April 17, 2014

Hillary Clinton Will Soon Be Grandmother
— Ace

Chelsea Clinton announced her pregnancy.

The 16-week-old fetus has been signed to a six-figure deal to host a new MSNBC show.

Chelsea has reported it kicking, for which the unborn child has received a Walter Cronkite Excellence in Journalism award.

I didn't care about the "Chelsea is pregnant" storyline -- who can keep up with our useless princelings? -- until I saw the Drudge headline, "Grandma Hillary."

Does this help her or hurt her?

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1 "Chelsea Clinton announced there is a fetus inside her and she is leaning toward not aborting it."

Posted by: Obama For-ks America at April 17, 2014 01:55 PM (e8kgV)

2 I see there there could be a PROBLEM here

Posted by: Pres**ent Barack “Unexpectedly Black” Obama at April 17, 2014 01:56 PM (e8kgV)

3 Hillary with knitting needles....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2014 01:56 PM (mJqIh)

4 If only she hadn't hated motherhood so much that baking cookies is a sexist thing in her book.

Posted by: petunia at April 17, 2014 01:57 PM (DAcBA)

5 Don't know what to say

Posted by: Debbie Weaselwords-Schultz at April 17, 2014 01:58 PM (e8kgV)

6 >>> Chelsea has reported it kicking, for which the unborn child has received a Walter Cronkite Excellence in Journalism award Ha! That's funny, Ace

Posted by: L, elle at April 17, 2014 01:58 PM (YO39q)

7 looking like an heavy old bat is easier when you have a brat tugging at your oversized pant leg

Posted by: mallfly at April 17, 2014 01:58 PM (bJm7W)

8 Grandma status hurts Hillary. That and her unfortunate looks.

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 17, 2014 01:58 PM (6H6o8)

9 glad we can afford a nanny, no way i'm changing diapers.

Posted by: willow at April 17, 2014 01:59 PM (nqBYe)

10 Aww, poor kid. Awful as she was on TV I still don't she's done anything so terrible that she should be punished with a child.

Posted by: MikeW at April 17, 2014 01:59 PM (NmARk)

11 The 16-week-old fetus has been signed to a six-figure deal to host a new MSNBC show. If it can make it 4 more weeks..

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2014 01:59 PM (8D0/R)

12 And we care.... why? What difference does it make!!!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2014 01:59 PM (84gbM)

13 Repeat after me, don't let Bill babysit with any cigars handy. Yeah, that was sick. But consider the fucking topic.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2014 01:59 PM (HVff2)

14 "Non-white people breathe air that is substantially more polluted than the air that white people breathe."

yes because the white privilege that surrounds me cleanses the air

Posted by: Kathleen "ObamaDoesn'tCare" Sebelius at April 17, 2014 01:59 PM (e8kgV)

15 [Insert Lie Here]

Posted by: Barack Obama (Approves This Message) at April 17, 2014 02:00 PM (1CroS)

16 >>>Does this help her or hurt her?<<<

It depends on whether or not the nourishment of sucking the soul of a newborn overwhelms her "maternal instincts."

Posted by: Fritz at April 17, 2014 02:00 PM (oJUxt)

17 Well Hillary looks like she has spent the past nine months up all night with a colicky Bill...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2014 02:00 PM (mJqIh)

18 Ya know chelsea converted. If the kid is a boy, I wonder who will hold him for the bog snip? Who get's that honor?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2014 02:00 PM (t3UFN)

19 the kid will be in day care ASAP. Chelsea has important things to do, and putting an audience to sleep is more important than putting a baby to sleep.

Posted by: mallfly at April 17, 2014 02:00 PM (bJm7W)

20 Another vote in the 'this hurts Hillary' category. "Grandma" does not translate to "leader of the free world."

/of course, 'inexperienced black socialist one term senators" does not either, so obviously i know nothing at all.

Posted by: shibumi who is exceptionally cynical today at April 17, 2014 02:00 PM (25HWz)

21 Do you suppose PaPa Clinton will take the young one out and show him how to hunt cooter?

Posted by: johnd01 at April 17, 2014 02:00 PM (ukNFU)

22 This was timed to the month, either that or it's incredible serendipity for Hillary. She'll have thousands of pics of herself as doting grandma rather than bimbo-eruption hatchet woman or cowering Benghazi failure.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 17, 2014 02:00 PM (ZshNr)

23 It must be a miracle, or maybe Chelsea will just wait and have a late term abortion. It would be the kind of thing her ma and Obozo would be proud of.

Posted by: Killerdog at April 17, 2014 02:00 PM (OIlFO)

24 Chelsea and the father, Happy Turkey Baster, have registered the upcoming child at FAO Schwarz.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 17, 2014 02:01 PM (APuJ7)

25 Well, if you think that Chelsea just so happened to get pregnant now, you're a fool and have no business commenting on this fine political blog. Everything the political Left does is carefully scripted and rehearsed.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2014 02:01 PM (nylF6)

26

The Donkey Party has worked hard to portray themselves as being...'young and hip'.

 

Running a Grandma for president doesn't fit this narrative.

Posted by: wheatie at April 17, 2014 02:01 PM (fAjDo)

27 Hey.... Chelsea baby... Can I help pick out the new Nanny? /wink wink...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 17, 2014 02:01 PM (84gbM)

28 Pretty sure this is fake.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at April 17, 2014 02:01 PM (ZPrif)

29 I don't think this should have any affect on her or anyone else running for office, but of course it may though usually indirectly. I suppose it will actually help her likability. But I think it could also influence her not to run. So no clue.

Posted by: SH at April 17, 2014 02:01 PM (gmeXX)

30 Of course it helps her. Everybody loves a grammie.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 17, 2014 02:01 PM (oMKp3)

31 Just a clump of cells, amirite? Though it's never too soon to start its presidential campaign rolling....

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2014 02:01 PM (IdOTf)

32 Imagine the stories the kid will hear about the time grandma climbed Mount Everest.

Posted by: Shannow at April 17, 2014 02:01 PM (SuF6A)

33 Look at all the gossip rags in the check out lane at the supermarket and how it's always a big deal when a celebrity has a kid. The LIVs eat it up.

So yeah, the Clintons will get some mileage out of this with the LIV crowd I predict.

Didn't know until today that Chelsea's husband's father did 5 years in lock up for fraud related activities. But somehow I was not surprised seeing as he is a (D).

That part won't be reported in the gossip rags I'm afraid.

Posted by: Iasonas at April 17, 2014 02:01 PM (FHNkr)

34 America need more Clinton. s/

Posted by: Aviator at April 17, 2014 02:02 PM (3rrMW)

35 First story Hillary will tell her grandchild?

Chelsea and the Turkey Baster.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2014 02:02 PM (mJqIh)

36 30 Of course it helps her. Everybody loves a grammie. --- Did I feed the baby candy all day? WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?!?

Posted by: Grammie Hill at April 17, 2014 02:02 PM (APuJ7)

37 Running a Grandma for president doesn't fit this narrative. Posted by: wheatie at April 17, 2014 06:01 PM (fAjDo) Sarah Palin is a grandma I hit. Not so much with Hillary unless it was with my pickup truck.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2014 02:02 PM (HVff2)

38
Jenna Bush Hager ‏@JennaBushHager

Congratulations @ChelseaClinton! Welcome to the best club in the world. Mamahood is wonderful. Xx



Big tent!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 17, 2014 02:02 PM (kdS6q)

39 How do we know it isn't Hillary who is actually preggers? I've yet to see any evidence that the kid is Chelsea's.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at April 17, 2014 02:02 PM (3a584)

40 Just a blob in Chelsea's stomach, right Hill?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 17, 2014 02:02 PM (uhAkr)

41 They finally got the turkey baster to stay rigid?

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 17, 2014 02:03 PM (ZshNr)

42 I thought they believe in unrestricted abortion.

Oh right. That's for everyone else.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2014 02:03 PM (K4ojn)

43 Of course a 2-yr old baby helps hillary! Just picture it: hillary holding the baby, looking loving and nurturing, associated with child-bearing (i.e., fruitfulness, youth), instead of a cold, dried up miserable old hag.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2014 02:03 PM (nylF6)

44 Chelsea was ordered to get pregnant.

Posted by: Madamex at April 17, 2014 02:03 PM (vaWdD)

45 The 16-week-old fetus has been signed to a six-figure deal to host a new MSNBC show. Ace you magnificent bastage.

Posted by: U.N. at April 17, 2014 02:03 PM (fsLdt)

46

30 Of course it helps her. Everybody loves a grammie.

 

You think so?

 

I guess it does sort of soften her 'shrill harpie' image.

Posted by: wheatie at April 17, 2014 02:03 PM (fAjDo)

47 Chelsea and the Turkey Baster. ******* Over my dead bo...oh, wait.

Posted by: Webb Hubbel at April 17, 2014 02:04 PM (vgIRn)

48 At any rate, congratulations to Mr. And Mrs. Chelsea. Babies are a wonderful gift.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 17, 2014 02:04 PM (oMKp3)

49 Turkey baster FTW!

Posted by: --- at April 17, 2014 02:04 PM (MMC8r)

50 Let's get this rolling now: Chelsea is just faking the pregnancy to cover for her mom's real pregnancy.

Posted by: johnd01 at April 17, 2014 02:04 PM (ukNFU)

51 By the way: "what difference does it make?"

Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2014 02:04 PM (K4ojn)

52 >>Chelsea and the Turkey Baster. Nothing else could stay stiff enough, long enough.

Posted by: Aviator at April 17, 2014 02:04 PM (3rrMW)

53 Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2014 06:03 PM (nylF6) Nope.... will turn off a lot of the Man vote... but hell... she wasn't gonna get much of that anyway... Just Metros, Gheys, and Mamma's boys.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2014 02:05 PM (84gbM)

54 Grannies are supposed be to be home baking cookies and standing by their men.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2014 02:05 PM (DmNpO)

55 Anybody blame the pregnancy on a YouTube video?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 17, 2014 02:05 PM (uhAkr)

56 Web Hubbel's DNA survives another generation.

Posted by: Behind Enemy Lines at April 17, 2014 02:05 PM (thLL8)

57 George Bush's daughter married Sammy Hager?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2014 02:05 PM (nylF6)

58 "Chelsea has reported it kicking, for which the unborn child has received a Walter Cronkite Excellence in Journalism award"

They're keeping the Nobel Peace Prize on hold until after the delivery.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 17, 2014 02:05 PM (noWW6)

59 I'm curious... how many siblings does Mr. Chelsea have?

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 17, 2014 02:05 PM (UypUQ)

60 Is it going to be a boy?

Posted by: Hollyweird Pederasty Not To Be Confused With The Patriarchy at April 17, 2014 02:05 PM (1CroS)

61 I think this might backfire actually. They're starting to sound like a dynasty, and I think America still is not a fan of dynasties.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at April 17, 2014 02:05 PM (HDwDg)

62
"Chelsea is likely to be around 12 weeks along"




So, for another 28 weeks we can still kill it if we want to.

Posted by: Abortion Supporters

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 17, 2014 02:05 PM (kdS6q)

63 Chuck Schumer assures me that they'll observe China's one-child policy.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 17, 2014 02:05 PM (ZshNr)

64 During the debates Hillary will be wearing the child in a papoose on her head.

Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2014 02:06 PM (fsLdt)

65 Chris Stevens, Tyrone Woods, Sean Smith and Glen Doherty were somebody's babies also.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2014 02:06 PM (K4ojn)

66 MSNBC speculates on the presumptive presidential nominees of 2054

Posted by: Harry Reid at April 17, 2014 02:06 PM (pf+hU)

67 Nothing could help that old hag.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at April 17, 2014 02:06 PM (/IQip)

68

So we can't still call her "Bitch of Benghazi" because she's a granny now?

 

Posted by: wheatie at April 17, 2014 02:07 PM (fAjDo)

69 It will help her; unless she eats the baby.

Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at April 17, 2014 02:07 PM (aA2hG)

70 and I think America still is not a fan of dynasties. Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 17, 2014 06:05 PM (HDwDg) Really????

Posted by: the GOPe who want Jeb Bush to run at April 17, 2014 02:07 PM (84gbM)

71 58 "Chelsea has reported it kicking, for which the unborn child has received a Walter Cronkite Excellence in Journalism award" They're keeping the Nobel Peace Prize on hold until after the delivery. --- Still more qualified for the award than Obama...

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 17, 2014 02:07 PM (APuJ7)

72 Hillary will be co-Mothering the child. Two for one!

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 17, 2014 02:07 PM (ZshNr)

73 And so if someone covertly doses her with an abortifacient would that be a crime?

Posted by: D-Lamp at April 17, 2014 02:07 PM (bb5+k)

74 MSNBC speculates on the presumptive presidential nominees of 2054 * ** tee hee

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2014 02:07 PM (DmNpO)

75 Helps, absolutely helps her. She's a celebrity type candidate who can seem a bit robotic/detached/harsh, and this makes her more "real". LIVs, who will decide the election again, will love it. Just like seeing a celebritem on ET. 

Posted by: RM at April 17, 2014 02:07 PM (fRppw)

76 It doesn't matter, really. hillary clinton will succeed obama.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2014 02:07 PM (nylF6)

77 59 I'm curious... how many siblings does Mr. Chelsea have? --- None that I know of. That's why I liked them to blow me.

Posted by: Bill at April 17, 2014 02:07 PM (APuJ7)

78 Hillary looks like she has been rode hard and put away wet on more than one occasion. What a hag, if she was a horse she would not be fit for dog food. Chelsea's a chip off the old hag.

Posted by: Killerdog at April 17, 2014 02:08 PM (OIlFO)

79 Old and Busted: Hillary the Humpback

New hotness: Grandma Gizzard

Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2014 02:08 PM (K4ojn)

80 A Dingo might eat her baby.

Posted by: Behind Enemy Lines at April 17, 2014 02:08 PM (thLL8)

81 FoxNews is reporting the anti-Jew flyers were disinfo passed out by the pro-Ukraine side to frame the pro-Russian separatists.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at April 17, 2014 02:08 PM (ZPrif)

82 This country needs a Grandma! Vote Hillary!

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 17, 2014 02:09 PM (ZshNr)

83 Chelsea has reported it kicking The thing in her stomach is kicking? The blob?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 17, 2014 02:09 PM (uhAkr)

84 Is Chelsea still married?

Posted by: Taco Shack at April 17, 2014 02:09 PM (C+qQ0)

85 - First - Mazeltov, Chelsea! Prayers for a worry-free, complication-free pregnancy and a day that yields a healthy mother with a healthy baby Second - Pelosi has grandkids, I'm not sure if Elizabeth Warren has any papooses back at the tipi and Sarah Palin is a grandmother. My initial impression is that it's no big deal to Hillarity! But, then, there's a chance that The Left could make 'Ol' Grandma Hill' a part of the primaries -like Willy Horton. and who wouldn't pay to hear Hillary refer to herself as "Mammy" at a black fundraiser.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at April 17, 2014 02:09 PM (4CVLy)

86 I'd like to give her an award just for inking the deal for that show.  On that... cable channel thing.

Posted by: Zombie Walter Cronkite at April 17, 2014 02:09 PM (MNq6o)

87 83 Chelsea has reported it kicking The thing in her stomach is kicking? The blob? --- Beware of the Blob *dah dah dah dah * Beware of the Blob *doo doo doo doo* Beware of the Blob...

Posted by: Cheesy 50s Horror Film at April 17, 2014 02:10 PM (APuJ7)

88 Posted by: the GOPe who want Jeb Bush to run at April 17, 2014 06:07 PM (84gbM) heh. See, my case in point .

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at April 17, 2014 02:10 PM (HDwDg)

89 Bill Clinton once explained under oath that the best way to ensure insemination is to sling a shoe at your partner and hope that the overflow hits pay dirt.

Posted by: Fritz at April 17, 2014 02:10 PM (oJUxt)

90 "Does this help her or hurt her?"
___________________

Well, since it's one more thing for the press to talk with her about that doesn't relate or refer to her performance as Secretary of State or U.S. Senator, it helps her.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at April 17, 2014 02:10 PM (nnkXw)

91 Sad news about Chelsea Clinton, who died today after a name change to Ray.

Posted by: Ronan Farrow at April 17, 2014 02:10 PM (uhAkr)

92 OK, wikipedia says she is still married.

Posted by: Taco Shack at April 17, 2014 02:10 PM (C+qQ0)

93 So the flyers were fake.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 17, 2014 02:10 PM (ZPrif)

94 and who wouldn't pay to hear Hillary refer to herself as "Mammy" at a black fundraiser. --- Anyone else picturing Biden in blackface a la Al Jolson?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 17, 2014 02:11 PM (APuJ7)

95 Chelsea has reported it kicking Because he/she learned who it's mother is and wants out

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2014 02:11 PM (t3UFN)

96 Left to accuse Hilly of parading child a la Palin in....5...4...3...2...never.

Posted by: --- at April 17, 2014 02:11 PM (MMC8r)

97 Everybody loves a grammie.

There are exceptions.

http://tinyurl.com/p26u5ny


Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at April 17, 2014 02:11 PM (DL2i+)

98 This is not your grandmother's granddaughter.

Posted by: Krugman Friedman at April 17, 2014 02:11 PM (1CroS)

99 FoxNews is reporting the anti-Jew flyers were disinfo passed out by the pro-Ukraine side to frame the pro-Russian separatists. I called it, as usual, first.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2014 02:11 PM (nylF6)

100 Well, how do the feminists square that Chelsea 1. got married 2. stayed married 3. chose to have a baby in wedlock 4. is happy to announce said baby to world. I give her credit for rowing against the tide, particularly since she has endured the fabulous example of her father's devotion to her mother....Most women her age with her family history would have either become a lesbian or been incarcerated by now. Politics aside, I think she and her husband deserve congratulations for creating a traditional, nuclear family. May the baby be healthy and happy.

Posted by: Jen at April 17, 2014 02:12 PM (OPPHX)

101
Bill Clinton (@billclinton)

Excited to add a new line to my Twitter bio...grandfather-to-be! @hillaryclinton and I are so happy for Chelsea and Marc!




"BTW - when I hand out the cigars?  Funny story..."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 17, 2014 02:12 PM (kdS6q)

102 Like Nancy Pelosi, I have close confidants on the other side of the political spectrum.

One recently let down her guard, and I was somewhat shocked to hear this Pro-Choice woman proudly admit, that the aborted fetus of a Clinton or Obama was to be passed around like a communion wafer. Other aborted fetuses, not so much.

Ghouls...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 17, 2014 02:12 PM (AC0lD)

103 At least the story isn't about : Another Kennedy, American royalty.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 17, 2014 02:12 PM (SH7t3)

104 Is the baby running for president? Well, then my answer is who gives a fig. It's just the Democrats new "squirrel" for this election cycle. They'll throw it in the trash when they are done with it. Just like every other distraction.

This ain't fuckin American Idol or The Voice dumb-asses. Didn't you learn that after 8 years of this horror?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2014 02:12 PM (K4ojn)

105 11 The 16-week-old fetus has been signed to a six-figure deal to host a new MSNBC show. If it can make it 4 more weeks.. Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2014 05:59 PM (8D0/R) What do they call the guy who graduated last in his class from medical school?

Posted by: DM at April 17, 2014 02:12 PM (HEpy7)

106 1 "Chelsea Clinton announced there is a fetus inside her and she is leaning toward not aborting it." Posted by: Obama For-ks America at April 17, 2014 05:55 PM (e8kgV) ***** Comment #1, thread winner.

Posted by: Taco Shack at April 17, 2014 02:12 PM (C+qQ0)

107 It is too bad that Chelsea is being punished with a fetus/child/baby/scrap of flesh. She should kill it like EVERY other left-wing feminist wants her to.

Posted by: FEMINISM isn't Funny I HATE YOU at April 17, 2014 02:12 PM (Qp0nB)

108 Poor kid.  Hilary's cankles are going to be frightening to a baby.

Posted by: Dang at April 17, 2014 02:12 PM (MNq6o)

109

In which village will they reside?

Posted by: wth at April 17, 2014 02:12 PM (wAQA5)

110 69 **THREADWINNER**

Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at April 17, 2014 02:12 PM (uopHF)

111 Most women her age with her family history would have either become a lesbian or been incarcerated by now. --- Do you count as a lesbian if you are a post-op tranny?

Posted by: Chaz Bono at April 17, 2014 02:13 PM (APuJ7)

112 My immediate reaction to the flyers was they seemed fake, too. Too perfect.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 17, 2014 02:13 PM (ZPrif)

113 >>>98 This is not your grandmother's granddaughter. Posted by: Krugman Friedman ... HAH!

Posted by: ace at April 17, 2014 02:14 PM (/FnUH)

114 Did Chelsea have plastic surgery? I think they missed some spots.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 17, 2014 02:14 PM (ZshNr)

115 Will she breast feed ?

Posted by: Behind Enemy Lines at April 17, 2014 02:14 PM (thLL8)

116 You cannot put politics aside. The baby is a political pawn. I don't *question* the timing. I know damn well it was purposely timed for clinton's campaign.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2014 02:14 PM (nylF6)

117 115 Will she breast feed ? --- Will the baby need a blindfold to do so?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 17, 2014 02:14 PM (APuJ7)

118 Poor kid. Hilary's cankles are going to be frightening to a baby.

Posted by: Dang at April 17, 2014 06:12 PM (MNq6o)

...

Maybe a few bites will drain them.

Posted by: wth at April 17, 2014 02:15 PM (wAQA5)

119 FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States http://is.gd/IwKNX7

Posted by: toby928© at April 17, 2014 02:15 PM (QupBk)

120 My god they're spawning...

Posted by: Roadrunner at April 17, 2014 02:15 PM (C6wlM)

121 I imagine Hillary as Johnny Galecki's mother in Big Bang Theory.

Posted by: TOF at April 17, 2014 02:15 PM (PV2IU)

122 It has to help her. Becoming a grandmother reminds people that she is actually a human being. For Hilary Clinton, that is a good thing.


Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 17, 2014 02:15 PM (IN7k+)

123 "Multiple intelligence agencies confirmed that the militant Islamist organization and its numerous affiliates intend to carry out a massive, coordinated plan to stand aside and watch AmericaÂ’s increasingly rapid decline, with terrorist operatives across the globe reportedly mobilizing to take it easy, relax, and savor the spectacle as it unfolds."

Posted by: toby928© at April 17, 2014 02:16 PM (QupBk)

124 10 bucks that Janet Reno's the father.

Posted by: Roadrunner at April 17, 2014 02:16 PM (C6wlM)

125 Just remember: Sarah Palin bringing Trig on stage was shamelessly using her family as props and inviting Andrew Sullivan-level scrutiny. Hillary cuddling her grandchild for the cameras will be heartwarming and endearing. "She's the Grandmom-in-Chief!" the media will exclaim.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2014 02:16 PM (IdOTf)

126 On the plus side, I am looking forward to the DNA test on a very special episode of "Maury."

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 17, 2014 02:16 PM (AC0lD)

127 Holy crap. It's like V: The Final Battle. I bet she gives birth to alien twins.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2014 02:16 PM (K4ojn)

128 DM: "What do they call the guy who graduated last in his class from medical school?" Dr. Nick Riviera

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 17, 2014 02:16 PM (1CroS)

129 Is that an onion piece, toby?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2014 02:16 PM (nylF6)

130 It is amusing that so many people (including myself) immediately thought, "Hillary will eat that baby like a hamster on meth. Just gobble it down, bones and all."

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at April 17, 2014 02:16 PM (Qp0nB)

131 Congrats to to the father. I couldn't have pulled that off. He must have incredible will.

Posted by: People Corporation at April 17, 2014 02:17 PM (pf+hU)

132 I once shot a load at Reno, just to watch it die...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 17, 2014 02:17 PM (ZshNr)

133 This ain't fuckin American Idol or The Voice dumb-asses. Didn't you learn that after 8 years of this horror? Marcus, you're right. This is not American Idol. It's more like Survivor.

Posted by: Bill H at April 17, 2014 02:17 PM (3sZO1)

134 127 Holy crap. It's like V: The Final Battle. I bet she gives birth to alien twins. --- I'm sure that Chelsea's partner was staring through the one-way mirror with a look saying "You owe me for this..." just like the one on V.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 17, 2014 02:17 PM (APuJ7)

135 Scientific American has an article and a cave insect in Brazil. The female insect has the (barbed of course) penis. Copulation continues until the male releases sperm, basically to OWOWGETITOFFME.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 17, 2014 02:18 PM (6mYGI)

136 I think she should abort it on live T.V. for a fee, so everyone can see the beauty of being a liberal! All proceeds go to Hillary's Presidential fund.

Posted by: planned parenthood at April 17, 2014 02:18 PM (10H0T)

137 Hmmm... Seriously.... this will not help her with the youth vote... They ALL think Granny is Lame... and don't want to do what Granny says... Would you want YOUR Granny running the country???? Hell.... I wouldn't even want my Mom running the country...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2014 02:18 PM (84gbM)

138 Holy crap. It's like V: The Final Battle. I bet she gives birth to alien twins. You remember how I showed up right?

Posted by: Damien at April 17, 2014 02:18 PM (thLL8)

139 >Posted by:Brandon in Baton Rouge April 17, 2014 06:14 PM (APuJ7) <

Best laugh I had all day. Thx.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2014 02:18 PM (K4ojn)

140 Soothsayer.. yes it is.. sadly it's not satire.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at April 17, 2014 02:18 PM (/IQip)

141 Is that an onion piece, toby? You don't trust me?

Posted by: toby928© at April 17, 2014 02:18 PM (QupBk)

142

If it's a girl, Monica.

If it's a boy, Vince.

Posted by: wth at April 17, 2014 02:18 PM (wAQA5)

143 The youth vote don't care about the candidate. They get the Party drummed into their heads for years, then when they see Jay-Z on board, their mind is made up.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 17, 2014 02:19 PM (ZshNr)

144
At least the story isn't about : Another Kennedy, American royalty.
Posted by: nerdygirl



Sez u:

"For Democrats, this might be the equivalent of a royal baby on the way...."

Catalina Camia, USA TODAY

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 17, 2014 02:19 PM (kdS6q)

145 Congrats to to the father. I couldn't have pulled that off. He must have incredible will. Blind drunk or just blind.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2014 02:19 PM (8D0/R)

146 I can see the bumper stickers now:

"HILLARY and CHELSEA's BABY 2016!"

Posted by: RoadRunner at April 17, 2014 02:20 PM (B6PKC)

147 So, I'm assuming that the general consensus is that Hilary wasn't punished with a baby.

Posted by: Bill H at April 17, 2014 02:20 PM (3sZO1)

148 In case you missed it, later this year a TV movie will air, Madame Secretary. It's about the life and times of a great white woman sec of state (in the current time), starring, get this, Tea Leoni. Is she gonna have hillary's hair-do? I dunno, but I wouldn't bet my left nut against it. It's all planned. It's all scripted. It's all bullshit.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2014 02:20 PM (nylF6)

149 Well, by the time this young un is old enough to run for office there will be no America left. No worries folks.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at April 17, 2014 02:20 PM (/IQip)

150 Just imagine if it looks like the mother or grandmother. They can dress it in a clown suit and sell it to Ringling Brothers.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2014 02:20 PM (K4ojn)

151

"This ain't fuckin American Idol or The Voice dumb-asses. Didn't you learn that after 8 years of this horror?"

 

Sorry to burst your bubble, Marcus, but it most surely IS American Idol or The Voice. We did learn that this past election, only too well.

Posted by: RM at April 17, 2014 02:20 PM (fRppw)

152 I don't think it helps Hildabeast 1) she's old. That's what being a granny means. 2) the stalwarts of the Dem party are single women who think babies are a punishment.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 17, 2014 02:21 PM (uhAkr)

153 I wonder what date they penciled in for the divorce? Think of the press and....single mom!

Posted by: Behind Enemy Lines at April 17, 2014 02:21 PM (thLL8)

154 Chelsea Clinton? The one who bemoaned the fact that her grandmother couldn't get an abortion ("did not have access to services that are so crucial that Planned Parenthood helps provide”)? That Chelsea Clinton?

Posted by: obladioblada at April 17, 2014 02:21 PM (w6/EI)

155 48 At any rate, congratulations to Mr. And Mrs. Chelsea. Babies are a wonderful gift. Posted by: grammie winger at April 17, 2014 06:04 PM (oMKp3) To liberals they are props.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 17, 2014 02:21 PM (0c1Vu)

156 Didn't Nostradamus warn us about this?

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at April 17, 2014 02:21 PM (L02KD)

157 At the photo op, she'll have to remember to not unhinge her jaw and swallow it whole.

Posted by: --- at April 17, 2014 02:21 PM (MMC8r)

158 Yes, Tea Leoni will resemble (the cheek bones, epsecially) hillary clinton. And, no, there will be no mention of Benghazi unless it's totes pro-hillary.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2014 02:22 PM (nylF6)

159 If it gets close, they'll announce Chelsea and family will be moving into the WH in event of a Hillary win. An infant in the White House! I can hear the "Squeeeeeeeeeeeee"'s already.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 17, 2014 02:22 PM (ZshNr)

160 I used to think, what self respecting man would marry that ogre? Then I saw a picture of him. I'm starting to think she got the raw end of the deal.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2014 02:22 PM (0LHZx)

161
"As Chelse made her announcement, in attendance here were several longtime and loyal Hillary Clinton aides, including Huma Abedin, who is so close to the family she is described as ChelseaÂ’s big sister. Off stage, Hillary, Chelsea and Abedin hugged each other and laughed as they celebrated the news."

WaPo




*cough*



Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 17, 2014 02:22 PM (kdS6q)

162 You don't trust me? I don't know who to trust, anymore.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2014 02:22 PM (nylF6)

163 Lizzy@125, Yep. Safest bet in the history of Vegas. I'd love to see an avalanche of predictions for this in the Dextrosphere to outright tell the world of the coming setup and pointing out the historic hypocrisy about to be perpetrated. Even as the Right announces it's going to cover the hypocrisy, the Left and the MFM (BIRM) won't be able to help themselves in shutting up for a while to mute the charge.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 17, 2014 02:22 PM (1CroS)

164 Little talked about fact: grandmas don't poll well.

Most Americans find them annoying and smelly with "piss" being the first word that pops into mind when the word,  "grandma" is heard,  according to research.  "Shitty cookies" were also cited as a reason most who were surveyed gave for never visiting their grandmothers.

Posted by: Dang at April 17, 2014 02:23 PM (MNq6o)

165 Marc Mezvinsky? and Chelsea CLINTON? so... child going to be named Mezinsky? or Clinton?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2014 02:23 PM (84gbM)

166 I am a little unclear where liberals draw the line on what warrants a live birth or an abortion. Somebody help me out.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2014 02:23 PM (K4ojn)

167 Bevel.. wish you were right.. but see.. they will now do a total 180 on that bullshit.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at April 17, 2014 02:24 PM (/IQip)

168 They can dress it in a clown suit and sell it to Ringling Brothers.
Posted by: Marcus T

Pass.

Posted by: Ringling Brothers at April 17, 2014 02:24 PM (MNq6o)

169 It helps. A lot of the resistance to Dim programs comes from retirees. This is a great opportunity for Hillary! to rebrand herself from screaming harridan to- doting, sweet, and yes, old but wise, oh so wise for she has learned soooo much through her experiences, much more than the callow young(er) men the GOP has arrayed against her- Grammy Hillary! I expect a series of "It's Hip to be Old" articles appearing in the MFM soon.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 17, 2014 02:25 PM (0cMkb)

170 165 Marc Mezvinsky? and Chelsea CLINTON? so... child going to be named Mezinsky? or Clinton? --- Maybe they will use Clinton as a middle name...

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 17, 2014 02:25 PM (APuJ7)

171 Marc Mezvinsky? and Chelsea CLINTON? so... child going to be named Mezinsky? or Clinton? You really have to ask?

Posted by: Bill H at April 17, 2014 02:25 PM (3sZO1)

172 So she s grandma... so what?

Posted by: Hansel & Gretel at April 17, 2014 02:25 PM (xmNjg)

173 so... child going to be named Mezinsky? or Clinton?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2014 06:23 PM (84gbM)



Oh, c'mon.  You know good and well it'll be hyphenated "Mezinsky-Clinton."

Posted by: Country Singer at April 17, 2014 02:25 PM (sBXOp)

174

U.S. Sen. Harry Reid on Thursday called supporters of Bunkerville rancher Cliven Bundy “domestic terrorists” because they defended him against a Bureau of Land Management cattle roundup with guns and put their children in harm’s way.

 

Posted by: The Jackhole at April 17, 2014 02:25 PM (nTgAI)

175 I am a little unclear where liberals draw the line on what warrants a live birth or an abortion. Somebody help me out. Live birth if it survives 48 hours in the linen closet.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2014 02:26 PM (8D0/R)

176 Any conservative that debates Hillary needs to congratulate her on being a "great grandmother" to remind everyone of her age.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 17, 2014 02:27 PM (AC0lD)

177 I made Twitchy (kinda proud of this one): #ClintonBabyNames Fannie Mae if it's a girl, Freddie Mac if it's a boy.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 17, 2014 02:27 PM (1UzRc)

178 Ever the dutiful daughter, Chelsea becomes pregnant just in time for some baby-snuggling on the campaign trail/

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2014 02:27 PM (DmNpO)

179
so... child going to be named Mezinsky? or Clinton?
Posted by: Romeo13




"Rosemary's...."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 17, 2014 02:27 PM (kdS6q)

180 Didn't they already do a movie on this already? Something with Woody Allens ex - spouse?

Posted by: Havildar - Major at April 17, 2014 02:27 PM (kduZC)

181 You cannot put politics aside. The baby is a political pawn. I don't *question* the timing. I know damn well it was purposely timed for clinton's campaign. Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2014 06:14 PM (nylF6) I can actually put this thread aside. The remarks here about Chelsea Clinton are actually pretty disgusting and remind me of the endless horrific slings thrown at Sarah Palin's children, including Bristol when she was pregnant(out of wedlock, I might add). Chelsea Clinton has had no more effect on the state of politics in this country than Bristol Palin did. I have no problems with snarking about Hillary using the baby for political gain, as that is what she has proven to do.(The famous photo on the beach of she and Bill dancing after the affair with Monica was disclosed). But I have always felt that until the children of politicians actually begin opining on policy, become politically active(and campaigning for your mom doesn't qualify), etc. they should be hands off. They have no responsibility nor power over what their parents do.

Posted by: Jen at April 17, 2014 02:28 PM (OPPHX)

182 so... child going to be named Mezinsky? or Clinton? Posted by: Romeo13


(Insert first name here) Clinton-Mezinsky.  Liberals think that shit makes them sound like titled royalty or some such nonsense.

Posted by: Dang at April 17, 2014 02:28 PM (MNq6o)

183 179 "Rosemary's...." ////////////////////////// hahahah you got me by one!

Posted by: Havildar - Major at April 17, 2014 02:28 PM (kduZC)

184 I am a little unclear where liberals draw the line on what warrants a live birth or an abortion. Somebody help me out. Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2014 06:23 PM (K4ojn) Me thinks that with the advances in pre-natal medicine that Dr Gosnell represents, I don't think the liberals know themselves. There isn't a talking point that covers that yet.

Posted by: Bill H at April 17, 2014 02:28 PM (3sZO1)

185 >>In case you missed it, later this year a TV movie will air, Madame Secretary. God, they're not even trying to be subtle anymore. PBS had the ultimate Hillary-like drama years ago, "The Politician's Wife." It was quite good, and at least the fictional wife managed to get her philandering hubby sent off to some small African nation as an ambassador before getting herself elected.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2014 02:28 PM (IdOTf)

186 Hmmm.... so his dad was a Politician... and not wealthy... The Clintons started out dirt poor... Yet somehow... both became rich as Politicians... enough so that their kids (his net worth is 15 million)... just bought a 10.5 million New York Apartment... Obama.... started out dirt poor.... somehow through Politics he is now a worth Millions... How has the country gotten to the point, where the BEST path to wealth, is Politics?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2014 02:28 PM (84gbM)

187 If I'm old enough to be a grandfather, Hillary is old enough to be a great-grandmother.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 17, 2014 02:28 PM (V70Uh)

188 It's going to take Huma and me to raise her.

Posted by: Hillary Village Rodham at April 17, 2014 02:29 PM (o44nj)

189

174 U.S. Sen. Harry Reid on Thursday called supporters of Bunkerville rancher Cliven Bundy “domestic terrorists”...

 

Well, we knew that was coming.

Posted by: wheatie at April 17, 2014 02:29 PM (fAjDo)

190 In the long run it will hurt Hillary, by December of 2020, even the press will be sick of every single speech being prefaced by her stating she is a grandmother. Of course by that time, the Department of Anti-Triggering will have sent us all to reeducation for being against Grandmother's for among other things opposing the creation of said Department

Posted by: Roy at April 17, 2014 02:29 PM (wdHQo)

191 In this day and age, grandmothers are not old. Too many girls have babies before they finish high school and if that child follows mom's example granny may be less than 40 y/o. Hillary may indeed be helped by this.

Posted by: Retread at April 17, 2014 02:29 PM (cHwk5)

192

The fetus has been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Posted by: Max Entropy at April 17, 2014 02:29 PM (cgtTL)

193 If it's a girl, she'll be married off to Prince George, heir to the British throne. If it's a boy, he'll be married off to Prince George, heir to the British throne.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 17, 2014 02:29 PM (Ec6wH)

194

When the baby is born, Grandma and Grandpa might actually be in the same room together for the first time in years.

Posted by: wth at April 17, 2014 02:29 PM (wAQA5)

195 Chelsea better hope for a masculine child, otherwise Huma will end up covertly razoring off the kid's clitoris - since she's "so close to the family". Oh wait, am I not supposed to talk about how muslim women end up chopping or slicing off clitori? And how Huma is a member in good standing with the Muslim Brotherhood? If Chelsea loves her kid, she'd avoid her mom and that maliciously evil "big sister" of Hilary's.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at April 17, 2014 02:30 PM (Qp0nB)

196 I am a little unclear where liberals draw the line on what warrants a live birth or an abortion. Somebody help me out. Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2014 06:23 PM (K4ojn) It depends on the age of Reason.... so for Liberals? like 50 years old...

Posted by: Greek Philosophy updated at April 17, 2014 02:30 PM (84gbM)

197 U.S. Sen. Harry Reid on Thursday called supporters of Bunkerville rancher Cliven Bundy “domestic terrorists” because they defended him against a Bureau of Land Management cattle roundup with guns and put their children in harm’s way. I suppose potential 2016 front runner Ted Cruz is ok with that outrageous statement.

Posted by: Behind Enemy Lines at April 17, 2014 02:30 PM (thLL8)

198 I made Twitchy (kinda proud of this one): #ClintonBabyNames Fannie Mae if it's a girl, Freddie Mac if it's a boy. Posted by: AmishDude at April 17, 2014 06:27 PM (1UzRc) **high five**

Posted by: Bill H at April 17, 2014 02:30 PM (3sZO1)

199 So she s grandma... so what?

Posted by: Hansel & Gretel at April 17, 2014 06:25 PM (xmNjg)


Quick, somebody photo-shop a pic of Hillary as she was dodging that thrown shoe the other day with a domestic scene involving a crib!


Creepy

Posted by: Sharkman at April 17, 2014 02:30 PM (TM1p8)

200 Hey Grandma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdI7uqCBKd0

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 17, 2014 02:30 PM (AaZet)

201 This is a political blog, first and foremost. A blog for shits and giggles, second. And, lastly, a blog for playing online grab-ass. (You know who you are).

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2014 02:30 PM (nylF6)

202 Any conservative that debates Hillary needs to congratulate her on being a "great grandmother" to remind everyone of her age. “I’d like to offer my support to my opponent. I absolutely do not believe the rumors in the scurrilous media that she had her grandson’s twin hidden in the basement in an iron mask.”

Posted by: Stephen Price Dumas at April 17, 2014 02:31 PM (WX3R9)

203 156 Didn't Nostradamus warn us about this? "The Cankle and Bubba's scion shall calve, and this sign shall make the Elephant choose a fat man or a blue blood as their bannerman."

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 17, 2014 02:31 PM (uhAkr)

204 When the baby is born, Grandma and Grandpa might actually be in the same room together for the first time in years. Posted by: wth

I see a schedule conflict...

Posted by: Dang at April 17, 2014 02:31 PM (MNq6o)

205 Helps.  America loves babies, especially prince-lings.  Plus it gives them another opportunity to play the war-on-teh-womens card  (how dare you imply it might be bad for Hillary! to be a granny when so male presidents have been pappies?!)

Posted by: not the mama at April 17, 2014 02:31 PM (5dxeo)

206 Imagine the stories the kid will hear about the time grandma climbed Mount Everest.

...while taking sniper fire.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 17, 2014 02:31 PM (yv+63)

207 >> I am a little unclear where liberals draw the line on what warrants a live birth or an abortion. Honestly, it's whether or not the mother wants it.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2014 02:32 PM (IdOTf)

208 Didn't Nostradamus warn us about this? Either him or it was in Revelation somewhere.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 17, 2014 02:32 PM (0HooB)

209 If it's a boy, I know some parties in Honolulu it will be invited to.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 17, 2014 02:32 PM (uhAkr)

210 Indeed, Retread. I was a grandmother at 39.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at April 17, 2014 02:32 PM (/IQip)

211 But I have always felt that until the children of politicians actually begin opining on policy, become politically active(and campaigning for your mom doesn't qualify), etc. they should be hands off. They have no responsibility nor power over what their parents do.

Posted by: Jen at April 17, 2014 06:28 PM (OPPHX)


We talking about the same Chelsea Clinton that was employed by NBC and recently stated that she was open to running for office? 


And I would agree with you this: "They have no responsibility nor power over what their parents do," if we were talking about a minor.  But we're not.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 17, 2014 02:33 PM (sBXOp)

212 Just think of how many Democrat votes Hillary will pick up if Celsea aborts it right now, on live television hosted by Baba Wawa.

Posted by: Max Entropy at April 17, 2014 02:33 PM (cgtTL)

213 Chelsea Clinton is/was a media figure who injected herself into professional partisan politics long ago. Not mentioning her butt-face might be polite, but it's like not mentioning Chris Christie's weight, you just know it's gonna come up, might as well get done with it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 17, 2014 02:33 PM (ZshNr)

214 I am a little unclear where liberals draw the line on what warrants a live birth or an abortion. They DON'T. Ever.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at April 17, 2014 02:33 PM (Qp0nB)

215 Imagine the stories the kid will hear about the time grandma climbed Mount Everest.

...while taking sniper fire.
Posted by: tu3031

On the way to dumping a body in Ft. Marcy Park.

Posted by: Dang at April 17, 2014 02:33 PM (MNq6o)

216 >> Does this help her or hurt her? << I'd say help. There's no doubt that this was focus group tested before any attempts at impregnation were OK'd.

Posted by: rockhead at April 17, 2014 02:33 PM (jtTKf)

217 This is one case where I support abortionÂ…...

Posted by: redguy at April 17, 2014 02:34 PM (d8wEw)

218 Honestly, it's whether or not the mother wants it. Much like why the left made apologies for Andrea Yates

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 17, 2014 02:34 PM (uhAkr)

219 Damien, The Omen III

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 17, 2014 02:34 PM (V70Uh)

220

We had a 'Blood Moon' a couple of days ago, on April 15th.

 

Al Qaeda held a convention in Yemen, on April 15th.

 

What do these two things have to do with each other?

 

The muslim calendar is based on the Moon.

They see the moon as a harbinger of things to come...and moon 'events' as a signal of when to act.

 

So tell us again, Hillary, how "Al Qaeda is on the run".

 

Posted by: wheatie at April 17, 2014 02:35 PM (fAjDo)

221 Incidentally, hillary is 66.5 y.o. And Chelsea is 34 y.o. hillary had chelsea when she was 33 and, look, here's chelsea pregnant at 34 And I'll tell you right now, Chelsea is only having one baby. Like her mother, Chelsea doesn't really want a baby, but it's a necessary politically shrewd move to do so at this time.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2014 02:35 PM (nylF6)

222 I hope they give the baby an Ipad from day one. Then Lego's.

Posted by: Behind Enemy Lines at April 17, 2014 02:35 PM (thLL8)

223 The baby's first word will be "bossy"

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 17, 2014 02:36 PM (Ec6wH)

224 Hillary, like Quilted Northern, is soft and strong.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2014 02:36 PM (DmNpO)

225 OT from Fox...

FOX NEWS POLL finds that 49 percent of American voters think the IRS targeted conservative groups at the request of the White House, and most want Congress to keep investigating the matter.

Posted by: Dang at April 17, 2014 02:37 PM (MNq6o)

226 steyn said we now know who the dem candidate for president will be in 2052

Posted by: thunderb also dickless rapper at April 17, 2014 02:37 PM (zOTsN)

227 So, yeah, hillary clinton will be 68 on election day when she wins in 2016. Incidentally, Ronald Reagan, who was "way too old" to be president they cried, was 69.75 y.o when he was elected in 1980.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2014 02:37 PM (nylF6)

228 I hope Chelsea doesn't plan on calling Mom at 3:00am complaining the baby is keeping her up.

Posted by: wth at April 17, 2014 02:37 PM (wAQA5)

229 210 Indeed, Retread. I was a grandmother at 39.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at April 17, 2014 06:32 PM (/IQip)


A few years ago, I was at the town bar, met a beer goggle cute 30 year old with four kids who was a grandmother.


Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 17, 2014 02:38 PM (AC0lD)

230 >>>"Grandma Hillary." Well she's looked the part for about a decade.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Now Posting From Chrome at April 17, 2014 02:39 PM (0q2P7)

231 in case no one said this already, if Hillary! runs for Pres in 2016, she will be using the baby for endless political purposes, eg, why we need guaranteed health care, child care, pre-kindergarten, more teachers and teaching assistants and expensive hi tech stuff in every class room, healthy school lunches, athletic programs that encourage cooperation instead of competition, saving the planet from climate change, on and on. I'm not a leftist so there's some limit to how many cliches and talking points I can remember in one comment.

Posted by: mallfly at April 17, 2014 02:39 PM (bJm7W)

232 Let me put it this way: If this baby in any way hurt hillary clinton's chance to steal the White House in 2016, do you really believe it would be happening?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2014 02:39 PM (nylF6)

233 228 I hope Chelsea doesn't plan on calling Mom at 3:00am complaining the baby is keeping her up. "Mom, the baby's got a 104 fever and is spitting up. Should I give her an alcohol bath?" "At this point, what difference does it make?"

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 17, 2014 02:39 PM (Ec6wH)

234 Hey, you make it a joke, but Chelsea Clinton's fetus really is already smarter than every one of MSNBC's on-air personalities.

Posted by: Yancey Ward at April 17, 2014 02:39 PM (RGR0F)

235 O/T Nothing says Agenda 21 living like your new home being delivered by UPS. http://tinyurl.com/qdxvw2q

Posted by: Behind Enemy Lines at April 17, 2014 02:39 PM (thLL8)

236 Helps her. People can dislike moms. People like grandmas. Dems loved grandma Richards. They like grandma Clinton just fine. Plus the press that covers MH370 for weeks without new developments will love to cover the pregnancy, birth, and firsts of the Clinton heir like they cover the Kennedys.

Posted by: Leland at April 17, 2014 02:39 PM (3R7WS)

237 Speaking of Granny, somebody with some skills needs to photoshop a picture of the Beverly Hillbillies driving into Beverly (hills that is) with Bill (Jed), Hillary (Granny), Chelsea (ellie may), and smiling Joe Biden(Jethro, of course).  Pretty please?

Posted by: not the mama at April 17, 2014 02:39 PM (5dxeo)

238 Honestly, it's whether or not the mother wants it.

Much like why the left made apologies for Andrea Yates

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 17, 2014 06:34 PM (uhAkr)



Only God, and Liberals, can create life merely by wishing it to be life.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 17, 2014 02:40 PM (TM1p8)

239 224 Hillary, like Quilted Northern, is soft and strong.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2014 06:36 PM (DmNpO)
Nice and stroft. Nice and stroft.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 17, 2014 02:40 PM (AaZet)

240

221...And I'll tell you right now, Chelsea is only having one baby. Like her mother, Chelsea doesn't really want a baby, but it's a necessary politically shrewd move to do so at this time.

 

----------

 

But it can't be just an ordinary grandbaby.

 

This one will have to be...The First Gay Grandbaby.

 

Posted by: wheatie at April 17, 2014 02:40 PM (fAjDo)

241 Hillary, like Quilted Northern, is soft and strong. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse and smeared with shit

Posted by: thunderb also dickless rapper at April 17, 2014 02:41 PM (zOTsN)

242 than every one of MSNBC's on-air personalities.
Posted by: Yancey Ward at April 17, 2014 06:39 PM (RGR0F)


Hell, Chelsea could have aborted the little punishment and that statement would still hold true.

Posted by: mugiwara at April 17, 2014 02:41 PM (3a584)

243 I hope Chelsea doesn't plan on calling Mom at 3:00am complaining the baby is keeping her up.

For that, she WOULD call in an air strike...

Posted by: tu3031 at April 17, 2014 02:41 PM (yv+63)

244 I hope they give the baby an Ipad from day one. Then Lego's. A drum. Maybe more than one. Or any toy that makes a lot of annoying noise.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 17, 2014 02:41 PM (0HooB)

245 In fairness to Chelsea's kid I'm not going to joke about it being the antichrist.  But if it marries a Bush all bets are off.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at April 17, 2014 02:41 PM (L02KD)

246 This one will have to be...The First Gay Grandbaby. In due time...in due time.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2014 02:42 PM (nylF6)

247 "Mom, the baby's got a 104 fever and is spitting up. Should I give her an alcohol bath?" Bill would of course say "You should put some ice on that." (sorry to reply to my own bon mot)

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 17, 2014 02:42 PM (Ec6wH)

248
If this baby in any way hurt hillary clinton's chance to steal the White House in 2016, do you really believe it would be happening?
Posted by: Soothsayer




"A morning jogger at Fort Marcy Park found the body, along with a suicide note spelled out in alphabet blocks..."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 17, 2014 02:42 PM (kdS6q)

249 Posted by: Leland at April 17, 2014 06:39 PM (3R7WS) Likes them? sure... Wants them running things??? uh... no.... Grandma as Leader of the Free World? Commander in Chief? Staring down the Supervillain Vlad Putin??? Only place Granny does that is in bad comedy movies.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2014 02:43 PM (84gbM)

250 by the way, I went to see if there were any emails about this from "Ready for Hillary"... not yet, but there is a new book from Fauxahontis Warren: it's called "A Fighting Chance: For years, I have fought in every way I've known how to help us once again be the America that creates opportunities for anyone who works hard and plays by the rules. An America of accountability and fair play. An America that builds a future for not just some of our children, but for all of our children. An America where everyone gets what I got: a fighting chance. (I wonder if she mentions the rule that says a blue eyed blonde can work her way up the law school ladder by claiming to be a Cherokee Indian...)

Posted by: mallfly at April 17, 2014 02:43 PM (bJm7W)

251 best wishes to mom and baby and congrats to grandma and grandpa sincerely as to helping or hurting neither I think it changes nothing old biddies would vote for her regardless

Posted by: thunderb also dickless rapper at April 17, 2014 02:43 PM (zOTsN)

252 I'm in the camp who thinks EVERYTHING the left does is political. Talking about a sweet baby and not her abundant failures is a win. Look how idiots actually care about the royal baby.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 17, 2014 02:45 PM (Q6g1g)

253 The positives and negatives of this birthing cancel out when you consider we've had a colicky president for five years.

Posted by: Fritz at April 17, 2014 02:45 PM (oJUxt)

254 A few years ago, I was at the town bar, met a beer goggle cute 30 year old with four kids who was a grandmother. Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 17, 2014 06:38 PM (AC0lD) But would ya vote for her to run the country?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2014 02:45 PM (84gbM)

255 It will be the most historical and unprecedented Grandbaby of all time.

Posted by: MSM at April 17, 2014 02:46 PM (wAQA5)

256 Oh no! I wonder if Chelsea will give up her job as a top NBC journalist!

Posted by: Hamilton at April 17, 2014 02:46 PM (oMYHY)

257 Today, instead of talking about how horrible of a Sec State hillary was, we're talking about giving Donald fucking Trump the heave-ho. So, yeah.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2014 02:46 PM (nylF6)

258 Chelsea pregnant? I'm thinking this could be an inside job.

Posted by: Ron (government conspiracy) Paul at April 17, 2014 02:47 PM (1mtKP)

259

ABC Nightly News Saccharine story on Chelsea and baby.

 

Closing line (paraphrased):  There was one Clinton child that grew up in the White House.  Will history repeat itself?

 

No, nothing planned or coordinated.  They do not even need to.  The MSM will fall all over themselves to prostrate themselves before our new royalty. 

Posted by: rd at April 17, 2014 02:47 PM (N7QgG)

260 Bill is pickling the cigar as we speak!

Posted by: mugiwara at April 17, 2014 02:47 PM (3a584)

261 I thought Chelsea and her hubby were living apart very shortly after their marriage ?

Posted by: thunderb also dickless rapper at April 17, 2014 02:47 PM (zOTsN)

262 This one will have to be...The First Gay Grandbaby. In due time...in due time. At least until kindergarten when it's being subjected to gender stereotypes, like bathrooms, etc. They can milk this one for years.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 17, 2014 02:48 PM (pgQxn)

263 Please! Someone cut off my dick and push me off a tall building!

Posted by: Turk E. Baster at April 17, 2014 02:48 PM (hn5v5)

264 year old with four kids who was a grandmother. Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 17, 2014 06:38 PM (AC0lD) (84gbM) Just out of idle curiosityÂ….where was this?

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 17, 2014 02:48 PM (yz6yg)

265 Saved!

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 17, 2014 02:48 PM (yz6yg)

266 >>O/T- Nothing says Agenda 21 living like your new home being delivered by UPS. http://tinyurl.com/qdxvw2q The Guardian article Ace linked to has pictures f Chelsea's 10.5 million NYC apartment. Interesting to juxtapose with what the expect regular people to live in.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2014 02:48 PM (IdOTf)

267 Chelsea pregnant? I'm thinking this could be an inside job. kill me

Posted by: Turkey Baster at April 17, 2014 02:49 PM (pgQxn)

268 How is her metrosexual husband bearing up under his new monicker, "The Punisher"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 17, 2014 02:49 PM (HsTG8)

269 News Networks are fellating the fetus already.

 

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 17, 2014 02:50 PM (AC0lD)

270 Cuddly: Grandma
Not Cuddly: Grandma Hillary

Posted by: tu3031 at April 17, 2014 02:50 PM (yv+63)

271 Is there trouble in paradise for newlywed Chelsea Clinton and her husband Marc Mezvinsky? According to HollywoodLife.com, Marc left his job at an NYC hedge fund shortly before the holidays and moved to Jackson Hole, Wyoming in order to spend his days skiing. The only weird part? He reportedly did not bring along Chelsea, and only 5 months after their lavish wedding, the couple is living apart! Although Chelsea, 30, has been supposedly visiting her husband every few weeks, according to experts, this does not bode well for the couple's marriage.

Posted by: thunderb also dickless rapper at April 17, 2014 02:50 PM (zOTsN)

272 I hope the baby is black. That way, the twit on MSNBC can mock Chelsea the way she did Mitt Romney.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2014 02:51 PM (nylF6)

273 Turkey Baster is my retarded, Moslem cousin.

Posted by: Turk E. Baster at April 17, 2014 02:51 PM (hn5v5)

274 Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2014 06:45 PM (84gbM)  - Nah, when you can't even master birth control.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2014 06:48 PM (yz6yg)  - Canada. Sorry, but America has plenty of slutty young girls too.




Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 17, 2014 02:51 PM (AC0lD)

275 Doctor: "It's a girl!, who looks like a boy..."

Posted by: wth at April 17, 2014 02:51 PM (wAQA5)

276 TheBlaze ‏@theblaze 6m Harry Reid labels supporters of rancher Cliven Bundy “domestic terrorists”: http://www.theblaze.com Sen. Harry Reid (D-Nev.) claimed on Thursday that armed supporters of rancher Cliven Bundy are “domestic terrorists” and reckless individuals who put their families in danger. .. Speaking at a Las Vegas Review-Journal event, Reid was clear: “TheyÂ’re nothing more than domestic terrorists. I repeat: what happened there was domestic terrorism.” “It is an issue we cannot let go, just walk away from,” he added.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 17, 2014 02:52 PM (ZPrif)

277 - Canada. Sorry, but America has plenty of slutty young girls too. Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 17, 2014 06:51 PM (AC0lD) You happen to have their numbers?

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 17, 2014 02:52 PM (yz6yg)

278 Wonder if Wendy Davis will be sending a gift?....

Posted by: 2nd Amendment Mother at April 17, 2014 02:52 PM (L4CWX)

279 >>Posted by: thunderb also dickless rapper at April 17, 2014 06:50 PM (zOTsN) Good catch. The MSM rarely says anything unkind about Chelsea. I think it was only the Boston Globe that sl ipped up and reported her nervous breakdown after the Lewinsky scandal.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2014 02:52 PM (IdOTf)

280 Although Chelsea, 30, has been supposedly visiting her husband every few weeks, according to experts, this does not bode well for the couple's marriage. See my post upstream re: Deciding the divorce date for maximum effect.

Posted by: Behind Enemy Lines at April 17, 2014 02:52 PM (thLL8)

281 In the new September issue of Vogue, Marc calls Chelsea 'the yin to [his] yang', while she admits to wanting children 'in a couple of years, hopefully...God willing'. from Aug 2012 so, planned

Posted by: thunderb also dickless rapper at April 17, 2014 02:52 PM (zOTsN)

282 Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 17, 2014 06:51 PM (AC0lD) No small part of Obamacare is based on the idea that women can't figure out birth control.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at April 17, 2014 02:53 PM (HDwDg)

283

Helps her. People can dislike moms. People like grandmas. Dems loved grandma Richards. They like grandma Clinton just fine. Plus the press that covers MH370 for weeks without new developments will love to cover the pregnancy, birth, and firsts of the Clinton heir like they cover the Kennedys British Royalty. 

 

Posted by: Leland at April 17, 2014 06:39 PM (3R7WS)

 




---- After all, these are our new feudal masters.

Posted by: rd at April 17, 2014 02:53 PM (N7QgG)

284 I've got to go with everyone who says this helps. Babies make great campaign props, and it lessons to pro-abortion charge if she;s holding her grandchild.

Posted by: Lauren at April 17, 2014 02:53 PM (hFL/3)

285 Okay, I call bullshit. This guy says when he was 17 both he and his mother went to the FBI and LAPD and it "fell on deaf ears." I do not believe that. http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/bryan-singers-accuser-says-he-697244

Posted by: Pug Form 4868 at April 17, 2014 02:53 PM (8c12T)

286 So what you're saying is that Republicans want to take away my daughter's right to choose to get preggers without letting us know about it and then pay her 1/3 less than what a gay man gets for the same clerical job??

Posted by: Low Information Voter at April 17, 2014 02:53 PM (pmsMR)

287 Posted by: Pug Form 4868 at April 17, 2014 06:53 PM (8c12T) You don't believe that money could have bought both off?

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at April 17, 2014 02:54 PM (HDwDg)

288 282 Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 17, 2014 06:51 PM (AC0lD) No small part of Obamacare is based on the idea that women can't figure out birth control. Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 17, 2014 06:53 PM (HDwDg) Hmmm, that's why they are called.......oh never mind. Ettes aren't in that category

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2014 02:54 PM (HVff2)

289 No small part of Obamacare is based on the idea that women can't figure out birth control.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 17, 2014 06:53 PM (HDwDg)

No small part of the entire liberal social safety net is based on the idea that women can't figure out birth control.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 17, 2014 06:52 PM (yz6yg) - Sadly, no.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 17, 2014 02:55 PM (AC0lD)

290 I feel sorry for the kid. He is going on a long strange trip.

Posted by: freaked at April 17, 2014 02:55 PM (JdEZJ)

291 Vegas odds: Ultrasound girl: 3 to1 it lives. Ultrasound boy: 5 to 1 against.

Posted by: commentorior at April 17, 2014 02:55 PM (0JJY8)

292 >>“It is an issue we cannot let go, just walk away from,” he added. OK, so Reid is not going to let this go. Not good. The question is: how much is he pressuring BLM and/or the WH to Do Something about this pesky citizen? The head of BLM worked for Reid from 2003-2011.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2014 02:55 PM (IdOTf)

293 Yet another unfortunate example of the horrible consequences of playing "Turkey Baster Truth-or-Dare"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 17, 2014 02:55 PM (uRcOW)

294 Wrong thread, Pug Form.
Missed it by that much.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 17, 2014 02:55 PM (hn5v5)

295

Doctor: "It's a healthy baby boy!"

Bill: "Have a cigar!"

Doctor: "Um, no thanks."

Posted by: wth at April 17, 2014 02:56 PM (wAQA5)

296 Posted by: andycanuck at April 17, 2014 06:55 PM (hn5v5) Chuckle/snort

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2014 02:57 PM (HVff2)

297 Yeah, it's kind of a big deal if the leader of the United States Senate declares you a domestic terrorist.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 17, 2014 02:57 PM (ZPrif)

298 Better than average news:

"South CarolinaÂ’s top education leader announced on Monday that the Palmetto State is pulling out of the Common Core standardized testing group, Smarter Balanced."

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at April 17, 2014 02:57 PM (ujux6)

299 I feel sorry for the kid. He is going on a long strange trip.
And that's before he even gets born! It'll be worse after he pops out.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 17, 2014 02:58 PM (hn5v5)

300 Yeah, it's kind of a big deal if the leader of the United States Senate declares you a domestic terrorist. I wonder what a drone launched Hellfire feels like as it enters your keester?

Posted by: Behind Enemy Lines at April 17, 2014 02:58 PM (thLL8)

301 Brian Williams covered it in detail. He was filmed standing inside Chelsea's uterus. Seriously though Williams was all breathless about "Hillary will be a grandmother!" So Bill won't be a grandfather, Brian? Brian, take your fancy suit and your teleprompter and your fancy office and shove it all up your bullshitting propagandist ass you fucking piece of shit fucker.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 17, 2014 02:58 PM (oFCZn)

302 So, is she going to abort it like all good democrat women?

Posted by: Former Lurker at April 17, 2014 02:58 PM (4hp6w)

303 More on those fake flyers http://pressimus.com/Interpreter_Mag/press/2360

Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 17, 2014 02:59 PM (ZPrif)

304 297 Yeah, it's kind of a big deal if the leader of the United States Senate declares you a domestic terrorist. Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 17, 2014 06:57 PM (ZPrif) Gutless GOP won't call out the fucking occupy movement. Well, I know who I would want for a neighbor & it's not the folks Dingy Harry hangs with & supports

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2014 02:59 PM (HVff2)

305 Okay, I call bullshit. This guy says when he was 17 both he and his mother went to the FBI and LAPD and it "fell on deaf ears." I do not believe that. *** You mean like reports of Muslim terrorists living in Boston did?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2014 02:59 PM (DmNpO)

306 Doctor: The baby was so damned ugly I slapped the mother.

Posted by: Behind Enemy Lines at April 17, 2014 03:00 PM (thLL8)

307 >>Yeah, it's kind of a big deal if the leader of the United States Senate declares you a domestic terrorist. Remember all of those Congressmen and Senators, such as Cummings and Schumer, saying they wanted Tea Party groups investigated. And then they were. Reid is publicly calling for Bundy to be treated as a domestic terrorist. So....what happens next?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2014 03:00 PM (IdOTf)

308 297 Yeah, it's kind of a big deal if the leader of the United States Senate declares you a domestic terrorist. The FBI is going to arrest most of the groups who went on any charge they can find. My guess is we can look forward to endless 'drills' from DHS on rounding us all up.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 17, 2014 03:00 PM (uhAkr)

309 I wonder what a drone launched Hellfire feels like as it enters your keester? Posted by: Behind Enemy Lines at April 17, 2014 06:58 PM (thLL Is that an offer?

Posted by: Barney Frank [/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 17, 2014 03:01 PM (yz6yg)

310 I thought mules were sterile...

Posted by: testing at April 17, 2014 03:01 PM (9R4HJ)

311 You don't believe that money could have bought both off? Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 17, 2014 06:54 PM (HDwDg) I can't speak for the FBI, but no. I do have some knowledge of how this would be handled by LAPD and I say definitely no.

Posted by: Pug Form 4868 at April 17, 2014 03:01 PM (8c12T)

312 Okay, I call bullshit. This guy says when he was 17 both he and his mother went to the FBI and LAPD and it "fell on deaf ears." I do not believe that. http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/bryan-singers-accuser-says-he-697244 Posted by: Pug Form oh yeah? read about his earlier film, Apt Pupil, where he was sued by teen extras For Apt Pupil, Bryan Singer filmed a shower scene in which Todd Bowden, saturated with horrific stories from Kurt Dussander, imagines his fellow showering students as Jewish prisoners in gas chambers.[34] The scene was filmed at Eliot Middle School in Altadena, California on April 2, 1997, and two weeks later, a 14-year-old extra filed a lawsuit alleging that Singer forced him and other extras to strip naked for the scene. Two boys, 16 and 17-years-old each, later supported the 14-year-old's claim. The boys claimed trauma from the experience, seeking charges against the filmmakers including infliction of emotional distress, negligence, and invasion of privacy.[35] Allegations were made that the boys were filmed for sexual gratification.[36] The local news shows and national tabloid programs stirred the controversy. A sexual crimes task force that included local, state, and federal personnel investigated the incident. The Los Angeles District Attorney's office determined that there was no cause to file criminal charges,[28] stating, "The suspects were intent on completing a professional film as quickly and efficiently as possible. There is no indication of lewd or abnormal sexual intent."[36] The civil case was dismissed due to insufficient evidence.[37] The scene was filmed again with adult actors so the film could finish on time.[24] The lawsuit reflected "a recent cultural concern" about nudity in showers being connected to "sexual or erotic forms of gazing". The journal Body & Society wrote, "The ways in which the accusation that the director and other crew members identified as gay is seen to collapse gay identity into gay sexual behaviour, but the wholesale collapse of nudity into sexuality." The incident reflected the cultural trend that being gazed upon while naked would cause different forms of distress, threatening the "stability of the self as subject". This undermines the subject's ability to perform and as a result of the discomfort, brings more into question what the displayed nakedness is for.[34] this guy is famous for this behavior and he hung out with and threw parties with this guy According to the suit, the parties were well-known in Hollywood and attended by investors in Collin-Rector's company who lured young boys as part of a 'sordid sex ring'. Collins-Rector eventually faced justice himself, admitting in court in 2004 that he lured five minors across state lines for sexual purposes.

Posted by: thunderb also dickless rapper at April 17, 2014 03:01 PM (zOTsN)

313 Reid is publicly calling for Bundy to be treated as a domestic terrorist. So....what happens next? Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2014 07:00 PM (IdOTf) Reid tumbling out of a saddle riddled with bullets?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 17, 2014 03:02 PM (oFCZn)

314

Posted by: Pug Form 4868 at April 17, 2014 06:53 PM (8c12T)

 

The local police in an industry town ignored a complaint against an industry insider?

 

Clinton's FBI ignored a complaint against one of people in the Democrat's biggest contributor group?

 

Obviously there was nothing to the charges.  No reasons for them to not investigate. 

 

 

Posted by: rd at April 17, 2014 03:02 PM (N7QgG)

315 292 >>“It is an issue we cannot let go, just walk away from,” he added.

OK, so Reid is not going to let this go. Not good. The question is: how much is he pressuring BLM and/or the WH to Do Something about this pesky citizen? The head of BLM worked for Reid from 2003-2011.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2014 06:55 PM (IdOTf)


So I guess now those BLM guys with all their fancy toys are going to have to go in there guns a-blazing?  Those fuckers had NO idea they were going to face anything but cows, and one old man.  They were petrified when a bunch of patriots/terrorists showed up, ready to fucking DIE.


Or is Harry just going to send in the military on this one?


Fuck you, Searchlight Strangler. 

Posted by: Sharkman at April 17, 2014 03:02 PM (TM1p8)

316 Reid tumbling out of a saddle riddled with bullets? Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 17, 2014 07:02 PM (oFCZn) And by "saddle" do you mean "anus of a 16 year old boy"? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Barney Frank [/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 17, 2014 03:03 PM (yz6yg)

317 Huma may know someone with photography skills to take baby pictures.

Posted by: davidt at April 17, 2014 03:04 PM (nEIMV)

318 Posted by: Pug Form 4868 at April 17, 2014 07:01 PM (8c12T) Eh, I'm not expert, but it's been described that there's some sort of sphere of protection about this shit in Hollywood. But maybe that's just people hating Hollywood.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at April 17, 2014 03:04 PM (HDwDg)

319 Ya know the Clintons are just kind of tragic. TFG though is just plain evil.

Posted by: freaked at April 17, 2014 03:04 PM (JdEZJ)

320 Bundy Ranch: terrorism Fort Hood shooting: workplace violence

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2014 03:04 PM (DmNpO)

321 Or is Harry just going to send in the military on this one? Fuck you, Searchlight Strangler. Posted by: Sharkman at April 17, 2014 07:02 PM (TM1p We'll see how Posse Comitatus hold up on this one.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 17, 2014 03:04 PM (yz6yg)

322 Chelsea is being punished with a baby. She needs to go to Planned Parenthood--- right after she signs up for Obama-care.

Posted by: democrat at April 17, 2014 03:04 PM (Xxe5U)

323 Speaking of Hillary ...

I heard Ralph Nader interviewed today. He really doesn't like Hillary and said he would do everything in his power to defeat her if she runs.

Posted by: Long Island at April 17, 2014 03:05 PM (7Nabg)

324 So that's what they did with the blue dress?

Posted by: wth at April 17, 2014 03:05 PM (wAQA5)

325 Posted by: thunderb also dickless rapper at April 17, 2014 07:01 PM (zOTsN) IOW, it did not fall on deaf ears. There was an investigation by LAPD and their findings were submitted to the DA who also did their investigation. From what I read about that case, I can see why the DA did not pursue it.

Posted by: Pug Form 4868 at April 17, 2014 03:05 PM (8c12T)

326 1997 t0 2004 he throws orgies with known perv 1997 kids complain to cops nothing happens 1999 this guy allegedly complains nothing happens yeah I believe it

Posted by: thunderb also dickless rapper at April 17, 2014 03:05 PM (zOTsN)

327 Maybe it should be Collins-Rectum, amirite?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 17, 2014 03:06 PM (oFCZn)

328 Yeah, it's kind of a big deal if the leader of the United States Senate declares you a domestic terrorist. Remember all of those Congressmen and Senators, such as Cummings and Schumer, saying they wanted Tea Party groups investigated. And then they were. Reid is publicly calling for Bundy to be treated as a domestic terrorist. So....what happens next? Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2014 07:00 PM (IdOTf) FBI comes knocking. While he is being interrogated at headquarters, his cattle are shot where they stand, and his ranch is seized as evidence. Seriously, he's already lost several court battles. Getting the FBI and Eric Holder to request search warrants, etc will be a piece of cake. Harry and Rory will get their solar land deal. And the unions of Vegas will continue to instruct their members to vote for Harry, or else.

Posted by: Jen at April 17, 2014 03:06 PM (OPPHX)

329 Posted by: Jen at April 17, 2014 06:28 PM (OPPHX) I find the remarks here about Chelsea to be fitting for the type of person that she is. And in case you're wondering she is the kind of person that will publicly talk about how she feels bad that her grandmother wasn't able to abort Hillary.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 17, 2014 03:06 PM (MgLqr)

330 Sounds like Reid is purposefully trying to gin up violence and threats of violence, which will prove his point.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2014 03:06 PM (nylF6)

331 known perv best buddy finally prosecuted and goes to jail in 2004 plus all the child stars talking about it for years yes I believe it

Posted by: thunderb also dickless rapper at April 17, 2014 03:07 PM (zOTsN)

332

I feel sorry for the kid. He is going on a long strange trip.
And that's before he even gets born! It'll be worse after he pops out.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 17, 2014 06:58 PM (hn5v5)

 

 

I turn out just fine.  Now I am the leader of most advanced country in the world!

 

You die by flamethrower unbeliever!!!

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at April 17, 2014 03:07 PM (N7QgG)

333 NO comment on any of this.

Posted by: Ted Cruz at April 17, 2014 03:08 PM (thLL8)

334 Ya know the Clintons are just kind of tragic. TFG though is just plain evil. Posted by: freaked at April 17, 2014 07:04 PM (JdEZJ) No. Fuck that. They're not tragic, they're amoral. "Tragic" would imply an ability to resist temptation which is repeatedly overcome by circumstance. It would also imply some morals and a regret for things that have come to pass. "Tragic" implies that at some point you've looked in the mirror and said something like, "I've got to get my shit together" Neither one could give a whit about morals, polite society, or being a role model or good example. There's no evidence of that at all. Never will be either.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 17, 2014 03:09 PM (yz6yg)

335 327 1997 t0 2004 he throws orgies with known perv And Bubba Clinton was doing it with girls on an island. This is sexual freedom: despicable perverts turning teenagers into sexmeat.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 17, 2014 03:09 PM (uhAkr)

336 You die by flamethrower unbeliever!!!
How about if I get an Un haircut?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 17, 2014 03:10 PM (hn5v5)

337 Per Wiki:

>>>One can also be a step-grandparent. A step-grandparent can be one's parent's step-parent or one's step-parent's parent or one's step-parent's step-parent. The various words for grandparents at times may also be used to refer to any elderly person, especially the terms gramps, granny, grandfather, grandmother and even more types that most families make up themselves, like "coolma" for younger step-grandparents..<<<

Basically, Hillary could be pushing a shopping cart down the street and an illegal alien could claim her as a grandmother.

Posted by: Fritz at April 17, 2014 03:10 PM (oJUxt)

338 We'll Mr. Nader, you fucked up the Corvair & Al Gores chances. I don't think you can f*ck up Hillary's run my money is on that fake Indian from Mass.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2014 03:12 PM (HVff2)

339 "Coolma"? Is that one of the 57 sexual orientation identities on Facebook?

Posted by: Jen at April 17, 2014 03:12 PM (OPPHX)

340 "Eh, I'm not expert, but it's been described that there's some sort of sphere of protection about this shit in Hollywood."

And after Polanski, and the way the rest of Hollyweird have quite unashamedly protected and defended him (Goldberg's "not rape-rape" comment comes to mind), it is highly plausible that such a sphere exists.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 17, 2014 03:12 PM (noWW6)

341 Yep, they refuse to call Fort Hood domestic terrorism. If the ranchers were shouting Allahu Akbar Reid wouldn't call them terrorist.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 17, 2014 03:13 PM (ZPrif)

342 Hillary Clinton today praised a 19-year-old woman who broke down crying at an event today as she revealed that she is an undocumented immigrant.
For the first time publicly I want to say that I’m an undocumented immigrant,” said the woman, named Nova,
“Oh Nova,” she began, pausing for a second. “Wow. That was incredibly brave.




Coming here illegally is incredibly brave? Unless it was on the back of Chuck Heston's horse, Nova ought to be sent back





Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 17, 2014 03:13 PM (FE/sZ)

343 "turning teenagers into sexmeat." Go on...

Posted by: Woodsy Allan at April 17, 2014 03:14 PM (W7zKe)

344 All staged. All of it.

Posted by: Soothie at April 17, 2014 03:15 PM (nylF6)

345 Plenty of time for her to change her mind.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I amn't at April 17, 2014 03:15 PM (rz0yi)

346
Chelsea will suffer a faux spontaneous abortion, and the sympathy vote will benefit Rodham's run for the presidency and Chelsea when she runs for the Senate. 


Call me for your future.  1-800-GET-LOVE!


Miss Cleo

Posted by: Miss Cleo, Psychic Friends Network at April 17, 2014 03:15 PM (nQjHM)

347 At WZ: "[Clive's son Ryan]Bundy told Swann that federal agents have fled the area and left a great deal of gear and equipment and that they arenÂ’t likely to return any time soon for it. He also said that federal agents destroyed much of the grazing infrastructure on the land, including water lines, water tanks, troughs, corrals, and fences. The damage didnÂ’t stop at just destroying infrastructure: Bundy revealed that their cattle, about 40 or so, had been killed by federal agents and thrown into a mass grave."

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2014 03:16 PM (IdOTf)

348

Sounds like Reid is purposefully trying to gin up violence and threats of violence, which will prove his point.



Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2014 07:06 PM (nylF6)

 

 

Last time this happened, the people were treated as kooks and conspiratards.  Flakes and fringe characters.  A half dozen crazy weirdos out protesting. 

 

Now millions of people believe the same things.  Look at Deep Blue CT and NY.  Millions are purposefully and consciously breaking the law by not registering guns and magazines. 

 

Hundreds drove to bumfuck NV to support Bundy on a few days notice last week.  Not a dozen, not a score, HUNDREDS. 

LET IT BURN may just happen sooner than Reid thinks.

Posted by: rd at April 17, 2014 03:16 PM (N7QgG)

349 For the first time publicly I want to say that I’m an undocumented immigrant,” said the woman, named Nova, “Oh Nova,” she began, pausing for a second. “Wow. That was incredibly brave. She's brave for violating federal sovereignty. Bundy is a terrorist.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 17, 2014 03:16 PM (uhAkr)

350 Hillary Clinton today praised a 19-year-old woman who broke down crying at an event today as she revealed that she is an undocumented immigrant. For the first time publicly I want to say that I’m an undocumented immigrant,” said the woman, named Nova, “Oh Nova,” she began, pausing for a second. “Wow. That was incredibly brave. Coming here illegally is incredibly brave? Unless it was on the back of Chuck Heston's horse, Nova ought to be sent back *** I want to live in a country where an illegal shudders at the thought of such an admission.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2014 03:17 PM (DmNpO)

351 No woman is illegal!!

Posted by: Hillary! at April 17, 2014 03:18 PM (IdOTf)

352 finally, from Dlisted, so you don't have to slum there first heard about Bryan Singer’s “infamous” coke and twink pool parties when I was 18 and was at some party in Orange County that a bunch of dancers from Disneyland were at. One of the twink dancers bragged to me and my friends about how the weekend before he was at a party in L.A. that the director of Usual Suspects was at and the white twinks, coke and meth were falling from the sky. The twink dancer said that Bryan Singer and his fancy Hollywood friends always throw parties like that and when I asked him to take me to the next one, bitch said, “Uh, you’re not white, skinny and cute enough, though.” Leave it to a bitchy blond Disneyland dancer with white highlights and blue contacts to save me from gay Eyes Wide Shut Hell. *** he goes on At the time, Marc Collins-Rector (RECTOR!!!), the former CEO of Digital Entertainment Network, lived at the M & C Estate with Chad Shackley and Chad’s younger brother Scott Shackley. Michael Egan went to high school with Scott Shackley. Marc Collins-Rector isn’t being sued, but he is named in the lawsuit and is accused of sexually abusing Michael Egan for 2-3 months before passing Michael off to Bryan Singer. Rector is a convicted sex offender who in 2004 pled guilty to bringing five underage boys across state lines to have sex with them. Michael Egan also claims that Rector held a gun to his head and threatened to hurt him and his family if he stopped being the Pass Around Patty to all those gay Roman Polanskis. Michael says he took the threats seriously which is why he didn’t turn down Bryan Singer’s request in 1999 to fly to Hawaii when he was 17. In Hawaii, Michael alleges that Bryan forced him to snort tons of coke and drink some suspect shit before Bryan raped him repeatedly. Bryan promised Michael a role in his new movie if he did everything he was told to. The movie role never came, but the drugging and raping went on. and he concludes This isn’t Bryan’s first time at the ILLEGAL underage rodeo. In 1997, he was named in a lawsuit filed by a 14-year-old boy who claimed that he and other underage extras in Apt Pupil were forced to take off their thongs for a shower scene. The rumor is that Bryan played the footage at parties.

Posted by: thunderb also dickless rapper at April 17, 2014 03:19 PM (zOTsN)

353 The damage didnÂ’t stop at just destroying infrastructure: Bundy revealed that their cattle, about 40 or so, had been killed by federal agents and thrown into a mass grave." Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2014 07:16 PM (IdOTf) Photos or videos would be nice. I know of several radio/tv hosts that would run it on their shows, websites, etc

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2014 03:19 PM (HVff2)

354 Babies ALWAYS help politicians. It will soften up Hillary. Remember in Iowa, when she was plummeting in the Primaries, she cried during that one interview and had a big bounce. Babies make people forget about Benghazi and what an absolute disaster Hildebeast's was as Sec State. They cover a multitude of sins.

Posted by: runningrn at April 17, 2014 03:19 PM (o6g4X)

355
TMZ Flash Alert:  Chelsea Clinton was impregnated by a monitor lizard!

Posted by: Harvey Levin at April 17, 2014 03:20 PM (nQjHM)

356 Posted by: thunderb also dickless rapper at April 17, 2014 07:19 PM (zOTsN) Speaking of directors, I miss John Ford

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2014 03:20 PM (HVff2)

357 Obama sold another million insurance policies! This is stating to look like that Seinfeld episode where Lloyd Braun sold all those computers over a non-working telephone.

Posted by: People Corporation at April 17, 2014 03:21 PM (pf+hU)

358 Chelsea is a product of her genes and upbringing. A LIH (Low Information Human) raised in an atmosphere of specialness, entitlement, and the morality of a TwatWaffles™ franchise... doomed. I'm sorry a dog has rabies, but... you know...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 17, 2014 03:21 PM (W7zKe)

359 I don't want my daughter punished with a baby...

Posted by: Bronco Bama at April 17, 2014 03:22 PM (o6g4X)

360 Congratulations, Chelsea. Is it a boy or a girl?

Or are you going to assign one of the other 50-odd gender preferences available on Facebook?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I amn't at April 17, 2014 03:22 PM (rz0yi)

361 >>>>My Spanish is non-existent... but I seem to remember when Chevrolet was trying to sell 'Nova' automobiles in spanish-speaking countries it translated to... 'doesn't run'. Urban myth.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 17, 2014 03:23 PM (MgLqr)

362 I don't want my daughter punished with a baby... Posted by: Bronco Bama at April 17, 2014 07:22 PM (o6g4X) --- I'm pretty sure at least your eldest daughter will not have that worry.

Posted by: People Corporation at April 17, 2014 03:23 PM (pf+hU)

363 For the first time publicly I want to say that I’m an undocumented immigrant,” said the woman, named Nova,
“Oh Nova,” she began, pausing for a second. “Wow. That was incredibly brave.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2014 07:17 PM (DmNpO)

***************************

Think that's brave? Try coming out as a Conservative.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I amn't at April 17, 2014 03:23 PM (rz0yi)

364

You die by flamethrower unbeliever!!!
How about if I get an Un haircut?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 17, 2014 07:10 PM (hn5v5)

 

 

You must also prostrate yourself before me!  Swear allegiance to Kim Jong Un, Leader of Greatest Nation on Earth! 

 

My people have learned to live without food, and subsist solely on my love for them! And they labor tirelessly for good of the Glorious Socialist Paradise! 

Posted by: Kim Jong Un, Glorious Leader at April 17, 2014 03:24 PM (N7QgG)

365 Does this help her? Of course it does. A nice Jewish grand baby is a guaranteed fund raiser. I AM NOT KIDDING.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 17, 2014 03:29 PM (0FSuD)

366 Yeah, how are the Clintons going to announce if he baby is a boy or a girl? They've spent years telling us genitalia isn't gender.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 17, 2014 03:29 PM (ZshNr)

367 "It's got dad's eyes!" - Ronan Farrow, Designated Sperm Donor

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 17, 2014 03:29 PM (W7zKe)

368 I am so powerful, I have Killed Comment Thread!

Posted by: Kim Jong Un, Glorious Leader at April 17, 2014 03:29 PM (N7QgG)

369 Everyone knows Chelsa husband is Jewish, right? Son of convicted stock swindler.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 17, 2014 03:31 PM (0FSuD)

370 Commenters 368-370 must die!  I said this thread is dead!

Posted by: Kim Jong Un, Glorious Leader at April 17, 2014 03:31 PM (N7QgG)

371 KJU, I'm sure the peasants are very grateful for all the semen you donate for their consumption.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 17, 2014 03:31 PM (W7zKe)

372 *sigh*

Posted by: Web Hubbell at April 17, 2014 03:32 PM (oFCZn)

373 You can BET the farm on it that Chelsea and 'It' will appear at campaign stops with The Cankled Scrunt (hereafter, TCS).

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 17, 2014 03:34 PM (W7zKe)

374 Hmmm, sure is quiet around here...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 17, 2014 03:34 PM (0HooB)

375

If you do not obey me, I rain glorious Korean missiles on AOSHQ unbelievers. 

 

Obey ME! 

And send food, and oil, and medical supplies, and money, lots and lots of MONEY!!! to the glorious workers paradise. 

 

 

...Please send food and oil before we all die starving in the dark...

Posted by: Kim Jong Un, Glorious Leader at April 17, 2014 03:37 PM (N7QgG)

376 378 Hmmm, sure is quiet around here... Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 17, 2014 07:34 PM (0HooB) Been that way for a long time now.

Posted by: Vince Foster at April 17, 2014 03:37 PM (oFCZn)

377 Remember this? EL CAJON, Calif. (AP) — An Iraqi immigrant was convicted Thursday of bludgeoning his wife to death in a case that initially was considered a hate crime because a note found next to her body said: "This is my country, go back to yours, you terrorist." Kassim Alhimidi, 49, shook his head from side to side and wagged a finger as jurors were polled, then chaos erupted in the courtroom when his oldest son stood and shouted obscenities. The son proclaimed his father's innocence before several deputies wrestled him out of the courtroom. http://goo.gl/bzIAq6

Posted by: Pug Form 4868 at April 17, 2014 03:38 PM (8c12T)

378 OK, name ideas for the baby? Here are a couple, assuming it's a male. http://tinyurl.com/q6o6pud

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 17, 2014 03:39 PM (0FSuD)

379

Posted by: Pug Form 4868 at April 17, 2014 07:38 PM (8c12T)

 

 

I hope his family takes the advice of this wise Iraqi patriarch. 

Posted by: rd at April 17, 2014 03:40 PM (N7QgG)

380 Fugly Granny > Fugly Daughter > Fugly Kid.


Posted by: Lou Lou at April 17, 2014 03:40 PM (LwfM3)

381

Fox has showed video of the mass grave of Bundy's cattle...and also footage of one of the bulls that was shot.

 

All this...over the 'Endangered Desert Tortoise'.

 

But I cannot find any evidence of this turtle being on the Endangered Species List.

Not now...and not ever!

 

If someone knows more info on this, please, I would love to see it.

 

The Desert Tortoise was given the 'Threatened Species' designation, years ago...because it was deemed to be on the decline in two deserts.

The Mojave and Sonora deserts, iirc.

 

But the Desert Tortoise is doing fine in other areas.

 

So this whole thing is even more bogus than we are being led to believe.

 

And the reason that Bundy 'owes' so much?

The Feds have been fining him @ $200/day per head, for his cattle...and probably compounding interest on top of that.

 

Posted by: wheatie at April 17, 2014 03:40 PM (fAjDo)

382 Everyone knows Chelsa husband is Jewish, right?


Son of convicted stock swindler.

Except for the convicted part, just like mom.

Posted by: Retread at April 17, 2014 03:40 PM (cHwk5)

383 Sorry I missed you!

Posted by: Juan Corona, farm labor contractor at April 17, 2014 03:41 PM (uopHF)

384 @382 I am thinking Quantavious Saul Clinton has a nice ring to it?

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 17, 2014 03:41 PM (0FSuD)

385 OH heck I love babies. Congratulations Chelsea and Bill and Hillary! Don't kill it okay? I mean you are all for killing your own offspring so don't do that. You can handle raising it. Just let the child live. I guess I really am scared for any child born to pro-abortion people. How can they have a normal love if they are so willing to kill babies. Please just let the child live.

Posted by: petunia at April 17, 2014 03:42 PM (DAcBA)

386 I wonder if the kid will have a genetic fear of rabbits?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 17, 2014 03:42 PM (aDwsi)

387 @382 Course I have nothing against Jakym Camel Clinton, but that camel sounds a little Arabic.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 17, 2014 03:43 PM (0FSuD)

388 Ron M. ‏@Jewtastic 11m Let me leave ya w/ this 'great' news. USA just paid Iran half a billion dollars in seized sanctions funds, under terms of interim deal. Yay!

Posted by: Pug Form 4868 at April 17, 2014 03:44 PM (8c12T)

389 If someone knows more info on this, please, I would love to see it. Wheatie, I don't have a link, but there's one somewhere that says that a bunch of desert turtles were "euthanized" at some facility dedicated to their survival. This, along with the Searchlight Pederast's statement today, makes me think that this situation may get worse before it gets better.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 17, 2014 03:45 PM (0HooB)

390 I wonder if the kid will have a genetic fear of rabbits? Was Web Hubbell afraid of rabbits?

Posted by: Ted Cruz at April 17, 2014 03:45 PM (thLL8)

391 Sean I meant "kind of tragic" in a white trash kind of way. Maybe thats the wrong term though.

Posted by: freaked at April 17, 2014 03:45 PM (JdEZJ)

392 I think Jewy McJew Clinton is the wrong way to go, though.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 17, 2014 03:45 PM (oFCZn)

393 This, along with the Searchlight Pederast's statement today, makes me think that this situation may get worse before it gets better. DC is quiet on the matter. Makes me think some grand plan is afoot.

Posted by: Ted Cruz at April 17, 2014 03:45 PM (thLL8)

394 BLM thugs killing cattle...any idea how much they could have made taking them to a slaughterhouse and selling steaks from the backs of their trucks as steak goes for $12.99 per lb? Typical gummint employees.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 17, 2014 03:46 PM (WZD4E)

395 Posted by: Leland at April 17, 2014 06:39 PM (3R7WS) OH that is true. Where is Chelsea though? Isn't she living in Europe? I bet she is using a non-socialized medicine because they have special hospitals for the rich and connected.

Posted by: petunia at April 17, 2014 03:46 PM (DAcBA)

396 I suppose Vincent Foster Clinton for a boy would really be suprising?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 17, 2014 03:47 PM (oFCZn)

397 I am thinking Quantavious Saul Clinton has a nice ring to it? Clinton X. Or Clinton XY.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 17, 2014 03:47 PM (0HooB)

398 I guess we can talk about politicians kids again, and their kids' kids.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 17, 2014 03:47 PM (IXrOn)

399 396 I think Jewy McJew Clinton is the wrong way to go, though. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 17, 2014 07:45 PM (oFCZn) True Dat. They don't have any Scots in the family.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 17, 2014 03:47 PM (0FSuD)

400 How about Anthony Humaweiner Clinton-whatever?

Posted by: freaked at April 17, 2014 03:48 PM (JdEZJ)

401 One of the Bush girls has kids right? Did the media fawn over them? I don't even know if the other one is married.

Posted by: petunia at April 17, 2014 03:48 PM (DAcBA)

402

I wonder what date they penciled in for the divorce?

 

Think of the press and....single mom!

 

Posted by: Behind Enemy Lines at April 17, 2014 06:21 PM (thLL

 

If gay "marriage" isn't universal, and it looks like she needs to "marry" Huma" to clear the field, Hillary Rodham will divorce Bill mid-October 2015.  If gay "marriage" still isn't universal by the time the DNC convention rolls around, she'll divorce Bill and "marry" Huma at the convention.

 

Of course, if gay "marriage" is universal, she'll still "marry" Huma at the appointed time.

Posted by: Hillary Village Rodham at April 17, 2014 03:48 PM (o44nj)

403

393...Wheatie, I don't have a link, but there's one somewhere that says that a bunch of desert turtles were "euthanized" at some facility dedicated to their survival.

 

---------

 

Yeah, they can get away with killing them...because the turtles are *not* on the Endangered Species List.

 

Dana Loesch has been covering this...there's a 'turtle shelter' outside of Las Vegas, where people have been bringing in turtles that they find.

The turtles have been flourishing and breeding.

 

So they've been killing off some of them because they don't have enough money to feed them all.

 

Posted by: wheatie at April 17, 2014 03:49 PM (fAjDo)

404

BLM thugs killing cattle...any idea how much they could have made taking them to a slaughterhouse and selling steaks from the backs of their trucks as steak goes for $12.99 per lb? Typical gummint employees.

 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 17, 2014 07:46 PM (WZD4E)

 

Did you expect them to sell steak?  Their secondary goal is to remove beef from the diet (just below their primary goal of enriching the Dingy family).

 

Oh, and cankled sock off.

Posted by: steveegg at April 17, 2014 03:50 PM (o44nj)

405 It helps her: 1. Democrats won't vote against her because she's a grandmother 2. Non political types will think, awwww isn't that sweet, Bill and Hill are grandparents. There's zero downside for her, which is why she made Chelsea conceive.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2014 03:51 PM (0LHZx)

406 Posted by: mallfly at April 17, 2014 05:58 PM (bJm7W) I scrolled directly to the bottom after #7.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at April 17, 2014 03:52 PM (bZQ4X)

407 397 This, along with the Searchlight Pederast's statement today, makes me think that this situation may get worse before it gets better. DC is quiet on the matter. Makes me think some grand plan is afoot. Posted by: Ted Cruz at April 17, 2014 07:45 PM (thLL I sure hope so. Maybe someone will step on these roaches. OBEY!

Posted by: Thistle Enclosed Skull at April 17, 2014 03:52 PM (bHnlE)

408 Animal husbandry.

Posted by: Baldy at April 17, 2014 03:52 PM (2bql3)

409

I wonder if the kid will have a genetic fear of rabbits?

Was Web Hubbell afraid of rabbits?

 

Posted by: Ted Cruz at April 17, 2014 07:45 PM (thLL

 

Dunno about Web, but the Peanut Farmer sure was.

Posted by: steveegg at April 17, 2014 03:52 PM (o44nj)

410 I'm happy for Chelsea and all, but she should probably start putting money away for the cosmetic surgery that kid is gonna need, I think the Hillary! fugly genes are too strong to be overcome. 

Posted by: TheresaD at April 17, 2014 03:53 PM (5+6y1)

411 A turtle shelter? Really? Don't they already have shelters on their backs? Jesus Flying Christ insanity reigns!

Posted by: freaked at April 17, 2014 03:53 PM (JdEZJ)

412

Joking about abortion???

Holocaust, Jody, prison rape, abortion.  Why won't some self-appointed humorcop tell me what can and cannot be joked about???

Or at least post a trigger warning

Posted by: Mr. Confusion at April 17, 2014 03:53 PM (b7yum)

413 My Spanish is non-existent... but I seem to remember when Chevrolet was trying to sell 'Nova' automobiles in spanish-speaking countries it translated to... 'doesn't run'. Urban myth. Snopes says it's fake, but they don't give a darn bit of evidence. They say it sold well, but don't give numbers. They offer up a gasoline company by the same name and say people would have associated the name with that, not with "no go". Um, Ok, not proof. They say that while marketing to South America their Hispanic counterparts would have warned them. Uh, yeah. Maybe. Or maybe those people said something and were ignored. Large corporations don't EVER make mistakes by ignoring naysayers, nope, never happens. Depending on which version you believe, the story ranges from Chevy changed the name. That's provably false. To Chevy took a bath because nobody bought the car. That's probably not true. To people made fun of the car for "no go". Almost certainly true.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/s][/i][/b][/s] at April 17, 2014 03:54 PM (WhJf8)

414 416 Joking about abortion??? Holocaust, Jody, prison rape, abortion. Why won't some self-appointed humorcop tell me what can and cannot be joked about??? Or at least post a trigger warning Posted by: Mr. Confusion at April 17, 2014 07:53 PM (b7yum) Today? Ovens are off the table.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 17, 2014 03:55 PM (0FSuD)

415 BLM thugs killing cattle...any idea how much they could have made taking them to a slaughterhouse and selling steaks from the backs of their trucks as steak goes for $12.99 per lb? Typical gummint employees. *** The slaughterhouse in Utah refused to accept them. They didn't give them back to Bundy out of any sense of what is right and wrong, but because they couldn't get rid of them.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2014 03:55 PM (DmNpO)

416 How many times have I told you to spay or neuter!?

Posted by: Bob Barker at April 17, 2014 03:55 PM (WZD4E)

417 Turtle. It's whats for dinner. Brought to you by : Turtle Farmers of America And

Posted by: The Ad Council at April 17, 2014 03:55 PM (JdEZJ)

418 From AgirNews-pubs.com: "U.S. cattle herd at lowest number since 1951" Beef... It's what used to be for dinner.

Posted by: Quinoa Quiche with a side of soylent at April 17, 2014 03:56 PM (uopHF)

419 420 How many times have I told you to spay or neuter!? Posted by: Bob Barker at April 17, 2014 07:55 PM (WZD4E) Every time I am sucking your dick!

Posted by: The TV Bimbo at April 17, 2014 03:56 PM (0FSuD)

420 So how many animals are actually on the endangered species list?

Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 17, 2014 03:57 PM (ZPrif)

421 The slaughterhouse in Utah refused to accept them. Was that after they'd been killed and thrown in a pit? If so, I can see why they'd refuse. If not, what was the reason?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/s][/i][/b][/s] at April 17, 2014 03:57 PM (WhJf8)

422

I just know that my Grandbaby will be gay some day.

I can tell by the way she sucks on her mother's breast, she's very enthusiastic about it.

 

And someday, I want her to be able to marry the woman that she loves.

So if you're against Gay Marriage...then you are against my Grandbaby!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 17, 2014 03:57 PM (fAjDo)

423 new thread smell.

Posted by: Quinoa Quiche with a side of soylent at April 17, 2014 03:59 PM (uopHF)

424 And someday, I want her to be able to marry the woman that she loves. So if you're against Gay Marriage...then you are against my Grandbaby! Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 17, 2014 07:57 PM (fAjDo) There are no ghey Jewish womyn, that's our story and we are sticking to it.

Posted by: The Rabbi at April 17, 2014 03:59 PM (0FSuD)

425 $5 says Bill is the father.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 17, 2014 03:59 PM (q+fqH)

426 If so, I can see why they'd refuse. If not, what was the reason?

Posted by: bonhomme at April 17, 2014 07:57 PM (WhJf


Utah governor out-democrated the Democrats by citing "food safety."

Posted by: Country Singer at April 17, 2014 03:59 PM (sBXOp)

427 @390 Mike Hammer "I wonder if the kid will have a genetic fear of rabbits." Or "her" grandfather.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at April 17, 2014 04:00 PM (Xxe5U)

428 nood

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 17, 2014 04:01 PM (aDwsi)

429 RE: Chevy Nova and "urban myth". Is it an urban myth? I can vouch for that POS vehicle not running. Terrible vehicle it was. But GM made a lot of terrible vehicles back in the Nova days; so it's probably just unfair to single out the Nova. I'm thinking "GM" in any language means mostly "Doesn't Go".

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 17, 2014 04:04 PM (1CroS)

430 128 DM: "What do they call the guy who graduated last in his class from medical school?" Dr. Nick Riviera Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 17, 2014 06:16 PM (1CroS) I had to look it up. You win. I probably owe you a drink, and thank you!

Posted by: DM at April 17, 2014 04:04 PM (Ztudx)

431 @399 petunia "I bet she is using a non-socialized medicine because they have special hospitals for the rich and connected." It is a two tier system--the elites and the surfs. My wife just spend 2 hours waiting yesterday to be told be the doc who check her out that he will NOT be prescribing the anti-biotics she needs. He wanted to giver herbal placeebos. Ms. Clinton will never be sharing a room with the common rabble. Why should she. She is Amerikan royalty.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at April 17, 2014 04:06 PM (Xxe5U)

432 429 $5 says Bill is the father. Posted by: redc1c4 at April 17, 2014 07:59 PM (q+fqH) _________ Oh Harry Reid? Actually Chelsea is about 20 years too old for him.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2014 04:11 PM (0LHZx)

433 @422 Quinoa Quiche "Beef... It's what used to be for dinner." Soylent Green. Made from 100% conservatives.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at April 17, 2014 04:12 PM (Xxe5U)

434 Have they determined the species of the Foetus yet?

Posted by: richard mcenroe at April 17, 2014 04:16 PM (XO6WW)

435 Has anybody seen Morgan Freeman at a Clinton fundraiser lately?

Posted by: richard mcenroe at April 17, 2014 04:17 PM (XO6WW)

436 Has anybody told Andrew Sullivan about this shit yet?

Posted by: richard mcenroe at April 17, 2014 04:35 PM (XO6WW)

437 Will the Village raise the progressive tyke or Woody Allen handle it?

Posted by: fetus defeatus at April 17, 2014 05:02 PM (Zhrud)

438 Chelsea Clinton announced her pregnancy. I will assume her hubby didn't do it to her while staring her in the face...

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at April 17, 2014 05:10 PM (rakCv)

439 It helps her. Everybody already knows she could be a great grandmother by now, and it's late in the game to be a grandmother. ( I say this as one who is late in the game, too.)

Posted by: Alana at April 17, 2014 06:30 PM (2kVRM)

440 Well, anything that distracts from the fact that she has no reflection in a mirror probably helps ...

Posted by: I have MS-NBC for that at April 17, 2014 06:41 PM (sq9q3)

441 136 I think she should abort it on live T.V. for a fee, so everyone can see the beauty of being a liberal! All proceeds go to Hillary's Presidential fund. Posted by: planned parenthood

TV isn't going to float.

PPV Cable will work though.

If they don't get Gosnell to do a 8 month partial birth while sodomizing her they really aren't for womyns's rights to choose. 'Effin DINOs.


OK - back to your double anchovy and mushroom pizza.

Posted by: Burnt Taost at April 17, 2014 06:46 PM (NaeCR)

442 If it's that far along, clearly they've decided the "fetus" is pro-choice...

Posted by: LiveFromRussianHill at April 17, 2014 06:47 PM (kDMxL)

443 If Bill is allowed to babysit, then that kid's first word will be "boner," mark my words.

Posted by: sans_sheriff at April 17, 2014 06:51 PM (lj4x1)

444 "Does this help her or hurt her?"  At this point, what does it matter?

Posted by: Speller at April 17, 2014 08:25 PM (J74Py)

445 Don't know if being a grandma hurts or helps, but her discolored teeth don't. Can't she afford some nice veneers? I noticed she looked old even when she was holding Chelsea as a got. She had major wrinkles back then!

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at April 18, 2014 04:44 AM (IQU7B)

446 Don't know if being a grandma hurts or helps, but her discolored teeth don't. Can't she afford some nice veneers? I noticed she looked old even when she was holding Chelsea as a tot. She had major wrinkles back then!

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at April 18, 2014 04:45 AM (IQU7B)

447 the unborn child has received a Walter Cronkite Excellence in Journalism award Oh, that's just insulting...to the child... Suck my balls, Ronan Farrow!

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at April 18, 2014 04:57 AM (1hM1d)

448 She's got the Grandma vote locked up.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at April 18, 2014 07:43 AM (Yh5Sg)

449 Are Democrats allowed to not abort fetuses? or is it feti?

Had to retch.... Chelsea at SXSW, Chelsea on the cover of Fast Company.

It's almost like the jorno-listas got the marching orders to groom the next generation. Disgusting.

Posted by: Obama Lied Jobs Died at April 18, 2014 08:26 AM (wT9UL)

450 "372 Everyone knows Chelsa husband is Jewish, right?
Son of convicted stock swindler."

Did not know that.

future CNN debate question: Hillary, is your grandson circumsized?

Posted by: Obama Lied Jobs Died at April 18, 2014 08:27 AM (wT9UL)

451 "The damage didnÂ’t stop at just destroying infrastructure: Bundy revealed that their cattle, about 40 or so, had been killed by federal agents and thrown into a mass grave."

WTF?!?!? If this can be documented, it seems criminal.

Especially if those 40 werent turned into BBQ.

Posted by: Obama Lied Jobs Died at April 18, 2014 08:31 AM (wT9UL)

452 "452 She's got the Grandma vote locked up."

Pro-fetal-death grandma warmongering nanny-statist vote locked up anyhow.

Posted by: Obama Lied Jobs Died at April 18, 2014 08:32 AM (wT9UL)

453 "Does this help her or hurt her?" If Hillary does not devour said child, then it definitely helps her!

Posted by: Africanus at April 18, 2014 02:54 PM (q/iq8)

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