September 20, 2010
— Ace The FBI got involved in setting him up; his "bomb," made by an FBI plant, was fake.
A Northwest Side man has been charged with plotting to bomb a strip of crowded Wrigleyville night spots around the time people were leaving a Dave Matthews concert at the ballpark over the weekend.Sami Samir Hassoun, 22, of the 4700 block of North Kedzie Avenue, was arrested as he placed a backpack containing what he thought were high-explosives in a trash can in front of Sluggers on Clark Street, about a block south of Wrigley Field, according to the FBI.
There is some possible terrorist breaking news. Fingers crossed.
BREAKING: Fort Bliss Army Base in Texas on Lockdown After Shooting, Army Officials Say. Please God, not again.
Either way I guess there was a shooting. Prayers.
Murder/Suicide: God loser men suck.
Can't just kill yourself. Oh no. Gotta bring someone along with you because otherwise you'd get lonely.
Cowardly, weak killers.
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--A DMB show? That's a brave man; I'm surprised the pot smoke and B.O. didn't knock him out.
Posted by: logprof at September 20, 2010 02:28 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 20, 2010 02:29 PM (xtAfO)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 20, 2010 02:29 PM (HjxoE)
Or those danged Presbyterians. Or Methodists - we all know their bake sales and prayer groups are cover for illegal arm sales.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 20, 2010 02:30 PM (9hSKh)
Posted by: curious at September 20, 2010 02:31 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Sami Samir Hassoun at September 20, 2010 02:31 PM (bZ4G+)
Posted by: mama winger at September 20, 2010 02:31 PM (KDX07)
Sami Samir Hassoun, 22, of the 4700 block of North Kedzie Avenue, was arrested as he placed a backpack containing what he thought were high-explosives in a trash can in front of Sluggers on Clark Street, about a block south of Wrigley Field, according to the FBI.
Sounds like one of those "bitter clingers" President Obama warned us about; clinging to his suicide belt and koran...
Posted by: runningrn at September 20, 2010 02:33 PM (8GYOu)
Posted by: lurkerDoug at September 20, 2010 02:35 PM (HwIdb)
Regardless, they only have to be lucky once - we have to be lucky every time.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 20, 2010 02:36 PM (9hSKh)
Posted by: Warm Mountain at September 20, 2010 02:36 PM (2oxHP)
Posted by: Alex at September 20, 2010 02:36 PM (THLN4)
Wow, I got all the details on the Fort Bliss thing from you before Fox and all the lamewads got their crap together and even put up a link to the story. Yet another reason MFM is dying out.
Posted by: Peter at September 20, 2010 02:36 PM (cSlKk)
Posted by: AMERICAS CEO at September 20, 2010 02:37 PM (eHP4n)
Ace, you gave me a heart attack. I thought it was a tea partier for realz.
Posted by: Ms Choksondik at September 20, 2010 02:38 PM (uvFJG)
Posted by: AMERICAS CEO at September 20, 2010 02:38 PM (eHP4n)
Because Sami Samir Hassoun is such a good tea partier name.
If he's a muslim tea partier, then I think MSNBC will have a nervous breakdown.
Posted by: Alex at September 20, 2010 02:39 PM (THLN4)
Posted by: ChicagoJedi at September 20, 2010 02:41 PM (WZFkG)
I my day we had to hunt down and kill our meals, then roast it on campfires.
.....and any guy who harms his family is not a MAN
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at September 20, 2010 02:42 PM (dPcmp)
Posted by: Zombie Al Capone at September 20, 2010 02:43 PM (QLmzi)
Posted by: Ms Choksondik at September 20, 2010 06:38 PM (uvFJG)
But that's the point: It won't be ( it never is, and never will be )
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, seer at September 20, 2010 02:44 PM (dPcmp)
Posted by: m at September 20, 2010 02:45 PM (QQv7f)
in b4 eggmcmuffin tells us knuckleheads it makes him sick that Ace is praying for terrorist attacks
Posted by: the known comic at September 20, 2010 02:47 PM (gt3o0)
Posted by: BILLY BOB SAMIR HASSAUN at September 20, 2010 02:48 PM (eHP4n)
Posted by: m at September 20, 2010 02:49 PM (QQv7f)
Posted by: Allan at September 20, 2010 02:49 PM (WZFkG)
Posted by: Chainsaw Chimp at September 20, 2010 02:49 PM (k4bdL)
Posted by: nevergiveup at September 20, 2010 02:50 PM (0GFWk)
Posted by: Samir's Roommate at September 20, 2010 06:30 PM (QKKT0)
Maybe it was a revenge plot for Dave Matthews' tour bus dumping its septic tanks in the Chicago River.
Posted by: stuiec at September 20, 2010 02:50 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at September 20, 2010 02:52 PM (31gzh)
There's a lot of things that type of life-form wouldn't qualify for. Membership in humanity is just one of those things. Another group that would soundly reject something of such dubious morals would be the maggots living on the corpse of a diseased rat.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 20, 2010 02:53 PM (0q2P7)
Oh Dave Mathews I thought it said Chris Mathews...."
Posted by: BILLY BOB SAMIR HASSAUN at September 20, 2010 02:53 PM (eHP4n)
Posted by: Purity Of Essence at September 20, 2010 02:54 PM (P1vpT)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 20, 2010 06:36 PM
I fear we are catching the incompetent ones, while the terrorists who have a clue are waiting for the right distraction to cover their strike(s).
Don't forget that Eric Shabazz Holder will have ol' Sami to not deal with.
Fort Bliss? I hope the civilian authorities just STFU and let the military take care of this. Hope everyone except the shooter is okay.
Posted by: MrScribbler at September 20, 2010 02:55 PM (Ulu3i)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 20, 2010 02:55 PM (eNxMU)
Posted by: lurkerDoug at September 20, 2010 02:56 PM (HwIdb)
Posted by: BILLY BOB SAMIR HASSAUN at September 20, 2010 03:02 PM (eHP4n)
Posted by: paranoidpyro at September 20, 2010 03:02 PM (xjUGr)
Maybe the guy was trying to dynamite all the guys dicks out of their boyfriend's asses up there.
Posted by: Lt T26 at September 20, 2010 03:02 PM (8EieV)
Posted by: ace at September 20, 2010 03:04 PM (bZ4G+)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 20, 2010 03:04 PM (9hSKh)
However, I'm only a lone voice and everyone else ignores me, so there's that.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 20, 2010 03:05 PM (eNxMU)
Posted by: m at September 20, 2010 03:05 PM (QQv7f)
Clearly this individual was incited by threats of Koran burning.
The obvious and necessary solution is to tear down Wrigley Field and replace it with a mosque.
Posted by: Warden at September 20, 2010 03:07 PM (QoR4a)
Nah, we can't change our behavior because we worry about the Left's reaction. Fuck 'em.
"Mockery is the best antiseptic."
-- Shih Tzu
Posted by: the known comic at September 20, 2010 03:08 PM (gt3o0)
Posted by: ace at September 20, 2010 03:09 PM (bZ4G+)
Posted by: ace at September 20, 2010 07:04 PM (bZ4G+)
Au contraire -- please keep doing them! If a leftie blogger or, even better, a lamestream media site picks one up and falls for it for realzies, we can all mock it/them mercilessly. Think of it as a moron's version of a tracking beacon. :-)
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 20, 2010 03:10 PM (NGf/6)
Posted by: BILLY BOB SAMIR HASSAUN at September 20, 2010 03:10 PM (eHP4n)
Posted by: m at September 20, 2010 03:11 PM (QQv7f)
You know what did it, Ace?
The "Great." It comes across as genuine disappointment. Without the "great," it wouldn't have been so effectively devious. But that's what made it delicious!
Posted by: the known comic at September 20, 2010 03:11 PM (gt3o0)
Yoots of unknown ethnic origin (Yueo)
If a leftie blogger or, even better, a lamestream media site picks one up and falls for it for realzies, we can all mock it/them mercilessly.
Doesn't work. We have mocked them mercilessly about falling for the old plastic turkey in the tailpipe thing, and they still bring it up. You can't fix stupid.
Posted by: pep at September 20, 2010 03:17 PM (0K3p3)
Posted by: m at September 20, 2010 03:21 PM (QQv7f)
Posted by: m at September 20, 2010 03:22 PM (QQv7f)
Really no more "tea partier kills" jokes in the headlines?
It's frappin' funny, man. Humor transplant on aisle BeckoningChasm.
Posted by: rdbrewer at September 20, 2010 03:23 PM (QhtIg)
It made me slightly ill for a second. But hey, I read horror, so game on!
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 20, 2010 03:24 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: m at September 20, 2010 03:28 PM (QQv7f)
Posted by: NotAMolly at September 20, 2010 03:32 PM (ADJFU)
Posted by: Navycopjoe on his IPhone4 at September 20, 2010 03:34 PM (2yCtZ)
Posted by: m at September 20, 2010 03:35 PM (QQv7f)
Posted by: NotAMolly at September 20, 2010 03:39 PM (ADJFU)
With all due respect, I gotta agree with my fellow moron here-- I think it would be better with a rolling rotation of WASP identifiers. Funny to us, but as we all know, actual facts and truth don't matter to the left and the MFM. Remember that they get their news and election information from Stewart and Saturday Night Live, to which they then bitterly cling.
Posted by: Filly at September 20, 2010 03:44 PM (d0TxY)
that's the whole problem with muzzies--they dont play ball or drink beer.!
Rays&Yankees 4game set just starting
Posted by: ron dorque at September 20, 2010 03:55 PM (Gmx+V)
Posted by: Penfold at September 20, 2010 04:17 PM (EdMSl)
Can we stop using Tea Party in headlines about terrorists, whackos or other definitive NON Tea Partiers?
Agree. Honestly, terrorism on our soil is a serious thing and I don't see the humor in connecting it to the TP. Especially when people have (or may have) died.
Also, the left and MSM will do everything possible to find a TP/rightward angle and don't need help from our side to make a connection even if it's in jest.
Posted by: Mayday at September 20, 2010 04:24 PM (TRgli)
He wanted to create chaos to gain political control of the city and its sources of revenue. Hey....isn't that Barry's plan for the country?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 20, 2010 04:28 PM (Svdr6)
Posted by: willow at September 20, 2010 04:29 PM (8fK1n)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 20, 2010 04:36 PM (2g2ex)
Well, they are funny, it's just I never know when you're being funny or accurate (or funny AND accurate). I don't think I've had any heart attacks over this, but it just seems given the relentless Left coverage of the Tea Party as "dangerous, maniacal extremists" that I always think it's possible, just possible that there might be some unstable people in their ranks just waiting. And that one of them has finally ignited.
So while I can read a headline here as "Hardline Episcopalians" and know which actual real religion is about to be fingered, it's more iffy with Tea Party stuff.
But hey, however this works I'm still going to hang around here (sorry). Maybe I'm too jittery over the coming November bloodbath, and how the MSM and Dems are going to do their best to cheat their way out of it. I'm all for handing them ammo that blows up in their faces, but many times the "corrections" to their stories never seem to come out, or get much attention.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 20, 2010 04:49 PM (eNxMU)
Posted by: TheGhostWhoWalks at September 20, 2010 04:55 PM (9tt+Z)
Prayers for the soldiers/people injured at Fort Bliss.
Posted by: inyourheadZOMBIE at September 20, 2010 05:22 PM (RC7LR)
Posted by: inyourheadZOMBIE at September 20, 2010 05:25 PM (RC7LR)
I was at that concert on Saturday (yeah, yeah, flame on). Doesn't surprise me that this joker picked this area given the high density of folks at the bars and at the concert. Thank God he failed.
log prof is spot on re the pot smoke. It was so heavy I'm surprised that everyone did not get a contact high - and Security never blinked an eye...
Posted by: flodigarry at September 20, 2010 06:09 PM (Euq2W)
The war in Afghanistan has proved worthwhile. Our soldiers can be proud.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 20, 2010 06:13 PM (mHQ7T)
Thank God they're stupid. And, Thank God for all the FBI guys and gals who do what they do all day every day.
Posted by: Call Me Ishmael at September 20, 2010 06:28 PM (UL/HQ)
Posted by: Steve h at September 20, 2010 07:19 PM (vmEyI)
"Sami Samir Hassoun, 22, of the 4700 block of North Kedzie Avenue, was arrested as he placed a backpack containing what he thought were high-explosives in a trash can in front of Sluggers on Clark Street, about a block south of Wrigley Field, according to the FBI."
Great. He's in my fucking neighborhood. And yes, thank God for the FBI.
Posted by: Brown Line at September 20, 2010 07:31 PM (3j2+H)
Posted by: ace at September 20, 2010 07:50 PM (KUUXH)
Posted by: ace at September 20, 2010 07:52 PM (KUUXH)
or Tea Partier (Algerian Glenn Beck Fan Club) ...
like better telegraphed?
Yeah, for those of us like me that would lessen the button-panic-ohcrap instant reaction. The more ridiculous and over-detailed, the easier to say, "Oh, that's that ironic satire thing I've heard about, so that's okay, then!"
I mean, I'm not without a sense of humor, really. Honestly, you can see it right here, it's got this great little attachment, and...oh, well, it was right here a minute ago. I guess I should get another one from Amazon. If I click a link here, will that help?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 20, 2010 08:26 PM (eNxMU)
Yep.
Just saw this headline over at Doug Ross.
If I hadn't been here last night;
if I had just been lazy and not clicked through;
I'd have just thought it was another report confirming the MSM meme of the TP's violence. The MSM isn't even reporting this story at all so the only reporting this story's getting is yours blaming it on the TP.
How is that appropriate???
Can't overestimate what a BAD idea this is...
This headline will be all over the net and anyone who DOESN'T do the effort of clicking through back to here (which is MOST PEOPLE) will be clueless that this is an "inside joke"...
That's really not funny.
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