January 19, 2010

Headed to Brown HQ for Election Results!
— Ace

Drew and I were invited up to Boston to enjoy the... let's not jinx this, the results, foul or fair.

So we'll be doing what we normally do -- swiping headlines from Hot Air and Drudge -- but we'll be doing it at a cool place, so like, bonus value or something.

I'm taking the train, I'm pretty sure, and can access the internet through my phone, so there shouldn't be much downtime as far as blogging. I'll be able to blog en route.

One thing: Because I may be trying to do other stuff there -- like maybe interview a campaign staffer -- tips should be sent to both the aceofspadeshq address, and the morontips account. Morontips is an account all the cobloggers have access to -- it's morontips at gmail. With the dot, and then the com. That way none of the good tips will get lost in the shuffle.

A guy who'll also be covering the event wrote me:

Let me just say that voting for Scott Brown this morning was a lot like sex. The first time was so fun, I'd like to do it again and again and again.

* searches web for local ACORN office *

If you voted, please share!

BTW: I blew off the convention in 2008, because I figured it would be lame. (Didn't realize Palin was going to rock the house like that.)

This is the first big-timey thing I'm going to. It's like the Super Bowl.

Fingers crossed.

Posted by: Ace at 07:35 AM | Comments (287)
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1 Let's do this thing.

Posted by: Christopher Calandro at January 19, 2010 07:36 AM (JdbYk)

2
I'm tired of these motherf*ckin' ewoks on this motherf*ckin' TRAIN!

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 07:37 AM (fx8sm)

3 It's all on you Massachusetts. It's Hero time.

Posted by: jjshaka at January 19, 2010 07:37 AM (sKZ40)

4 I waxed my sack last night for today's ball-dipping!

Posted by: EC at January 19, 2010 07:37 AM (mAhn3)

5

Happy thoughts . . .

Happy thoughts . . .

Happy thoughts . . .

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2010 07:38 AM (gJL6J)

6 I voted!  850 AM, 370 votes cast-- a little ahead of the pace of 2008.  Lots of people in the parking lot.  A couple of turdy old people with Coakley signs.  I gave them the finger.  Feeling real good.

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2010 07:38 AM (e8YaH)

7 Uh oh..didn't Drew go to Hoffman's HQ on Election Night in Nov?

Posted by: changer1701 at January 19, 2010 07:38 AM (xktXL)

8 Have fun storming the castle!


Posted by: alexthechick at January 19, 2010 07:39 AM (8WZWv)

9 I hope there are volunteers monitoring the polling sites.  I'd hate to see the Dems cheat their way to the seat.  They must be stopped!  Go Brown!!

Posted by: lmh at January 19, 2010 07:39 AM (xtRRB)

10 "Great kid, now don't get penisy!"

Posted by: Han Griffin at January 19, 2010 07:40 AM (LdYLm)

11 changer1701 at January 19, 2010 11:38 AM (xktXL)

Ace likes hunky guys, he only goes to their election parties.

Posted by: lorien1973 at January 19, 2010 07:40 AM (IhQuA)

12 Drew's a jinx!  Drew is a jinx!  GET HIM OUT OF THERE, DAMMIT.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 19, 2010 07:40 AM (yYD23)

13 I gave them the finger.  Feeling real good.

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2010 11:38 AM (e8YaH)

--Sweet action!

I gotta teach today, but between classes I'll be keeping up witth the election.

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2010 07:40 AM (gJL6J)

14 Reading some of the local coverage, someone shot a video of a woman handing out absentee ballots.

Also, boston.com has a link to provide feedback from your polling place.  One person wrote to say there were instructions in every booth on how to select Coakley and fill in the ballot correctly.

Posted by: frode at January 19, 2010 07:41 AM (TdgA9)

15 Ace, which one of you is going to Coakley headquarters?

Posted by: Dr. Spank at January 19, 2010 07:41 AM (ehLtp)

16 I just voted for the next Senator from Massachusettes!  Marcia Coakley!

Posted by: Ed Schultz at January 19, 2010 07:41 AM (dUOK+)

17 Break a leg ace.

Posted by: Jewells at January 19, 2010 07:42 AM (l/N7H)

18

A couple of turdy old people with Coakley signs.

There's no Goddamn fool like an old Goddamn fool. I fucking hate stupid old people. They have no excuse for their stupidity. Fuck them all.

Posted by: maddogg at January 19, 2010 07:42 AM (OlN4e)

19 And I just voted for the next Senator from Massachusettes!  Marcia Coakley! 

Posted by: Ed Schultz at January 19, 2010 07:42 AM (dUOK+)

20 LOL, and guess what!  I just voted for the next Senator from Massachusettes!  Marcia Coakley!

Posted by: Ed Schultz at January 19, 2010 07:42 AM (dUOK+)

21 From the bits and pieces i am getting online, it seems that turnout is quite high in areas that will benefit Brown and very low in heavily democrat areas.

One never knows.  I still believe that Brown will have to overcome at least 100,000 fake votes for Coakley to win this thing.  If Brown wins the election day vote and Coakley carries 85% of the absentee ballots, we'll know the fix was in.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at January 19, 2010 07:42 AM (kEBiX)

22

Vote for me, you tobacco chewin', truck drivin' Yankee fans!

You can vote twice by putting an extra 'e' in your name!

Posted by: Martha Coakle(e)y at January 19, 2010 07:43 AM (gJL6J)

23

Go big to overcome the cheating effing socialists.

Mass trying to elect Joe Biden's sister over an independent with substance.

Dems must love those stuffed shirts.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at January 19, 2010 07:43 AM (RkRxq)

24 We're expecting to get 95% of the dead vote! Go zombies!!

Posted by: Coakley HQ at January 19, 2010 07:43 AM (ehLtp)

25

but we'll be doing it at a cool place, so like, bonus value or something.

Are there any good Irish Pubs in Boston???

Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2010 07:43 AM (QrA9E)

26 One thing: Because I may be trying to do other stuff there -- like maybe interview hit on a campaign staffer -- tips should be sent to both the aceofspadeshq address, and the morontips account.

FIFY

Posted by: David in San Diego at January 19, 2010 07:43 AM (GF+6V)

27

Oh, and Larry Parrish, New England Kinicks legend, has endorsed me.

Let's roll and do this thing!

Posted by: Martha Coakle(e)y at January 19, 2010 07:44 AM (gJL6J)

28

I'll be attending a watch party a local watering hole tonight here in the STL. Can't wait!!

Posted by: Saluki at January 19, 2010 07:44 AM (Lh1qk)

29 Is HotAir busted by everyone looking for election stuff?

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 19, 2010 07:44 AM (Be4xl)

30

I heard a radio spot on the ABC Radio News at the top of the hour yesterday, which had a spot with a local octagenarian woman in a senior center after a Frank rally.  She said, and I quote, "I'm sick and tired of the Republicans raping me, over and over."

I literally did not know what to make of that.

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2010 07:44 AM (e8YaH)

31 Can we cross our toes too?  Every one I've called and actually spoke to said they had already voted for Brown or were going to ... here's hoping we hear another shot heard round the world tonight!!

Posted by: incognito at January 19, 2010 07:45 AM (maxwK)

32 @24, My best guess is around 30,000 votes. Unless they rig the electronic voting machines it's very hard to generate that many votes wo/raising suspicions.


Posted by: Mike H at January 19, 2010 07:45 AM (LdYLm)

33 I was vote 413 in Middleboro 3rd Precinct at 10:00 AM. McCain won my town in 2008 52-46.

Posted by: Craig at January 19, 2010 07:45 AM (iuNyN)

34 Guess what guys - great news!  I just heard some things that were favorable for our candidate and portend disaster for the other side!

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at January 19, 2010 07:45 AM (+lsX1)

35 Brown surging again on Intrade.

Looks like this am might have just been some early profit taking.  Other than loser Zogby predicting a Coakley win, I don't see any news benefiting her this morning.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at January 19, 2010 07:46 AM (kEBiX)

36 All of you who're going to be anywhere near the polls need to be sure to take a little video camera--even the little still cameras and some cell phones have good video now, so don't forget. You never know what shenanigans might need to be recorded.

And a mega-thank you to all you Mass morons, no matter how the election turns out.

Posted by: stace at January 19, 2010 07:46 AM (g/wgk)

37 Mama AJ at January 19, 2010 11:44 AM (Be4xl)

Yes.

Posted by: changer1701 at January 19, 2010 07:46 AM (xktXL)

38 My polling place had a line at 8:15 a.m. so I left and will go down on my lunch break.   I'll report back afterwards.

Posted by: tank at January 19, 2010 07:46 AM (CW29u)

39 Twitter: allahpundit: Sorry that HA keeps timing out. Having server problems and traffic is very heavy.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 19, 2010 07:46 AM (Be4xl)

40 Drew's a jinx!  Drew is a jinx!  GET HIM OUT OF THERE, DAMMIT.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 19, 2010 11:40 AM (yYD23)

 

 

Send him over to Croakley's campaign.

Posted by: turtle at January 19, 2010 07:47 AM (v/rEn)

41 I voted about an hour ago.  Small town, snowing pretty heavily.  Traffic jam at the town office.  I find it hard to believe all those people are coming out in bad weather because they're fired up about Marsha.

No Panthers (I think they'd be very nervous about all the burly New England crackers with shotguns around here), no suspicious "sample ballots."  Good feeling so far.

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 19, 2010 07:47 AM (hcLgF)

42 Ace, watch out for the hogs at the trough. 

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at January 19, 2010 07:48 AM (1oQ91)

43 If Brown wins the election day vote and Coakley carries 85% of the absentee ballots, we'll know the fix was in.

They can try to carry out fraud on a Mugabe scale.  My guess is they won't, but if they do, it will be a Santa Ana-at-Goliad kind of victory for them.  Katie bar the door if that happens...

Posted by: Hatchet Five at January 19, 2010 07:48 AM (n6iqK)

44 Ace, Jealous!  Acela, I hope?  So tempting to go up there!

Posted by: ParisParamus at January 19, 2010 07:48 AM (bN5ZU)

45

Have fun out there!

Posted by: Zimriel at January 19, 2010 07:49 AM (9Sbz+)

46 have a great time, Ace! Wish I were there with you and Drew.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 07:49 AM (gAINd)

47 Hey look!  I just found 8000 uncounted ballots in the trunk of this abandoned car.  Wouldn't want to disenfranchise anyone.  Looks like we'll need a recount!

Posted by: DNC Volunteer at January 19, 2010 07:49 AM (W5NBA)

48

Once again...oh, forget it.

LOL.

Posted by: Jewells at January 19, 2010 07:49 AM (l/N7H)

49 Remember, Ace, you've gotta put the hogleg where the cornhole is.

Posted by: Slick Willie at January 19, 2010 07:49 AM (hnq5i)

50 I just voted again!  Go Martha, Go!

Posted by: Ed Schultz at January 19, 2010 07:49 AM (TV27A)

51 It may be a bit difficult to pull any headlines from Hot Air today - that site is running slower than Oprah in a marathon...

Posted by: Intrepid at January 19, 2010 07:49 AM (92zkk)

52 Win or lose, after today we have to keep it up.

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at January 19, 2010 07:49 AM (YRjsF)

53 Anybody hear Steve King's (R-Iowa) interview this morning?  He flew out to Massesssksschuseettees to be a poll watcher.  He ended it with something like "at least they aren't serving acorn cookies at the polling places."  Heh..sometimes I really like that guy. 

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at January 19, 2010 07:49 AM (1oQ91)

54 Let's do this! LEEEEEEEEEROY JENKINS!

Posted by: Angry Beaver at January 19, 2010 07:50 AM (ZCAFq)

55 Ace, do you mean the headquarters, or the Park Plaza Hotel?

Posted by: ParisParamus at January 19, 2010 07:50 AM (bN5ZU)

56

Brown voters = evil terrorists, raping, pillaging, burning, looting.

Coakley voters = kittehs - purring.  We all love kittehs, right?  Cute little kittehs.

http://tinyurl.com/yaq4cyo


 

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at January 19, 2010 07:50 AM (RkRxq)

57 "56 I just voted again!  Go Martha, Go!

Posted by: Ed Schultz at January 19, 2010 11:49 AM (TV27A)"


....which probably got you a raise at MSNBC, right?

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at January 19, 2010 07:50 AM (1oQ91)

58 Guess what guys - disappointing news.  I just heard some info that sounds bad for our candidate.  Don't go anywhere, more news could break at any moment.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at January 19, 2010 07:50 AM (+lsX1)

59 Now's not the time to ask this, but is there some way you folks in Mass can get rid of that fuckstick Kerry in the future? He just completely slandered Brown and Brown's supporters last night. I didn't think he could possibly get any worse. Wrong again.

Posted by: stace at January 19, 2010 07:50 AM (g/wgk)

60 Have a great time. MA conservatives are a fun bunch.They need a sense of humor to survive daily life in the People's Republic.

Posted by: lincolntf at January 19, 2010 07:50 AM (Ab8Sw)

61 Are the polls busy?
Well I cans see the line from my front porch....in Connecticut.

Posted by: Rocks at January 19, 2010 07:50 AM (OOgDc)

62 WTF is up with Drudge?  I there a better site somewhere else?  He used to like  UPDATE his site.  Now it's the same shit all day.

Posted by: MelodicMetal in MA at January 19, 2010 07:50 AM (x4S2a)

63 He ended it with something like "at least they aren't serving acorn cookies at the polling places."

I hope they're serving brownies.

Posted by: PA Cat at January 19, 2010 07:51 AM (CNieD)

64

Voted at 7:30 this morning.  Only person with a sign at the school entrance was a Brown supporter.  Not a huge crowd, but steady. 

Ace you will have WIFI on the train.

 

Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 07:51 AM (tG+m6)

65

Mallamutt,

The party is at O.B. Clark's in Brentwood hosted by Ed Martin who is a local R running for Congress. Should be good turn out. Several STL YRs (Young Republicans) such as myself are planning to attend. You should come and bring friends! Strts at 7.

Proud grad of SIUC College of Ag. Go Dawgs!

Posted by: Saluki at January 19, 2010 07:51 AM (Lh1qk)

66 Get-R-Done!

Posted by: Larry at January 19, 2010 07:51 AM (1vTkL)

67

This man is a teabagging, supporter of violence against women, racist, homophobe, ex-nude model.

He has my vote.

Posted by: Keithy O'Cumstain at January 19, 2010 07:51 AM (waaUg)

68 100K fake ballots is going to translate to 5% of the vote, tops.  Brown will overcome.

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2010 07:51 AM (e8YaH)

69 That's a great idea.  Ace has a long history of good luck at personal appearances.

Posted by: Stuck Israeli Tank at January 19, 2010 07:51 AM (d44tS)

70 My dog and I both voted! I voted for Brown of course, my dog, strangely, went for Kennedy.

Posted by: Turk Jorgenson at January 19, 2010 07:52 AM (ehLtp)

71 It's Massachusetts.  Don't forget to BYOVR - Bring Your Own Valu-Rite.

Make sure you toast to another day in the ongoing sobriety of Edward M.

Posted by: WTFCI at January 19, 2010 07:52 AM (GtYrq)

72 I'm ready to go tonight. Just got done working out so I'm nice and sweaty (plus no pruning like you sissy boys out there. Nothing but thick glorious bush.). You can bet yor ass I'm going to be MSNBC 24/7 just admiring the whiny mouth bitches that I'll be dippin' in.

Posted by: Cheney's balls at January 19, 2010 07:52 AM (qcgPU)

73 Man, I keep looking for reasons to feel pessimistic and eeyorish...and I keep getting buoyed up by the good news.  It's like the fuckin' Miracle On Ice, and we've been following it so closely that we have to take a step back to appreciate the magnitude of what's going on. 

In the words of Soft Machine...

We did it again
We did it again
We did it again
We did it again
We did it again
We did it again
[repeat like a mantra while kicking all sorts of ass]

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 19, 2010 07:53 AM (yYD23)

74 If I go to HQ in Boston I'll try to figure who you and Drew are. 

Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 07:53 AM (tG+m6)

75 BROWN +8 Is there a mobile version of this site does anyone know??

Posted by: AeroFANatic at January 19, 2010 07:53 AM (tYDOJ)

76 Is there an election today?  Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at January 19, 2010 07:53 AM (GtYrq)

77 68 WTF is up with Drudge?  I there a better site somewhere else?  He used to like  UPDATE his site.  Now it's the same shit all day.

Posted by: MelodicMetal in MA

 

Stopped reading Drudge when Breitbart stopped carrying it.

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2010 07:53 AM (e8YaH)

78 Even you Morons who don't like Glenn Beck wouldn't have been able to turn the dial on him on the first 15 minutes of today's show.  Sobering stuff.  No matter how this election turns out, this is D Day for the Republic.

Posted by: RushBabe at January 19, 2010 07:53 AM (LKkE8)

79 Ace are you going to do you dipping right there at the headquarters?

Posted by: Rocks at January 19, 2010 07:54 AM (OOgDc)

80 Ace, how exciting!  Have a great time!  Looking forward to your updates.

Go, Scott!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 07:54 AM (9Wv2j)

81

Voted this morning at 8:45 AM.  I live in the city of Boston, in the very blue neighborhood of Dorchester.  Not uncommon to see a Dem get 75% of the vote in my precinct.

Two years ago, I voted for John McCain at roughly the same time in the morning, and I was about the 300th person to register their vote.  Today, I was vote #80.

Could be that the Coakley camp is struggling with their GOTV effort today.

Posted by: Mike at January 19, 2010 07:54 AM (V40OW)

82

53 Hey look!  I just found 8000 uncounted ballots in the trunk of this abandoned car. 

Take the car and the ballots and drive them into a creek.

Posted by: mghorning at January 19, 2010 07:54 AM (Z6IN2)

83

Here's hoping all the vote-fixers are as incompetent as the woman who handed out absentee ballots on camera, giving her full name!

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 19, 2010 07:54 AM (Be4xl)

84 Wait a minute, ..., ace is going to dip his balls for real at Brown campaign headquarters.  Dude, but that's hard core.

Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2010 07:54 AM (Xsi7M)

85 Hey, would anybody know the way to the Martha Coakley HQ?

Posted by: SEIU Goon driving a car with a suspiciously heavy trunk at January 19, 2010 07:54 AM (+FNIG)

86 Just got back from voting on the North Shore.  Had to wait in traffic for a half mile just for a parking space to free up at the school. Ten Scott signs to three Marsha's.   Scott's held by real people - not stuck in snowbanks.  I asked the pollworkers at my precinct about turnout and they said they've never seen it so busy, even in presidential elections.   In the checkout line I was nosey and peeked at the ballots of the four people ahead of me - they all had the top circle filled in:  Scott Brown.   Fingers crossed!     

Posted by: plum at January 19, 2010 07:54 AM (MORNc)

87 I heard a radio spot on the ABC Radio News at the top of the hour yesterday, which had a spot with a local octagenarian woman in a senior center after a Frank rally.  She said, and I quote, "I'm sick and tired of the Republicans raping me, over and over."

...wut?

Methinks Grandma has succumbed to senility and is unaware of who's actually gang-banging her.

Every time I see an honored senior citizen make an idiotic statement like this, the saying comes to mind: "There's no fool like an old fool."

Posted by: Angry Beaver at January 19, 2010 07:54 AM (ZCAFq)

88

Thank you for posting this!  I really like your blog!!

Common Cents

http://www.commoncts.blogspot.com

ps. Link Exchange?

Posted by: Steve at January 19, 2010 07:55 AM (AQXy6)

89 59  I love Steve King.  I wish he was my congresscritter instead of that idiot Boswell, but it helps King's electoral prospects that he doesn't have to deal with all the idiot Des Moines liberals.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at January 19, 2010 07:55 AM (n6iqK)

90 Mr. Brown you have a lovely daughter.

Posted by: Hermans Hermits at January 19, 2010 07:55 AM (mI11M)

91

Hi Peaches

Damn I am wound like a top.  Must drive along the ocean now. Will report on what I see on the ground out there. 

 

Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 07:55 AM (tG+m6)

92 I'm cautiously optimistic.  What is really, really heartbreaking is that we have to account for what will, no doubt, be large voter fraud.  It's almost as if we have to factor that into every election now.  How pitifully sad it all is. 

Posted by: Twinks at January 19, 2010 07:55 AM (LeFbD)

93

dagny:  2

Jay in ames: 2

Xoxotl: 2.5

Rawmuse: 3

Burn the witch: 4

Bat chain : 4

Truman North:  4

DSCC: brown +4

Mallamut: 4.3

Jcjimi: 4.5

Sassypants: 5

Dang Straits: 5

Joy to the: 5

Big Fat Meanie:  5

Joncelli: 5

Johnny I: 5.5

Andy: 6

Guy Fawks: 6

Me (rdbrewer):  Brown by 6

Backwardsboy: 6

Doc J: 6

Naturalfake 6.5

Abdominal: 7

Ford: 7

enoxo:  7

Country Squire:  7

Who Knows: 7

Outlaw: 7

Tipping Point: 7.5

LikeATimeBomb:  By 8

arhooley: 8

Never give up: 8

Aerofanatic: 8

SiM:  Brown, 9

AJ Mama:10

Miss Factcheck: 13

Vic: 10

Libertarian Jim: 11

Kemp: 11

Jean:  Brown by 12

Methos: 13

Vet Missing Parts: 20

 

Mr. Pink: Coakley 4

Reality check : Coakley 4

An Independent Voter: Coakley 3

Polynikes: Coakley: 1

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2010 07:55 AM (cG9YA)

94 A Brownecdote...a coworker in Houston said that his dad, a life-long democract, went to the poll early to vote, for the first time evah for a republican.

Posted by: Robert Callahan at January 19, 2010 07:55 AM (ZKdQr)

95

Take the car and the ballots and drive them into a creek.

Now, see, Mass. Democrats would rush to pull a car out of the water if it had something important like votes in it.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 19, 2010 07:56 AM (Be4xl)

96
Remember Ace- just because she's a hog, doesn't mean you can't pull out the corncob.

Posted by: Slick Willie at January 19, 2010 07:56 AM (fx8sm)

97

 

you go girl!!

Posted by: politicalmuse at January 19, 2010 07:57 AM (QZEA3)

98 Has anyone heard from Hillary? Every other douchbag has weighed in on this election but she is oddly silent.....hmmmm. Where do you think Obama keeps her?

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2010 07:57 AM (cG9YA)

99 Brown, +3.

I can't get any of my MA friends/rels to give a prediction.
Only eight hours to go...

Posted by: lincolntf at January 19, 2010 07:57 AM (Ab8Sw)

100 # 65 Stace - I know we need to get rid of Kerry.  Maybe Marcia will run against him?  She'd have my vote then.

Posted by: tank at January 19, 2010 07:58 AM (CW29u)

101 53 Hey look!  I just found 8000 uncounted ballots in the trunk of this abandoned car.  Wouldn't want to disenfranchise anyone.  Looks like we'll need a recount!

Posted by: DNC Volunteer at January 19, 2010 11:49 AM (W5NBA)

..........................

 

Nah, set the damn thing on fire and make some smores out of the whole experience.....

Posted by: Crowsting at January 19, 2010 07:58 AM (61BD9)

102 " I gave them the finger.  Feeling real good." Heh. I've been doing that randomly to drivers sporting Obama bumperstickers for the last 6 months. The vast majority are clueless fucks who have no idea why they're getting flipped off. It makes me happy though.

Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at January 19, 2010 07:58 AM (5YE4e)

103 Brown +12.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 19, 2010 07:58 AM (T0NGe)

104 Oh, and Brown by 4.

Posted by: Stuck Israeli Tank at January 19, 2010 07:58 AM (d44tS)

105  Just got back from the polls.My old man and I were in and out in 5 minutes.As I was leaving the lunchtime voters seemed to be rolling in.
That's pretty much the same scenario as the 08 elections.

In any case there's two more votes for Brown.

Posted by: Mal at January 19, 2010 07:59 AM (Z+qzA)

106 Good morning, loppyd!  I hope you have a great day and manage to connect with the Ace and Drew.  You know what Ace looks like, right?  Maet put a link to his CPAC speech on the Yahoo group, in "links." 

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 07:59 AM (9Wv2j)

107 Ace, Unscientific exit pool -- Go to a polling place in a Dem area, Put a purple sweater on Drew, then go outside and throw snowballs at him -- see if anyone cares.

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2010 07:59 AM (PjevJ)

108 Ted Kennedy is turning over in his submerged Oldsmobile.


No, right now Ted is getting my barbed cock up his cornhole.  Without lube.  For the 974th time.  Tell us again about those waitress sandwiches, Ted.  You're a riot.

Posted by: Saaaattan at January 19, 2010 07:59 AM (n6iqK)

109 "I'm sick and tired of the Republicans raping me, over and over."



Someone should tell her not every man at the Senior home is a Republican.
And lock her door at night.


Posted by: Rocks at January 19, 2010 08:00 AM (OOgDc)

110
Hey, Teddy K. got his 4 month sobriety chip today!

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 08:00 AM (fx8sm)

111 104 WoW! If Brown gets the Houston votes he is sure to win.

Posted by: state your name at January 19, 2010 08:00 AM (2Ugp6)

112 RE the "Brown Brothers"

AWESOME!

Brilliant reference, sir!  Well played!

Posted by: MelodicMetal in MA at January 19, 2010 08:01 AM (x4S2a)

113 Should I??? Is it too early yet?????

Posted by: Ball Dipper at January 19, 2010 08:01 AM (ngD76)

114

Reading the LIBTARD blogs and comments is down right scary.

These fuckers are out of their minds.  Most LIBTARDS are emotionally disturbed, and nearly all of them are complete failures.

Posted by: gus at January 19, 2010 08:01 AM (Vqruj)

115 Has anyone heard from Hillary? Every other douchbag has weighed in on this election but she is oddly silent.....hmmmm. Where do you think Obama keeps her?

She's in double-secret revolt against Obama. Did you hear one fucking peep from State during the Undiebomber thing? No way. Her department fucked up BIGTIME and...nothing. The media knew better than to ask.

She's not an idiot. She maybe thought he wouldn't implode this fast, but since he is she's distancing herself from him with a quickness.

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at January 19, 2010 08:02 AM (YRjsF)

116 2 friends in the Boston area are confirmed Brown votes.

Anecdotal, I know, but I likes me some anecdotes. 

Posted by: The Hammer at January 19, 2010 08:02 AM (YBTwf)

117 In the words that forever changed my life...

"Lets Roll"

Posted by: Mjim at January 19, 2010 08:02 AM (V8B//)

118

Don't forget to interview Manny Ortez, if you can find him.

Posted by: always right at January 19, 2010 08:02 AM (7GfKM)

119 Here's hoping all the vote-fixers are as incompetent as the woman who handed out absentee ballots on camera, giving her full name!

FYI Mama AJ: David Weigel at the Washington Independent reports that that video of an "absentee ballot" is misleading.  What Ms. Menedez was actually holding is a sample ballot according to Weigel.

Posted by: WTFCI at January 19, 2010 08:02 AM (GtYrq)

120 Put me down for Brown +5.

That was Christie's margin of victory over Corzine.  Also predicting that, just as in NJ and VA, indies will break for Brown 2-1.




Posted by: Intrepid at January 19, 2010 08:02 AM (92zkk)

121

Brown +2.

Posted by: Zimriel at January 19, 2010 08:02 AM (9Sbz+)

122 This won't end well. Do we really want a Brown victory party with a drunken Ewok humping every leg in sight?

Posted by: Tushar at January 19, 2010 08:02 AM (KXhmI)

123 Here's a link to the Weigel report.

http://is.gd/6Bv96

Posted by: WTFCI at January 19, 2010 08:02 AM (GtYrq)

124 Just so you know, I sent KKKilgore to Boston to yell"N**ger" at ever gathering that has a Brown sign, so that he can then report on the racist teabagging racism going on.

Posted by: Charles Johnson's Calendar at January 19, 2010 08:02 AM (wnU1W)

125 Brown by Coakley.

Posted by: Ben at January 19, 2010 08:03 AM (wuv1c)

126 Yes, ball dipper, it is still too early.

It IS time to set out your dip now, so it is at room temperature and not too chilly when we get the word to go.

Posted by: Nip Dip at January 19, 2010 08:03 AM (0aQsc)

127 "100K fake ballots is going to translate to 5% of the vote, tops.  Brown will overcome. Posted by: Truman North"

You can change 100,000 to 1,000,000 really easily with a computer these days.

I didn't think those people who mistrusted diebold were necessarily far off the mark.  No, Bush didn't use diebold to steal Florida... but it's just shitty that we let computers tabulate the vote.   Shitty and unnecessary.  Meanwhile, outright voter fraud and indimidation is almost never prosecuted, and when someone tries to make it harder to steal election, the democrats flip the fuck out.

There's a reason JFK's granddad, Mr Fitzgerald, was convicted of vote fraud.   There's a reason Ed Schultz begs people to commit vote fraud.  There's a reason democrat election judges will nearly uniformly never compare the absentee voter roles with the list of people walking in on election day, while the democrats demand an ever increasing number of absentee ballots sent to God knows where. 

They are voting illegally.  They are registering illegaly.  They aren't taking those risks for nothing.  We aren't seeing districts with more voters than people for nothing. Voting fraud is effective.  There is no way to stop it unless the GOP takes this last chance it may ever have, if it even wins in 2010, to severely curtail fraud.  Huge penalties, an agency dedicated to finding fraud.  Consistent election laws throughout the country that take away the potential.  Delays in announcing results or districts talking to eachother about results (so that someone can come up with just the number of ballots needed to swing an election).  All results announced at the same time with minimal people privy to the results internally. 

But we tried it already, and the democrats stopped it.  There's a reason Georgia is barred, by the DOJ, from complying with the HAVA... it would make it harder to commit voter fraud.

It's not a punchline anymore.  IF we lose respect for elections, things will get bloody.  Even the democrats should accept that we need absolutely truthful vote counts.

Posted by: Ed Schultz at January 19, 2010 08:03 AM (dUOK+)

128 >>>Ace, do you mean the headquarters, or the Park Plaza Hotel? Well, the Hotel, actually... I didn't know how to say "the place where they'll be for the results." Although if someone could get me into the HQ before...

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2010 08:03 AM (d7wTq)

129 Great news guys!  Just heard some info that sounds super positive for Brown!

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at January 19, 2010 08:04 AM (+lsX1)

130

133: you make that sound like it's a bad thing.

 

So, will Brown HQ have as their banner the naked picture of him? My wife wants to know.

Posted by: eddiebear at January 19, 2010 08:04 AM (wnU1W)

131

Just so you know, I sent KKKilgore to Boston to yell"N**ger" at ever gathering that has a Brown sign, so that he can then report on the racist teabagging racism going on.

Poor Charles Johnson and Arlen Specter. They change with the tide, but didn't realize the 2008 tide would only last about 6-9 months.

How long after the 2010 elections until Charles Johnson posts about his top ten reasons for parting with the left.

Posted by: Ben at January 19, 2010 08:05 AM (wuv1c)

132 Even you Morons who don't like Glenn Beck wouldn't have been able to turn the dial on him on the first 15 minutes of today's show.  Sobering stuff.  No matter how this election turns out, this is D Day for the Republic.

Yeah, but Beck says that about just about everything. He's such a pissy little drama queen; it's why I don't pay much attention to him.

Rush, however, is teh awesome...

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 19, 2010 08:05 AM (hoowK)

133 On the bright side, Mrs. North felt too sick to go to the polls today.  I can't trust her in the voting booth.  She's likely to start sucking Coakley's dick.

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2010 08:05 AM (e8YaH)

134 142: he'll do that when he realizes he can't get a paying gig with the leftysites

Posted by: eddiebear at January 19, 2010 08:06 AM (wnU1W)

135 Why did the Dems screw up and schedule this election when the college kids were out of town? Was the date mandated?

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2010 08:06 AM (7K04W)

136

The best thing about Brown is his light skin and lack of negroe dialect.

LIBTARDS are always talking about brown people.  How poignant.

Posted by: gus at January 19, 2010 08:06 AM (Vqruj)

137 Hey make sure both you and Drew vote 20 times today. Red Ed said it was "okay".

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 08:07 AM (pLTLS)

138 Well, the Hotel, actually...

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2010 12:03 PM (d7wTq)


Wow. Ace is going to dip live on stage at a Hotel with the MSM watching.

Hard Core. Keep it Classy Ace.


Posted by: Rocks at January 19, 2010 08:07 AM (OOgDc)

139 Wish I was there! Go Brown!

Posted by: Robin at January 19, 2010 08:07 AM (6uXZa)

140 Reading the LIBTARD blogs and comments is down right scary. I'm trying to plan my evening according to the election outcome. Brown wins: I go over to Kos and read the breast-beating jeremiads written by hysterical lefties. I will use their hot snotty tears of rage as a rejuvenating elixir to carry me into November. Brown loses: I start looking up prices on plane tickets to Boston so I can personally kick Ace in the balls for getting my hopes up.

Posted by: Monty at January 19, 2010 08:07 AM (4Pleu)

141 Is it necessary to shave before you dip your balls?

Posted by: David Brooks at January 19, 2010 08:07 AM (qD3QA)

142

Poor Charles Johnson and Arlen Specter. They change with the tide, but didn't realize the 2008 tide would only last about 6-9 months.

How long after the 2010 elections until Charles Johnson posts about his top ten reasons for parting with the left.

Posted by: Ben at January 19, 2010 12:05 PM (wuv1c)

So, so true.  It didn't work out so well for Judas either.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 19, 2010 08:07 AM (T0NGe)

143 Brown +9.4

Posted by: Hatchet Five at January 19, 2010 08:07 AM (n6iqK)

144 Ace,

Come back with your shield.

Or on it.

Posted by: BlackCross5 at January 19, 2010 08:07 AM (Xc9BR)

145 Heh, Rush just lead off with a great story from Politico about the dem gotv workers "stunned" at the number of dems saying they're going to vote . . . for Scott Brown!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 08:08 AM (9Wv2j)

146

141 Tell her to go to Hillbuzz--they have it.

144 Truman, what did you do?

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2010 08:08 AM (cG9YA)

147 She said, and I quote, "I'm sick and tired of the Republicans raping me, over and over."


Unfulfilled fantasy? 60+ years of having sex only with metrosexual wussies must leave you empty and regretful.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 19, 2010 08:08 AM (mR7mk)

148 That way none of the good tips will get lost in the shuffle.

Plus we get the triple post bonus.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 19, 2010 08:08 AM (DIYmd)

149 Vote a couple times for us non Mass voters Ace. LOL

Posted by: vai2112 at January 19, 2010 08:10 AM (9eb2k)

150 I didn't think those people who mistrusted diebold were necessarily far off the mark.


They were projecting.  They'll cheat to win, so they assume everyone else will, too.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 19, 2010 08:10 AM (mR7mk)

151

Voter fraud should be construed as an act of treason. One is violating one of the core principles of our democracy when engaging in such acts or sanctioning its use.  Harsh, I know, but at this point I don't care.....

 

 

Posted by: Crowsting at January 19, 2010 08:11 AM (61BD9)

152 Is it necessary to shave before you dip your balls?

You'll want to remove your trousers first.  Wouldn't want to waste a fine crease.

Posted by: WTFCI at January 19, 2010 08:11 AM (GtYrq)

153 I woke up this morning and someone pissed in my Cherios. For some reason I feel the urge to go out and vote for the first Republican I see.

Posted by: Angry White Male at January 19, 2010 08:11 AM (SqAkN)

154

I know we need to get rid of Kerry.  Maybe Marcia will run against him?  She'd have my vote then.

Kerry was reelected in 08, not up for election again until 2014.

Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2010 08:12 AM (QrA9E)

155 Sorry guys - just heard some bad news for Brown.  Just when things were looking good, this happens.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at January 19, 2010 08:12 AM (+lsX1)

156 Hey, Ace, I heard a place where you and Drew can pick up your absentee ballots.  Call me.

Posted by: RushBabe at January 19, 2010 08:13 AM (LKkE8)

157

152 Is it necessary to shave before you dip your balls?

I like to wax.

Posted by: Henry Waxman at January 19, 2010 08:13 AM (qD3QA)

158 I say Brown by 4.

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 19, 2010 08:13 AM (hcLgF)

159 Rush is doing a great job covering Mass.

Posted by: mghorning at January 19, 2010 08:13 AM (Z6IN2)

160 #152 It's ok for a fag like you to have a pre-dip shave David. However , real men are nothing but a thick tangle of curly goodness.

Posted by: Cheney's balls at January 19, 2010 08:13 AM (qcgPU)

161 #165 - I know Vic but they need to start working on it now

Posted by: tank at January 19, 2010 08:13 AM (CW29u)

162 Just did a presentation on Health Care Fraud at work, (Downtown Boston) and was asked who would be best to vote for with respect to Fraud. I stood there in my brown sportcoat, brown pants and brown tie and, as my boss is yelling "Don't answer - don't answer, I calmly replied " I cannot tell you who to vote for but I am wearing my FAVORITE COLOR. Notch a couple more votes for Brown!

Posted by: bushleague at January 19, 2010 08:13 AM (JZ1ih)

163 Kerry was reelected in 08, not up for election again until 2014.

This election will be seared, seared, into his memory.

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at January 19, 2010 08:14 AM (YRjsF)

164 Tommorrow after this election I will realize my mistake of voting for a Republican. Not right now though, right now I am too full of mindless rage.

Posted by: Angry White Male at January 19, 2010 08:14 AM (SqAkN)

165 Boston Morons, Where are the downtown folks meeting to hear the results?

Posted by: bushleague at January 19, 2010 08:15 AM (JZ1ih)

166 Whoah!  Just heard some great news for Brown!

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at January 19, 2010 08:16 AM (+lsX1)

167

Come on, Mass, make it right for me.  I'm still pissed.

Posted by: Mary Jo Kopechne at January 19, 2010 08:16 AM (qD3QA)

168 I read that today is National Popcorn Day. No kidding!

Posted by: Shannon at January 19, 2010 08:17 AM (ju9uk)

169 And a mega-thank you to all you Mass morons, no matter how the election turns out.

Bull, bring back a winner, or you out of the Union!

Posted by: Mallamut's Dad at January 19, 2010 08:17 AM (ZO0u/)

170 Brown +8

Posted by: someone out there at January 19, 2010 08:17 AM (nezgF)

171

@142 - Poor Charles Johnson and Arlen Specter.

I have absolutely no pity for that piece of shit Specter, and I will do a do a happy dance when PA finally kicks his wrinkled traitorous ass out of office.

I'm seriously considering re-registering as a Democrat just to vote against Specter in the primary.

Posted by: Xoxotl at January 19, 2010 08:18 AM (+FNIG)

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 08:19 AM (fx8sm)

173 I'll be on the lookout for you guys. Shouldn't be too hard to spot an Ewok in the crowd.

It's snowing like a bitch here, so that fur's going to come in handy.

Posted by: Andy at January 19, 2010 08:20 AM (5Rurq)

174 Washington Times: 

BOSTON | On Monday, an Irish bookie paid off bettors who had wagered that state Sen. Scott Brown, a conservative Republican, would win the special election for the Massachusetts U.S. Senate seat held for nearly 50 years by liberal Democratic icon Edward M. Kennedy.

"Enough is enough. It seems that Senator Brown just has to get out of bed tomorrow to win convincingly. As far as we're concerned, this race is well and truly over," said Paddy Power, Ireland's largest bookmaker, 24 hours before the actual election.

Before shutting down the betting, Mr. Brown had gone from 5-4 odds to 1-5 (meaning if a bettor put down $5, they only stood to make $1 if Mr. Brown wins). The odds against his opponent — Democrat Martha Coakley, the state's attorney general — soared, from 4-7 to win to 3-1 to lose.

Posted by: Mary Jo Kopechne at January 19, 2010 08:20 AM (qD3QA)

175 The last time I witnessed a Senatorial victory was also Massachusetts: Kerry, 1984.  I'm very tempted to go up there to make cosmic amends.  I actually miss Boston for the first time in 25 years.

My prediction remains Scott Brown by 17 points (I guess that means % too?).  This is going to be a rout.  Kennedy gets 2%.  People are too scared of Obama to dally with 3rdP candidates; sort of like what happened in NJ.

Posted by: ParisParamus at January 19, 2010 08:20 AM (Hv1Cx)

176 Voted Brown in hippydippy Arlington

Someone's gettin' pregnant tonight

Posted by: 3.14159 at January 19, 2010 08:20 AM (tTlIu)

177 Politico:

A Democratic operative familiar with Martha Coakley and the DSCC's massive get-out-the-vote operation says that outreach workers in and around Boston have been stunned by the number of Democrats and Obama supporters who are waving them off, saying they'll vote for Scott Brown.

Yeah baby!

Posted by: Mal at January 19, 2010 08:21 AM (Z+qzA)

178 I love Steve King.  I wish he was my congresscritter instead of that idiot Boswell, but it helps King's electoral prospects that he doesn't have to deal with all the idiot Des Moines liberals.

I hear ya, Hatchet. Latham in Ames isn't a bad rep, either. King makes the lib's heads explode, so he's got that going for him. Too bad Ganske had to retire, and leave the door open for Boswell. Who knows, maybe someone can unseat him this year.  Jim Gibbons, the ex wrestling coach from Iowa State is running on the R side.

Posted by: Jay in Ames at January 19, 2010 08:21 AM (UEEex)

179 Drew and I were invited up to Boston to enjoy the... let's not jinx this, the results, foul or fair. Ace, Drew, DO. NOT. FUCK. THIS. UP! I've got a bathtub full of tapioca waiting for me at home. Do NOT disappoint my newly shorn sack. You would not like it when it's disappointed....

Posted by: Che Pizza at January 19, 2010 08:21 AM (SPSOE)

180 Just heard some rough news for Brown.  Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at January 19, 2010 08:22 AM (+lsX1)

181

144 Truman, what did you do?

You know that one thing that male doctors are NEVER supposed to do with their woman patients?  Well, I haven't done it to her since before Election Day.

This particular illness is not my doing, however.

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2010 08:22 AM (e8YaH)

182 If Brown wins, there's champagne cooling.

If healthcare nose dives, we are tempted to spring for La Grand Dame or Cristal.

Let the Dems eat cake...baked by SCOTT BROWN, baby!

Posted by: Linlithgow at January 19, 2010 08:22 AM (xpBkP)

183 Is it necessary to shave before you dip your balls?

Mr. Brooks, I thought Mr. Frum claimed that you were smooth as a baby's bottom down there, so you needn't worry about shaving..

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 19, 2010 08:22 AM (hoowK)

184 Rock On!

Posted by: toby928 at January 19, 2010 08:22 AM (PD1tk)

185

I blew off the convention in 2008, because I figured it would be lame.

Learn, then:

1. The convention itself is always a sanitary, orderly event made for television. Nobody but delegates, candidates, and newbies angle for floor passes.

2. It's the peripheral, invitation-only stuff -- in 2008, the small-venue Sammy Hagar and Smashmouth concerts, the open-bar nightclubs, the buffets -- that you fight to get into. It's never lame when there are more parties going on than you can possibly attend. (I came home with more cigars than I left with.)

3. The mood in 2008 was awful, though there were high points. Reminds me of the old maxim that there are two reasons to drink: because you're happy, or because you're sad. Pick your reason. Just drink. Especially if someone else is getting the tab.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at January 19, 2010 08:23 AM (2QFX4)

186 it's just shitty that we let computers tabulate the vote.

How else do you propose to tabulate them?

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 19, 2010 08:25 AM (VGeGl)

187

Brown by 6

 

Best of luck to us all.

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 19, 2010 08:25 AM (R2fpr)

188 Dammit, I thought it was the Secretary of Steak

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 19, 2010 08:26 AM (e8YaH)

189 Voted again!  Whooooo!

Posted by: Ed Schultz at January 19, 2010 08:28 AM (TV27A)

190 Ed: That's flushing not voting

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2010 08:29 AM (cG9YA)

191

>it's just shitty that we let computers tabulate the vote.

How else do you propose to tabulate them?

Yeah, dude, don't blow this gig for me.

Posted by: Skynet at January 19, 2010 08:29 AM (+FNIG)

192 OMG you guys!  Just heard some great news for Brown!

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at January 19, 2010 08:29 AM (+lsX1)

193 Latham in Ames isn't a bad rep, either. King makes the lib's heads explode, so he's got that going for him.

I've met Steve King up at the Clay County Fair several years ago, and was impressed by what I saw.  I knew Latham years ago when I was doing campaign work in NW Iowa; he is good people.  Right now I'm thinking that Boswell will develop a desire to spend more time with his family down in Decatur County after he figures out how poorly his vote for DemonCare is playing.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at January 19, 2010 08:31 AM (n6iqK)

194

The immortal line from "The Wild Bunch"

"LET'S GO"..... 

  I really do feel like our country is finally waking up. Thank God.

Posted by: JDC from Las Vegas at January 19, 2010 08:33 AM (rPYdS)

195 Just look for the Ewok with the Little Green Football on his spear (no, not that one, it's too little).

It always makes me laugh. Look for this, umm, man at the Plaza Hotel

hat tip, doubleplusundead . (see what I did there?)

Posted by: Jay in Ames at January 19, 2010 08:33 AM (UEEex)

196 Don't worry about voter fraud, I'm on it!

Posted by: Jimma Carter at January 19, 2010 08:34 AM (ZO0u/)

197 Dagny: Are you that Radio Equalizer guy?  How did you know that?  Quit taking me out of context!

Posted by: Ed Schultz at January 19, 2010 08:34 AM (TV27A)

198

How else do you propose to tabulate them?

Actual Verifiable paper ballots with Certified ID?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 19, 2010 08:34 AM (ujg0T)

199 You know that one thing that male doctors are NEVER supposed to do with their woman patients?

You mean, chasing them all around the office and trying to grab their tits?

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 19, 2010 08:35 AM (hoowK)

200 Right now I'm thinking that Boswell will develop a desire to spend more time with his family down in Decatur County after he figures out how poorly his vote for DemonCare is playing.

I'd pay real money to see that scenario unfurl it's beautiful wings.

Posted by: Jay in Ames at January 19, 2010 08:36 AM (UEEex)

201 Interesting tip via politico:  NRSC worked under the radar in MA.  Funded Brown $500K.

I think they are reading this site.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 19, 2010 08:36 AM (DIYmd)

202 You people are a bunch of homophobic, racist, mouth-breathing, redneck, ex-nude model, hating, teabagging, far-right, wal-mart shopping, obese rapists!  I hAAAAAAAAAAAAte you! 

Posted by: Keef at January 19, 2010 08:38 AM (mhbHz)

203

WE'VE GOING STREAKING THROUGH THE QUADS!!

C'mon everybody! Snoop, Snoop-a-Loop. Bring your green hat.

Posted by: Frank the Tank at January 19, 2010 08:38 AM (pLTLS)

204 Oh no - disaster may have just hit guys.  Shit.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at January 19, 2010 08:40 AM (+lsX1)

205 206 That's really funny, never saw it before.  Never was an LGFer, so it's more of a spectator sport for me.  But that photoshop is priceless!

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 08:41 AM (9Wv2j)

206 Good morning, loppyd!  I hope you have a great day and manage to connect with the Ace and Drew.  You know what Ace looks like, right?  Maet put a link to his CPAC speech on the Yahoo group, in "links." 

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 11:59 AM (9Wv2j)

Thanks, Peaches.  I just got back from getting lunch - had to drive by town hall in Newbury.  Way more Brown people than Coakley across the street.  Getting a lot of honks and hoots when I drove by.  No clue what Ace looks like.  The Yahoo group says I need to be approved by the monitor....

Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 08:42 AM (tG+m6)

207 Okay, Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head, I'll bite.  What's the point of your schtick?

Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2010 08:43 AM (Xsi7M)

208 Norm Coleman! Gerard Amirault! Doug Hoffman!

By Grabtharr's hammer, you shall be avenged!

Posted by: Dr Lazarus at January 19, 2010 08:43 AM (xqhoO)

209 Interesting tip via politico:  NRSC worked under the radar in MA.  Funded Brown $500K.

Very interesting, Guy.  There was another story yesterday about how Mittens and his political organization has been a major force behind the curtain for Brown, too. 

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 08:43 AM (9Wv2j)

210 Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 12:42 PM (tG+m6)

Picture of Ace from the CPAC awards dinner.

Isn't he adorable?

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 08:44 AM (9Wv2j)

211

Hey Ace, I don't suppose you considered going and doing some poll watching yourself instead of hanging out with the big wigs.  I would think, as important as this election is everyone there would be doing just that and saving the partying till after the polls close. 

Posted by: teej at January 19, 2010 08:44 AM (c459z)

212 Just now on the local news in MA, interviews with two voters.  The one with the really thick, foreign accent, insisting we had to assure a dem majority so that obama's agenda could be fulfilled, the other by your average Boston....pahhhk my cahhh...voter saying he voted for Brown.  And the news is VERY serious in their reporting!  They also keep running the ads about Marsha promising to raise our taxes....and their seriously supporting marsha!

Posted by: J at January 19, 2010 08:45 AM (T3/qP)

213 Ace, for a moron, you're alright!  Hope you get a scoop!

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 19, 2010 08:46 AM (B5cM9)

214 teej, there's lots of people to poll watch. Someone to get the good news out is also a necessary job. He's got the soap box, let's let him use it.

Posted by: Jay in Ames at January 19, 2010 08:47 AM (UEEex)

215

It IS time to set out your dip now, so it is at room temperature and not too chilly when we get the word to go.

Wrong answer. Chilly = bad for balls, good for nips. 

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 19, 2010 08:48 AM (U37Ux)

216
The text of Ace's CPAC speech:
Yub nub
eee chop yub nub
ah toe meet toe pee-chee keene
g'noop dock fling oh ah
Yah wah
eee chop yah wah
ah toe meet toe pee-chee keene
g'noop dock fling oh ah
Coatee chah tu yub nub
coatee chah tu yahwah
coatee chah tu glowah
allay loo ta nuv
Glowah
eee chop glowah
ya glowah pee chu nee foam
ah toot dee awe goon daa
Coatee cha tu goo (Yub nub!)
coatee cha tu doo (Yahwah!)
coatee cha tu too (Ya chaa!)
allay loo ta nuv
allay loo ta nuv
allay loo ta nuv
Glowah
eee chop glowah
ya glowah pee chu nee foam
ah toot dee awe goon daa
Allay loo ta nuv

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 08:50 AM (fx8sm)

217

Have a look at this. It says it is election returns for this election by county but it also says it was last updated at 3:48 and that every county has 50% turnout and 100% reporting. I can't figure out what it is if anything

http://tinyurl.com/y9nz5x6

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2010 08:50 AM (cG9YA)

218

  Something to kill time and a few brain cells. First Person Tetris.

Tough to play, especially when you're laughing as hard as I was.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 19, 2010 08:51 AM (4nPBL)

219 All you Mass morons, if you can, keep an eye out for cheaters! I don't know how you'd do it, but try if you can.  The Dems are getting pretty psycho and will try anything.  They can't stand losing, and the ends justify the means for a certain % of them.  Like that Schultz idiot.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 19, 2010 08:52 AM (B5cM9)

220 Ace, I commute into Boston from the South Shore.  Every overpass had Brown supporters holding signs, American flags, and waving (in a mini snow storm no less).  Horns were blaring all around.  Not one Coakley sign to be had then again we know how they feel about the weather in MA.

Posted by: SawxFan at January 19, 2010 08:52 AM (jbfFo)

221

Rush says that NECN (new england cable news) reporting vote trending toward Coakley.

Bullshit

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2010 08:53 AM (cG9YA)

222 Hold on!  Scratch that last report, this thing is in the bag!!

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at January 19, 2010 08:54 AM (+lsX1)

223
Picture of Ace from the CPAC awards dinner.

Isn't he adorable?

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 12:44 PM (9Wv2j)

Awww, he sure is.  He looks like one of my favorite high skrewel teachers!

Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 08:56 AM (tG+m6)

224 @225 Jay - Ok - and don't take it wrong, we just got so screwed in Minn. 

Posted by: teej at January 19, 2010 08:56 AM (QdUKm)

225

Rush says that NECN (new england cable news) reporting vote trending toward Coakley.

Bullshit

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2010 12:53 PM (cG9YA)

Ignore it.  Not an unbiased person there. 

Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 08:57 AM (tG+m6)

226 152 Is it necessary to shave before you dip your balls?

Posted by: David Brooks at January 19, 2010 12:07 PM (qD3QA)

Only if you want to use the dip with chips later on...

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent (M) at January 19, 2010 08:57 AM (Vu6sl)

227 I guess to get my prediction posted I have to put it different so, instead of Brown with 85% of the vote, Brown by 75%.  Break out the valu-rite.

Posted by: teej at January 19, 2010 08:58 AM (QdUKm)

228

I'm amazed at how any thinking human being can vote for that waste of oxygen Coakley.

But this is MA, one of the most brain-dead states in the country.  And we all knew that the Dems were gonna pull every single dirty trick in the book.

Posted by: Xoxotl at January 19, 2010 08:59 AM (+FNIG)

229 Ace, I hope you and Drew get to celebrate tonight!  I am so praying that Brown wins.  And as I said in a previous thread, all you Massachussettes Morons, thanks for braving the inclement elements and getting out to vote.  Hugs to you all!

Posted by: runningrn at January 19, 2010 08:59 AM (CfmlF)

230 Voting against Marcia Coakley gave me a happy warm feeling as I walked thru the snow.

Posted by: little boomer at January 19, 2010 09:00 AM (mxt4v)

231 I just voted for Brown - to paraphrase Mrs. O - "For the first time, in my adult life, I am proud to be from Massachusetts".

Posted by: bostonirish at January 19, 2010 09:00 AM (/VGML)

232 Rush says that NECN (new england cable news) reporting vote trending toward Coakley. It ain't over until WE SAY IT'S OVER. I mean, look, we got a guy with absolutely NO EXPERIENCE elected President of The United States! Why do you question our power?

Posted by: The MSM at January 19, 2010 09:01 AM (SPSOE)

233

234
Picture of Ace from the CPAC awards dinner.

Isn't he adorable?

 

Aw, you just want to pinch his cute little cheeks!  (Although, who knew he has a long established "relationship" with TOTUS?)

Posted by: runningrn at January 19, 2010 09:01 AM (CfmlF)

234 100 Mr. Brown you have a lovely daughter.

Posted by: Hermans Hermits at January 19, 2010 11:55 AM (mI11M)

Nearly peed my pants laughing...'cause I've seen his music video, and it's freaky-deaky.

Posted by: Nicole at January 19, 2010 09:01 AM (CH1cF)

235 loppyd, I sent the link to your spitfire email, just in case you were out of here.  Very nice blog, btw! 

Go, Senator Brown!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 09:01 AM (9Wv2j)

236 The libs will be spinning the "MUCH GREATER TURN OUT FOR COAKLEY" message all day in every news outlet they can reach.  Don't let it discourage you, MA Brown voters!


Posted by: Intrepid at January 19, 2010 09:01 AM (92zkk)

237
Only if you want to use the dip with chips later on...

Just be sure not to shave over the dip if you intend to serve it to guests later on.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 09:02 AM (fx8sm)

238 Heh!  Chris Christie sworn in today--I hope that's a harbinger of things to come!  Please dear God, let Scott Brown win.

Posted by: runningrn at January 19, 2010 09:03 AM (CfmlF)

239 One thing I have a hard time understanding.  With Mass. being so heavily catholic, and the catholic church's stance on abortion, how is it that Mass has always voted so heavily dem.  Is it because they're not catholic-catholic?

Posted by: teej at January 19, 2010 09:03 AM (QdUKm)

240 WRKO has preempted Rush for special election coverage.  They have Republican political consultant, Charlie Manning on.  Manning reported that there have been complaints in Boston of Coakley signs on the actual polling places in Boston.  The judge that is in charge of securing the ballots is on it.

Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 09:03 AM (tG+m6)

241 Keep a eye here from time to time ...
http://www.boston.com/news/special/politics/2010/senate/results.html

Posted by: Neo at January 19, 2010 09:03 AM (tE8FB)

242 Thanks, Peaches!  It's a labor of love...wish I had more time to spend on it.

Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 09:04 AM (tG+m6)

243 Thanks for that link, Neo.  Bookmarked it and will be checking in often!


Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 09:05 AM (9Wv2j)

244 teej- my husbands family is catholic and 2 of his five sisters and his mom are flaming libs.  I don't understand it either.

Posted by: Jewells at January 19, 2010 09:06 AM (l/N7H)

245

Brown by 2 points today. Whatshername by 207 votes after recount, after the recount, then after Super-ream court hearings in April. Final effect of this special election... shots fired.

Thats my prediction.

Posted by: mydemonsdriveon at January 19, 2010 09:08 AM (tHvBj)

246 With Mass. being so heavily catholic, and the catholic church's stance on abortion, how is it that Mass has always voted so heavily dem.  Is it because they're not catholic-catholic?

Celebrity Catholics like JFK, RFK and Edward M. Kennedy.

The Kennedys are Catholic-Catholic on matters of economic equality, but they're Cafeteria Catholic on abortion.

To his credit, the late Edward M Kennedy did write to the Pope pledging his support to carve out rights of conscience exemptions for health care workers that actually follow and hold true to their religious convictions.

Posted by: WTFCI at January 19, 2010 09:08 AM (GtYrq)

247

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2010 12:50 PM (cG9YA)

I'm in Michigan so I don't know Mass. election rules but as far as I know, Ballots are not tabulated until the polls close. That must be bogus.

Posted by: Bill R. at January 19, 2010 09:08 AM (EhlQq)

248 Here's an optimistic one:

Brown +11


It's all about momentum.

Posted by: Winston Smith at January 19, 2010 09:08 AM (BFqyO)

249 Ace:  Do you have a camera phone? Take photos of lots of pretty campaign workers and post them.  That's the kind of political news we want.

Posted by: moi at January 19, 2010 09:09 AM (7FgWm)

250 Once we takeover Teddys seat, there will be no stopping us. No seat is safe no matter how blue. The surge is working. Tonight we're going to party like its nineteen ninety four.

Posted by: exceller at January 19, 2010 09:10 AM (jx2Td)

251

Rush reporting that urban boston turnout light and suburbs heavy

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2010 09:11 AM (cG9YA)

252

@260

Seconded.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 19, 2010 09:11 AM (U37Ux)

253 Goddammit!  Breaking news - looks like there was a lawn sign miscount and a couple bumper sticker sightings in Brookline, this thing could tip to Coakley.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at January 19, 2010 09:12 AM (+lsX1)

254

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2010 12:50 PM (cG9YA)

I'm in Michigan so I don't know Mass. election rules but as far as I know, Ballots are not tabulated until the polls close. That must be bogus.

When I click to it, it shows no precincts reporting.  ??

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 09:12 AM (9Wv2j)

255 One thing I have a hard time understanding. With Mass. being so heavily catholic, and the catholic church's stance on abortion, how is it that Mass has always voted so heavily dem. Is it because they're not catholic-catholic? My guess is there was a lot of money behind the Democrat Kennedy political party. That money buys power & influence. It may even have been enough power to influence neighboring states. Perhaps Massachusettes was never a willing blue state, but more of a coerced one. Now that money & legacy is gone. The Dems will have to build a new infrastructure and find new funding sources. Massachusetts could go Red for a while...

Posted by: Che Pizza at January 19, 2010 09:13 AM (SPSOE)

256

One thing I have a hard time understanding.  With Mass. being so heavily catholic, and the catholic church's stance on abortion, how is it that Mass has always voted so heavily dem.  Is it because they're not catholic-catholic?

Social Justice is hipper than Pro-Live.

Posted by: moi at January 19, 2010 09:13 AM (7FgWm)

257

I just voted for Scott.  Voting light so far according to the poll workers - it was busy this am and they expect huge influx this evening. 

No Coakley sign holders and about 6 for Brown.

Posted by: tank at January 19, 2010 09:14 AM (6tCmr)

258 Hillary went to Haiti in lieu of...?

Posted by: RicardoVerde at January 19, 2010 09:14 AM (PBTsv)

259 265 The Globe has zeroed it out now but they had a "pretend" one that had Coakley ahead. F-ers

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2010 09:15 AM (cG9YA)

260 Final effect of this special election... shots fired.

Thats my prediction.

God, I hope not.  But, but libs are getting out of control.  Ed Schultz and David Shuster are totally insane, talking about vote fraud and letting Beck's burning house burn down unassisted.  That kind of attitude CAN lead to big problems.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 19, 2010 09:15 AM (B5cM9)

261

dagny:  2

Jay in ames: 2

Zimriel: 2

Xoxotl: 2.5

Rawmuse: 3

Lincolntf: 3

Burn the witch: 4

Bat chain : 4

Truman North:  4

DSCC: brown +4

Mallamut: 4.3

Jcjimi: 4.5

Sassypants: 5

Dang Straits: 5

Joy to the: 5

Big Fat Meanie:  5

Joncelli: 5

Intrepid: 5

Johnny I: 5.5

Andy: 6

Guy Fawks: 6

Me (rdbrewer):  Brown by 6

Backwardsboy: 6

Doc J: 6

Blue Hen: 6

Naturalfake 6.5

Abdominal: 7

Ford: 7

enoxo:  7

Country Squire:  7

Who Knows: 7

Outlaw: 7

Tipping Point: 7.5

LikeATimeBomb:  By 8

arhooley: 8

Never give up: 8

Someone out there: 8

Aerofanatic: 8

SiM:  Brown, 9

Hatchet five: 9.4

AJ Mama:10

Amishdude: 12

Miss Factcheck: 13

Vic: 10

Libertarian Jim: 11

Winston Smith 11

Kemp: 11

Jean:  Brown by 12

Methos: 13

Vet Missing Parts: 20

 

Mr. Pink: Coakley 4

Reality check : Coakley 4

An Independent Voter: Coakley 3

Polynikes: Coakley: 1

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2010 09:16 AM (cG9YA)

262 Stupid intenets. Lemme try again. -------------------------------------------- My guess is there was a lot of money behind the Democrat Kennedy political party. That money buys power & influence. It may even have been enough power to influence neighboring states. Perhaps Massachusetts was never a willing blue state, but more of a coerced one. Now that money & legacy is gone. The Dems will have to build a new infrastructure and find new funding sources. Massachusetts could go Red for a while...

Posted by: Che Pizza at January 19, 2010 09:16 AM (SPSOE)

263 270 265 The Globe has zeroed it out now but they had a "pretend" one that had Coakley ahead. F-ers

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2010 01:15 PM (cG9YA)

I saw the bogus one after you mentioned it and said WTF?!?  It will be interesting to see what they actually put up at 3:48.

Posted by: Rightwingdeathbeast at January 19, 2010 09:17 AM (cq8CW)

264 273 Teddy had his hand in everybody's pocket, had an unparalleled machine, and his hand in everyone's bra. You know they had dirt on everyone in the state. In Va Jim Moron has scads of arab money and defense money. He is despised but everyone treats him with kid gloves because is a druken crazy irish corrupt prick and they don't want to get screwed. Kennedy dying freed Mass from this same scenario.

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2010 09:19 AM (cG9YA)

265 270 265 The Globe has zeroed it out now but they had a "pretend" one that had Coakley ahead. F-ers

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2010 01:15 PM (cG9YA)

Jeez.  Was it Rush who said the other day that the Boston Globe makes the NYT look like serious journalism? 

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 09:19 AM (9Wv2j)

266 My guess for totals is Brown by 8 outside the margin of error.

Posted by: TEE866 at January 19, 2010 09:22 AM (penrP)

267 I've already broke into the Sam Adam's Boston Lager I picked up yesterday. I have the feeling I'm going to get obliterated tonight either way.  WOO-HOO!!!

Posted by: Rightwingdeathbeast at January 19, 2010 09:22 AM (cq8CW)

268 Like I've said. A Brown victory now, may prevent rivers of blood in the future. If not, the rivers will surely flow, as the Socialists will move full steam ahead with the single party total control form of government they really want.

Posted by: maddogg at January 19, 2010 09:23 AM (OlN4e)

269 Hmmm, I don't think this is good... Michelle Malkin says there'll be no exit polling, since no one saw Brown surge coming. Easier to cheat with no exit polls...

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 19, 2010 09:23 AM (B5cM9)

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 19, 2010 09:27 AM (B5cM9)

271 Boom!  Late breaker on the overpass sign holder excitement index - the bottom just fell out for Coakley - I think we can call this one a lock for Brown!!

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at January 19, 2010 09:29 AM (+lsX1)

272

Che 273, in the history of Massachusetts sociology, we may find that the time of Democratic machine politics - including the Kennedys - was an artifact of Irish immigration and of the textile mills. Now that the Irish are "just another kind of American" - which admittedly took awhile in Southie - and with the decay of private-sector unions, Massachusetts will evolve into (effectively) two states: local-issue communitarian villages, and an extended Puritan college town clustered around Harvard etc.

Basically how it was in the late 1700s.

Massachusetts could go back to Republicanism if the national party relearns how to speak Yankee.

Posted by: Zimriel at January 19, 2010 09:29 AM (9Sbz+)

273

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2010 12:50 PM (cG9YA)

I'm in Michigan so I don't know Mass. election rules but as far as I know, Ballots are not tabulated until the polls close. That must be bogus.

It's an AP prediction. I assume it is based on polling pre-election and how the townships have voted before and on exit polling.  Remember when they predicted early that Kerry won in 2004 based on early exit polling?  Also, who people tell you they voted for and who they voted for are two different things.

Posted by: moi at January 19, 2010 09:29 AM (7FgWm)

274 So, how long before Kerry announces his retirement?

Posted by: soulpile at January 19, 2010 09:29 AM (gH+Hj)

275

As dagny's chart puts it, I'm more pessimistic than the average. Brown's within the cheatin' margin.

If we're not having exit polls, then I recommend volunteers get out there and watch the polling places for shenanigans.

Posted by: Zimriel at January 19, 2010 09:30 AM (9Sbz+)

276 Ace, take some pictures.

Posted by: PJ at January 19, 2010 09:39 AM (Qpxxz)

277 Kerry will retire in the same manner Ted K did and not a moment sooner.

Posted by: little boomer at January 19, 2010 09:40 AM (h5H9u)

278

When I click to it, it shows no precincts reporting.  ??

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 01:12 PM (9Wv2j)

About 30 minutes ago, it showed approx. 50% of precincts reporting with Marcia ahead 50-49 and Kennedy getting 1%. Someone was playing games as I'm quite sure there have been no votes tabulated yet.

Posted by: Bill R. at January 19, 2010 09:42 AM (EhlQq)

279 dagny, I think ParisParamus got in at Brown +17 somewhere way upthread.

Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2010 09:50 AM (Xsi7M)

280 I'm looking for Brown by 9.3.

Posted by: TheGhostWhoWalks at January 19, 2010 10:07 AM (Camtm)

281 I'm hoping after the election to hear this in the MSM and from Dems:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TuLBa-rgBk

Posted by: JorgXMcKie at January 19, 2010 10:10 AM (290l2)

282 Voted at ~ 1:30, no wait, ballot no. 565 - usually in the 400s by that time, so the turnout is fairly high. One lone Brown sign, no Coakley signs at all; it was drizzling, so it is probably helping to keep D-rats at home.

250 Teej - the Catholic Church is regarded as conservative around here because of some of its social positions; but here it is very, very collectivist in everything else, hence very D-rat.

Posted by: Gasoline Gus at January 19, 2010 10:15 AM (qExz3)

283 I just got back from the polling place with my friend. 4 votes for Brown I can confirm plus 2 possibles.

Posted by: Mord at January 19, 2010 10:15 AM (tTj19)

284 To quote my favorie OUT line from a  great WSJ columnist "MARY JO KOPECKY WAS NOT AVAILABLE FOR COMMENT."

Posted by: rightzilla at January 19, 2010 11:21 AM (rVJH4)

285 Next time, take the bus. I take the Boltbus from NJ to NYC.  They have free wireless!  I can blog, check email, etc. for the 90 minutes I'm captive.

AMTRAK is going to "offer" (probably for a bloated, unrealistic fee) wireless on their Acela trains starting in a few weeks.  Way to go!  WOW!  What is this, 2001?

What a pathetic outfit AMTRAK is.  What do we expect?

Posted by: Brian McKim at January 19, 2010 11:23 AM (e0ysJ)

286 MOFO = Margin Of Fraud for Obama

Posted by: Packy East at January 19, 2010 12:04 PM (CKW49)

287

How else do you propose to tabulate them?

Actual Verifiable paper ballots with Certified ID?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 19, 2010 12:34 PM (ujg0T)

That's how you record the votes, not how you tabulate them.  Again, how would you tabulate them?  Anybody with a cursory knowledge of database design could come up with a perfect, verifiable and auditable system to record votes and have results very quickly.  Technology is not your enemy; the paper ballot system has been gamed in the past by luminaries like Lyndon Baines Fuckface Johnson and nobody did a goddamn thing about it.  Until there are very real penalties for vote fraud, such as going to jail for a very long time, cocksuckers will continue to game the system no matter how you tabulate the votes.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 19, 2010 01:42 PM (VGeGl)

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