Beauty

Posted by: Joe R. at May 04, 2010 02:01 PM (T79Fe)

eh, it depends on if you want pain for 5 seconds or pain for a couple of days as they drop you on your shoulder when they tackle you

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 04, 2010 02:07 PM (mR7mk)

not really, it's beer running time so you can make fun of them in line with all the other drunks

Cops are like totally mean, man.

Magnificent!

Fuck him.  That Security Guard should get a raise.  He covered some ground, waited until he had the perp dead nuts in his sights and had a clear background, then he laid the fuckin' hammer down!

Kudos.  I thought he'd be toast after the double--back and goose-step, but that chubby little guy hung in there and tagged out.  Good on him.  Mall Cop, indeed.

Love it.

...also, fuck all you Yankee haters.

I don't think that being an Idiot deserves the DEATH penalty.

It should though.  Take Biden, for example.

_{Take Biden, for example.}

I LOVE Baseball.

You got an extra Ticket?? I'll go with you...you can help me keep score!

Jack, punchlines are punchier when you punch up at the end.

Ok, cue someguy jokes in 3... 2...

You need to brush up on the Force Continuum. Tazers are on par with pepper spray and batons.  There is yet another level of force between tazers(Level Four) and lethal force(Level Six). 

Y'all are a bunch of bitches.  Guy is out there running around a field of Million plus dollar talent.

 Sure - He appears to be a normal douche, but what if he's armed?  Stop crying for him and laugh AT him. 

He got what he deserved...and thanks to one Philadelphia fan, we get to watch him get his. 

"He's Down!  The Chump is Down!"

It must be great fun to taze an idiot.

Is that a veiled reference to masturbation?

Armed?

He's got a shirt in one hand and he's waiving about the other full on retard style.

I sure hope this dude isn't an illegal alien.  Otherwise, that cop is toast.

<sub>Megyn Kelly is a fan of mine.

Drew M. to spontaneously combust</sub>

Jack M, we have Tasers.

If the guy didn't shit his pants then they did it wrong.

You gotta dial it up - way up.

Where's Dear Leader on this? 

Oh now Jane, didn't you know?  Poor Bambi's just got so much on his plate right now. Oil spill, economy, attempted terrorist attack.  Being prez is hard work. Poor baby.  Hope when Michelle tucks him in tonight she remembers to give him his bobo.

I was really torn about the Cliff Lee trade (he did come to Seattle, but I know that Seattle isn't going anywhere.) 

Cliff got stung by his ridiculous agent and Amaro pretending the Phils are too poor to afford both Doc and Lee. Our loss is the Mariners' gain. And Hamels had best get his mind right, or the next kid who runs out on the field will be armed...

ha ha, j/k

Did Brit Hume just say orgy of second-guessing??

So wrong. So very, very wrong.

1 amp at low voltage will kill you in a hurry

But you can't get 1 amp through your body resistance at low voltage. Never happen. You can put your hands across car battery terminals (12 volts, 400 or so amps) and barely feel anything.

"We've got a piper down!"

Posted by: Dang Straights at May 04, 2010 02:37 PM (fx8sm)

Darn impressive! 

Mike Cameron used to scale the center wall like that too.  His nickname out here in Seattle was "Spiderman."

Posted by: Dang Straights at May 04, 2010 02:38 PM (fx8sm)

wish they still had their show on ESPN Classics

Community organizer?

eeeesh...the kid must be a tea bagger. Those were union security gaurds...right.

I was at the game. I always cheer the cops instead of the asshole who runs onto the field.

 And Hamels had best get his mind right, or the next kid who runs out on the field will be armed...

Bwhahaha! 

Armed?

It's hard to run without them. 

12  Milwaukee PD needs to implement this policy at Miller Park for Cubs fans.  It's boring to wait for someone to scrape them off the field after they get drunk and dive over the railings.

you're just jealous that the Cubbies will take it all this year

Posted by: Tommy V at May 04, 2010 02:47 PM (gkc1e)

I agree, whatever happened to the 44 magnum dirty harry shot from home plate? Tasers are for sissies.

"Where's Dear Leader on this?"

No shit.  Valerie Jarrett ASSURED me on F&F the other week that we have a President who can multi-task.

Problem is, terra ism is affecting everything.  the kid didn't think and the cop thought "terra ism"....this is what lack of normalcy is doing to us....

So... next time we see a parked SUV smoking and popping, we shouldn't taze it?

you're just jealous that the Cubbies will take it all this year

Posted by: policiademarinajose at May 04, 2010 02:49 PM (gg4j2)

there is always next year. I'll be shocked if the Cubs win a World Series as long as I'm alive

"Where's Dear Leader on this?"

No worries. Been on it since Day One.

"Did anyone call the ampalamps?"

FTFY.

Of course he was.  Pokeeston is like command central for Tea Bagger HQ.

If it was my son tazed I would be happy.  I would also blame myself for not properly teaching him the proper way to behave.  Then when he got home I would apply non lethal parental force.

It's just so darn easy to determine the guy is not a threat after the fact. 

"Apparently now we get to listen to the caterwauling."

Our newest spam-bot carries "cat filters."  Maybe they're good for dealing with this?

there is always next year. I'll be shocked if the Cubs win a World Series as long as I'm alive

Keep the faith.  I never thought the Phillies would pull off a world series in my lifetime.  Let's not talk about last year's series, though....

just wait till october haters, cubbie fans will be worse than alabama fans

as far as tazers go, ha, i carried one and yes, i'm depressed i never got to use it

i always thought please, PLEASE!!! let me zap a fool

i wanted to see how many shots does it take to make an idiot wet his pants

The moron level of comfort/acceptance of this tazing varies proportionally with any given moron's belief that he will be on the wrong end of one of those little zappers in the near or not too distant future while at a TBAGGRZ rally.

Blow it out yer Teabag!

This type of behaviour begs for a taser.  If that guy had stabbed a player and the Security Guard hadn't tased him the same people would be bitching about his fitness level. Demanding to know why a field level Security Guard couldn't run the forty in 5 seconds flat... 

Either you make excuses for illegal and inappropriate behaviour or you respect the fucking law.

Sometimes, in society, we need to tolerate a little disorder in teh name of freedom.  The impatience of teh American soul---a marriage of laziness, cowardice, and a petulant sense of entitlement---is turning our country into a crappy, quasi-soft totalitarian, nanny state.  Red light cameras, tasers of naked fuckers from cops who "just want to make it home at night," morbidly obese "security" guards, it all speaks to the weakening of our collective soul.

That's a pretty lame defense of piss poor behavior and attention whoring. The fans didn't pay money to watch some jerk off prance around the field waving a jacket. Screw the damn fool, he got his just deserts.

Either you make excuses for illegal and inappropriate behaviour or you respect the fucking law.

Unless you are in Arizona!  (Bada Bing!)

138 and others

look again, the guy isn't a security guard, he's a COP

his shirt says police

also.

 if you can't smack them as a kid?

and you can't tase them when they are adults?

 How the fuck are you supposed to learn'em?

158  if you can't smack them as a kid?

umm, can you tell my mom and dad that please?

Posted by: Joe R. at May 04, 2010 02:01 PM (T79Fe)

He's a phillys fan, so duh, no shit.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 04, 2010 02:14 PM (fs3Za)

Gonna have to disagree with that.

Jake Tapper's Facebook feed has been infested by moonbats.  So far, they have said that I'm a tool of the right, I should not be given a platform to speak, I am hateful, I am crazy, my facts are old and I didn't think them up myself.

What's missing?  Any refutations!

Same ol' story.

The lesson we all need to learn here is a simple one. 

If you don't have the moves, aren't willing to get naked, or can't take a few thousand amps, miliamps, volts or whatever...stay off the Fucking Grass!

 - Get Off Our Lawn!

167  i have to disagree

1)  security don't use tazers, police use tazers

2) do you know how low on the force ladder tazers really are?  stop the lethal force crap, they aren't even close to lethal, i've been tazed and there is no damage at all

3) abuse of force being easier?  bullshit, lawyers make it hard as hell to abuse it.

4)  what should he have done, a flying tackle which could have possibly injured both of them?  a cop is trained to NEVER go on the ground, tazers prevent that

I'd have tazed him for so long, he'd think it was a career.

whoa, i think my leg just tingled

Posted by: skinbad at May 04, 2010 02:51 PM (xDPzy)

Fucking Twitter.  Twitter is for pre-adolescent girls and post-adolescent bois.  Twitter is for people who can't string together a thought longer than 140 characters.

Twitter can lick mah balls.

Fucking Twitter.  Twitter is for pre-adolescent girls and post-adolescent bois.  Twitter is for people who can't string together a thought longer than 140 characters.

Twitter can lick mah balls.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 04, 2010 03:22 PM (1fanL)

Megaton Fatty McButterpants is on twitter. need I say more?

182  no, when you are on the ground you don't have control of your weapons and it is much easier to take one away

also, imagine all the gear the wears on his belt, you can get severely hurt if you go down on your back, i've experienced it, it hurts bad

Big Brother: "Check it, little bro! I ran out on the field during the game!"

Little Brother: "Awesome! Did they chase you?"

Big Brother: "Did they ever! Managers, umpires, the shortstop, and a fat rent-a cop."

Little Brother: "Was he the one that gave you the shocka-nocka?"

Big Brother: "And made me piss my pants and forget my name for three hours. But look! Those dudes from Jackass want to feature the clip on their show! Isn't that awesome?"

Little Brother: "Who won the game, by the way?"

Big Brother: "I dunno. I was kind of out of it for awhile."

195

The cop should have been physically fit enough to capture and restrain him.  The dude was still wearing a shirt, was not all that elusive, and not terribly bright.  A  nice firm wristlock takedown or toss after a shirt grab would have been lovely.

Yep, followed immediately by several applications of the boot to the rib cage.

Posted by: kansas at May 04, 2010 03:26 PM (mka2b)

Can we taze the bitch?

Can we taze the bitch?

Yep, followed immediately by several applications of the boot to the rib cage.

Posted by: maddogg at May 04, 2010 03:26 PM (OlN4e)

views, intriguing, newsletter?

Posted by: Upscale Community Organizing Thought Criminal at May 04, 2010 03:27 PM (IhHdM)

because they carried .38s and lead saps to deal with idiots like this.

because they carried .38s and lead saps to deal with idiots like this.

My Grand Pappy was a sheriff in a logging town in the 1940's. My Dad allowed he was rough. He only asked once, then out came the sap, and you got dragged off to jail by the hair of your head. It only hurt when you came to in your cell, though....

unless they are a physical threat, they shouldn't get tased

Actually, I think tasing was the best thing for him. And hobos. And street-mimes. And white hipsters with dreadlocks. And screaming toddlers in restaurants. And people who yak at each other or on their phones during movies. And old people who want to pay for everything with change and out-of-date coupons. And people who use public toilets and don't flush.

As payback for random annoyances and rudeness, tasers would be perfect. Mace is good too, but has area-of-effect problems that tasers don't.

216  you're right monty, hey, how about i send elizabeth one?

how's she and the baby doing btw?

Phillies fans are no way as bad as the national press makes us to be.

Iggles fans are another story entirely. And the kid was out on the field to get the crowd pumped, that's all. Were the ballplayers running back to their dugouts in abject terror? Christ almighty it wasn't like the kid was trying to blow up Times Square or something.

If Ty Cobb had been on the field, he would simply have beaten the pulp out of the grinning dumbass. Cobb was such a hard-ass he once beat up a cripple in the stands; some snot-nose teenager wouldn't have a chance against the Georgia Peach. (He basically dared Walter Johnson to throw at him, knowing that Johnson was leery of hitting batters. Johnson never took the bait, and Cobb lit him up like a pinball machine more often than not.)

They should have just had a Kum By Yah, extended hand  meeting with the kid.  They should have approached him in an open, transparent, non-threatening manner and asked him what the motivating factors were behind his behavior.  He probably grew up in poverty, disenfranchised and uneducated.  These factors would understandably result in a festering deep seated hatred of America and her freedoms (baseball is the iconic American sport).  They should have negotiated with him to leave the field in a peaceful manner, perhaps offering him season tickets, a meet and greet with the players, a stadium tour, some private sessions with the Phillie Phanatic, and some limited edition Phillies memorabilia.  I think that would have been a lot more effective than a closed fist around a taser. 

Posted by: kansas at May 04, 2010 03:32 PM (mka2b)

That's right down the street!

Our cops do a good job shooting the armed suspects.  Fucking drunken douchebag got his.

Yep, followed immediately by several applications of the boot to the rib cage.

225  i bet he was a spoiled little rich brat with a bmw with a gangsta rap cd blaring

when cops have to play parent, tazers take the place of a belt

I heard Jackie Gleason's voice in my head, saying, "That's what we call an attention-getter."

What the fuck is wrong with you cop fellaters? (I excuse navycopjoe from that crack, since he's justifiably defending his profession)

My son is a cop, fuckstick. And every day he deals with animals that would bite your ears off and swallow them. So go screw yourself.

What the fuck is wrong with you cop fellaters?

What are you, six years old? I've known good cops, bad cops, and mediocre cops -- most are just guys trying to do the job as best they know how. Back the fuck off.

A couple of shots to the kidneys while he's down would have been a fine lesson.  Again, morons, this punk deserved some pain

that's known as battery and a cop would be and should be arrested, fired and sued.  if you can't contain your anger and emotions you shouldn't have the badge

I guess the typical no-knock raid on the wrong house is just fine too.  The homeowner getting shot deserved getting killed for resisting, right?

this very rarely happens but if it happened to me and ten heavy armed guys shouting POLICE SEARCH WARRENT came busting in, i won't go for my gun and if i did they better put me down

Are we TRYING to kill idiots who run onto baseball diamonds?

i'm sorry, when did he use his gun?  i didn't see that on the video

boo fucking hoo.  Then they should get a new job and/or train cops with good judgment.  I'm sick of seeing stories about people getting killed by tasers when they're naked and they are walking away.  I don;t give a fuck how hopped up on PCP they are, unless they are a physical threat, they shouldn't get tased.

We had a sad story here in the Seattle area about 10 years ago.  Naked black man running in traffic in suburb east of Seattle, banging on cars and yelling at people.  Sherrif's deputy answered the call.  (We had just had an incident where a white off cuty cop had killed a black man who was trespassing and who the cop thought was reaching for a gun a few weeks previous which resulted in huge racial tensions and great public outcry).  The white deputy was the lone responder.  He tried to tase the out of control black man who was high on PCP and other stuff (he'd been smoking "sherms" previously).  The taser didn't do squat.  Unarmed black dude became armed black dude when he tackled said deputy and grabbed his gun.  White deputy, father of small child was fatally wounded. 

I'd have sicked Pujol's on his soory arse...although Freese is hotter right now

btw...103 years and the sCrUBs will never win, evar

(Cardinals fan

btw...103 years and the sCrUBs will never win, evar

ace can we ban vinnie please?

242  in that case, i would have asked to see his badge and id

smart money says i would have been robbed

Anybody can yell "POLICE SEARCH WARRANT!", even dumb criminals.

Also, no-knock raids on the wrong house aren't rare enough.

244  i did, remember my statement about never going to the ground because you lose control of your weapons?

these are lessons learned in blood

the one thing you learn quick is someone is going home, i'll take the cops 100% of the timeover the toad

Perhaps you should try:  s'idiot, or s'dumbass. You are starting to give morons a bad name.

You wanna know who deserves a good tazin'?

David Stern, the NBA, and all of their sissy gangsta fans.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 04, 2010 04:29 PM (QMtmy)

Dunno, see if you can get tazerboy to hold it for a minute thirty and let us know.

By JOE RESNICKThe Associated Press
Saturday, April 22, 2006; 8:59 PM

LOS ANGELES -- Rick Monday never tires of answering questions about that memorable day 30 years ago, when he performed his own Patriot Act and unwittingly became an icon to millions of American war heroes and their loved ones.

Monday was playing center field for the Chicago Cubs on April 25, 1976, at Dodger Stadium when he noticed two protesters kneeling on the grass in left-center, intending to burn the American flag. He immediately bolted toward them and snatched it away.

I'm a Phillies Security Supervisor. I'm also a long-time poster, so I can verify that statement. Let me tell you a little about the job, if you care.

Philly deserves it's reputation for idiot fans. There simply is a larger segment in this town than in most other cities I've been (NYC excepted) who want to live up to the asshole sterotype. The funnies part is, 95 percent of the troublemakers are suburbanites from PA or Jersey, or college kids from outside the area altogether.

I've been doing the job for over 20 years now. It's a nice second job (we get paid much better than you'd think), it gets me out of the house for up to 10 days at a time, and frankly, I'm a baseball fan. I like meeting people from other cities and talking about the game. I'm not a power-tripping loser who picks on people because I had a bad day. Same thing with the city Police...we have some guys who are...we try to weed 'em out. I want 3 things...a fast game, a win, and no calls on the walkie-talkie.

As for the cop, I'm sort of in the "imminent danger only" camp.. They probably would have cornered the runner a few seconds later. BUT...and thankfully it was a non-lethal incident....I hope that the video deters other people from doing it, since the criminal charges and $3500 fine doesn't seem to be working.

If I was Charlie Manuel and one of my players tried such a stunt, I'd be so far up his ass he'd have to tiptoe past my wedding ring to take a shit. 

He couldn't have been too pleased with Ryan Madson who broke his toe after a blown save in San Fran. He kicked a table, or a locker, or some frigging hard stationary object. Ryan: just work on your slider, hon - don't go beating up the furniture and putting yourself on the DL.

Giving chase, in this event, is a waste of time.  Eventually, Joggy McDouchebag is gonna get tired, someone (cop, player, ump, whoever) will catch him, and off the field he goes.

So, do we want this to take 10 minutes?  20?  40?  I don't know about you, but I go to a baseball game to watch baseball, not sit around while some shithead makes it on the evening news so he can brag to his shithead frat brothers.  How long should the rest of the world wait before using force is permissible to those of you uncomfortable with this incident?  Who decides?

If you break a law, you have chosen to accept that there will be consequences.  If you hop down onto the field, you *know* that you will be coming off that field in custody.  You *know* that, if you evade for long enough, you're gonna piss off the people chasing you.  You *know* that, if you piss them off sufficiently, they might not have the gentlest hands when they finally win.  And they're gonna win.  Because it's a fucking baseball field.  With 500,000 fucking lights.  And 100,000 fucking witnesses.  And 100 fucking cameras.

I have no sympathy for some idiot who decides that his need for attention is worth inconveniencing everyone else at the game.  Even if it is innocent, and he's not going to hurt someone.

The cop's job was to put an end to the incident.  Quickly, effectively, and with unquestioned authority.  Done.  The cop did not "escalate" this matter by pulling the tazer.  Joggy McDouchebag escalated the matter with each passing second, by continuing to evade authorities.

I am okay with all of this, because I am a law-abiding citizen who has ever-dwindling patience for people who feel that rules...set, standard, common-sense rules like "don't disrupt a fucking baseball game"...don't apply to them.

Grannies at a 9/12 rally do not deserve to get tazed.  Not because I agree with them ideologically, but because they are not breaking any rules.  They should, however, be able to stand up to scrutiny, such as proving they've filed whatever permits may be necessary for a demonstration, and maintain a peaceful assembly.  If they didn't have their paperwork, and when the cops asked them to leave, they started running around, evading authority, and becoming a general nuisance, then they have crossed a threshold, and now deserve "consequence" for their actions, whatever that may be.

You don't want consequence?  Don't do stupid shit.

4  Yes, that young man was certainly deserving of potentially lethal force.

 Maybe not... but he and many others like him will  probably think twice about being an asshole at a ball game. 

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