1 What the hells with the bone?

2 That's some mighty lean chicken.

3 Never heard of it.

4 Needs bacon.

5 It represents the forearm of the Pharoah, which Moses ripped from its socket in a fit of rage.

6
Ricky Martin - ghey.   Go figure.

7 Hava, Hava Nagilah... oy vey! we are God's chosen poop!

8 can I get fries with that?

to go, maybe?

9 Happy Passover.  I'm off to bed.  Fox is giving me a headache.

10 1 - that's a shank bone. Happy Passover all...Gonna eat some matzah in a bit.

11 Mmmmmm, bitter herbs.

12 Why is this night different from all other nights?
On all other nights, we eat either unleavened or leavened bread, but tonight we eat only unleavened bread?
On all other nights, we eat all kinds of vegetables, but tonight, we eat only bitter herbs?
On all other nights, we do not dip [our food] even once, but tonight we dip twice?
On all other nights, we eat either sitting or reclining, but tonight we only recline?

13 Happy Passover to those that celebrate. Me, I'm going home to pork chops.

14 Maybe Iman LeBoon can post at Huffington Douchebag from his jail cell

He has a lot of keen insights on Judaism.....

15 10 1 - that's a shank bone.

Happy Passover all...Gonna eat some matzah in a bit.

Posted by: Sassypants at March 29, 2010 08:25 PM (nbft6)

So why are they putting someone elses leftovers on the plate?

16 I got nothin.'  But Happy Passover anyhow to all our Hebe Morons.

17 Last year I was invited to a friend's seder.  She was all upset.  Her motza balls could be used for hockey pucks.  She has spent the entire year trying to figure out why her great grand mother's motza balls were so light and fluffy and why hers could be used as a hockey puck.  She still hasn't found the answer.  But, apprently, her family took away hosting the seder and put it back at her parent's house until she does....lol

18 A blessed Passover to all.

19
haven't had lamb and mint jelly in ages...

20 Happy Passover.

21 Is that a cup of saki on the left? I didn't know saki was a jewish beverage. Damn I learn something new every day on this smart military blog.

22 Happy Passover and God bless Israel!

23
Should one wish someone a 'happy' Passover?

24 So is this meal followed by endless football on teevee and shuffling off drunk to bed?  'Cause, if not, that ain't much of a Hollyday.

25 15 - Sharukin - In less than a week, many of you will be celebrating the death and re-birth of your God by coloring eggs and waiting for the arrival of a bunny. Feel free to make fun of our shank bone all you want. Everything on that plate represents something. We go on to eat other food. Such as gefilte fish, more matzah, chicken, matzah ball soup etc...

26

To our Jewish friends,

We love you even if this administration doesn't.

xoxo,

MoronNation®

27 This is one thing you can blame on the Joos!

The Bible. 

If Joos didn't exist, then the Bible doesn't.

So Christians and Joos only  have only one problem, Jesus.

He was a Joo, we think he was the real "ONE" they are still waiting.

Happy holy week. 

Did I mention, the Mohammedans?  No, it is not a real religion.

28
How about this?

Hope your house gets and passed over and your sons are not slaughtered.

29 Is this the holiday where the lamps stayed on as a miracle?

30 25 15 - Sharukin - In less than a week, many of you will be celebrating the death and re-birth of your God by coloring eggs and waiting for the arrival of a bunny. Feel free to make fun of our shank bone all you want.

Everything on that plate represents something. We go on to eat other food. Such as gefilte fish, more matzah, chicken, matzah ball soup etc...

Posted by: Sassypants at March 29, 2010 08:30 PM (nbft6)

We prefer to call it Technicolor Hen Fruit not eggs.

31 next year see you in jerusalem but stay away from those 1600 apts. - baracky

32 26 - thank you Lacey ;-)

33 Hey Bibi, I'll be in the other room pretending to have passover seder for a photo op having seder.  Let me know if anything changes.

34 I wonder how the jewish and Christian calendars fell out of sync? Is it because Easter has to fall on a sunday after the full moon? Just curious

35 So what's with jewish people making such a big deal out of passing out? I do it all the time.

36

Mazel Tov !

37 15 - Sharukin - In less than a week, many of you will be celebrating the death and re-birth of your God by coloring eggs and waiting for the arrival of a bunny. Feel free to make fun of our shank bone all you want.

Everything on that plate represents something. We go on to eat other food. Such as gefilte fish, more matzah, chicken, matzah ball soup etc...

Posted by: Sassypants at March 29, 2010 08:30 PM (nbft6)

I am not making fun. I met a Jew once when I was 14 and that's it. Everything else I learned from Charleton Heston in the Ten Commandments.

And leave the bunny alone. He means a lot to me!

What does the Shank Bone mean?

38 Posted by: Sassypants at March 29, 2010 08:30 PM (nbft6)

You are confused:  That's how the pop culture celebrates Easter

It's not how Christians celebrate Easter.  You know the difference, yes?

39 I remember when I was a kid, passover and easter came at the same time and everyone had off from school for a little vacation and everyone was happy.  Now, a lot of people aren't getting Easter week or Easter off.  And Good Friday is no longer being given the deference it was when I was a kid.  So sad.

40 Just had flanken (no, that's not a Chinese mispronunciation of a jack-ass senator) and matzoh ball soup. And let us all hope that the Angel of Death will truly pass over the righteous, and crush the wickedness and oppression of the evil everywhere - here and abroad. Chad gad yaw, bitches!

41
matzah chicken, matzah soup, matzah balls, matzah crackers, matzah wine...

yep, sounds great

42 34 I wonder how the jewish and Christian calendars fell out of sync? Is it because Easter has to fall on a sunday after the full moon? Just curious

Posted by: dagny at March 29, 2010 08:33 PM (7uGtZ)

The differences in the rules between the Hebrew and Gregorian cycles results in Passover falling about a month after Easter in three years of the 19-year cycle.

43

32 SWAK!

44

17  Tell her to whip her eggwhites till they are just stiff enough to form a peak and then fold them in. Gentle like.

Problem solved.

Happy Pesach to all my Tribesman!

 

45
WOO HOO

finally a Joo vs Christian vs Agnostic AoS Flame Thread!

46 It's a dirty religion that steals from out people!

47 34 - Judaism is centered around a lunar calendar and we have 10 months, I think. I'm a bad Joooo.

48 I'm bitter tonight.

49

44 Oh good. Our resident ghey cook made an appearnce.

Hey, dear, Ricky Martin just came out. Faaaabulous! More for you I suppose! 

50 #45

I don't think so, WTF are you smoking, troll man?

51 Was that meal purchased with RNC lesbian bondage bitch money?

52 Is there some sort of symbol we can put over our doors- an acorn, maybe, or hammer and sickle- so that the Obama Man leaves us alone?

53 Sharrukin: Shank bone symbolism: (by way of Google) A piece of roasted meat represents the lamb that was the special Paschal sacrifice on the eve of the exodus from Egypt, and annually, on the afternoon before Passover, in the Holy Temple. Since we can't offer the Paschal sacrifice in the absence of the Holy Temple, we take care to use something that is relatively dissimilar to the actual offering. Accordingly, many communities have the custom to use a roasted chicken neck or the like. Preparation: Roast neck on all sides over an open fire on the stove. Afterwards, some have the custom to remove the majority of the meat of the neck. Role in the Seder: The shank bone is not eaten. After the meal it is refrigerated, and used a second time on the Seder plate the following night.

54 Is it because Easter has to fall on a sunday after the full moon? Just curious Posted by: dagny

I don't think the Romans ever used the Judaic calendar. So there's that.

55 The shank bone represents what we shove up communist asses. Trouble is it doesn't work on Barney Frank.

56 "44

17  Tell her to whip her eggwhites till they are just stiff enough to form a peak and then fold them in. Gentle like.

Problem solved.

Happy Pesach to all my Tribesman!

 

Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2010 08:36 PM (H61gD)"

I just sent her an email with a copy of this post and a link.  Thanks for the advice I'm sure she will appreciate it.  I will let you know tomorrow morning what she says.

I taught her how to make fresh pasta....but I don't know about Jewish cooking but she did learn pasta and she is usually a good cook which is why this is so frustrating to her.

57 Did Michale Steele eat that rib? At a lesbian bondage strip joint? And turn in the receipt like a fucking moron?

58 Obama, Pelosi, Reid, Durbin, Schumer, Waxman, Boxer, Waters, Frank, Harkin... THE TEN PLAGUES

59

Okay.

Who drank my fuckin' Wine?

60 Actually, I'm leading the seder at the White House tonight. We're doing it up right, with extra bitter herbs from Rahm and Axe, and no charoset - don't want those pesky settlers building anything with it. Also, we're going to give a shout out to Mahmoud Abbas at the end, and let him sing: "Next year in Jerusalem!"

61
Pesach...pesach...pesach...

...

that reminds me...didn't we used to have a 'Peaches' here?

62 Is he celebrating Easter at the WH or just passover?  He didn't celebrate Ramadan did he?

63 Posted by: Sassypants at March 29, 2010 08:39 PM (nbft6)

I googled Pesach but Wiki didn't mention a shank bone under common foods.

Thank's!

64 Then again, maybe we'll just have a beer summit instead.

65 Also, curious - Tell her to use streits brand matzo meal and use Seltzer instead of water...also Schmaltz.  Can't substitute for the Schmaltz.

66 1 What the hells with the bone?

Posted by: sharrukin at March 29, 2010 08:22 PM (593B

http://tinyurl.com/femurbone

Art: "Do you know what this is?"
Ray: "It's a bone."
Art: "It's a femur."
Ray: "It's a femur bone."
Art: "A femur just happens to be a human thigh bone, Ray!"
Art: Ray, there's no doubt anymore. This is real. Our neighbors are murdering people. They're chopping them up. They're burying them in their backyard. Ray... This is Walter.
[They both scream]

67 Have a special Passover, everyone (or everyone who it matters to).

Mazel Tov

68 62 He'll celebrate Easter on Sunday by looking in the mirror to say, "Yes, I have risen."

69

Ludicrous, You understand that the bunny and the eggs are pagan symbols that were absorbed into Christianity to make the locals happy? Same with the Christmas tree, the Yule log, holly, wreaths, etc.? We celebrate the death and resurrection (not rebirth) of our God with readings, psalms, and a supper where we commemorate the death of the lamb of God.

I think that it is important to understand Judiasm to understand Christianity.

70 gonna eat din-din now. Enjoy your Seders fellow Jews.

71 I think that bone is for Barney Frank, he a ghey joo and it is really about all he can take.

72

He'll celebrate Easter on Sunday by looking in the mirror to say, "Yes, I have risen."

Then He'll see the Flotus behind him, and that morning wood will deflate faster than our 401K's.

73 Whew crisis averted! hey gourdies are religious too http://tinyurl.com/ye95rwf

74 Yule Log?  Someone say Yule Log?

75 Posted by: Bonecrusher at March 29, 2010 08:44 PM (BPS1V)

Never saw that one. Any good?

76 Happy [Yiddish word]!

77 Passover, this year, took on a much more immediate tinge.  I told my Israeli friends the same thing last year, but they didn't believe me.  Now, they know.

In other news, I just saw the census ad saying that we need to fill out the census to "know how many hospitals we need".  Man, the feral government's takeover of the health care industry is really moving apace.  I wasn't aware that the federal government was even in the business of determining the number of hospitals necessary ...  Silly me.  Huh?

78 Hey, you guys.  Never mind Obama.  We still got your back.  Just make sure and vote Republican forever more.

79 Right now, I think the French Monarch in the white house ought to be painting the doors with entire sheep. Not sheeple blood.

80 btw, the shankbone represents the "pesah" (paschal lamb) that was sacrificed the night before the Jews left egypt. It's where they got the blood to wipe on the doorposts so that the angel of death would "pass over" their huts when it was on it's mission to smite the firstborn males. saltwater represents tears charoset represents mortar used to make bricks horseradish represents bitterness parsley represents spring, it's dipped in the saltwater during the seder egg represents the festival offering made during the time when the temple stood in Jerusalem

81 Why is this night such a big fucking deal?

82 Hey, this is Ace of Spades post #300001! Seriously? Damn.

83 Attention, Navy-type peoples!

Does this make any sense whatsoever?

" Korean War mine 'sunk' South Korean navy ship "

84 75 Posted by: Bonecrusher at March 29, 2010 08:44 PM (BPS1V)

Never saw that one. Any good?

Posted by: sharrukin at March 29, 2010 08:48 PM (593B

Was in middle school when I first saw it - didn't get it.  Now, with some years under my belt and repeated viewings, it's hilarious.

Definitely silly.

Ray Peterson: I've never seen that. I've never seen anybody drive their garbage down to the street and bang the hell out of it with a stick. I-I've never seen that.

85 I hope they move Ducati to Texas before this goes down. And they should send their good looking women to Arkansas for safekeeping. Just in case, you unnerstan.....

86 62 Is he celebrating Easter at the WH or just passover?  He didn't celebrate Ramadan did he?

Check the donation list.

When Allah and Mohamed match Abraham and Sol's donations, trust me, he'll be fasting for Ramadan.

WHORE is an easy word to spell.

87

My family had a quirky sense of humor and sometimes if one of us accidentally left the door open and got called on it we'd say "Oh, that's for Elijah" or if we set out too many place settings etc. I used to attend Seder dinners during my childhood at my Episcopal church. For some reason, Episcopalians love to have Seder dinners.

88 Posted by: rdbrewer at March 29, 2010 08:48 PM (ip4Yg)

Please don't post any Rap/Hip Hop without a warning! Some of us are allergic.

89 Just tucked into some first borns, gonna be a good night. Bring on the Manischewitz!!

90 only can stay for a minute, happy pesach,, back to family,laila tov.

91 54 The Catholics used the Jewish calendar since they were all jews to start--the apostles and the 3000 converts at Pentacost. Pentacost, the birthday of the Church, was a jewish holiday commemorating 40 days after Passover, that's why the apostles and women were gathered in the upper room. The last supper was the passover seder and Jesus entered Jerusalem to celebrate passover. The symbolism of the slain lamb as a sacrifice at the time of passover was part of the prophesy. I'm guessing that the Jewish calendar held until constantine and then things got out of sync when the rome the pagan state became rome the catholic state.

92 o, prays for all for hashes mercy, may all good men. reach their main spark.

93 Attention, Navy-type peoples!

Does this make any sense whatsoever?

" Korean War mine 'sunk' South Korean navy ship "

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at March 29, 2010 08:51 PM (w8ddH)

BS, it is just damage control.

94 Shalom, y'all!

95 sharrukin, what rap?  I just saw girls.

96

 

...it would have been enough for us.

97 Episcopalians love to have Seder dinners.

Any excuse to drink cheap wine!

98 Passover greetings to all who celebrate tonight.

If I were an Israeli, I would be very upset to hear Osama Obama say "next year in Jerusalem!" at his faux, attention-seeking seder.

I have a damn good idea what the Traitor-in-Chief really means by that, and it ain't what the MSM will report....

99 sharrukin, what rap?  I just saw girls.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 29, 2010 08:54 PM (ip4Yg)

I will turn the sound off as I had blood spurting out of my eyes.

100 80 Thank you for the information. Always love reading about Jewish traditions.

101 " in the business of determining the number of hospitals necessary " I think it was Hedgecock saying the other day that doctors cannot band together and form a Doctor's hospital now, without filing forms to the Feds on how they planned to take Medicaid patients. (burden the State) If I actually have to read this 2700 page POS, I'm gonna be really pissed!

102

Two things:

1. logprof, I just caught your Cheers Andy/Andy comment on the other therad. Absolutely brilliant!

2. I'm so incredibly pissed I just googled Peter North.

Sigh.

103 98 He's apparently going to strick that key line because it could damage plans for peace--or so I read on another thread. I'd rather he didn't celebrate at all.

104

Any excuse to drink cheap wine!

 

Dude, Episcopalians donÂ’t drink cheap wine, at least not where IÂ’m from. But, yeah, you are probably right; any excuse to drink is a good one with that crowd.

 

One of the priests at our church was a recovering alcoholic, strangely he always seemed to pour way more communion wine than was needed, then the poor man would have to finish it off, it being consecrated and allÂ…

105

Always love reading about Jewish traditions.

Did somebody say tradition? TRADITION!

 

106

When will you learn, lass?

Google is not always your friend.

 

107 I'm guessing that the Jewish calendar held until constantine and then things got out of sync when the rome the pagan state became rome the catholic state. Posted by: dagny

Do the months Januarius, Februarius, Martius, Aprilis, Maius, Junius, Julius, Augustus, September, October, November, December ring a bell?

The Roman calendar pre-dates the spread of Christianity.

108

Happy satyr!

 

They always are.

 

109 The Catholics used the Jewish calendar since they were all jews to start--the apostles and the 3000 converts at Pentacost. Pentacost, the birthday of the Church, was a jewish holiday commemorating 40 days after Passover, that's why the apostles and women were gathered in the upper room. The last supper was the passover seder and Jesus entered Jerusalem to celebrate passover. The symbolism of the slain lamb as a sacrifice at the time of passover was part of the prophesy. I'm guessing that the Jewish calendar held until constantine and then things got out of sync when the rome the pagan state became rome the catholic state.

Posted by: dagny at March 29, 2010 08:53 PM (7uGtZ)

--I think the Eastern Orthodox still adhere to the Jewish calendar and set their Easter accordingly.  It's related to the reason tsarist Russia still used a Julian calendar IIRC

110 Am I the only one who got a special Passover greeting from the Won?

111

Did somebody say tradition? TRADITION!

Posted by: Tevye at March 29, 2010 08:59 PM (vvtVP)

LOL. Threadwinner.

112 " Was that meal purchased with RNC lesbian bondage bitch money?"

I certainly hope so.  For an AoSHQ seder, I'd be rather disappointed to learn otherwise.  Happy Passover, Morons!

113 Glad your ancestors got passed over.  Mazel Tov!

114 Posted by: rdbrewer at March 29, 2010 08:54 PM (ip4Yg)

Some of those were very nice. There is something very sexy about women with guns!

115 If I actually have to read this 2700 page POS, I'm gonna be really pissed!

Posted by: milo Oblong at March 29, 2010 08:57 PM (+Z5RN)

People are still going to be finding suprising goodies in that insane legislation years and years and years from now (on the off chance that the US remains intact and this gargantuan clusterfuck isn't repealed). 

And, off-topic a bit, if I hear one more Republican talk about how "there are some good things in this legislation" I think I'm going to puke.  If these people don't have the guts to just say that it all needs to be trashed - period - then the game is all over.

As I've been saying, it's amazing that the dems have pulled this same insane legislative crime twice in less than a year - forcing people to vote for (and pass) immense legislation that no one has bothered to even have examined beforehand.  One would have thought that the dems would have considered themselves lucky to barely get away with pulling this coup (which is what it is, essentially) with the Porkulus, but to follow the same template for health scare ... Man.  Insanity like I've never seen before.

116 http://apnews.myway.com/article/20100329/D9EOISE80.html

watch out!  its those dastardly christian militias!!!  hahaha these stories are about as believable as those oh so scary nazi groups who wanted to kill the pres an all that shit. i mean, youd think the media could oh i dont know...find better script-writers already. i aint buyin none of this bullshit lol

117

105 Knew that one was coming. I'd post a link to Fiddler music, but none of it applies to Passover.

_{/Will place one in my sn, however.}

118

sharrukin, how about that impossible ginger?

119 #104

Well, we'll drink expensive wine also. 

It would be hard to get a buzz off communion wine, which is usually cheap port. The most ever left over from a service would be about 8 ounces. 

That won't work if you are a drinker.  Not that I would know, I read about it, yeah that's right.

120 watch out!  its those dastardly christian militias!!!  hahaha these stories are about as believable as those oh so scary nazi groups who wanted to kill the pres an all that shit. i mean, youd think the media could oh i dont know...find better script-writers already. i aint buyin none of this bullshit lol

Posted by: str8 outta monongahela at March 29, 2010 09:04 PM (SlvZ2)

What kind of animals are these militia types?

One of the defendants expressed anti-tax views during his Monday court hearing.

Thomas W. Piatek, a truck driver from Whiting, Ind., told a federal judge he could not afford an attorney because he was "getting raped on property taxes."

121 10 1 - that's a shank bone.
Posted by: Sassypants

I got your shank bone right here...


Happy Passover though.

122

To our Jewish friends,

We love you even if this administration doesn't.

xoxo,

MoronNation®

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 29, 2010 08:31 PM (vvtVP)

I second that emotion...

123 Seder, howyadoon?

124 Shalom and Happy Passover!

125

sharrukin, how about that impossible ginger?

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 29, 2010 09:06 PM (ip4Yg)

Must have missed her, I have always been a sucker for blondes. Where is she?

126 Man, am I looking forward to Rosh Hashanah!

127 26

To our Jewish friends,

We love you even if this administration doesn't.

xoxo,

MoronNation®

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 29, 2010 08:31 PM (vvtVP)

THIS!

128 Hey chumps,

How does it feel when it's discovered that the Democrat Party has better internal controls to detect inappropriate spending within the Republican Party than Republicans have?

Someone is watching Republican spending.

And it's nto Michale Steele.

But Democrats understand the value of having people looking over the bills. That's how they detected the strip club spending.

Why does the Republican Party not have:

a) an internal team to detect inappropriate expenditures
b) an external team detecting inappropriate expenditures by Democrats

Look ... it's Chicago Way rules with these fucks.

Either we pick up our game, or we get fucked in the ass.

The fucking chumps we have running our show don't know what the fuck they're doing.

Let's kneecap those fuckers, and put some thinkers in charge. Then, we'll see a reversal of this sort of publicity.

They put one of our guys in the hospital today.

Are we even fucking prepared to put one of their guys in the morgue?

What are you prepared to do?

129 Dr. Martens is fiddy years old

And, yes, you are an old f)(ck too.

130

sharrukin, how about that impossible ginger?

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 29, 2010 09:06 PM (ip4Yg)

If you mean the fifth slide in then yeah that was real nice, not so much if you mean the third slide.

131 Hagg Sameach beyoteches!

132 Someone is watching Republican spending.

And it's nto Michale Steele.

But Democrats understand the value of having people looking over the bills. That's how they detected the strip club spending.

Why does the Republican Party not have:

a) an internal team to detect inappropriate expenditures
b) an external team detecting inappropriate expenditures by Democrats

Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 09:11 PM (VRJIW)

Shit.  All the GOP needs is to use Hotair's industrial strength moderation filter (as commenters can't really be trusted with free use of the English language - as Chuckles has impressed on Hotair) on their expense titles and they would have nailed this in a second.  Of course, that filter would have flagged just about every single expense, as most English words trigger the filter ...

133

I hope Obama doesn't think '2012' was a documentary.

He knows it's a work of fiction, right?

 

 

134 Hey, I am the top Joo here, fuck bibi. 

Obama? 

He's my bitch. Axe, he is a fat pig.

I AM THE HEAD JOO!

Want to dance?

135 How does it feel when it's discovered that the Democrat Party has better internal controls to detect inappropriate spending within the Republican Party than Republicans have? Posted by: someguy

I'll take Conjectures for $1000, Alex.

136

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at March 29, 2010 09:12 PM (w8ddH)

--Ah, half a century of decent-looking women wearing fugly boots.

137 sharrukin, about the 15th slide.  Looks like she has a volcano on top of her head.

138 Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 09:11 PM (VRJIW)

They only have a hundred million dollars to spend so asking them to have trained accountants is asking a lot don't you think?     /s

139

Chag Kasher V'Same'ach

Tizke l'mitzvot

Be'ahavat Yisrael

140

Oh drat, now I have Fiddler on the Roof songs dancing through my head.

141 "All the GOP needs is to use Hotair's industrial strength moderation filter (as commenters can't really be trusted with free use of the English language - as Chuckles has impressed on Hotair) on their expense titles and they would have nailed this in a second. "

It just sucks that we have a bunch of fucking dumb-ass children, boys and girls you might say, running the RNC.

I mean, with friends like this ... who needs fucking enemeies? Am I right? Fucking Mitt Romney signed ObamaCareLite in Massachusetts. You see what I'm driving at/

It's almost like there are a bunch of moles inside the organization doing shit like this and deliberately feeding it to the opposition news media.

Wait .. they can't be doing that, can they? Hey, maybe we should think about putting some moles in their operation, funded by multi-millionaires. Some "sabo" as they say.

Hey, that seems like a good idea. What the fuck, did I just come up with that idea ... or did that idea originate hundreds of fucking years ago?

What are you prepared to do?

142 sharrukin, about the 15th slide.  Looks like she has a volcano on top of her head.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 29, 2010 09:18 PM (ip4Yg)

I hate that color of coppery hair. Looks too much like a doll, or somethin.

The earlier girl with the gun, shorts, a cigarette and an attitude is more my style.

143 139

Chag Kasher V'Same'ach

Tizke l'mitzvot

Be'ahavat Yisrael

Posted by: mike d at March 29, 2010 09:20 PM (W0V5W)

With a love for Israel and its people ...
Wishing you a happy and Kosher Holiday...
May you have the privilege of fulfilling the commandments...

144 -I think the Eastern Orthodox still adhere to the Jewish calendar and set their Easter accordingly.  It's related to the reason tsarist Russia still used a Julian calendar IIRC

Posted by: logprof at March 29, 2010 08:59 PM (Mmw0q)

The Orthodox still adhere to the Julian Calendar created under the reign of Julius Caesar.  It's accurate, but because they missed the leap year routine a little, the Julian has slipped 13 days in the last 2000 years.  Pope Gregory realized this, and had the problem corrected.  The Eastern Church reacted with a collective "Go fuck yourself, you Papist shitball."  A view we adhere to today.

The Julian is off 13 days.  Today is March 18, Julian.  Well, since we all know that the Vernal Equinox is March 21, it's 3 days until spring begins.  Who are you going to believe?  Me or the heavens?  Look back here.  For real.

So this year Easter and Pascha (Orthodox Easter, derived from the Hebrew pesach, or Passover), fall on the same Sunday, and they do again next year.  In many years "Easter" goes completely unnoticed in Orthodox households.  Because their calendars are wrong.

Shut up, he said.

145 So the red country people say this was all started by bowtie guy?  Wasn't he the guy that panicked and abandoned conservatism and Bush, thinking that other guy who looked a lot like lurch...was gonna win. 

Interesting source for all this RNC scandal stuff.

146

--Ah, half a century of decent-looking women wearing fugly boots.

New Wave Girls were teh hottest...

...they had the docs.

 

147 I don't roll on Shabbos.

148 Hey, maybe we should think about putting some moles in their operation

Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 09:21 PM (VRJIW)

Are we back to naked mole rats again? Sheesh!

149 The bone represents all the limbs and tonsils unnecessarily hacked off by evil Jooo doctors for money.

150 Oh.  And a Joyous Passover to all morons of the Red Sea Pedestrian variety.

"Why is this night different from all other nights?"
"Because you're going to vote Republican this year, Daddy?"

151 It's March 16th Julian.

Now shut up and eat your fish.

152 Looks like it was Maricopa county chicken after it got nuked for enforcing the laws.

153 Are nominations for the Parent of the Year Award closed yet?

"11-year-old girl arrested for throwing toy gun at dad"

154

Chag Kasher V'Same'ach

Tizke l'mitzvot

Be'ahavat Yisrael

_{(Bonus Points!)}

155

Stashmaker, Stashmaker,
Make me a stash,
Fraud me a find,
steal me a catch
Stashmaker, Stashmaker
Cook through your book,
And make me a perfect stash

156 Are we back to naked mole rats again? Sheesh!

Dressed. Naked.

Doesn't matter.

Look guys ... we're losing the battle because people like Mitt Romney find a home in the Republican Party.

I mean ... what the fuck?

Why not invite in the Scientologists? Jesus, wake the fuck up, people.

The Democrats are waaaaaaayyyy better at Chicago Way than we are. And why is that? Is it because we're a bunch of pussies? I mean, I don't think we are, but then I look around to my left and my right and I don't see a lot of guys who look like they could win a street battle, you know?

I see a lot of guys look like they just came out of Sunday School.

I'm all for it, m ind you. Think its great. Learnin's good.

Time and a place for it.

We need some fucking street fighters and these 'aint it. Iffin you know what I mean.

157 O/T:  but very interesting.  This info is contained in this article:  "The 20 Cities Where Americans Still Love To Spend Money"
"We spend the largest portion of income at the mall, but nearly as much goes to the health care.

Shopping: $8,668
Health: $8,026
Food & drink: $6,514
Home: $6,398
Getting around: $5,477
Travel & Leisure: $2,699"

158 There is an ironic Passover quilt which was interesting to me when I first saw it in the 2001 Quilt National.  Extra ironically, the slave boy's descendents are statistically likely to willingly live on the Democrat plantation....  (Ignore the conjecture about quilt blocks used as signals in the underground railroad; scholars haven't found evidence in primary sources.  It's one of those "fake but accurate/too good to check" things.)

159 The Democrats are waaaaaaayyyy better at Chicago Way than we are.

They ain't worth a fuck at redneck bar-fighting, though.

160 We need some fucking street fighters and these 'aint it. Iffin you know what I mean.  Posted by: someguy


I think you'd get more responses if you start insulting us personally. Just a thought.

161

someguy, I'm going to pass you the Manischewitz. Please have a glass (or two...possible three....).

*cheers*

162 --Ah, half a century of decent-looking women wearing fugly boots.

I love my stompy Docs.  Every year I mourn the arrival of spring, when they go back into the closet until October.

163 158.....  you got that right.

164 Ooops! Be gone dancing snapping milkman sock!

165 O/T:  I know you guys don't like this guy but clusterstock seems to agree with what he is saying.
"The idea that a handful of brilliant minds can somehow steer an economy is fatal to economic growth and stability.  The Soviet Union's economy failed because of its central economic planning, and the U.S. economy will suffer the same fate if we continue down the path toward more centralized control.  We need to bring back sound money and free markets- yes, even in healthcare- if we hope to soften the economic blows coming our way."

166

"Somewhere in the English countryside, in a stately manor house, Madonna is weeping." --Sue Sylvester

Just saw that in a plug for Glee.  I have no love for Madonna, but that was funny shit.

167 Happy Heineken!!

168 We need some fucking street fighters and these 'aint it. Iffin you know what I mean.

Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 09:30 PM (VRJIW)

I know what you mean, buckaroo.

Of course if we get some gutsy dirt-digger types -- and I hope we do -- and they find, say, that there's a question about the circumstances a well-known Democrat's birth or college records, they risk incurring the contemptuous, foot-stamping wrath of a Michelle Malkin, the scorn of Rush Limbaugh or the squishy dismissal of an Ed (the bald, pasty round guy at Tepid Air) Morrissey.

Only the finest politically correct, policy wonkish dirt will do!

169 Pretty funny video of a motorcycle rider freakin' out coming out of a turn on Muholland Drive as he sees a CHP car waiting for him.
http://2ofn.sl.pt

170 Attention, Navy-type peoples!

Does this make any sense whatsoever?

" Korean War mine 'sunk' South Korean navy ship "

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at March 29, 2010 08:51 PM (w8ddH)

Yes, it makes sense.  Remember the espisode of Gilligans Island?

The Inchon landings were a real ball-slapping for the NKs; they went from controlling almost the entire Korean Peninsula to controlling almost none of it.  Then China stepped in. But Kim Il Sung learned, and probably dropped many mines.

Drop 2000 mines, maybe more, in some area of the coast of North Korea.  By drop, I mean push a mine off the back of a ship doing 10knots or so, and expect the thing to deploy properly.  Usually this means, once tossed overboard, dropping an anchor of some sort to the sea floor, then adjusting depth as selected. Some go all the way down, then let the mine float up to a selected depth.  Some don't work right, some don't work at all, some drift too far before activating, ......

Now, wait a few years.  There are some farily serious tides in the area.  Google Inchon to get details.

Now go sweep the area.  Odds are that not all will be found.  This means that there are some still "there", wherever "there" is (200 yards away; 2 miles away), 60 years and many tides later.

Perhaps this one (assuming the "mine" explanation) had been floating around for the last 60 years, out of the shipping lanes. But a slight tidal or current change moved it to the path of the S.Korean ship.  Perhaps it had been there all along with the detonator stuck, but the ship hit it just right.

 

171 curious @157  That's "Health and Family" and when you click on the links, you see it includes child care, pets, "personal care" (beauty, soap) and charity. 

The average American is spending more on dining out than on medical treatment.

172 Do we have any newly-minted Jewish Republicans around?  (Okay, call yourself "independent" if you have to.)  I read yesterday where--after Obama's latest douchebaggery--some Jews are saying "never forget."  Or "never again," maybe.  Anyway, that's  pretty much the hardest thing a Jew could say about something, seems like.  It's usually accompanied by the sound of distant thunder, IIRC.

173 I know you guys don't like this guy but clusterstock seems to agree with what he is saying. Posted by: curious

I can't speak for anyone else here, but Paul's great weakness is when he start talking about foreign policy. Domestic stuff? Sure, fine, sounds fantastic. Audit the Fed? Wunderbar. Lower taxes, less interference in the markets, imaginary gold-figdgibits? Rock and Roll.

But "pull all troops, anywhere abroad back home because they make the Muslims cranky?" Err, nooo'kay.

What part of "weakness is provocative" gives you trouble?

To crib, if you think having troops in 140 locations across the globe is expensive, try regional nuclear exchanges.

174

This is an important Holy week for two religions and two nations. 

May God Bless all the children of Israel.

Let us Pray for our Nations.

175

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Now is an optimum time to switch over to the mayan Calendar.  With tough economic times, come tough choices.  These days a man needs to provide for family first.  Tough choices call for difficult decisions. 

Why cling to an overpriced and outadated Calendar? 

You go on this way and you'll need a New Calendar every. single. year.

The beauty of my Mayan Calendar System is economy of espenses.  You want your little girl to have that Pony?  You want to get your wife that Top-Shelf Tuna.  The one with the Mascot?  So why throw your money away when you can use it to fulfill their dreams?   

We have a 100%, Solid Gold Guarantee.

Sure, other people have a 'Golden Warranty', but you can't trust those Fly-By-Nite operations like the Toltecs or Incans.  They'll gild a turd and sell it to their mother as a 'Guarantee'. Fuckin' heathens...and where are they now?  Took all that money and split is what they did...had an Uncle who bought a subscription to the Toltec Calendar some years back.  Totecs split, and he's missed his anniversary five years running!

Well not me.  My Shit is Solid Gold and my word is my buisness. If it's not good, buisness ain't good neither. Know what I'm saying?

 What I am offering is the finest in Pre-Columbus Calendar Technology.  Pure Mesoamerican stuff.  Once you go Vigesimal you'll wonder how you ever knew what day was next or where Venus was in the morning sky.

Best part is, you only need two.

What do you say?

176 I'd have a beer with Israel.  Not with Saudi Arabia, though.  That's just the way I roll.

177 Posted by: garrett traveling mayan calendar salesman at March 29, 2010 09:49 PM (cJ0CM)

Valu-Rite Mayan Calendars? Already got one, on markdown, too....

178

A calm, peaceful, and meditative Passover to you all. 

179 Happy Passover to my Jewish friends.  Next year, in Jerusalem!

180 Shalom Aleichem moron(ette)s.
 Â“peace unto you.”
You are the best.

_{You know if we had just made a left turn instead of a right turn we would have all the oil.  Can't read a map worth shit, that's why we wandered for forty years.}

181 Just got back from a seder and celebration of my birthday.  Do you know what it's been like to have most of my b'days commemorated with a cake made out of farking MATZOH MEAL!?!

Ah, the sufferings of the Jewish people...

Happy Passover to my fellow Hebes.

182

Just got back from a seder and celebration of my birthday.  Do you know what it's been like to have most of my b'days commemorated with a cake made out of farking MATZOH MEAL!?!

Happy Birthday!!! My soon to be 8 year old can feel your pain. His birthday is Good Friday and he wants to go to Bugaboo Creek for dinner.  Had to explain we'd be celebrating Saturday ... needless to say he's not happy about being a Christian this year!!!!

183

Posted by: mpfs at March 29, 2010 09:57 PM (QuP9W)

A Joyous Passover to you mpfs. 

Send more pics.

184 Have a kosher and happy Passover holiday.

Then bomb Iran.

185 I've noted all the nics of  moron Jewish  commenter's  with my photographic memory and from this moment forward I intend to read all ya'lls comments with my Groucho Marx glasses on .

Seriously , best wishes and all that is proper from a backsliding gentile .

186

no time to read everything, but remember this: "Proclaim Liberty throughout the land." (Leviticus Chap 25, according to Google, which must, we all know be owned by the Jooze..) 

187 I was invited to a Seder once long ago--a moving experience.

Also:  http://holycoast.blogspot.com/2010/03/for-my-jewish-friends.html

188 God bless Israel and the Jewish people, forever.

189

I enjoyed my all-Republican seder with my family and relatives. No dumbasses to endure, thankfully.

My wife's family has been in the insurance business for a hundred years out here, and they are pissed at Hussein.

190 Happy Birthday!!! My soon to be 8 year old can feel your pain. His birthday is Good Friday and he wants to go to Bugaboo Creek for dinner.  Had to explain we'd be celebrating Saturday ... needless to say he's not happy about being a Christian this year!!!!

My birthday has fallen on Good Friday a number of times.  It's hard for a Greek Catholic -- not only do we fast from meat, we fast from eggs and dairy products.  So you can forget having a cake.

Holy Saturday is also a no meat day -- at least until after Resurrection Matins.

Of course, Pascha is the big payoff.  Ham, kielbasa, homemade bread, homemade cheese, and pickled eggs.  Do NOT schedule a cholesterol test during Bright Week.

191 "Paul's great weakness is when he start talking about foreign policy.  ... But "pull all troops, anywhere abroad back home because they make the Muslims cranky?" Err, nooo'kay. "

When Hamas took over in Gaza, RP was one of only a handful of Congressmen (the rest were mostly far-left moonbat Dems) to vote against cutting off funds to them.  Hard to see how that vote is justified on libertarian or isolationist grounds, or any reason other than bristling hostility to the existence of Israel.

192 happy, um, ok look.... i don't know exactly what's going on but I hope ya'll have a good one.

related note: lots of random hostility towards Israel lately from my 'progressive' friends.

not too BONED UP on the issues (hehehehehe boned up), but I got the basics down and I'm as baffled as a blind man in a fish store.

cannot understand wtf is going on. had one guy try and explain the wonder that is Egyptian democracy. seriously.

193 next year in jerusalem

194 I know it's a tad early, but I'd like to wish my Christian right wing colleagues a blessed Easter.  (And the left wing ones, too--it's too important a holy day to discriminate).

195 To our Jewish brethren (we know only 20 percent of them voted against Obama) we wish you: l'shanah haba'ah birushalayim-Next year in Jerusalem.

To the Congressional democraps, you will soon be tasting the bitter herbs after you get shanked from Congress this Nov. 2. That will be another joyous Exodus.

196 184 Have a kosher and happy Passover holiday. Then bomb Iran. Heh. I'll put a word into Bibi.

197 Honda Motorcycle Parts and Accessories

198 what the hell is this??

199 you can control your self.

200 Bernard Jordan Personal Growth Live Life

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