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August 01, 2010

Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife
— LauraW

He's out there.

Original news footage is linked at the end of the video, but I don't think you really need to see it to get the gist.

Thanks to Mesablue at Powerful Connecticut Stringpullers.

Posted by: LauraW at 04:23 PM | Comments (92)
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1 Uh, you do know Mesa the Internet Elder just swiped that from the headlines here. Say hi to "dri."

Posted by: XBradTC at August 01, 2010 04:25 PM (wIQLU)

Yes We Can We Done Did!

*groans*

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 01, 2010 04:27 PM (0QGf3)

3

Uh, you do know Mesa the Internet Elder just swiped that from the headlines here. Say hi to "dri."

Posted by: XBradTC at August 01, 2010 08:25 PM (wIQLU)

All's fair in love and war.

Posted by: Ed Anger at August 01, 2010 04:27 PM (7+pP9)

4 Why would I hide the wife and kids? They have my guns.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 01, 2010 04:27 PM (RgXpA)

5 Dude, who taught you how to put on a kerchief?

Posted by: eman at August 01, 2010 04:29 PM (9Ep/N)

6 Hi dri!!!

*waves enthusiastically!*

Posted by: lauraw at August 01, 2010 04:30 PM (DbybK)

7 5 Dude, who taught you how to put on a kerchief?

Aunt Jemima?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 01, 2010 04:30 PM (c0A3e)

8 "Powerful Connecticut Stringpullers"

That's some gunny shit right there.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 01, 2010 04:31 PM (RgXpA)

9 1 Uh, you do know Mesa the Internet Elder just swiped that from the headlines here. Say hi to "dri."

If Ace doesn't read his own blog, why do you expect the cobloggers to read the side-bar?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 01, 2010 04:31 PM (c0A3e)

10 That was Freudian, wasn't it?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 01, 2010 04:31 PM (RgXpA)

11 Bed Intruder? Sounds like the name of a porno.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 01, 2010 04:33 PM (c0A3e)

12 I can't believe I managed to get the first comment and didn't say something snappy like- "First- you will blow me~"

Posted by: XBradTC at August 01, 2010 04:33 PM (wIQLU)

13 7 5 Dude, who taught you how to put on a kerchief?

Aunt Jemima?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 01, 2010 08:30 PM (c0A3e)

RAAAAAAAAAAAAACIST!

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Squad, And Summoner Of Meteors. at August 01, 2010 04:34 PM (eCAn3)

14 I can.

Posted by: Andy at August 01, 2010 04:34 PM (pRbtk)

15 I can't believe I managed to get the first comment and didn't say something snappy

Just to repeat your shame.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 01, 2010 04:35 PM (RgXpA)

I can't believe I managed to get the first comment and didn't say something snappy like-

"First- you will blow me~"

That honor is reserved for Herr. He's usually already assuming the position because he can never locate his pants.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 01, 2010 04:35 PM (0QGf3)

That honor is reserved for Herr. He's usually already assuming the position because he can never locate his pants.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 01, 2010 08:35 PM (0QGf3)

who wears pants? srsly.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Squad, And Summoner Of Meteors. at August 01, 2010 04:36 PM (eCAn3)

18 He's usually already assuming the position because he can never locate his pants.

*Assuming the position. And pantsless*

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 01, 2010 04:36 PM (RgXpA)

19 #18 *Assuming the position. And pantsless*

Ooohhh my!

Posted by: George Takei at August 01, 2010 04:40 PM (c0A3e)

20 OT and with my luck I saw it here originally: Catherine Zeta-Jones and bacon: two of the finest sandwich ingredients on earth

Posted by: Trueman North at August 01, 2010 04:40 PM (HLGCA)

21 #18 *Assuming the position. And pantsless*

Is this a common problem for you, Herr?

/Makes mental note to not attend a meet-up with any Ohioans.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 01, 2010 04:41 PM (c0A3e)

22 Goddammit, I can't spell my own name.

Posted by: Truman North at August 01, 2010 04:42 PM (HLGCA)

23 That squeaking sound you hear is moron brain-gears grinding against a weekend's worth of Valu-Rite rust.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 01, 2010 04:42 PM (RgXpA)

24 The Catherine Zeta-Jones bacon sandwich was in the ONT last week.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 01, 2010 04:43 PM (imD7p)

25 20 Yet she wastes her time with a dried up,old,libtard.

Posted by: steevy at August 01, 2010 04:43 PM (bm2js)

Herr, did you see this?

I guess they are trying to find inventive ways to rally residents to support that damn streetcar. Not the brightest bulbs in the bunch, are they?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 01, 2010 04:44 PM (0QGf3)

27 The Catherine Zeta-Jones bacon sandwich was in the ONT last week.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 01, 2010 08:43 PM (imD7p)

As a green, smart military blog, we believe in recycling.

Now somebody go get Ace out of HotAir's dumpster.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 01, 2010 04:45 PM (RgXpA)

Dude, who taught you how to put on a kerchief?

Do you mean doo rag? SNAP.

Posted by: Negrodamus at August 01, 2010 04:46 PM (yQWNf)

29 Xbrad, being a coblogger means Ace trusts me to do the double-posting that he might not be able to get to right away.

Plus, posting from the sidebar is not technically double posting. It's...promoting. That video has been promoted.

Yeah.

Posted by: lauraw at August 01, 2010 04:46 PM (DbybK)

30 I saw the video of the kid setting his nose on fire (also in sidebar). Yet another reminder that considering consequences is not the strong suit of your average teenage boy.

Posted by: joncelli at August 01, 2010 04:46 PM (MLQL2)

31 And the followup: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hdC16-cTQ0

Posted by: Kevin J. at August 01, 2010 04:47 PM (vlzaM)

32 Herr, did you see this?

I've got a buddy who works directly for City Council. Since you know the way I think, he may well be identifiable just by the "my buddy" comment.

He is laughing his ass off about this shit. Cincinnati is trying its hardest to become Detroit.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 01, 2010 04:48 PM (RgXpA)

33 Xbrad, being a coblogger means Ace trusts me to blah blah blah...

Hump pics. Deliver, woman!!!!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 01, 2010 04:49 PM (RgXpA)

34 Laura, you KNOW I love you. I only hit because I love you so much.

Posted by: XBradTC at August 01, 2010 04:50 PM (wIQLU)

Not the brightest bulbs in the bunch, are they?

They are raising the price, but hope that people won't mind because of the new technology. The new technology that is costing $4M and requires the price to go up.

Circular reasoning taxation.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 01, 2010 04:50 PM (XdlcF)

36 Laura, you KNOW I love you. I only hit because I love you so much.

Posted by: XBradTC at August 01, 2010 08:50 PM (wIQLU)

We oughta get a drink sometime, man.

Posted by: Ike at August 01, 2010 04:52 PM (RgXpA)

37 Completely OT:

My daughter's current facebook status:

"I'm a CAPITALIST! Someone tell me what better system there is?"

I'm soooo proud.

Posted by: Tami at August 01, 2010 04:53 PM (VuLos)

Another one from the Department of Redundency Department: The real cost of a Volt? $81,000

I know we know this, but I am simply gobsmacked that this passes for good economics.

Posted by: Truman North at August 01, 2010 04:56 PM (HLGCA)

39 #39 Congrats for your daughter and your steadfast guidance!

RE the bacon sandwich story, time has not treated Michael Douglas well. Wouldn't stop hordes of decadent women from engaging in unholy acts with him though.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 01, 2010 04:56 PM (c0A3e)

33 Say no more. At least we don't have to deal with Laketa Cole anymore. I mean, she was more than qualified to take that position with PUC. /s

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 01, 2010 04:56 PM (0QGf3)

41 Wait...I do like bacon...don't I???

Catherine dear, I shit myself again.....I think...

Posted by: Michael Douglass-I think.. at August 01, 2010 04:57 PM (azgo2)

39 Completely OT:

Give that a 'like' for me!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 01, 2010 04:57 PM (0QGf3)

43 Posted by: Michael Douglass-I think.. at August 01, 2010 08:57 PM (azgo2)

I loved you in "Falling Down".

So, uh, can you get up?

Posted by: Ike at August 01, 2010 04:58 PM (RgXpA)

44 Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to my Rape Czar.

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 01, 2010 04:59 PM (zgZzy)

I know we know this, but I am simply gobsmacked that this passes for good economics.

Posted by: Truman North at August 01, 2010 08:56 PM

They could care less. It is not their money they are pissing away.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 01, 2010 05:00 PM (yQWNf)

46 Herr, no new hump pics until after I have it detailed. The bugs and tar have really done a number...

Posted by: lauraw at August 01, 2010 05:00 PM (DbybK)

47 #40 Another one from the Department of Redundency Department: The real cost of a Volt? $81,000

I know we know this, but I am simply gobsmacked that this passes for good economics.

It's the result of having liberal race-baiting academics running everything.

Remember that episode of The Simpsons where one of Homer's relatives in the car biz had Homer design a car that ended up costing about $80k a unit, thus running the guy's car business into the ground? Evidentially, that's where the inspiration for the Volt business model came from,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 01, 2010 05:00 PM (c0A3e)

48 O/T: Anthony Weiner (D - Beard) went to SUNY Plattsburgh, which offers a BA in "Canadian studies". Seriously.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 01, 2010 05:01 PM (imD7p)

49 Herr, no new hump pics until after I have it detailed.

Going all fucking Hollywood, now, huh little miss airbrush?

Damn Connecticut cabal.....

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 01, 2010 05:01 PM (RgXpA)

50 Is anyone else drinking?

Posted by: miguelhorning at August 01, 2010 05:01 PM (jb1N2)

50 O/T: Anthony Weiner (D - Beard) went to SUNY Plattsburgh, which offers a BA in "Canadian studies". Seriously.

Pfft. He didn't go to a REAL school like I did!

Posted by: Keef Olbermann at August 01, 2010 05:01 PM (zgZzy)

Okay, fellas.

Based upon prior comments here at Ace, I'm about to commit two hours to watching Donnie Darko.

I hope it's worth it.

Posted by: jmflynny at August 01, 2010 05:02 PM (v+ZxY)

53 Anthony Weiner (D - Beard)

OK.. I laughed.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 01, 2010 05:02 PM (RgXpA)

54 52 Is anyone else drinking?

Not now. I'm out of Rolling Rock.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 01, 2010 05:03 PM (c0A3e)

55 Is anyone else drinking?

Posted by: miguelhorning at August 01, 2010 09:01 PM (jb1N2)

We frown on that here.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 01, 2010 05:03 PM (RgXpA)

56 #54 Based upon prior comments here at Ace, I'm about to commit two hours to watching Donnie Darko.

I hope it's worth it.

I hope you find it worthy. I found the movie...overrated. But different strokes for different folks and all that jazz.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 01, 2010 05:04 PM (c0A3e)

52 Is anyone else drinking?

Does semen count?

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at August 01, 2010 05:04 PM (zgZzy)

58 Hollywood?? For wanting to buff Junebug guts off the clearcoat?
Come on. That's not Hollywood nor even East Coast. I know Middle America cares about these types of things.

I used to watch Dukes of Hazzard. I know.

Posted by: lauraw at August 01, 2010 05:07 PM (DbybK)

Remember that episode of The Simpsons where one of Homer's relatives in the car biz had Homer design a car that ended up costing about $80k a unit, thus running the guy's car business into the ground?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 01, 2010 09:00 PM (c0A3e)

Heh, Danny DeVito played Homer's brother. What the hell was the name of the car?

Posted by: ErikW at August 01, 2010 05:08 PM (7BwF5)

60 Hollywood??

Present.

Posted by: Levi at August 01, 2010 05:08 PM (RgXpA)

Posted by: lauraw at August 01, 2010 09:07 PM (DbybK)

I'm sorry. I was out of line. I should be beaten. And stuff.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 01, 2010 05:10 PM (RgXpA)

What the hell was the name of the car?

It was "The Homer."

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at August 01, 2010 05:10 PM (zgZzy)

63 I suppose I should give some attention to these short people in my house before I send them to bed. Later.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 01, 2010 05:11 PM (RgXpA)

Another one from the Department of Redundency Department: The real cost of a Volt? $81,000

That's because it comes with a TWO Shakra release handles. Standard.

Posted by: gator at August 01, 2010 05:11 PM (aOKEC)

It was "The Homer."

The design was so shitty it bankrupted his brother Herb. In a just world the Volt would do the same to Government Motors.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 01, 2010 05:12 PM (yQWNf)

66 Truman North, don't feel to bad about your name thingy. The one and only time I put a post on the front page, I misspelled mine. I'm still catching shit about that at the Connecticut Cabal Committee meetings.

Posted by: XBradTC at August 01, 2010 05:13 PM (wIQLU)

67 Doesn't that guy wanna rape my cat? She's impossible to hide. Never shuts up.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at August 01, 2010 05:13 PM (wd0Iq)

68 Hide your wife? Bill Clinton is gonna need another of Cankles' 'dresses'. And smoke. And mirrors.

Posted by: gator at August 01, 2010 05:14 PM (aOKEC)

The design was so shitty it bankrupted his brother Herb. In a just world the Volt would do the same to Government Motors.

I think the horn played La Cucaracha.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 01, 2010 05:14 PM (zgZzy)

Canyonero!

Brought to you by Homer Simpson

Posted by: KZnextzone at August 01, 2010 05:15 PM (veaqz)

It was "The Homer."

Of course it was.

That wasn't embarrassing or anything.

Posted by: ErikW at August 01, 2010 05:15 PM (7BwF5)

72 Snew.

Posted by: rdbrewer at August 01, 2010 05:16 PM (phwHZ)

It was "The Homer."

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at August 01, 2010 09:10 PM (zgZzy)

I think you becoming a little too comfortable with that Bawney Fwank handle.

Posted by: miguelhorning at August 01, 2010 05:17 PM (jb1N2)

74 I just realized I have a snocone machine, ice and a bottle of tuscan lemonade. brb.

Posted by: alexthechick at August 01, 2010 05:19 PM (YBXMV)

75 #71 I think the horn played La Cucaracha.

It would fit right in with Mexifornia.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 01, 2010 05:20 PM (c0A3e)

76 >>>The one and only time I put a post on the front page, I misspelled mine. I'm still catching shit about that at the Connecticut Cabal Committee meetings.

HEY!!! Put that note back up on the 'fridge!!! Bastage.....

Posted by: Sox at August 01, 2010 05:21 PM (MKxON)

77 He is laughing his ass off about this shit. Cincinnati is trying its hardest to become Detroit.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 01, 2010 08:48 PM (RgXpA)

Hopefully it will get to Detroit faster than Cleveland does.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at August 01, 2010 05:24 PM (5aVkt)

78 All I want is a bacon sandwich, why has my day turned to shit?

Posted by: Michael Douglas at August 01, 2010 05:25 PM (TGmQa)

79 Powerful Connecticut Stringpullers? Shouldn't it be All-Powerful Sinister Cabalistic Connecticut Stringpullers and Clandestine Agents of the Scandi Okhrana?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 01, 2010 05:27 PM (9Lm5R)

80 **warms up the "permanent press" cycle on "The Dryer of Justice"**

Posted by: XBradTC at August 01, 2010 05:29 PM (wIQLU)

81 Dammit. First, and last...

Posted by: XBradTC at August 01, 2010 05:35 PM (wIQLU)

82 Is anyone else drinking?

Posted by: miguelhorning at August 01, 2010 09:01 PM (jb1N2)

We frown on that here.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 01, 2010 09:03 PM (RgXpA)

Yeah, we're a conservative web-site. No decadance here!

Posted by: Concerned Christian at August 01, 2010 05:45 PM (TGmQa)

83 I'm thinking Antoine Dodson and the Double Rainbow dude need to get together and cut a collaboration album.

Posted by: Robert Stacy McCain at August 01, 2010 05:47 PM (POs9i)

84 That guy sets off my gaydar.

Posted by: rdbrewer at August 01, 2010 07:19 PM (phwHZ)

85 Yikes!
15 empty beer cans and I'm not drunk, Either my liver is fucked or I'm still in Utah,.....*checks gps*

Posted by: Modgi at August 01, 2010 08:03 PM (Vrb/j)

86 Shouldn't it be All-Powerful Sinister Cabalistic Connecticut Stringpullers and Clandestine Agents of the Scandi Okhrana?

Actually, that sounds about right.

OK, maybe that sounds a little pompous. We really just spent all our time figuring out how to get Blazer banned.

Posted by: michael at August 01, 2010 08:21 PM (JtKsy)

87 The song is the work of the Gregory Brothers who should get credit for their awesome work.

Posted by: Aunt Ralph at August 02, 2010 02:04 AM (5Mxqj)

88 "Hi dri!!!

*waves enthusiastically!*"

Hi Lauraw!!!

Posted by: dri at August 02, 2010 03:08 AM (ESCtK)

89 Heh.

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