1 These Category II cases include offenses such as those involving fraud, immigration, firearms, drugs, false statements, perjury, and obstruction of justice, as well as general conspiracy charges [i.e., cases that charge other kinds of conspiracies, not terrorism conspiracies]. We'll be adding extreme right-wing blogging to that list, boy. What the hell, we'll throw in "owning incandescent light bulbs," just for good measure.

2 Surely you didn't believe him in the first place. He is a damn Democrap which means he is incapable of opening his mouth without lying.

3
Wow, someone from this administration is lying? 

Unprecedented!

4 I'm just surprised they didn't add the 30,000 TEA guys from the last rally to the count.

5 Wow, someone from this administration is lying? 

Unprecedented!

Posted by: Dang Straights at March 27, 2010 01:46 PM (ch+Fr)

Son, we inherited these lies from the last administration.

6 How did I get to be a terrorist?

7  So, in short, when Holder's DOJ catches a guy with a bomb in his rectum and lets the guy plead to overstaying his visa and sends him home to a heroes' welcome in Yemen, it's a successful terrorist prosecution.

Maybe all of us who will be turning on the floodlights at 830 tonight better be watching for those black helicopters trying to run up their Category II statistics.

8 Idiotic claim? Let's see, Holder is an idiot and he makes a claim. Who could have seen that coming?
 

9 We're on Big Sis list, so a few of us are probably in the Cat II numbers.

10 Well, when we elect an unqualified political hack as President, and he appoints unqualified political hacks to high office like (but not limited to) Attorney General, what should we expect?

11 Maybe all of us who will be turning on the floodlights at 830 tonight Earth hour?

12

"Earth hour?"

The alarmists want everyone to turn off their lights for one hr in support of GoreBull Worming.

13 the wheels on the bus go thunp thunp thunp

14 Please write letters to the editors for your local newspapers ridiculing these idiots.

Getting people to laugh at these commies and their 60's rhetoric would be helpful.

All of you guys are funny and smart.

15 12

"Earth hour?"

The alarmists want everyone to turn off their lights for one hr in support of GoreBull Worming.

What will happen to the power grid when everyone turns their lights back on at the same time?

16 The alarmists want everyone to turn off their lights for one hr in support of GoreBull Worming. Feh. Won't have many lights on, but the TV will be running, along with the furnace.

17 What will happen to the power grid when everyone turns their lights back on at the same time?

LOL, nothing. I have been trying to tell everyone for months that home lighting is a minuscule load on the grid equivalent to pissing in the ocean.

That is why this CFL crap is such a scam.

18

"Feh. Won't have many lights on, but the TV will be running, along with the furnace."

My car lights will be on in addition to every light in the house.  Wait, I think The large tree out front still has Christmas lights on it!  They'll be on too.  Planning on burning some rubbish out back.

My only regret - I don't have a tree that I can spare for felling.  I'd chainsaw that sucka for the full hr.  Piece by piece.

19 Fuck Holder Fuck Obama Fuck pelosi Fuck Reid Fuck Dick Turban Suck Barney Fwank Fuck Chris Dodd Fuck them all. They are all criminals.

20

Quoting the article that Malor cites as addressing the "Friday document dump":

"In the Justice DepartmentÂ’s 2009 budget request, submitted in February 2008, the Bush administration trumpeted 319 convictions or guilty pleas in terrorism or terrorism-related cases since Sept. 11, 2001 . . . ."

I doubt that Holder's terrorist count uses any different classifications than were used under the Bush administration. 

21 When Holder decides to spend more time with his family, it'll be released on a Friday afternoon, too.

22 Fuck you Christopher Buckley.

23 >>I doubt that Holder's terrorist count uses any different classifications than were used under the Bush administration.

I doubt that you know for sure, or you would have provided a link or some facts.

24 But don't you DARE accuse the libs as being soft on terror!

25

I doubt that Holder's terrorist count uses any different classifications than were used under the Bush administration. 

Posted by: Neil McKenna at March 27, 2010 02:17 PM (EWXkz)

You're probably right.  Bush was famous for using the "jobs created or saved" bullshit measure.  I believe that John Ashcroft was the first to note that America was "a nation of cowards" and said that the black panther swould be pardoned from any crimes they might commit that are caught on video for the whole nation to see ...

Yep.  I think you're right, Neil.

26

"To be fair, Holder has successfully prosecuted more terrorists than his boss has created jobs."

I've been thinking, but I can't beat that.  Kudos

27

Unlike the other thread, Gabe's +100% on this one (FTR, I'd score -25% on the other). 

This week's two-sentence release order a genuine high-profile terrorist outweighs any claim based on numbers - more so where the numbers are pure bullshit. 

Holder's tenure has run its course.  He's going to be cut loose well before November so the Dems can roll out the "War on Man-Caused Disasters Strategy 2.0" in time to lie their way back into office.  They're just letting Holder write himself a favorable obituary first.

Expect to see Obama and the Blue Running-Dogs using the word "terrorism" again, maybe even "evil" - he's turned every other Bush card when his national security numbers have tanked, so why not ?  Once he's gone you won't hear one peep about civilian trials again.

 

28 SlaveDog - I wouldn't at all be surprised if the Holder DOJ used the same classifications as under Bush. 

The difference is that this administration is trying to hold up these numbers as evidence of a system robust and effective enough to properly dispose of folks like KSM.

Remember, part of the reason that we've got an Eric Holder at Justice reporting to a Barack Obama in the White House is that the last administration dicked around for year after year after year failing to put these guys on trial. 

The Bush administration's fecklessness forced the courts' hands and gave the Democrats another talking point.

29 That guy who broke into my house last year and stole about 20 bucks worth of change?  Criminal.  The guy who snowed 52% of the population into voting for some dopey promise of hope and change?  Well, he terrifies me.

30 the last administration dicked around for year after year after year failing to put these guys on trial. 

Q: How many captured Nazis and Japanese war criminals were "put on trial" prior to VE/VJ days?

31 Again, this all assumes that unlawful enemy combatants even need to be "tried"; they can all rot under detention until the end of hostilities in the next century under the law of war.

32 Oh, and formal German trials of Nazis and SS members continued well into the 1970's.  That would be almost 30 years after the end of hostilities.

To bash Bush for holding off is completely fucking irrational based on past precedent.

33 "Holder's "Hundreds" of Successful Terror Prosecutions Claim Crumbles"Of course it does - Obama and his minions can't do math.

34

the last administration dicked around for year after year after year failing to put these guys on trial. 

 

Actually, the ACLU, ABA, and Dims fought the Bush admin tooth & nail, challenging each and everything.  Therein lies the fault.

35 Does ANYONE in this country believe ANYTHING Holder says?

36 Earth Hour??  Save "Mother Gaia"??

Fuck that shit.

I'm raping that fat bitch in the ass tonight with everything I got. EVERY fucking light, TV, DVD player, computer, radio and electrical appliance in the crib will be on. I'm gonna rewash the clean dishes in the dishwasher. I'm gonna start a fire in the fireplace and run the central air at 60 degrees. I'm gonna fire up some charcoal on the grill and crank up the lawnmower and let it sit and idle without cutting a single fucking blade of grass. I'm gonna start up the U.S.S. EXPEDITION SUV O'DOOM and let it idle without moving an inch with the A/C cranking and anything else I can think of to use as much electricity and put as much CO2 in the air as I can.

And anybody that don't like it can toss my salad.

37

You RETHUGS seem to forget the BOOOOSH's pastor used to yell GOD DAMN AMERICA.  And Booooooosh's Mommy and Daddy were commies.

38 "These Category II cases include offenses such as those involving fraud, immigration, firearms, drugs, false statements, perjury, and obstruction of justice, as well as general conspiracy charges [i.e., cases that charge other kinds of conspiracies, not terrorism conspiracies]."

ACORN is a terrorist organization involving fraud.

Count all of the illegal aliens to pump up the number of terrorists, EXCEPT that they don't get charged with anything, despite the Mexican war on the border crossing over with firearms, drugs, military helicopters and armed SUVs.

False statements? Count all of the Democrats in Congress and this Administration.

Perjury? Then Bill Clinton was a terrorist.

39

Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Eric Holder and Rahm Emanuel are evil, evidence that Satan's best trick was when he convinced people that he doesn't exist.

40 control the things

41 fat burning is important to get fit and strong body

42 My learn how to not be shy blog is ending up with a lot of the same posts you are. Just thought it was a small world since I'd already seen this site.