1 Ace, A and 2 don't go anywhere near...it's the D Train.  Sorry it's not the R Train...

Grimm outlook for McMahon.... more and more Grimm!

2

Group sign twirling gets a lot of attention (no - clothes on ya freaking pervert)

Just sayin.

3
in b4 Dyker Heights jokes

4

 

"Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people."   -- The Penguin

5 Excellent work my man.  Shipment did not arrive today, will check in AM.

6 Mass. Democrat switching to Republicans.

 http://tinyurl.com/2vbtb7a

7 Off topic. Sorry.

Just thought you'd wanna know that Gawker is currently running the most hilarious hit piece on COD evah.

I don't want to spoil it for you too much - but basically some guy with some Halloween photos of her in ladybug costume is anomalously claiming that she came on to him - but he ultimately rejected her because she was too hairy...down there.

Clearly Coons has at least a 21 point lead.

8 Found it.

9
HtP, that Reuters piece you linked was typical.

But it made me wonder why we don't have the brains to create phony "Democrats for [Republican candidate]" facebook accounts.

10 7313th Street . . . wow. I once lived on 5738th Street, but I didn't know they went that high. Must be somewhere in the middle of the Atlantic.

11 I'm in Dallas. Send a car for me, Ace.

12 HtP, that Reuters piece you linked was typical.

But it made me wonder why we don't have the brains to create phony "Democrats for [Republican candidate]" facebook accounts.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 28, 2010 03:56 PM (uFokq)

Because they aren't newsworthy.  Ask any MFM journalist.

13 I don't want to spoil it for you too much - but basically some guy with some Halloween photos of her in ladybug costume is anomalously claiming that she came on to him - but he ultimately rejected her because she was too hairy...down there.

I hear you.  That's a dealbreaker for me.  Sacred honor, mah man, sacred honor.

14
yeah, I guess it would be a waste of time

15 but he ultimately rejected her because she was too hairy...down there.

Yeah, 'cause when hot chicks like Christine O'Donnell come on to me and I'm rounding third and headed for home, I'm going to be deterred by a little bit of evidence that she's gone through puberty.

Are all of Gawker's editors gay men?  'Cause unless it's prehensile, it doesn't matter to any straight guy.

16 If there's one thing I can spot it's desperation, that and a guy who's looking for "action", if you know what I mean, and this reeks of desperation. There's is no wave, only a small ripple in the pond of politics, an inconvenience on the way to an Obama-ian utopia. Surrender to our Leader and his well thought out, reasonable and god-like policies.

17 Cavuto is using a pizza as a visual aid...turn it on...

18 The Final Act

19 Down there? You mean the Hot Zone?

20
Are all of Gawker's editors gay men?

Well durrr.

21

Posted by: oh, Hi Mark at October 28, 2010 03:55 PM (dp9VJ)

meh, dumb gossip attack won't effect the unfortunate Coons +10 win

22 21
Are all of Gawker's editors gay men?

Well durrr.

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 28, 2010 04:04 PM (fx8sm)

Let me rephrase that: Are any of Gawker's editors acquainted with any straight men, even casually?

23

Posted by: oh, Hi Mark

Good grief. And he had an oversized boy scout uniform in his closet -- just by happenstance [not buying that he had it from the year before]. And she's the weird one?

The most asinine story ever.

24 her costume is adorable. I'm not reading the comments to hear the snark from those hate-filled people at gawker

25 Ahh, that explains why Dave Weigel (yes that one) said: "Hey Gawker, I hope a one-day SEO term victory is worth the sleaziest piece of shit story in memory. Hugs, DW."  (Andy Levy reposted it on Twitter).

26

Posted by: AmishDude at October 28, 2010 04:02 PM (T0NGe)

that's what i'm thinking, i'd hit that in a heart beat who cares about what hair or no hair might be/not be there

27 Dyker.

28
Wiegel tweeted that?

29 ok, cavuto has pizza on set...and he just mentioned bacon...he has to be a moron.

30
SEO is....?

31 Need a lil motivation for GOTV? Check out the video at ManassasTeaParty.org website Its for thier Connolly (VA-11) intervention. But the last one on front page is applicable to all. THINK MATRIX.

32 #29: Indeed he did.  I was shocked.

33 11 I'm in Dallas. Send a car for me, Ace.

Take Amtrak, you'll get there for the celebration.

34 this has turned into a nice day. Christie and Grimm .an afternoon delight.

35 #31: Search Engine Optimization.  AKA "Google bait".

36

Posted by: Ian S. at October 28, 2010 04:10 PM (p05LM)

we should never forget his true colors though

37 #37: Absolutely not.  I was posting it more as a "Gawker sucks so much even he's outraged" thing.

38
AKA "Google bait".

ahhhh, so Gawker is now a frivolous as radar online.

39 You can avoid the D train and use the N train....just have to walk a couple extra blocks.

I like the D train. It does not use those annoying new talking robot cars popping up almost everywhere on the subway.

40

who cares about what hair or no hair might be/not be there

Isn't that from a song?  Or Dr. Seuss?

41 You know: I hope the Dems don't think this is a wave.   I hope they stay in Stage 1.  I hope that Obama can't hear their lamentations while he's in his bubble during the Asia trip.  I hope they stay in denial.

42

A new low in politics when we are discussing a Senate candidate's bush.  

(any thoughts on the senior senator from Maryland?)

I keed. 

43

>>> A new low in politics when we are discussing a Senate candidate's bush.  

Right.  We went from "boxers or briefs"?  To "waxed or au natural"?

44 Bush is leading Obama by 5 points.

45 according to one of batchelor's guests last night, the dems have way way more money than the republcians yet sheriff joe sent out an email today begging begging for more money....what are they doing...do they think people are stoopid...

46 So Gawker is blaming bush?

47 (any thoughts on the senior senator from Maryland?) I keed. Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 28, 2010 04:15 PM (AZWim) My thought is "At least it's not Rosa DeLauro."

48

Ace, A and 2 don't go anywhere near...it's the D Train.  Sorry it's not the R Train

 

Once again, I'm reminded why I'm so happy living in OKC.

49

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 28, 2010 04:17 PM (9cflz)

fastest legacy come back evah

50

Posted by: Roadking at October 28, 2010 04:17 PM (pFNL3)

Not to sound like hardcore feminist women I loathe, but leftists seem to take a special glee in dare I say, objectifying women they don't agree with.

51
I wasjust checking out rdbrew's mini-blog over there ------------->
and he's got a neat Milbank piece.

Stewart, who struggled to suppress a laugh as Obama defended Summers, turned out to be an able inquisitor on behalf of aggrieved liberals. He spoke for the millions who had been led to believe that Obama was some sort of a messianic figure. Obama has only himself to blame for their letdown.

1) Who exactly led them to believe that Obama was a savior with magical powers?
2) Is Millbank suggesting that Obama is indeed a meesiah and he's choosing not to use his special powers?

52 Sorry can't make it. Sick

53 Not to sound like hardcore feminist women I loathe, but leftists seem to take a special glee in dare I say, objectifying women they don't agree with.

Yep.  You've got it.  They also like to call men "gay" for some reason.

54
So Gawker is blaming bush?

Well done, sir.

55

You know what's missing from this election?

Perspective...

http://tinyurl.com/2f2wn2p

from an idiot.

56 1) Who exactly led them to believe that Obama was a savior with magical powers?
2) Is Millbank suggesting that Obama is indeed a meesiah and he's choosing not to use his special powers?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 28, 2010 04:19 PM (uFokq)

Me want sound smart.  Me want friends think me insightful.  Me throw out ideas but not connect them.  Me journalist!

57 47 So Gawker is blaming bush?

Posted by: Cicero at October 28, 2010 04:18 PM (QKKT0)

Thread winner.

58 Too hairy my ass. What straight guy just happens to have a boy scout outfit in their closet?

59 Not to sound like hardcore feminist women I loathe, but leftists seem to take a special glee in dare I say, objectifying women they don't agree with.

Now this is just riduculous.

60

Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 28, 2010 04:19 PM (AZWim)

Agreed.

Hey, are you gonna bring back the John "Boner" Boehner sock?  Cuz' that stuff was hillrious.

61 Did she have cooties as well?

62 Yep.  You've got it.  They also like to call men "gay" for some reason.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 28, 2010 04:22 PM (T0NGe)

Particularly gay leftists.  They love to imagine conservative men as the repressed military guy from the Kevin Spacey movie I am, ehem, spacing on....American Beauty.

63 From link at Drudge, in his new book, Bush says he gave orders to shoot down airliners on 9/11, and thought the plane in PA had been taken down on his orders.  Jeebus. 

He's also going to go on Orca.  That fat bitch had better treat him with at least as much respect as she does The One We Have Been Waiting For. 

64

I just got out of a rather interesting meeting.  Stay engaged because the rewards will be aplenty.  Let me just say, Mr. Obama is going to learn how the democratic system works pursuant to constitutional governance and the power of the subpoena.

This ain't idle chatter.  Get us the majority in the lower chamber and the wheel is going to come off of this corrupt president and his administration.  You are going to see the Axel sparking along the super highway of constitutional pavement with a sparks a flying.

Don't stop.  This is not an election cycle.  This is a historic election that will bring seminal change and uncover the dripping corruption that this administration, its key advisors and leader will wear around their necks like a millstone in a sea of constitutional enforcement and equitable legal justice.

You are making it happen and will be part of history.

Stay strong and keep believing because you are making history baby.

Believe It !

 

65 He made the shoot down decision?

66

I just got out of a rather interesting meeting

Care to be more cryptic?

67

Hey, are you gonna bring back the John "Boner" Boehner sock?  Cuz' that stuff was hillrious.

Posted by: Roadking at October 28, 2010 04:25 PM (pFNL3)

Heh.  Thanks my man, I'm glad someone liked it.  It didn't seem to get rave reviews.  I just might have to.

In fairness, If I'm not mistaken, Empire of Jeff 1st coined it, or something close to it.  He's a funny f*cker in that way.

68
...in his new book, Bush says he gave orders to shoot down airliners on 9/11, and thought the plane in PA had been taken down on his orders.

Just what we need five days before the elections!

69 They also like to call men "gay" for some reason.

That's why it was awesome in that video where one called Breitbart gay and he responded "What's wrong with being gay?", which shorted out their little Marxist brains.

70

from an idiot.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 28, 2010 04:23 PM (RkRxq)

Bald headed douche bag AND idiot.  Where to they find these fucking people?

71 Kos: "We'll have a smaller caucus when the new Congress gets sworn in next year, but it'll be a more ideologically cohesive one. And that can only be helpful moving forward." LMFAO

72 Everyone try to vague it up a bit.

73 Just heard a loud, clanking sound coming from my TV.  It was Pat Caddell sitting down with Cavuto.

74 Yeah, 'cause when hot chicks like Christine O'Donnell come on to me and I'm rounding third and headed for home, I'm going to be deterred by a little bit of evidence that she's gone through puberty.


I've got a substantial collection of 70's and 80's porn, so the bush doesn't scare me one bit.

75

And that can only be helpful moving forward.

giggles! it's as if a copywriter from msnbc wrote that shit.

tools. I've never trolled. ever. I'm doing it tues night. I wonder if registration is required.

76 All I know is that Obama's pants are creased and he waxes every day.

77 69
...in his new book, Bush says he gave orders to shoot down airliners on 9/11, and thought the plane in PA had been taken down on his orders.

Just what we need five days before the elections!

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 28, 2010 04:28 PM (uFokq)

Wasn't he the first president ever to have to give that order?  when I saw that I thought to myself how horrible this man must have felt thinking this.  Thank God the people on that plane acted...

78

Just what we need five days before the elections!

Yeah.  Who wants to be reminded of when we had a president whose balls were bigger than the ugly hairy ones on his wife?

79

In fairness, If I'm not mistaken, Empire of Jeff 1st coined it, or something close to it.  He's a funny f*cker in that way.

That makes sense as EOJ is one of my favorites.  I caught the one that started out like this -

Sup Pussies?  I would have hangover but I never went to sleep..........

And went on from there.  Funny shit man.

80 This is a historic election that will bring seminal change and uncover the dripping corruption So the election has an STD?

81 Posted by: Journolist at October 28, 2010 04:27 PM (O/NP5)

Okay but don't use the words seminal and dripping in the same sentence again, deal?

82 72 Kos:

"We'll have a smaller caucus when the new Congress gets sworn in next year, but it'll be a more ideologically cohesive one. And that can only be helpful moving forward."

LMFAO

Posted by: Olliander at October 28, 2010 04:28 PM (6uiF7)

We hereby commit to giving a hand to Kos.  To help make certain that his caucus is even smaller and more cohesive and we will continue in our altruistic pursuits until he will be able to marvel at the cohesiveness of his caucus through the viewfinder of a microscope.

83 Posted by: laceyndearlls at October 28, 2010 04:31 PM (pLTLS)

At the Kos? Yep. I got an account there. Don't know if it got taken down, banned or what.

84

Posted by: Roadking at October 28, 2010 04:31 PM (pFNL3)

Yup, that was the one, good shit.  I posted a frickin Johnny The Bone Boehner sock from a bar for crying out loud.  Pretty pathetic, but I felt inspired.

85 Phillip Klein from the AmSpec: "Gawker has lots of would be candidates worried about the times they got drunk and didn't have sex with somebody."

86
Everyone try to vague it up a bit.
Posted by: FlaviusJulius

Is this the right size?  It feels a little... snug.

87 And went on from there.  Funny shit man.

the word slurring and hiccups make that particular sock!

88

the word slurring and hiccups make that particular sock!

Posted by: laceyndearlls at October 28, 2010 04:34 PM (pLTLS)

Speaking of....

89 We hereby commit to giving a hand to Kos.  To help make certain that his caucus is even smaller and more cohesive and we will continue in our altruistic pursuits until he will be able to marvel at the cohesiveness of his caucus through the viewfinder of a microscope.

One is the most cohesive number.

90
11 I'm in Dallas. Send a car for me, Ace. Posted by: mikeyslaw

I call shotgun!

91

Well that bitch just can't help herself it seems.

And I'm not using it as a term of endearment, Joyless Luck Club.

92 Posted by: Journolist at October 28, 2010 04:27 PM (O/NP5)

ignoring that eric fellow?

93 One is the most cohesive number.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 28, 2010 04:36 PM (xxgag)

One minus one offers optimal cohesiveness I hear.

94

I can't believe I am the only Moron in the San Francisco East Bay.

Fiorina Phone Bank

Mad for Carly Thursdays: From 6 to 9 pm at the CCRP HQ: 1320 El Capitan Drive, Suite 100, in Danville. RSVP to Thomas Midanek: thmidanek@mac.com

95 muwwwwhahahahahaha. My account at the Daily Kock is still functional...

96
Posted by: Journolist at October 28, 2010 04:27 PM (O/NP5)

Sounds like the X-Files stuff that got posted a couple days back.  Believe it when I see it.

If you ARE an insider, go kick McConnell in the balls, kthx.

97 I took a look at the Gawker piece. It's almost a rejected letter to penthouse forum. Kinda graphic, but not too bad. If the guy rejected her for the reason he claimed, as was mentioned upthread, he must be rivaling cast members of Jersey Shore on the Douchebag meter. Some of the pics of her in the ladybug costume aren't that great, but in the last photo she looks stunningly beautiful.

98

What's up Morons and Bitchettes!

Offensive?

Sheesh, just a term of endearment.

99 And went on from there.  Funny shit man.

the word slurring and hiccups make that particular sock!

Posted by: laceyndearlls at October 28, 2010 04:34 PM (pLTLS)

Indeed.  So.....is that why your nic is misspelled?  Is it happy hour where you are already?  And no I'm not the spelling police as my spelling sukcs!

100 “I really shouldn’t have called her a bitch,” said Behar today. “To me, that’s a term of endearment. I reserve that word for people that I know and love. So that was a mistake and I take it back.”


Yeah, nice apology, cunt.  I rarely, if ever, use that word, but she brings out the best, so......

101

92 lacey

 

oh! that explains it!  joy is such a bitch!

102 oh sponge...did you have to use that word?  gah.......

103 I have a spray paint stencil that says "is a pedo".

I'm going to do some "artwork" later this evening.

104 And I'm not using it as a term of endearment, Joyless Luck Club.

It might be the Joy Luckless Club.  Or the Joy Brainless Club.

105
oh sponge...did you have to use that word?  gah.......

In this case, it is CLEARLY warranted.  And well-deserved.

106 I'm assuming joy will dress in character for halloween....a witch?

107

.....is that why your nic is misspelled

good lord. that's 2 days in a row now. I should never sock.

gonna go ahead and say I'm drunk _{I'm not.}

108 Posted by: curious at October 28, 2010 04:46 PM (p302b)

She is always dressed for Halloween.

109
well, stuiec, thanks to you I've had "the flibberty jib" in my head since last Friday.

110 oh sponge...did you have to use that word?  gah.......


Yeah, I know.  I apologize.......She's just such trash.....

111 Oh no!  My mindthoughts just thought of Joy Behar in a Gawker story kind of way!  Mind bleach!  Mind bleach!

112 You must use no history.

113
If the guy rejected her for the reason he claimed....

Posted by: Doc at October 28, 2010 04:39 PM (+nLt7)

I call bullshit on his claim, and say yes to faggotry!

114

We hereby commit to giving a hand to Kos.  To help make certain that his caucus is even smaller and more cohesive and we will continue in our altruistic pursuits until he will be able to marvel at the cohesiveness of his caucus through the viewfinder of a microscope.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 28, 2010 04:33 PM (RkRxq)

His caucus was probably about the size of a rabid male chipmunk to start with.

He may need an electron microscope after 11/2.

115
Two things about Flibberty Jib.

1) Ken Nordine sounds like the narrator from 300.

2) It reminds of "Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy."

116 Posted by: Rocks at October 28, 2010 04:24 PM (Q1lie)

A Boyscout troop leader?  My dad was my Cub Scout Pack Leader, and volunteered with my Boyscout troop- he therefore had uniforms for both.

117 sponge....well the shoe fits so i guess she should wear it.....

118
sooooo...

anyone have any growths or moles they want to talk about?

119

good lord. that's 2 days in a row now. I should never sock.

Lacey - the "Name" box used to store socks and nics but not any more, at least mine doesn't.  I can't tell you how many times I have typed Raodking after a sock instead of Roadking.

120 If you enable history your computer will remember your socks.

121
goiters?

122 A Boyscout troop leader?  My dad was my Cub Scout Pack Leader, and volunteered with my Boyscout troop- he therefore had uniforms for both.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at October 28, 2010 04:53 PM (8y9MW)

This was not the uniform adult scout leaders wear but an adult sized scout uniform. He says he just happened to have it from the Halloween the year before.

123 Charlie Crist going to be on Olbermann

124
Did Crist endorse either candidate for governor?

125 OT teh funnez:  Scroll down to direction #43

126 Charlie Crist going to be on Olbermann.

Perfect.  The Orange One and the Crazy One.  What's the over/under they end up back at Keef's place?  In the hot tub giving each other back rubs?

127

And please excuse Epstein from your GOTV event.  Myself and Epstein have to make calls on the telephone for Marty Lamb that night.

128

Scroll down to direction #43

do you have any jet skis I can borrow?

129 Posted by: Rocks at October 28, 2010 04:59 PM (Q1lie)

Oh, well then, that's different (I haven't seen the pics, but I know there weren't significant differences between what the leaders wore and what we wore when I was in scouts, though- size and specific patches were about it IIRC).

That said, though, who sells adult versions of Boyscout uniforms as costumes?

130
Really tight gov's race in VT.

131 Someone please hit me over the head with a crowbar.  Beck is showing vid of the bitch who says "Mother's abort their kids because they love motherhood." 

Who are these sub-humans?  Oh, I forgot.  We've got one in the Oval Office. 

132 Posted by: AoSHQ's Truman North at October 28, 2010 05:07 PM (G5JPI)

That's fantastic!

133 Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2010 05:13 PM (UOM4

Can I hit her over the head with a crowbar instead?  It would be because I love her, you see.

134 Hoo boy.  Glen Beck just latched onto the whole 'liberal gene' thing.

If only I could say he wasn't going where they would...

135 drudge is saying he's going to a jakarta mosk but not to the sick temple...that is too odd..he went to Rome didn't he?  and saw the pope or am i confusing him with GWB

136 @135 At what point can we say he's gone off the rails?

I really appreciate what he's done, and maybe he'll get on some meds and be sane again, but some of his stuff is really just beginning to go beyond the pale.

137

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2010 05:13 PM (UOM4

I eat McRibs because I love 6 pack abs.

138 #132  Mother's = Mothers

Sheesh.

139 #136: He's skipping a Sikh temple to avoid being mistaken for Muslim, and then he's going to a mosque?  My head hurts.

140 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at October 28, 2010 05:16 PM (8y9MW)

This is what happened to those guys with the different colored eggs doing the princeton study.  One minute they are quiet princton researchers and the next minute they are off the reservation with crazy.

141 File this under "No Shit"

142 It's going to be nice to have this particular election over with.

143 Delta Smelt, I'm totally digusted by the McRib.  However, if we take the House on the 2nd, I'll force one down.  And if we take the House and Senate, I'll eat a McRib and drink a nasty Slurpee (I hate those things).  I'll have to spike the Slurpee, however. 

144 140 #136: He's skipping a Sikh temple to avoid being mistaken for Muslim, and then he's going to a mosque?  My head hurts.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 28, 2010 05:17 PM (p05LM)

Does his Christian faith prevent him form going to a sick temple or something cause I know that I jsut learned that you can't go to muslim holy places unless you are a muslim....I mean I read that you can't even enter mecca or medina...so maybe he belongs to a christian church with rules like that.  You know like when you go to a Catholic wedding and the jews don't kneel and they apologize about it but don't kneel.

145 He's wise to avoid the Sikh temple.  You can't trust those people.  Believe me, I know.  Sacred honor, blah, blah, blah......

146

anyone have any growths or moles they want to talk about?

If Ace didn't leave the keys to the blog with somebody while he goes uptown tonight, we'll have to keep ourselves amused, at least until Maet shows up.

Anyway, to answer your question, I've got this thing right down here and I can't quite see it in the mirror, could you take a look?

147

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2010 05:19 PM (UOM4

I'm with you on slurpies. Yuck.  With vodka, much better.

McRibs are good if you never cut it in half and see the gray mystery meat.  MMMM McRib.

148 #145: No, it's not his faith.  White House sources said the other day he didn't want to appear at the Sikh temple because he'd be required to wear a turban and was afraid he'd rile up people who think he's a Muslim.

So adding a mosque to the itinerary just seems weird after that.

149
Video proof that Obama did indeed get the car out of the ditch. Here he is driving the car!

150 In the last photo of COD on Gawker it looks like an engagement ring in her hand and her expression is one of rejection (or more accurately Oh S^%t did this douche really just ask that).

That story fits well with the story written also.

151

Dang Straights,

Lest you forget, we live in the x-files.

To wit: 

Retail banks are broke

Your government is broke with close to 100T in unfunded obligations

Unemployment is 22%

The government is printing money to purchase its own debt

The government circumvented the constitution to pass a 2,300 page bill re-ordering 1/6th of the economy against the will of the people.  

None of the congress read the subject bill which only passed  by throwing out senate rules

With congresmen stating the constitution doesn't matter.

With a president and his advisors threatening the American people

A president who speaks in code to minority groups to "punish" their "enemies"

A white house mouth piece who mocks the press and U.S. citizens

A president who appears on MTV, Leno and the John Stewart show.

A congress who swears in comedian Stephen Colbert  who proceeds to testify while in character before a U.S. House sub-committee.

A president whose records are under seal.

An administration who wants to prosecute terrorists in U.S. Civilian court

An administration who refuses to uphold the rule of law in Arizona and protect its citizens

An administration that demagogues Arizona's illegal immigration crisis to create a polity between illegals and legal law abiding citizens while a civil narco war rages across the border 

A congress that allows the president of Mexico to castigate America and its soverignty and statutory laws while standing inside the halls of Congress.

A Federal Court that allows 11 separate Latin American countries to file amicus briefs on Arizona's anti-illegal immigration law.

Reason will not allow the above to go unchecked, not in a Constitutional Republic, not for long.

152

McRibs are good if you never cut it in half and see the gray mystery meat.  MMMM McRib.

 

Whether it's symbolic or not, I'm not eating that shit.  I'm cooking up some cajun catfish Tues. evening.

153 Delta Smelt, unfortunately, some moron linked a pic of a dissected (gag) McRib.  That vision is embedded in my brain. 

I'm feeling guilty.  D'oh had a board meeting to attend in S. Gawja tonight and wanted me to go with him.  After nearly 25 years eating rubber chicken dinners with him, I passed.  Now I feel bad.  So I'm calling out for pizza.  Plus, I'll watch the Real Hos tonight in penance.  

I'll make it up to him when he comes home tomorrow. 

154
Don't forget...

after the elections we STILl have the Rangle/Waters ethics hearing to look forward to.

155
will Boner let Rangle & Waters off the hook?

Yes, I think he will.

156 Try the McRib again.  It is excellent.

157 142 File this under "No Shit"

Posted by: maddogg at October 28, 2010 05:18 PM (OlN4e)

I did the free trial once. The friggin' think is pink.

And the only content that wasn't leftist worldview fell under the "Belaboring the Obvious" category.

Salmon fishwrap.

158 Damn the Will Folks sock to hell.  *looks around for runningrn*

159 Hey folks get this out pronto: it turns the 'head stomp' protester at the Rand Paul rally had stuck her sign into the open window of Paul's car and hit him in the face with it shortly before she was tackled and taken down. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiLeud-sxrM&feature=player_embedded

160 Lol.  I just realized what I posted last using the Will Folks sock.  D'oh would not be amused. 

161

I'm cooking up some cajun catfish Tues. evening.

Hmm...perhaps I'll get a filet o fish to go with my McRib.  Eh, on second thought...

162 154: And darn your socks?

163 According to someone I know in the White House the current administration contingency plan if the Chinese invade Taiwan is to nuke Hiroshima and Nagasaki - since that is a proven winning strategy.

164 So how about those local races eh? I mean, they need help too but national is all we see.

165 Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 28, 2010 05:21 PM (AZWim)

Reminds me of my own version of Old McDonald-

Old McDonald had a restaurant- E-I-E-I-O
And in this restaurant he served some HORSE E-I-E-I-O
With a Big Mac here, and a Big Mac there
Here a Big, there a Mac, everywhere a Big Mac...

I think you can imagine the rest.  My line for the McRib?

And in this restaurant he served some Processed Pork Byproduct, E-I-E-I-O...

166 Speaking of which... O.o

167 Isn't fillet o fish on the dollar menu?

168  Lol.  I just realized what I posted last using the Will Folks sock.  D'oh would not be amused. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2010 05:29 PM (UOM4

 

It would certainly be an evening that he'd never forget. 

169

Wow that sidebar item about Milbank going after Barky on his TDS appearance is really irritating.  Stewart looks to be criticizing him for not being enough of a leftist. 

I mean, who could've guessed that one huh?  Such an "able inquisitor".  A real good interviewer that Stewart.  Shame he was coming from the left.  Didn't see that one coming, no sir.

170 151 That story fits well with the story written also.

To clarify what I mean. It is my guess that the person who submitted the pictures and letter to Gawker was the roommate she dated for a year. And this fairytale is his revenge for being dumped on that Halloween.

171

Hey, remember when people thought that Big Macs were made with earthworms for the extra protein?

Cut one in half and watch it crawl in two different directions.

172

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at October 28, 2010 05:31 PM (8y9MW)

Argentinian horse no less.

One night of processed pork byproduct isn't going to kill me right?

Uh, right?

173 @165 - First, they wouldn't mean anything to most people.  Second, "Down Ballot" races normally succeed when their allies higher on the ballot succeed.

174 Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 28, 2010 05:35 PM (AZWim)

You can believe that if it gives you peace, DS.

175 Howard Stern has just been convicted of drugging Anna Nicole Smith.

Maybe he can share a cell with OJ.

176
In an alternate universe can you imagine Jon Stewart asking Bush why he didn't nuke Iran and Syria, too?

That's what Stewart's 'interview' with Obama was like. Why didn't you completely take over the health care sector?

177

One night of processed pork byproduct isn't going to kill me right?

Ears, snouts, and tails never hurt anyone.

178

So that's where Kirchner's ending up?

Posted by: runningrn at October 28, 2010 05:37 PM (qY2Vc)

Looks like they aren't as reverential about past leadership down there as we are.

179 Oops.  That would be Howard K. Stern. 

180 All those little tiny shrimp that are so cheap at the grocery store are raised on human sewage in China.

181 Address is wrong. It's 7317, not 7313, and it's in the basement.

182 #183  That's why we only buy Wild Georgia Shrimp.

183

Ears, snouts, piggy assholes, and tails never hurt anyone.

 

FIFY.

184

Maybe he can share a cell with OJ.

even better if it was their old BFF Bobby Trendy!

185 #183  That's why we only buy Wild Georgia Shrimp.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2010 05:43 PM (UOM4

I like those too, they come pre oiled. Saves time and money.

186 Oh hells no.  Bobby Trendy!  Is he in jail, or working for Bwawney's boyfriend?

187
Have all the cob-loggers crawled into the valu-rite... I mean, are they at GOTV events, too?  Cuz this could get ugly.

188 @190

Ya think? Of course, they are in the bowels of Brooklyn, so it might get ugly for them too.

189
Here's a nice cut through the bullshit on the Obama/Comedy Central interview.
Jon Stewart - turns out he is as far left as we thought.


Far left = sanity.  *right*

190 I guess tonight is Inmates in Charge of the Asylum Night.  Could get interesting.

191 Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2010 05:57 PM (UOM4

Why? Are you finally going to post those pictures?

192 Will wonders never cease!  Even Charles' Little Green Johnson says the Gawker hit piece on COD was unwarranted sleaze.

193 Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2010 05:57 PM

Isn't that kind of irresponsible of them?  You never know what kind of trouble Morons can get into without supervision.

194 Damn that Will Folks! Beating me to all the choice trim once again!

195
I did not cheat, and I'm not a crook.

196 sickinmass, I've worked my ass off these last months serving on our Tea Party committee.  I'll be so damned glad when Nov. 3rd. is here.  Then on the 4th we have another meeting to get ready for 2012.  Gah.

197 Will wonders never cease!  Even Charles' Little Green Johnson says the Gawker hit piece on COD was unwarranted sleaze.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 28, 2010 05:59 PM (xxgag)

Captain Queeg didn't think it was fair huh?  Amazing.

You have the best hash in AOS history btw.

198
The Gawker hit piece on COD is strange in that the writer hates both Bush and bush.  He must be a fag?

199

Will wonders never cease!  Even Charles' Little Green Johnson says the Gawker hit piece on COD was unwarranted sleaze.

Who cares what that schizo asshole says about anything.

200 well, stuiec, thanks to you I've had "the flibberty jib" in my head since last Friday.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 28, 2010 04:50 PM (uFokq)

How are things in your town?

201

You have the best hash in AOS history btw.

Someone had one earlier today that was 'tonge' or something like that. And let's not forget kdbear's infamous 'sXYee'.

202
CO voters - Vote yes on 63!  Tell your friends.  vote for Health Care Choice!
Vote against ObamaCare.

203
I would do Christine O'Donnell even without her ladybug and Deely Bobber outfit.  I thought she looked pretty and hot!

204

so george and laura are at texas a&m and there was a campus alert on a gunman? hmm....

205 Jacob Turk is wanting to run alot of commericials between now and Tuesday.  Cleaver is scared.  Damn, I am loving this shit.  If anyone has any cash to spare, pls send it Jacobs way.  turkforcongress.com.  Let's finally rid this country of the joke that is Emanual Cleaver.

206 DrewM showed up to keep us in line.

207 Fish, with all the love and kindness in my heart I'd take a wager to bet you'd schtup anything that didn't have the last name O'Donnell (er, as in Rosie!), Cho, or Garofalo!

208 On O'Donnell, I just scanned the story, but the guy said he had just spent five minutes with her, and later she showed up.  Um, that's an awful lot of party pics for a five minute encounter.

209

DrewM showed up to keep us in line.

Aw hell... and I just getting warmed up to be a bad girl tonight.

210 Crap, I drove right past that office at about 4 pm, without noticing it. And then a few minutes later was discussing that very contest with a nurse in my doctor's office. 

211 >>> On O'Donnell, I just scanned the story, but the guy said he had just spent five minutes with her, and later she showed up.  Um, that's an awful lot of party pics for a five minute encounter

Yeah the "anonymous" story teller seems full of shit.  Even the gawker commenters are saying this. 

The one big thing everyone is talking about is the fact that he turned down the sexy-time with her because she didn't trim her bush enough for his refined tastes.

But the entire way the guy wrote the article, it just feels like bullshit.  This basically sums it up:  "She like totally wanted me, brah, but I just wasn't interested.  I get WAAAAAAY to much play to care about someone like her."

For the amount of tang that this guy gets, you would think that he might realize that, actually, a lot of girls don't go girls scouts style down below. 

Of course, if he were just some 2-bit troll who lives in his mom's basement and watches porn all day long.... then it makes sense that he thinks that!!

Anyways... it seems like gawker is getting hosed all around for this one.  I think they went to far here, even for them.  They might be getting a little cocky after the Brett Farve takedown on the gawker sub-blog deadspin.

212
And via @andylevy, here is the "anonymous" author of the O'Donnell piece

213 Bill Clinton Urged Democrat Kendrick Meek To Get Out of Race

214 Hey, we did part of an election district for Michael Grimm.  A very pro-Halloween District...