PM (7aNei)
She seemed to be really pushing that point.
Posted by: Deety at July 11, 2010 09:24 PM (aVzyR)
Yes. It was an amazing amount of stupidity - though not unusual for the left (or Powers). Her "foreign persons" statement was so spectacularly stupid that I mentioned it on a thread yesterday right as I saw it. This is beyond even normal leftarditude.
I like to note, for all the retarded leftist who continue on with this insane idea that States have no role in checking the legality of their population, that the Constituion mentions in Art IV, Sec 2:
"The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States."
with the notion of State citizenship clearly stating that those States have the responsibility and power to ensure that their states have only those who are legally allowed to be there, and the State has the right to maintain the integrity of the legality of all present in its mission to its own State citizenry and guests.
The way the idiot leftards are arguing this case, no state would be able to do anything that has some measure of federal jurisdiction to it (like everything, since federal civil rights law covers just about everything one could possibly think of) and no state could do anything about a "foreign person" including asking that person if he is foreign ... which means that States, in the twisted world of Kristin Powers and her co-religionist America-haters, wouldn't be able to do anything to anybody.
In the end, the US must make a choice. It will be The Precedent or the US. Both will not make it through the Indonesian's term, intact.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at July 11, 2010 05:36 PM (Qp4DT)
Posted by: Sarah P at July 11, 2010 09:32 PM (7aNei)
Only takes you seconds to come back around to government handouts. Or were you going to pay for it?
P.S. I'll take 400 condoms, please.
Posted by: Merovign, Strong On His Mountain at July 11, 2010 05:37 PM (bxiXv)
How do shou zink I haven't been arvestid yet?
Posted by: George Soros at July 11, 2010 05:38 PM (w9BEi)
Posted by: Sarah P at July 11, 2010 09:32 PM (7aNei)
Make it mandatory for anyone receiving any type of government assistance (including attendance at any public school), and I'll gladly chip in.
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2010 05:39 PM (fwW9R)
I'm all for it, for a start at least. After that, we can step it up to involuntary sterilization.
Posted by: Margaret Sanger, your Democrat better, you stupid fuck at July 11, 2010 05:42 PM (DCQ0q)
Posted by: John Holdren at July 11, 2010 05:44 PM (w9BEi)
Posted by: The Pope at July 11, 2010 05:49 PM (7aNei)
Posted by: Reverand Jim Wallis at July 11, 2010 05:50 PM (w9BEi)
Posted by: The Pope at July 11, 2010 09:49 PM (7aNei)
Certainly not! We can't have filthy papists reproducing all over the place and polluting America's gene pool.
Posted by: Margaret Sanger, your Democrat better, you stupid fuck at July 11, 2010 05:51 PM (DCQ0q)
Posted by: God at July 11, 2010 05:53 PM (7aNei)
Posted by: John Holdren at July 11, 2010 05:56 PM (w9BEi)
See by this same logic, we need to kill all retarded people and the elderly. People die in car accidents or from heart attacks all the time.
It's nature, people.
Posted by: Raygun at July 11, 2010 05:58 PM (3/p/z)
Posted by: God at July 11, 2010 09:53 PM (7aNei)
As there are many doors, there are many Gods. Some are false Gods, like, for example, a KOS Kiddie who hijacks Sarah Palin's name to troll a website, and then tried to step into the shoes of The Almighty.
Posted by: Merovign, Strong On His Mountain at July 11, 2010 05:59 PM (bxiXv)
Margaret Sanger, you were onto something.
Posted by: Raygun at July 11, 2010 06:01 PM (3/p/z)
Posted by: God at July 11, 2010 06:11 PM (7aNei)
Do I have to repeat I'm not religious or is that still escaping you?
Posted by: Raygun at July 11, 2010 06:12 PM (3/p/z)
But you are agnostic? What did CS Lewis say about agnostics?
Posted by: God at July 11, 2010 06:16 PM (7aNei)
Don't particularly care what C.S. Lewis said about agnostics. I do get a kick out of the idea, genius, that you spent this entire thread mocking people being against abortion because it's in the Bible, yet you now on the same day are arguing the opposite.
Your reading was quick. I'm impressed.
Posted by: Raygun at July 11, 2010 06:18 PM (3/p/z)
The bad news is that the GOP can't be counted on to keep up the pressure.
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at July 11, 2010 06:20 PM (rXbvW)
The right is obsessed about abortion but equally obsessed about not helping the least able to help themselves.
Posted by: God at July 11, 2010 06:22 PM (7aNei)
That's right, bitch - OUR money.
Posted by: antisocialist at July 11, 2010 06:27 PM (Rwudm)
Projection much? That's not the real right: it's the strawman right that only exists in your self-important fantasies. YOU are the one obviously obsessed with abortion.
Meanwhile, conservatives give far more to charity than do "progressives." "Helping the least help themselves" does not actually mean helping the government to help itself to everything.
Posted by: Sigmund Freud, your better, you stupid fuck at July 11, 2010 06:27 PM (DCQ0q)
So, as a lefty, I'm just going to bypass the whole "is it murder" question and just bash rightwingers...
Murder...not murder..."are rightwingers hypocrites?" is the more important question.
This bring up a timeless quote.
The reason any conservative's failing is always major news is that it allows liberals to engage in their very favorite taunt: Hypocrisy! Hypocrisy is the only sin that really inflames them. Inasmuch as liberals have no morals, they can sit back and criticize other people for failing to meet the standards that liberals simply renounce. It's an intriguing strategy. By openly admitting to being philanderers, draft dodgers, liars, weasels and cowards, liberals avoid ever being hypocrites.
Again, so by not taking care of one-year olds, should killing one-year olds now be legal?
Posted by: Raygun at July 11, 2010 06:29 PM (3/p/z)
So, magically, when a sperm and egg connect, we have a human?
Posted by: God at July 11, 2010 06:33 PM (7aNei)
No, we have Natasha Henstridge from Species who will mate with us and then kill us all. Quick abort it before it's too late!
Posted by: Raygun at July 11, 2010 06:39 PM (3/p/z)
I hereby commandeth all men, no more spillingeth thy seed on thy soil.
And all women, I commandeth you shall cast out your demon seed, once a month, as I have seen your evil.
Makes sense to me.
Posted by: God at July 11, 2010 06:45 PM (7aNei)
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I hereby commandeth all men, no more spillingeth thy seed on thy soil.
And all women, I commandeth you shall cast out your demon seed, once a month, as I have seen your evil.
These statements are incompatible. Can you figure out why or did you not take basic biology, you idiot?
Posted by: Raygun at July 11, 2010 06:47 PM (3/p/z)
I am God, I do not believe in science, as does neither most of my followers. I trained them to have faith, no matter how crazy or contrary the science (evidence).
Posted by: God at July 11, 2010 06:52 PM (7aNei)
Posted by: God at July 11, 2010 10:46 PM (7aNei)
Definitely the smartest thing you've said all day.
Posted by: Sigmund Freud, your better, you stupid fuck at July 11, 2010 06:54 PM (DCQ0q)
Good luck to them. I hope they make it out alive.
Posted by: Raygun at July 11, 2010 06:55 PM (3/p/z)
I murder millions of them every time I spilleth my seed onto the soil. Call me evil. Call me man.
Posted by: God at July 11, 2010 06:57 PM (7aNei)
31 A little OT, regarding Axelrod's Fox interview.........
"The Constitution recognizes, explicitly, the idea of citizens of States, so it obviously recognizes each State's RESPONSIBILITY to police its own citizenry and keep out those who cannot legally be citizens of the State.
I just had to get this out because no one ever talks about it."
***********************************************
That's because it is utter crackpotism.
In Massachusetts, the AG recently stated explicitly, infamously, and correctly that "it's not illegal (under state law) to be illegal" (in the federal sense) in Massachusetts. If it's not illegal, etc. then what is the legal bar for an illegal to become a legal citizen of Mass., in your reading of the situation, as well as the Mass. AG's????? When I declared residency in Mass all I had to do was show some electrical bills and bank accounts, not a passport.
May I point out to you further, sir, that there is no such thing as a "citizen of Massachusetts", in the sense that Massachusetts and other states are not sovereign nations? They do not issue passports, and are proscribed by the Constitution from engaging in a whole panoply of functions left to the federal government, including making treaties, engaging in War against foreign nations, imposing tariffs and the like.
How about some citations from court cases to bolster your unsupported case?
Posted by: John McCrapweasel at July 11, 2010 06:57 PM (GNTj/)
The Pubs have a list of things to use against the Dems that is as thick as the NYC phone book....if they want to, of course.
Posted by: Luca Brasi at July 11, 2010 06:59 PM (8JB7Y)
Yo, dumbass, did your biology teacher explain to you that your semen connects with an egg only if you're having sex with another person? It doesn't look like it.
Now go back to supporting stabbing a pair of scissors into skulls and sucking out the brains of kids with a straw.
You'll be able to tell people one day you made comments against rightwingers on the internet and I'm sure that'll make up for it.
Posted by: Raygun at July 11, 2010 07:02 PM (3/p/z)
as you are
he as you are
me and we are all together.
Lets all be friends. How about it?
Posted by: Walrus and Bono at July 11, 2010 07:03 PM (7aNei)
Really? The 14th Amendment expressly says otherwise:
"All persons born or naturalized in the United States and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside." [emphasis added]
Posted by: Dave J. at July 11, 2010 07:07 PM (DCQ0q)
Uhh, what about In Vitro Fertilization?
"Now go back to supporting stabbing a pair of scissors into skulls and sucking out the brains of kids with a straw."
Thinks ye are watching the right winger news shows again, like Faux News.
Posted by: Walrus and Bono at July 11, 2010 07:08 PM (7aNei)
Posted by: Luca Brasi at July 11, 2010 07:13 PM (8JB7Y)
As God, I hereby commend Obama on his choice of words.
And as God, you all know I like words, unlike my followers Reagen, w, Palin, Bachman, et al. Ironic, eh?
Posted by: Walrus and Bono at July 11, 2010 07:13 PM (7aNei)
Or, like, I know basic biology and what I'm talking about in general and you don't. That's how late abortions are done. My apologies, you idiot.
Sorry you're again taking positions on things you don't know about, but being defensive isn't going to help you and, when it's an important subject, it just leads to you being wrong on important issues, which it looks like you're cool with.
Like I said, you'll be the one explaining it to your kids (wish them luck) not me.
Uhh, what about In Vitro Fertilization?
Good question, and that's one of a few reasons abortion early in a pregnancy are a more tricky subject and a better argument could be made to keep it open. In the case of any egg+sperm that's frozen, that's not going to become a person unless it's inserted in somebody, but, still a good argument could be made.
As to you, you'd send somebody to jail for killing a kid a couple weeks out of the womb while you'd get pissed at conservative for wanting to stop stabbing a pair of scissors into a skull and sucking a kids brains out with a straw a couple weeks prior, what is essentially developed and is already a kid. So blow me.
Posted by: Raygun at July 11, 2010 07:18 PM (3/p/z)
Ace can trace your IP address, right? I bet the people around you would love to know about that one.
Posted by: Raygun at July 11, 2010 07:21 PM (3/p/z)
The courts and science have once again recently confirmed that legal abortions, (22 weeks or younger, I could be wrong on the weeks), the fetus feels no pain.
Isn't that what life is really all about? (Do you know what I am referring to?)
Posted by: Walrus and Bono at July 11, 2010 07:22 PM (7aNei)
So, if I anesthetize you, it's okay if I stab you in the skull and suck your brains out.
Cool.
(Again, I love your reliance on the courts for morality--especially after the Elena Kagan revelation.)
Posted by: Raygun at July 11, 2010 07:25 PM (3/p/z)
BTW, can you do the math on what 22 weeks equals, because all you've just done is indicate that they do feel pain when the procedure I am discussing takes place.
You really are a idiot.
Posted by: Raygun at July 11, 2010 07:27 PM (3/p/z)
Listen, the reality of the matter is, if you put a gun to my head, pulled the trigger, I would not know the difference. I would be as I was before I was born. As would you if I did the same. As would any animal.
Posted by: Walrus and Bono at July 11, 2010 07:28 PM (7aNei)
Since when are you getting religious? Before you were born, you were nothing and that is what you will be.
That plays a role in determining whether me killing you should be legal or not . . . how?
Posted by: Raygun at July 11, 2010 07:29 PM (3/p/z)
It's like people searching for God and trying to keep insisting that, yes, he is real and they will have an afterlife.
Argument after argument and evidence after evidence gets thrown at you and, yet, instead of changing your opinion, you keep trying to grasp at something--"no, it is still okay to stab a baby in the skull with a pair of scissors and suck its brains out with a straw!"
Posted by: Raygun at July 11, 2010 07:32 PM (3/p/z)
If we desire a certain type of civilization, we must exterminate the sort of people who do not fit into it ... Extermination must be put on a scientific basis if it is ever to be carried out humanely and apologetically as well as thoroughly.
Posted by: George Bernard Shaw, your better, you stupid fuck at July 11, 2010 07:33 PM (DCQ0q)
The point is we all die, and if I died (abortion) before I was born (birth canal) I would not know the difference. And if you walked up behind me an put a bullet in my brain, right now, I would not know the difference, nor would you, if I did the same. Nor would my dog.
Nor would the insect I often step on (often accidentally).
Posted by: Walrus and Bono at July 11, 2010 07:35 PM (7aNei)
How about some citations from court cases to
bolster your unsupported case?
Posted by: John McCrapweasel at July 11, 2010 10:57 PM (GNTj/)
I cited the Constitution, Crapweasel, which you refused to paste since it made your argument look like the rantings of a lunatic (like the Mass AG).
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Art IV, Sec 2:
The
Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and
Immunities of Citizens in the several States.
Go argue with James Madison, numbnuts. The Constitution clearly recognizes the concept of a citizen of a State, which means that the Constitution clearly recognizes the State's minimal responsibilities with regards to this citizenry, which obviously includes finding and excising (giving to the Feds to get rid of) those who cannot be legal citizens/residents of the State.
Your idiotic babblings about what illegal actions a santuary city or sanctuary State might take are meaningless, but you are probably used to meaninglessness.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at July 11, 2010 07:38 PM (Qp4DT)
Again.
That plays a role in determining whether me killing you should be legal or not . . . how?
Posted by: Raygun at July 11, 2010 07:39 PM (3/p/z)
Well in war its legal, isn't it? As long as you are on the winning side.
"Killing" its a word, it's relative.
Men that masturbate (the evil bastards) are killing millions of possible humans, correct? Should we make that illegal?
Viable. Key word.
Posted by: Walrus and Bono at July 11, 2010 07:44 PM (7aNei)
Posted by: Dave J. at July 11, 2010 07:45 PM (DCQ0q)
War being legal as long as your on the winning side, as a justification for abortion, is equally a justification for killing one-year olds.
Viable. Key word.
So abortion of viable babies inside the womb should be illegal, correct?
Posted by: Raygun at July 11, 2010 07:48 PM (3/p/z)
Posted by: Walrus and Bono at July 11, 2010 11:50 PM (7aNei)
Again,So abortion of viable babies inside the womb should be illegal, correct?
Posted by: Raygun at July 11, 2010 07:51 PM (3/p/z)
Posted by: Walrus and Bono at July 11, 2010 11:28 PM (7aNei)
Blithering Idiot, meet War of All Against All.
War of All Against All, Blithering Idiot.
Have at it.
Posted by: Merovign, Strong On His Mountain at July 11, 2010 07:54 PM (bxiXv)
Uh, no. To kill is to take the life of any living thing, i.e., to render dead that which was living. It isn't relative: whether an act is or isn't killing is objective.
Whether a particular act of killing is MURDER is a legal, moral and philosophical question, and hence relative and subjective. Most killing is not murder: murder at common law was the 1) UNLAWFUL and 2) MALICIOUS killing of 3) ANOTHER HUMAN BEING.
Killing an animal or a plant? Not murder.
Killing another human being by accident? Not murder.
Killing in self-defense? Not murder
Killing YOURSELF? Not murder.
Etc. etc.
Posted by: Dave J. at July 11, 2010 07:54 PM (DCQ0q)
I defer to the courts.
They have studied longer and harder than I.
Posted by: Walrus and Bono at July 11, 2010 07:55 PM (7aNei)
They have studied longer and harder than I."
That is a cop-out, and also thoroughly inexplicable. What monopoly on morality do you think someone is magically infused with when they put on a robe? Have you ever had to deal with judges in the real world, as opposed to the philosopher-kings you seem to be imagining? What special grace are they invested with that you think places their decisions above those of the political branches, i.e., the executive and legislative?
Posted by: Dave J. at July 11, 2010 07:59 PM (DCQ0q)
Posted by: Dave J. at July 11, 2010 08:02 PM (DCQ0q)
Oh really, so when they said for decades that slavery was okay, killing slaves was okay, and then later, that Northerners should be forced to return escaped slaves--that was cool with you too.
When they said "separate but equal" was okay, even though the law explicitly said otherwise, that was also cool with you.
Sterilization of the mentally disabled was, again, cool with you.
Whether it should be okay to stab a baby in the skull with a pair of scissor and suck its brains out with a straw is just too touch of a moral judgment for you to make.
You have to defer to the courts.
The same courts that are about to have Elena Kagan, the person who pressured the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists not to include that it “could identify no circumstances under which this procedure . . . would be the only option to save the life or preserve the health of the woman” in its report--which was crucial to keeping partial-birth abortion (the procedure you didn't even realize existed until you came on this thread) legal.
Is it just American courts you defer your judgments to or foreign ones also?
I mean, all the European countries that have much stricter abortion rules...I assume you don't defer your judgments to those.
Dictatorships, even atheist ones, I assume you wouldn't defer to those courts, right?
You coward.
Like the people who were okay with slavery, okay with segregation, okay with numerous other injustices, you're not evil, you're just a coward.
Of course, most people would mouth that they didn't like slavery, but those damn abolitionists (the religious ones), that's who really annoyed them. Most people would admit that blacks had it bad under segregation, but those troublemakers that came down South and raised a fuss about busses, that's who really annoyed them.
You come on this thread and spend hours arguing to attack somebody, but when it comes to a judgment as basic as this, you can't do it.
Like I said of many militant atheists at the beginning:
You're a pathetic dirtbag of a human being.
Posted by: Raygun at July 11, 2010 08:08 PM (3/p/z)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 11, 2010 08:12 PM (PQY7w)
The balance of justice, will eventually right the wrongs.
Don't you agree that? Hasn't it worked out in the past?
Posted by: Walrus and Bono at July 11, 2010 08:14 PM (7aNei)
Since when are you admitting it's wrong, dumbass?
And last time I checked, it required 600,000 dead in one instance.
Posted by: Raygun at July 11, 2010 08:16 PM (3/p/z)
Don't you agree that? Hasn't it worked out in the past?
Um, how? By the courts finally magically getting it right all on their own? I'd say that's a big no. I'm not going to open up the Civil War can of worms on this thread, but Dred Scott wasn't overruled by the courts: it was overruled by the 13th and 14th Amendments.
Plessy v. Ferguson was the law of the land for more than 60 years, and when Brown finally overruled it (sort of, contrary to popular understanding), it did so on the basis of questionable social science research as opposed to the obvious plain language of the law, language that Justice Harlan had invoked in his original scathing dissent in Plessy.
I could go on and on with further examples, but you seem to think there's something special about the courts that makes them able to get it right more often (or "in a better way"?) than the political branches. I'm still at a loss to understand why.
Posted by: Dave J. at July 11, 2010 08:23 PM (DCQ0q)
Posted by: Walrus and Bono at July 11, 2010 08:23 PM (7aNei)
Spermatozoa's?
The Civil War, genius. The way we got to how we (the country, not the Supreme Court) ultimately overruled Dred Scott.
Posted by: Dave J. at July 11, 2010 08:28 PM (DCQ0q)
Only American courts, though. All the European courts that are much more restrictive on abortion aren't to be listened to at all...except on everything else...but not abortion.
Posted by: Raygun at July 11, 2010 08:30 PM (3/p/z)
As you mentioned, Dred Scott was counteracted by the 13th and 14th Amendments. If I remember correctly from law school, it has still not officially been overruled yet.
Posted by: Raygun at July 11, 2010 08:34 PM (3/p/z)
Ahhh, instance, I thought you said "instant". My bad, 600,000 dead in an instant and instance, that's a big difference, especially depending on what we are talking about.
Humans, right?
Posted by: Walrus and Bono at July 11, 2010 08:34 PM (7aNei)
There's really no way it could be. There's no case I can imagine that could come before the Court asking it to rule on a live controversy involving what the law was before the 13th and 14th Amendments. Dred Scott is a dead letter and essentially legally irrelevant now, but no, the Court's never, as far as I know, had an opportunity to revisit it.
The Slaughterhouse Cases from the 1870's, OTOH, interpreting the P&I Clause of the 14th Amendment into meaninglessness...Justice Thomas's recent concurrence in McDonald (the Chicago gun case) is a masterpiece. The rest of the Court didn't go there, but at least the idea is around.
Posted by: Dave J. at July 11, 2010 08:49 PM (DCQ0q)
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I am going to bed wingers, dont let the bed bugs bite.
Posted by: Walrus and Bono at July 11, 2010 08:52 PM (7aNei)
But that's all they have. I really do wish he hadn't said it because I mean then what would they have to talk about?
They would have made something up. Seriously, why are you guys such cowering pussies? Nobody's going to vote for a Democrat because Joe Barton apologized for the administration's tyrannical thug tactics. What he said was true and he needed to say it. Enough with curling up in the fetal position and crying like a fucking five-year-old child. Man up already and go on the offense. And whatever mewling faggot mocked me last time this came up by saying those tactics lead to a Dem majority can suck my fatass cock. Bite me, bitch.
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