June 11, 2010

Hey, Thanks for the Assassination Wish, Dude!
— Ace

I have told people this, and warned them, so I do not have any guilt about carrying the threat out.

I have told people, in no uncertain terms, that if a death threat is made on this site, I have no compunctions whatsoever about handing over your IP and email to the Secret Service.

Not only have I no compunctions about doing so -- I actually think it's the right thing to do.

I am doing so, "Louis A. Sanders."

I refuse to be part of your lunatic drama and violent fantasies.

You could have simply called the White House with your own phone to announce you needed some Secret Service attention; instead, you insisted on involving me.

So, when you get the knock on the door, you will know I sent them, with no regret whatsoever.

You bought the ticket, enjoy the ride.

I hope that this policy is now adequately clear, after the twentieth iteration of it.


I Am Not Your Friend: People who talk this way think they're doing so "among friends."

Let me assure you, on this score, you are not among friends, but in fact among a government informant.

I have no sympathy for people too stupid and too deranged to commit their crimes in private.

And I don't need to be dragooned into some maniac's wet dreams.


Posted by: Ace at 10:21 AM | Comments (273)
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1 Good for you Ace.

Posted by: Vic at June 11, 2010 10:22 AM (6taRI)

2
in b4 the crazy social cons!

Posted by: fishdicks at June 11, 2010 10:23 AM (uFokq)

3 Enjoy the sound of those black helicopters Louis

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at June 11, 2010 10:23 AM (erIg9)

4 Absolutely the right thing to do, Ace.

Posted by: joncelli at June 11, 2010 10:23 AM (RD7QR)

5
Aww man, what'd I miss?

Oh and yeah, absolutely the right thing to do.

Posted by: Dang Straights at June 11, 2010 10:24 AM (fx8sm)

6

That's just how Ewoks roll.

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2010 10:24 AM (p8fMa)

7 I'm reminded of this exchange from The Simpsons: Comic Book Guy: "Oh, pardon me Santos if that is your real name BART SIMPSON, but your phony credit card is no good here. Now make like my pants....and split..."

Posted by: Olliander at June 11, 2010 10:25 AM (6uiF7)

8 Sounds good, but why is dickfish going on about social cons above?

Posted by: Kensington at June 11, 2010 10:25 AM (aDdAT)

9 Well done, Ace. I want Obama impeached, tried, and convicted, and to live the rest of his long, long life in disgrace as an example to others.

Posted by: mongo78 at June 11, 2010 10:26 AM (2b46R)

10 It wasn't any name i'd seen before.

Posted by: willow-says byte me at June 11, 2010 10:27 AM (HyUIR)

11 Perfectly right ace.

Posted by: steevy at June 11, 2010 10:27 AM (mG4Xb)

12 Can you send in Lace Wigs too?  I'm sure that's good for something bad.

Posted by: CDR M at June 11, 2010 10:27 AM (BuYeH)

13 Huh? Did the guy actually make a legit threat, like, "I'm loading up my creepy gun and my creepy RV and making for the Capitol"? Or did he just say something wildly inappropriate?

I guess I'm kinda asking for the thread to check out so I can see the train wreck.

Posted by: Ella at June 11, 2010 10:27 AM (DtMXA)

14 Link to the threat?  I'm intrigued but don't want to have to read all the morons to find it.  8^)

Posted by: Sponge at June 11, 2010 10:28 AM (UK9cE)

15 I assume wishing death by inflamed anal fissures is also right out.

Posted by: damian at June 11, 2010 10:28 AM (4WbTI)

16 What is wrong with people? 

This is America.  We don't wish death upon our political opponents. 

In fact, I always hope for the exact opposite. I want Obama, like Jimmy Carter before him, to live a long, long time after leaving office in disgrace.  It's much more satisfying to see such people thoroughly ridiculed and mocked by the nation they once led.


Posted by: DelD at June 11, 2010 10:29 AM (asikV)

17 Louis guy should have made a movie instead.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at June 11, 2010 10:29 AM (xO+6C)

18

I guess I'm kinda asking for the thread to check out so I can see the train wreck.

It has been flushed down the hole.

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2010 10:29 AM (p8fMa)

19 Man, go away for a little while, come back and......

Good on you, Ace.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2010 10:29 AM (UOM48)

20

Man, I miss all the dramz!

Don't the Axelstache turfers have anything better  to do on a Friday afternoon?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 11, 2010 10:30 AM (pLTLS)

21

Lois A Sanders in

The Secret Service Agent always Rings Twice

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2010 10:31 AM (p8fMa)

22 Its the right thing to do mate. Well done for being sensible.

Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge at June 11, 2010 10:31 AM (lBA98)

23 DelD, be careful what you wish for. Jimmy Carter has done a lot of harm with Israel and general Mideast policy after his Presidency.

Posted by: Ella at June 11, 2010 10:31 AM (DtMXA)

24 How dumb do you gotta be to express your assassination fantasy wishes on a website?

Do it the way I do it: at a work happy hour full of drunk, effeminate Obamanoids.

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at June 11, 2010 10:31 AM (BUlti)

25 Yeah, I"d have liked to see the threat, too, but I'm sure it's long gone, and rightly so. I've always figured that, if Obama is assassinated, it'll probably come from some unhinged follower of his. Some sort of deranged, "I love you so I have to kill you" crap. I just want him to go away, or stop fucking up the country. Either/or.

Posted by: AngelEm at June 11, 2010 10:31 AM (I2Yog)

26 Gah, and that whole Venezuelan election thing. Jimmy Carter is a bad man.

Posted by: Ella at June 11, 2010 10:31 AM (DtMXA)

27 I assassinate people with my huge penis.

Posted by: Will Folks at June 11, 2010 10:32 AM (IhQuA)

28 Ace, did you ask the Secret Service if you could live feed Louis' interview?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at June 11, 2010 10:32 AM (/U/Mr)

29 Some people are just too stupid to post.  Death, no?  Impeachment and/or 25 years to life in prison?  That'd be okay with me.

Posted by: incognito at June 11, 2010 10:33 AM (u6X4c)

30 One anal probe coming up!

Posted by: Guys With Sun Glasses, Guns And Attitude at June 11, 2010 10:33 AM (X/Lqh)

31 pwn3d

Posted by: Maloderous at June 11, 2010 10:34 AM (wL8I+)

32 No need to worry, he will resign in disgrace just like Nixon next year.

Posted by: 1sttofight at June 11, 2010 10:34 AM (uuCsT)

33 I never understood the point of threating to harm public officials on the Internet. It just makes you look like a loon, and rightfully so.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at June 11, 2010 10:34 AM (oIp16)

34 I Am Not Your Friend Why Ace, does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know Ace, if I thought you weren't my friend... I just don't think I could bear it!

Posted by: Doc Holliday at June 11, 2010 10:34 AM (QQn2V)

35
I've always figured that, if Obama is assassinated, it'll probably come from some unhinged follower of his. Some sort of deranged, "I love you so I have to kill you" crap.

Nah, the motive will be more along the lines of "you betrayed us by not going far enough".

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 11, 2010 10:34 AM (ZJ/un)

36

16 What is wrong with people? 

This is America.  We don't wish death upon our political opponents

right, we vote the bastids out. threats are made by the left. not us.

our threats resemble, "You guys have so had it, the next election,  creepy dumb jerks!"

Posted by: willow-says byte me at June 11, 2010 10:34 AM (HyUIR)

37 It has been flushed down the hole.

Awwww...
Common!
You need to hang that sucker in the main post!
Like a head on a pike!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 11, 2010 10:35 AM (0q2P7)

38 And here I was getting all my drama from The Real Ho's of NYC last night. 

Come to Ace for the smart, conservative insight and snark.  Stay around for the crazy-assed death threats.  (I worked in "ass" there.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2010 10:35 AM (UOM48)

39 Impeachment would be the ultimate punishment for Obama, because it would be more than his fragile ego could withstand.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 11, 2010 10:35 AM (YVZlY)

40 27 I assassinate people with my huge penis.

Posted by: Will Folks at June 11, 2010 02:32 PM (IhQuA)

Hey, I wanna learn how to do that!

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at June 11, 2010 10:35 AM (oIp16)

41 Wait -- who's this Louis people are talking about? I saw one by "Sic semper tyrranus" or something but that was the killed comment.

Posted by: joncelli at June 11, 2010 10:36 AM (RD7QR)

42 >>That's just how Ewoks roll.

Ewoks don't roll. They waddle.

Posted by: Tushar at June 11, 2010 10:36 AM (KXhmI)

43

So President Biden can sweep to a second term on a sudden wave of renewed support for the Democrats?  Making conservatism anathema for decades to come?

Some people need to readjust their fantasies. 

Nobody benefits more from crap like this than Nancy Pelosi.  So in these cases I always wonder if you weren't Moby-ed by someone from Think Progress or the CHRC.  

 

Posted by: Beagle at June 11, 2010 10:36 AM (sOtz/)

44 Conservative men who don't put up wid dis shit are hot.

Also, only on AoS would you find the word "dragooned" in the same sentences as "wet dreams."

Posted by: Filly at June 11, 2010 10:36 AM (zIyxM)

45 I'd turn in that Labour guy in England too, but then again he was public about it and apparently they don't care much over there.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 11, 2010 10:36 AM (aG/Y/)

46 Thats the kind of response I'd like to see from the "mainstream" Muslims vis-a-vis terrorism.  Zero tolerance with active shunning of those that embrace teh stupid    

Posted by: California Red at June 11, 2010 10:37 AM (7hPHX)

47 "Nah, the motive will be more along the lines of "you betrayed us by not going far enough". Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 11, 2010 02:34 PM (ZJ/un)" Yeah, that's the other way it could go. Still, his own people doing it. Freaking lunatics.

Posted by: AngelEm at June 11, 2010 10:37 AM (I2Yog)

48 Any chance this was one of Axelturf's goons?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2010 10:37 AM (UOM48)

49 >>27 I assassinate people with my huge penis.


How you doin'?

Posted by: Larry "THe Hammer" Merchant at June 11, 2010 10:37 AM (xO+6C)

50 I guess I'm kinda asking for the thread to check out so I can see the train wreck.

The post is gone now. That is something that should not be left lying around like a smoking dog turd.

Posted by: Vic at June 11, 2010 10:37 AM (6taRI)

51

I saw one by "Sic semper tyrranus"

Assassin puppeht.

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2010 10:37 AM (p8fMa)

52

Sacred honor, n'all.

Posted by: ATaLien at June 11, 2010 10:38 AM (SkRi5)

53 Were he really your friend, he wouldn't be risking dragging you into a federal investigation.

Because if he was maniacal enough to follow through, you can bet your furry wookie ass the Secret Service would be on your doorstep as well.

Posted by: Benson at June 11, 2010 10:38 AM (qzcNU)

54

His real name jon, assuming ace's trace was correct, and it wasn't his neighbor poaching WiFi. 

Oooops.



Posted by: s'moron at June 11, 2010 10:38 AM (UaxA0)

55 Don't make me whip this thing out...now that's a threat!

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 11, 2010 10:38 AM (YVZlY)

56 32 No need to worry, he will resign in disgrace just like Nixon next year.

That would take some amount of courage and honor.  Obambi has far too large a sense of entitlement to let go the reigns unless involuntarily.

Posted by: Schlippy at June 11, 2010 10:38 AM (xm1A1)

57

That is something that should not be left lying around like a smoking dog turd.

You smoke Dog Turds?

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2010 10:38 AM (p8fMa)

58
hahaha, I love the word dragoon!

So hard to work it into a conversation, though.

I hope I get to use it in a conversation at least once before I die.

Posted by: fishdicks at June 11, 2010 10:39 AM (uFokq)

59 This is America.  We don't wish death upon our political opponents.

Yeah....go ask the Bushes, the Palins, the Cheneys, Eric Cantor, Rush Limbaugh, or Paul Ryan about that.

WE don't do it, but it's because we're better than they are.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 11, 2010 10:39 AM (mR7mk)

60

That will teach me to go take a crap....I miss all fun stuff again. I'm going to have to put a computer next to the crapper.

Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at June 11, 2010 10:39 AM (3IZGh)

61

Ewoks don't roll. They waddle.

Jacked up on Valu-Rite and Stuffed with Hobo, and they Roll quite nicely.

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2010 10:40 AM (p8fMa)

62 And what kind of stupid ass fantasy, outside of the left, ends with Obama becoming a martyr? This guy wasn't only crude and inappropriate but a fucking idiot.

Posted by: Benson at June 11, 2010 10:40 AM (qzcNU)

63 I bet it was a Kos Kiddy, thinking he was doing something sneakily wondrous in trying to cause difficulties for Ace and the cobloggers. 

He/she is walking poster child for not decriminalizing crack.

Posted by: Intrepid at June 11, 2010 10:40 AM (92zkk)

64
Louis A. Sanders. is an anagram of Kilgore Trout.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at June 11, 2010 10:40 AM (JKe0g)

65 Sometimes you have to lament the state of the world that has Ace (a hobo-killing/Val-U-Rite swigging/tea bagging racist (but I repeat myself)) as a role model for moral integrity.  Absolutely the correct thing to do, dude.  I knew there was a reason I read this instead of the Little Green F#ckhead site.

Posted by: Peter at June 11, 2010 10:41 AM (cSlKk)

66 good for you, acerino. o/t: check out the nytimes article on obama's indictments of whistle blowers and media chill. interesting.

Posted by: gomm at June 11, 2010 10:41 AM (73jUp)

67

The LAST thing anyone should want is for Barry to swallow a bullet.

It's not just the massive civil unrest and concomitant death toll that would happen...which would be bad enough...but the ability of the Dems to then push ALL of their communist legislation through because "We need to honor President Obama".

Nope. Let Barry self-destruct and then stand as a living monument to his failures for the rest of his life.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 11, 2010 10:41 AM (P33XN)

68 Why do I think that this type of troll is a libtard wanting to provoke what he sees as neanderthal teabaggers into agreeing with him? I'm sure the secret service will understand that when he explains it to them, if they aren't backlogged by all the burning bush in effigy sitings.

Posted by: biden at June 11, 2010 10:42 AM (GEzm1)

69 Wow.  Good job ace.

Posted by: NC Ref at June 11, 2010 10:42 AM (NVxhE)

70

Still can't believe Ace is even up before 2pm.  Much less dropping the hammer.

Posted by: Dang Straights at June 11, 2010 10:42 AM (fx8sm)

71

Louis A. Sanders. is an anagram of Kilgore Trout.

Why am I not getting a HT for this?

Posted by: Charles Johnson at June 11, 2010 10:42 AM (p8fMa)

72

That is something that should not be left lying around like a smoking dog turd.

You smoke Dog Turds?

Over a mesquite fire 'til crisp on the outside and still juicy inside.  Serve while still hot then move on to letting the executive branch write legislation.

Posted by: Democrats strongarming healthcare through congress at June 11, 2010 10:42 AM (juh4Z)

73 Damn, you've found out my pseudonym.... Release the Kilgore!!!

Posted by: Charles Johnson at June 11, 2010 10:43 AM (VmtE9)

74

Why do I think that this type of troll is a libtard wanting to provoke what he sees as neanderthal teabaggers into agreeing with him?

Probably. The Secret Service will probably find a shrine to Barry in this phucknuts house. 

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 11, 2010 10:43 AM (P33XN)

75

And what kind of stupid ass fantasy, outside of the left, ends with Obama becoming a martyr?

Exactly. May he live a long, long life in shame and infamy.

Posted by: TiredWench at June 11, 2010 10:43 AM (oPceJ)

76 Assassination is how the 3rd world countries get new leaders, although the one is trying, don't think we're quite there yet.

Posted by: SouthTexas at June 11, 2010 10:43 AM (0W+75)

77 I'm going to assassinate everyone here whose comment hash is funny.

(uFokq) and (sOtz/), prepare to meet your (dO+0m).

Posted by: oblig. at June 11, 2010 10:44 AM (x7Ao8)

78 An anagram for Louis A. Sanders is  A Soiled Ass Run.

Just in case the Secret Service needs some help.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 11, 2010 10:44 AM (aG/Y/)

79 Any "jon" instead of "john" is a lib.

Posted by: biden at June 11, 2010 10:44 AM (GEzm1)

80 .. especially vis a vis the execrable attacks on bush for repression of free speech (and quite frankly, i think bush was remiss in not pressing harder against the times & others for leaks on the intelligence agencies). whatever.

Posted by: gomm at June 11, 2010 10:44 AM (73jUp)

81

The LAST thing anyone should want is for Barry to swallow a bullet.

It's not just the massive civil unrest and concomitant death toll that would happen...which would be bad enough...but the ability of the Dems to then push ALL of their communist legislation through because "We need to honor President Obama".

Nope. Let Barry self-destruct and then stand as a living monument to his failures for the rest of his life.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 11, 2010 02:41 PM (P33XN)

 

You left out the "President Biden" part.  *shiver*

Posted by: 7-11 Owner at June 11, 2010 10:44 AM (VmtE9)

82 54 His real name jon, assuming ace's trace was correct, and it wasn't his neighbor poaching WiFi. Oooops. Posted by: s'moron at June 11, 2010 02:38 PM (UaxA0) Ah. I really, really need to get some sleep.

Posted by: joncelli at June 11, 2010 10:45 AM (RD7QR)

83


Jeez.  Why don't y'all have ANY sense of humor over here?


Posted by: Jokey Knotts at June 11, 2010 10:45 AM (UaxA0)

84

An anagram for Louis A. Sanders is  A Soiled Ass Run.

GF for the score!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 11, 2010 10:45 AM (pLTLS)

85 And what kind of stupid ass fantasy, outside of the left, ends with Obama becoming a martyr?

I've said it since those assassination fears were trumpeted by the campaign.  That's what they've always secretly wanted.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 11, 2010 10:45 AM (T0NGe)

86 Ace collateral damage on the "Obama Will Support" thread at post 132.

Someone copied the offending post to chastise the troll. 

Posted by: Vic at June 11, 2010 10:45 AM (6taRI)

87 I wonder what Alvin Greene is doing today?

Posted by: biden at June 11, 2010 10:45 AM (GEzm1)

88 So, this is more than likely the 99,001threat the SS has to follow up on?

Posted by: Barbarian at June 11, 2010 10:45 AM (EL+OC)

89 Moby.  Duh.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 11, 2010 10:45 AM (ZESU0)

90 "A Soiled Ass Run."

Hey!  Watch it there - we don't want any trouble with the Feds.

Posted by: James Heatherton Ass-Run, Esq. at June 11, 2010 10:45 AM (92zkk)

91 But my dreams are so lonely without you in them Ace, my furry ewok of love!!


Posted by: Andi at June 11, 2010 10:45 AM (1PeEC)

92 You left out the "President Biden" part.  *shiver*

Not to mention.  President Michelle 2012.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at June 11, 2010 10:45 AM (JKe0g)

93

Dragoons are very scary!

 

 

Posted by: dananjcon at June 11, 2010 10:45 AM (pr+up)

94 Darn it, I always miss out.

Posted by: jewells at June 11, 2010 10:45 AM (lv7H+)

95 May he live a long, long life in shame and infamy.

I'm hoping for Elba.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 11, 2010 10:46 AM (T0NGe)

96

I hope this guy catches cancer from the rest of you and dies!

Go 'cocks.

Posted by: Scatt X at June 11, 2010 10:46 AM (p8fMa)

97 Gee I have a beer, go to the bank, drive home and miss all the action. But thanks Ace, no place for that here. I've written in the past how I feel about that.

Posted by: nevergiveup at June 11, 2010 10:46 AM (U5btG)

98 79 Any "jon" instead of "john" is a lib. Posted by: biden at June 11, 2010 02:44 PM (GEzm1) I, joncelli, STRONGLY beg to differ.

Posted by: joncelli at June 11, 2010 10:46 AM (RD7QR)

99 I saw the post in question. Inappropriate? Absolutely. Banworthy? Yeah.  An overly emotional meltdown? Yep. Worthy of it's own post with public outing of the poster's name along with Ace's own personal meltdown. I think not. So, is there anything else that will get you a Charles Johnson style outing and a call to the secret service?

Posted by: maddogg at June 11, 2010 10:46 AM (OlN4e)

100

I mean, look at Jimmah Carter. He's a freakin' disgrace whose stupidity just seems to grow as he gets older. He's been a gift that keeps on giving ever since he left office. Remember how he used to flummox Clinton?

Good times, and that wouldn't have happened if some nut went Arthur Bremer on him.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 11, 2010 10:46 AM (P33XN)

101 With sockpuppet off,

Ace did the right thing.

Posted by: Penfold at June 11, 2010 10:46 AM (1PeEC)

102 I plan on killing some brain cells (if I have any left) tonight over the Hawks winning the Cup. Just try to stop me. I dare you.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 11, 2010 10:46 AM (1Jaio)

103

To any assassination fantasy types still reading, do you realize that if your wish came true we would be knee deep in public buildings, parks, bridges, commemorative coins, and various facilities named "Barack Hussein Obama" for the next fifty years?

NO

THANK

YOU

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at June 11, 2010 10:47 AM (oIp16)

104 27 I assassinate people with my huge penis.

Posted by: Will Folks at June 11, 2010 02:32 PM (IhQuA) 

You're a lying bastard. 

You and Larry need to find another barn to fuck in.

I am sick of listening to you all moan.




Posted by: The Chicken at June 11, 2010 10:47 AM (2+9Yx)

105

Dragoons are very scary!

Ever had a Girl give you the 'Angry Dragoon'?

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2010 10:47 AM (p8fMa)

106 I'm all for Obama getting impeached and Biden taking over. The entire news media would read like the onion everyday.

Posted by: biden at June 11, 2010 10:47 AM (GEzm1)

107 64
Louis A. Sanders. is an anagram of Kilgore Trout.


Are you implying that this may've been some sort of evil plot by Little Green Homos to bring down the mighty AoS?

Posted by: Sponge at June 11, 2010 10:47 AM (UK9cE)

108

Man...I always miss the good stuff...I need to become a full time moron. Unfortunately this may become reality given our current situation in the WH.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at June 11, 2010 10:48 AM (pr+up)

109 That is something that should not be left lying around like a smoking dog turd.

Who the F* are we?! Of course we all want to stare, point, and laugh at the flaming bag of poo.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 11, 2010 10:48 AM (0q2P7)

110  

The LAST thing anyone should want is for Barry to swallow a bullet.

It's not just the massive civil unrest and concomitant death toll that would happen...which would be bad enough...but the ability of the Dems to then push ALL of their communist legislation through because "We need to honor President Obama".

Nope. Let Barry self-destruct and then stand as a living monument to his failures for the rest of his life.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 11, 2010 02:41 PM (P33XN)





Also, whether we agree with his politics or ideology he's a man with two little girls and from what I've seen he may be a terrible president, but a damn good father to his children, so I'll give him that.

I would rather see Barry and his fellow Democrats destroyed at the polls, their ego's crushed

Posted by: Blazer at June 11, 2010 10:48 AM (t72+4)

111

Time to Flip the Chicken!

 

Posted by: Al Gore at June 11, 2010 10:48 AM (p8fMa)

112 Well Done ACE!!!

Posted by: Rick554 at June 11, 2010 10:48 AM (wsClK)

113
speaking of Eric Cantor...

I heard some moonbat on our local moonbat radio station refer to Eric Cantor as 'that sleeze merchant,' today.

Okay, two things.

1) Eric Cantor hardly says a peep. When Eric does speak he's always respectful and never with a harsh tone. In fact, I was Eric Cantor was more of a bulldog rather than a soft-spoken kitten.

2) the moonbat radio host using the word 'merchant' is clearly meant to mean 'that joo.'

Posted by: fishdicks at June 11, 2010 10:49 AM (uFokq)

114
I see Barry going out like David Carradine. Dead in Bangkok during a fact finding tour.

Posted by: Atomic Roach at June 11, 2010 10:49 AM (Oxen1)

115 o/t: can i sue aoshq for its comment section which contributes to my addictive behavior?

Posted by: gomm at June 11, 2010 10:49 AM (7JES6)

116 I wonder what Alvin Greene is going today?

Signing up for night classes at College of Charleston.  Computer science.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2010 10:49 AM (UOM48)

117 Good on you, Ace.

Posted by: DPR VIII at June 11, 2010 10:49 AM (4XUD3)

118 @64

Really, how did you figure that out? Or this one of those "if you can't figure it out, i can't help you" problems.

Posted by: Penfold at June 11, 2010 10:50 AM (1PeEC)

119

Dragoons are very scary!

Ever had a Girl give you the 'Angry Dragoon'?

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2010 02:47 PM (p8fMa)

No, but I one got happy ending from a Peruvian Tranny w/a bad attitude and a hair lip...it was fanatastic!

  

Posted by: dananjcon at June 11, 2010 10:50 AM (pr+up)

120 I actually got an email the other day --from somebody I know, but certainly not a friendly acquaintance-- that said he/she wanted "that" done to The Won .. and sooner the better.  What in God's green earth would make somebody think that sending that shit through email is okey dokey to the recipient.  What is a person supposed to do with something like that when they get it?  Good grief, some people are teh stoopid. 

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at June 11, 2010 10:50 AM (5vnF6)

121 do you realize that if your wish came true we would be knee deep in public buildings, parks, bridges, commemorative coins, and various facilities named "Barack Hussein Obama" for the next fifty years?

Sheeee-yyyt, you know we're going to get that anyway. 

I once drove by "Rachel Carson Middle School."  Damn near wrecked the car.

Posted by: Filly at June 11, 2010 10:50 AM (gaqW/)

122 I'd turn in that Labour guy in England too - Posted by: Guy Fawkes

I saw what you did there.

Posted by: irony at June 11, 2010 10:51 AM (4WbTI)

123 Speaking of Big Penises, have I shown you mine yet?

I've got up the ass of the SC democrat chairman right now, come back in an hour or two.

Posted by: Alvin, the candidate, not the chimpmunk at June 11, 2010 10:51 AM (2+9Yx)

124 116 o/t: can i sue aoshq for its comment section which contributes to my addictive behavior? Posted by: gomm at June 11, 2010 02:49 PM (7JES6) Make it a class action suit so I can join in.

Posted by: joncelli at June 11, 2010 10:51 AM (RD7QR)

125 I, joncelli, STRONGLY beg to differ.

You have the "celli" which is a contraction for a violin type instrument. Like gay is lib but gaylord is not?

Posted by: biden at June 11, 2010 10:51 AM (GEzm1)

126 Kudos to Ace.  Regardless if it's a lib troll or somebody disgruntled, they need to be reported if they go down that path.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 11, 2010 10:51 AM (9hSKh)

127 he may be a terrible president, but a damn good father to his children, so I'll give him that.

His daughters play golf?

Posted by: AmishDude at June 11, 2010 10:51 AM (T0NGe)

128

We don't agree with Axelturfers at LGF. Get 'em, Ace!

Posted by: Kiltrout Gore at June 11, 2010 10:51 AM (YmPwQ)

129 Nice Ace, enjoy your new friends Louis A. Sanders.

Posted by: robtr at June 11, 2010 10:52 AM (fwSHf)

130 Thinking of the old SNL Deep Thoughts/ jack Handy classic: I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.

Posted by: SarahW at June 11, 2010 10:52 AM (Z4T49)

131
remember for a while Spanish Dubloons were a popular thing in movies and shit?

I guess we had a period of sea-treasure-finding movies for a while.

Posted by: fishdicks at June 11, 2010 10:52 AM (uFokq)

132 @79 - 'Any "jon" instead of "john" is a lib.' Easy now, sport. Them's fighting words. (Well, I guess y'all know what the "J" in "DocJ" stands for now.)

Posted by: DocJ at June 11, 2010 10:52 AM (dt6br)

133 For the record, my name is not "Louis".

And I did not have sexual relations with that chicken.

Posted by: Col. Sanders at June 11, 2010 10:53 AM (T0NGe)

134 @98

Yeah, John is a name.  Jon is a nickname for Jonathan.  It wouldn't make sense to shorten Jonathan to John.

Posted by: seattle slough at June 11, 2010 10:53 AM (JRGA6)

135 119 @64 Really, how did you figure that out? Or this one of those "if you can't figure it out, i can't help you" problems. Posted by: Penfold at June 11, 2010 02:50 PM (1PeEC) She's goofing. For example, there are two T's in "Kilgore Trout." How many T's are there in "Louis A. Sanders"?

Posted by: joncelli at June 11, 2010 10:53 AM (RD7QR)

136 Louie was too cute by half, using "tyranny" and "pray", me smells fresh moby meat trying to  imitate what he's always been told "right wing nutjobs" are, probably got the idea from Tingles new special on MSDNC.

Posted by: koopy at June 11, 2010 10:53 AM (awinc)

137 Listen Up, Motherf...

Oh, wait, wrong thread.

Posted by: tangonine at June 11, 2010 10:54 AM (C8Pcc)

138

His daughters play golf?

Yup and they're scratch players too, unlike Daddy!

Posted by: President Mulligan at June 11, 2010 10:54 AM (xmv7D)

139  he may be a terrible president, but a damn good father to his children, so I'll give him that.

I used to think this, until I realized that he handed two innocent little baby girls over to Jeremiah Wright for baptism, and then proceeded to sit them down in a church, week after week, where *&#%damn America" filled the air.  That ain't good parenting.

Posted by: Filly at June 11, 2010 10:54 AM (gaqW/)

140 BTW, h/t to Ace. Well done. Sheesh, I step out for some sushi lunch in my Prius and this is what I miss. (Not a lib. Honest.)

Posted by: DocJ at June 11, 2010 10:54 AM (dt6br)

141 he may be a terrible president, but a damn good father to his children, so I'll give him that.

His daughters play golf?

Posted by: AmishDude at June 11, 2010 02:51 PM (T0NGe)




Well if he did take them, as much time as he spends out on the course by the time they hit their late teens they should be the Venus and Serena williams of Golf.

Posted by: Blazer at June 11, 2010 10:54 AM (t72+4)

142 Signing up for night classes at College of Charleston.  Computer science.

Turns out that he uses the library to check his email twice a week. Question is who paid his 10,000 dollar filing fee? Would someone without a computer, dump 10 thou to run for senator? Did he have to get signatures?

Posted by: biden at June 11, 2010 10:54 AM (GEzm1)

143 O'commie should live to a ripe old age, like Jimmah Carter, so we can mock him for years and years to come.

Posted by: tangonine at June 11, 2010 10:55 AM (C8Pcc)

144

What I remember about the media before the election was not so much that some white nut would kill Barry (although I did see that), but the sinister insinuation that blacks woulld riot if we didn't elect this man president.

Despicable but entirely predictable.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 11, 2010 10:55 AM (P33XN)

145 Yeah, assassination can turn any asshole into a "great" president or "civil rights" leader.

Don't even think about such a shit. 

Posted by: The Dead Cubans on beach at The Bay of Pigs at June 11, 2010 10:56 AM (2+9Yx)

146 126 I, joncelli, STRONGLY beg to differ. You have the "celli" which is a contraction for a violin type instrument. Like gay is lib but gaylord is not? Posted by: biden at June 11, 2010 02:51 PM (GEzm1) I almost did a spit take on that one. "Celli" is a contraction? For what, more than one Monticello?

Posted by: joncelli at June 11, 2010 10:56 AM (RD7QR)

147 Tell me what makes him a damn fine father again? I must have missed that report on his super fathering.  I could wait till father's day and read it in the Wash Post, I guess.

Posted by: biden at June 11, 2010 10:56 AM (GEzm1)

148

99 I saw the post in question. Inappropriate? Absolutely. Banworthy? Yeah.  An overly emotional meltdown? Yep. Worthy of it's own post with public outing of the poster's name along with Ace's own personal meltdown. I think not. So, is there anything else that will get you a Charles Johnson style outing and a call to the secret service?



Maddog,

Ace has posted many a time not to touch the assas topic.  THat shit could get ace a RICO charge on conspiracy.

It's nothing to fuck around with. 

Posting the name here?  A bit much.  Forwarding to teh SS?  Absolutely necessary to avoid said RICO charge.


Posted by: s'moron at June 11, 2010 10:56 AM (UaxA0)

149 No one likes a tattletale!

Posted by: A Soiled Ass Run at June 11, 2010 10:57 AM (e9VUF)

150

I used to think this, until I realized that he handed two innocent little baby girls over to Jeremiah Wright for baptism

So you're saying that they were baptized by one of Satan's demons? Yikes, somebody get a bell, book and candle!

Posted by: ErikW at June 11, 2010 10:57 AM (xmv7D)

151 Probably Killgore Trout just to see what would happen.

Posted by: kansas at June 11, 2010 10:58 AM (mka2b)

152

"But the sacred trust in the republic requires all patriots to honor our presidency and the choice of our fellow citizens who were stupid enough to elect this jackass."

Carve that in granite and put it on the Mall.  

 

Posted by: Beagle at June 11, 2010 10:58 AM (sOtz/)

153
Celli: a contraction for the
Violoncello: the bass member of the violin family tuned an octave below the viola

Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2010 10:58 AM (GEzm1)

154 Maybe he was just testing the waters for a movie about the sitting president getting assassinated.  Oh wait......

Posted by: Sponge at June 11, 2010 11:00 AM (UK9cE)

155 I don't support anything Pres. Obama does but he is my Pres. and I hope he lives to be 103. Ignorant assassination fantasies never turn out the way the assassin thinks they will. Look at Boothe, he assassinated Lincoln in order to take revenge (in his mind) for the South. What he didn't get is that Lincoln was the best friend the South had at that point, with him out of the way the Radical Republicans of the time punished the South with reconstruction, when Lincoln had advocated for restoration. 

Posted by: Drew in MO at June 11, 2010 11:00 AM (kDbNj)

156 157 Makes sense. That was my immediate thought. I think reporting that stuff to the SS should put and end to it.

Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2010 11:01 AM (GEzm1)

157 They'll have Al Gore do the questioning. I hear he shows up in assless chaps with a robot in tow.

Posted by: mr.frakypants at June 11, 2010 11:01 AM (PonvG)

158 Turns out that he uses the library to check his email twice a week. Question is who paid his 10,000 dollar filing fee? Would someone without a computer, dump 10 thou to run for senator? Did he have to get signatures?

No signatures needed. 

I think he got the money winning the lottery, yeah that's it.

Posted by: Kave, the magnificat bastard at June 11, 2010 11:01 AM (2+9Yx)

159

Time to Flip the Chicken!

 

speaking of - I heard that Louis' grandfather was some kind of Colonel.

 

probably militia or  something, though. 

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2010 11:01 AM (T1boi)

160

Louis gets to trade his Mom's basement for a jail cell.  Probably some serious ass play coming Louis' way.

Good on ya Ace!

Posted by: Bru at June 11, 2010 11:01 AM (e9VUF)

161 Good on you, Ace. Didn't see the post, but thanks for reaching in and getting your hands arounds that hot, steaming turd in the punch bowl.

Posted by: USA at June 11, 2010 11:02 AM (YZISw)

162 156 Celli: a contraction for the Violoncello: the bass member of the violin family tuned an octave below the viola Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2010 02:58 PM (GEzm1) [Facepalm] Okay, I give up. I'll be changing my nic to GuyWithGayNameStringInstrumentContraction.

Posted by: joncelli at June 11, 2010 11:02 AM (RD7QR)

163 I wouldn't get all wrapped around the idea that it was anything other than a lib troll trying to get agreement. The morons didn't fall for it. We may be mononic but we're not stupid.

Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2010 11:02 AM (GEzm1)

164 Is "Louis A. Sanders" off limits as a sock puppet?

Posted by: davidt at June 11, 2010 11:02 AM (HtIec)

165 [Facepalm] Okay, I give up. I'll be changing my nic to GuyWithGayNameStringInstrumentContraction.

Feel unique?

Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2010 11:03 AM (GEzm1)

166

I once know this teacher who said she had two boys in her class, Basscello and Violoncello . . . . .

Posted by: s'moron at June 11, 2010 11:03 AM (UaxA0)

167 Wait, what's wrong with Enya? It's not like he was listening to Moby or Yanni at 1 a.m.

Posted by: Penfold at June 11, 2010 11:03 AM (1PeEC)

168 mononic=moronic

See?

Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2010 11:03 AM (GEzm1)

169 Is it still Ok to hope that my neighbor who mows his yard at 7:30 am Sunday mornings gets chased, beaten and etc by a bunch of Peruvian trannys?

Posted by: beerologist at June 11, 2010 11:04 AM (r2UKM)

170

No, but I one got happy ending from a Peruvian Tranny w/a bad attitude and a hair lip...it was fanatastic!

  

Posted by: dananjcon at June 11, 2010 02:50 PM (pr+up)

So, honestly, is that hair lip experience all it's cracked up to be?

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 11, 2010 11:04 AM (YVZlY)

171 Is "Louis A. Sanders" off limits as a sock puppet?

Posted by: davidt at June 11, 2010 03:02 PM (HtIec)

Depends on how well you like interaction with the Secret Service. The downside to this is that they will be checking in at AoSHQ more often than they used to I would imagine.

Posted by: robtr at June 11, 2010 11:04 AM (fwSHf)

172 Louis A. Sanders?

I am not hiring him, that's for sure.

Posted by: Alvin, the candidate, not the chimpmunk at June 11, 2010 11:04 AM (2+9Yx)

173
Posting the name here?  A bit much.  Forwarding to teh SS?  Absolutely necessary to avoid said RICO charge.

Don't forget the coming net neutrality inquisitions. He could lose his license. Ace tolerates mass quantities of screaming, glass breaking, wall punching insanity. But don't shit on the floor.

Posted by: Atomic Roach at June 11, 2010 11:05 AM (Oxen1)

174 Every time something bad happens here, Ace writes like this is something that's an ongoing problem, but I never see it.

Fuck 'em. Whether he thought he was among friends or just too stupid to know what a joke is, he doesn't belong here and needs to be checked out. Fuck your mother, Louis.

Posted by: Z Ryan :| at June 11, 2010 11:05 AM (cMo6P)

175
Didn't see the post, but thanks for reaching in and getting your hands arounds that hot, steaming turd in the punch bowl.


So, why has the thread been hijacked by 'poop' comments?  You freaks into 'Hot Carl' or something?

Posted by: Sponge at June 11, 2010 11:05 AM (UK9cE)

176 Call me a weak vote for the "LGF" theory. Who knows who it actually was, but the timing is nice and coincidental.

Hopefully, even if they don't get prosecuted, they'll be found and publicly embarrassed.

Posted by: Merovign, Strong On His Mountain at June 11, 2010 11:06 AM (bxiXv)

177 Does this mean Ace of Spades gets to be a DHS monitored hate speech site now? Oh who am I kidding, it was probably being monitored already.

Posted by: Drew in MO at June 11, 2010 11:06 AM (kDbNj)

178 Actually this is exactly the kind of shit Kilgore Trout would do.  He could use a proxy and get away with it.

That's the most likely theory.  We just had a run in with LGF yesterday, and this is how they always respond: to plant the nastiest stuff they can.

If LGF doesn't like being assumed to plant nasty awful things like that, they should reject that tactic altogether.  Furthermore, the idea that all Tea Partiers and conservatives are frothing violent racists is the theme of 95% of LGF threads.  Of course, the right doesn't actually seem to *be* racist or violent... but that's what LGF tries so hard to insist we are, with many dishonest attempts.   Let's make no bones about it: they are fomenting rage at the right because LGF cannot actually win the debate using reasonable arguments.

That is suspicious. We get into a tussle with Charles, and the next day, by shear coincidence, we have an ASS comment posted....Shear coincidence...

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 11, 2010 11:06 AM (0q2P7)

179 I thought they were cleveland steamers?

Posted by: Penfold at June 11, 2010 11:06 AM (1PeEC)

180 ahhh, Philly Steamers!

Posted by: Al Gore at June 11, 2010 11:07 AM (p8fMa)

181 Fuck your mother, Louis


WHO TOLD YOU?!?

Posted by: Louis A. Mommabanger at June 11, 2010 11:09 AM (UK9cE)

182 142  Don't feel badly, I missed it too -- I always turn up late for any drama; it's beginning to piss me off (I was told the i-net was an exciting and happening place).

Posted by: unknown jane, humanities major, Cubs fan at June 11, 2010 11:09 AM (5/yRG)

183

"Not looking good, Louis"

 

"No!  Not looking good at all, Billy Ray."

Posted by: steve at June 11, 2010 11:09 AM (nd0uY)

184 Sponge Had to look up Hot Carl. Now I wish I hadn't.

Posted by: USA at June 11, 2010 11:10 AM (YZISw)

185 I told you it turned into a 'poop' thread.  Cleveland Steamer?  Really?

Posted by: Sponge at June 11, 2010 11:10 AM (UK9cE)

186 USA at June 11, 2010 03:10 PM

Now, go find cleveland steamer.....And, I apologize in advance.

Posted by: Sponge at June 11, 2010 11:11 AM (UK9cE)

187

 Cleveland Steamer?  Really?

I get mine in Philly.  Cheese Steakier, there!

Posted by: Al Gore at June 11, 2010 11:11 AM (p8fMa)

188 "Cleveland Steamer" Don't know. WON'T look it up....

Posted by: USA at June 11, 2010 11:11 AM (YZISw)

189 Is it still Ok to hope that my neighbor who mows his yard at 7:30 am Sunday mornings gets chased, beaten and etc by a bunch of Peruvian trannys?

You think you got it bad?.  My neighbor is always yelling at the top of his lungs on Sunday morning when I'm mowing my grass.

The asshole wakes up the whole neighborhood. 

Posted by: damian at June 11, 2010 11:12 AM (4WbTI)

190

To any assassination fantasy types still reading, do you realize that if your wish came true we would be knee deep in public buildings, parks, bridges, commemorative coins, and various facilities named "Barack Hussein Obama" for the next fifty years?

NO

THANK

YOU

Posted by: Jim in San Diego

They've already started naming crap after him. Robert 'sheets' Byrd is still alive and half of W.V. is monogrammed with his name, as is John Murtha's old district. Well, so is his new district, if you count the headstone.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 11, 2010 11:12 AM (R2fpr)

191 How do you know it wasn't Sharmuta?

Posted by: Chucky Jonson at June 11, 2010 11:14 AM (UK9cE)

192

Good job Ace! I just wish someone could film his 'interview' and post to youtube. His room prolly is full of O symbols and he eats his pop tarts on Obama plates.

As to B+ being a good father, he took them to that hate 'church' for their entire lives (child abuse). I hope they rebel against their parents by growing up to be conservatives.

Posted by: Schwalbe at June 11, 2010 11:15 AM (UU0OF)

193 I didn't see the comments. What's your sense - any chance the creature was a moby?

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at June 11, 2010 11:18 AM (w41GQ)

194 Believe it or not, Carter is a respected an idolized elder statesman in some circles, whose members, by the way, belong in places like Lakeshore in Knoxville, Tenn. 

BHO could drive this country into oblivion and there would still be a few million who think he is a god.

Posted by: Pelayo at June 11, 2010 11:18 AM (QLmzi)

195 OT(non assassination observation)

Anyone else notice how hard it is to reserve a camping spot?  Have 2 State Parks that are close that I take my kids to for quick camping trips..they are booked solid for the summer.  Everyone is forgoing the cruises, Mexico resort jaunts etc..

Posted by: beerologist at June 11, 2010 11:18 AM (r2UKM)

196 it is the right thing to do. politics and violence do not make a good combination.

violence is a tactic of the left. the leftists engage in political bullying. we don't do that. anyone that has to resort to violence does so because they are ineffective at persuading others to their point of view. that or they are too lazy to do the hard work it takes to create a consensus, and are unwilling to compromise. this is how the left operates. it's one thing to hate what this administration is doing, i know i do, but it is another thing completely to think that violence is a solution. we have elections, and use the ballot box, not bullets to bring about regime change. let's keep it that way!

good job turning the nut case in.

Posted by: mistress overdone at June 11, 2010 11:20 AM (2/oBD)

197

Besides the obvious moral principle from the Ten Commandements, there is also a practical one: it's important that nothing bad happen to any of this Democrat crew personally, because that would tend to interfere with removing them from power wholesale.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at June 11, 2010 11:22 AM (w41GQ)

198

I have it on good authority that Louis A. Sanders posts from a cell phone that he stores up his ass.  Just a helpful hint for the Secret Service on where to search.

Oh, and he's deathly allergic to lube, so you'll have to go in with a dry glove.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 11, 2010 11:24 AM (plsiE)

199 ACE BLOGGER: Confidential Informant

Sounds like a Jim Carrey movie.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 11, 2010 11:26 AM (0C5Fe)

200 Well done Ace. I must admit when I read that in the thread, the first thought I had was that it was a plant by a certain left wing toxic waste dump. It was too clever by half- the money line right off the bat to grab you're attention.

Posted by: jjshaka at June 11, 2010 11:26 AM (gEqy2)

201 For those wondering why Greene is running for Senate, he will be able to pay himself a salary which is the less of his last years annual salary or the salary of the office he is seeeking. He was probably hoping to get some donations that he could use to pay himself a salary and probably his dad a salary. That or he is looking for the SC Dem party to give him a no-show job to go away.

Posted by: MrCaniac at June 11, 2010 11:27 AM (Vol3D)

202

204 it is the right thing to do. politics and violence do not make a good combination.

Really? You do realize that war is just as much politics as debate don't you?

Posted by: maddogg at June 11, 2010 11:28 AM (OlN4e)

203 Turn your back for 10 minutes and ....  

Posted by: dfbaskwill at June 11, 2010 11:29 AM (ndlFj)

204

Didn't a couple of "inner-city" schools re-name themselves after Obama, already? You're gonna get that no matter what happens to him.*

* I am NOT advocating violence against the man.

Posted by: Luca Brasi at June 11, 2010 11:31 AM (YmPwQ)

205 Can you imagine navigating the PC minefield of picking the Barack Obama High School mascot?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 11, 2010 11:33 AM (Aqzx6)

206 Let me get this straight:  Ace lets me post comments on his site, but that does not make us friends.  Do I have that right?
I was going to ask you to be the best man at my wedding, but not anymore

Posted by: sean at June 11, 2010 11:33 AM (f4fjM)

207

Didn't a couple of "inner-city" schools re-name themselves after Obama, already? You're gonna get that no matter what happens to him.*

* I am NOT advocating violence against the man.

 

Perhaps the inverse is true. If we all volunteer to be like, organ or blood donors for him, will they start taking his name off of things!?! And do we earn indulgences from the Secret Service?

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 11, 2010 11:34 AM (R2fpr)

208 Has anyone here ever known anyone who got a "visit" from the Secret Service (or FBI, whatever)? I half-remember someone mentioning it happening to them or to someone they knew. That has got to be freaky to look out the window and see the agents coming up the driveway.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 11, 2010 11:34 AM (TPEo9)

209 I Am Not Your Friend:

I'm crushed bro

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 11, 2010 11:34 AM (IqfKc)

210 216 Has anyone here ever known anyone who got a "visit" from the Secret Service (or FBI, whatever)? I half-remember someone mentioning it happening to them or to someone they knew. That has got to be freaky to look out the window and see the agents coming up the driveway.

No, but I know several moonbats that swore that Boosh and Chainy were monitoring their every move.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 11, 2010 11:36 AM (IqfKc)

211
Ace,
I can be your friend.
For a fee of course.

Posted by: Tixie La Boom Boom at June 11, 2010 11:36 AM (roBAy)

212 Louis A. Sanders

I'm going with the theory it was a lib troll.  Because if he was an actual assassin we would know his full middle name. 

Posted by: pity t. fool at June 11, 2010 11:38 AM (Sg8sX)

213 Great, Barak H. Obama boulevard in every big city. Now, at least, I will know what two streets to avoid.

Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2010 11:38 AM (GEzm1)

214 Can you imagine navigating the PC minefield of picking the Barack Obama High School mascot?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 11, 2010 03:33 PM (Aqzx6)

A short bus?  A reading primer?  A set of playschool blocks?

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 11, 2010 11:39 AM (5TNVe)

215 Just a note: If you see a term on AOS that is in the middle of a "mildly not kid friendly" string of comments, what are the odds that you probably don't want to use the search engine at Urban Dictionary on said term?

You're welcome!

Posted by: Jay in Ames at June 11, 2010 11:40 AM (UEEex)

216 back when I was a med student one of our patients on the psych ward (in the VA) talked about killing the president, and the next day there was black suit making calls from the ward on the pay phone (this was well before there were cell phones).  I've always assumed it was Secret Service.

you go Ace!!!

Posted by: Janemarie at June 11, 2010 11:41 AM (oyO8v)

217 I was going to post as Louis B. Slandered but thought better of it.

Posted by: damian at June 11, 2010 11:43 AM (4WbTI)

218 Can you imagine navigating the PC minefield of picking the Barack Obama High School mascot?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 11, 2010 03:33 PM (Aqzx6)

A short bus? 

Posted by: progressoverpeace

 

With amazing ground clearance.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 11, 2010 11:43 AM (R2fpr)

219
Not that I care.  He is the president.  I know there will be a Bill Clinton Aircraft Carrier and the like.

Nah, they will name a Medical Ship filled with nurses after him.

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at June 11, 2010 11:43 AM (d1blB)

220 Not that I care.  He is the president.  I know there will be a Bill Clinton Aircraft Carrier and the like.

Nah, they will name a Medical Ship filled with nurses after him.

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack

 

My guess is a RO/RO ship or a missile frigate. Think about it.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 11, 2010 11:44 AM (R2fpr)

221 If you report me to the Icelandic government for torching their flag, could you leave out the part where I almost blew myself up 'cause I wouldn't drop the damn gas can? That was sort of embarrassing.

Posted by: Cerebral Paul Z. at June 11, 2010 11:45 AM (cQhQZ)

222 My guess is a RO/RO ship or a missile frigate. Think about it.

Or maybe an oiler? 

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at June 11, 2010 11:46 AM (d1blB)

223 Bravo. This is not a leftwing blog where casual wishes for assasaination/killing/murder of a sitting President, or ex-President(s), are routinely applauded so long as there are Rs designating such person's political party. Obama is still our President and the Office of the Presidency must be respected. One can call for impeachment and for voting out the scoundrel(s) (if you believe him to be such). But to cross this line and desire or call for whacking him is vile, illegal, and outside the pale.  Persons who advocate this whether in jest or seriously are not in friendly company here. They should be treated as the pariahs they are.

Posted by: eaglewingz08 at June 11, 2010 11:46 AM (dv8zz)

224 Is it still Ok to hope that my neighbor who mows his yard at 7:30 am Sunday mornings gets chased, beaten and etc by a bunch of Peruvian trannys?

You think you got it bad?.  My neighbor is always yelling at the top of his lungs on Sunday morning when I'm mowing my grass.

During the summer I always mow my grass in the mornings.  It gets too damn hot in the afternoons.

Posted by: Vic at June 11, 2010 11:49 AM (6taRI)

225 This is  Kilgore Trouts  M.O. put me down for $5.00 in the pool, if we have one. lol

Posted by: lauren at June 11, 2010 11:50 AM (MVwBA)

226 You would think, with all the news about the kid sitting in jail in Q8, that idiots would realize that no one you meet on the internet is your friend. With the exception of those friendly Russian girls, of course.

Posted by: Jean at June 11, 2010 11:50 AM (h0rZ/)

227 Man, I go on one lousy job interview and I miss the fireworks?

And absolutely the right thing to do. No reason stupidity has to be contagious.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at June 11, 2010 11:50 AM (5lHuA)

228 @229,

No they will name a submarine after Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Penfold at June 11, 2010 11:50 AM (1PeEC)

229

no reasonable Ace fan would do that

I'm not about to call myself a reasonable Ace fan; but there are some limits to my insanity and stupidity. Well done Ace for reporting this guy.

Posted by: Zimriel at June 11, 2010 11:51 AM (ngcv0)

230 Not that I care.  He is the president.  I know there will be a Bill Clinton Aircraft Carrier and the like.

Nope, Submarine. You know, long and hard and full of seamen.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at June 11, 2010 11:53 AM (5lHuA)

231

"Any chance this was one of Axelturf's goons?"

 

I'd say that it's at least 50%

Posted by: rabidfox at June 11, 2010 11:54 AM (pBFN+)

232

 Obama is still our President and the Office of the Presidency must be respected. One can call for impeachment and for voting out the scoundrel(s) (if you believe him to be such). But to cross this line and desire or call for whacking him is vile, illegal, and outside the pale

I detest Him  with a thousand sons, that's why I want Him voted out.

i see it as a ploy by an unknown to wreck the credibility of our legitimate arguments of which there are many.

after seeing trolls do this several times, and they are NEVER regulars under names we know. it's maliciopus to hurt us and our arguments. if not why come under a NAME noone recognises?

Posted by: willow-says byte me at June 11, 2010 11:55 AM (HyUIR)

233 Can you imagine navigating the PC minefield of picking the Barack Obama High School mascot?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 11, 2010 03:33 PM (Aqzx6)

The Urkels

The Limp Wrists

The Teleprompters

The Commies

 

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 11, 2010 12:05 PM (1Jaio)

234

A short bus?

Posted by: progressoverpeace

Now how is Obama supposed to fit everyone under a short school bus?  I say make it a school bus so long it wraps around the jerseys and has at least 16 axels. 

Although my preference at the moment would be the "Barack Hussain Obama Elementery School Teleprompters".  I think by 2012 that may change to the "Tar Balls" (although that probably won't pass the race test), heck the athletes could even start a good luck tradition of having tar balls in their shorts during games.

Posted by: jarod at June 11, 2010 12:11 PM (SN4+f)

235 Oh and I would hope "Ass Kickers" would still be considered unacceptable for elementery students in the future.

Posted by: jarod at June 11, 2010 12:13 PM (SN4+f)

236 Reporting death threats to the Secret Service, it's not just a good idea, It's The Law!

Posted by: rawmuse at June 11, 2010 12:19 PM (kO+WM)

237

Mr. Louis A. Sanders, in the library, with a borrowed computer.

Louis A. Sanders....Louisiana

close...

leftover letters...sders = dress

It's a cross-dresser from Lousiana!

 

 

Posted by: Meremortal at June 11, 2010 12:25 PM (7FgWm)

238 Well done Ace. Turn him over.

Posted by: Phil Bradley at June 11, 2010 12:26 PM (Upll9)

239

Thank Gawd you didn't say down the black hole or the NAACP would be all over us.

18

I guess I'm kinda asking for the thread to check out so I can see the train wreck.

It has been flushed down the hole.

Posted by: skye at June 11, 2010 12:40 PM (XIQ3V)

240

Wasn't the original post something along the lines of "I pray for an assassin's bullet to stop this traitor"?  I didn't see the actual post, only some of the retorts to it, so I'm not sure of the exact wording.

It's a stupid sentiment to express and well worth removal, but it isn't actually a threat.  It's not saying that the author or anyone else is going to attempt to physically harm the President. 

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 11, 2010 12:46 PM (kmEfr)

241 As if the regime needs an excuse to do anything, some cacazotte shouts the "A" word on this post. Oh, just effin' lovely! Take it away, Mark Lloyd!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2010 12:47 PM (9Cooa)

242

Anyone else notice how hard it is to reserve a camping spot?  Have 2 State Parks that are close that I take my kids to for quick camping trips..they are booked solid for the summer.  Everyone is forgoing the cruises, Mexico resort jaunts etc..

This is why we need Immigration Reform. 

Mexicans are taking the Vacations Americans won't!!!!

We should put them up in the empty and foreclosed homes left behind by Bush/Cheney!

 

Posted by: Concerned Conservative at June 11, 2010 12:47 PM (p8fMa)

243

Posted by: skye at June 11, 2010 04:40 PM (XIQ3V)

I'm racially sensitive and all that shit.

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2010 12:49 PM (p8fMa)

244 @111 [...]..Also, whether we agree with his politics or ideology he's a man with two little girls and from what I've seen he may be a terrible president, but a damn good father to his children, so I'll give him that.[...] “Look, I got two daughters — 9 years old and 6 years old," Obama said. "I am going to teach them first about values and morals, but if they make a mistake, I don't want them punished with a baby. I don't want them punished with an STD at age 16, so it doesn't make sense to not give them information." I guess it's all in your perspective..

Posted by: DanlBoone at June 11, 2010 12:50 PM (K4UcJ)

245 sorry for the bad tags

Posted by: DanlBoone at June 11, 2010 12:51 PM (K4UcJ)

246 I assassinate people with my huge penis.

Posted by: Will Folks at June 11, 2010 02:32 PM (IhQuA) 

You're a lying bastard. 

You and Larry need to find another barn to fuck in.

I am sick of listening to you all moan.

Posted by: The Chicken at June 11, 2010 02:47 PM (2+9Yx)

Sounds like the Folks is guarding the henhouse!

Posted by: stuiec at June 11, 2010 01:00 PM (7AOgy)

247 Is "Louis A. Sanders" off limits as a sock puppet?

Posted by: davidt at June 11, 2010 03:02 PM (HtIec)

Wasn't he the founder of the chain of Kentucky Fried Trout restaurants?

Posted by: stuiec at June 11, 2010 01:05 PM (7AOgy)

248

Ace is hot when he gets like this.

 

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at June 11, 2010 01:13 PM (vIRag)

249 Would it be OK if I wished Obama a long career with the Washington Generals, knowing he'd continue to fail at everything for the rest of his natural life?  Or is that a fate worse than death?

I wouldn't want to cross the line.

Posted by: MarkD at June 11, 2010 01:14 PM (YhZfg)

250

Is it still Ok to hope that my neighbor who mows his yard at 7:30 am Sunday mornings gets chased, beaten and etc by a bunch of Peruvian trannys?

You think you got it bad?.  My neighbor is always yelling at the top of his lungs on Sunday morning when I'm mowing my grass.

During the summer I always mow my grass in the mornings.  It gets too damn hot in the afternoons.

On Sunday mornings you should be going to Church anyway.  So nobody, including God, cares if your sleep is disturbed.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at June 11, 2010 01:17 PM (vIRag)

251 After willow picked up on it I went over to see it and I just got totally nauseous.

Posted by: curious at June 11, 2010 01:19 PM (p302b)

252 Posted by: katya, the designated driver at June 11, 2010 05:17 PM (vIRag)

In the neighborhood I grew up in, everyone got together and designated a lawn mowing hour and day.   It worked out great.  It was saturday morning at 9 am.  The only problem was that it was really noisy but other than that...it was done that day, that hour and everyone was happy.

Posted by: curious at June 11, 2010 01:21 PM (p302b)

253 In YADATROT, I applaud the action taken.

Even if it was not the _right_ thing to, I would say you should do it--you never know if it is a hostile plant wanting to tag you as an "accomplice" or something.

Posted by: Larry Sheldon at June 11, 2010 01:21 PM (OmeRL)

254 222 Great, Barak H. Obama boulevard in every big city. Now, at least, I will know what two streets to avoid.
Posted by: dagny

What's the other one? (as if I didn't already know...)

Posted by: Smokey Behr at June 11, 2010 01:22 PM (QyeW7)

255 The next time, Louis will have Bill Clinton deliver his message.  That way he can't be tied to anything "illegal".

Posted by: Hamilton Burger at June 11, 2010 01:37 PM (NJ/IH)

256 Good on you. Good policy, and +20 bonus points for using the word "dragooned".

Posted by: American Elephant at June 11, 2010 02:46 PM (2+X4m)

257 Fuck yeah! I am about as far from being an Obama fan as one can be, but the supreme joy and privilege of living in a rationally-ordered society is you periodically get the chance the throw the last dickhead out, peacefully, and without storming the palace or having him led off in a cart to his execution by his successor's henchmen. You threaten Obama's life, and you are an enemy of all I hold dear. Obama will get his: in this case "his" will be a Gordon Brown level of obloquy, the utter failure of his Gramscian insurgency and a few, very few footnotes in history books that will almost invariably also contain the words "Jimmy", "Carter", "worse", "miserable" and "failure". Best thing: he'll be alive to read it.

Posted by: David Gillies at June 11, 2010 02:58 PM (xb68W)

258

I'm still fairly new 'round here, and haven't seen this before...

Wow, that was awesome, Ace!

Posted by: Optimizer at June 11, 2010 03:32 PM (acVo8)

259 223 Can you imagine navigating the PC minefield of picking the Barack Obama High School mascot?

What about Uerkel?

Posted by: Infadel Mataween at June 11, 2010 05:13 PM (uZYdF)

260 @268

Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard/Street/Road/Avenue.

That's the other one to avoid. No matter where you go.

Posted by: Pipe Barackage at June 11, 2010 05:38 PM (iitNK)

261 Never say you would harm a hair on anyone's head or set someone on fire. Say you wouldn't piss on them if someone else set them on fire.

Posted by: Scrapiron at June 11, 2010 05:49 PM (GkYyh)

262 i miss all the good shit...

Posted by: billygoat at June 11, 2010 06:57 PM (5qJM5)

263 CARTERD not MARTYRED.

Posted by: TheJane at June 11, 2010 07:35 PM (9Blbi)

264 32 - Nixon will resign in 2011?

Posted by: ktnxbai at June 11, 2010 07:40 PM (6vhg5)

265 274 - I denounce myself for missing Santa Barbara Blvd.

Posted by: ktnxbai at June 11, 2010 07:42 PM (6vhg5)

266 You ask for miracles Theo, I give you the FBI!


Posted by: Lee at June 11, 2010 07:55 PM (zF8wD)

267 (In best PeeWee Herman voice)-"I say we let him go!"

Posted by: Skyvike at June 11, 2010 08:13 PM (PpzTN)

268 With Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi next in line for the presidency should anything happen...

...I absolutely DO NOT want anything to happen to Barack Obama. He is my duly elected president, and I want to see him defeated in two years. Besides, were anything to happen to him, he'd become a martyr and things would be much worse.

Posted by: g at June 11, 2010 09:07 PM (2xjTx)

269 Doesn't matter if he's a good father or not.  His children doubtless love him.  You don't deprive children of their parents.

I pray for Obama's continued safety (literally).  For many reasons, but one is I have some friends who think he's nifty, and I want them to eventually discern that he's not.

Posted by: Alana at June 11, 2010 09:37 PM (IgE5u)

270 I want him to live long in cringing disgrace for ushering in a conservative victory which lasts until the next century.

Posted by: Jaclyn at June 12, 2010 03:30 AM (HV1jm)

271

The blogger to whom you are referring, "sic semper tyrannis" (which, when translated, means "death to tyrants"), is a regular here, and one of your own, who has posted here frequently under a variety of aliases, and so I suspect that Ace knows his real itentity, hence, it is likely that Ace has received apologetic emails from that character already ..., and, for the aforementioned reasons, it is very unlikely that Ace reported him to the Secret Service anyway. But Ace got some hype out of it for a couple of hours, milking it for all that it was worth with his sanctimoneous blather as he fed the puckering yentas in his fish bowl. (Ace is very strange.)

BTW, It would be a stretch to say that the guy's words were a death threat. I can't remember the guy's exact words. But he has made the same remark before; a remark to the effect that if a piano were to fall on the empty suit, he wouldn't feel badly if the piano was damaged. So this thread was a tempest in a teapot, and you can be sure that "sic semper tyrannis" will be posting here again under his other aliases. I wouldn't be surprised if he has already posted here on this very thread, praising Ace for his ..., um ..., strict code of ethics?  

Posted by: Reality Check Here at June 12, 2010 11:06 AM (sYrWB)

272 Somehow, I always knew that sooner or later loonies #157 and #160 would get together. 

Posted by: A Casual Observation at June 12, 2010 11:33 AM (sYrWB)

273 There was a college professor at South Orange County Community College who threatened to "drop a 10 ton block of granite" on his college President's head. The President sued him and lost because the threat wasn't credible. The 1st Admendment protects a person ...but this IS Ace's blog and he can banhammer whom he pleases...obviously. It's his server.

Posted by: torabora at June 12, 2010 03:39 PM (edOUc)

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