1

2 TMZ got pole dancing champion miss USA

3 Don't know, feels like something is missing...

4 Let's see.. how long before some nutball Muslim blows up a building because he is "frustrated" at how Muslim women are objectified?

3-2-1..

5 BTW - I think the questions were pre-written and randomly picked for the contestants.  Having a question especially written only for her would be singling her out, methinks..

6

I don't think she should be "picked on" just because she's Arabic or Muslim.

she got picked because she was the hottest one up there.

Also, did the judges even know about her relatives? Plus, it's an easier question to ask about the Arizona law to someone in the US and to ask an American girl about her relatives over in Lebanon not in a political sense but a correlation sense.

7 Debbie Schlussel should never be relied upon as a source for anything.  She is as crazy a crank as the wackiest 9/11 Truther moonbat.

8 Good Lord.  Let's defend the Muzzie, shall we?

9 As you say, if white, Christian women get asked about abortion, immigration, gay marriage, etc, the Muslim chick can be asked about terrorism.

That said, considering considering she was running around in a bikini on national TV, I think we can safely conclude she's not down with Sharia or any hardcore islamic beliefs. Considering her smoking little body, I for one am greatfull for that.

10 I think the rationale for her winning this is the same rationale that the community board in lower Manhattan used to enthusiastically approve a mosque for ground zero.

They are cowardly little suck-ups who hope that they will be beheaded last.

11 I must say..... I'd hit it.

12 Debbie Schlussel should never be relied upon as a source for anything.  She is as crazy a crank as the wackiest 9/11 Truther moonbat.

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 17, 2010 04:48 PM (l1KFP)

yeah, she's kinda like Bozell. Okay one moment and then going off into moonbat territory the next

13
Women were beaten in Afghanistan because the wind lifted their berkas, inadvertently exposing their ankles. How long before a "frustrated" ROPbot decides a pole dancing, bikini clad Muslim Miss USA is an insult to the prophet?

14 Shit, Faisal, no wonder you were frustrated. Your leaders want to keep that in a gunnysack. Friggin' hot, she is. The males of your species- and I'm thinking of you, Obama, and Ahmadinnerjacket at the moment- are pathetic.

15

I don't think she should be "picked on" just because she's Arabic or Muslim.

/fixed

16 You know what would be nice?  If the pageants focused on the very very important issue of how the contestants do at pole dancing.  And from what I've seen, she would have won in a landslide. 

17 They should have asked her if she's had "the nick" which is all the rage these days. Also, winning the pole dancing contest probably shortened her life span somewhat.

18 Becca Winegar is totally against vague, politically correct, race-to-the-bottom notions of affirmative action like that.

19 Frankly, I find it comical that the Miss USA pageant tries to ask these sorts of questions, at all.  I mean, Miss USA is the skank version of Miss America, which itself has descended into total irrelevance and silliness.

When I heard the question posed of Miss Oklahoma, misstated as the judge showed that he has not a clue what federal or state even mean, I just kind of chuckled.  She gave a good answer, to start, but the fact is that it was just a ridiculous question from the start.  Why don't they just ask the pole-dancers to do path integration, or something of that sort?  It would make as much sense.

There is no question that these competitions are rigged for political correctness, but they are private businesses, so I don't really care.  Miss USA represents the US as much as Shazaam is an American or as much as the Indonesian Imbecile represents American sensibilities.

20 And if a Southern, conservative Christian woman can be asked about the hot-button issue of immigration, on pain of forfeiting the contest for failure to echo the PC answer the judges want, is it too much to ask this woman to take a stand on a much more important question?

If we treat them as little babies protected by a force field of political correctness, they'll never be thought of as legitimate.  They'll always be suspect, since they have to be protected by placing those relevant questions off-limits.  Much like black people might be viewed as less competent/qualified/intelligent/whatever as long as we supposedly need Affirmative Action.

21

Muslim woman wins beauty contest?

What's next? A Nobel Peace Prize for Al Gore?

22

don't Miss USA winners usually go to promote the US military at many events. So, how is this going to work?

Ya know the US military members will know all about this, will she promote them and America? or promote her religion and Hezbollah?

23

You know what would work? Not asking these types of questions at all.

Who fucking cares? It's a friggin' beauty pageant. I could care less what these women think about anything.

Having said that, the muslim chick isn't that hot.

24 Pole dancing, yes, - but does she vajazzle? 

25


ace, if she does have ties to radical Islam or Hamas she's gonna have some 'splainin' to do.

I'd hit that like a JDAM hitting an Afghan wedding procession.

26

I would be much more in favor of these things if they stopped asking them questions altogether, and the talent contest consisted entirely of domestic chores and sex acts.

 

So long, morons, see you tomorrow.

27 #23
Exactly! She is nowhere near the hottest chick in the contest. I smell a rat.

28

Schussel's nuttier than a squirrel's anus.

29

I agree, keep all these questions out. And the OK lady is much better looking, she should have won.

plus, my wife told me the muslim chick tripped during the formal gown part of the show.  Affirmative Action on display, she trips and still wins.

30
Why would we ask a muslim woman, or any muslim about terrorism? What's the connection?

31 OT, but too hilarious to let pass. Via Drudge: Even bees hate Bammer.

32 Considering her smoking little body, I for one am greatfull for that.

Posted by: DrewM. at May 17, 2010 04:49 PM (9B5OK)

Of course I'd hit it like an Iranian nuke'd hit Israel.  But did you see Miss Oklahoma?  Did you hear Miss Oklahoma?

33

don't Miss USA winners usually go to promote the US military at many events. So, how is this going to work?

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-democrat at May 17, 2010 04:53 PM (ACkhT)

all of the pageant contestants of Miss USA and Miss America work with the military

34 I'm with Dack, how about we exchange the question and answer portion of the pageant for the new topless segment.

35

I figure it is good she won.  After all, if she had lost, she would have left a SUV at Trump Casino with an exploding "gift" for Duh-nold, ala Time Square.

36
OT, but too hilarious to let pass.

Via Drudge: Even bees hate Bammer.

Posted by: Monty at May 17, 2010 04:56 PM (4Pleu)

Bee-Baggers !

37

but does she vajazzle

I don't know, but I heard she really nailed the suicide bomb belt portion of the pageant.

38 I'll be in my bunker

39 The bees acted stupidly.

40 Ya know what would be even better? Asking her the exact same question that the Hilton jerk asked Prejean (?) last year. And we then get to watch the usual suspects choking on their howls of outrage over her denunciation of homosexual marriage. Sorta like watching the thugs ignoring the Black congregations and mosques while attacking Catholics and Mormons.

41 Trump rented to Qadaffi. This pageant was fixed. The terrorist chick has a big honker of a nose, a butt chin and a hairy upper lip. Her entry was paid by some scumbags. Taqqiyah. They think you're fools that would fuck anything.

42 This post is useless without pictures.   Fakih won because she's hot.

43 I read that whole thing and I never got to see a bikini picture of the winner? What a screw job.

44 As you say, if white, Christian women get asked about abortion, immigration, gay marriage, etc, the Muslim chick can be asked about terrorism.

That said, considering considering she was running around in a bikini on national TV, I think we can safely conclude she's not down with Sharia or any hardcore islamic beliefs. Considering her smoking little body, I for one am greatfull for that.

Posted by: DrewM. at May 17, 2010 04:49 PM (9B5OK)

BOOBQUAKE!

45 They think you're fools that would fuck anything.

*looks nervously around*

46

Just coincidence that last years points leader was asked a question that took her out of the running, and that this years runner up also was asked the questionable question?   I don't think so.

47 They think you're fools that would fuck anything. Well, let's be honest with ourselves here. They're not wrong. We'd feel bad about it, and we'd hate ourselves afterwards, but we'd do it. Oh, yes. We'd do it.

48

I went through the whole slide show of lingerie pics on Fox News, and I was rather partial to Miss Montana if I remember right.

One of the news reports said her family is mixed Lebanese Christian/ Muslim ancestry, which is not uncommon over there from before the civil war, and would explain nicely why her family fled what is now a Hamas stronghold for the States. She attended Catholic schools for years. And most simply, no girl from a fundie Muzzie family will have a career in pageants, she would have been honor-killed by her parents first.

I fucking hate Debbie Schlussel, she makes Mike Church's show unlistenable when she's on, and in this case Debbie is disregarding the old saying "when you hear hoofbeats, expect horses, not zebras" and is actually proclaiming the coming of a unicorn.

So maybe she's an affirmative action win. She's worth it just for the news coverage that a Muslim woman did something besides hide in a burqa or suicide-bomb an Israeli restauraunt.

49 Debbie Schlussel should never be relied upon as a source for anything.  She is as crazy a crank as the wackiest 9/11 Truther moonbat.

She knew what was going on at the dinner ObAma attended with Ayers.

50 The point of the political-based questions is not to determine answers or viewpoints, but to exalt the Left and demonize the Right. No contestant will ever be asked a question about left-wing issues unless the answer can be used to damn her (if she's conservative and/or Christian) or praise her (if she's Muslim, lesbian, pro-abortion, etc, etc etc).

51
The bees wanted to talk Dear Leader about the unconstitutional Arizona law.

52 Something tells me not to expect David Horowitz to be part of next year's Miss USA panel...

53
I read that whole thing and I never got to see a bikini picture of the winner? What a screw job.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 17, 2010 05:01 PM (DsU01)

Go to the link at #25. Gratuitous bikini and pole dancing shots of Ms. Fakih.

54 They think you're fools that would fuck anything.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 17, 2010 05:00 PM (mHQ7T)

Anything that looked like Miss Michigan ... uh, yeah.  But I'd hate myself years later.

55 They think you're fools that would fuck anything.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 17, 2010 05:00 PM (mHQ7T)

We're screwed.

56

Taqiyya in a bikini.

"Look, those muslims are just like us. They enter beauty contests and everything."

57 I'm waiting for the Miss AOSHQ moronette pageant broadcast live right here on the blog.

58 Fucking sock puppet.

59 Fakih won because she's hot.

Posted by: Post needs pics at May 17, 2010 05:01 PM (6oqXG)

Yeah, none of the rest of 'em were hot.

60 41

and they're right. Have fun jerking your cocks, you bunch of MacGrubers.

61 The bees wanted to talk Dear Leader about the unconstitutional Arizona law.

South American Killer Bees!

62
They think you're fools that would fuck anything.




And they'd be right.

63 Let's see.. how long before some nutball Muslim blows up a building because he is "frustrated" at how Muslim women are objectified?

3-2-1..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 17, 2010 04:43 PM (f9c2L)

Women were beaten in Afghanistan because the wind lifted their berkas, inadvertently exposing their ankles. How long before a "frustrated" ROPbot decides a pole dancing, bikini clad Muslim Miss USA is an insult to the prophet?

Posted by: Atomic Roach at May 17, 2010 04:50 PM (Oxen1)

What do you guys mean, "How long before"?  The "corrupting influence" of the West on Muslim women and its corrosive effect on their "sense of modesty" has been a core motivation of the modern jihad for decades.

One could argue that the bikini was one of the drivers of the Lebanese civil war: Christian and modernized Muslim women wanted to be able to wear them, Hezbollah wanted them in head-to-toe abbayas.  For the time being, even though Lebanese law technically prohibits women from wearing bikinis, no one enforces the law and massively hot Lebanese women show as much skin on the beach near Beirut as Israeli supermodels do on the beach at Tel Aviv.

64 I'm waiting for the Miss AOSHQ moronette pageant broadcast live right here on the blog.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 17, 2010 05:04 PM (P33XN)

Stompy boot modeling, sammich making, and lap dancing contests will decide the winner.

65
Have fun jerking your cocks, you bunch of MacGrubers.

Wheeeeeeee!

66

#57, some of them are like us, and are looking for a refuge from those who want them and us collectively dead.

And because the ones who are like us can speak the language and can spot the infiltrators, we need to use them as sepoys against the hardcore threat sort of Muzzies.

67 Debbie Schlussel should never be relied upon as a source for anything.  She is as crazy a crank as the wackiest 9/11 Truther moonbat.

Though she can be very, very annoying, I have found Schlussel to usually be accurate and to very often be one of the first on an important story regarding islam/the Indonesian Imbecile and related topics (though Debbie would say that she's always first and everyone else steals from her).

68 A high-profile Muslim woman denouncing Hezbollah, or, more broadly, terrorism generally, would be such a thing of beauty I'd giver her eight crowns if I could.

If you wanna crown 'em, then crown their ass!

69

I understand that her bikini and other fashions she wore are all the rage on the streets of Iran and Saudi Arabia.  I understand that this is partially because women have taken to beating the piss out of the Saudi Vice and Virtue Police:

http://tinyurl.com/2aqrs29

Israellycool

70

I wouldn't hit it. I like American women. All the delicious mixtures of countries after a couple of generations is much more interesting.

I wouldn't hit it, either.

Miss Oklahoma, on the other hand, I would. You could bounce a quarter off that ass.

71 I'm waiting for the Miss AOSHQ moronette pageant broadcast live right here on the blog.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 17, 2010 05:04 PM (P33XN)

Stompy boot modeling, sammich making, and lap dancing contests will decide the winner.

Posted by: FUBAR

 

The guest judge can be Obama's teleprompter, in a triumphant return.

Events include the broad jump.......

72 I'll be in my bunker

And that, my friends, is how one does that.

73 Nah, they just misunderstood what it meant when they heard he was heading out for a little "b-ball."

74 And actually click the Daniel Pipes link. It's like bestiality.

75 I'm quite a honey of an O.

76 @75 - Well, THAT makes me want to click it!  :/

77 And, for the record, I'd hit it.

How encumbering is one of those EOD vests, anyway?

78 Some boobs and American men are useful idiots.

May 16, 2010, - 11:38 pm
Donald Trump, Dhimmi: Miss Hezbollah Rima Fakih Wins Miss USA; Rigged for Muslima? Miss OklahomaÂ’s Arizona Immigration Answer

By Debbie Schlussel

It’s a sad day in America but a very predictable one, given the politically correct, Islamo-pandering climate in which we’re mired. The Hezbollah-supporting Shi’ite Muslim, Miss Michigan Rima Fakih–whose bid for the pageant was financed by an Islamic terrorist and immigration fraud perpetrator–won the Miss USA contest. I was on top of this story before anyone, telling you about who Fakih is and her extremist and deadly ties.

hezbollah4.jpgMISS USA

Rima Fakih: Miss Hezbollah is Now Miss USA

No, it’s not “just another beauty pageant.” Donald Trump, Muslims (who mostly support Islamic terrorist groups, like Hezbollah, which features many of Fakih’s close relatives as top officials), and even Barack Obama will exploit this as propaganda for Islam. Mark my word. Hezbollah is laughing at us, tonight. One of its auxiliary members won the Miss USA title without having to do a thing to denounce them and their bloody murder of hundreds of Americans, including the trampling/torture murder of Navy Diver Robert Dean Stethem aboard TWA flight 847, the 25th anniversary of which is next month.

Dhimmi Donald Trump simply didn’t have the guts to demand that Fakih denounce the Islamic group Hezbollah, whose martyrs and top terrorists are Fakih family members. It doesn’t matter to the Donald that this is the terrorist group that murdered more Americans than any other after Al-Qaeda, and probably more, when you count its joint ventures with Hezbollah. Trump made a bigger deal with Miss California USA and her bimbo activities, when–hellooooo–it’s a bimbo contest. Now, Hezbollah has the chief USA bimbo. And they’ll use it.

I don’t just wonder if this whole contest is rigged. I have a feeling that it is. Clearly, there is affirmative action for Muslim women in beauty pageants and other such “contests.”

79 Frickin Trump was a genius in heading off any post contest controversy by publicizing the sexy photo shoots in advance.  Smart guy.

80 I'd hit it and ask her about her political beliefs in the morning...

81 I'm with #7 and others, Debbie's long past being able to be trusted. You have a source, say who it is, beyond 'this guy I know' which is totally her M.O. these days. I'll wait for Michelle. That said, the girl is an idiot. During her Q&A she said Birth Control was a "Controlled Substance" and also that it was "free". Neat trick.

82
If she's a Muslim,  I'm the fucking King of Siam.  Shaking her junk around like that.

I bet she still has a hairy back.

83

The guest judge can be Obama's teleprompter, in a triumphant return.

Right after an intoxicated Blazer opens the pageant with a stirring rendition of "There She Is".

84 Anything that looked like Miss Michigan ... uh, yeah.  But I'd hate myself years later.

Even if she showed you her birth certificate?

85 Ms. NC A&T.   BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

86
What do you guys mean, "How long before"?

I'll take six months or under.

87 As a former Miss America, I disapprove.

88

My take on the "rigged" contest.  She's clearly a beautiful woman like a hell of a lot of women from over there.  Too bad she can do this and women over there can't. 

Whether is was rigged or not, imo if this is a beauty contest, she clearly qualifies.

89 Oh, that's so nice. It reminds me of me winning the 1937 Miss New Jersey pageant just a few years off the boat from Austria.

90 One of the news reports said her family is mixed Lebanese Christian/ Muslim ancestry, which is not uncommon over there from before the civil war, and would explain nicely why her family fled what is now a Hamas stronghold for the States. She attended Catholic schools for years. And most simply, no girl from a fundie Muzzie family will have a career in pageants, she would have been honor-killed by her parents first.
Posted by: Shazad's Pet Goat at May 17, 2010 05:03 PM (GgXZc)

Yeah, I was just going to point that out.

Her question was about health insurance for birth control pills. It's not really a hot button topic since only Catholics (I think) are 100% opposed to that sort of contraception (and that's pretty much honored in the breach at best).

Either way I'm not sure what sect of either Islam or Christianity is down with pole dancing contests, so this chick is cool by me.

91

At any rate, to those who think she's not good looking....you know how we know that you're gay?

92 Historical information.

93 As a former Miss America, I disapprove.

Posted by: Former Miss America, Gretchen Carlsson, Former Miss America at May 17, 2010 05:14 PM (YfqPv)

Gretchen said once, on Fox & Friends, that she won because she was short.  I think it was the breasts, but that's what Gretchen thought.

94

I'm waiting for the Miss AOSHQ moronette pageant broadcast live right here on the blog.

Wow, you must have A LOT of free time on your hands.

Better get yourself comfortable. With that wait and all.

95 I'm not sure what sect of either Islam or Christianity is down with pole dancing contests

We didn't have a lot of option, you know.

96 At any rate, to those who think she's not good looking....you know how we know that you're gay?

You haven't looked at her face, have you?  Compare to the previous winners. 

97 Next year it'll be me now that I'm citizen too.

98 I can well believe close relatives of the woman are Hezbollah operatives. This has been a fairly common pattern -- outwardly Westernized women involved in fashion, beauty contests, and the like, in the West, who often act as money launderers and enablers (couriers) for terrorist relatives.

You want to believe that plunking down Muslims or whoever in the West will make them Westerners. Doesn't happen. Can't happen. Has never happened, in fact. There is no possibility of assimilation.

Irish, Germans, Italians, can all assimilate because they shared pretty much every core cultural assumption, and were all fairly closely related via DNA and such.

Muslims? They might as well be Martians or folks from Planet Lovetron.

Mark Steyn wrote how liberals want to hop on board the Sharia Express and then get off on one stop later. Its and Express. There are no local stops. It goes straight to Iran and Pakistan. That's the kind of society we end up with.

Far better, to EXCLUDE Muslims from all walks of life. Tell them they are nothing, worthless, unworthy, and undeserving. BUT ... if they "prove their love for America" we can provisionally accept them. But only if they PROVE constantly their love for America. By fighting and dying for it.

99 I'll take six months or under.

Posted by: Atomic Roach at May 17, 2010 05:14 PM (Oxen1)

My point is that the use of Westernized Muslim women as a casus belli for the Islamic jihadists is decades old.  They hate us because we would let their women be seen in Daisy Dukes and bikinis, and when their women succumb to that temptation, they kill them.

100 She's butterface.

101
That was one target rich environment with that picture of her on the stage at the pole dancing tournament.  Not one dude in the pic.  All women.

Posted by: CDR M at May 17, 2010 05:16 PM (5I8G0)

Which begs another question. What type of bar was it since if there was one single male present he would have been up front slobbering all over the stage.

102 Gretchen said once, on Fox & Friends, that she won......

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 17, 2010 05:16 PM (Qp4DT)


If Gretchen said it once on Fox & Friends, she's said it 100 times.

103 I'm not sure what sect of either Islam or Christianity is down with pole dancing contests

We didn't have a lot of option, you know.

Posted by: shakers at May 17, 2010 05:16 PM (4WbTI)

Episcapolians.

104 You haven't looked at her face, have you?  Compare to the previous winners. 

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 17, 2010 05:16 PM (mR7mk)

Like Bess Myerson?

105 If her family truly are devout Muslims, then I'm anticipating the honor killing of their whore daughter when she goes home to visit.

"Unchaste Westernised whore who carries the title of Bride of the Great Satan? Truly, shahid, Allah shall award double bonus points for the stoning of this apostate. "

106

Wow, you must have A LOT of free time on your hands.

Better get yourself comfortable. With that wait and all.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 17, 2010 05:16 PM (pLTLS)

Oh come on.  Stompy boot modeling, sammich making, and lap dancing.  You're a shoe-in!  Should we add snarking to the competitions?

107 Please tell me that last name is pronounced "F*cky".

108 If I get out soon, expect me in next year's pageant.

109

Look at the upside - if she's Muslim, you get to marry 4 just like her, if you can afford it.

And let's face it, all of the contestants appeal, on some primitive level, to a healthy male.  It has to be a tough job to be a judge.  Just ask Rush Limbaugh.

110

If her family truly are devout Muslims, then I'm anticipating the honor killing of their whore daughter when she goes home to visit.

It might not end up being her family. Any Abdul that can get to her first wins the prize.

I certainly hope that does not happen, but we've seen it before.

111 I am sure they asked the new Muzzie Miss America what her views on same sex marriage is though. Anyone know what she told them?

112 Of course, you do know that Trump owns the rights to the honor killing.

The Midas Touch, that one.

113

I certainly hope that does not happen, but we've seen it before.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 17, 2010 05:23 PM (P33XN)

Why not?  Killing a gorgeous beauty contest winner might be exactly what we need to start a pogrom against the Muslims.

114 CHART OF THE DAY: Now This Is A Deflationary Collapse

115 Yes, but who came in third place?

116
Any Abdul that can get to her first wins the prize.

I'm waiting for Barry to take away her title in the name of national security as she is now a bigger terrorist recruiter than GITMO.

117

it's just the muzzies' turn now.  It was AA for black girls at Miss America for the last several years. now it's muslims, and at some point (HOPEFULLY) we can get some of the more curvaceous members of the hispanic community to get a sop now and again.  Then it's on to the asians. 

She's a fine looking young woman, and certainly not outside the realm of reasonableness.  More to the point is that they are now using cheap political set-ups to make people think the Miss USA is relevant.

It will only get more shameless and manipulated from here on out.

118 Which begs another question. What type of bar was it since if there was one single male present he would have been up front slobbering all over the stage.

Posted by: Blazer at May 17, 2010 05:19 PM (t72+4)

--Not only that but most of the chicks in the audience are wearing less than she is.

119 They think you're fools that would fuck anything.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 17, 2010 05:00 PM (mHQ7T)

This is the Moron Nation, it says that right on page one of the handbook.

120 At some point in the future, Perez Hilton will probably win the title of Miss USA.

121 "If you were an IED, what kind of IED would you be?"

122 Not only that but most of the chicks in the audience are wearing less than she is.

Posted by: logprof at May 17, 2010 05:30 PM (Mmw0q)

Yeah, she's wearing a t-shirt and shorts, for crying out loud.  And no men present.  I smell a rat.

123

Why not?  Killing a gorgeous beauty contest winner might be exactly what we need to start a pogrom against the Muslims.

You think that would do it? I don't. I think the media would just sweep that right under the rug with all the other fundy outrages. As long as there's a working television set in this country, the media will be on it lying their asses off.

124 "They think you're fools that would fuck anything.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 17, 2010 05:00 PM (mHQ7T)"

Hey there, wanna chat?  A/S/L?

125 What type of bar was it since if there was one single male present he would have been up front slobbering all over the stage?

Posted by: Blazer at May 17, 2010 05:19 PM (t72+4)

--Not only that but most of the chicks in the audience are wearing less than she is.
It looks like the Foxhole to me.

126 125 "If you were an IED, what kind of IED would you be?"

Posted by: negentropy at May 17, 2010 05:32 PM (0KSSX)

Thread winner!

127

Hey there, wanna chat?  A/S/L?

Posted by: Elena Kagan at May 17, 2010 05:34 PM (F26eZ)

In her case, "Anal Strap-On Lesbian."

128 She's not a real Muslim, because real Muslim women aren't allowed to pole dance and strut around in public in a bikini.

This is another feel-good media construct that's supposed to make us all join hands and refuse to support another second of these dreadful wars that we started for no good reason.

129 Also suspicious:  her "talent" was properly handling and launching mortars.

130 I am utterly shocked at the lack of photos in this thread.

131

Look at the upside - if she's Muslim, you get to marry 4 just like her, if you can afford it.

Posted by: Whitehall at May 17, 2010 05:23 PM (htrmr)

You definitely do NOT want four just like her.  They will be at each other's throats all the time.  You want to marry one like her every ten years until you have a collection of four.

132 You're getting soft, Ace.  Really soft.

She tripped on her gown.  She won an amateur-night strippers contest (of which there are numerous pictures).  She is a semi-literate inarticulate clown in a hot babe suit, and there's still so much you aren't sure about?

Grow a spine, for god's sake!

133 I think the media would just sweep that right under the rug with all the other fundy outrages.
Man who believed Jesus Christ was a "prophet" kills Miss USA.
By Susan Candiotti, CNN
May 17, 2011 12:38 p.m. EDT
STORY HIGHLIGHTS
Oppression and pro-Christian sexual frustration are being looked at as a cause of the beheading of last year's Miss USA winner as the alleged murder was known to belong to a religious sect that believes Jesus Christ is a "prophet". Tea Party links are also being investigated but have so far yielded no solid clues. [click link for further details]

134 I don't get it.  I keep hearing that this girl, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Julia Roberts are teh hawts, but they just aren't very good looking to me.

Miss OK was a hottie. 

135 Gay man asks Prejean question on gay marriage last year, Hispanic judge asks Miss Oklahoma question about illegal immigration this year.  I see a pattern...

136 From Dearborn.  Hmmmm.  Imagine that.

I'm sure her male relatives are soooooooo proud...

137 I don't get it.  I keep hearing that this girl, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Julia Roberts are teh hawts, but they just aren't very good looking to me.

Posted by: VKI at May 17, 2010 05:42 PM (LZK9H)

They (SJP and Julia) photograph well once they are properly made up.  They also do "coquettish" effectively.  But their faces don't have natural, classical beauty.

138

You definitely do NOT want four just like her.  They will be at each other's throats all the time.  You want to marry one like her every ten years until you have a collection of four.

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 05:38 PM (7AOgy)

Hell's bells, you couldn't afford four just like her - womyn like that tend to be a bit high-maintenance.

139

They (SJP and Julia) photograph well once they are properly made up.  They also do "coquettish" effectively.  But their faces don't have natural, classical beauty.

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 05:47 PM (7AOgy)

SJP is a real horse-face.  She had a nice body for a little while, but nothing you couldn't find in 3 minutes on any beach.  Julia Roberts has a monster ass.  Neither were particularly good looking, but once directors and studios were intent on putting them into every movie, there was nothing that could be done.  They were forced on America.

140 It's truly amzing what they can do with modern materials. Underneath that bikini is a combination Chastity belt/Guillotine. So don't get too excited, fellas!

141

Hell's bells, you couldn't afford four just like her - womyn like that tend to be a bit high-maintenance.

Posted by: antisocialist at May 17, 2010 05:47 PM (Rwudm)

She's a friggin' pole dancer - or a pole dancer wannabe (which is even more pathetic).  Just keep a wad of ones around and there won't be any problems.

142

I wonder how often she has to wax her mustache and sideburns off...

 

143

If the Hezbolla question was asked you can bet your bottom dollar the the personc asking the question would have been the one targeted for scorn and ridicule not the babe.

and yes I'd hit that like kagen at a clambake.

144 Butterface!?!  Fie!

That's right, I said "fie"!

That doesn't mean she shouldn't have been asked about terrorism, especially if others are going to be asked about immigration or same sex marriage.

But she's hot, and not in that "smoking-crater-after-a-Muslim-detonates-their-bomb-belt" sort of way.

145 i could care less about the political bent of the questions or the winner's ancestry/background whatever...i just think the whole politically correct winner is plain stupid. i mean come on lol

and donald trump...i am still in amazement that this man has truckloads of cash. every time ive seen him in interviews and what not he comes off like an imbecile.

life...it all works in opposites.

146 Furthermore, if she had been asked about Hezbollah, the "correct" answer would have been one that denounced Israel, I suspect.

147 She could have gotten the Horowitz question.

148 It's truly amzing what they can do with modern materials. Underneath that bikini is a combination Chastity belt/Guillotine. So don't get too excited, fellas!

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 17, 2010 05:50 PM (S1Ttj)

Mrmmph blrrrgl gunnngh... [blood runs from mouth]

149 Furthermore, if she had been asked about Hezbollah, the "correct" answer would have been one that denounced Israel, I suspect.

Posted by: Kensington at May 17, 2010 06:01 PM (aDdAT)

The correct non-answer is, "I just hope that someday we all learn how to get along and co-exist in a world of tolerance and mutual respect."

150 So who CARES what Miss Oklahoma has to say about the Arizona law?  Really!

151

Far better, to EXCLUDE Muslims from all walks of life. Tell them they are nothing, worthless, unworthy, and undeserving. BUT ... if they "prove their love for America" we can provisionally accept them. But only if they PROVE constantly their love for America. By fighting and dying for it.

That's been my theory of coercive compliance or "weed and seed" with America's moose-limb population since about 2002.

The ones that do not really reject terrror loving aspects of Islam will eventually leave. The ones that do reject the old world ways get welcomed, but ultimately everyone is tested.

152

I always knew Trump was a huckster, but his continued politicization of this contest is just evil.

First he hires Perez Hilton, now the Latino guy, knowing full well he's going to get a controversy out of it. A controversy that makes a certain class of people look bad. A certain American class of people look bad.

For the Muslim woman--nothing.

I actually fear for her once her "brothers" see her halal behavior.

153

Since she is running around in a string bikini I suspect that Hezbollah means very little to her.

Just a guess - I could be wrong.

154 Seriously, Ace ...

If Debbie Schussel was quoted to say the sky was blue, I'd go out and check its color first. She really is bugnuts, and has a habit of threatening to sue people for saying bad things about her, or for even linking her posts without her permission.

Save yer braincells and stay off that chimp's website.

She's a Grade A nutbar, in my unprofessional opinion.

155 She may claim to be Muslim, but she's not.  I sincerely doubt that the Koran approves of women entering beauty contests and posing in swimsuits and lingerie.  But perhaps she could hire an imam to dig around in the Hadiths and produce the "correct"  interpretation.

156 Prager said she has some times to Catholicism.  In any case, even answering politically sensitive questions "correctly" might not bode well for any family she had left in Lebanon.

She is beautiful, and American, and that should be enough.

"I'd hit it."

157 Havent read all of the comments, but now that she is Miss USA, she can still be asked those questions.

A pole-dancing hot muzzie chick, that is my type of muzzie.

158 I just saw her evening gown picture on drudge and watched her handle the question with not a single "Um" or "Uh". When's the last time someone did that without a teleprompter? Compare her unscripted poise to that of our Dear Reader. There's hope for us if Miss USA contestants are sharper than the current crop in Washington.

159 Oops, I was talking about Miss Oklahoma.

160 It's truly amazing what they can do with modern materials. Underneath that bikini is a combination Chastity belt/Guillotine.
Now you tell me!

161 So now Michelle Malkin is a terrorism and Islam expert? Based on what?  That's beyond funny.  This is the same woman who is still applauding Muslims and Christians "working" together in Iraq, when Muslims are driving Christians out of Iraq completely.  She hasn't much of a clue on this stuff at all.  If she didn't read it in the New York Post, she wouldn't know.  She doesn't know much about Hizbullah, Islam, or the Middle East.  Isn't this the same Malkin who whined about employees of AIPAC being spies for Israel, when all charges against them were dropped and there was no case?  Well, she read it in the Washington Post, so it must be true.  Maybe you can have Malkin be your mechanic, too.  She is as much an expert on cars as she is on Hizbullah or Lebanon.  She knows little more about Miss USA and Hezbollah than Donald Trump does. 

Say what you want about Schlussel, she is an expert on this issue and she knows what she is talking about.  You can play the "c" card all you want and call her crazy, but have yet to give an example.  She is right on this one and has been on many Islamic stories.  She has yet to be refuted on this or most of her Islamic scoops.  Michelle Malkin, terrorism expert.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  Thanks for the funniest thing I've heard in a week.

162 I love thats she's getting all the attention of being a Muslim, meanwhile pictures are running around showing her scantily clad doing a pole dance in a bar. she looks hot, but isn't she showing a bit too much for the Muslim faithful? haha.

163 I would hate to be her security detail.  Some muslim whack job is going to get bent out of shape over her ankles or make-up and it is going to suck.

164

Forget her being a Muslim, the girl thinks that birth control is a "controlled substance." I'm thinking she probably had no friggin clue what she was talking about, and thought 'birth control' ...plus, she stumbled over her gown.

Still, she is pretty gorgeous.

165

John (that is, Debbie)

MM is not an expert, but she at least mentions and verifies sources who are.  Schussel has been flat out wrong on so many accuastions it ain't funny.  Like how the VT shooter was a Paki.

Ace quoted her on something a few years back, and 15 minutes of checking showed her to be exactly wrong (I believe she was ragging on "arabs" in Dearborn in the context of Islamis terrorism that turned out to be Lebanese Christians).

She shoots first, usually through her own demented point of view, and never admits to errors.  She's teh looney female, anti-Islam version of Chuckie Johnson.

166 Her name spelled backward is Hikaf

167

And after reviewing the tape here, I have to say that I LOVE the fire in Miss OK eyes while hispano-douche is asking his retardo question.

Girl's got spine.

168 Looks like Ms. Oklahoma can take sides with Sarah Palin. Cute smart girls.

169 debbie is a nut.......

170

OK, so maybe marrying four like her is NOT such a great idea.

Would I be better off with four Mormons as wives?

How about two and two?  Could be some interesting theological discussions over the kitchen sink or while they're team-baking my favorite oatmeal-hashish cookies?

171 156 So who CARES what Miss Oklahoma has to say about the Arizona law?  Really! Posted by: outofthis world

Come on, all beauty contestants need to make statements about world peace. Arab peace trumps Cinco peace.

172 I would cheap on my wife with that ...

173

As I said in the comments last night, if you missed the Q&A section, you were really missing something. Miss Michigan stumbled, both literally and figuratively, onstage. Now she is found to have been a participant (winner?) of a local "stripper" contest.

Unless the holier than thou Miss Universe organization kicks her to the curb, promptly replacing her with Miss Oklahoma, their known hypocrisy will be an open wound for all to pour salt into.

At least Miss America was required to have a talent, and a bit of class. And, for that, the primary award was a formal education.

Anything associated with Trump is pure crap and after fucking over the folks who purchased property in his Mexican residential development I've lost all taste for him.

However, I must reveal my own hypocrisy because, although this is the first year I've watched the show...I am hoping Bret Michaels kicks ass on the t.v. show.

Bret Michaels for Miss Universe!

174

177 Helpful hint: You know a blog may be headed for Big Purple Baseballs territory...

"Big Purple Baseballs" what's that mean?

175 Soooo...... What's the life expectancy of this woman?

Is she on the Celebrity Death Pool yet, and if not, why not?

176

@9: "Considering her smoking little body...."

Many of My most fervent followers have smoking bodies and cause smoking bodies in others. 

177 Will she be "stripped" of her title because of her win in that Pole Dancing competition?

178 Should she have been asked a question on terrorism because she was a Muslim, or because she has family ties to Hezbollah? 

One is petty and racist.  The other is a legitimate question. 

179 Just a quick question.
 
Has she had her clit clicked? 

Why wasn't the mutilation of Muslim women a question.

She still got her clitoris?  Guess she lives in the USA.

180

She was BORN  in Lebanon?  I'm sorry, shouldn't Miss USA be, I don't know, BORN IN THE USA?!!

And Kemp, yes that would have been an excellent question.

181 184

"Big Purple Baseballs" what's that mean?

There once as a blog called 'little green footballs' where a bunch of conservatives hung out. The blog owner got tired of us talking about our guns, clinging to our religion, all that shiat and switched alliances. Sort of like Benedict Arlen Specter. Not too many people visit that blog anymore.

Posted by: Upscale Community Organizing Thought Criminal at May 17, 2010 07:55 PM (IhHdM)

An LGF reference.

OK, thanks, got it!

182 89 As a former Miss America, I disapprove.

Posted by: Former Miss America, Gretchen Carlsson, Former Miss America at May 17, 2010 05:14 PM (YfqPv)

Omg, this is too funny and so true.  She never misses an opportunity to tell everyone this, and it drives me up the fucking wall.

183

Wait til the "religion of peace" adherents get ahold her of stripper video and her less than modest decolletage.  I'm sure she'll end up getting stoned and beheaded..

184 Huh? You need Malkin's confirmation to believe Schlussel? Which one do you think is the expert on Islamic terrorism? Which one knows Arabic? Which one has taken on Islamists in court? Which one has gone undercover to spy on Hezbollah cells?

185 I can't believe it took more than a hundred comments before someone pointed out that she tripped on her damn gown.  I realize in the hawtness sweepstakes that means bupkis next to the stripper pole, but goddammit, it's a contest, and that should have ensured she rose to 1st runner up at best.  Criminy.

186

Anyone posted the pole-dancing video yet?  I just got here and am tacking this on in case you want to see it.  Enquiring Morons want to know.m  You know who this benefits, don't you?  Miss Oklahoma!

http://tinyurl.com/26s6uww

 

187 Debbie Schlussel does very good research. MIss USA does indeed have terrorist ties and it is a fact. Donald Trump had committed treason on his country and his countrymen. Boycott Trump!~

188 What's going to happen when a lot of these "sexy" Muslim babes start waking up with their throats cut? Or when Bin Laden whines about "their women" being exploited in beauty contests as justification for the next terrorist outrage?

That will be an interesting news cycle.

189 or when she walks into a crowded auditorium with a "snuke"?

190

Make no mistake. The dung eating leftist assmoochers running this sham pagent asked Miss Okla. that question for the express purpose of finding a way to eliminate her from the competition. That is why I never watch that crap.They can shove their politacally correct sham up their well greased asses.

191 Debbie Schlussel has gone completely off the rails in the last couple years. She's a spiteful, hate-filled, irrational loony-toon. Not on the Islam stuff, but on everything else. For example, she erupted in a geyser of spittle-flecked rage recently over the Alice in Wonderland redux because Alice resisted a forced marriage, and therefore it was some Feminazi propaganda or something. Ummm, Debbie, isn't forced marriage one of the things we don't like about the Islamic world?  She's off on some half-baked leap off the cliff of stupidity every other day.

I suspect Debbie is just pissed because Miss Michigan is a bazillion times hotter than she ever was, and will probably go farther in life than she ever did.

Oh, and I love that decades-old glamor shot of herself on her site. If you've seen her recently, she looks like the north end of a southbound baboon.

(and BTW, don't you dare criticize her or she'll call homeland security on you!!!)

192

The more the media play up her muslim religion the more of a problem for her this is going to be.  The muslim terrorists are pretty equal opportunity fanatics.  and if they figure that she has brought shame to Islam (via the pics of her pole dancing with dollar bills stuffed in her shirt, the pageant itself as well as other stuff that will no doubt come out) she'll become fair game for these bastards.

By the by, does anyone know what her question was?

193 Terrorist family and terrorist financed, would she even denounce terrorism? A POTUS selected solely on race, by the race baiters and now Miss America the same way.

194 It's a shame many of the comments on this site resort to such disgusting attacks on Debbie Schlussel, who has done this country a great service with her work and with her latest pieces about Miss USA. I guess many are jealous of her, or anti-semitic, or something, as this was a solid scoop that all true conservatives with discerning minds should be able to celebrate- are the comments not moderated? Does Ace of Spades support these baseless and disgusting attacks?

195 I barely looked at her, but pretty sure I want to boink her. Then kick her out of bed.

196 Isn't Miss USA a dumb cheap shitty third rate knock off of Miss America? (Which itself isn't all that great) Why do we even care? The pageant is a Donald Trump freak show that serves as the shallow end of the pool for people who want to slowly acclimate themselves to reality tv shows. They'll probably make a teen-aged transexual nun with a cock the next Miss USA just to get people to talk about it.

197 Do you idiots get anything. Ace, do you get Phillip Roth?

198 When I was a kid I used to get Ranger Rick.

199 Idiots, how about the Rabbit trilogy???

200 Idiots, the Horses trilogy? Do you get it?  Do the words have any meaning at all???

Carmac McCarthy? No clue???

201 John Updike? Are you just name dropping random Comp II books because you can't think of any dirty jokes? Maybe you should slip in a gratuitous mention of Joyce Carol Oates?

202 August Derleth? Joe Kubert? Anna Nicole Smith?

203 "Joyce Carol Oates"

Not in the same league as Roth.

"We Were The Mulvaneys" and lots of other college crap....

204 Nathaniel West? O'Henry? Kevin J Anderson?

205 In Islamic fundamentalist circles she is violating the teachings of Allah and Ole Mo.  Remember, the Saudi treatment of women is justified and even commanded in the Koran.  If there are no death fatwas forthcoming, I will be surprised.

206 James Herriot? Erich Maria Remarque? Michael Shaara? P.G. Wodehouse? David Icke? Erich von Däniken? Terry Nation?

207

 I know these women work hard...

BWAA HA HA HA HA HA!  Oh, my sides...

208 Nathaniel West? O'Henry? Kevin J Anderson?

Sounds like old guys to me? Trying to remember, but O'Henry sucked in my humble opinion.

209 Screw this. I'm gonna go get very mildly drunk so I'll have a challenging piss in the early morn.

210 Ok cack, you ol cock, you sound ok to me. Good night my good man. :-)

211 Oh, cack, I forgot to include, in case you din,t  understand, I am not gay (although there is nothing wrong with that)

212 Y'all just ain't gettin the big picture. It's a perfect plan; See, we set Ms. Fakih up to win the thing, right? Then we launch a butt-load of Predators into Afghan air space. (stay with me here) When osammy calls to cuss her out, the drones lock on to his cell phone signal, and Woooooooosh....KABLOOEY!!! We got 'em!!  Just wish I'da thought of it soze I could collect that reeward...

213 Praise Allah for the new USA !!!!

214

1. If I watch a meat rack it's gonna be comprised of males.

2. Beauty pagents have morphed into a political platform for leftwing/La Raza/GLBT/race-baiting bullshit, where the questions are framed to elicit PC responses from like-minded bimbos or exploit the "wrong answers" given by contestants who won't tow the party line.

3. I agree with Daniel Pipes.