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October 31, 2010

Greggums...
— CAC

Honey, I know you get excited for polls that sample more Democrats than what showed up in 2006 or 2008, but really...

Save yourself for me.
Kisses,
HT.

This is a Gerg-only thread. Only grogs and grag-like grugs can greig here.

Get your greg on.

Posted by: CAC at 06:11 PM | Comments (102)
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1 It will only be a wave if Republicans beat Helen Thomas. With a cat 'o nine tails. While she is dressed only in assless chaps.

Posted by: Grag at October 31, 2010 06:12 PM (MLQL2)

2 I'd hit it

Posted by: gregorie at October 31, 2010 06:14 PM (kR57Q)

3 my kinda chick.

Posted by: gribula at October 31, 2010 06:15 PM (0fzsA)

4 Every time my girlfriend's picture gets posted it's royalties baby!

Posted by: GREG at October 31, 2010 06:15 PM (Y81Xa)

5 She can oversample my pole anytime.

Posted by: Grig at October 31, 2010 06:15 PM (ZXnUe)

6 Please stop posting PPP results. I can't take any more tugging... oh, no! Here he goes again... !

fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap,

Posted by: Greg's Tiny Prick at October 31, 2010 06:16 PM (UcOiF)

7 That's a man, baby!

Posted by: greggs vajajay at October 31, 2010 06:17 PM (kTd8J)

8 Who wants to make a gif from 1:07 --> 1:25?

It's alright, just hold tight and it won't hurt.

http://tinyurl.com/2f84svd

Posted by: Vince at October 31, 2010 06:18 PM (GpQZ/)

9 I'm going to party with Helen Election Night, as we celebrate the Democrats' Great Victory!

Posted by: Grug, Moby Of Doom at October 31, 2010 06:18 PM (QgAFR)

10 I think there will be many Helen Thomas type expressions on your readers faces when Manchin is declared the winner when election coverage begins, dismissing any "wave" talk before it even began.

This is going to be fun.

Posted by: Greg at October 31, 2010 06:18 PM (huyI8)

And that kid went HAW HAW!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 31, 2010 06:18 PM (AZWim)

12 Helen Thomas was hot. During the Civil War.

Posted by: gus at October 31, 2010 06:18 PM (C02p4)

13 Helen Thomas! Me likey! Me love her long time.

Posted by: Greg at October 31, 2010 06:19 PM (ph9vn)

14 Edvard Grieg
Was fat as a pieg
He wrote Peer Gynt
I wish he dint

Posted by: Greggalicious at October 31, 2010 06:19 PM (Nh8jT)

15 Sadly, that is a better looking woman than the one I am sleeping with tonight.

Posted by: Gregatollah the ayatollah of doomatollah at October 31, 2010 06:20 PM (3W1+C)

Wait, the RCP average for Manchin has gone DOWN?

Cos, the previous PPP poll was actually BETTER for Manchin than this one?

So why have I been spinning that PPP poll as good news for the Dems?

Boy, do I look like a fuckin' doofus.

Posted by: Grug at October 31, 2010 06:20 PM (Pelv9)

17 And the very good news early in the broadcast for the Dems will have a snowball effect on the west coast, as well. Depressed Dems that might have stayed home in CA and NV will be buoyed by the good news from WV and Deleware and Connecticut.

Wave?

Hardly.

Posted by: Greg at October 31, 2010 06:21 PM (huyI8)

18 Helen Thomas was hot. During the Civil War.

Posted by: gus at October 31, 2010 10:18 PM (C02p4)

As someone who was there, she looked the same back then.

Posted by: Ghost of a Union Soldier Named Greg at October 31, 2010 06:21 PM (V9Q+f)

19 If Neptune remains blue, no wave.

Posted by: GREG at October 31, 2010 06:22 PM (Y81Xa)

20 Seriously, we've gonna give the troll this kind of attention? This is what he wants.

Posted by: Doc at October 31, 2010 06:23 PM (MYT77)

21 "Cos, the previous PPP poll was actually BETTER for Manchin than this one?"

Yeah, by all of one point, lol.

Raese cannot win.

Tuesday will be an epic disappointment for you.

How did the wave not reach the Senate races?!?!

Posted by: Greg at October 31, 2010 06:23 PM (huyI8)

Song inspired by Greg:

http://tinyurl.com/ya78yq5

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 31, 2010 06:23 PM (r1h5M)

23 Mom says I have to get off the computer now and go to bed, wingnuts.

Posted by: Greg at October 31, 2010 06:24 PM (ph9vn)

Look guys, stop making fun of me okay!

Having a tiny dick's like having a disability! Would you punch someone in a wheelchair??

Yeah, exactly.

Posted by: Greg at October 31, 2010 06:24 PM (Pelv9)

25 Still self-important

Posted by: dagny at October 31, 2010 06:26 PM (slemM)

26 What iceberg?

Posted by: Captain Greg, of the unsinkable Gregtanic at October 31, 2010 06:26 PM (5I0Yr)

27 Your delusion knows no bounds, G.

Posted by: I Put It To You Greg, And Not In An Animal House Way Either at October 31, 2010 06:27 PM (wj+Hw)

28 Taking in the squeakhole with a fresh pineapple is good for colon health!

Posted by: Unclegreg, Felcher of Heavily Skewed Democrat Polls at October 31, 2010 06:27 PM (eCAn3)

29 Thanks everyone for polling me.

Posted by: Creepy Greg at October 31, 2010 06:27 PM (y9Ogu)

30 Tuesday, I am SO licking the pudding off. Can. Not. Wait.

Posted by: Unclegreg, Felcher of Heavily Skewed Democrat Polls at October 31, 2010 06:28 PM (eCAn3)

31 Thy wave is over.

Posted by: Joust Greg at October 31, 2010 06:28 PM (5I0Yr)

Anyone notice how I'm desperately not mentioning Washington, Wisconsin, Illinois, Nevada, Kentucky, Pennsylvania, Florida, Missouri, New Hampshire, Ohio, and Colorado anymore?

Posted by: Ye Olde Grege at October 31, 2010 06:29 PM (Pelv9)

33 Mommy?

Posted by: Greg at October 31, 2010 06:29 PM (kMBIN)

34 From now on, Katrina and the Waves will just be Katrina and the Forget-Its.

Posted by: Greg at October 31, 2010 06:30 PM (5I0Yr)

35 Uncle Greg touched my pee pee.

Posted by: gregs nephew at October 31, 2010 06:31 PM (C02p4)

36 I'm coming to get you Greg.

Posted by: The Wave at October 31, 2010 06:31 PM (Pelv9)

37 Until all threads are Greg only, its not a true Greg Wave.

Posted by: Old Greg at October 31, 2010 06:31 PM (CN+Qv)

38 This is freaky, I was thinking we needed a battle of the Gregs and lo! this thread appears.

Posted by: Greg Secret Agent 42 at October 31, 2010 06:32 PM (3W1+C)

39 Hey, did anyone get the number of that wave?

Posted by: Greg on Wednesday Morning at October 31, 2010 06:32 PM (5I0Yr)

40 An army of gregs would probably resemble that insert that got Jello Biafra in trouble in 1985... google it.

Posted by: Greg, King of Gregs at October 31, 2010 06:34 PM (lV4Fs)

41 If there were really a wave would Texas be losing again tonight? Didn't think so wingnuts.

Posted by: Graig at October 31, 2010 06:34 PM (IlBr+)

It won't be a wave unless we get more cowbell.

I wanna hear more cowbell here, people.

Posted by: Saturday Night Greg at October 31, 2010 06:37 PM (sJTmU)

43 The GOP is polling at 0% in Tibet and KwaZulu-Natal.

No wave, wingnuts.

Posted by: Greg at October 31, 2010 06:39 PM (oroZE)

44 As Rodney Dangerfield once said.I'll bet you were something before electricity.

Posted by: ziptie at October 31, 2010 06:39 PM (0135J)

45 Where the hell is Reichmarschall Goering? Get him on the line.

Posted by: Mrs. Charlie Crist AKA Greg at October 31, 2010 06:39 PM (Snu7z)

46 Greg is a wonderful lover. He said I MAE touch his FANNIE.

Posted by: barney frank at October 31, 2010 06:40 PM (C02p4)

47 What about me, suckas?

Posted by: Maxine "Greg" Waters at October 31, 2010 06:42 PM (Ulu3i)

48 Eight Senate seats get flipped all the time. What are you CONs excited about?

Posted by: Greg, Polevaulter for Justice at October 31, 2010 06:42 PM (Snu7z)

It's not a wave if I don't drill Florence Henderson.

Posted by: Greg Brady at October 31, 2010 06:43 PM (aFLCI)

[standing at the shoreline on Sunday]

Well sure the ocean has receeded a bit, but it ain't no wave. Just a very low tide is all.

[standing at the shoreline on Monday]

Just 'cause the seabed is exposed out past the last sandbar don't mean nothing. Happens all the time. You wingnuts are so in for a disappointment.

[standing at the shoreline on Tuesday morning]

Well yes, the seabed being exposed all the way to the horizon is a little unusual, but there won't be any wave. I have polls!

[standing at the shoreline on Tuesday late afternoon]

So what that the seagulls and sandcrabs all skeedaddled just now. They were just confused by the setting sun being eclipsed by that weird bulge on the horizon. What? Say that again? Look, I can't hear you; there's a roaring noi....

[floating at the shoreline Tuesday night]

Glurg gleg glug

Posted by: Greg de Gonet at October 31, 2010 06:43 PM (2g2ex)

51 We still control the whole country.

Posted by: Bagdad Greg at October 31, 2010 06:44 PM (aFLCI)

52 Greg is Trig Palin's father. You can tell by the eyes.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at October 31, 2010 06:44 PM (YPivX)

53 Reality is what I say it is, Cons!

If I wish it, it will be!

Posted by: gErg at October 31, 2010 06:45 PM (MMC8r)

54 ALL IS WELL!!!

Posted by: gErg at October 31, 2010 06:48 PM (MMC8r)

55

How did the wave not reach the Senate races?!?!

Of the 37 Senate seats up for election this year, the GOP is going to win 25-27. That's about 2/3rds.

If the entire Senate were up for re-election like the House, instead of just 37% of it, the GOP would win a majority easily, probably a 60+ supermajority.

Posted by: Jon at October 31, 2010 06:49 PM (Xt7UU)

56 What is the sound of one neuron clapping

Posted by: Gergs brain at October 31, 2010 06:50 PM (fiCSd)

57 VP Bite Me is campaigning in Vermont because it's centrally located and his sheer force of personality will radiate, guaranteeing Democrat victory everywhere east of the Mississippi!

Posted by: Glerg at October 31, 2010 06:52 PM (Ew1k4)

58 The Progressives have a divine right to rule over you.

Psssttt... Joe Hill isn't the only kiddie diddler among the Teabaggrz

Posted by: Greg Merkinowski at October 31, 2010 06:53 PM (vdfwz)

59 Let's leave the top down today.

Posted by: Greg F. Kennedy at October 31, 2010 06:54 PM (kmmbv)

60 65 What is the sound of one neuron clapping?

Posted by: Gergs

Fap!Fap!Fap! Fap!

Isn't that a little familiar?

And now, I want some more cowbell here.

Posted by: Saturday Night Greg at October 31, 2010 06:54 PM (sJTmU)

61 If Greg had a rally. Restoring Greg. It would make Beck look like a punk.

Posted by: Ed Schultz at October 31, 2010 06:54 PM (C02p4)

62 I wants me some of that Hamas loving hotness.

Posted by: Grig at October 31, 2010 06:56 PM (6bnh9)

63 West Virginia's gonna lead the way fer the rest of the cuntry, fer shore!

Posted by: Hillbilly Greg at October 31, 2010 06:57 PM (5qJM5)

64 I've heard great things about Our American Cousin. I think I'll go see it tonight.

Posted by: Greg Lincoln at October 31, 2010 06:58 PM (kmmbv)

65 An infantry charge across a mile of open ground with artillery trained on us sounds like a good plan to me.

Posted by: Gen. Greg Pickett, CSA at October 31, 2010 07:00 PM (kmmbv)

66 Buster Posey hits a jimmy jack during a wave year? Didn't think so wingnuts.

Posted by: Graig at October 31, 2010 07:01 PM (IlBr+)

67 So my love child Greg is a hit?

Posted by: Palin Steele at October 31, 2010 07:01 PM (JpFM9)

68 I like turtles.

Posted by: gringocachingo-greg at October 31, 2010 07:02 PM (Lv7aP)

69 A guy named Madison from San Francisco pitches a shutout against Texas? Where's the wave wingnuts?

Posted by: World Series Graig at October 31, 2010 07:05 PM (IlBr+)

70 I just had a brilliant idea. I call it, Caprica.

Posted by: Greg D. Moore at October 31, 2010 07:07 PM (YPivX)

71 Young fool. Only now, at the end, do you understand. Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! You have paid the price for your lack of vision!

Posted by: Greg Soros at October 31, 2010 07:07 PM (2ocJB)

72 The SF on their cap stands for SOCCER FAG.

Posted by: Ed Schultz at October 31, 2010 07:07 PM (C02p4)

A fag named POSEY?? Hits a Jimmy Jack???

Posey???

Ashes ashes we all fall fucking down????

If he was a real man, he'd be in Texas and his name would be.

BUSTER HYMEN.

Posted by: Ed Schultz at October 31, 2010 07:09 PM (C02p4)

74 You, sir, are worse than Hitler.

Posted by: Gregalogue at October 31, 2010 07:11 PM (gbCNS)

75 Keep fucking that Greg, Chicken.

Posted by: nickless at October 31, 2010 07:14 PM (MMC8r)

76 Well, that didn't go very well. Maybe we should charge again...

Guys? Where'd ya go?

Posted by: Gen. Greg Pickett, CSA at October 31, 2010 07:15 PM (kmmbv)

77 Patrick Leahy is up by 3 points. The GOP is over.

Posted by: Greg at October 31, 2010 07:16 PM (YHOWg)

78 Full on cavalry charge works for me everytime. Never has failed me, yet

Posted by: Lt. Col. Greg Custer at October 31, 2010 07:23 PM (3W1+C)

79 Who's that dude?

Posted by: Ashen at October 31, 2010 07:27 PM (QenEP)

80 Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?

Posted by: Babs at October 31, 2010 07:27 PM (2g2ex)

81 So what's the over/under on a Greg appearance on Tuesday night or Wednesday (and sock-puppet Gregs don't count)?

Posted by: Geg (Because i have just banished that hated "r" from my name, so there!) at October 31, 2010 07:38 PM (vE11g)

82 So what's the over/under on a Greg appearance on Tuesday night or Wednesday

Don't know the under, but PPP says there's a 100% chance I'll be over a chair.

Posted by: Gregg at October 31, 2010 07:46 PM (5I0Yr)

83 What wave?

Posted by: Gregdonesia at October 31, 2010 07:50 PM (M+lbD)

84 I don't see any wave.

Posted by: 1st Gregmarine Division, Yalu River, 1950 at October 31, 2010 07:55 PM (M+lbD)

85 Raese wins by 5.
West Virginia leads the way to the Super-Wave.

Now, I will touch Greg and annihilate the both of us.

It's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it.

Posted by: Anti-Greg at October 31, 2010 07:56 PM (aH4UF)

86 You'll never defeat Nancy Pelosi, NEVER YOU SILLY CONS!!!

Posted by: Greg and Gregger at October 31, 2010 08:03 PM (y3oht)

The only wave Republibaggers will get is when the voters wave their middle fingers at them!

Posted by: Grigori Rasputin at October 31, 2010 08:08 PM (uk+J1)

88 You must laugh at my hip irony, and be nice to us so we aren't grossed out by your savagery

Posted by: Greg Stewart at October 31, 2010 08:24 PM (vdfwz)

89 I use an aggressive zone-blitz trollery scheme.

Posted by: Gregg Williams at October 31, 2010 08:49 PM (BP6Z1)

90 i wouldn't hit that with the First Wookie's Strapon...... even if she does.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 31, 2010 08:59 PM (d1FhN)

91 I don't see any wave.

(FTFY!)

Posted by: 1st Gregalry Division, Yalu River, 1950 at October 31, 2010 09:04 PM (d1FhN)

You call that a "wave"?

In my day, it wasn't a wave unless you won 110% of all available seats. Can you imagine how hard that was, winning more seats than actually existed? 'Course folks were tougher in those days. That's what we call a real "wave". You young'uns don't know nothin'. You got is easy, thinking a measly 70 seats a wave.

And another thing......

Posted by: Granpa Greg at October 31, 2010 09:15 PM (Pelv9)

93 You kids get off my lawn!

Posted by: Geezer Greg at October 31, 2010 09:48 PM (x9+RF)

94 Dear Greg:

You might like to know a group of us got together this weekend and did some vigorous push polling -

uff ur mum, lol!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 31, 2010 10:07 PM (2MGtW)

95 Hydrogen is the wave of the future!

Posted by: The HindenGreg at October 31, 2010 11:29 PM (hDDdC)

96 Every seat the GOP win, I'll cut myself a little deeper.

Posted by: Emo Greg at November 01, 2010 12:01 AM (Pelv9)

You call 70 seat an "Iceberg?" Not much of an "iceberg" to me....

Posted by: GregTanic at November 01, 2010 12:04 AM (Pelv9)