Posted by: Alex at December 10, 2010 08:11 PM (yY28H)

Nope.  Barry's in the big pink bunny suit.

Michelle's fingers drumming angrily offstage, after waiting for half-hour.

You could see that Bill was clearly scared of her as he shoo'd Barry out the door.

Anyone besides me getting the feeling that ObowMao just isn't digging this presidenting thing?  Other than the parties, junkets and swag, he's not really enjoying himself.  For the first time in his adult life, he's having to work a real job!  Heh!

I know he has an enormous ego, but he is also a petulant, narcissistic man-child.  He just isn't getting the adulation and positive strokes he's received his whole life.  I am thinking he may have one of those "I need to spend more time with my family moments" and not run again in 2012.  (Or at least I'm hoping he does!)

This dumb twat Menendez on Fox is saying this Clinton presser shows that Obama is 'willing to share the stage'. She really is dumber than a box of rocks.

And just how terrifying is Michelle if he was more scared of her than facing the wrath of nearly 60% of the electorate?

and he still has plenty of co-conspirators to help him with that.

Yes, but they cannot be with him when it's just him and a podium.

He will snap full on Network style. The question is when. Today's little stunt proves it comes sooner rather than later.

Well here's the latest poll from McClatchey (ripped off from Hotair):

The poll was taken from Dec. 2 through Wednesday, as the president proposed a two-year freeze on federal civilian workers’ pay and cut a deal with congressional Republicans to extend expiring tax cuts — even those for the wealthy, which he’d opposed.

Overall, just 42 percent of registered voters approve of how heÂ’s doing his job, while 50 percent disapprove.

ObamaÂ’s standing among Democrats dropped from a month ago, with his approval rating falling to 74 percent from 83 percent, and his disapproval rating almost doubling, from 11 percent to 21 percent.

Among liberals, his approval rating dropped from 78 percent to 69 percent and his disapproval rating jumped from 14 percent to 22 percent.

I can't wait to see what his numbers are after this appalling abdication of responsibility at a freaking press conference!  Doesn't the WH determine what time the Presser goes?  You know how we've been told that Obama is going to focus "laser like" on the economy?  Looks like someone turned off the beam. 

Oh, and also the media keeps drilling into us how Obama saved us from the worst economy since Teh Great Depression.  Although, perhaps his departure saved Barry from Teh Great Depression that Moochelle's fist would have left in the side of his face.

"This dumb twat Menendez on Fox is saying this Clinton presser shows that Obama is 'willing to share the stage'."

I think this was less about "sharing" and more about abdication.

Honestly, just when you think there wasn't something that could be spun, some media jackhole gets really creative.

I still can't believe it. As i was watching it I couldn't believe it. I think Obama said he needed to leave as a signal to Clinton to leave.

clinton stayed for like 20 more minutes.

Honestly, this was so freaking surreal.

I wonder what was cropped out of that photo of Obama on the bicycle.  It looks like he is pulling a trailer or something behind him. 

I was wondering about that too.  It looks to me like a "kid crank"--an attachment you put on an adult bike so a little kid can ride with you too.  They get to peddle and share the experience.  It's actually a great solution for older kids and more versatile than a tandem.

This dumb twat Menendez on Fox is saying this Clinton presser shows that Obama is 'willing to share the stage'. She really is dumber than a box of rocks.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 10, 2010 08:29 PM (iFpO+)

If Barry shit down her throat she would say how wonderful it was

Posted by: pitythefool at December 10, 2010 08:35 PM

He's being pushed by George Soros's limo

I think this was less about "sharing" and more about abdication.

Political science Prof. David Epstein

OT, Barack Obama graduated with a degree in Political Science from...Columbia.  Epstein is too old to have been there in '83, but I'm sure some of his colleagues weren't.

Exactly Burn the Witch!

Talk about picking your battles better.

People that double down in their own stupidity and defend everything he does -- even the shit that nonpartisans would say is egregious -- just makes no sense. Unless those people are as mentally ill as he is.

And I suppose to be that sycophantic one would have to be.

And just how terrifying is Michelle if he was more scared of her than facing the wrath of nearly 60% of the electorate?

If Barry shit down her throat she would say how wonderful it was

Wait...what?

I still can't believe it. As i was watching it I couldn't believe it. I think Obama said he needed to leave as a signal to Clinton to leave.

clinton stayed for like 20 more minutes.

Honestly, this was so freaking surreal.

I cannot believe that Barry is soliciting advice from Bill!  Like Bill really wants him to succeed!  Bill, "America's First Black President" who's legacy (welfare reform and a "balanced budget with a surplus") has been completely undone by Teh First Black Precedent.  The "boy" who in years past would have been fetching Bill's coffee has just got to rub Bill the wrong way.  (Plus Barry has no people skills). 

Remember when Bush got inaugerated?  Remember how Clinton couldn't leave the stage then either?  Funny about those Clintons.  They haven't changed at all, and they always suck up all the oxygen whenever they're in a room. 

Honestly, this was so freaking surreal.

This.

I laughed earlier. But I think it was more of a nervous laughter. Now it just leaves me feeling scared and hopeless.

What happens if Obama gets that call at 3am?  What is he going to do, call up Billy Jeff on speed-dial for advice on what to do?

I think Sherrif Joe is the first number on Barry's speed dial.  Funny that Obama had to bring in Clinton today.  Where is Sherrif Joe?  No one messes with him!

 BJ is rumored to have "pump head" from his heart surgery

It wouldn't surprise me.  Air to the brain is never a good thing.

All the proof you need that this man is literally psychotic. He does not have even the balls to manage a fucking podium, yet he has his finger on the nuclear button.

He doesn't want to defend this deal.  Somebody in the White House said, "Look, pal, if you want to be president in 2013 and not be a one-term failure, you need to make a deal to make sure those tax cuts don't expire."

Give it a few months and he won't even go through the motions.

A resignation would make a great Christmas Miracle.

President Joe Biden?  No, thanks!!!

I'd rather have Slow Joe than Barry.  At least Joe doesn't hate America.

Posted by: pbrown at December 10, 2010 08:44 PM (vUpp0)

Let's see Frank Drebin as president or the immature commie twat. Hmmmm

I think Sherrif Joe is the first number on Barry's speed dial. 

Really, that doesn't make me feel any better.

It shouldn't.  Nothing these clowns should make anyone feel comfortable.  I've been on edge for over 2 years now.  And our stupid Republican leadership is killing me just as much!

Hmmm, by making Bill shill the tax bill what does this do for the Dem base support for anything Clinton?  Top that with the Wikileaks stuff that's not too complementary towards Hildebeast vis a vis spying on the UN?

I think he's going to run for president because his ego requires it, but he wants to let the base be mad at the Clintons for this new bit of  "caving into the Repubs" which is driving the Dem/prog base nutso (but nonetheless, they'll still vote Dem, even if they can't stand it, they'll vote Dem)...don't be suprised if Nanzi doesn't mount a primary challenge -- for the cause -- or maybe the Dem base will try to get Sanders to run for them, who knows; I think their base is casting about and each and every one of the Dems is thinking how best to grab the brass ring for themselves.

Hopefully, they keep up with this...hopefully the Repubs get their act together...hopefully Slublog keeps granting us all most excellent photoshops like this one, and hopefully I win the powerball here really shortly (so I can afford to buy my coffee in a few months).

The only suggestion I would make for that photoshop would be putting mini-Teleprompters where the mirrors would be on the bike.

logprof, you are a freaking genius!  I so concur!

Posted by: ExurbanKevin at December 10, 2010 08:06 PM (toqoX)

Kevin this is entirely the reason I am getting photoshop to try and do things like this, I will never quite have the same skills as slu but I will give it my 25% best.

Hmmm, by making Bill shill the tax bill what does this do for the Dem base support for anything Clinton?  Top that with the Wikileaks stuff that's not too complementary towards Hildebeast vis a vis spying on the UN?

Her position gave her access to all the damaging info she could get on The None. The Clinton's probably have enough to really Bury Barry.

Bammy lacks those skills, has already managed to alienate both houses of Congress, and it's only a matter of time before he pisses of the MFM.

Barry has never been put in a position to fail.  He's been given excuses and propped up for a long time.  When he was graded, his grades didn't matter and it didn't take too long before he was promoted in spite of his grades.

The only real failure he had as an adult is that race for the statehouse.  Of course, then he had a fat book deal, a fat professor deal and was on the fast track to elective office through the New Party anyway.

Bill scraped and clawed.  His fatherless home was a real handicap, nobody made excuses for him. He lost elections, lost fights and had to engage in really sleazy activity to be successful in Arkansas.  He knew how to grease the skids, how to kiss the right backsides, how to maneuver and how to take and reject political advice.

Clinton could handle that he was sometimes not up to snuff.  But for Barack, he thinks he's a messiah and he regards every failure on his part as a failure on the part of somebody else.

He's President Peter Pan -- petulant and puerile.

Posted by: Pelayo at December 10, 2010 08:51 PM (V9Q+f)

--The one with Carter is epic enough.

That look, that delivery, that stupid smile. WJC is neurologically damaged. Do his hands shake? His voice does. How old is that asshole anyway? He looks like shit.
I got twenty says Cheney gets to piss on his grave. Standing shoulder to shoulder with me, of course.

He's on my dead list for 2012.  I wonder if he has Hepatitis or HIV?  It can always be blamed on a blood transfusion post bypass surgery, but I'm thinking he got some blood bourne illness back in Arkansas or when he was President.

Posted by: Secret Service spokesman at December 10, 2010 08:54 PM (0KOzy) 

Or someone asked him to tie his own shoelaces and he's been staring at the ground for the last 10 hours

Posted by: Alex at December 10, 2010 08:48 PM (yY28H)

i dont care what anyone says.............  that right there was funny..........

A little help? Just a little?

I'd say he needs ten to fiftenn heaping gigantic fuckloads of help. At least.

 98 runningrn: They say the same about Biden.  It would explain the nonstop gaffes.

The man did have surgery for an aneurysm.  Maybe it's leaking too.

What field are you in?

Posted by: Alex at December 10, 2010 08:48 PM (yY28H)

i dont care what anyone says.............  that right there was funny..........

Posted by: Racefan at December 10, 2010 09:00 PM (YxJ3u)

--See #74.

btw, did I ever tell you that I visited the place where you were born forged from the infernal flames of Hades not too long ago? 

That was hundreds of years ago!  I don't think the place has changed much.

Posted by: Vince Foster at December 10, 2010 09:12 PM (zgZzy)

Bwhahaha!  I lol'd!

All of y'all...too funny!  I love this bar.....

Posted by: NC Ref at December 10, 2010 09:09 PM (cRo7T)

We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thristy hitchhikers
And the girls next door dress up like movie stars

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

We got cowboys, we got truckers
Broken-hearted fools and suckers
And we got hustlers, we got fighters
Early birds and all-nighters
And the veterans talk about their battle scars

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

[Chorus:]
I love this bar
It's my kind of place
Just walkin' through the front door
Puts a big smile on my face
It ain't too far, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

I've seen short skirts, we got high-techs
Blue-collar boys and rednecks
And we got lovers, lots of lookers
And I've even seen dancing girls and hookers
And we like to drink our beer from a mason jar

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
Yes I do

I like my truck (I like my truck)
I like my girlfriend (I like my girlfriend)
I like to take her out to dinner
I like a movie now and then

But I love this bar
It's my kind of place
Just trollin' around the dance floor
Puts a big smile on my face
No cover charge, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

We got divorcees and a big bouncer man
An old jukebox and a real bad band
We got waitresses and we got barflies
A dumb-ass and a wise-guy
If you get too drunk just sleep out in your car

Reason number 672 why

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
Play it on out boys
Beer-thirty's over
Got to take it on home

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
I just love it

Posted by: logprof at December 10, 2010 09:20 PM (BP6Z1)

--Okay, so on the home page it is the former, but then changes to the latter on the comments page.  Curiouser and curiouser . . .

Barack Obama in . . .

DIARY OF A WIMPY KID

The Surprise Trip to the Briefing Room

Mr. Gibbs said he did not know which of the two men initiated the idea to come to the press room. But one thing he did know, he said: “Only a locked door slowed the whole process down.”

Really?  Is that the VP slot for 2012 or for right away?  Because Biden can't be fired, it's a Constitutional office.

And so it is, with an heavy heart, that I hang up my tin star badge and ride off into the sunset.  I'm getting older, my time on this magnificent orb is short.  I have fought the good fight and now it is time for me to return to Katies Diner and spend more time with my family and my beloved Chia-Head collection. 

Barry Soetero and Christina Applegate in . . .

DON'T TELL MOM THE PRESIDENT'S A DUD

Barack Obama shines in . . .

KILL BILL

Obama stars as himself in the new tragi-comedy,

"In Over My Head"

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 10, 2010 09:22 PM (4ucxv)

Fuck Jugears............  i'm getting kinda old older, set in my ways.........  not ready for the new AoSHQ just yet.

Barry Obama stars in . . .

STAR WARS EPISODE 1: THE CLINTON MENACE

Barack Obama shines in . . .

KILL BILL

That's funneh!

Does Oprah call him "girlfriend"?

You would just HAVE to think that after this the head 'Pubs are sighting in the legislative artillary like the zips at Dien Bier Phu.

Oh.  Never mind...

Do we have any proof he was really at a party, and not just stepped out for a smoke?

Good point!  I bet Barry is smoking like a chimney.  Supposedly, he hasn't had a ciggy since March (I say B.S.)  But nothing like a little bit of stress to push him over the edge. 

Hillary and Bill Clinton give Oscar worthy performancess in new Sci-Fi Thriller

"Star Wars Return of the Killer Clowns"

Barack Obama wins your heart in . . .

THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT BILLY

Billy Crystal and Barry Soetero in . . .

RUNNING SCARED

Posted by: George Orwell at December 10, 2010 09:43 PM (AZGON)

Barack Obama gets upstaged in:

Billy Jacked

BO stinks in the James Bond film Goldfinger as...

Pussy Galore

Ah, come on, guys. Michelle probably made him a big stack of waffles. Why won't you just let him eat them?

I think that WJC's health deterioration can be attributed to the medications that he is probably on.  My dad had a quadruple bypass 5 years ago, and the meds that he is currently on have turned him into a completely different person.

Some of those cholesterol meds are devastating to a person's health (and they don't really help at all.....) -

I realize everyone is gleeful that Bammy is finally being unmasked as the IQ-115 quota-hire loser that he really is [thanks, Bill Ayers, ghostwriter extraordinaire!], but, quite frankly, I think this state of affairs is more than a little terrifying.

What if, say, the Chicoms were to seize on a moment of weakness like this to simultaneously:

A) Cross the Straits into Formosa, and

B) Give Kim the green light to invade South Korea?

When the bad guys realize that we have a manic-depressive, malignantly-narcissistic, low-IQ, easily-distracted, quota-hire loser as CiC, then things could get surrealistically nightmare-ish in a real hurry.

123  I think the Clintons already had quite enough on Barry to bury him prior to the primaries (it's how they operate); however, they would need to do it in such a way as to benefit themselves, and this might not happen now.

I went over to the fever swamps -- the Dem base is disgusted with Barry, but this presser reminded them of why they hate Clinton (apparently he's a Republican).  Their base is in disarray and scrambling to find a new standard bearer.  Their boy wonder has done one more injurious blow to not only the country but the office of POTUS. 

And then there is the GOP...interesting times.

243 54 Obungler threw himself in front of his own bus......................

kinda having another bad week aint he........... then has togo bed with the Woo his wife tonight.

254 Scenario A I might worry about; Scenario B? Not so much.

But this latest is a cause for concern -- this presidency is a nightmare for the republic (there have been bad ones, but this one has to be the worst).

Scenario A I wouldn't expect for a while.  The Chi-Coms' sea-lifting and transporting abilities aren't yet up to the task of successfully invading the island.  Perhaps in a few years, when their missile wall is more fully developed. 

But regardless, there are a whole lot of other enemies that might see this as yet another sign of US weakness and start something earlier than even they would like to.  I'm thinking of Iran, Syria, and Venezuela in particular. 

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2010 10:10 PM (0KOzy)

China is one economic misstep away from being totally fucked, even more fucked than us. Just like in the early 80's when I was in the military, they told us how great and awesome the Soviet military was when that was proven bullshit. Same shit, different country.

286 10:15 and no ONT yet?

tell me about it...........  i just ask yall about Santa advice rather than the experts on the ONT.

Glen Beck needs to be given a paper bag every so often imho.

China is in trouble; maybe even more than us (which is saying quite a bit).

Posted by: Stinky the Elf at December 10, 2010 10:16 PM (4Kl5M)

well i do have some boxes and a can of gas in the shead out back.......... i know my two brothers and i would have fun with that.

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2010 10:19 PM (0KOzy)

Boehner's teh ghey. NTTIAWWT.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 10, 2010 10:21 PM (oREHE)

Under the fountains in Grant Park. Never found Hoffa now did you?

A BB gun for Christmas -- just don't let him shoot his eye out.

...or a huge, shiny zeppelin

Posted by: Racefan at December 10, 2010 10:29 PM (YxJ3u)

Go with those little butane tanks and one of those long grill starters. Pretend your on Iwo Jima and are frying the Japs. Good times.

A BB gun for Christmas -- just don't let him shoot his eye out.

...or a huge, shiny zeppelin

Posted by: unknown jane at December 10, 2010 10:26 PM (5/yRG)

i'm not really worried about his eye..........  its his brand new little sister i am kinda worried about.

A DSI is fine, but don't get him a wii. 

Next year he'll just want another, then he'll learn to use them together, and then you'll have the incredible pride of telling your cow-orkers about how you went home to find your four year old sitting around at home, playing with his wii wiis...

And you thought you'd have ten more years before that story had to be told...

343

Then go with the frugal approach and get some Tonka trucks and GI Joes...that way little sis can play with them in a few years (see a post I made a long, long time ago about letting little girls play with Barbies just as long as they also had Tonkas and GI Joes as well...works like a charm).

345 And all of you should be ashamed...this sort of mental imagery is destroying my libido with this shit (I'd say ruining my sanity, but that was always questionable and Mr. UJ was not being affected in that case).

190Barack Obama shines in . . .

 KILL BILL

208 Barry Obama stars in...

Bedtime for Sasquatch

--- Y'all are too funny!

btw - How is leaving the current tax rates untouched, a tax cut?

That's all I hear from the socialists(D)