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November 24, 2010

Hideous looking thing found on bottom of sea floor
— CAC

Take Hallucigenia

Mate it with Opabinia

And you get a multi-tentacled monstrosity:

Just kidding.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Squidworm:

Apparently it has been studied since 2007, is in incredible abundance, and tastes fantastic with some wasabi.

Posted by: CAC at 01:13 PM | Comments (52)
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1 The third pick is disturbing.

Posted by: JC at November 24, 2010 01:18 PM (mpTo+)

2 I thought Ace had forbidden the placing of hideous beasts on the cover above the fold???

better remove her picture and leave the cute sea creatures.

Posted by: Vic at November 24, 2010 01:19 PM (e4sSD)

3 You may also want to remove the "F" word. Ace kinda asked us to slow down on the use of it.

Posted by: Vic at November 24, 2010 01:20 PM (e4sSD)

4 It's got an ass for a face!!!

Posted by: Sheriff Joe at November 24, 2010 01:20 PM (ngD76)

You think Pucky would be OK if he ate one of those things by mistake?

Posted by: FireHorse at November 24, 2010 01:21 PM (sWynj)

CAC,

Ace said we're not supposed to swear in the headliines.

just a heads up

Posted by: Ben at November 24, 2010 01:22 PM (DKV43)

Not cool dude. Not cool.

It's Thanksgiving Eve for cryin out loud!

I'd rather be covered in Palmetto Bugs than look at HT!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at November 24, 2010 01:22 PM (AZWim)

8 There's some freaky shit down there on the ocean floor that needs to stay down on the ocean floor.

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 24, 2010 01:23 PM (c1oyg)

9 I thought Helen was a 400 year old bivalve?

Posted by: Fritz at November 24, 2010 01:25 PM (GwPRU)

10 8 There's some freaky shit down there on the ocean floor that needs to stay down on the ocean floor.

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 24, 2010 05:23 PM (c1oyg)

Well, why did you let them dredge up the Obama administration?...the whole lot of them should be returned to the depths from whence they came

Posted by: CanaDave at November 24, 2010 01:25 PM (XXRI4)

11 NSFW warning next time please.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at November 24, 2010 01:26 PM (C2//T)

A cuss word in the headline -- The Revolution Has Begun!

(All these fucked up looking things belong to us now.)

Posted by: FireHorse at November 24, 2010 01:28 PM (sWynj)

13 Hideous thing found on the sea floor? What the hell was Pelosi doing all the way down there?

Posted by: Dan at November 24, 2010 01:28 PM (1jzSs)

14 Come on, man.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 24, 2010 01:29 PM (LLZiU)

15 Well, there goes my appetite... dammit!

Posted by: AkRonin at November 24, 2010 01:29 PM (sSyL9)

16
barbed penis fish?

Posted by: Soothsayer with Cranberry Sauce at November 24, 2010 01:29 PM (BPptn)

17 Where the F did the headline go?!

;-)

Posted by: Y-not at November 24, 2010 01:30 PM (6qcf8)

18 Janet Napolitano's cuter sisters............

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at November 24, 2010 01:31 PM (UqKQV)

19 Heh.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at November 24, 2010 01:31 PM (bAL0J)

20
Open Blog = Post Every Thought That Comes Across Your Mind

Posted by: Soothsayer with Cranberry Sauce at November 24, 2010 01:32 PM (BPptn)

21 The third photo: Nasty....just nasty.

Posted by: Soona at November 24, 2010 01:34 PM (wTWS6)

Open Blog = Post Every Thought That Comes Across Your Mind

Turduckin, John Madden, cheap vodka and Megyn Kelly's photo spread.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at November 24, 2010 01:35 PM (AZWim)

23 Somebody beat me to the barbed cock comparison.

Posted by: Wodeshed at November 24, 2010 01:37 PM (pkR+d)

24 It's a cute bug.

Posted by: EZB at November 24, 2010 01:38 PM (fa9yq)

25 "Not necessarily beautiful/but mutated." -- Devo

Posted by: Railwriter at November 24, 2010 01:38 PM (WovsE)

Where do you find this stuff CAC?

Amateur marine biologist in your free time?

Posted by: Ben at November 24, 2010 01:40 PM (DKV43)

27 I bet it votes Democrat.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2010 01:48 PM (BP6Z1)

28 TOTALLY GNARLY, BUD!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at November 24, 2010 01:51 PM (5qJM5)

29 PTI just did their "Turkeys of the Year" thing. They highlighted some no-name girl doing a ceremonial first pitch wild --but not Predizzle McAwesome?

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2010 01:55 PM (BP6Z1)

30 Hysterical!

Posted by: sTevo at November 24, 2010 01:57 PM (zPfoL)

31 --but not Predizzle McAwesome?

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2010 05:55 PM (BP6Z1

Or the Tan Man, even more pathetic if that's possible.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at November 24, 2010 01:58 PM (AZWim)

32 I have seen many pictures of old women, taken when they were young. A lot of these women were very hot. My example is Bridget Bardot; however, I have seen pictures of HT taken when she was in her thirties, she was homely and frumpy then.

Posted by: Pelayo at November 24, 2010 01:58 PM (V9Q+f)

33 33 I have seen many pictures of old women, taken when they were young. A lot of these women were very hot. My example is Bridget Bardot; however, I have seen pictures of HT taken when she was in her thirties, she was homely and frumpy then.

Posted by: Pelayo at November 24, 2010 05:58 PM (V9Q+f)

--Was photography even invented by then?

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2010 02:00 PM (BP6Z1)

34 Its a sea penis.With legs.

Posted by: Some Moron at November 24, 2010 02:00 PM (bgcml)

35 HT taken when she was in her thirties, she was homely and frumpy then.

Posted by: Pelayo at November 24, 2010 05:58 PM (V9Q+f)

Yup. HT has always been a dog. And a cat lady save a relatively short marriage if I recall correctly. Shocking I know.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at November 24, 2010 02:00 PM (AZWim)

36 From wiki;

An alternative interpretation considered Hallucigenia to be an appendage of a larger, unknown animal.

I KNEW IT!!!

Posted by: Some Moron at November 24, 2010 02:02 PM (bgcml)

37 37 From wiki;

An alternative interpretation considered Hallucigenia to be an appendage of a larger, unknown animal.

I KNEW IT!!!

Posted by: Some Moron at November 24, 2010 06:02 PM (bgcml)

Someone found it!!

Posted by: Pluto at November 24, 2010 02:03 PM (BP6Z1)

38 Fox News Alert

Delay found guilty on two counts of money laundering.

Posted by: Vic at November 24, 2010 02:07 PM (e4sSD)

39 I was expecting to see some mouth-breathing spawn of Cthulhu until I clicked - and saw it was far, far worse.

Cthulhu would insist HT wear two bags, and he'd have to be mighty drunk even at that. That woman could make a freight train take a dirt road.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at November 24, 2010 02:08 PM (jhHL/)

40 Per Fox News Delay verdict is guilty.

Posted by: Retread at November 24, 2010 02:09 PM (sUDbh)

41 That's mean man, that's just mean.

Posted by: James Coburn at November 24, 2010 02:09 PM (h0RtZ)

42 Looks like it vibrates. Does it take Triple A's, or just Double D's?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 24, 2010 02:19 PM (tJjm/)

43 Isn't that green thing the Barbed Cock of Satan?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 24, 2010 02:21 PM (tJjm/)

44 Someone found it!! Posted by: Pluto at November 24, 2010 06:03 PM (BP6Z1) much like Anomalacaris when they kept finding jellyfish with teeth and headless shrimp and realized it was the mouth and grabbing jaws of a big animal....

Posted by: CAC at November 24, 2010 02:28 PM (lV4Fs)

45 OK, who leaked my TSA scanner crotch shot image? I've got a boner to pick with you.

Posted by: Pat Caddell at November 24, 2010 02:28 PM (h0RtZ)

46 I had long suspected Helen was a throwback to the Burgess Shale.

I mean it goes without saying she should be crushed under tons of sediment until it fossilizes.

Posted by: C Monster at November 24, 2010 03:42 PM (Fe+ZO)

47 goddammit, next time warn me. I hate cleaning puke off my keyboard.

Posted by: Barney Frank at November 24, 2010 05:22 PM (IfigT)

48 Hideous looking thing found on bottom of sea floor

It's not "hideous looking" to its mama.

Posted by: Smorgasbord at November 24, 2010 11:08 PM (JBB4K)

49
Oh, damn. I thought Ace had been found.

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51 Hallucigenia, a bunch of green pricks. We found the ancestor to democrap socialists. Well done, science.

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