1 GREEN JOBS!

2 >>That puts Obama on the wrong side of yet another issue

Racist.

3 It's almost like there's a consensus that global warming isn't real or something.

4 Big Lie 1.0, 1.1, 1.2, 1.3 etc. didn't work.  Now we need Big Lie 2.0.

5 GREEN JOBS!

Posted by: A fucking idiot at February 16, 2010 06:43 PM (X2xSP)

Hey Van Jones.  No need to hide behind your nickname.

6 Rum, clearly.  The subtext is clear: Obama is from the wrong side of the tracks. The dark side of the tracks.

Is race all you republicans can see?

7 George Noory was interviewing a guy last night who talked about all the falsified manipulated data and basically was expounding on all the lies being exposed. Some guy called in and refuted everything the guest was saying (all the AGW talking points essentially) and the guest kept telling the caller, "No, you don't understand the science. Are you a scientist? If you were a scientist, you would be questioning the data." Of course, the caller just talked over the guest and ignored everything he was saying and basically called the guest a liar.

8 Hey Idiot, I like the way you screech!

9 The Polls are SETTLED!

10 I heard "But 56% say President Obama still believes that human activity is the main cause of global warming, boy."

11

"particularly since no one is buying his line that crippling American industry will create jobs."

 

My brother still believes this. 

12 There's a whole bunch of bastards that need to be in prison....

ALGORE meet RICO....ya prick..

13

That puts Obama on the wrong side of yet another issue, particularly since no one is buying his line that crippling American industry will create jobs.

What issue exactly is he on the correct side?

 

14 just 35% of U.S. voters now believe global warming is caused primarily by human activity.

How's that compare to "believe Elvis is still alive"?

It's pretty close to "Democrats who are troofers"...

15

52 plus % still think that Opie shits sunshine and ride UNICORN ONE.

 

16

What issue exactly is he on the correct side?

 

Posted by: Jimi at February 16, 2010 06:48 PM (fqxV7)

As far as I know, he still opposes rationing oxygen.

17

The thought of FAT ALBERT going to prison has DUELING BANJO'S going through me head.

18 But 56% say President Obama still believes that human activity is the main cause of global warming.

I think he believes "global warming" is a pretty good way to sucker the American public into giving up all kinds of economic and personal freedoms.  And that's the part that counts.

19 14 just 35% of U.S. voters now believe global warming is caused primarily by human activity.

How's that compare to "believe Elvis is still alive"?

It's pretty close to "Democrats who are troofers"...

Posted by: Orville Radishbacher at February 16, 2010 06:48 PM (OkT2m)

Good point. The fever swamp of popular insanity is always right around 30%, so it's unlikely this number can't go any lower. That means that just about everyone with a brain has already rejected the idea of AGW.

WE WIN!

20

What issue exactly is he on the correct side?

Posted by: Jimi at February 16, 2010 06:48 PM (fqxV7)

Excellent question.  He DID escalate the war in Afghanistan.  Other than that, I'm drawing a blank.  Oh, he cut funding for NASA, which some folks on our side think is good.

21 can't=can

22 The moon is trying to kill us!  If we don't raises taxes, regulate the hell out of the economy and our personal lives, and generally adopt socialism, the moon will have eaten some poor brown country by tomorrow.

23 Come on.  Have a heart.  Do it for the polar bear children.

24 Crippling American industry? What? We still make stuff here? Who knew...

25 Of course, the caller just talked over the guest and ignored everything he was saying and basically called the guest a liar.

... and of course, the show permitted the GW talking-points caller to continue to blather without cutting him/her off...  am I right? 

If anyone presents a Conservative viewpoint on a Lib program, the ONLY way they would be permitted to continue was if they sounded like a brain-dead yokel.

26 that a poll places obama "on the wrong side" of an issue is a fallacious conclusion. there is reality. period. [period] [.]

27 As you walk the streets of America and you pass your fellow American, just remember that more than half the people you pass were actually stupid enough to vote for the Dimwitted Muzztard.

28

What issue exactly is he on the correct side?

Posted by: Jimi at February 16, 2010 06:48 PM (fqxV7)

Excellent question.  He DID escalate the war in Afghanistan.  Other than that, I'm drawing a blank.  Oh, he cut funding for NASA, which some folks on our side think is good.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 16, 2010 06:51 PM (1fanL)

#1.) Well, I guess I agree with him sending the troops to Afghan, but he pissed me off when stalled and them sent less than was requested.

#2.) I agree with his all of a sudden support of Nuke Power, but he pissed me off with all the B.S. during the campaign and over the past year, (i.e. Nuke Power for Iran, but America can pay more for less)

#3.) I agree with the Uptake in Violence in Pakistan with the drones

After a year of pure disappointment, I just can't really much in which i believe he is on the correct side of, even though I'm getting sick and tired viewing my own President as "The first post-American President." I like to give him a chance, but he keeps screwing it up!.....SAD! 

29 "limit human activities that some scientists say contribute to global warming."


Maybe I'm reading too much into this, but wouldn't that normally read "most" or "almost all" or "all credible" or some such qualifier?

It appears to be a subtle walk-back that it's settled science???

30 that obama was on the wrong side of reality, regardless of public perception reflected in polling, and entirely out of political exigency, is the real consequence.

31

just 35% of U.S. voters now believe global warming is caused primarily by human activity.

That does have an element of truth.  There may be indeed, a small delta, above the (since earth began) periodic warming/cooling cycles of Gaia, that can be attributed to "man".  Unfortunately, these can not be taxed.  UHI and land use lead the pack.

OK, there's also the methane factor, that eliminating approx 200 million, sacred, cows of India, might help.  Hey!  That's man made!  They allow these global warmists to continue living.

32 Hey, Phil Jones is on our side, apparently.  That's like Hitler rooting for the Allies to get those Nazi bastards.

33 Whoever leaked the East Anglia emails deserves a freakin medal. The AGW scam is fading into history just like its predecessors the ozone hole, the landfill "crisis", and the population bomb. Excitable lefties should start formulating their new secular apocalypse any time now.

34 It gets even better they are starting to lose the big business.
http://tiny.pl/hm6d9

35

Global warming Climate change? 

Never heard of it...

36 It appears to be a subtle walk-back that it's settled science???
Posted by: The Hammer

They're just going to ride the Precautionary Principle into the ground. It doesn't matter if the 'science' isn't settled; the results of catastrophic global warming are too great to wait for conclusive evidence, so goes the latest meme.

37 OK, there's also the methane factor, that eliminating approx 200 million, sacred, cows of India, might help.

Little Ice Age ends in the 1850s...white men kill all the methane-producing buffalo in the 1880s...maybe we need more cows.

38 "That puts Obama on the wrong side of yet another issue...."

Consistent little bugger, isn't he?

39 O/T:  Can we pleeease have a Marjah thread?  My head is close to exploding over the news coming out of there.  Another Marine killed today by an IED.   Our guys being taunted by the Taliban?  Must. breathe.  Dammit.

40

Hey!  That's man made/man enabled!

 

FTFM

41

its a hollow victory.  because even if 100% of the American public believed that global warming was a bunch of sh*t, Bambi & the Dems are still going to pass green laws & the EPA will still not give permits for coal plants & we will still give money to a 3d world country because we emit carbon.

42

Come on teabaggers admit you aren't onboard with Kermit and his green initiative because you're racists....look around at your clique do you see a lot of Hensonian puppets?

 

Racist

43 Why the Truth Will Only Make the AGW Cult Stronger   Dr. Robert Cialdini wrote a very good primer called "Influence: The Psychology of Persuasion." One of its chapters deals with the reason that millenial cults often survive the failure of their founders' predictions of world destruction -- and indeed why it's often the case that the failures drive the cult followers to intensify their belief in the cult.

Warmerists NEED AGW to be real in order to give their lives meaning in the larger context of being the vanguard of the planet's saviors. To them, the failure of the science doesn't mean that the science is wrong, but that it needs deeper exploration -- backed by more fervent belief -- to reach the underlying truth that proves that mankind is the controlling factor in the biosphere's condition and future. The alternative, that humankind is at the mercy of an unthinking, uncaring and implacable Nature, is too horrible for them to comprehend, because it means that at any moment, the Earth can shake humankind off its skin like a dog flinging off its fleas.

(Of course, I am speaking of the garden-variety Warmerists, not the cynical manipulators who know AGW to be a fiction but whose intent has been to use that fiction to start a worldwide cult that would demand an end to capitalist freedoms in the name of ecological survival. Those hucksters will simply move on to the next scam that promises to let them panic the masses into giving them political control.)

44 Keep chucking that ficken, Obama.  It's just beginning to work.

45 Not believing in the science of global warming and the cap and trade bill that will stop it dead in its tracks means most conservatives are racists.  Or something...

46 Yeah, AGW, climate change, whatever you want to call it, is getting destroyed on the net, but in the real world it seems nothing has changed.

47 @18

Exact-a-mundo.  Obama doesn't necessarily believe in AGW per se.  It is a Communist control apparatus.  Much like his entire agenda.  Too bad for him though that more and more people are catching on to this.

48 we had FiftyTwo Percent of them pull a lever, and affirm their ingrained retardation. there's a significant number of them that are going to be stuck on stupid no matter what contrary evidence is beaten over their thick skulls.

49 They're just going to ride the Precautionary Principle into the ground. It doesn't matter if the 'science' isn't settled; the results of catastrophic global warming are too great to wait for conclusive evidence, so goes the latest meme.

The other talking point is to divert the question away from the fraudulent science behind global warming by diverting the issue to "clean energy and independence from foreign oil."  Heard Juan Williams pull that diversionary tactic on Fox News Sunday. 

50 @42 Oh I'm down with Kermit so much so that I live there, but I still don't buy into man-made global warming or climate change lmao.

51 Whoa, whoa.  The sea stopped rising on June 4th, 2008.  So why all the fuss?

52 stuiec

I totally agree. It has become an article of faith now. They have already bent the science to fit the faith, the will only do so more fervently in the future. They will lose number, but they will become more aggressive as they since a public rejection of their belief's.

53 The other talking point is to divert the question away from the fraudulent science behind global warming by diverting the issue to "clean energy and independence from foreign oil."  Heard Juan Williams pull that diversionary tactic on Fox News Sunday.

I heard that, too. And the other guy on the show (don't know his name) said then the president should greenlight the building of more nuclear plants. Yeah, Obama's made noises about it but does anyone believe he'll allow it? Hell no! And the lefties will do everything in their power to make sure no new nuke plants are built.

54 juan juilliams got his ass handed to him by a cheney last sunday, I'm surprised he's conscious already

55 Our governor Rick Perry is challenging CO2 rules

56

particularly since no one is buying his line that crippling American industry will create jobs.

The problem here being, that when you talk to a hardcore EnviroPsyco or Obama voter..same thing..They aren't expecting any increase in jobs. As a matter of fact, they expect the Utopian Collective Society, where there is some magical technology out there that will solve the planets energy needs with no pollution. And of course you will sometimes get the "Why do you need so much," question...That's always fun.

57
Our guys being taunted by the Taliban?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2010 07:08 PM (UOM4

The political class and Perfumed Prince's at the Pentagon have decided that American causalities are a small price to pay if they are able to convert the Afghan's into loving America and Americans.

Nonsense!  During the Vietnam war, the liberal activists attempted to force the Pentagon into like and similar ROE's,  and also the "win their hearts and their minds will follow" mantra which was adopted by the butthead leadership sitting in air conditioned comfort.

The best field commander's had a different idea that worked magic.  "Grab them by the balls and their minds will follow."  And that we did.

Many have been credited with creating this slogan, but it sure wasn't LBJ as written by many liberal journalists.  It's been so long no one knows the true author of this inspiring ditty.

58 Whoa, whoa.  The sea stopped rising on June 4th, 2008.  So why all the fuss?

Posted by: rockhead at February 16, 2010 07:18 PM (RykTt)

No it didn't.  It stopped rising on Jan. 20, 2009.  Stupid.

59 At what point does the percentage = "nobody believes that anymore"?

60 32 [Phil Jones]' like Hitler rooting for the Allies to get those Nazi bastards.

More like Mussolini. Piltdown Mann is the ringleader of this axis.

61 The states just need to ignore any EPA mandates on this issue that come down the road. And if that isn't enough, throw all the EPA personnel out of the state. If they come back, arrest them for trespassing.

62

Excitable lefties should start formulating their new secular apocalypse any time now.

It's already started. A couple of years ago I saw something on television about how the oceans won't have fish in them in about a century. Expect them to start pushing this in a big way soon.

63 Fish@57

Our son graduates MCT next week.  We'll see him for a few hours, then he's off to MOS.  Damn it to hell.  I hate, hate, hate the CiC he serves under and the political correctness that's in charge of this war. 

Sorry.  Had to let off some steam.  I'm dyin', here.

64

Shutdown of  nuclear waste facility= no new nuclear power plants.

Want new power plants, get rid of the Won.

65

"Our governor Rick Perry is challenging CO2 rules"

"Our governor"?  Where you at, Zim?

66

The other talking point is to divert the question away from the fraudulent science behind global warming by diverting the issue to "clean energy and independence from foreign oil." 

Yep. They are still right because they respect the scientific process and peer review and love polar bears and want clean air FOR THE CHILDREN!!1!!

We're still wrong, because we're anti-science, pro-shooting moose from helicopters and eat our young.

While being racist, of course.

67 55 Our governor Rick Perry is challenging CO2 rules

In the meantime, we get our property seized for Foreign-run Toll Roads, and our daughters from age 9 and up receiving mandatory vaccinations for sexually transmitted diseases.

This CO2 business is nothing more than Election Year Grandstanding.

68

@62

Actually there is big push out there about the Reefs!

No Reefs = No Ocean Wildlife

As guess how they are claiming the reefs are dieing? First it was Ocean Temp, but only you are referring to the Northern Hemisphere, and Ocean Pollution.

Main Culprits: Big Industry, Big Timber, Big Oil

These people must we are stupid!

 

69 Oops! "Must think we are stupid!"

70

"Actually there is big push out there about the Reefs!"

That's been slapped down once.  Guess we need to have another go at it.

71 No it didn't.  It stopped rising on Jan. 20, 2009.  Stupid.

Sorry, I was relying on the speech (or should I say, the most awesomest oration ever delivered by a human/demigod) that Bambi gave after winning the nomination.  I should have known he couldn't actually apply his magic unicorn powers until he was sworn in.

72

I live in Texas. I mentioned earlier I'd moved out of MA at age 8; that's where I moved to.

And I'm not a Perry booster, for the most part. (To whit, his support of creationism as a valid alternative to science.) I'm just giving credit where it's due. I'm more happy to have my tax dollars used to fight this EPA than to have them used to cripple our businesses.

73 Our son graduates MCT next week.  We'll see him for a few hours, then he's off to MOS.  Damn it to hell.  I hate, hate, hate the CiC he serves under and the political correctness that's in charge of this war. 

Sorry.  Had to let off some steam.  I'm dyin', here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2010 07:27 PM (UOM4

Yeeouch!  Vent away.

74

It's already started. A couple of years ago I saw something on television about how the oceans won't have fish in them in about a century. Expect them to start pushing this in a big way soon.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

Yeah, the acidification of the oceans. The problem with that one is that is doesn't have anecdotal contact with the public. The genius of the AGW scam is that propagandists can scare-monger during heat waves, and it becomes a plausible idea under public perception.

With the acidification there is no 1st person, coincidental situation in which the average voter will identify with the problem. The ocean thing will follow the route as the ever-shrinking ozone layer, acid rain, or other previous environmental scams.

75 And I've already decided not to vote in the Republican primary here in Texas. Republicans here had three shots at the top spot. They whiffed it each time. (Debra Medina? Oh god. Just, NO.)

76

I can't help but think all of these environmental problems would end if Barry simply harnessed the powers of his smile. Drop a few smiles in the ocean and Presto! Dolphins will frolic with whales and sharks!

A few chin thrusts ought to knock those Iranian missiles right outta the sky.

77 Obambi still believes in the AGW hypothesis, thought I doubt he can state his position so clearly.  Like so many he is unable to evaluate scientific data and conclusions. 

Guess he didn't take many science courses or statistics courses at Harvard.

Too bad he doesn't know how to get good advice.

78 35% of U.S. voters now believe global warming is caused primarily by human activity

And since Phil Jones stated there has been no statistical significance to a warming trend in the past 15 years, that means the 35% of U.S. voters are spectacularly fuckin' retarded.

79 Zimriel, where are you in TX?  Northeast TX, here...

I spent the winter of '78-79 at Ft. Devens, MA.  Not sure if this years winter has beaten that years record snowfalls or not....

80

Guess he didn't take many science courses or statistics courses at Harvard.

Says you. I know for a fact that Barry received a solid B+ in Can Collection 101 and Advanced Finger Counting.

81 It is difficult to tell which is falling quicker, global temperatures or Obama's poll  numbers. There is a major difference, though. Come later this year in the Northern Hemisphere, those temps will rise.

82

sorry.  Had to let off some steam.  I'm dyin', here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2010 07:27 PM (UOM4

Mother, God always watches over the chosen few. 

83 Yeeouch.  Vent away.

As a matter of fact, I just did.  Sorry for the vent/rant.  This being a Smart Military Blog I figured it was the place. 

84 Remember that pathetic freak in the sixth grade who still believed in Santa?

85

Advanced Finger Counting.
With a minor in Advanced Dick And Toe Counting for those really big numbers.

86 1975: Its colder out. a human induced ice age is coming. If you don't let me control every aspect of your life, YOU WILL ALL DIE.

1995: Its hotter out. Catastrophic global warming is coming. If you don't let me control every aspect of your life, YOU WILL ALL DIE.

2010: Its colder out. Catastrophic global warming global climate change is coming. If you don't let me control every aspect of your life, YOU WILL ALL DIE.

Its like people suddenly aren't buying it or something.

87 There is a major difference, though. Come later this year in the Northern Hemisphere, those temps will rise.

Posted by: awed at February 16, 2010 07:44 PM (d5KAO)

Which is proof of global warming. Err climate change.

88 78: While a portion of it is retards, also consider the fact that anyone getting their news passively not only didnt hear about Jones' comments but wouldnt understand the context if they did. The warmists have successfully inserted the "global warming is a fact" meme into the pop culture ether, and since the msm is comprised of fellow travelers no contrary news reports make it to the casual voter.

Same reason obama won, the vast majority of people get their political news quite passively, it doesnt take much to fool them, and the majority don't seek out more information.

Frankly, the fact that its as low as 35% is really good for our side considering these factors.

89 And since Phil Jones stated there has been no statistical significance to a warming trend in the past 15 years, that means the 35% of U.S. voters are spectacularly fuckin' retarded.

Posted by: apb at February 16, 2010 07:42 PM (4Ac/Q)

That's not fair. We just believe what we are told. Without questioning. Because our divine king tells us so.

90 What is the percentage who believe that "global warming" is a scam hatched by the usual suspects after their political and economic ideas were discredited with the fall of the evil empire?

Marxism through other means.

91 Back on topic:  I'm not buying one more of those fucking, low-light "energy saving" light bulbs.  What a waste of money.  And light.  Replaced the spotlight over the kitchen sink with one.  I nearly severed an artery washing a knife the other night.  We sort and haul our recyclables and do whatever we can to "save the earth", but I'll be damned if I'm going to replace another decent, effective light bulb with another mercury filled piece of crap.

I'm in a shitty mood, in case you morons haven't noticed.

92 As a matter of fact, I just did.  Sorry for the vent/rant.  This being a Smart Military Blog I figured it was the place. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2010 07:47 PM (UOM4

I'm pretty sure no one is going to complain if you post OT, or even hijack a thread.

93

"particularly since no one is buying his line that crippling American industry will create jobs."

Check out what Birch Bayh said today about how Congress has not created a single job in 6 months (more like forever).

94 84 Remember that pathetic freak in the sixth grade who still believed in Santa?

Maybe...*hides*.

95 Agreed, 88 -

The 35% are the same that bought into the old 'punch 10' in Chicago years ago...dumb enough to vote the way they were told, and didn't care.

96

Excitable lefties should start formulating their new secular apocalypse any time now.

Dude, do you know how hard you are making things? Just yesterday I was trying to come up with stuff:

Ozone depletion

Global warming

Global cooling

Acid Rain

Overpopulation

etc

All the good ones were already taken. One of my bros was suggesting like fluoride causes cancer or something, but that dude is always screwing with me.

97

Don't know if it's already been reported, but that climber that fell into the crater of Mt. St. Helen's has been found dead: http://tinyurl.com/ygy79r8

 

98

@72

I'm in the further most NNWW portion of TX-5.

99
I'm not buying one more of those fucking, low-light "energy saving" light bulbs.

Me neither.  Moved into the new place that has old school incandescent bulbs all over, and the light is so soothing and pleasant.  The flouros I had in the bathroom made me look like a hungover crusty-eyed degenerate in the morning.

100

Don't know if it's already been reported, but that climber that fell into the crater of Mt. St. Helen's has been found dead: http://tinyurl.com/ygy79r8

 

101 When i was in school, the libtards were saying that too much fossil fuel was going to heat up the earth simply due to the energy released. This was easily disproved with simple mathematics, but it was around long enough to get some press.

Then the "green house gas" theory came along, and funny it came up with the same result, and the same solution; only the mechanism was new. It was pretty obvious to me that all along it was a goal (eliminating fossil fuel) in search of an reason.

This is not the end of that quest, they will just have to find another reason to cripple society.

102
ohhh, so here everyone are

103 Sorry 'bout the double post.

104 I agree with Jane D'oh. Told Mrs. Ronster to stock up on incandescent bulbs. When does the law require no more incandescent bulbs be sold in the U.S.? I'm thinking 2012.

105 96 I had a drunken argument with a friends roommate about some giant island of trash in the ocean the size of texas that will destroy the earth for some reason. That could be a good new one.

106 katya@100

Darwin winner.

107 #101  This is not the end of that quest, they will just have to find another reason to cripple society.

They shouldn't worry about that too much anymore.  I think the advent of chaos will do that for them.

108 ronster@104

Oh, crap.  I forgot incandescent bulbs are supposed to be banned by 2012.  Damn.  I'd better buy up all I can get my hands on.  Seriously.

109 I don't mind the CFL bulbs. They don't break as easily when you shove 'em up your ass.

110 @105

that trash island annoys me. I heard about it, thought it was insane and researched it -- it is a large area, where the water has fine particles of plastic. How much plastic? well, if you filter thousands of gallons you might come up with a couple grams. this is no fucking island. it is scam but no one reports it as this, they call it island to create crisis.

111

"I'm in a shitty mood, in case you morons haven't noticed."

You're entitled.  I'd hoped a moron, better equipped than I would chime in. 

I'll keep your son in my prayers.

112 I particularly love those pretty pink incandescent GE bulbs.  They make everything in the house look so soothing and calm.  Damn, damn, damn.  I guess pretty soon they'll be gone, too.

113

I had a drunken argument with a friends roommate about some giant island of trash in the ocean the size of texas that will destroy the earth for some reason. That could be a good new one.

I saw that on some show. They had footage of it. Certainly didn't look so thick that you could walk across it or anything. I'm not sure how this could cause serious harm to the earth in the long run. If the whole ocean looked like that, yeah, but not some relatively small area.

Here's another thought about that, too. Where did that trash come from? Was it us or some shithole third world country that tosses all their garbage in the ocean? If it's the latter, you'll never hear about it from our media. Only evil whitey could possibly generate the trash to destroy the ocean.

Of course, the last time I saw garbage scows loaded up with crud heading out into the ocean, they were leaving NYC. Looks like the liberals in Manhattan are responsible for using the ocean as a garbage dump.

114 We should make Al Gore's birthday Tire Burning Day.

115 MDr VB1.0 CS1st@111

Thanks.  I hate hijacking or ranting on a thread, but what's going on in Marjah rates our attention, at least.  Our kid went into the Marines knowing what was what. That being said, he knows the Marines are handcuffed in 'stan.  He's our only child, and we're both proud, and scared, and angry. 

116 Jane...you are among friends. On the news of GW melting away I say... MORE COWBELL.

117 "At what point does the percentage = "nobody believes that anymore"?" When Hollywood and the media decide there is a better cause to get behind that makes them morally superior.

118 The flouros I had in the bathroom made me look like a hungover crusty-eyed degenerate in the morning.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 16, 2010 07:58 PM (h63k3)

Yeah, that's not the flouros.

119 Thanks, morons.  I've actually cried this afternoon.  And I'm not a crier. 

I am, however, a mean, angry Marine mom.  (But I have new highlights and pretty hair!) 

120

...that means the 35% of U.S. voters are spectacularly fuckin' retarded.

Hey, I hear that's about the percentage of the US that get their news exclusively from the MSM: exactly the demographic that Keef, Chrissy, Perkette, Charlie, Pinchey and the rest cater to!  Their potent combination of ignorance and gullibility is a natural match to the MSM's product.

 

121 I am a 100% tried and true douchebag

122 Mrs D'oh

In our thoughts and prayers.

123

Remember how fucking stupid you felt when you found out a freaking fairy wasn't hiding quarters under your pillow just because you looked like a toothless hillbilly? Well, some of that 35 percent who still believe in global warming AGW climate change the weather fairy are about to feel like a Cub Scout caught jerking off on his first trail hike. The ones who don't were those disgusting little pricks who didn't care if they did it in front of the rest of the Pack.

124 Excitable lefties should start formulating their new secular apocalypse any time now.

There is a large meteor on a collision course with the Earth.  Seriously.  It's supposed to hit us around 2850 or so.

We need to raise taxes now or we're all DOOMED!

125

Regarding Afghanistan

1 outcome

we win, they lose

126 But snow is caused by Global Warming.

127
I just heard they found the police report from when Amy Bishop killed her brother in 1986.

128 the results of catastrophic global warming are too great to wait for conclusive evidence, so goes the latest meme.

WTF??!! Look, what if it's true that Cthulu, Overlord of the Omni-universes is real and if we don't all show our praise of him by floating Sarah Palin to the Oval Office on a river of semen then he'll transport us all to Neptune where we'll be tortured with Clorox injections? Huh? HUHH?? What if?

129 #125

On Fox tonight:  footage showing the Taliban taunting and waving at our Marines, who've been given orders not to shoot.  The Taliban have been seen dropping their weapons in ditches, blending in with the local citizenry, and later picking up weapons from hidden caches.  Our guys can't fire on them while they're ditching their weapons?  What ever happened to shooting the bastards?

130 Yeah but these "nucular reactors" won't provide jobs until 2017, where's that chicken, Hi M&M's

131
126
Yes it is. Here is a simple experiment.
Stick your tongue to a railroad track when the temperature is below zero.
The warmth of your tongue will cause the track to grab your tongue with thousands of tiny hands because cold it attracted to heat.

132

Sarah Palin to the Oval Office on a river of semen

We're going to need a bigger pair of balls.

133

OT..but fucking wow..

tinyurl.com/yz2ylbf

134 But but but... We're missing dirt people, DIRT!

135 President Prissypants is promising a nuclear facility in Georgia.  One hopes.  He'll be tying up traffic and giving the local libtards cases of the giddies while he's in Savannah March 2.  Would it be wrong if I keyed all the clown cars with "Coexist" stickers on them?  (Kidding)

136

O/T-BillO just had Palin on. She actually made him speechless. Shocking, I know. I think he really was impressed by what she said.

Jane,

Don't know what occurred, I will read up to find out, but will keep you in my thoughts.

137 "cult" people "cult"  use it / love it / make it the dynamic paradym

138 Where did that trash come from? Was it us or some shithole third world country that tosses all their garbage in the ocean? If it's the latter, you'll never hear about it from our media.

Come now, use your imagination! If WE did it then it's only because YOU refused to return trillions of dollars to its rightful owners (us) to upgrade our technology. Now give me your money you evil fuckface American.

139

are about to feel like a Cub Scout caught jerking off on his first trail hike. The ones who don't were those disgusting little pricks who didn't care if they did it in front of the rest of the Pack

We did other things for our merit badges...like build race cars out of balsa..

...

140 129,

I would have dropped both of them and claimed reflex, hey nooone complained in 'Nam when we scattered their guts all over the countryside when they fired on us, something is not right with whomever is in charge of the ROE!

141 On Fox tonight:  footage showing the Taliban taunting and waving at our Marines, who've been given orders not to shoot.  The Taliban have been seen dropping their weapons in ditches, blending in with the local citizenry, and later picking up weapons from hidden caches.  Our guys can't fire on them while they're ditching their weapons?  What ever happened to shooting the bastards?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2010 08:22 PM (UOM4

The politicians have been making us fight with one hand behind our backs since the Korean War.  It's pukeworthy.  But this is above and beyond.  People die in war.  Innocent ones, guilty ones.  It's part of what discourages people from making war.  The nicer war becomes, the more manners and rules are required, the more wars there'll be.  BUT.  Their intentions are good.

I just wonder though.  If it was me, I'd get together with my buddies and decide our own ROE.  You know the commanding officers hate it as much as the troops.  I wonder if they all agree to disregard stupid crap that increases the chances of getting killed.

142
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Holy crap!  God looks after children, fools, and drunks.    He looks about 12.  Good on him though, that's a hell of a story.

143 Odumbass is dreaming again, (he really must be high), nuclear reactors in Ga. hahahahaha

144

Our guys can't fire on them while they're ditching their weapons?  What ever happened to shooting the bastards?

They're just supposed to send out thoughts of love and understanding and clouds and puppies

145 I would have dropped both of them and claimed reflex, hey nooone complained in 'Nam when we scattered their guts all over the countryside when they fired on us, something is not right with whomever is in charge of the ROE!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 16, 2010 08:27 PM (OyJ8N)

In a fashion reminiscent of Jenjis Khan?

146 Odumbass is dreaming again, (he really must be high

I was going to fix deficit spending, but then I got high, then i got high.

147 And out here in la la land California, the public schools are still teaching this bag of global warming horseshit.  It's bad enough the the MSM is ignoring facts, and continue to lie to the public, but our friggen public schools are preaching this crap to the kids everyday.  Our stinking taxes are paying the idiot liberal teachers to spout their insane religious beliefs on global warming.  This fucking world is in deep shit I tell you.

148

In a fashion reminiscent of Jenjis Khan?

Posted by: John Kerry, haughty, French-looking former junior Senator from Massachusetts, who by the way served at February 16, 2010 08:31 PM (1fanL)

IN COLD BLOOD?

149 I'm sick in my gut for our kid.  Damn, he was so proud to become a Marine.  Has scored top of his platoon in weaponry.  What the hell is he going to think when Prissypants and his pantywaist generals send him over to 'stan and order him to let the bad guys get away?  I grew up in the military with an Air Force test pilot dad.  I'm not an idiot.  Still, I don't recall our military ever being as handcuffed as these guys.

150 145,

Don't know who you are but DON'T ever compare my statements to that traitor!

151 Hey, 'Nam, on a more relaxing and delicious note, what did you make for dinner tonight?  And did you make sure to keep your carbon footprint small?  Heh.

152 Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 16, 2010 08:33 PM (OyJ8N)

Whoa.  It was a slap at the traitor, not you.

153 @132  Saw one similar on the History channel - an assualt in Iraq.  Interestingly enough, the shootee, later became the shooter, and nailed the rag head fuck.  Excuse my French.

154 Jane-yay on the hawt new hilites, prayers for the son.

155 #112  Joan.  Its well known that pink (red spectrum) is better for the eyes. The white (blue) is much harsher on the eyes. Much harder to find, is pink fluorescent That is so much softer than the harsh "cool white" which is about all you can find right now.

156 151,

Nothing fancy just a 1 1/4" porterhouse w/ baked 'tater and salad.

157 #153  I love it when you speak French.  Sounds dirty. 

158 @154

Hi Di!  (I'm feeling a bit bitchy tonight.  But I did get my highlights done and my hair looks fab!)

159 Hey folks, let's not forget J Kerry was decorated for shooting a wounded VC in the back with a .45

160 152,

Cool, did I ever type that I despise liberals they are all traitors to this Country!

161 159 Hey Beto,

He couldn't hit the side of a barn with a .45 if he was inside of one.

162 What are my chances of getting front row seats to Teh Won when he comes to Savannah March 2?  None?  Damn.  I'd love to give that bastard a (polite and respectful) ear full.

163

#153-that kinda talk turns me on, be careful.;-)

#158-God bless ya, Janie girl.

164

  The flouros I had in the bathroom made me look like a hungover crusty-eyed degenerate in the morning.

You too?

_{..they do the same for mrs. beedubya}

 

 

165 Jane, give him the not so disguised middle finger.

166 Nam'
He left his post and abandoned his command and men to run to where the kid was bleeding out and shot him point blank. Only way he hit the mark was from three feet.

167 I know how our Troops feel, they tried that with us in 'Nam but it didn't work, we just claimed reflexive action.

168 'Nam, I wish you could talk with our boy.  He's gung ho, and just came in top of his platoon in weaponry.  But he also hears all about the politics of stuff going on.  What's a mom and dad to do?  He leaves next week for MOS.  After that is anyone's guess.  And I'm madder than hell.

169 169,

Just tell him to do what he does best, that's what I tell my boys always and they turned out too well sometimes I think, I don't even win arguments anymore.

170

"Hey folks, let's not forget J Kerry was decorated for shooting a wounded, unarmed, teenage VC in the back with a .45"

FTFY

171 167,

Seems to me he has left his post again then, he won't be elected again, Mass. has got their balls dipped now, hell it might become a red state!

172 Hey folks I know I've said this before, but if you want to listen to good music in the background just go to pandora radio and type in whatever artist or band and they will play all the music from that era free, pretty cool!

173 How much do we owe the whistleblower? They usually get triple damages, right. This guy literally saved the taxpayers trillions.

174 It is amazing that in one year Obama's agenda has pretty much went into meltdown, it took Gw Bush until 2006 for this to happen.

175

And yet it appears that Gabriel Malor himself, and most commenters here STILL believe in Global Warming.

Hey guys, WHAT CAUSES THE SUN TO REVOLVE AROUND THE EARTH??

Maybe if you spent more time answering that question you'd be in a better position to criticize Obama and others who believe in Anthropogenic Global Warming despite there being exactly ZERO credible evidence for it.

 

176 All the Rasmussen Poll shows is that 47% of Americans are - in the words of Rahm Emanuel - fucking retarded.

177 I have a 17 year old kid show up at the door with a clipboard and was talking about grenn this, and global warming that. I told him this-

"The earth has been here 4.5 billion years, you'll be lucky to see 70, so while you stand here with your silly clipboard pissing away your life and NOT doing stuff like having fun and getting laid, your fat motherfucker of a snake oil salesman messiah Algore is making millions and having a blast."

yeah he wasn't happy to hear that.

178 Posted by: Uriel at February 16, 2010 09:22 PM (sAdnL)

That kinda funny... unless you mean it, then its kinda crazy!

179

I retract my last statement.

The Poll shows that FULLY 100% of those polled are fucking retarded!

THERE IS NO GLOBAL WARMING!

There never was.  But, keep troubling yourselves over the cause of this NONEXISTENT phenomenon all you like, it's still a free country ... sort of.

180

Sharrukin,

I'm as serious as Cap & Trade.

181 Posted by: Uriel at February 16, 2010 09:31 PM (sAdnL)

You do know that the sun does NOT revolve around the earth don't you?

Galileo, Copernicus... any of this ringin a bell?

182

I'm as serious as Cap & Trade.

Posted by: Uriel at February 16, 2010 09:32 PM (sAdnL)

OK sorry, its just with leftists you can never tell where parody ends and their paranoia begins!

183

Sharrukin,

I'm not a leftist.  Your first post (9:33) indicated that you understood the point I was making; but your second post (9:36) indicates that you missed it entirely.

I'll say it more clearly.  The question asked in the Rasmussen Poll was, essentially, "What has caused Global Warming?"

This is the same as asking "What causes the Sun to revolve around the Earth?"

The correct answer to the Rasmussen Poll is NOT "Global Warming is not caused by man; it's caused by natural variations"

The correct answer is "There is NO SUCH THING AS GLOBAL WARMING!" (shouted, like that) Followed by slamming down the phone.

I make the point only because there have recently been several posts on AoS that rightly dismiss Anthropogenic Global Warming; BUT STILL accept as a GIVEN that there has been Global Warming in the frst place.  You cannot have "Man-Made" Global Warming without ........ you guessed it -- GLOBAL WARMING.

If you believe, as Gabe and Ace apparently do, that there is a credible record of Global Average Temperatures that shows warming (over whatever number of years), then you should present that evidence here or link to it.

184 Posted by: Uriel at February 16, 2010 09:57 PM (sAdnL)

Well the cooling trend is becoming obvious even to the left, but when people use the term Global Warming they are generally referring to the theory rather than reality. I mean global warming and global cooling are happening, but they have nothing to do with mankind. They have been cycling back and forth for hundreds of millions of years without any assistance from us.

There is in fact global warming (and cooling which we are now experiencing) though... it just has nothing to do with us.

185

Uriel, where you coming from?

If there was a Little Ice Age for 300-odd years ending about 1840, and temperatures warmed up since then, obviously there had to have been ...Global Warming.

And if there's never been any Global Warming, where did that two miles of ice go that used to be where my house sits?

Chill.  

 

 

 

186 If you believe, as Gabe and Ace apparently do, that there is a credible record of Global Average Temperatures that shows warming (over whatever number of years), then you should present that evidence here or link to it.

We've been emerging from the little ace age over the past 150-200 years or so.  Are you denying even that happened? 

187

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188 Don't even try.  Ponytail will just make his face turn blue again.

189 I cannot even keep up with how fast the AGW movement is melting down. I've seen so many admissions of guilt, new "data" found to be fudged, claims proved entirely bogus, the corruption of peer review... I can't keep up. I've got a day job. It's fascinating, really, but even so... Jones? Mann? Hansen? Gore? Could you all go diddle each other quietly in a corner? The rest of us are dealing with an economic meltdown here while trying to sustain our families. Let me know if the oceans rise by 20cm in a year as Hansen claimed they would. Until then STFU!

190

...just 35% of U.S. voters now believe global warming is caused primarily by human activity.

The number of Americans who still believe the New York Times:  35%.

191

Sharrukin: There is in fact global warming (and cooling which we are now experiencing) though... it just has nothing to do with us.

Purple Avenger: We've been emerging from the little ace age over the past 150-200 years or so.  Are you denying even that happened? 

effinayright: If there was a Little Ice Age for 300-odd years ending about 1840, and temperatures warmed up since then, obviously there had to have been ...Global Warming.

------------------------------------

Perhaps instead of gratuitious assertions, one of you would like to prove YOUR claim with a record of actual temperatures.

Also, effinayright, I am referring to the 150 years of alleged Global Warming that the IPCC, CRU, NOAA, NASA, etc are relying upon to base their claims.  I am not talking about whether or not we are still in an active ice age from 15,000 years ago. 

If any of you have a credible temperature record for the past 150 years, and, more specifically the years between 1860 - 1940 (prior to military weather balloons), then I'd like to see it.

192

Alright, looks like I picked the wrong site to make these comments.

Forgive me, I go away now.